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The Corona Pirates - July 5th, 2021
Episode 175th July 2021 • This Week is Dumb • Garrett and Yury
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We're BACK!!! Did you miss us? We totally missed you! Join Garrett and Yury this week for some catch up time. Hear WHY we were not able to record and what we plan to do going forward. (HINT: We will be recording again). This week we discuss, The Corona Pirates, Ironically crashing into a Taco Bell sign, an exorcism broken up in a Pennsylvania Home Depot store among other things. Don't forget to stick around to the end to hear our Dummy Of the Week. You will NOT be disappointed we promise!

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Garrett:

So, I guess

Garrett:

we just roll into it.

Garrett:

Just have a conversation.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

Are you doing the music intro?

Garrett:

Of course.

Garrett:

I'm going to do

Garrett:

the music intro.

Yury:

All right.

Garrett:

I have

Garrett:

to do my dance.

Garrett:

it gets me going.

Garrett:

you know?

Yury:

Your Dance

Yury:

gets me going.

Garrett:

I got to tell

Garrett:

you, man, I missed you.

Yury:

Same.

Garrett:

it's

Garrett:

been far too long.

Garrett:

I don't realize, I don't know

Garrett:

why we took so long in between

Garrett:

recordings, but goddamn,

Garrett:

I miss talking to you.

Yury:

COVID

Garrett:

Did you have COVID?

Yury:

No.

Yury:

Didn't you have COVID

Garrett:

No, I

Garrett:

thought you wait

Yury:

Oh, this whole

Yury:

break was just a big

Yury:

misunderstanding then.

Garrett:

Goddamn it.

Garrett:

We really got to get better

Garrett:

about our communication dude.

Garrett:

Seriously.

Yury:

Also COVID if you'd

Yury:

like to sponsor our podcast,

Garrett:

the

Garrett:

answer is, fuck no.

Voice Over:

It's time for the,

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this week is dumb podcast.

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A chance for you to

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disconnect from reality

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for a bit and hear about

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some of the dumb things

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that we found this week.

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Now, here are your

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hosts, Garrett and Yury.

Garrett:

Hey everybody,

Garrett:

welcome to this week is dumb.

Garrett:

And boy I'll tell

Garrett:

you what it has been.

Garrett:

it's been a little

Garrett:

bit since we've had a

Garrett:

chance to talk with you.

Garrett:

And quite frankly, it's been

Garrett:

a little bit since I've had a

Garrett:

chance to talk to Yury and so

Garrett:

this episode, we're probably

Garrett:

not going to do anything

Garrett:

fun, Yury and I are just

Garrett:

going to talk and catch up.

Garrett:

And if you want to

Garrett:

stick around, you can,

Garrett:

nah, I'm just kidding.

Garrett:

We're not really

Garrett:

that interesting.

Garrett:

Are we Yury

Yury:

I would say

Yury:

we're, somewhat interesting.

Yury:

I think we're getting

Yury:

more interesting.

Yury:

At least, That's

Yury:

what my mom says.

Garrett:

Funny.

Garrett:

I was just about to

Garrett:

say, that's what my

Garrett:

mom was saying too.

Garrett:

I actually went and saw

Garrett:

my parents last week.

Garrett:

And my mom says to me,

Garrett:

when is your next podcast

Garrett:

episode coming out?

Garrett:

And I'm like,

Garrett:

listen, mother Bundy.

Garrett:

It'll be out when

Garrett:

it comes out,

Yury:

mother Bundy.

Yury:

It sounds like a

Yury:

derogatory term.

Yury:

But for some reason

Yury:

when you say.

Yury:

it, it Just sounds endearing

Garrett:

seriously.

Garrett:

That's what I call her.

Garrett:

Now.

Garrett:

Every time I talk to her on

Garrett:

the phone, because I talk

Garrett:

to her on a regular basis.

Garrett:

I say, Hey mother Bundy.

Garrett:

And she still laughs

Garrett:

every single time

Yury:

mother Bundy.

Garrett:

Oh my gosh.

Yury:

We're back.

Yury:

It's been what?

Yury:

Six months?

Garrett:

six and a

Garrett:

half actually I think

Yury:

six and a half months.

Garrett:

Yeah,

Yury:

it feels like

Yury:

six and a half months.

Garrett:

COVID is

Garrett:

still a thing, right?

Yury:

COVID

Yury:

is kind of, I mean, we've,

Yury:

said no masks, but now

Yury:

they're saying masks possibly.

Yury:

because Delta Air

Yury:

Lines has a new

Yury:

COVID variant-

Garrett:

no, no,

Garrett:

no dude, no, no.

Garrett:

It's not Delta Air Lines.

Garrett:

It's not Delta Air Lines.

Yury:

It's not Delta.

Yury:

Air Lines?

Garrett:

No, no.

Garrett:

The Delta variant

Garrett:

is what's been

Yury:

I don't know, man.

Yury:

I'm not hip

Yury:

to pop, culture.

Garrett:

Yeah, but I...

Garrett:

Look, I'm not going to

Garrett:

get all political on this

Garrett:

podcast, but I'm vaccinated.

Garrett:

You're vaccinated.

Yury:

Same.

Garrett:

So...

Garrett:

Who I'm not worried about?

Garrett:

Well, I guess I'm still

Garrett:

worried about it for the kids,

Garrett:

but I'm not worried about

Garrett:

catching the Delta variant

Garrett:

because I got vaccinated.

Garrett:

And if you haven't been

Garrett:

vaccinated, stop listening to

Garrett:

the podcast, go to whatever

Garrett:

vaccination site they

Garrett:

have in your area and just

Garrett:

get the damn shot people.

Yury:

Correct.

Yury:

And as usual Delta Air

Yury:

Lines, if you would

Yury:

like to sponsor our

Yury:

podcast...

Garrett:

we would

Garrett:

definitely be open to that

Yury:

Delta.

Yury:

We

Yury:

know that you're not the

Yury:

carrier of the COVID.

Yury:

Delta.

Yury:

I mean, they could be, it's

Yury:

plausible that a corporation

Yury:

like Delta Air Lines had

Yury:

something to do with the Delta

Yury:

variant.

Garrett:

You don't subscribe

Garrett:

that whole bill gates

Garrett:

and the microchip or the

Garrett:

magnetism in the arm.

Garrett:

When you get the

Garrett:

shot or anything, do

Garrett:

you?

Yury:

Absolutely!

Yury:

That's why I got the vaccine

Yury:

because I thought that's

Yury:

how you activate the 5g.

Yury:

network.

Garrett:

My, wife.

Garrett:

So obviously, like

Garrett:

I said, we're all

Garrett:

vaccinated in the house.

Garrett:

My wife, we all still

Garrett:

wear masks when we go

Garrett:

outside, because we have

Garrett:

little kids that can't be

Garrett:

vaccinated yet, And so we

Garrett:

want to keep them safe.

Garrett:

Right?

Yury:

Sure.

Garrett:

And so my wife

Garrett:

wants to get a tattoo

Garrett:

on her forehead that

Garrett:

says vaccinated, AF.

Garrett:

So people understand that

Garrett:

even though she's wearing

Garrett:

a mask, it's not because

Garrett:

she's not vaccinated it's

Garrett:

because we're still trying

Garrett:

to protect other people.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

we wear masks too

Yury:

because our kids wear

Yury:

masks and mostly it's.

Yury:

because, One time we went

Yury:

out and I put the mask on my

Yury:

daughter and she says, why

Yury:

do I have to wear a mask?

Yury:

I said, well, some

Yury:

people are sick.

Yury:

She calls it the

Yury:

Corona pirates

Garrett:

Corona pirates.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

And,

Garrett:

I think we just

Garrett:

found the episode title.

Yury:

Correct.

Yury:

And she said,

Yury:

Why aren't you wearing a mask?

Yury:

And I, instead of having

Yury:

the whole conversation of

Yury:

vaccinations, I was just

Yury:

like, yeah, you're right.

Yury:

I'll go get a mask.

Garrett:

And how old is

Garrett:

your, daughter at this point?

Yury:

she's 24.

Garrett:

So you've got, wait.

Garrett:

No, that's not true.

Yury:

She's five.

Garrett:

So you got

Garrett:

schooled by your five

Garrett:

year old, basically.

Garrett:

And she said, daddy,

Garrett:

you're an idiot.

Garrett:

Put your mask on.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

And the older

Yury:

she gets, the more.

Yury:

that's happening.

Garrett:

That's fair.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

I, because it

Garrett:

has been so long and

Garrett:

it was kind of weird.

Garrett:

I felt like I didn't get my

Garrett:

weekly dose of dumbness in,

Garrett:

and it just, it felt off.

Garrett:

And so I was really, really

Garrett:

excited as I was going

Garrett:

through the news this week.

Garrett:

And I started thinking

Garrett:

about what is it I

Garrett:

want to talk about?

Garrett:

And I came up with some things

Garrett:

and I came up with a couple

Garrett:

of different articles and

Garrett:

I thought, you know, what?

Garrett:

Taco bell.

Yury:

Yeah, I'm a fan.

Garrett:

We started the

Garrett:

whole podcast talking

Garrett:

about taco bell and this

Garrett:

was back in episode one.

Garrett:

And by the way, if you

Garrett:

haven't listened to episode

Garrett:

one, don't, it's crap.

Yury:

Don't It's

Yury:

just terrible.

Garrett:

Yeah.

Garrett:

don't even go.

Garrett:

back there.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

Unless you're trying

Yury:

to make a podcast

Yury:

and you want to figure out

Yury:

examples of what not to do.

Yury:

We're immediately sending

Yury:

our entire audience right

Yury:

now, back to episode one.

Garrett:

Yeah.

Yury:

Unwittingly.

Garrett:

all of a sudden

Garrett:

our episode one downloads

Garrett:

are going to spike

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

God.

Garrett:

That really was shit.

Garrett:

I'm never listening to another

Garrett:

episode again, and I wouldn't

Garrett:

blame you just for the record.

Garrett:

So

Yury:

Yeah, and if that

Yury:

tactic works, then every

Yury:

episode from here on out

Yury:

will be definitely do not

Yury:

subscribe to this channel.

Yury:

Do not listen or download or

Yury:

tell your friends about us.

Garrett:

You know, before

Garrett:

we get into taco bell,

Garrett:

that's a really good point.

Garrett:

Hey, for those of you

Garrett:

listening, please like, and

Garrett:

subscribe to the podcast,

Garrett:

leave us a five star

Garrett:

review on apple Podcasts.

Garrett:

It really does help us get

Garrett:

the word out about this

Garrett:

show and we wouldn't be here

Garrett:

without Dumberellas, right.

Garrett:

So thank you for listening

Garrett:

and for sticking with us, even

Garrett:

though we took a little hiatus

Garrett:

for Yury's COVID infection,

Yury:

I did not have COVID.

Garrett:

You told

Garrett:

me you had COVID.

Garrett:

and That's why we

Garrett:

couldn't record.

Yury:

Garrett actually had

Yury:

a mild case of IBS and he

Yury:

basically had diarrhea for

Yury:

about four or five weeks.

Yury:

It was pretty bad.

Garrett:

I couldn't

Garrett:

get off the shitter

Garrett:

for four weeks, man.

Garrett:

I just sat there for days.

Yury:

How is your colon doing?

Yury:

Is your colon doing better?

Garrett:

My colon

Garrett:

is doing great.

Garrett:

Thanks for asking.

Garrett:

I went and got it.

Garrett:

Checked out.

Yury:

Your colon health

Yury:

is my top priority.

Garrett:

I don't even

Garrett:

know what to say.

Yury:

And also

Yury:

Garrett's colon.

Yury:

If you'd like to

Yury:

sponsor our podcast...

Garrett:

This is

Garrett:

Garrett's colon.

Garrett:

I'm happy to

Garrett:

sponsor the podcast.

Yury:

you know, it's odd

Yury:

If your colon did make a

Yury:

noise, that's not the voice

Yury:

that I had in my head.

Garrett:

really what would

Garrett:

the voice sound like that

Garrett:

you have in your head?

Yury:

The voice of your

Yury:

colon, If I were to imagine

Yury:

it in my head would have

Yury:

a posh British accent.

Garrett:

I'd love to hear

Garrett:

what that sounds like Yury.

Garrett:

Can you please

Garrett:

give me an example?

Yury:

I mean, I'm not an

Yury:

impressionist, but I would

Yury:

think it would sound something

Yury:

like, the friendly female

Yury:

giving you GPS directions.

Garrett:

Hello, governor turn

Garrett:

right on the next street.

Yury:

All Right?

Yury:

I said it

Yury:

was a posh British

Yury:

accent, not Benny hill.

Garrett:

Benny Hill

Garrett:

And the hillbillies.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

Isn't that like

Garrett:

a band from Disneyland.

Garrett:

God, I miss Disneyland.

Yury:

Wow.

Yury:

This conversation

Yury:

is really weaving

Yury:

and wagging.

Garrett:

This is why

Garrett:

the Dumberellas tune in

Garrett:

to listen to us, man.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

They want to hear all

Garrett:

about our lives and they could

Garrett:

care less about the news.

Yury:

I'm actually

Yury:

going to switch it

Yury:

up and start calling

Yury:

them the Dumbadinos.

Yury:

And that was a

Yury:

recommendation from Harry,

Yury:

one of our past guests.

Yury:

Dumbadinos.

Garrett:

Dumbadinos?

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

the Dumbadinos.

Garrett:

Yet another word that

Garrett:

I'm going to have to manually

Garrett:

type into the transcript.

Garrett:

Thank you for that

Yury:

Dumbadinos.

Yury:

We should start thinking of

Yury:

words to trick the transcript

Yury:

generator and just play a

Yury:

game to see how close it gets

Garrett:

How close it can get.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

I got to tell you,

Garrett:

I actually made a list of

Garrett:

people that reached out during

Garrett:

our absence that were asking

Garrett:

us, Hey, where are you guys?

Garrett:

When can I get

Garrett:

another episode?

Garrett:

Matter of fact, Yury,

Garrett:

we got a text message.

Garrett:

What was it yesterday from

Garrett:

Harry basically saying,

Garrett:

Hey guys, when's the

Garrett:

next episode happening?

Garrett:

And I believe your

Garrett:

response was perfect.

Garrett:

And you said it's coming

Garrett:

Just fucking wait.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

Dumbadinos, calm down.

Yury:

Garrett's colon needs

Yury:

to heal physically and

Yury:

emotionally and spiritually.

Garrett:

How do

Garrett:

You emotionally and

Garrett:

spiritually heal a colon.

Yury:

You ever

Yury:

eaten Taco Bell?

Garrett:

You know, that's a

Garrett:

great segue into the first

Garrett:

thing that I found this week.

Garrett:

And by the way, not only are

Garrett:

we talking about taco bell

Garrett:

there was this article that

Garrett:

I was reading about taco

Garrett:

bell, but I want to give

Garrett:

you a chance to guess what

Garrett:

state this taco bell was in.

Garrett:

Just guess any of the states.

Garrett:

out there.

Yury:

Does it

Yury:

rhyme with Florida?

Garrett:

It does

Garrett:

rhyme with Florida.

Yury:

I'm really

Yury:

good at this game.

Garrett:

You are, really

Garrett:

good at this game.

Garrett:

And what I found super

Garrett:

funny about this is the

Garrett:

article is about a woman

Garrett:

who crashes into a taco bell

Garrett:

sign while driving drunk.

Yury:

Like you do.

Garrett:

I mean that by

Garrett:

itself, is whatever right

Garrett:

woman crashes into a taco

Garrett:

bell sign, she's driving

Garrett:

drunk, drunk driving.

Garrett:

Don't do it.

Garrett:

Don't be dumb.

Garrett:

Don't drive when

Garrett:

you've been drinking.

Garrett:

Just Common sense.

Garrett:

Right.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

But what really

Garrett:

made me laugh is this

Garrett:

is the, the department

Garrett:

of irony department.

Garrett:

This woman's last

Garrett:

name is booze.

Yury:

Her last name is booze

Garrett:

booze,

Yury:

Oh, man.

Garrett:

B-O-O-Z-E.

Yury:

Her

Yury:

parents didn't even give her a

Yury:

chance.

Garrett:

I mean, If your last

Garrett:

name is booze and you're out,

Garrett:

boozing it up and drinking.

Garrett:

Don't you think you

Garrett:

might not want to drive?

Garrett:

Because, could you imagine

Garrett:

the cop pulling her over or

Garrett:

the cop showing up on the

Garrett:

scene and checking her ID.

Garrett:

Can you imagine what would

Garrett:

be going through their

Garrett:

heads?

Yury:

Aside from that?

Yury:

I think the general

Yury:

rule of thumb, as we've

Yury:

talked about it in past

Yury:

episodes, if the cop

Yury:

giggles, she is free to go.

Yury:

At least, That's going

Yury:

to be the rule again.

Yury:

If I'm made governor.

Yury:

I don't know if

Yury:

governors can even make

Yury:

laws like that.

Garrett:

Did you submit your

Garrett:

name to be a governor yet?

Garrett:

Because here in

Garrett:

California, they're

Garrett:

recalling the governor.

Garrett:

So,

Yury:

I did see

Yury:

that.

Yury:

But, Can you, is there

Yury:

a website where you

Yury:

just submit your name

Yury:

to become a governor?

Garrett:

Well, I

Garrett:

think all you have to do is

Garrett:

go to the California secretary

Garrett:

of state site and download

Garrett:

a piece of paper and get 20

Garrett:

signatures and pay 500 bucks.

Garrett:

Dude.

Garrett:

I will pay the 500 bucks to

Garrett:

get your name on the ballot.

Garrett:

Please do it.

Yury:

I'm going to go on

Yury:

record and say, I think

Yury:

that there's probably a

Yury:

little more to it than that.

Yury:

simple analysis, 20

Yury:

signatures, 500 bucks.

Garrett:

how long have

Garrett:

you lived in this.

Garrett:

state?

Yury:

Almost my entire life.

Garrett:

And you really think

Garrett:

there's more to being the

Garrett:

governor of this state than

Garrett:

just getting a few signatures

Garrett:

and paying 500 bucks.

Yury:

I mean, touché,

Garrett:

since we're

Garrett:

talking, about cops, I

Garrett:

want to tell you about this

Garrett:

other thing that I found.

Garrett:

I don't know why, what is it

Garrett:

with cops and these stories?

Garrett:

I don't know.

Garrett:

The other thing that just

Garrett:

absolutely had me on the

Garrett:

floor laughing when I read

Garrett:

it today, it's about a home

Garrett:

Depot in Pennsylvania on the

Garrett:

scene, on the top of things,

Garrett:

It's just normal home Depot.

Garrett:

Right?

Garrett:

What could be funny

Garrett:

about home Depot?

Garrett:

I love home Depot.

Garrett:

Oh my God.

Yury:

Nothing.

Yury:

you let me loose in a home

Yury:

Depot and I can spend three

Yury:

hours there

Garrett:

I used to

Garrett:

be a Lowe's fan.

Garrett:

And I went to Lowe's

Garrett:

for everything,

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

but then I started

Garrett:

going to home Depot and it's

Garrett:

a little bit farther away,

Garrett:

but I'm like, you know what?

Garrett:

I'm going to give home Depot

Garrett:

a try the thing I hated

Garrett:

about Lowe's is I could never

Garrett:

find anybody to help me.

Yury:

Right.

Garrett:

When I walk into

Garrett:

home Depot, there are so

Garrett:

many people there to help You

Garrett:

You're never short of people

Garrett:

that can jump in and help you.

Yury:

Right.

Yury:

And my thing is Lowe's is

Yury:

kind of the showroom of

Yury:

construction hardware stores.

Yury:

Everything's

Yury:

really nicely lit.

Yury:

The aisles are really wide.

Yury:

Whereas every time I'm

Yury:

in a home Depot, it feels

Yury:

more like a swap meet.

Yury:

there's something about it

Yury:

that just seems kind of rough

Yury:

and we'll be driving and I'll

Yury:

pull over and I'll tell my

Yury:

wife, Hey, I just need to, run

Yury:

into home Depot real quick.

Yury:

And the first question

Yury:

is always, well, what do

Yury:

you need at home Depot?

Yury:

And my answer is always, how

Yury:

do I know what I need unless

Yury:

I walk up and down every

Yury:

aisle and see what they have,

Yury:

because there's probably 15

Yury:

home improvement projects

Yury:

that I don't even know about.

Yury:

That need to be done

Garrett:

That's right.

Yury:

today.

Garrett:

And by the way,

Garrett:

home Depot, if you'd

Garrett:

like to sponsor our

Garrett:

podcast, please reach out.

Garrett:

We're talking about this thing

Garrett:

that made me hysterically

Garrett:

laugh at home Depot because

Garrett:

in Pennsylvania, the police

Garrett:

were called to break up.

Garrett:

An exorcism that

Garrett:

was being conducted

Garrett:

inside the home Depot

Yury:

exorcism

Yury:

in the home Depot

Garrett:

exorcism

Garrett:

happening in the lumber

Garrett:

aisle of a home Depot.

Yury:

Well, yeah, I

Yury:

mean, if you're going

Yury:

to have an exorcism,

Yury:

that's where you have it.

Yury:

Although, sometimes I

Yury:

walk up and down the light

Yury:

bulb aisle and lights will

Yury:

start turning off and on.

Yury:

So really that would be where

Yury:

I would have the exorcism

Yury:

because there's some creepy

Yury:

shit happening in the light

Yury:

bulb.

Yury:

aisle.

Garrett:

see.

Garrett:

Now that to me

Garrett:

makes more sense.

Garrett:

I couldn't figure out

Garrett:

why it had to be in

Garrett:

the lumber section.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

Did they think the

Yury:

lumber was haunted?

Yury:

Did they think it was

Yury:

possessed?

Garrett:

Well, I'm glad

Garrett:

you asked because the

Garrett:

reason they were in the

Garrett:

lumber section, according

Garrett:

to the police report, it

Garrett:

was held for the trees

Garrett:

that had been turned into.

Garrett:

lumber.

Yury:

I'm sorry, can

Yury:

you say that again?

Yury:

I don't understand

Yury:

what you're talking.

Yury:

about.

Garrett:

So, you know how

Garrett:

they make lumber, right.

Garrett:

They cut down a tree

Yury:

I'm familiar.

Garrett:

They chop it up.

Garrett:

They do all, whatever

Garrett:

they're going to do to it.

Garrett:

And then it shows up at your

Garrett:

home Depot and you can buy it.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

So apparently

Garrett:

these people decided the

Garrett:

trees that had been turned

Garrett:

into lumber needed to

Garrett:

be exercised in order to

Yury:

be free spiritually.

Garrett:

I, I don't know.

Garrett:

I got nothing.

Garrett:

the police department.

Garrett:

I don't know if you've ever

Garrett:

seen, police departments have

Garrett:

Facebook pages that post, all

Garrett:

the things that are happening.

Yury:

Yeah, they do.

Garrett:

So the police

Garrett:

department posted it on

Garrett:

it and somebody said,

Garrett:

of course they did.

Garrett:

May the price of

Garrett:

plywood come down.

Garrett:

The name of Christ

Garrett:

compels you lower the

Garrett:

price of plywood, lower.

Garrett:

The price of Plywood

Yury:

Plywood is

Yury:

Getting up there, worth

Yury:

it's weight in gold.

Yury:

apparently.

Garrett:

Why is wood so damn

Garrett:

expensive right now is it the.

Garrett:

pandemic?

Yury:

I

Yury:

don't know.

Yury:

There's not enough

Yury:

wood slaughterhouses,

Yury:

according to these people

Yury:

that are doing exorcisms

Garrett:

or is it because

Garrett:

they're possessed and they

Garrett:

don't want you to buy it?

Yury:

Yeah, let's

Yury:

go with that.

Garrett:

All right.

Garrett:

Sounds good.

Yury:

so I think it's

Yury:

been a while since we've

Yury:

played our game, actually

Garrett:

let's play.

Garrett:

the game.

Yury:

Let's do it.

Garrett:

so I have a

Garrett:

question for you, Yury.

Yury:

yeah,

Garrett:

we don't have

Garrett:

a guest this week.

Yury:

No,

Garrett:

it's just us.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

How are we

Garrett:

going to play this game?

Yury:

The

Yury:

same way we always play.

Yury:

I'm going to read

Yury:

some Questions give

Yury:

you possible answers.

Yury:

You'll probably give me the

Yury:

wrong answer and then we'll

Yury:

move on to the next question,

Yury:

rinse and repeat

Garrett:

Why do you have so

Garrett:

little faith in me, dude.

Yury:

Prove me wrong.

Garrett:

All right, I'm going

Garrett:

to prove you wrong today.

Garrett:

You just wait, let's go.

Garrett:

I'm ready.

Garrett:

Hit me.

Yury:

Let's do it.

Garrett:

Don't

Garrett:

actually hit me.

Garrett:

Just give me the question

Yury:

All right, Garrett.

Yury:

again.

Yury:

We've been doing this a

Yury:

while, so you should be

Yury:

familiar with the game.

Yury:

I actually pulled

Yury:

these news headlines.

Yury:

Today, these are

Yury:

actual news headlines.

Yury:

I'm going to leave

Yury:

one word blank.

Yury:

I will give you three

Yury:

possible answers.

Yury:

One of them is correct.

Yury:

Two.

Yury:

I completely made up.

Yury:

Are you ready?

Garrett:

No,

Yury:

we're going

Yury:

to continue anyway.

Garrett:

Okay.

Yury:

an

Yury:

Question number one:

Yury:

Italian museum.

Yury:

That means a museum

Yury:

that's in Italy.

Yury:

That's what that means.

Yury:

An Italian museum

Yury:

is using blank.

Yury:

To clean Michael

Yury:

Angelo's statues.

Yury:

And I should note as a

Yury:

sidebar, they're cleaning

Yury:

the statues because

Yury:

they're full of corpses.

Yury:

I didn't know this until

Yury:

I read the article, but

Yury:

apparently that's a thing.

Yury:

anyways.

Yury:

let me tell-

Garrett:

I'm sorry.

Garrett:

No, no, I have to

Garrett:

stop you right there.

Garrett:

The statues are

Garrett:

full of corpses,

Yury:

according to this

Yury:

article, and I'll read you

Yury:

a little bit of the article,

Yury:

if that helps you with your

Yury:

answers before I give you the

Yury:

answers, it says nearly 500

Yury:

years ago, duke Alessandro

Yury:

de Medici, was lured with

Yury:

the promise of spending

Yury:

the night with a beautiful

Yury:

widow, but instead met the

Yury:

knife Of an assassin hired

Yury:

by his cousin who stabbed

Yury:

him to death and the ruler

Yury:

of Florence's body was

Yury:

placed in his father's tomb.

Yury:

And now,

Yury:

apparently he's leaking

Garrett:

That didn't

Garrett:

help me at all.

Garrett:

Go ahead.

Garrett:

What are, my options?

Garrett:

Because I'm not going

Garrett:

to get this one.

Yury:

It sounds

Yury:

like, This could

Yury:

be a

Yury:

Netflix special,

Garrett:

Oh!

Garrett:

make the treatment and

Garrett:

let's pitch it to Netflix.

Garrett:

They'll buy anything, dude.

Yury:

That's true.

Yury:

That's true.

Yury:

An Italian museum is

Yury:

using blank to clean

Yury:

Michelangelo's statues.

Yury:

Your possible answers are.

Yury:

Windex, which by the way,

Yury:

does clean, in fact, anything

Yury:

pigeon saliva or flesh eating.

Yury:

Bacteria starting with you,

Yury:

Garrett, because you're the

Yury:

only other player in this

Yury:

game today.

Garrett:

I was going to say,

Garrett:

how can you start with me?

Garrett:

If I'm the only

Garrett:

one that's guessing

Yury:

we're going to start

Yury:

and end with you, Garrett.

Garrett:

All right.

Garrett:

First of all, I'm

Garrett:

extremely disturbed that

Garrett:

Michelangelo's statue.

Garrett:

Is it one statue or

Garrett:

multiple statues?

Yury:

let's go with

Yury:

multiple statues.

Garrett:

All right.

Garrett:

I'm extremely disturbed

Garrett:

that Michelangelo's statues

Garrett:

have dead bodies in them.

Yury:

Allegedly!

Garrett:

Allegedly,

Yury:

allegedly,

Yury:

if we're using.

Yury:

the Rule of thumb that

Yury:

everything on the internet

Yury:

is factually correct

Yury:

then yes.

Garrett:

All right.

Garrett:

So I've got three options,

Garrett:

Windex, which as Yury

Garrett:

said, Windex can get

Garrett:

anything out of anything.

Garrett:

And all it does is leave

Garrett:

behind about 12,000 streaks.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

Oh, by the way,

Garrett:

Windex, if you'd like to

Garrett:

sponsor our podcast, please

Garrett:

feel free to contact us.

Yury:

Hold

Yury:

on, let me read the

Yury:

rest of this article.

Yury:

it says in November, 2019,

Yury:

Italy's national research

Yury:

council figured out why.

Yury:

these statutes are starting to

Yury:

look so grimy, bodily fluids

Yury:

leaking from the improperly

Yury:

embalmed corpse of Alessandro

Yury:

de . Medici, Along with

Yury:

other compounds accumulated

Yury:

over time from glue and

Yury:

plaster, Alessandro's fluids

Yury:

gross had seeped into the

Yury:

statutes of Dusk and Dawn That

Yury:

adorned his father's tomb.

Yury:

There you go.

Garrett:

So pigeon saliva,

Garrett:

which is the second option.

Garrett:

Or flesh eating...

Garrett:

Oh, Okay.

Garrett:

I'm going to immediately rule

Garrett:

out flesh eating bacteria.

Yury:

Okay.

Garrett:

Because why

Garrett:

would you use flesh eating

Garrett:

bacteria to clean something

Garrett:

that is covered in.

Garrett:

Human remains.

Garrett:

I don't know.

Garrett:

I just, that doesn't

Garrett:

make sense to me at all.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

Pigeon saliva,

Garrett:

I'm super interested in,

Garrett:

but I think it's going

Garrett:

to be the obvious one.

Garrett:

And so I'm going to go with

Garrett:

Windex because a Windex

Garrett:

gets everything out of

Garrett:

anything and B I really

Garrett:

want them to sponsor us.

Garrett:

So I'm going to say Windex.

Yury:

Okay.

Yury:

I'm going to say, I also

Yury:

use Windex for everything.

Yury:

Even things you shouldn't even

Yury:

use Windex I mean, mouthwash,

Yury:

athlete's foot spray.

Yury:

You can use it for

Yury:

anything.

Garrett:

Kids.

Garrett:

Don't try this

Garrett:

at home, please.

Yury:

Anna Rosa Sprocati...

Yury:

God.

Yury:

I love Italian names, a

Yury:

biologist at the Italian

Yury:

national agency for new

Yury:

technologies handpicked

Yury:

from her catalog of more

Yury:

than 1000 bacteria to

Yury:

test against the stains.

Yury:

So the answer was

Yury:

flesh eating bacteria.

Yury:

Basically they discovered

Yury:

this flesh eating bacteria.

Yury:

Properly cleaned the stains

Yury:

off of the marble gross,

Garrett:

who is handling the

Garrett:

flesh eating bacteria and

Garrett:

how did they not get sick?

Garrett:

Because that would be my

Garrett:

biggest concern with that.

Garrett:

who decided, Hey,

Garrett:

new guy, here's what

Garrett:

you're going to do.

Garrett:

Here's some bacteria.

Garrett:

It's flesh eating, but don't

Garrett:

tell him, go over to the

Garrett:

statue and use your bare

Garrett:

hand and wipe it on there.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

I'm going to pump

Yury:

some of this liquid gel

Yury:

into your hand and just kind

Yury:

of rub it over its face.

Garrett:

You're good.

Garrett:

It's just like hand sanitizer.

Garrett:

Don't worry buddy.

Garrett:

You'll be fine.

Yury:

Just Wash your hands

Yury:

really quick after

Yury:

All right.

Yury:

Well, that's negative

Yury:

one point starting

Yury:

off for you, Garrett.

Garrett:

It's happening.

Garrett:

It's happening?

Garrett:

Yury.

Garrett:

I'm going to get

Garrett:

the next one, right?

Yury:

It's already happened.

Yury:

Don't fool yourself.

Yury:

All right.

Yury:

For your second question.

Yury:

A man was arrested for

Yury:

allegedly stealing 21 tons.

Yury:

Of blank,

Garrett:

poop,

Yury:

poop.

Yury:

21 tons of poop.

Garrett:

Yep.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

A man was arrested for

Yury:

allegedly stealing 21.

Yury:

Tons of, and your answers

Yury:

possibly are Lysol wipes,

Yury:

pistachios or salmon.

Yury:

What do you think?

Garrett:

Lysol wipes,

Garrett:

pistachios or salmon 21

Garrett:

tons of something this

Garrett:

man gets arrested for.

Yury:

How would you steal 21?

Yury:

Tons of anything

Garrett:

I'm thinking

Garrett:

maybe, you know what?

Garrett:

I got this one.

Garrett:

I got it.

Garrett:

I don't even have to go and

Garrett:

work through the whole thing.

Garrett:

Yury.

Garrett:

The guy was a

Garrett:

captain on a ship.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

So we had

Garrett:

all this cargo space

Yury:

Okay.

Garrett:

and he was trying

Garrett:

to sell some salmon.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

And he was like,

Garrett:

Ooh, I'm going to skim a

Garrett:

little bit off the top.

Yury:

Okay.

Garrett:

He stole

Garrett:

21 tons of salmon.

Garrett:

And that he tried

Garrett:

to resell it.

Garrett:

And that's when he got in

Garrett:

trouble because somebody said.

Garrett:

hey, This tastes just

Garrett:

like the Costco salmon.

Garrett:

Where did you get this from?

Yury:

That's amazing.

Yury:

Did you actually

Yury:

read this article?

Garrett:

I didn't.

Yury:

I'm aware of

Yury:

that because you didn't

Yury:

get the right answer

Garrett:

Oh, what else is new

Yury:

actually in Tulare

Yury:

county, California, a routine

Yury:

audit by a central California

Yury:

pistachio producer earlier.

Yury:

This month revealed

Yury:

that a whopping 21 tons

Yury:

of nuts were missing.

Yury:

basically a man was caught

Yury:

stealing the pistachios.

Yury:

I guess they use them

Yury:

to repackage them

Yury:

into little sacks.

Yury:

for resale, by the way,

Yury:

I'm not condoning theft of

Yury:

pistachios, but holy crap,

Yury:

pistachios are delicious.

Yury:

I start a bag of pistachios

Yury:

and I'll kill it.

Garrett:

They are amazing.

Garrett:

And they're healthy.

Garrett:

So it's fine.

Garrett:

If you eat an entire

Garrett:

bag of them, right.

Yury:

I've ended up

Yury:

on the toilet because I've

Yury:

eaten an entire bag of them.

Yury:

I wouldn't go as far as

Yury:

to say they're healthy

Yury:

or maybe it's just moderation.

Garrett:

How is

Garrett:

your colon health?

Yury:

Not good.

Yury:

because pistachios

Yury:

are delicious.

Garrett:

Well, I should

Garrett:

have known the answer

Garrett:

to this question and

Garrett:

I'm super ashamed now.

Garrett:

And mother Bundy,

Garrett:

because I know you're

Garrett:

going to listen to this.

Garrett:

I apologize.

Garrett:

My parents live

Garrett:

in Tulare county.

Yury:

Ooh.

Garrett:

So I really

Garrett:

should have known that

Yury:

they don't

Yury:

have a pistachio

Yury:

resale business happening?

Yury:

Do they?

Garrett:

They do not, but my

Garrett:

uncle has a bunch of pistachio

Garrett:

trees on his property.

Garrett:

I don't know if that means

Garrett:

anything to anybody or

Garrett:

if that's just a random,

Garrett:

useless fact, but it is true.

Yury:

I'm going to

Yury:

expect pistachios from the

Yury:

Bundy household for Christmas

Yury:

this year.

Garrett:

It's on its way.

Yury:

All right.

Yury:

negative two

Yury:

points for Garrett.

Garrett:

Hold on, hold on.

Garrett:

Before we get to the last

Garrett:

question, isn't it true?

Garrett:

That the last question

Garrett:

is worth 500 points.

Garrett:

So all I really have to do is

Garrett:

get this last one, correct?

Garrett:

Right.

Yury:

I switched it.

Yury:

Actually this game, the

Yury:

first question was worth

Yury:

500 points.

Garrett:

How do you,

Garrett:

change the rules like that?

Garrett:

That's not cool, dude.

Yury:

It's a sliding scale.

Yury:

Tell you what I'm going to do.

Yury:

If you can get.

Yury:

This question, correct?

Yury:

I will award you 500 points

Yury:

making you the winner of

Yury:

this week's fill in the Dumb.

Garrett:

All right, I'm in.

Garrett:

Let's do it go.

Yury:

This

Yury:

is in Wisconsin, a

Yury:

Walmart employee tackles

Yury:

blank inside the store

Garrett:

salmon,

Yury:

a Walmart employee

Yury:

tackles a blank inside.

Yury:

the store?

Garrett:

Oh, you said a blank.

Garrett:

So that changes my, answer.

Garrett:

I'm sorry, go ahead.

Yury:

Well,

Yury:

I wouldn't go that far.

Yury:

Your possible answers

Yury:

are a naked shoplifter.

Garrett:

I'm in.

Yury:

B] A live deer or

Yury:

C] a mannequin display.

Yury:

Consisting of 10 mannequins.

Yury:

What are your thoughts?

Garrett:

Well, my thoughts

Garrett:

are what city or what

Garrett:

state was this again?

Yury:

This was in Wisconsin,

Garrett:

Wisconsin.

Garrett:

My thoughts are, I need

Garrett:

to go to Wisconsin.

Garrett:

so Walmart employee, by the

Garrett:

way, have you ever been to the

Garrett:

website, peopleofwalmart.com?

Yury:

No, but this

Yury:

sounds captivating.

Garrett:

Are you serious?

Garrett:

You've never been to

Garrett:

peopleofwalmart.com?

Yury:

I have not.

Garrett:

Oh, okay.

Garrett:

Well, while I'm figuring

Garrett:

out the answer to this

Garrett:

question, Yury, go into a

Garrett:

browser and go, just look

Garrett:

up peopleofwalmart.com.

Garrett:

You will not be disappointed.

Yury:

All right.

Yury:

Let me look at this.

Garrett:

So a Walmart

Garrett:

employee tackles a blank

Garrett:

inside the store, a naked

Garrett:

shoplifter a live deer,

Garrett:

Or a mannequin display

Garrett:

consisting of 10 mannequins.

Garrett:

I don't think it's

Garrett:

the mannequin display.

Garrett:

I'm going to go ahead

Garrett:

and rule that one out.

Garrett:

It's definitely not that one.

Garrett:

So is it a naked shoplifter

Garrett:

or was it a live deer?

Yury:

That is the question.

Garrett:

All right.

Garrett:

So I'm going to rule

Garrett:

out mannequin display

Garrett:

consisting of 10.

Garrett:

That doesn't make sense to me.

Garrett:

That's just something you

Garrett:

came up with because you're

Garrett:

trying to be creative,

Yury:

but would I be that

Yury:

creative to limit it

Yury:

to an exact number of.

Yury:

ten?

Garrett:

That's the kind

Garrett:

of shit you would do.

Garrett:

let's be super honest.

Garrett:

You do anything you

Garrett:

can to try to trick me

Garrett:

with these questions.

Garrett:

I could imagine you sitting

Garrett:

there at your desk going,

Garrett:

how am I going to fuck

Garrett:

with Garrett this week?

Yury:

Hold on.

Yury:

before we continue with this,

Yury:

I am looking at this people.

Yury:

Of Walmart.

Yury:

It's basically an Instagram.

Yury:

It's like a really weird

Yury:

Instagram for just Walmarts.

Yury:

And there are just some wow.

Yury:

There are just some

Yury:

wacky shit.

Yury:

on here.

Garrett:

Walmart, if you'd

Garrett:

like to sponsor our podcast.

Yury:

Don't.

Garrett:

Nevermind.

Garrett:

Just kidding Maybe we...

Garrett:

target.

Garrett:

If you'd like to sponsor

Garrett:

our podcast, target

Garrett:

the store where you'll

Garrett:

pay a little bit more.

Garrett:

So you don't have to go to

Garrett:

Walmart to buy something.

Yury:

Target's

Yury:

slogan should just be

Yury:

target, not Walmart

Yury:

since 2001 or

Yury:

something.

Garrett:

Got my business.

Garrett:

Could we get back

Garrett:

to the game here?

Garrett:

I've ruled out the

Garrett:

mannequin display.

Garrett:

So now we're down to a naked

Garrett:

shoplifter or a live deer.

Yury:

Okay.

Garrett:

You said

Garrett:

it's Wisconsin.

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

So there are in

Garrett:

fact deer in Wisconsin.

Garrett:

I mean, I guess there's

Garrett:

deer in a lot of places,

Garrett:

but Wisconsin probably

Garrett:

has a lot of deer,

Yury:

I'm sure they do.

Garrett:

But again, I feel

Garrett:

like that is just too obvious

Garrett:

and it's just something

Garrett:

you tried to throw in there

Garrett:

again, to throw me off.

Garrett:

Because the actual answer

Garrett:

is the Walmart employee

Garrett:

tackle the naked shoplifter

Garrett:

inside the store.

Garrett:

Final answer.

Garrett:

Tell me, I won this

Garrett:

one.

Yury:

Now theoretically,

Yury:

If the deer was stealing

Yury:

something, the deer is

Yury:

not wearing clothes.

Yury:

So the deer could have

Yury:

been a naked shoplifter

Garrett:

Mind.

Garrett:

blown.

Yury:

Well.

Yury:

a deer Wandered into a Walmart

Yury:

store in Wisconsin and was

Yury:

subsequently tackled and

Yury:

ejected from the business by

Yury:

an employee.

Garrett:

Hold on.

Garrett:

how do you eject a

Garrett:

deer from a business?

Yury:

How

Yury:

do you tackle A deer that?

Yury:

Wouldn't be my first thought.

Yury:

but maybe if you live

Yury:

in Wisconsin, that's

Yury:

your natural instinct.

Yury:

When you see a deer

Yury:

is to tackle it.

Garrett:

that's a thing

Yury:

in Wisconsin.

Yury:

It is

Garrett:

apparently

Yury:

So they tackled it

Yury:

and issued it a trespass

Yury:

warning, Apparently

Garrett:

that come

Garrett:

with a fine, that

Garrett:

the deer has to pay?

Yury:

Oh deer.

Garrett:

And does that

Garrett:

fine consist of jerky?

Garrett:

Was that too dark?

Yury:

No.

Garrett:

Okay.

Yury:

But you missed

Yury:

my oh deer joke.

Garrett:

Oh no,

Garrett:

I didn't miss it.

Garrett:

I just chose to ignore it.

Garrett:

There are certain things I

Garrett:

just let fly and hope the

Garrett:

listeners don't actually

Garrett:

hear and I just try to

Garrett:

move past it and, oh deer,

Garrett:

that was one of them.

Yury:

It does say the

Yury:

animal did not appear to be

Yury:

injured and was last seen

Yury:

running away from the store.

Yury:

I'm thinking the deer

Yury:

was also a shoplifter.

Garrett:

Hold on.

Garrett:

I'm going to go

Garrett:

back to something.

Garrett:

How do you eject a

Garrett:

deer from a store?

Yury:

I don't know, but

Yury:

they caught it on video.

Garrett:

Oh, There's

Garrett:

a video of this.

Garrett:

Is it on peopleofwalmart.com?

Yury:

It probably,

Yury:

is.

Yury:

if I can get the

Yury:

video to load, we will

Yury:

post it to our site.

Garrett:

You know how many

Garrett:

times you've said that

Garrett:

in an episode and we've

Garrett:

never posted anything.

Yury:

It's

Yury:

a podcast.

Yury:

The whole thing

Yury:

is based on lies.

Yury:

well, Garrett, you've got

Yury:

negative three, actually.

Yury:

You got negative 502, because

Yury:

the last question was.

Yury:

worth 500 points.

Yury:

So once again, I

Yury:

am crowning you.

Yury:

the loser.

Garrett:

Even after your

Garrett:

COVID sickness and us taking

Garrett:

six months off, because of-

Yury:

I did not

Yury:

have COVID

Garrett:

even after

Garrett:

my COVID sickness...

Garrett:

no wait, I didn't

Garrett:

have COVID either.

Garrett:

Damn it.

Garrett:

I still can't beat this stupid

Garrett:

game and I don't understand,

Yury:

you know

Yury:

what, we'll try next week.

Yury:

Cheating

Garrett:

What the hell.

Garrett:

Are you drinking

Yury:

Soleli Sparkling

Yury:

water beverage, it's funny.

Yury:

It's says sparkling

Yury:

water beverage.

Yury:

Why did they have to

Yury:

continue on and say beverage?

Yury:

They could have stopped

Yury:

at sparkling water.

Garrett:

I'm just

Garrett:

glad it's not LaCroix.

Garrett:

Have you ever

Garrett:

seen the LaCroix?

Yury:

I have seen the LaCroix.

Garrett:

It doesn't

Garrett:

matter how you say it.

Garrett:

You still sound like an

Garrett:

asshole when you say LaCroix,

Yury:

You do.

Yury:

it sounds very bougie.

Yury:

Yeah.

Yury:

This is strawberry flavored.

Yury:

Sparkling water.

Yury:

Beverage with other natural

Yury:

flavors.

Garrett:

Wait, What

Garrett:

are the other natural

Garrett:

flavors in there?

Yury:

Fuck if I know.

Garrett:

Well, on that

Garrett:

note, now that we've

Garrett:

learned all about your

Garrett:

drinking habits, Yury-

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

I think we

Garrett:

should talk about our

Garrett:

dummy of the week.

Garrett:

What do you think

Yury:

let's do it

Voice Over:

it's time for

Voice Over:

the dummy of the, Week.

Voice Over:

Oh, who will it be?

Voice Over:

Let's find out!

Garrett:

This is Probably

Garrett:

the dumbest dummy of the

Garrett:

week I've ever come across

Garrett:

Yury, Our dummy of the week.

Garrett:

This week doesn't

Garrett:

come from Florida.

Yury:

Amazing And shocking

Garrett:

doesn't

Garrett:

come from Tennessee.

Yury:

Okay.

Garrett:

doesn't even

Garrett:

come from the east coast,

Yury:

which is rare,

Garrett:

which is rare,

Garrett:

especially for the articles

Garrett:

that we tend to talk about

Yury:

Right.

Garrett:

our dummy of the

Garrett:

week, this week, however,

Garrett:

comes from our backyard Yury.

Garrett:

and comes from

Garrett:

Southern California.

Yury:

Okay.

Yury:

I'm interested

Garrett:

Yury, the dummy of

Garrett:

the week, this week goes to.

Garrett:

You and I, because we

Garrett:

didn't put out a podcast

Garrett:

episode for the last

Garrett:

six and a half months,

Yury:

Duh!

Yury:

if it wasn't for the fact

Yury:

that you were spitting facts

Yury:

back into my earphones right

Yury:

now, I would disagree with

Yury:

you, but you are absolutely

Yury:

correct.

Garrett:

So I can't think

Garrett:

of any more fitting dummy of

Garrett:

the week than to say, Hey,

Garrett:

Dumberellas, We apologize

Garrett:

for being the dummies of

Garrett:

the last few weeks and not

Garrett:

getting you an episode,

Garrett:

but Hey, we're back.

Garrett:

We're in your ears.

Garrett:

You can hear us now.

Garrett:

And.

Garrett:

We'll try not to

Garrett:

be dumb anymore.

Voice Over:

That was

Voice Over:

the dummy of the Week.

Garrett:

Well, I think

Garrett:

that's about enough for this.

Garrett:

return episode of

Garrett:

this week is dumb.

Garrett:

I got to say, man, as much

Garrett:

as this takes time for

Garrett:

us to put these things

Garrett:

together, I really enjoy

Garrett:

this time with you, Yury.

Garrett:

I enjoy putting something

Garrett:

out there for the

Garrett:

Dumberonis, Dumberellas,

Garrett:

whatever they're called.

Yury:

Dumbadinos.

Garrett:

Dumbadinos,

Garrett:

that's the word.

Garrett:

I enjoy putting stuff out

Garrett:

there for the Dumbadinos.

Garrett:

And frankly, my favorite

Garrett:

part about this whole.

Garrett:

thing, Is the interaction

Garrett:

we have with you

Yury:

virtually

Yury:

on a screen via

Yury:

FaceTime, which is

Yury:

not actually FaceTime.

Garrett:

Why you got

Garrett:

to be such a downer.

Yury:

FaceTime would probably

Yury:

work better than apple.

Yury:

If you'd like to sponsor

Yury:

our podcast-

Garrett:

Yury, I've got it.

Garrett:

You know what?

Garrett:

We have hit the big

Garrett:

time with this podcast.

Garrett:

We've got a lot of

Garrett:

subscriptions, a

Garrett:

lot of followers.

Garrett:

I think we need to do a

Garrett:

live podcast recording.

Yury:

I think we

Yury:

might need to,

Garrett:

I think we got to

Garrett:

find some big venue pay a shit

Garrett:

ton of money to the venue,

Yury:

Yeah.

Garrett:

host it and

Garrett:

hope at least five people

Garrett:

show up so we can do a

Garrett:

live podcast recording

Yury:

Madison square garden.

Garrett:

Oh my God.

Garrett:

That's it.

Yury:

I know.

Garrett:

we're in,

Yury:

it's going

Yury:

to be awkward doing a

Yury:

podcast in a completely

Yury:

empty Madison square garden.

Yury:

security is going to

Yury:

get calls who are these

Yury:

two weirdos in here

Yury:

we've been closed for hours.

Garrett:

They just snuck in.

Garrett:

I don't know.

Yury:

We just snuck in yeah...

Garrett:

Well anyway,

Garrett:

we really enjoy

Garrett:

interacting with you.

Garrett:

Despite what Yury may

Garrett:

have said, please remember

Garrett:

to connect with us on

Garrett:

Instagram @thisweeksidumb.

Garrett:

Follow us on Facebook.

Garrett:

at thisweeksidumb.

Garrett:

connect with us on

Garrett:

TikTok @thisweekisdumb.

Garrett:

Man, we have-

Yury:

Just have all the stuff.

Yury:

You can just summarize it,

Yury:

all the stuff

Garrett:

at this point

Garrett:

in time, we're on

Garrett:

all the social media.

Garrett:

So please connect with

Garrett:

us, Remember, leave us

Garrett:

that five star review.

Garrett:

Oh, and by the

Garrett:

way, don't forget.

Garrett:

We have the FANDUMB line.

Garrett:

888-FANDUMB.

Garrett:

8-8-8-F-A-N-D-U-M-B.

Garrett:

And you too can leave

Garrett:

your message and be

Garrett:

a part of our show.

Yury:

Agreed.

Garrett:

That's all

Garrett:

you're going to add.

Yury:

I mean-

Garrett:

I think we have to.

Garrett:

So Yury, you were doing

Garrett:

really good as we were

Garrett:

doing episodes towards the

Garrett:

last year before we took

Garrett:

our little break because

Garrett:

of your COVID infection.

Yury:

Oh for fuck's sake.

Garrett:

But now I think

Garrett:

you're going back to your 32%.

Garrett:

So we're going to have to

Garrett:

really talk about, this.

Yury:

oh, call me dumb.

Garrett:

You're dumb.

Yury:

Well, you

Yury:

know what they say?

Yury:

Everywhere you go.

Yury:

There you are.

Garrett:

And with that, Hey,

Garrett:

I guess we'll see you next

Garrett:

week and have a good one.

Garrett:

Say goodbye.

Garrett:

Yury.

Yury:

I was going to say see

Yury:

you next week, but we don't

Yury:

actually see anybody on this.

Yury:

podcast.

Yury:

Take care, everyone be

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