Hold onto your life jackets, folks! We’re diving into the wild world of the hantavirus outbreak—no, not Covid 2.0, so put down those panic-buying canned beans! Picture this: a cruise ship off Cape Verde has turned into a floating quarantine zone, and guests are getting a real-life lesson in international epidemiology—whether they signed up for it or not! With three sadly lost to the virus, and a whole bunch of people confined to their cabins, it’s like a sick episode of “The Love Boat” meets “Survivor.” We’re dishing out laughs over how the cruise company is trying to keep spirits high while folks are locked up tighter than a clam in a can. So, grab some snacks and settle in for some laughs as we unpack this crazy cruise caper!
Takeaways:
So there's this cruise ship dealing with a hantavirus outbreak—yikes!
Cruise company is like, "Atmosphere is good, just ignore the sick passengers!" 😂
Bird watching near a landfill? Not quite the vacation brochure promised!
WHO says human-to-human hantavirus spread is rare—like finding a unicorn! 🦄
Passengers might be quarantined for up to eight weeks, talk about a long cruise!
I never wanted to go on a cruise, and this just proves my point!
Transcripts
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It's Haystack.
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And let's talk about a virus outbreak.
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No, this is not going to be Covid 2.0.
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I hope.
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There's.
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There's a cruise ship right now dealing with something called the hantavirus outbreak.
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Haunt of Hanta.
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It's spelled H A N T. A virus.
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Most of the stories say antivirus.
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And I'm like, that's a computer thing.
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But hanta.
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Hantavirus, I guess.
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Anyway, I want to be fair to the science.
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This is a real thing.
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Three people have died.
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Several others have gotten sick.
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The ship was also isolated off of the Cape Verde.
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Verde.
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Cape Verde, whatever.
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It heads towards the Canary Islands with these passengers being confined to their cabins.
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And officials are saying it says this Andes strain of the hantavirus, which is.
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This is a virus that is normally spread with contact with infected rodent droppings.
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Human to human spread is extremely rare.
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And that's why the WHO has literally said, this is not the next Covid.
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Which is exactly what you say right before everybody starts panic buying canned beans and toilet paper.
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I mean, how.
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How horrific has this specific vacation become?
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Imagine booking this cruise, the brochure said, and this is real.
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See Antarctica.
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Well, I don't know if the brochure said this, but this is what the cruise was about.
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See Antarctica.
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Explore remote islands.
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Bird watch in Argentina.
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It did not say, participate in an international epidemiology conference against your will.
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And apparently investigators are saying that a couple may have caught it while bird watching near a landfill in Argentina.
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Though that couple is two of the three that have passed away.
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But bird watching near a landfill, Wouldn't.
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Wouldn't that be where you go to?
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I don't know.
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Raccoon watch and I.
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And you gotta love cruise optimism.
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Anytime there's anything going on with a cruise, the cruise company, even after multiple people have passed away.
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Their update was the atmosphere on board is relatively good relative to what the Titanic.
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Cruise ships always try to sound classy during disasters.
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Guests are currently isolated in their cabins and they're locked up.
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The WHO said the incubation period can be up to six weeks.
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Six weeks.
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And so that means passengers at this point may have to be quarantined.
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Quarantined as long as eight weeks.
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And the passengers are from all over Europe there.
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There are Dutch, British, German, Swiss passengers.
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This has become the Eurovision Song Contest of contact tracing.
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I do feel bad for the health workers and the scientists dealing with this, though.
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They've got to try to explain over and over.
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Please stay calm.
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Transmission is very, very rare.
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But in the end, I gotta admit, this is.
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This is one of the biggest reasons why I've never been excited at the thought of going on a cruise.
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One minute you're taking selfies with penguins, and the next minute, the captain's announcement starts with attention.
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Guess the World Health Organization has joined us on deck four.
