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Episode 3 • 3rd March 2026 • Last Time On • What Happened Here Productions
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This week on LTO: Ben names the Lord's junk, Victor asks about telephone operators, and Xhafer defends his position on the definition of Messiest Bitch.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Hello and welcome to last time

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on This is the podcast for people

who wanna watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I don't have time.

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I have to get these dishes ready.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Benjamin, I do declare that.

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Uh, yes.

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Uh, well that's why you're listening

to last time on because we are

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taking the trouble out of it.

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We are watching the shows at warp speeds,

so you don't have to, and by the way,

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I can, I would like to announce for the

record that this is the only podcast

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on the internet that can claim it is

hosted by three individuals who have

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never intentionally put soap in the soup.

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We

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yes.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: non

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Yeah, haven't,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: soup

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

not intentionally correct.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: here.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

of soap going on in this episode.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Sure

is You think that's a thing in general?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Like

that just were missing with the show.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There's a soap related plot

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in every other episode or so.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

well, uh, I mean, would this

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be considered a, a soap opera?

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Maybe.

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It's not really.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

you got one?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Which is,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

up on your soap box and tell us about it.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: which

is interesting because I, I just

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realized the other day, um, I,

I getting this show confused con

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conflated with two other shows.

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I, I, I, Bridgeton,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Street

and Downton Abbey were previously

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all the same thing in my head.

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I, I didn't know there were

three different shows, so

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

So Bridger is like very musical,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh, gross.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

right?

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Like they do lots of like,

interpretations of modern songs in it.

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They do.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Weird.

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Okay.

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So is it a comedy?

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, I don't, I've never watched it.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Ah, weird.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I

just know that there's the music, um,

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coronation Street, I have to imagine

is a little bit more royal than this.

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Based off of the name?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Street, uh, holds the record for

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the longest running TV show ever.

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Continuously, I think.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

British soap opera.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: one.

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That's

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Okay.

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So

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

that my favorite, uh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

not Royal.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

uh, Craig Charles was on for

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a While of Red Dwarf Fame.

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I know we got a few dwarfs in the Discord.

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You know

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

It's been on since:

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Fuck

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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Longer than fucking

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: cops.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Who or Cops.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Cops is the one I always go to

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because you just, it feels like

Cops has been on TV for forever.

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It has.

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Um, it's just like, what's

the longest running TV show?

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And I, without my gut

answer is always cops.

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I know it's wrong,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

it just feels right.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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Well, speaking of, uh, things that

feel right, this, uh, oh, wait, wait.

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Before we get started, uh, I had

a interesting dentist appointment.

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Uh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Cops has been off the air for 13 years.

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Fuck me.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

it's been off for a while.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I didn't know it stopped.

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Okay.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Victor, while you were at your

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dentist appointment, did they

rip one of your teeth out to try

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and get information out of you?

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Like, what

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Thank God.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

dental deductible?

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Yank?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I don't know.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I just went

in for a cleaning 'cause I realized it

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had been a while, uh, since, uh, yeah,

the, the episode we did the other day.

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Uh, where we, where, where Bill Murray

got his tooth extracted reminded me

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that I haven't been to the dentist

in, uh, God, almost two years.

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So I was like, man, I should

really schedule a cleaning.

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So luckily I found a place I had a

discount for a first time anyway, but,

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uh, so my dentist was a huge nerd and,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I, I

forget how he got on the subject,

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but he was asking about, uh,

you know, so what do you do?

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Oh, you're retired.

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Well, what do you do?

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Uh, and I said, oh, I do a podcast.

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I do comics.

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And he goes, oh, what

kind of comics do you do?

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And I was like, well, it's

kind of a nerdy thing.

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He goes, oh, I'm a huge nerd.

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I'm like, really?

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I write Star Trek comics

because they're more like memes.

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And he goes, oh dude, yeah.

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I love Star.

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Well, no, he said, I'm not much

of a Star Trek fan, but I'm a

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huge magic the Gathering guy.

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And apparently Magic The Gathering

has a Star Trek expansion coming

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out at the, at the end of this

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

In November.

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Yep.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: me to tears.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I've got a case pre-ordered.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Oh God, how much is it cost?

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This gonna cost.

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I'm like, there goes my

paycheck for that month.

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'cause

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Okay.

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So we don't know how big the set is.

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It might not be worth,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: it and you've,

you haven't, you don't even know how many

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: okay.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: you're gonna

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I'm, well, I know how many cards I'm

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gonna get 'cause I know how many cards

come in A case, A case is six boxes.

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A box is 24.

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Pack a pack A pack is 14 cards.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh my

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

know this, but, uh, I'm getting a

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case, uh, through, uh, other means.

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Um,

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So you guys know how I right?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I've talked to you about that.

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I'm the highest ranked in the state.

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So I, I have a relationship with because

they need me to come be their for things.

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And so a store that doesn't even

is getting me the case of Star

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Trek cards at cost as a favor,

as a thank you for doing stuff,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: That's cool.

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, xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

But, uh, I wouldn't recommend probably

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buying more than a box or two if

you really wanted to get into it.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: And how

much do those typically run these days?

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

uh, I would imagine a box at launch

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is gonna be about one 20 to one 50.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: fuck that.

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Nevermind

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Um, but I'm getting a case at the

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discounted and then, um, I'm spreading it.

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I'm sharing the case.

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I don't want all six boxes.

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I'm probably gonna open one, maybe

two, and then stash one, and then

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the three are going to other people.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: This is,

this, the magic is, uh, is pretty much

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what inspired, um, the damn gaming

trend that's plaguing, especially

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mobile games with loot boxes.

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And I

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Well, loot boxes are actually

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Jeffrey Epstein's fault.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: what

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

is the thing.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

files.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Yeah, it's in the Epstein files.

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Uh, Bobby Kotick, CEO of Blizzard.

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And one of the first real loot boxes

was Overwatch, lest we forget, uh, had

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a email correspondence with Epstein

where he was consulting about how

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to addict minors with sub gambling

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: a

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

traits.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh my

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Yeah, whole thing.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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I, I I,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Epstein is behind the poll, uh,

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politics board on four chan,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

where all the Nazis hang out.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: oh my

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Also true.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Uh, fucking loot boxes.

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Well, I just heard in the news, uh,

something about I, God, I forget who,

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I think valve under fire from like the,

some department of the, the government

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for basically having unregulated gambling,

because it's been going on forever.

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You know, it is essentially

what loot boxes are.

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So, and it's

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

steam, everything.

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But I

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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There's a lot of steam games.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: but

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There's,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Uh, that,

that's what magic the Gathering is.

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It's a real life physical loot box.

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I mean, 'cause you, you, you don't

know what cards you're gonna get.

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Right.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

mm-hmm.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: like

if I'm gonna be spending 120 bucks

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on motherfucking magic cards, I

want my Jean Lu Picard guaranteed.

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Okay.

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You know,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: So.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: my board

Queen, I want my Le Cutes, you know?

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I

mean, you can buy singles and I don't

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think the Star Trek singles market's gonna

get crazy, especially if you're just going

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for normal cards and not like crazy old

arts and stuff that they'll probably have.

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Um, I'm a big fan of Magic Proxies

and I'll go on record of saying that.

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Uh, mostly because WATS is fucking

terrible as a company, both to their

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people and their their consumers.

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And so like this pack of cards right

here, this is a stack of proxies.

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This is for my buddy, uh, who I,

I've split this order with this.

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It was $52 for the stack of cards.

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They're all high quality print.

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They look just like magic

cards except for the back.

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Has the SpongeBob meme

saying, is it a real card?

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Uh, because I don't, no, I'm not

trying to sell these, I'm not

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trying to impersonate anything.

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Like, like I, I, obviously it's a proxy.

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We're not trying to scam anybody.

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Uh, so I got no problems putting

a joke on the back and then having

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the legitimate card on the front,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah, I've

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

uh, because it makes it easier to play.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: and shit

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: for

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

mean, that's what these are.

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Uh, but they're just not, well,

I mean, they're not designed to

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be sold as counterfeit cards.

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They're designed to clearly differentiate.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: someone's

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Uh,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: sell a

black lotus on eBay or some shit.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

but that stack of cards, if you were

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to have purchased the actual cards,

would probably be about $4,000.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: oh my God.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

That's how outta control magic prices are.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: it's

just, that's why I can't give a shit.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: So, yeah,

what I heard today on, um, this podcast

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called Core was, uh, I forget where the

source is from, but apparently there's

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actually like, um, they're pretty much

cartels, uh, in the realm of loot boxes.

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Uh, that what they do is like, they

have third party sites that sell these

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digital goods they'll like, put hits

out on their competitors because, you

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know, you got this, they, they, they

sell these loot boxes third party site,

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and then when another competitor pops up

that's trying to sell their stuff, they

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like hire, uh, hackers to go DDoS the,

the, the other sites because they don't

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want 'em to steal business and shit.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Hmm.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: It's insane.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

was a mistake

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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Well, you know, some people

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Eh,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: the

telephone was a mistake and, uh.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

they were right.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

we will talk about some of that today.

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We got.

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Speaking of telephones being a

mistake, we got Downton Abbey,

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season one, episode seven,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Episode seven.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

seven.

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I hate this show for that alone.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

It's, it, it keeps things simple.

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Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

We open in July,:

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crawls returned to the estate.

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Literally

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: scrambling.

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Again, I imagine this is how every

episode is gonna open with the maids

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: it,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: around.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

the maid scrambling as some like super

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important date is about to happen.

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Like, 'cause I hear July, 1914 and

I know what we're talking about.

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Um, like my notes literally

say, oh, hey Ben, anything

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important happened in July, 1914,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I, I saw that date and I'm just

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like, well, there's a reason.

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The book I have, the giant history

is called The Guns of August.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: This once

again, showing off my, and, and, you know,

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I, I should really just stop admitting

this on air, but once again, my Texas

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public education, uh, that I was under the

impression that Bates and Lord Grantham

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were old buddies from World War I.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

no,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: No.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: yet.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

It's like, oh, it's funny.

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After this I went and rewatched the

first episode again, now that I have a

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little more context, now that I actually

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

You know some character names.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

of these damn characters.

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So

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

It was much better this

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episode than the pilot.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

figured it out a little more.

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Um, so

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

now instead of anything exciting, we

329

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have these people barely having half a

conversation and it's more the Boer Wars.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: the,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Because I'm

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

know, I, it's starting to, it's

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starting to hook me a little bit.

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I don't, I say I'm not.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

in this episode

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

337

:

We did get,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: yeah.

340

:

Oh,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

murder.

342

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Um,

343

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

344

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It, it's starting to get me, it, it's,

it's got, it's, it's not gotten me yet.

345

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I'm not invested in the

story, but I'm not uninvested.

346

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I think I'm just somewhat,

I'm just vested so far.

347

:

Not invested quite yet, but, uh, I

348

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

single breasts, not double.

349

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, I will say

351

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Oh, go ahead,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I,

I, the first, the first maybe 15 minutes

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of this episode felt like two hours.

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Uh, but then, but then after like,

I don't know if it was I caught up

355

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: to

care or what the, after that first 15.

357

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The episode did start to catch

me, uh, did start to enjoy it.

358

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

359

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I admit I was playing PlayStation.

360

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

minutes long for an episode.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Uh,

362

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Finale.

364

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

it felt long.

365

:

'cause I'm like, are used

to an hour of TV is actually

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

minutes,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, you

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Yeah, that's true.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And so it's like an episode and a half,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: know,

that's something I've noticed about

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when I go back and I watch old TV

shows on streaming, is that the

375

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writing has most definitely changed,

evolved, in many ways, of course.

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But one way is that writers in TV

shows back in like the nineties,

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early two thousands even, would

have to build up crescendos

378

:

right before a commercial break.

379

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And now it's like streaming still

hasn't fucking figured it out because

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you'll just be watching a show and then

outta nowhere a commercial will drop,

381

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like mid-sentence for a character.

382

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But if I, I, I love watching old

episodes of the Outer Limits.

383

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And then like something will build up,

it'll hit like, you know, it'll have a

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dramatic pause and then, you know, it'll

screen will go black for half a second and

385

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then come back and dramatic pause again.

386

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It's like, oh, there was supposed to

be a commercial break right there.

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

We do get, uh, so Carson arrives shortly

388

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before the family making sure, uh,

everything's starting to get cleared up.

389

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And Mrs.

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Hughes is like, I got it dude.

391

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Uh, and then we have the family

arriving by, by Automo car uh.

392

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Uh, Lord Grantham goes, now

if you'll excuse me, I have

393

:

to go wash the train off.

394

:

And I know it's because he

just was on a coal train

395

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

396

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

having ridden on one of those, they

397

:

have one at Greenfield Village.

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:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh really?

399

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

a soy.

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Robbie or Jonathan.

401

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

cool.

402

:

Yeah.

403

:

Uh, but I, I also, I now firmly

believe that last time on, uh, Lord

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:

Grantham's nickname for his dick is the

405

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I.

406

:

Oh no,

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

so he's like, excuse me everyone.

408

:

I

409

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

he had to go wash the train.

410

:

Well, his train's been

busy lately as we find out.

411

:

But, but first, uh, we got mention

of the garden party for the hospital.

412

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

413

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I'm

not sure what that's all about.

414

:

Um, but there is mention of the,

God, I, I had her name the, the cook,

415

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Miss Patmore.

416

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

mower.

417

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: pat Moore.

418

:

Yes.

419

:

People are saying about how she's

been, uh, she's been, they're there.

420

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The, they're gossiping about

how she's been trouble lately.

421

:

Uh, then we have the ladies, the

ladies of the house going for a

422

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walk in the park about how summer

in London is better than a winter

423

:

in London, which something I don't,

maybe I'd be getting that backwards.

424

:

But it does remind me that when I went

to go visit Germany back a long time ago,

425

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just for two weeks in the summertime,

uh, one of the hotels I stayed at

426

:

just did not have air conditioning.

427

:

And, and

428

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Oh yeah, that's common.

429

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: thing

is that, uh, yeah, just, you don't,

430

:

you only need it for, uh, a week

out of the entire year in that area.

431

:

But,

432

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

433

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: as these

ladies are walking, uh, just outta

434

:

nowhere, they're walking through this

park and then outta nowhere a Ford

435

:

Bronco comes driving through the park.

436

:

And then I realize that my free trial

of my ad free Amazon has expired.

437

:

And I'm like, oh, shit.

438

:

So,

439

:

which by the way, uh, happy Ford

Truck Month, everyone, uh, I, I,

440

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

we have to be on the precipice of that.

441

:

Like AI integrated ads randomly, like

the technology is, is effectively there.

442

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: park.

443

:

It looked.

444

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

That would be so strange.

445

:

Where it's just like, but we must

smash the on tail, just like the smash

446

:

burgers you can get at in and out.

447

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

e're, we will see that before:

448

:

That will be in streaming

services before:

449

:

I promise you.

450

:

It might not last, but it will be there.

451

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well we know

we, uh, Ford Truck month will still be

452

:

going on because I'm pretty sure every

month is Ford Truck Month, but yeah.

453

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, except for when it's

454

:

Toyotathon or Honda Days,

455

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

but I'm also going to say last time

456

:

on, we had an episode set in London

where we had exactly two exterior,

457

:

uh, shots and one walk in a park.

458

:

Uh,

459

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

460

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

is our only proof that we're in London.

461

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

462

:

we have, uh, ah.

463

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

out along with Ms.

464

:

Patmore and her eyes,

Bates is leaving again.

465

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Again,

466

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

some drama with baits.

467

:

He might not be leaving.

468

:

He might be forced to leave.

469

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well,

470

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah,

471

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

mention the, so, uh, I forget it.

472

:

Okay, so Thomas and I, I

believe she's the head made.

473

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Thomas and O'Brien are scheming.

474

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: and O'Brien.

475

:

Right.

476

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

ladies

477

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: having

a, they're having a smoke and

478

:

gossiping, which I think is a, gonna

be a regular thing for these two.

479

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, I don't know, at the end of

480

:

this episode, I don't know if it's

gonna be a regular thing anymore,

481

:

but it was for season one, hon.

482

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

they're, having a smoke reading

483

:

gossipy telegrams and plotting and

scheming, uh, the fucking these two.

484

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yep.

485

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Mary has not returned yet because

486

:

who's she hanging out with?

487

:

Your fair?

488

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Aunt Rosamond.

489

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Who is,

490

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I did get a good look.

491

:

Who is it?

492

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Samantha Bond,

493

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Samantha Bond and the

494

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Oh, God, I,

495

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Money Penny from, uh,

496

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: yes.

497

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh,

498

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Really?

499

:

Oh, wow.

500

:

Huh.

501

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Thank you.

502

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Ah,

dude, I, uh, always love him.

503

:

Love, I love a money.

504

:

Money, penny.

505

:

Every money Penny's been great,

506

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, and

507

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: now

that Penny's been retired, but yeah.

508

:

Uh, when, and Lord Grantham

sees that there's a doctor.

509

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and the bees

510

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

511

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

menopause.

512

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

513

:

He finds out his wife.

514

:

Wait, she's Perga

515

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

516

:

help?

517

:

Is there a possibly that I am peg, rent?

518

:

Am I pregnant or am I okay?

519

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, and I like the doctor's

520

:

just like, well, you understand

women go through a change.

521

:

He's like, I understand

exactly as much as I need to.

522

:

And I'm just like, oh man.

523

:

He's,

524

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: this possible?

525

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

50.

526

:

So like, we're talking 1860s sex ed.

527

:

Like, oh man.

528

:

They're still talking about like,

sometimes a ghost gets your wife pregnant.

529

:

Uh,

530

:

a ghost gets your wife pregnant and your

child looks kind of like the, the waiter.

531

:

Um,

532

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

533

:

God.

534

:

Did they use lambskin condoms back then?

535

:

Were they invented at that point?

536

:

I, I don't.

537

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

those totally existed.

538

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Wow.

539

:

I wonder

540

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

there, there's a, a much longer and

541

:

storied history of contraception

than you would get in Texas.

542

:

Public education, I'll

just say that out loud.

543

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

That's the truth.

544

:

Yeah.

545

:

Uh, so

546

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Lord Grantham now has to start writing

547

:

letters because Lady Cora is four months.

548

:

Prego.

549

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: per,

550

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

A prete.

551

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: uh, um, Ms.

552

:

Pat Moore, she's the cook

who's losing her vision.

553

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Mm-hmm.

554

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Um, uh, my

555

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yep.

556

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: just

says, more telegram gossip spreading.

557

:

Uh

558

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yes.

559

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

And it's, it's because.

560

:

Mr.

561

:

Bates, who I could have sworn, I'm glad

I went and rewatched the first episode

562

:

again, like literally just about an hour

ago, I could have sworn that Bates was

563

:

gone completely by the end of the episode.

564

:

But no, I

565

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

They,

566

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I missed

the part where, yeah, where, where

567

:

he, where Grantham changes his

mind is all just like, all right,

568

:

I just fucking, um, un no reverse.

569

:

Get back inside.

570

:

You're Unfired.

571

:

But he confessed, he confessed

to something recently

572

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

573

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

uh, to a crime.

574

:

uh, well, uh, Ben, I'm gonna

ask you, because you did the

575

:

coin flip on the previously, uh,

before on the pre-show, what?

576

:

Hop on her?

577

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

We find out in this episode.

578

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: No.

579

:

But why did he confess outta nowhere?

580

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

find out in this episode,

581

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Uh, why did IIT.

582

:

I must have missed it,

583

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Last time on, is a whole

584

:

nother deep, dark side of Mr.

585

:

Bates that will eventually come

through and we'll find out that he was

586

:

actually, not only did he get a leg

wound, he had a traumatic brain injury

587

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: eh?

588

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

that prevents him from

589

:

ever explaining anything.

590

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes.

591

:

Hmm.

592

:

wonder if he really stole all that money

so he could start up a chain of motels.

593

:

The Bates motels.

594

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

595

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, but Mary, uh, who has decided to, to

596

:

linger, uh, because, uh, it seems Matthew

has given her a proposal of marriage.

597

:

And she said, I'll, I'll

respond after the London season.

598

:

Um, which for those of you who don't

know, that is the thing where all of the

599

:

fancy pants, uh, in, in landed gentry

all come back to London for the summer.

600

:

So like all of our kids can mingle and

maybe people get married and stuff.

601

:

Um, because otherwise

we're off on our estates.

602

:

And how do you visit everyone?

603

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Yeah, I guess so.

604

:

Yeah.

605

:

How do you the, the

market's pretty, um, yeah.

606

:

The, the

607

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

all come to London for the

608

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

not very many fish in the sea.

609

:

Okay.

610

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

can meet Duke so and so

611

:

and people can canoodle.

612

:

Uh,

613

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

614

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and so there's Miss Mr.

615

:

Napier and he was supposed to be

getting married, but the wedding is off.

616

:

But also you need to know that

the reason why everybody's been

617

:

treating you like, uh, an outcast

and a uh, a sk hoe is know that, uh.

618

:

Kamal Pook died in your house.

619

:

And the reason why everybody's laying

lending it credence is because Lady Edith

620

:

is where the rumors are coming from.

621

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Bubu,

622

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Um, which one's Lady?

623

:

Edith.

624

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

That is the middle sister, the blonde.

625

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: God.

626

:

Okay.

627

:

There, I'm,

628

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: uh,

629

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: about then

630

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Mary Edith Sybil,

631

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Sybil

632

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

gonna next time on, uh, not a formal

633

:

prediction, but I think that what's

going to end up being the heart of

634

:

this show is married Edith's Beef.

635

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

636

:

So this woman, where did she die at again.

637

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

a woman, Ook.

638

:

So

639

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Okay.

640

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

name,

641

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Right

642

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

at Downton Abbey.

643

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: with

644

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

as

645

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mary or.

646

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

deserves to know that he

647

:

died in the arms of a slut.

648

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

649

:

So he, he was, they were, they

were canoodling with Mary was

650

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

assumption.

651

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Okay.

652

:

Wow.

653

:

Huh

654

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I'm, so, I'm gonna say last time

655

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: uh

656

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

on he died mid peg, uh,

657

:

the scandal and shame.

658

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: One.

659

:

Wonder if, they wonder if they hit

his body somewhere in the, in the

660

:

abbey, somewhere in the, the matter,

because I mean, there's a lot of, yeah.

661

:

Maybe they put him in the soup anyway.

662

:

Uh, yeah.

663

:

Mary says her position is in jeopardy

now because of this pregnancy, and

664

:

she says, well, if I delay, uh, won't,

won't he think that I'm after him

665

:

only for his position and his title.

666

:

I'm like, I would think that's

fucking obvious to everyone, you

667

:

know, like, how is this a secret?

668

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh,

669

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

670

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

then we have Maggie, uh, Maggie Smith,

671

:

uh, uh, the DWI Countess talking to

672

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

673

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And we find out here that, uh,

674

:

Maggie Smith is a giant be to

everyone, and her mate is quitting.

675

:

Uh,

676

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

677

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, we also have, okay, well, uh,

678

:

uh, just one of those things where

the only reason we think there

679

:

is drama happening is editing.

680

:

Uh, where if we saw the first half

of the conversation, we wouldn't

681

:

have drama with the second half of

the conversation, but Lord g them

682

:

is, oh, Matthew, send me your cook.

683

:

And we don't get the first half of the

conversation where, where he is like, oh,

684

:

I talked to this eye doctor in London.

685

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

686

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah,

687

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Christ, man.

688

:

Can you imagine what eye surgery

would've been like in those days?

689

:

Oh, I mean.

690

:

Ugh.

691

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

probably not great,

692

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

693

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

PO probably better than you think.

694

:

This isn't like Leach Town's search.

695

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

time I have to go to the damn

696

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

People were washing their

697

:

hands at this point.

698

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: But

699

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Like

700

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: day,

in:

701

:

down and do that little fucking

702

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I.

703

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: thing

that blows air right in your eyeball.

704

:

Like, why is that necessary?

705

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Because it tests the pressure in your eye.

706

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well,

there's no other way to do that.

707

:

I mean, okay, so there, there's

708

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There is no.

709

:

Yeah,

710

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: today

711

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There's plenty of ways to test

712

:

how your eye reacts to pressure.

713

:

Most of them involve poking it.

714

:

Would you prefer that?

715

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

well, that's what I'm saying is

716

:

that's what they were doing back

717

:

and what are they poking with?

718

:

God, I hope they washed their

hands before with the trail.

719

:

Oh God,

720

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

721

:

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

722

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

a little puff of air, Victor?

723

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: How is Ben

making the dirtiest jokes of this time

724

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: God,

725

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

out of all of us?

726

:

He's the most wholesome one here.

727

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: God.

728

:

The name of this episode is gonna be,

Ben rides the train, and that's not

729

:

gonna make sense until 10 minutes ago.

730

:

O.

731

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, and as we hear, see Lord

732

:

Grantham asking Matthew, oh,

who's that cook you brought?

733

:

Oh, Mrs.

734

:

Bird.

735

:

We see Mrs.

736

:

Patmore, uh, burning herself and

737

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

738

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

else for it.

739

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah,

740

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, and now we have, uh,

741

:

just people just being nasty,

nasty, messy, bitches and jair.

742

:

I don't for as awful as

he is in this episode.

743

:

I don't think Thomas is in the top three.

744

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Oh,

745

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: is

746

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

you're wrong.

747

:

You're wrong because of him.

748

:

Uh, in the end, in the down quarters

and towards the end of the episode

749

:

where, uh, right after the miscarriage,

that scene proves you wrong.

750

:

That scene makes him the messiest bitch.

751

:

This episode.

752

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: say no, I

wouldn't say he is the messiest bitch.

753

:

He's just a fucking dick.

754

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

He's just an asshole.

755

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

756

:

I was like,

757

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

He doesn't, we, in this

758

:

episode, we have a murder

759

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: uh,

760

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

somebody dis people destroying

761

:

two different relationships.

762

:

He's just like, man, baby died.

763

:

Your mom died.

764

:

Get over it.

765

:

What you

766

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: yeah,

767

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

like, I work

768

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: he's,

769

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

people just like Thomas.

770

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: He's

like an upscale Biff tannin.

771

:

I think McFly think.

772

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Give a new job.

773

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: If Biff

was born in London, he's just a jerk

774

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

775

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

776

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

and said, Hey, Butthead.

777

:

He's all just like thou anus hats.

778

:

Um,

779

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

we get, uh,

780

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: by the

way, the telephone's been invented.

781

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

782

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

we get Lady and Aunt Rosemary,

783

:

uh, and she's, Mary's like,

but you know, Matthew's smart.

784

:

He could be Lord Chancellor.

785

:

And she's like, but he could be poor.

786

:

Oh, that's, those are equal options.

787

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Geez.

788

:

Uh, yeah.

789

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And I, here is my prediction

790

:

that is going to end up alone.

791

:

is, she

792

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

What that, which one of you

793

:

made that prediction official?

794

:

That was, yeah.

795

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I said Mary was gonna be the last

796

:

of her sisters to get married.

797

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yep.

798

:

Um, let's see.

799

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

find out what the charge is against Mr.

800

:

Bates.

801

:

That he stole the regimental silver

802

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

803

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and that he'd served two

804

:

years in prison for it.

805

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Oh, wow, I missed that part.

806

:

He served two years and it's, uh,

it's O'Brien and Thomas who bring

807

:

the news over to, uh, to Carson.

808

:

And I like how o Grantham is skeptical.

809

:

Mr.

810

:

Carson.

811

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

came from Thomas and O'Brien.

812

:

Those guys suck.

813

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

814

:

They're a couple of chatty bitches.

815

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

suck.

816

:

But, the honor and nobility of your

house having someone who was in prison.

817

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Ho ho.

818

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Uh, see,

Grantham calls the cook Pat Moore, and

819

:

she thinks she's about to get canned

he's just like, shut up, stop talking.

820

:

I'm sending you to a doctor.

821

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah,

822

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I

like how she says, forgive me,

823

:

I have to sit in your presence.

824

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

we also have O'Brien showing up in the

825

:

middle of Grantham and Cora talking

and Grantham's, just like, why do

826

:

you deal like O'Brien's the worst?

827

:

You should fire her.

828

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Right,

829

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

That hurts.

830

:

Yeah.

831

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well, that

just shows that O'Brien's always suffer.

832

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

833

:

And we, uh, that's true.

834

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yep.

835

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

We cut outside and Matthew's like,

836

:

so Mary, you said you were gonna tell

me if you accept my proposal when you

837

:

came back, like, do you accept it?

838

:

And she's like, but I don't know.

839

:

And he's like, because your mom's pregnant

and now my prospects have changed.

840

:

She's like, no, he's.

841

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I,

842

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and, and she's like, but I

843

:

have conflicted feelings.

844

:

He's like, well, fuck you then,

845

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

846

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

wanna marry me if you

847

:

think I'll have money.

848

:

You can't prove that.

849

:

And it's like, we're literally

proving it right now.

850

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

851

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

just like, how dare my

852

:

actions have consequences?

853

:

This is literally the worst

thing that's ever happened to me.

854

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

855

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and that's the problem with Gentry.

856

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: And didn't

she also get dumped last time on as well?

857

:

By Daredevil?

858

:

Yeah.

859

:

And

860

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

he died the Titanic.

861

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

yes.

862

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, yes.

863

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

out she wouldn't have money.

864

:

And instead of being introspective

about that, uh, and being like, man,

865

:

it sucks when you find out a person

you, you liked only wanted to be

866

:

with you because they had money.

867

:

Uh,

868

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Man, you

know, I should, I already got my,

869

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I'm doing here.

870

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: ah,

dude, I already got my predictions

871

:

written down and locked in.

872

:

But would be a good one.

873

:

Just like, do we, we should

get a betting pool going on.

874

:

How many times are we

gonna see Mary get dumped?

875

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

It won't be enough.

876

:

Uh,

877

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: It'll

be, will it be more or less than

878

:

the times we've seen the, the crew

from Stargate getting in prison?

879

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, Bates refuses to answer

880

:

any questions about, Hey,

881

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah,

882

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

you were in prison for two years,

883

:

and he's like, I won't speak of it.

884

:

And it's like all he had,

885

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

you sure?

886

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

all he had to do was like, yeah, my wife

887

:

stole the silver and then disappeared.

888

:

Uh, and I was wounded and drunk and felt

like I had ruined her life and that I owed

889

:

her one, and everybody would go, oh, okay.

890

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

891

:

Uh, Mrs.

892

:

O'Brien is concerned that, uh,

well, I love how, how, when Ms.

893

:

Bird shows up immediately,

these two are just

894

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Oh,

895

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: God.

896

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

bird and Pat Moore are just like

897

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes.

898

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah,

she's being really mean here, but also

899

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

is

900

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

she's like, I'm coming from a house

901

:

where we only have four staff, so

902

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: hmm.

903

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

forgive me for having 50 people around.

904

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

I do like, how, who is it?

905

:

Is it, I forgot who's

looking through the window.

906

:

So he was like, we should

put these two in a ring.

907

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh,

908

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

my new favorite character,

909

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Anna is pretty awesome.

910

:

Yeah, he is.

911

:

Oh.

912

:

Gonna go to 50 cuffs, which

actually happens later.

913

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and Mosley.

914

:

Who is the

915

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mosley.

916

:

Okay.

917

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Dowager?

918

:

Countess,

919

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

920

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Right.

921

:

Uh, so Ms.

922

:

O'Brien is like, no, Daisy, I

don't want you to poison them.

923

:

I just want you to

924

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Moore.

925

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh, pat Moore.

926

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

927

:

She's

928

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Pat Moore.

929

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

sure the food kind of sucks.

930

:

Uh.

931

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Um, so then

we cut over to the eye doctor in London,

932

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh,

933

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: or

934

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

get them in installing the phones,

935

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Oh, right, it's on his phones.

936

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

that, uh, they want two phones

937

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

938

:

Oh,

939

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and

940

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: oh.

941

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

is just like, we don't do

942

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: two phones?

943

:

I got two, one, the, and one the load.

944

:

I got two, one,

945

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Like we only deal with the fancy

946

:

pants people and you want phones.

947

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Okay.

948

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, here's where we find out that for

949

:

some reason, uh, lady Sybil has taken

a huge interest in Rose, Leslie, uh,

950

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm

951

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And she's like, oh, you're

952

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: They fal.

953

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

looking, I know somebody.

954

:

I know somebody who could do that.

955

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

956

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I'll get you her resume.

957

:

Uh.

958

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

959

:

Uh, I, I'm, what do, what do we think,

what do we think's going on between,

960

:

uh, are they just roommates or?

961

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I think this is Lady Sybil is going to

962

:

be the, my thing is I'm with the common

people and it's a, you are Sybil, but you

963

:

actually talk to them, which is going like

50 yards beyond anybody else, you know?

964

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: is true.

965

:

That is true.

966

:

Yeah.

967

:

Although I do want to get

Beth's take on her Gaar.

968

:

Yeah.

969

:

I want to hear her see her

Gaar reading on these two.

970

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, Victor,

971

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: What?

972

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

you the answer.

973

:

She thinks they're hella gay

and they should be banging right

974

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Hm,

975

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: This is true.

976

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Does it matter what two

977

:

characters we're talking about?

978

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

979

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

No.

980

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: They falcon

981

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

not particularly.

982

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

um, so I was confused.

983

:

So it's Anna who escorts, uh,

984

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Pat Moore.

985

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

pat Moore to the eye doctor.

986

:

Yeah.

987

:

I was confused on who the hell she was.

988

:

I saw she was one of

the daughters at first.

989

:

I Okay.

990

:

But now, now it's finally starting to,

starting to put some names to the faces.

991

:

Um, now she is the one who has had a crush

on Bates from the beginning it seems like.

992

:

Hm.

993

:

she goes and does him a favor.

994

:

While, while Pat Moore is the eye

doctor saying, you know, she says, I,

995

:

I'll drop in and visit you every day.

996

:

What am I supposed to do

for the rest of the time?

997

:

I was like, God, read a book.

998

:

I was like, oh, wait.

999

:

He ooh,

:

00:36:58,932 --> 00:36:59,862

-:

you can listen to music.

:

00:37:00,882 --> 00:37:01,572

-:

:

00:37:01,602 --> 00:37:04,152

Well, man, they didn't have

podcasts back then either.

:

00:37:04,825 --> 00:37:05,115

-:

:

00:37:05,227 --> 00:37:08,072

-:

is where we find out somebody from the

:

00:37:08,072 --> 00:37:12,812

regimental HQ is nice enough to be like,

oh yes, you mean Bates nasty business?

:

00:37:12,992 --> 00:37:14,702

-:

Now let me just say this,

:

00:37:14,792 --> 00:37:15,512

-:

speak of it,

:

00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:16,562

-:

:

00:37:16,622 --> 00:37:17,882

-:

you the, the information

:

00:37:17,882 --> 00:37:19,802

for his mother his

:

00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:28,442

-:

this this, uh, Downton Abbey firmly in

:

00:37:28,442 --> 00:37:33,842

the genre of fantasy because this is the

most unrealistic thing that walks over.

:

00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:39,842

To, uh, a military base without an

appointment to request military records

:

00:37:39,842 --> 00:37:43,982

and gets an answer within an hour

that, no, that never fucking happens.

:

00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:44,702

Right.

:

00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,142

That is ridiculous, dude.

:

00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,527

-:

this is British efficiency, Victor.

:

00:37:50,882 --> 00:37:52,562

-:

I, no one is that efficient.

:

00:37:53,012 --> 00:37:57,062

That is just, I would say you, yo,

you'll, I, I've been on waiting list

:

00:37:57,062 --> 00:37:59,072

for months for shit like this far.

:

00:37:59,072 --> 00:38:00,392

You don't, you just walk in me.

:

00:38:00,662 --> 00:38:03,452

Oh, there's just little salute

and I'm just like, oh, Mr.

:

00:38:03,452 --> 00:38:03,722

Bates.

:

00:38:03,722 --> 00:38:04,292

Yes, of course.

:

00:38:04,292 --> 00:38:04,772

Here he is,

:

00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:14,027

-:

Uh, we then, uh, have Mary confronting

:

00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:19,382

Edith, where she's just like, did

you tell the Turkish ambassador Uh,

:

00:38:19,562 --> 00:38:26,222

Kamal died mid peg and she's like

the Turkish people deserved to know

:

00:38:26,402 --> 00:38:27,722

-:

circus people deserve.

:

00:38:28,982 --> 00:38:29,717

Uh, yeah.

:

00:38:29,717 --> 00:38:31,067

Get word to constant noble.

:

00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:32,762

-:

a Turkish delight is.

:

00:38:32,987 --> 00:38:33,107

-:

:

00:38:33,885 --> 00:38:38,175

-:

Oh, probably tastes just as good though.

:

00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:39,332

-:

yeah,

:

00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:40,920

-:

That's because Turkish de

:

00:38:40,925 --> 00:38:41,955

delight tastes terrible.

:

00:38:42,045 --> 00:38:43,035

Listener just to,

:

00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:44,627

-:

what is a Turkish delight?

:

00:38:44,627 --> 00:38:44,777

I

:

00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:46,245

-:

it's the worst candy.

:

00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:47,030

It's,

:

00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:48,212

-:

uh, I'm sorry.

:

00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:49,407

Taffy exists,

:

00:38:50,597 --> 00:38:51,047

-:

:

00:38:51,077 --> 00:38:51,467

Okay.

:

00:38:51,555 --> 00:38:52,125

-:

I'll take it.

:

00:38:52,515 --> 00:38:53,145

At least.

:

00:38:53,175 --> 00:38:58,695

Taffy has a like flavor

that isn't offensive.

:

00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:02,235

Turkish delight saying it's a candy.

:

00:39:02,445 --> 00:39:05,925

Not only is an outright lie to someone,

:

00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:06,647

-:

:

00:39:07,035 --> 00:39:09,675

-:

it is an offensive level of lie.

:

00:39:09,737 --> 00:39:11,267

-:

get lynched by my cousins for

:

00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:13,967

saying this, but I think Mexican

candy is actually the worst.

:

00:39:14,777 --> 00:39:14,867

Like,

:

00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:16,052

-:

I mean, black

:

00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:16,530

-:

:

00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:17,072

-:

exists.

:

00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:17,970

-:

well hold up.

:

00:39:18,257 --> 00:39:18,407

-:

:

00:39:18,407 --> 00:39:18,467

Yeah.

:

00:39:18,930 --> 00:39:20,660

-:

Well black licorice is terrible.

:

00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:26,420

Um, when we say Mexican candy, like

I love, like chocolate, cinnamon.

:

00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:27,890

Like what are we talking here?

:

00:39:28,027 --> 00:39:28,447

-:

:

00:39:28,717 --> 00:39:32,167

Just the things that you get at

the, maybe it's just the Texas

:

00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:33,597

thing, but every corner store

:

00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,500

-:

You mean Texas does something that's

:

00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:40,630

inauthentically Mexican, that is posing

as authentically Mexican, that is trash.

:

00:39:40,707 --> 00:39:40,857

-:

:

00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:41,710

-:

:

00:39:42,567 --> 00:39:43,677

-:

:

00:39:43,677 --> 00:39:46,257

I, I heard on another podcast there

:

00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:46,660

-:

is it?

:

00:39:47,097 --> 00:39:51,807

-:

question about, uh, which, dishes

:

00:39:51,807 --> 00:40:00,597

that are supposedly foreign dishes

were actually made in America, and,

:

00:40:00,657 --> 00:40:02,187

oh God, I'll have to come back.

:

00:40:02,187 --> 00:40:10,167

Uh, but the options were chicken

primavera, uh, fajitas, uh, fortune

:

00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,117

cookies, general SO'S Chicken.

:

00:40:12,247 --> 00:40:12,287

-:

American.

:

00:40:13,317 --> 00:40:14,247

-:

No, they're not.

:

00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:17,337

That was actually, that's a

Japanese thing apparently.

:

00:40:18,297 --> 00:40:20,127

But to sell to Americans.

:

00:40:21,312 --> 00:40:21,522

-:

Okay.

:

00:40:22,347 --> 00:40:22,437

-:

:

00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:27,685

-:

Uh, general sos so well,

:

00:40:28,105 --> 00:40:30,025

it's, it's, it's a variation.

:

00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:36,145

There is a, like traditional Hunan

style cuisine of which General SOS is

:

00:40:36,145 --> 00:40:38,515

a descendant of American General SOS

:

00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:38,907

-:

:

00:40:38,935 --> 00:40:40,165

-:

is gonna be very different.

:

00:40:40,257 --> 00:40:41,067

-:

back and get the answers.

:

00:40:41,067 --> 00:40:44,367

'cause there were some really surprising

things, but, but most surprising to me

:

00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:47,817

was fajitas are an American invention.

:

00:40:48,057 --> 00:40:48,717

Just, yeah.

:

00:40:48,955 --> 00:40:49,285

-:

:

00:40:49,465 --> 00:40:51,205

That doesn't surprise me at all actually.

:

00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:51,837

-:

:

00:40:51,972 --> 00:40:54,312

-:

that's, Hey, we grilled some

:

00:40:54,312 --> 00:40:55,812

stuff and put it in a tortilla.

:

00:40:55,812 --> 00:40:59,292

And I'm just like, that is

the second thing that happens

:

00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:01,062

after you invent the tortilla.

:

00:41:01,362 --> 00:41:02,877

Uh, like

:

00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:08,157

-:

on earth has formed some form of a taco.

:

00:41:08,787 --> 00:41:10,527

know, I mean, we got a sandwich, we got a,

:

00:41:11,262 --> 00:41:11,382

-:

The

:

00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:12,105

-:

You got a Euro,

:

00:41:12,897 --> 00:41:13,107

-:

:

00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:14,472

-:

put some food on the,

:

00:41:14,562 --> 00:41:15,492

-:

:

00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:16,900

-:

you got a shwarma?

:

00:41:16,962 --> 00:41:18,132

-:

a, what is a pizza, but just

:

00:41:18,132 --> 00:41:19,842

a flat taco, you know, with

:

00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,490

-:

Well, no, the Italians have tacos.

:

00:41:24,730 --> 00:41:26,920

They're called cannolis

and they're for dessert.

:

00:41:27,162 --> 00:41:28,032

-:

:

00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:28,432

This is true.

:

00:41:28,432 --> 00:41:28,642

See?

:

00:41:28,742 --> 00:41:28,952

Yeah.

:

00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:33,302

Independently, it's like Jaar

says in a Babylon five about

:

00:41:33,362 --> 00:41:33,812

-:

meatball

:

00:41:33,812 --> 00:41:34,172

-:

:

00:41:34,915 --> 00:41:35,205

-:

:

00:41:35,402 --> 00:41:36,932

-:

it goes across the universe.

:

00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,042

-:

everyone has a dumpling.

:

00:41:38,745 --> 00:41:39,035

-:

:

00:41:39,242 --> 00:41:39,842

-:

:

00:41:40,262 --> 00:41:41,882

God, I could go for some

dumplings right now.

:

00:41:41,942 --> 00:41:42,174

Okay.

:

00:41:42,224 --> 00:41:43,814

-:

Here we get our first clue that

:

00:41:44,054 --> 00:41:48,829

Uhoh, because Cora tells one

of the, the servers let Mrs.

:

00:41:48,829 --> 00:41:51,034

Bird know that the food was delicious.

:

00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:51,184

It's

:

00:41:51,234 --> 00:41:52,224

-:

And they haven't eaten yet.

:

00:41:52,284 --> 00:41:54,774

-:

Daisy, uh, uh,

:

00:41:55,372 --> 00:41:55,942

-:

Fuck it up.

:

00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:56,262

Yeah.

:

00:41:56,935 --> 00:41:56,945

-:

:

00:41:57,722 --> 00:41:58,822

-:

As they're sitting down to eat.

:

00:41:58,944 --> 00:42:02,154

-:

line from, uh, the Dwier Countess,

:

00:42:02,274 --> 00:42:05,814

where she goes, oh, first

electricity and now telephones.

:

00:42:05,814 --> 00:42:08,514

It's like, we're living

in an HG Wells novel.

:

00:42:08,814 --> 00:42:11,484

And I'm like, I appreciate that.

:

00:42:11,484 --> 00:42:13,594

She's reading HG Wells.

:

00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:15,332

-:

:

00:42:15,414 --> 00:42:15,774

-:

:

00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:16,994

That I do love, uh.

:

00:42:17,684 --> 00:42:18,854

I don't care what anyone says.

:

00:42:18,854 --> 00:42:22,424

The adaptation of the time machine

with Guy Pierce was pretty awesome.

:

00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:23,264

Uh

:

00:42:23,402 --> 00:42:24,452

-:

it's my second

:

00:42:24,524 --> 00:42:24,764

-:

I just

:

00:42:24,772 --> 00:42:25,852

-:

favorite version of the time

:

00:42:25,852 --> 00:42:27,012

machine story in a movie

:

00:42:27,164 --> 00:42:27,944

-:

:

00:42:28,874 --> 00:42:30,854

-:

I just got a book that has a, it

:

00:42:30,854 --> 00:42:34,064

is a collection of fantasy novels

and it has a bunch of HG Wells.

:

00:42:34,064 --> 00:42:35,474

I'm excited to read it with Henry.

:

00:42:35,894 --> 00:42:36,344

-:

:

00:42:36,614 --> 00:42:37,574

Oh, that's awesome, dude.

:

00:42:37,574 --> 00:42:38,144

Raising that kid.

:

00:42:38,144 --> 00:42:38,444

Right?

:

00:42:39,314 --> 00:42:41,864

-:

yeah, here we also get, uh, Mosley,

:

00:42:41,864 --> 00:42:46,394

who is the Dwier, Countess Butler

catches Thomas going through

:

00:42:46,394 --> 00:42:48,254

Carson's wallet in his office.

:

00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:50,084

-:

What do we think he was doing?

:

00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:52,934

Was he just, just,

:

00:42:53,144 --> 00:42:54,734

-:

through stuff because O'Brien was like,

:

00:42:54,734 --> 00:42:56,294

Hey, they're trying to get rid of me.

:

00:42:56,414 --> 00:42:56,624

And

:

00:42:56,714 --> 00:42:56,864

-:

:

00:42:56,954 --> 00:42:57,134

-:

just

:

00:42:57,194 --> 00:42:57,314

-:

:

00:42:57,314 --> 00:42:58,304

-:

a nosy bitch.

:

00:42:58,459 --> 00:42:58,619

-:

:

00:42:58,729 --> 00:42:59,019

Okay.

:

00:42:59,174 --> 00:42:59,294

-:

I

:

00:42:59,477 --> 00:42:59,727

-:

:

00:43:00,524 --> 00:43:03,494

-:

looking for a new, uh, new ladies

:

00:43:03,494 --> 00:43:08,744

maid, not knowing that it was for the

Dowager and not Lady Cora, because

:

00:43:08,774 --> 00:43:08,834

-:

:

00:43:08,864 --> 00:43:10,514

-:

course no

:

00:43:10,639 --> 00:43:10,799

-:

:

00:43:10,844 --> 00:43:11,499

-:

say what they mean.

:

00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:12,689

-:

:

00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:13,712

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:43:13,809 --> 00:43:17,529

-:

not doubt that Thomas, uh, will be

:

00:43:17,559 --> 00:43:20,739

the messiest bitch at some point

in an episode, but this episode,

:

00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,719

he's just being a fucking weasel.

:

00:43:23,109 --> 00:43:26,199

I mean, he's weasley God.

:

00:43:26,199 --> 00:43:28,974

He, I'm getting like freaking

kai wind vibes from this guy.

:

00:43:30,146 --> 00:43:31,196

Oh, and child.

:

00:43:31,491 --> 00:43:32,451

One last thing.

:

00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,373

I know you're under a terrible strain.

:

00:43:35,074 --> 00:43:40,197

But if you are wise, you will never

speak to me with such disrespect again.

:

00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:41,825

-:

Like, he's such

:

00:43:41,848 --> 00:43:42,538

-:

It's not good.

:

00:43:42,965 --> 00:43:43,385

-:

:

00:43:45,485 --> 00:43:45,935

Uh

:

00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:48,980

-:

we also, uh, then have the, the

:

00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:51,800

staff sitting down to eat and

they all immediately spit it out.

:

00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,650

And bird is just like, I knew it.

:

00:43:54,890 --> 00:43:57,560

Uh, that's why I told you

this food was for upstairs.

:

00:43:57,770 --> 00:43:59,630

Uh, 'cause I knew you

were gonna mess with it.

:

00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:00,755

-:

:

00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:02,450

-:

Daisy immediately just like

:

00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:03,860

starts hyperventilating.

:

00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,840

And she's like, but, but, but this is Pam.

:

00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,580

She told me to, she told me to.

:

00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,350

And everybody's like, okay, we have

:

00:44:09,365 --> 00:44:09,725

-:

:

00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:10,490

-:

it down because

:

00:44:10,505 --> 00:44:12,725

-:

sings like a fricking canary.

:

00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:13,160

-:

it.

:

00:44:13,295 --> 00:44:16,355

-:

just immediately confesses this man.

:

00:44:16,415 --> 00:44:17,525

Oh, daisy.

:

00:44:17,630 --> 00:44:19,360

-:

here we get our nice turn for Mrs.

:

00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,180

Bird, where she's just

like, you need to calm down.

:

00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:24,370

There are worse crimes than loyalty.

:

00:44:24,670 --> 00:44:24,850

Uh,

:

00:44:25,568 --> 00:44:25,928

-:

:

00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,300

-:

I don't know, man.

:

00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:33,070

Soaping the soup is just not

as a speaking, as a soup lover.

:

00:44:33,490 --> 00:44:36,550

If you put soap in my soup,

uh, that's like a, uh, you're

:

00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:37,690

on my shit list forever.

:

00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:39,670

-:

it's just cilantro.

:

00:44:42,190 --> 00:44:42,835

Uh, Mr.

:

00:44:42,835 --> 00:44:44,950

Dawson returns talking about the phones.

:

00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:50,050

And here Sybil is just like, Hey, uh, uh,

why, why didn't you talk to my friend?

:

00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:54,190

And she, he's like, 'cause she gave me

an, uh, a resume with nothing on it.

:

00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:57,370

And she's like, okay,

it's because she's a maid.

:

00:44:57,370 --> 00:44:59,750

And she was worried about saying

like, she was a housemaid.

:

00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,640

He's like, my mom was a housemaid.

:

00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,040

You're dealing with normal people.

:

00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,100

Uh.

:

00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:06,020

-:

:

00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:12,860

forgot what he says exactly, but it

sounded just like, uh, sexist as fuck.

:

00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:17,420

Uh, but in a very upscale way

saying, it's like, well, would

:

00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,260

you take someone with no.

:

00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,400

-:

and long hours.

:

00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:20,090

-:

:

00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,370

He literally says it depends

on what she looks like.

:

00:45:23,145 --> 00:45:23,435

Like

:

00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:23,930

-:

Oh,

:

00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:28,070

-:

he quoted it, like, but he worded it.

:

00:45:28,070 --> 00:45:30,050

He said, well, would you

take someone who doesn't have

:

00:45:30,050 --> 00:45:31,400

experience, but a good work ethic?

:

00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,910

Uh, depends on what she looks like, like

something along those, I'll have to go

:

00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:40,640

back and find the clip, but it's like,

wow, they didn't have HR back then either.

:

00:45:41,215 --> 00:45:41,745

-:

they did not.

:

00:45:43,128 --> 00:45:43,348

-:

:

00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,320

-:

then, so, alright, well now

:

00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,300

that you've vouched for her,

I know that she's a housemate.

:

00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:47,930

Okay, cool.

:

00:45:48,350 --> 00:45:48,620

-:

:

00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:49,730

-:

to her in the library?

:

00:45:49,970 --> 00:45:50,960

And she's like, yes.

:

00:45:50,990 --> 00:45:52,130

Get Gwen up here right now.

:

00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:54,800

And then Lord Grantham tries

to go in and sybil's like, ah,

:

00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,030

nope, you can't go in there.

:

00:45:56,030 --> 00:45:56,870

He's like, why?

:

00:45:57,170 --> 00:45:58,310

Uh, they're interviewing Gwen.

:

00:45:58,310 --> 00:46:02,450

He's like, I can't go into my room in

my house because one of my employees

:

00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:04,640

is trying to get a different job.

:

00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:06,140

What the fuck?

:

00:46:10,203 --> 00:46:10,423

-:

:

00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,645

-:

it really well though.

:

00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,875

I, I appreciate that.

:

00:46:13,955 --> 00:46:19,205

Uh, Thomas, being the weasel that he

is, is, uh, trying to figure out how

:

00:46:19,205 --> 00:46:25,355

to dodge the draft that is coming and

he just looks so sleazy the way he's

:

00:46:25,355 --> 00:46:33,095

talking to the, to this doctor did the,

the, the doctor and Thomas, they have

:

00:46:33,095 --> 00:46:34,745

not met before this episode, right?

:

00:46:34,745 --> 00:46:36,215

I mean, that's what I'm getting.

:

00:46:36,290 --> 00:46:37,820

-:

they must have previously.

:

00:46:38,135 --> 00:46:39,485

-:

maybe you just run into each other

:

00:46:39,485 --> 00:46:44,455

because, he's really doing this guy

a favor, like this doctor calling in

:

00:46:44,455 --> 00:46:49,045

a favor to get him an internship the

territorial armies, which from what

:

00:46:49,045 --> 00:46:51,085

I understand is like the British.

:

00:46:51,385 --> 00:46:52,015

Exactly.

:

00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:52,735

Yeah.

:

00:46:53,185 --> 00:47:01,825

Uh, would get him that, I mean, back

then that was a way of dodging a draft

:

00:47:01,825 --> 00:47:04,225

is if you're in the National Guard, but.

:

00:47:04,255 --> 00:47:05,395

-:

draft by enlisting.

:

00:47:05,425 --> 00:47:06,145

It's sort of like,

:

00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:08,170

-:

a smart thing to do because if you get

:

00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:11,470

drafted, you just get stuck wherever they

need you, which is, you know, spoiler

:

00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:12,820

alert, probably gonna be infantry.

:

00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:16,060

But if you volunteer then you have a

better chance of getting like a, an

:

00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:17,680

actual job that you actually want.

:

00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:18,753

-:

:

00:47:18,758 --> 00:47:21,638

Well, I mean, famously no

military recruiter has ever

:

00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:23,558

lied about anything, so.

:

00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:28,690

-:

reminded me of, uh, a couple, few years

:

00:47:28,690 --> 00:47:33,010

back, I got a phone call from an old

friend of mine who she was freaked out

:

00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:39,400

because her son's 18th birthday the

same day that Russia invaded Ukraine.

:

00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:45,220

And she was just freaked out

for him and me up asking like,

:

00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,240

'cause everyone I remember.

:

00:47:46,645 --> 00:47:47,935

Uh, I was in the hospital at the time.

:

00:47:47,935 --> 00:47:54,115

It was a, a veterans hospital and everyone

was like, the, clips from the, the, the

:

00:47:54,115 --> 00:47:56,965

war over there were just going on 24 7.

:

00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,385

And she was just asking me

like, like, what can I do?

:

00:48:00,385 --> 00:48:03,175

Like, like, will, will they, will

they draft him if he's, if he's

:

00:48:03,175 --> 00:48:06,745

in enrolled in college or if he,

he, he wants to become a doctor.

:

00:48:07,405 --> 00:48:10,615

I was just like, honestly, it depends

on how badly they need people.

:

00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:11,320

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:48:11,395 --> 00:48:12,625

-:

the rules change.

:

00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:17,035

But I was, I told her, but you know

what, historically the safest thing

:

00:48:17,035 --> 00:48:20,725

for him to do, you know, who are

the last ones to ever get drafted?

:

00:48:21,325 --> 00:48:22,435

Elected officials.

:

00:48:23,365 --> 00:48:24,895

I was like, you wanna

keep him out of a war?

:

00:48:25,645 --> 00:48:26,455

him into politics.

:

00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:27,850

Mm-hmm.

:

00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,090

Yeah.

:

00:48:30,355 --> 00:48:32,485

-:

We have a, uh, conversation right here

:

00:48:32,485 --> 00:48:37,915

with, uh, Anna and Bates, where Anna

has told Lord Grantham, but now she's

:

00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,645

talking to Bates and she's like, uh, hey.

:

00:48:40,645 --> 00:48:41,875

Yeah, so what the fuck?

:

00:48:41,965 --> 00:48:43,705

Uh, and he's like, alright.

:

00:48:43,705 --> 00:48:44,005

Yeah.

:

00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:51,445

So I didn't steal the silver, my

wife did, uh, was, uh, or this

:

00:48:51,445 --> 00:48:55,675

is, she's talking to Mama Bates

and she's like, he didn't do it.

:

00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:57,775

We, everyone knows he didn't do it.

:

00:48:57,805 --> 00:48:59,005

His wife stole it.

:

00:48:59,095 --> 00:49:02,635

Everyone saw her leaving the,

the place with a giant bag.

:

00:49:03,475 --> 00:49:07,735

That, uh, like looked dressed

like the hamburger, but he,

:

00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,540

-:

Like clink, clink, clink, clink.

:

00:49:10,825 --> 00:49:13,045

-:

hurt and started drinking, and he was

:

00:49:13,045 --> 00:49:15,235

like, I've already ruined her life once.

:

00:49:15,235 --> 00:49:18,925

I won't ruin it again, so I can, he

confessed for her and everybody's like,

:

00:49:18,985 --> 00:49:21,085

Hey, don't do this, but what can you do?

:

00:49:21,085 --> 00:49:22,075

He can confessed.

:

00:49:22,975 --> 00:49:25,405

like, Hey, maybe your

legal system isn't great.

:

00:49:25,495 --> 00:49:32,095

Um, if, can say like, Hey, here's

a bunch of, uh, eyewitnesses

:

00:49:32,095 --> 00:49:33,385

and a false confession.

:

00:49:33,655 --> 00:49:33,745

Uh,

:

00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:34,825

-:

:

00:49:37,555 --> 00:49:37,975

Yeah.

:

00:49:38,095 --> 00:49:39,655

Um, I wrote down in my notes.

:

00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,785

Okay, so Thomas is getting fired too.

:

00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:42,480

-:

yes,

:

00:49:42,745 --> 00:49:44,065

-:

forgotten where that conversation.

:

00:49:44,545 --> 00:49:45,565

Yeah, finally.

:

00:49:45,745 --> 00:49:47,365

-:

got caught going through

:

00:49:47,545 --> 00:49:49,195

-:

That's right, that's right.

:

00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:49,465

Yeah.

:

00:49:50,515 --> 00:49:51,385

Caught red-handed,

:

00:49:54,145 --> 00:49:55,255

uh, pat Moore, Mrs.

:

00:49:55,255 --> 00:50:01,075

Pat Moore returns with some,

dope looking shades and, uh,

:

00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,085

-:

They call her blind

:

00:50:03,085 --> 00:50:04,615

pew, which I appreciated

:

00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:06,915

-:

What is a pew Uh

:

00:50:07,095 --> 00:50:09,375

-:

is the character from Treasure Island who

:

00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:09,975

-:

:

00:50:10,395 --> 00:50:12,885

-:

and is blind, uh, and gives

:

00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,865

Billy bones the black spot.

:

00:50:15,590 --> 00:50:15,880

-:

:

00:50:16,425 --> 00:50:20,085

I was thinking pew, like those,

uh, seats in an old church.

:

00:50:20,745 --> 00:50:23,685

that a, I was like, is that some kind

of insult I'm not aware of, but Yeah.

:

00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:24,255

-:

Uh,

:

00:50:24,795 --> 00:50:25,335

-:

:

00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:29,515

-:

Grantham says, oh yeah, another bit

:

00:50:29,515 --> 00:50:31,285

of proof that Thomas is a thief.

:

00:50:32,155 --> 00:50:35,005

So something else has happened

this season that made everybody

:

00:50:35,275 --> 00:50:36,955

pretty sure Thomas is a thief.

:

00:50:37,675 --> 00:50:38,815

So let's get weird with it.

:

00:50:39,795 --> 00:50:42,455

-:

haven't gotten weird with it in a while.

:

00:50:44,525 --> 00:50:46,595

Let's get where.

:

00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:48,851

-:

I know.

:

00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:49,791

-:

:

00:50:50,604 --> 00:50:57,384

-:

He stole Bates' undergarments.

:

00:50:57,541 --> 00:50:59,101

-:

exactly what I was gonna say.

:

00:51:01,044 --> 00:51:03,954

-:

Now, he didn't do it for the perverted

:

00:51:03,954 --> 00:51:06,354

reasons that you might be thinking.

:

00:51:06,954 --> 00:51:13,074

He stole them in an attempt to like

make a fool of him again, like they

:

00:51:13,074 --> 00:51:16,914

were gonna pan some or something, and

it was this whole elaborate setup.

:

00:51:16,919 --> 00:51:18,039

But yeah.

:

00:51:19,736 --> 00:51:27,386

-:

say he stole the toilet paper in the, uh,

:

00:51:27,386 --> 00:51:30,146

in the abbey and stored it away somewhere.

:

00:51:30,941 --> 00:51:36,461

And was, uh, was selling it on

the street you, they must get some

:

00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:40,811

really good quality toilet paper

in, in the, in the aristocracy.

:

00:51:41,831 --> 00:51:46,031

So he, he had a side hustle selling

this sweet ass, silky smooth

:

00:51:46,031 --> 00:51:50,291

toilet paper to common people at a

discount to, to make a side hustle.

:

00:51:51,671 --> 00:51:54,371

-:

Uh, see, I'm gonna say, uh, he

:

00:51:54,371 --> 00:51:58,676

stole, uh, he stole some of.

:

00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:06,011

Carson's underpants and then

hid them in Bates's room to try

:

00:52:06,011 --> 00:52:07,991

and be like, Bates is the thief.

:

00:52:08,141 --> 00:52:11,351

Not knowing that Bates had

been sent on an errand.

:

00:52:11,621 --> 00:52:14,801

And everybody's like, but

Bates couldn't have done it.

:

00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:20,801

He was in town and, well, we don't

know who stole Carson's underpants, but

:

00:52:20,801 --> 00:52:22,391

we know it couldn't have been Bates.

:

00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,611

That's the one person

it couldn't have been.

:

00:52:27,641 --> 00:52:28,091

-:

:

00:52:29,591 --> 00:52:30,851

-:

Uh, we also have Carson here

:

00:52:30,851 --> 00:52:32,801

practicing answering the phone until

:

00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:34,361

-:

this is my favorite part of the,

:

00:52:34,391 --> 00:52:35,561

-:

the operator.

:

00:52:35,681 --> 00:52:37,121

-:

is my favorite part of the episode.

:

00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:39,311

Yeah,

:

00:52:39,521 --> 00:52:40,241

-:

Downton Abbey

:

00:52:40,271 --> 00:52:40,901

-:

:

00:52:41,861 --> 00:52:42,611

-:

Downton Abbey.

:

00:52:42,611 --> 00:52:42,971

Constant.

:

00:52:43,121 --> 00:52:44,141

What do you want?

:

00:52:44,471 --> 00:52:45,311

Who are you mad?

:

00:52:45,521 --> 00:52:45,731

He's like

:

00:52:47,141 --> 00:52:50,141

-:

crazy to think that that was this,

:

00:52:50,141 --> 00:52:55,241

this part got me kind of, uh, filled

with anxiety because like telephone

:

00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:59,171

operators, that to be a steady job.

:

00:52:59,946 --> 00:53:00,386

know, that there,

:

00:53:00,894 --> 00:53:01,194

-:

:

00:53:01,271 --> 00:53:02,411

-:

especially when telephone was

:

00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:06,521

first invented, there was always

someone there on the other end

:

00:53:06,521 --> 00:53:08,261

to connect your call somewhere.

:

00:53:08,456 --> 00:53:10,706

-:

there's not telephone operators anymore?

:

00:53:11,544 --> 00:53:12,564

-:

I've heard this story.

:

00:53:12,701 --> 00:53:13,451

-:

Okay, do telephone.

:

00:53:13,886 --> 00:53:15,986

-:

So there was a town, I forget where

:

00:53:15,986 --> 00:53:19,796

it is, I believe, somewhere in the

American South, uh, where there

:

00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:23,336

were, uh, two funeral homes in town.

:

00:53:24,956 --> 00:53:25,246

-:

:

00:53:25,346 --> 00:53:26,066

-:

Seriously.

:

00:53:26,546 --> 00:53:30,506

And the operator, uh, the

phone operator for the region

:

00:53:30,716 --> 00:53:32,306

was the wife of one of them.

:

00:53:32,586 --> 00:53:33,006

-:

:

00:53:33,296 --> 00:53:35,936

-:

And so anytime somebody called

:

00:53:35,936 --> 00:53:39,566

trying to get to a funeral home, it

didn't matter which one they asked

:

00:53:39,566 --> 00:53:41,816

for, she sent them to her husband.

:

00:53:43,796 --> 00:53:44,006

And

:

00:53:44,106 --> 00:53:44,326

-:

:

00:53:44,486 --> 00:53:46,406

-:

other funeral home guy was just

:

00:53:46,406 --> 00:53:47,516

found out about this and he's like,

:

00:53:47,526 --> 00:53:47,946

-:

:

00:53:47,966 --> 00:53:49,466

-:

is why I never get phone calls.

:

00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:52,046

I only get people who

show up to my office.

:

00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:53,081

-:

:

00:53:53,246 --> 00:53:55,556

-:

went and invented a

:

00:53:55,616 --> 00:53:57,596

automatic phone exchange.

:

00:53:57,821 --> 00:53:58,721

-:

:

00:53:59,546 --> 00:53:59,906

-:

in order

:

00:54:00,014 --> 00:54:00,234

-:

:

00:54:00,596 --> 00:54:00,896

-:

that.

:

00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,251

-:

That's fascinating.

:

00:54:03,326 --> 00:54:04,856

-:

not only did the other

:

00:54:05,231 --> 00:54:05,501

-:

:

00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,726

-:

wife lost her job, telephone

:

00:54:08,726 --> 00:54:09,896

operators lost their jobs.

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00:54:11,231 --> 00:54:12,401

-:

No fucking Oh, wow.

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00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:16,886

Guys, I remember Switchboard, I remember

well Seeing in Mad Men, uh, is the reason

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00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:21,056

I know this, that switchboard operators

could like listen in on conversations and

:

00:54:21,056 --> 00:54:24,376

like get the dirty details of, of stuff

that they think is private, you know?

:

00:54:24,711 --> 00:54:25,186

-:

Well, not

:

00:54:25,186 --> 00:54:25,696

-:

:

00:54:25,936 --> 00:54:26,986

-:

from Victor, are you familiar

:

00:54:26,986 --> 00:54:28,336

with the idea of a party line?

:

00:54:29,296 --> 00:54:29,776

-:

:

00:54:29,776 --> 00:54:32,206

So I remember party lines used

to be a thing and it's stupid.

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00:54:32,206 --> 00:54:33,616

It is like pre-chat rooms,

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00:54:34,486 --> 00:54:34,966

-:

Well, no.

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00:54:35,056 --> 00:54:40,846

So a party line is, uh, a

several houses in an area

:

00:54:40,981 --> 00:54:41,331

-:

:

00:54:41,596 --> 00:54:43,216

-:

all have the same phone number.

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00:54:44,176 --> 00:54:44,656

-:

:

00:54:45,436 --> 00:54:45,916

-:

Yeah.

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00:54:45,946 --> 00:54:49,546

Uh, because you don't, uh, you save

money 'cause you don't, how many

:

00:54:49,696 --> 00:54:51,796

-:

share a phone number with other,

:

00:54:53,536 --> 00:54:54,706

-:

If I make a phone call

:

00:54:55,036 --> 00:54:55,066

-:

:

00:54:55,186 --> 00:54:58,546

-:

you, phone would ring and like three

:

00:54:58,546 --> 00:55:00,226

of your neighbor's phones would ring.

:

00:55:01,456 --> 00:55:02,176

And

:

00:55:02,296 --> 00:55:03,046

-:

:

00:55:03,076 --> 00:55:04,216

Any one of us could pick up.

:

00:55:05,086 --> 00:55:06,436

-:

oh, hey, no, not me.

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00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:07,846

Okay, keep ringing.

:

00:55:08,086 --> 00:55:13,516

Uh, you know, it was, uh, I know

they had one up at my parents' cabin.

:

00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:16,306

Uh, my, so my great

grandparents built the place.

:

00:55:16,636 --> 00:55:20,746

Uh, and so it was the sort of place where

it's like, we're not up here all the time.

:

00:55:20,926 --> 00:55:24,616

We need to have a telephone for when

we're here, but there's no reason

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00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:26,236

to pay extra to have a direct line.

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00:55:26,446 --> 00:55:28,876

But that meant anytime the phone

rang, it could have been for you

:

00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:30,891

or any of your neighbors, which

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00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:31,501

-:

:

00:55:31,501 --> 00:55:32,821

Dude, that must be really annoying.

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00:55:32,821 --> 00:55:34,741

So any, any one of them could listen in.

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00:55:34,741 --> 00:55:36,901

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

:

00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:40,591

Your story about the funeral home

reminded me of one of the first scams I

:

00:55:40,591 --> 00:55:47,401

ever learned about I saw on the news was

apparently, uh, would you used to use a

:

00:55:47,401 --> 00:55:49,321

payphone to make a long distance call?

:

00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,075

Do what you did when you

had a test in high school.

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00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,855

Okay, one 800.

:

00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:56,171

Collect,

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00:55:56,547 --> 00:55:56,967

-:

Mm-hmm.

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00:55:57,124 --> 00:55:58,804

-:

to the operator, and the operator

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00:55:58,804 --> 00:56:01,564

would ask, which long distance

carrier would you like to use at

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00:56:01,564 --> 00:56:03,154

and t, Southwestern Bell, whatever.

:

00:56:03,814 --> 00:56:06,614

And a common thing, people

would just say, I don't care.

:

00:56:07,484 --> 00:56:07,874

whatever.

:

00:56:07,934 --> 00:56:08,204

You know?

:

00:56:08,204 --> 00:56:08,954

Or you pick one.

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00:56:09,404 --> 00:56:09,764

Uh.

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00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:10,559

-:

And they'd pick the most

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00:56:10,604 --> 00:56:13,634

-:

someone started a phone, long distance

:

00:56:13,634 --> 00:56:15,704

phone company called I don't Care,

:

00:56:16,934 --> 00:56:17,154

-:

Oh,

:

00:56:17,444 --> 00:56:20,024

-:

charged like triple the rates

:

00:56:20,024 --> 00:56:22,664

of typical long distance calls.

:

00:56:22,664 --> 00:56:23,714

That's, yeah.

:

00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:27,584

I remember seeing this on the news

when I was a little kid and I was just

:

00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:33,704

like, that's a smart idea until, until

you don't get away with it anymore.

:

00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:34,034

You know?

:

00:56:34,514 --> 00:56:38,864

Until operators had, because people

complained about this outrageous

:

00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:43,304

long distance bill that charged to

their credit card or whatever, and

:

00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:46,484

operators had to start saying, it's

like, okay, you want, I don't care.

:

00:56:46,484 --> 00:56:47,774

There's a company called I don't Care.

:

00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:51,044

-:

here's

:

00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:52,364

-:

Anyway, that was just fascinating.

:

00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,314

-:

Lady Cora in the bath

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00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,784

and she drops the soap.

:

00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:56,924

-:

:

00:56:57,037 --> 00:56:57,257

-:

:

00:56:57,404 --> 00:57:03,509

-:

and she's also talking like, Ms.

:

00:57:03,509 --> 00:57:06,914

O'Brien, like how long does it take

a new ladies maid to settle in?

:

00:57:08,684 --> 00:57:08,804

-:

:

00:57:09,074 --> 00:57:10,994

-:

has been in and around people

:

00:57:10,994 --> 00:57:13,754

talking about hiring a new maid.

:

00:57:14,744 --> 00:57:20,114

And at no point in what would have

been outside of the vignettes,

:

00:57:20,114 --> 00:57:24,224

we see an hour of conversation.

:

00:57:24,854 --> 00:57:32,894

Nobody thinks to ask the maid about

hiring a new maid or Cora even going

:

00:57:32,894 --> 00:57:34,869

like, don't worry, it's not you.

:

00:57:35,099 --> 00:57:41,894

It's uh, the dawi, your Countess, uh,

no one even considers her a person.

:

00:57:42,194 --> 00:57:44,414

Uh, but

:

00:57:44,489 --> 00:57:45,029

-:

:

00:57:45,344 --> 00:57:47,114

-:

hands half the soap back.

:

00:57:48,254 --> 00:57:52,694

And then leaves the other one right where

she suspects, lady Cora will slip on it

:

00:57:53,129 --> 00:57:53,699

-:

:

00:57:53,714 --> 00:57:54,344

-:

moment

:

00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:55,199

-:

:

00:57:55,274 --> 00:57:57,854

-:

mirror and she's like, no, O'Brien,

:

00:57:57,989 --> 00:58:00,659

-:

O'Brien, is not who you are.

:

00:58:00,659 --> 00:58:01,289

I'm like, really?

:

00:58:01,289 --> 00:58:04,559

'cause you just kicked the cane out of

a cripple on the last episode we saw.

:

00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:06,794

-:

Yeah, it's pretty you.

:

00:58:07,409 --> 00:58:09,029

-:

But this is, this is pretty on

:

00:58:09,104 --> 00:58:09,224

-:

and

:

00:58:09,299 --> 00:58:09,599

-:

:

00:58:11,369 --> 00:58:11,429

Whew.

:

00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:14,189

And immediately we cut to,

:

00:58:14,352 --> 00:58:14,412

-:

:

00:58:14,769 --> 00:58:17,709

-:

Grant them, uh, yeah.

:

00:58:18,069 --> 00:58:19,569

Mourning in the window.

:

00:58:20,679 --> 00:58:21,789

uh, it was a boy.

:

00:58:22,254 --> 00:58:22,824

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:58:23,049 --> 00:58:23,619

-:

:

00:58:23,649 --> 00:58:29,679

I didn't, I, I, I don't, I had

a crappy Texas public education,

:

00:58:29,679 --> 00:58:35,019

but I didn't realize that, uh,

on fetuses were this so fragile.

:

00:58:35,259 --> 00:58:37,724

There must be like little,

uh, baby bunnies, I guess

:

00:58:38,244 --> 00:58:38,779

-:

I mean, they can

:

00:58:38,829 --> 00:58:42,909

-:

like a Yeah, it is a slip and fall.

:

00:58:43,389 --> 00:58:44,954

Um, well, I guess it's a.

:

00:58:46,209 --> 00:58:50,229

I guess there's a lot of hard

surfaces in a bathroom like that, so.

:

00:58:50,529 --> 00:58:50,949

Ooh.

:

00:58:51,429 --> 00:58:51,849

Yeah.

:

00:58:53,229 --> 00:58:54,999

Oh yeah.

:

00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:56,859

That's, that's brutal.

:

00:58:58,387 --> 00:58:59,047

-:

it's big sense.

:

00:58:59,649 --> 00:59:01,269

-:

:

00:59:01,387 --> 00:59:01,717

-:

:

00:59:02,049 --> 00:59:02,289

-:

Yeah.

:

00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:06,789

Here is where we have Anna tell

Grantham like, Hey, yes, Bates went to

:

00:59:06,789 --> 00:59:10,839

prison, but it's because he's an idiot.

:

00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:15,579

Uh, he didn't actually do any crimes.

:

00:59:16,274 --> 00:59:16,394

-:

:

00:59:17,259 --> 00:59:19,599

-:

then we, this is where we get, uh, Jair

:

00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:25,659

Thomas being just the fucking worst, but

:

00:59:25,822 --> 00:59:26,182

-:

:

00:59:26,739 --> 00:59:27,279

-:

messy.

:

00:59:27,279 --> 00:59:28,569

Just the worst.

:

00:59:29,092 --> 00:59:31,732

-:

Uh, I, you don't get into a fist fight

:

00:59:31,732 --> 00:59:33,472

at work if you're not a messy bitch.

:

00:59:33,472 --> 00:59:34,522

Full stop.

:

00:59:36,609 --> 00:59:38,259

-:

give you half a point for this

:

00:59:38,259 --> 00:59:39,639

prediction because I, I just, I

:

00:59:39,682 --> 00:59:40,132

-:

It's like

:

00:59:40,239 --> 00:59:40,449

-:

:

00:59:40,772 --> 00:59:41,732

-:

He is at his job.

:

00:59:41,894 --> 00:59:42,054

-:

:

00:59:42,062 --> 00:59:42,482

-:

:

00:59:42,769 --> 00:59:46,129

-:

messy bitch is just showing up drunk.

:

00:59:46,129 --> 00:59:51,529

And, and, you know, uh, you did last

episode of having an affair with

:

00:59:51,529 --> 00:59:53,734

one of your guests, you know, uh,

:

00:59:53,884 --> 00:59:54,034

-:

I

:

00:59:54,212 --> 00:59:54,222

-:

:

00:59:54,304 --> 00:59:55,144

-:

actually like get

:

00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:57,152

-:

Getting into a fist fight at

:

00:59:57,152 --> 00:59:59,912

work is textbook messy, bitch.

:

01:00:00,304 --> 01:00:00,904

-:

yes,

:

01:00:01,069 --> 01:00:03,649

-:

the Discord, uh, let's hear your opinion.

:

01:00:03,649 --> 01:00:05,839

Is this, does this count

as being a messy bitch?

:

01:00:06,754 --> 01:00:07,264

-:

He's, he's

:

01:00:07,339 --> 01:00:08,299

-:

But I will say,

:

01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:10,384

-:

subtle or underhanded.

:

01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:11,749

-:

is this being a dick?

:

01:00:11,854 --> 01:00:12,814

-:

being a dick.

:

01:00:13,024 --> 01:00:13,354

Uh,

:

01:00:14,209 --> 01:00:14,989

-:

:

01:00:15,064 --> 01:00:15,304

-:

make a

:

01:00:15,377 --> 01:00:17,957

-:

would a messy bitches are not subtle?

:

01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:19,427

They're messy bitches.

:

01:00:20,807 --> 01:00:22,997

You are making my point for me, sir.

:

01:00:23,084 --> 01:00:23,364

-:

:

01:00:23,434 --> 01:00:24,724

-:

My, my messy bitches.

:

01:00:24,784 --> 01:00:30,304

Bitches are, they're messy, like

they're sneakily stirring the pot.

:

01:00:30,784 --> 01:00:31,264

Uh,

:

01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:31,732

-:

No, no.

:

01:00:31,744 --> 01:00:32,734

-:

being overt.

:

01:00:33,509 --> 01:00:36,399

-:

thinking more like, uh, Rick Sanchez

:

01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:40,179

kind of messy bitch, you know, just,

just stumbling through like, or, or

:

01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:46,479

DeMar, uh, in the late seasons of DS

nine, just like that's what I, uh, the,

:

01:00:46,479 --> 01:00:48,429

what I picture when I hear messy bitch.

:

01:00:48,429 --> 01:00:49,624

But, hey, let you,

:

01:00:49,732 --> 01:00:50,812

-:

is a messy bitch.

:

01:00:51,054 --> 01:00:51,544

-:

:

01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:52,209

-:

bitch.

:

01:00:52,569 --> 01:00:53,709

But also, I would

:

01:00:53,902 --> 01:00:55,072

-:

not a schemer.

:

01:00:55,599 --> 01:00:56,289

-:

:

01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,689

-:

say Garrick is a messy bitch.

:

01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,729

He's not overt though.

:

01:01:03,759 --> 01:01:04,659

-:

It depends on the episode.

:

01:01:04,839 --> 01:01:04,899

-:

a

:

01:01:05,107 --> 01:01:05,887

-:

I would say

:

01:01:05,889 --> 01:01:06,009

-:

for

:

01:01:06,307 --> 01:01:09,247

-:

Garrick is the most buttoned up bitch.

:

01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,737

Garrick is not a messy bitch at all.

:

01:01:13,869 --> 01:01:14,409

-:

Um.

:

01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:15,489

-:

here's in my notes.

:

01:01:15,489 --> 01:01:16,869

What I want to know is what is the.

:

01:01:16,869 --> 01:01:18,369

-:

like, Hey guys, the

:

01:01:18,369 --> 01:01:20,139

grantham's are not our family.

:

01:01:20,349 --> 01:01:22,029

They are our employers.

:

01:01:22,239 --> 01:01:28,449

Like, come on, have a little, like,

don't treat your boss like your family.

:

01:01:28,764 --> 01:01:29,634

-:

:

01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:30,309

-:

dare you.

:

01:01:31,884 --> 01:01:33,294

-:

what I wanna know is, what is

:

01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:34,524

this room that they're all in?

:

01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,094

What is it called?

:

01:01:35,094 --> 01:01:37,674

I mean, this is just where the

help gathers, that's where they

:

01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:38,462

-:

The, the kitchen?

:

01:01:38,812 --> 01:01:39,102

Yeah.

:

01:01:39,264 --> 01:01:41,694

-:

bells for every room in the house in it.

:

01:01:42,084 --> 01:01:45,139

But this is just the room for

the help, because I mean, the

:

01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:47,059

family doesn't dine in here.

:

01:01:47,119 --> 01:01:48,829

You know, they're, this is where

:

01:01:48,844 --> 01:01:49,564

-:

this is in the

:

01:01:49,607 --> 01:01:49,827

-:

:

01:01:51,004 --> 01:01:53,414

-:

So the servants live

:

01:01:53,549 --> 01:01:53,969

-:

:

01:01:54,284 --> 01:01:56,744

-:

and on the fourth or the third floor,

:

01:01:57,149 --> 01:01:57,629

-:

:

01:01:57,644 --> 01:01:59,474

-:

lives on the first and second floors.

:

01:02:00,329 --> 01:02:03,149

-:

uh, this is just like the, the servant

:

01:02:03,149 --> 01:02:05,399

lounge is what I call it, the break room.

:

01:02:05,399 --> 01:02:05,849

I don't know.

:

01:02:06,004 --> 01:02:07,409

It's, it's, I feel like

:

01:02:07,452 --> 01:02:08,952

-:

Uh, y yeah,

:

01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:10,649

-:

occur in this room.

:

01:02:11,232 --> 01:02:12,162

-:

I believe it's referred

:

01:02:12,162 --> 01:02:14,802

to as the downstairs, but.

:

01:02:14,909 --> 01:02:16,559

-:

God, that's so, that sounds so

:

01:02:17,384 --> 01:02:19,154

-:

Well, that's why there was a whole British

:

01:02:19,154 --> 01:02:21,224

TV show called Upstairs, downstairs,

:

01:02:21,689 --> 01:02:22,319

-:

:

01:02:23,204 --> 01:02:25,724

-:

is in the, this is in the lineage of

:

01:02:27,194 --> 01:02:30,434

that I believe had, uh, uh, thorn.

:

01:02:30,434 --> 01:02:31,814

Oken Shield is the main character.

:

01:02:32,894 --> 01:02:33,524

-:

:

01:02:34,244 --> 01:02:34,514

-:

Yeah.

:

01:02:34,934 --> 01:02:37,724

-:

the, uh, what's a actor's name?

:

01:02:37,964 --> 01:02:38,899

Uh, ah,

:

01:02:41,024 --> 01:02:41,413

I forgot.

:

01:02:41,594 --> 01:02:41,864

Damnit.

:

01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:42,584

Oh, well, whatever.

:

01:02:43,364 --> 01:02:46,629

-:

of Gisborne and the BBC, uh, oh no.

:

01:02:46,754 --> 01:02:47,654

Upstairs, downstairs.

:

01:02:49,454 --> 01:02:50,924

I'm thinking of North and South.

:

01:02:51,314 --> 01:02:51,614

Um,

:

01:02:51,704 --> 01:02:52,184

-:

:

01:02:53,184 --> 01:02:54,684

-:

I'm thinking of Richard Armitage.

:

01:02:56,663 --> 01:02:56,964

-:

:

01:02:56,964 --> 01:02:58,794

-:

in North and South, but upstairs,

:

01:02:58,794 --> 01:03:00,564

downstairs is the other show I was

:

01:03:00,774 --> 01:03:02,663

-:

North and South does sound really

:

01:03:03,114 --> 01:03:04,194

-:

people being fancy

:

01:03:04,494 --> 01:03:05,214

-:

:

01:03:05,424 --> 01:03:06,834

-:

the poor people who serve them.

:

01:03:08,562 --> 01:03:08,782

-:

:

01:03:08,904 --> 01:03:10,464

-:

of which, the telephone rings and

:

01:03:10,464 --> 01:03:11,874

scares the shit out of everyone.

:

01:03:12,234 --> 01:03:12,984

-:

Yes.

:

01:03:13,644 --> 01:03:14,334

-:

It sounds like a ee.

:

01:03:18,804 --> 01:03:19,254

Um.

:

01:03:19,644 --> 01:03:22,764

It turns out Egret gets the job

working for the telephone company.

:

01:03:22,764 --> 01:03:23,124

So that's

:

01:03:23,272 --> 01:03:25,202

-:

yeah, just in time for the season finale.

:

01:03:25,854 --> 01:03:26,484

-:

:

01:03:26,663 --> 01:03:28,494

-:

does not have to come back for season two

:

01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:30,714

-:

I think she will.

:

01:03:30,744 --> 01:03:31,434

I think she will.

:

01:03:32,844 --> 01:03:35,109

-:

and we have an elegant garden

:

01:03:36,719 --> 01:03:37,139

-:

:

01:03:37,567 --> 01:03:37,717

-:

:

01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:39,654

-:

yeah, grant them is like, oh,

:

01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:41,394

firing is such a messy business.

:

01:03:41,394 --> 01:03:45,504

Uh, can't we wait until after

the party to fire Thomas?

:

01:03:45,654 --> 01:03:49,434

And then Thomas fucking, I

swear the doctor must not

:

01:03:49,434 --> 01:03:50,964

know Thomas very well at all.

:

01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:56,844

'cause he, he just really does

him a real solid favor and

:

01:03:56,844 --> 01:03:58,584

he gets this new internship.

:

01:03:59,004 --> 01:04:02,184

So Thomas goes over to Carson

is like, ah, you can't fire me.

:

01:04:02,184 --> 01:04:02,604

Fuck you.

:

01:04:02,604 --> 01:04:03,054

I quit.

:

01:04:03,204 --> 01:04:04,824

And Carson is like jokes on you.

:

01:04:04,824 --> 01:04:06,294

I don't give a fuck as

long as you're gone.

:

01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:07,389

-:

Yeah,

:

01:04:09,639 --> 01:04:19,809

now we, we do get a number one, uh,

amateur messy bitch move because has been

:

01:04:19,809 --> 01:04:24,104

playing above her level by like writing

to the Turkish ambassador to let, let them

:

01:04:24,104 --> 01:04:27,624

know that your sister, uh, uh, killed a,

:

01:04:27,677 --> 01:04:27,967

-:

:

01:04:28,269 --> 01:04:29,709

-:

national mid Cotus.

:

01:04:30,069 --> 01:04:33,189

Uh, but when you do that.

:

01:04:33,819 --> 01:04:39,189

You're also expecting a proposal from

a, uh, an older but dignified gentleman.

:

01:04:40,149 --> 01:04:43,179

You do not let your sister

hang out with that guy.

:

01:04:45,812 --> 01:04:46,102

-:

:

01:04:46,242 --> 01:04:46,822

Big mistake.

:

01:04:47,499 --> 01:04:47,788

-:

:

01:04:47,979 --> 01:04:51,729

-:

Uh, and so, uh, for some reason this

:

01:04:51,729 --> 01:04:58,059

guy gets intercepted by, uh, Mary, he's

like, Hey, where, where's your sister?

:

01:04:58,059 --> 01:04:59,019

Your sister around?

:

01:04:59,019 --> 01:05:01,869

And she's like, oh, he, she's

somewhere laughing about this

:

01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:03,699

old idiot who she said was

:

01:05:03,744 --> 01:05:03,879

-:

:

01:05:03,879 --> 01:05:04,689

-:

to propose.

:

01:05:04,809 --> 01:05:09,309

And man, you should see the whole routine

she has about talk about how dumb and

:

01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:12,339

stupid and ugly this guy is also that his

:

01:05:12,372 --> 01:05:12,792

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:05:13,359 --> 01:05:16,809

-:

Uh, and this guy, instead of being like,

:

01:05:17,259 --> 01:05:19,449

oh, but she seemed like she was into me,

:

01:05:19,579 --> 01:05:19,999

-:

:

01:05:20,019 --> 01:05:21,279

-:

I should go talk to her.

:

01:05:21,369 --> 01:05:23,529

It's just like, it's off.

:

01:05:23,529 --> 01:05:24,759

And I'm gone now.

:

01:05:24,894 --> 01:05:25,254

-:

:

01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:26,538

I have this guy written down

:

01:05:26,737 --> 01:05:27,297

-:

Harrumph.

:

01:05:27,379 --> 01:05:29,719

-:

uh, Mary Schrodinger's fiance.

:

01:05:30,437 --> 01:05:30,857

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:05:31,114 --> 01:05:31,489

-:

is Edith's.

:

01:05:32,147 --> 01:05:32,437

-:

:

01:05:32,437 --> 01:05:32,757

Edith.

:

01:05:32,777 --> 01:05:33,157

But yes.

:

01:05:33,259 --> 01:05:33,889

-:

right, right, right.

:

01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:34,038

Yeah.

:

01:05:34,038 --> 01:05:35,209

The Schrodinger's fiance.

:

01:05:35,449 --> 01:05:38,389

And he does the same thing

that, uh, that Thomas does.

:

01:05:38,779 --> 01:05:40,129

He is like, you can't call it off.

:

01:05:40,189 --> 01:05:40,699

Fuck you.

:

01:05:40,699 --> 01:05:41,149

I quit.

:

01:05:41,599 --> 01:05:41,809

So

:

01:05:42,214 --> 01:05:42,634

-:

Yeah.

:

01:05:44,614 --> 01:05:44,913

And

:

01:05:45,019 --> 01:05:45,619

-:

like, fuck you.

:

01:05:45,619 --> 01:05:46,009

I quit.

:

01:05:46,009 --> 01:05:47,329

Should be the name of this episode.

:

01:05:47,689 --> 01:05:48,529

You can't fire me.

:

01:05:48,619 --> 01:05:49,099

I quit.

:

01:05:51,439 --> 01:05:56,209

Um, and this is where, uh, RO how

is Rosamond fit into the picture?

:

01:05:56,209 --> 01:05:57,019

Who is who?

:

01:05:57,109 --> 01:05:57,589

Who is she?

:

01:05:57,589 --> 01:05:58,309

To the family

:

01:05:59,494 --> 01:06:00,424

-:

or Grantham's sister,

:

01:06:00,471 --> 01:06:00,762

-:

:

01:06:01,272 --> 01:06:01,562

Yeah.

:

01:06:01,744 --> 01:06:02,014

-:

so

:

01:06:02,082 --> 01:06:04,682

-:

Rosamond is Grantham's sister.

:

01:06:05,404 --> 01:06:05,704

-:

Yep.

:

01:06:05,809 --> 01:06:06,229

-:

:

01:06:07,159 --> 01:06:08,749

Maggie Smith is like,

:

01:06:08,794 --> 01:06:09,694

-:

both of their mothers.

:

01:06:11,809 --> 01:06:14,629

-:

hanging out and Rosamond is like, what?

:

01:06:14,629 --> 01:06:17,359

I just, I have to say what I

think and Maggie Smith is like,

:

01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:18,739

you're the only one who does send.

:

01:06:18,739 --> 01:06:20,179

That's exactly what Ben said

:

01:06:20,794 --> 01:06:21,034

-:

That

:

01:06:21,079 --> 01:06:24,319

-:

is like, like nobody says what they think.

:

01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:29,339

It was like, we have one character

who just doesn't hold back.

:

01:06:30,524 --> 01:06:32,504

-:

And, uh, here is where Maggie Smith

:

01:06:32,774 --> 01:06:38,774

tells O'Brien, like, Hey, uh, so do

you know where Cora was keeping all the

:

01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:40,964

letters about me looking for a new maid?

:

01:06:41,144 --> 01:06:45,764

Oh, also, would you like to look over

those with us so I can find myself, me,

:

01:06:45,884 --> 01:06:46,104

-:

:

01:06:46,424 --> 01:06:48,464

-:

Countess a new maid for me.

:

01:06:49,514 --> 01:06:55,214

and so if season two doesn't start with

O'Brien hanging herself in the barns, um,

:

01:06:55,439 --> 01:06:56,459

-:

:

01:06:57,359 --> 01:06:58,049

I don't know.

:

01:06:58,049 --> 01:07:02,849

I think it's really gonna, we, I

mean she is just a horrible person,

:

01:07:03,314 --> 01:07:03,824

-:

yes,

:

01:07:04,079 --> 01:07:06,929

-:

just how if, can she actually live

:

01:07:06,929 --> 01:07:08,788

with it or is she just gonna like.

:

01:07:09,494 --> 01:07:09,794

It.

:

01:07:09,794 --> 01:07:10,034

Yeah.

:

01:07:10,034 --> 01:07:12,884

Is she gonna do the right thing or

is she just gonna lean harder into

:

01:07:12,884 --> 01:07:14,324

this villain arc that she's put

:

01:07:14,462 --> 01:07:15,717

-:

No, no, no, no, no.

:

01:07:15,717 --> 01:07:19,137

I think that this is, I

think she's been led astray.

:

01:07:19,697 --> 01:07:22,757

She's that friend, impressionable

friend you have who has one shitty

:

01:07:22,757 --> 01:07:24,137

friend that makes them worse.

:

01:07:24,647 --> 01:07:27,647

And that shitty friend is

Thomas the messiest bitch.

:

01:07:27,977 --> 01:07:33,197

And as soon as Thomas is gone,

O'Brien's redemption arc begins,

:

01:07:33,334 --> 01:07:33,514

-:

I

:

01:07:33,574 --> 01:07:34,024

-:

:

01:07:34,739 --> 01:07:35,099

I don't know.

:

01:07:35,104 --> 01:07:37,054

I think O'Brien is gonna suffer some more.

:

01:07:40,054 --> 01:07:40,444

Yeah.

:

01:07:40,679 --> 01:07:40,899

Um,

:

01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:43,413

-:

is now calling it off with Mary and she's

:

01:07:43,413 --> 01:07:46,054

like, but, but now you will inherit.

:

01:07:46,054 --> 01:07:47,974

And he's like, yeah, and fuck you

:

01:07:51,557 --> 01:07:53,117

-:

I'm gonna become Prime Minister.

:

01:07:53,117 --> 01:07:54,407

Just spite you.

:

01:07:54,994 --> 01:07:56,764

-:

And she's like, oh, but

:

01:07:56,764 --> 01:07:58,413

this has ruined everything.

:

01:07:58,413 --> 01:08:01,654

And it's like, yeah, everyone

:

01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:02,567

-:

did that.

:

01:08:04,594 --> 01:08:05,734

-:

:

01:08:06,514 --> 01:08:06,784

-:

This is

:

01:08:06,784 --> 01:08:06,934

-:

:

01:08:06,934 --> 01:08:07,234

Fuck you.

:

01:08:07,234 --> 01:08:07,564

I quit.

:

01:08:07,684 --> 01:08:10,144

-:

notes, Mary is the messiest bitch.

:

01:08:10,384 --> 01:08:10,654

Uh,

:

01:08:10,849 --> 01:08:12,079

-:

She is getting pretty messy.

:

01:08:12,767 --> 01:08:14,177

-:

She is getting messy.

:

01:08:14,569 --> 01:08:15,169

-:

:

01:08:15,199 --> 01:08:16,669

And she's the eldest sister, right?

:

01:08:17,357 --> 01:08:18,527

-:

Also not scheming.

:

01:08:18,874 --> 01:08:19,894

-:

As far as we know, Thomas

:

01:08:19,894 --> 01:08:21,559

hasn't killed anyone mid coitus.

:

01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:21,919

So,

:

01:08:23,569 --> 01:08:24,109

-:

:

01:08:24,169 --> 01:08:24,469

Yeah.

:

01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:29,089

Um, and, uh, by the way,

:

01:08:29,163 --> 01:08:31,174

-:

we get another letter that will

:

01:08:31,189 --> 01:08:31,788

-:

:

01:08:32,014 --> 01:08:32,794

-:

everything.

:

01:08:33,511 --> 01:08:33,732

-:

:

01:08:34,189 --> 01:08:38,419

-:

I went back and I listened to the

:

01:08:38,419 --> 01:08:44,328

previous episode, and the way I

worded it, I was too specific on my

:

01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:49,639

prediction again, but this episode

ended dramatically reading a telegram.

:

01:08:50,448 --> 01:08:51,859

I specifically said that

:

01:08:52,594 --> 01:08:53,104

-:

had they not

:

01:08:53,209 --> 01:08:53,988

-:

:

01:08:54,009 --> 01:08:54,934

-:

those points?

:

01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:55,818

-:

:

01:08:55,939 --> 01:08:58,129

I mean, reading it out loud anyway,

:

01:08:58,299 --> 01:08:58,589

-:

Yeah.

:

01:08:58,788 --> 01:09:01,399

-:

I could have, oh, why didn't he just,

:

01:09:01,879 --> 01:09:03,323

oh, he is like, we had war with Germany.

:

01:09:03,769 --> 01:09:04,249

-:

everything.

:

01:09:04,714 --> 01:09:05,764

-:

:

01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:07,969

-:

And I did write down in my

:

01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:10,969

notes, I hate 73% of these people

:

01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,977

-:

:

01:09:16,203 --> 01:09:17,404

-:

Well, that's our episode.

:

01:09:17,448 --> 01:09:17,809

-:

Anna

:

01:09:17,897 --> 01:09:18,197

-:

right.

:

01:09:18,769 --> 01:09:20,238

-:

Sipple seems cool.

:

01:09:20,509 --> 01:09:23,149

The dog's all right,

even if it is named isis.

:

01:09:23,419 --> 01:09:24,109

Uh,

:

01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:25,323

-:

Oh, the dog's named Isis.

:

01:09:25,323 --> 01:09:25,804

I missed that.

:

01:09:25,818 --> 01:09:26,328

-:

yes.

:

01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:32,254

-:

Well, that, yeah, that okay.

:

01:09:32,344 --> 01:09:32,884

Um,

:

01:09:33,197 --> 01:09:33,707

-:

All right.

:

01:09:34,096 --> 01:09:36,256

Uh, I believe it's time to roll some dice.

:

01:09:36,499 --> 01:09:36,859

-:

Rolled in

:

01:09:36,874 --> 01:09:41,224

-:

we get into War I, which, you know, they

:

01:09:41,224 --> 01:09:45,089

must have been expecting a sequel if

they called it World War I, you know, so

:

01:09:46,578 --> 01:09:47,689

-:

God damn it, Victor.

:

01:09:48,346 --> 01:09:49,636

-:

They didn't Victor,

:

01:09:49,804 --> 01:09:50,823

-:

know that, okay.

:

01:09:50,823 --> 01:09:52,654

I'm not, didn't,

:

01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:53,336

-:

I know.

:

01:09:53,336 --> 01:09:56,067

You know, it's the bit at this point.

:

01:09:56,127 --> 01:09:57,987

I rolled in 11.

:

01:09:58,454 --> 01:09:59,714

-:

:

01:09:59,774 --> 01:10:01,184

Did we skip a whole season?

:

01:10:01,257 --> 01:10:01,917

-:

We Sure.

:

01:10:02,277 --> 01:10:02,757

Yeah.

:

01:10:02,787 --> 01:10:04,797

So these are eight episode seasons.

:

01:10:04,797 --> 01:10:07,827

So episode season two completely skipped,

:

01:10:08,024 --> 01:10:08,174

-:

:

01:10:08,247 --> 01:10:12,177

-:

we will rejoin the house in season three.

:

01:10:12,897 --> 01:10:15,747

Episode four, titled.

:

01:10:16,557 --> 01:10:17,517

Episode four.

:

01:10:20,277 --> 01:10:23,217

The description of these is absurd.

:

01:10:23,217 --> 01:10:24,387

So let me read this to you.

:

01:10:24,629 --> 01:10:24,929

-:

:

01:10:25,137 --> 01:10:27,687

-:

Uh, Branson's political views

:

01:10:27,687 --> 01:10:29,667

managed to get him in trouble.

:

01:10:29,967 --> 01:10:36,522

While Sybil's loyalty is tested to the

limit, Ethel finds herself torn between

:

01:10:36,597 --> 01:10:40,617

her head and her heart as she makes

a decision about her son's future.

:

01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:42,669

-:

Which one's Ethel?

:

01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:44,909

Sorry, go ahead.

:

01:10:44,937 --> 01:10:46,947

-:

Ethel's, I think Ethel's

:

01:10:47,097 --> 01:10:48,117

one of the sisters.

:

01:10:48,357 --> 01:10:48,807

I think she's

:

01:10:48,854 --> 01:10:49,304

-:

No.

:

01:10:49,529 --> 01:10:50,204

-:

:

01:10:50,264 --> 01:10:51,824

We got Sybil Mary.

:

01:10:52,197 --> 01:10:52,737

-:

Edith.

:

01:10:52,797 --> 01:10:58,407

Okay, Edith and Sil becoming Ethel

in my head is perfectly normal.

:

01:10:58,634 --> 01:10:59,054

-:

:

01:10:59,144 --> 01:10:59,924

Yeah, that's that.

:

01:10:59,924 --> 01:11:00,464

That tracks.

:

01:11:01,197 --> 01:11:02,817

-:

Uh, Anna is upset by

:

01:11:02,817 --> 01:11:04,497

Bates' silence and wonders.

:

01:11:04,497 --> 01:11:05,667

What could be the cause.

:

01:11:07,859 --> 01:11:09,304

-:

Maybe his personality.

:

01:11:11,682 --> 01:11:13,362

-:

Carson looks for a new footman

:

01:11:13,632 --> 01:11:19,312

and a good looking candidate named

Jimmy creates interest below stairs.

:

01:11:20,049 --> 01:11:20,919

-:

Is it Jimmy Ray?

:

01:11:21,972 --> 01:11:22,452

-:

I don't know.

:

01:11:22,452 --> 01:11:23,592

I didn't watch the episode, Ben.

:

01:11:23,592 --> 01:11:24,642

I just rolled the dice.

:

01:11:24,642 --> 01:11:24,672

I,

:

01:11:25,129 --> 01:11:26,029

-:

:

01:11:26,234 --> 01:11:26,684

Okay.

:

01:11:26,894 --> 01:11:27,734

Is it slipping?

:

01:11:27,734 --> 01:11:28,094

Jimmy,

:

01:11:28,139 --> 01:11:28,318

-:

know?

:

01:11:28,454 --> 01:11:29,864

-:

this might be your prediction,

:

01:11:29,864 --> 01:11:32,024

Ben, about an uncouth foreigner.

:

01:11:32,024 --> 01:11:33,854

'cause Jimmy, I don't know, that's not a

:

01:11:34,182 --> 01:11:35,172

-:

he might be an American.

:

01:11:35,414 --> 01:11:36,014

-:

:

01:11:36,014 --> 01:11:36,314

Yeah.

:

01:11:36,644 --> 01:11:38,294

Well we are the most uncouth,

:

01:11:40,002 --> 01:11:40,962

-:

That's the truth.

:

01:11:41,022 --> 01:11:42,582

All right, well, with

that it's time for some

:

01:11:42,659 --> 01:11:43,349

-:

Dane.

:

01:11:43,394 --> 01:11:45,104

-:

everyone's favorite part of the show.

:

01:11:45,104 --> 01:11:45,764

Prediction time.

:

01:11:46,722 --> 01:11:47,652

-:

I'll go first.

:

01:11:47,864 --> 01:11:48,284

-:

Oh no.

:

01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:48,824

Okay.

:

01:11:48,824 --> 01:11:49,454

Go first.

:

01:11:51,462 --> 01:11:54,732

-:

Uh, my daytime prediction world,

:

01:11:54,732 --> 01:11:59,802

one war I is going to be over when

we join the house in this episode.

:

01:12:00,193 --> 01:12:01,094

-:

:

01:12:01,094 --> 01:12:02,054

That's a good prediction.

:

01:12:02,472 --> 01:12:04,152

-:

We skip years like crazy.

:

01:12:04,272 --> 01:12:07,332

This first season took

place over two some years,

:

01:12:07,469 --> 01:12:07,759

-:

Yeah,

:

01:12:08,202 --> 01:12:10,372

-:

so I expect that to continue

:

01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:11,512

and go even further.

:

01:12:11,512 --> 01:12:14,952

And we're going to be through all four

years of the Great War when this is over.

:

01:12:15,384 --> 01:12:16,443

-:

God, was it only four years?

:

01:12:16,714 --> 01:12:17,004

Geez,

:

01:12:18,072 --> 01:12:20,832

-:

Um, I'm not sure which one of these is

:

01:12:20,832 --> 01:12:22,392

my evening and which is my prime time.

:

01:12:22,902 --> 01:12:25,662

So I'm gonna, I'm gonna do them

in the order I have written,

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01:12:25,714 --> 01:12:25,934

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01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:27,882

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if you feel strongly that one

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01:12:27,882 --> 01:12:31,812

of these belongs as the other, I

will change them because I'm, I'm

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01:12:31,812 --> 01:12:33,612

not, I, I can't quite feel it out.

:

01:12:33,852 --> 01:12:34,332

Um,

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01:12:34,379 --> 01:12:36,029

-:

problem that I can't think of.

:

01:12:36,179 --> 01:12:36,479

Yeah.

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01:12:36,689 --> 01:12:36,899

Hmm.

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01:12:37,072 --> 01:12:38,512

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I've got the two predictions though.

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01:12:38,664 --> 01:12:38,744

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01:12:38,782 --> 01:12:42,532

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Um, at least two of the season, one

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01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:44,812

characters will have died in the war,

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01:12:45,549 --> 01:12:46,119

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Specifically in the war.

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01:12:47,769 --> 01:12:48,129

Okay.

:

01:12:48,142 --> 01:12:50,182

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specifically in the war

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01:12:50,302 --> 01:12:52,042

as a cause of the war.

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01:12:52,312 --> 01:12:56,902

So like if there's something war related

that is a cause of their death, I.

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01:12:57,054 --> 01:12:57,849

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:

01:12:57,849 --> 01:12:57,999

The

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01:12:58,104 --> 01:12:58,644

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pilot.

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01:12:58,854 --> 01:13:00,839

She was killed by the red Baron.

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01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:04,582

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Um, not necessarily in

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01:13:04,582 --> 01:13:08,392

combat, but war related stuff.

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01:13:08,559 --> 01:13:09,099

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01:13:09,352 --> 01:13:09,802

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Yeah, yeah.

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01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:13,012

If, yeah, if Thomas gets a subplot

where he is making mustard gas in

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01:13:13,012 --> 01:13:17,392

a factory and gets die and dies

because of it, that totally counts.

:

01:13:18,172 --> 01:13:23,512

Like, like factory related death

from war manufacturing counts.

:

01:13:23,872 --> 01:13:29,392

Um, I would say, oh, there's a terrible

pox upon the house, but all of the

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01:13:29,392 --> 01:13:35,662

doctors are supporting the war effort

and two characters die counts because,

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01:13:36,174 --> 01:13:38,364

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Battlefield One is, is what they, you is,

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01:13:38,512 --> 01:13:39,202

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01:13:39,264 --> 01:13:39,534

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01:13:39,622 --> 01:13:39,952

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01:13:40,074 --> 01:13:40,704

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uh, Mrs.

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01:13:40,704 --> 01:13:44,154

Patmore flying one of those, uh,

biplanes where there's the two seats

:

01:13:44,154 --> 01:13:45,774

in the Daisy's, the tail gunner.

:

01:13:45,774 --> 01:13:46,434

Just like, I'm

:

01:13:46,494 --> 01:13:47,964

-:

Oh, dude, that'd be sweet.

:

01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:48,519

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Patmore.

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01:13:49,974 --> 01:13:50,304

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:

01:13:50,362 --> 01:13:50,722

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all right.

:

01:13:50,934 --> 01:13:51,804

-:

that show so badly.

:

01:13:52,197 --> 01:13:53,787

-:

I am gonna call a shot here too.

:

01:13:53,787 --> 01:13:55,767

I want, I've got a bonus point prediction.

:

01:13:55,889 --> 01:13:56,189

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:

01:13:56,277 --> 01:13:58,167

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I've got two bonus point predictions.

:

01:13:59,412 --> 01:14:02,352

But one you're going to yell

at me for, so I won't do it.

:

01:14:02,712 --> 01:14:03,222

Um,

:

01:14:03,269 --> 01:14:04,019

-:

hum, hum hum.

:

01:14:04,062 --> 01:14:06,612

-:

Matthew, Dan Stevens is going

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01:14:06,612 --> 01:14:08,652

to die in the war prediction.

:

01:14:08,652 --> 01:14:10,032

One bonus point prediction.

:

01:14:10,709 --> 01:14:11,068

-:

:

01:14:11,112 --> 01:14:12,497

-:

So the cousin,

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01:14:12,609 --> 01:14:13,059

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The cousin.

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01:14:13,607 --> 01:14:16,642

-:

cousin who was burnt, and then Thomas,

:

01:14:16,822 --> 01:14:21,592

who's the only one we know going to

fight is not going to die in the war.

:

01:14:21,639 --> 01:14:24,659

-:

he's joining the National Guard to

:

01:14:24,659 --> 01:14:26,818

be a doctor to get out of being,

:

01:14:26,832 --> 01:14:27,462

-:

Oh, yeah.

:

01:14:27,462 --> 01:14:29,262

But you know, he's gonna end up fighting.

:

01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:29,759

-:

:

01:14:29,892 --> 01:14:31,002

-:

Yeah, yeah,

:

01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:31,229

-:

:

01:14:31,559 --> 01:14:32,834

-:

a funny thing about World War I.

:

01:14:33,629 --> 01:14:34,409

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:

01:14:34,649 --> 01:14:34,919

-:

they,

:

01:14:34,919 --> 01:14:35,279

-:

:

01:14:35,334 --> 01:14:36,084

-:

it didn't matter.

:

01:14:36,109 --> 01:14:36,969

You got sent

:

01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:37,854

-:

:

01:14:38,272 --> 01:14:38,562

-:

:

01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:38,784

-:

:

01:14:38,844 --> 01:14:39,024

Yeah.

:

01:14:39,024 --> 01:14:41,604

Even, yeah, the, even

the cooks, the clerks,

:

01:14:41,962 --> 01:14:42,252

-:

:

01:14:42,294 --> 01:14:42,864

-:

:

01:14:43,867 --> 01:14:45,997

-:

So, and my, my prime time prediction,

:

01:14:47,377 --> 01:14:50,077

Anna and Bates will get married

before the end of the show.

:

01:14:50,244 --> 01:14:53,394

-:

have the opposite prediction, but

:

01:14:53,394 --> 01:14:55,224

I didn't wanna make it official

:

01:14:55,912 --> 01:14:56,202

-:

:

01:14:56,964 --> 01:14:57,443

-:

:

01:14:57,474 --> 01:14:59,454

Anna and Bates are a will.

:

01:14:59,454 --> 01:15:00,144

They, won't they?

:

01:15:00,144 --> 01:15:01,644

And my bet is they won't, they,

:

01:15:03,397 --> 01:15:03,697

-:

Oh no.

:

01:15:03,697 --> 01:15:04,447

They be fucking,

:

01:15:06,637 --> 01:15:09,097

they already be fucking mark my words.

:

01:15:10,927 --> 01:15:11,827

The way she re,

:

01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:12,294

-:

:

01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:13,807

-:

the way she reacts when she

:

01:15:13,807 --> 01:15:15,367

finds out about the wife.

:

01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:15,859

-:

:

01:15:16,237 --> 01:15:17,437

-:

They already be fucking,

:

01:15:17,693 --> 01:15:20,964

-:

and the, the other rival, the, the,

:

01:15:20,994 --> 01:15:22,764

not rival, but the butler from a

:

01:15:23,469 --> 01:15:24,489

-:

Mosley, but.

:

01:15:24,594 --> 01:15:24,744

-:

:

01:15:24,744 --> 01:15:25,943

Mosley is asking about her.

:

01:15:25,943 --> 01:15:26,274

He is like, huh?

:

01:15:27,162 --> 01:15:27,452

-:

:

01:15:27,564 --> 01:15:28,224

-:

interested in her?

:

01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:29,484

And he's all, why?

:

01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:30,054

Yes.

:

01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:31,479

Yes, she does.

:

01:15:31,789 --> 01:15:33,169

She has someone interested.

:

01:15:33,169 --> 01:15:33,529

Oh, what

:

01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:34,637

-:

quite keen.

:

01:15:34,637 --> 01:15:36,047

Quite, quite keen.

:

01:15:36,229 --> 01:15:38,659

-:

handsome and, and walks with a crutch,

:

01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:40,249

-:

But

:

01:15:40,337 --> 01:15:41,597

-:

He beats the shit out of people

:

01:15:41,597 --> 01:15:43,127

who ask too many questions.

:

01:15:44,568 --> 01:15:45,049

-:

:

01:15:45,049 --> 01:15:48,469

So specifically is your prediction

they get married or do they just

:

01:15:48,767 --> 01:15:50,537

-:

Anna and Bates get married.

:

01:15:50,899 --> 01:15:52,068

-:

:

01:15:52,397 --> 01:15:53,717

-:

Actual married, we might

:

01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:54,852

not see it, but it happens.

:

01:15:56,022 --> 01:15:59,022

I think if it does happen, it will

be an episode, but I just don't think

:

01:15:59,022 --> 01:16:00,792

we're gonna roll it to be clear.

:

01:16:00,839 --> 01:16:02,369

-:

wanna change one of my predictions.

:

01:16:02,369 --> 01:16:04,499

'cause I, I firmly believe the opposite.

:

01:16:04,949 --> 01:16:05,129

-:

Well

:

01:16:05,202 --> 01:16:06,372

-:

then change one of your predictions.

:

01:16:06,419 --> 01:16:06,749

-:

:

01:16:06,792 --> 01:16:07,152

-:

That's

:

01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:07,349

-:

:

01:16:07,482 --> 01:16:10,062

-:

it's why I went first is because I

:

01:16:10,062 --> 01:16:14,167

had to look at the episode to write

down the thing I had more time, so go

:

01:16:14,549 --> 01:16:14,789

-:

:

01:16:14,862 --> 01:16:15,312

-:

for it.

:

01:16:15,449 --> 01:16:17,279

-:

ones and I can't decide which

:

01:16:17,442 --> 01:16:17,802

-:

:

01:16:17,892 --> 01:16:19,992

Well, while you're doing

that, Ben was ready to go.

:

01:16:20,039 --> 01:16:20,309

-:

:

01:16:21,029 --> 01:16:22,619

-:

I'm gonna go my daytime

:

01:16:22,619 --> 01:16:25,619

prediction, Bates' wife returns.

:

01:16:26,922 --> 01:16:26,952

-:

:

01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:29,639

-:

I think she might also be in

:

01:16:29,639 --> 01:16:31,109

the running for messiest bitch.

:

01:16:31,349 --> 01:16:32,068

Um,

:

01:16:34,409 --> 01:16:38,219

uh, bonus point if she steals

something from Downton Abbey,

:

01:16:41,219 --> 01:16:45,539

uh, my evening prediction

is Daisy becomes a cook

:

01:16:46,979 --> 01:16:47,669

-:

:

01:16:47,669 --> 01:16:47,969

I have a

:

01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:48,427

-:

:

01:16:49,289 --> 01:16:49,769

-:

and my

:

01:16:49,824 --> 01:16:49,943

-:

:

01:16:50,219 --> 01:16:54,839

-:

time is Mary gets pregnant out of wedlock.

:

01:16:55,389 --> 01:17:02,259

-:

daytime prediction that Daisy is

:

01:17:02,259 --> 01:17:08,259

actually going to have the biggest

character arc of, uh, out of everyone.

:

01:17:08,259 --> 01:17:10,089

And I think that she's gonna go.

:

01:17:10,989 --> 01:17:15,159

going to gain a lot of confidence and

make it big somehow by the finale.

:

01:17:15,489 --> 01:17:16,898

She's no longer gonna be a maid.

:

01:17:16,898 --> 01:17:25,629

I, I think she'll be either like in

a position of, of great importance in

:

01:17:25,629 --> 01:17:31,224

the, in the Abbey, or she's gonna go

off on her own and, uh, start some kind

:

01:17:31,224 --> 01:17:35,589

of, I, I think she's probably gonna

marry into it, but she's going to have

:

01:17:35,589 --> 01:17:39,309

a title of some kind, not, maybe not a

royal title, maybe not official title,

:

01:17:39,309 --> 01:17:42,159

but she will make it big somehow.

:

01:17:43,449 --> 01:17:45,609

Uh, bigger than a cook.

:

01:17:47,919 --> 01:17:50,919

Um, evening prediction

:

01:17:53,049 --> 01:17:57,489

at some point, you know, the, the,

this manner, this Abby is huge.

:

01:17:57,489 --> 01:18:01,239

And, and you know, we talked about

how uh, in the first episode Daredevil

:

01:18:01,239 --> 01:18:04,359

was talking about how there's so

many secret passageway and stuff.

:

01:18:04,689 --> 01:18:08,264

At some point during the series,

we have someone secretly living.

:

01:18:08,849 --> 01:18:11,639

In the Abbey, like in the crawlspace.

:

01:18:13,949 --> 01:18:17,789

And just to, uh, be at odds with Shafer.

:

01:18:18,449 --> 01:18:21,329

I'm gonna say Anna and

Bates never become a thing.

:

01:18:24,389 --> 01:18:24,809

-:

All right.

:

01:18:26,312 --> 01:18:26,652

-:

All right,

:

01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:30,087

well that's that.

:

01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:34,497

We'll be back next week with

season three, episode four.

:

01:18:34,647 --> 01:18:37,437

Of course, titled episode four.

:

01:18:38,187 --> 01:18:40,467

Uh, but before then, we should

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01:18:41,307 --> 01:18:42,207

for doing our theme music.

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01:18:42,207 --> 01:18:44,187

Thanks so much for letting us use

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01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:46,557

We appreciate the hell out of it, and

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01:18:46,887 --> 01:18:48,897

Hope you announced some

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01:18:50,099 --> 01:18:50,789

Thank you ripe.

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And thank you to you, the listener

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Join that Discord.

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Okay.

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01:19:17,974 --> 01:19:19,259

Uh, join the Discord.

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a lot of fun conversations

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Search for what happened here.

:

01:19:25,019 --> 01:19:27,148

did the search for what happened

to your productions or what, how

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01:19:27,148 --> 01:19:28,379

did they find us on the discord?

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:

01:19:29,037 --> 01:19:29,877

What happened here?

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01:19:29,877 --> 01:19:31,647

Uh, we got links on stuff.

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01:19:31,647 --> 01:19:32,457

They can find us.

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Just any of, we were on the blue sky.

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You can get a hold of us there.

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Uh, there's a Facebook page

for, uh, at the very least.

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Who are you?

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01:19:43,107 --> 01:19:45,267

I don't remember if last

time on is a Facebook page.

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01:19:45,267 --> 01:19:46,947

I don't think anyone's

posted to it in a long time.

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01:19:47,397 --> 01:19:47,727

Uh.

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01:19:48,732 --> 01:19:49,302

Really stipend.

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01:19:49,302 --> 01:19:50,412

Walked into it in a long time.

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01:19:50,412 --> 01:19:55,602

Saw we, um, so there's those

things you can find us there.

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Um,

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01:19:56,699 --> 01:19:58,568

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Email us at, uh uh,

:

01:19:58,742 --> 01:20:00,642

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the Discord link is in the show

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01:20:00,642 --> 01:20:03,522

notes for who are you every week?

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01:20:03,719 --> 01:20:04,079

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01:20:04,541 --> 01:20:05,022

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I don't know.

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01:20:05,022 --> 01:20:07,122

I don't put 'em in our show notes.

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We're bad about that.

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01:20:08,459 --> 01:20:08,699

Yeah.

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01:20:08,802 --> 01:20:10,362

-:

Probably should maybe link to

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01:20:10,362 --> 01:20:11,472

the merch store or something.

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01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:13,349

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oh yeah, we have a merch tour.

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01:20:13,379 --> 01:20:13,589

Yeah.

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01:20:13,992 --> 01:20:15,312

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Yeah, we do have a merch store.

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01:20:15,492 --> 01:20:18,582

There's no last time on merch

on it, but there is one.

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01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:21,599

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what, I'll make that my, hang on.

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01:20:24,217 --> 01:20:30,428

Remind me to make some last time on

merch, uh, Tuesday at 4:00 PM Okay.

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There, I got it on my reminders.

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Uh oh.

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And by the way, if you don't like our

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