Yahweh's hands are getting busy! With one hand he is orchestrating poetic take downs and with the other he is wiping away the tears of his children. Given his propensity for making people swim through sewage, perhaps it's time recast Yahweh as an 80s swirly-prone movie boyfriend? The imagery swings wildly from phallic beatings, alien altars, flooding beds, and baby talk. WHAT is in those fig cookies Isaiah's been sharing?

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