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check 1 2 well hello there boyfriend
Speaker:how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not touch shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:it's a hotel
Speaker:is it would you like to do a podcast my love
Speaker:I mean I'm I'm like so yeah haha
Speaker:this is afraid to ask
Speaker:and we're interrupting Erica's Instagram time
Speaker:it was a really cool video was really cool video
Speaker:I think you
Speaker:and I use social media in almost the healthiest way
Speaker:can possibly use it
Speaker:my Instagram is filled with motivational stuff
Speaker:it's filled with you know
Speaker:girls with huge tits
Speaker:gets a lot of stuff that gives me motivation and drive
Speaker:yeah exactly
Speaker:so this is afraid to ask
Speaker:and there's a bunch of different ways we could go here
Speaker:oh so I will should I start and play
Speaker:we be getting a lot of messages on Speak pipe
Speaker:that's how we get messages here speak pipe
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask and like that
Speaker:but I'm just randomly play one
Speaker:and we'll just get into sexual innuendo
Speaker:it's not every time this comes up
Speaker:you try to bring your side effects like it's
Speaker:I think it's a pipe I think it's like in a playground
Speaker:where you talking to one side
Speaker:and it comes out the other side oh really
Speaker:you go from me saying sexual to you
Speaker:going to like a kids playground
Speaker:that's what I think it is thanks
Speaker:all right I'm gonna go right to the
Speaker:I like to say go to the phones
Speaker:cause that's what we used to say on the radio
Speaker:why did you go to the pipe
Speaker:no haha
Speaker:it's Nick from Boise Idaho
Speaker:also known as king of the porcelains throne and um
Speaker:can I say something sure
Speaker:why is it that no matter what
Speaker:when I go into the bathroom to sit down
Speaker:I'm gonna be in there for at least 20 minutes
Speaker:even when I'm done with my business
Speaker:I feel like the process is not fulfilled
Speaker:unless I sit there and relax
Speaker:so Doctor Erica
Speaker:Amy
Speaker:can you please explain this to me
Speaker:and also Jamie thanks for always saying
Speaker:what the rest of us are thinking
Speaker:you're welcome Nick from Boise
Speaker:I have so many thoughts right now
Speaker:because we've talked about it on
Speaker:the show that
Speaker:we don't talk about going to the bathroom very much
Speaker:and we have codes just this morning I said to you
Speaker:I gotta go make a phone call
Speaker:which is that I think it's a nice relationship buffer
Speaker:to not talk about bodily fluids
Speaker:we think it preserves intimacy
Speaker:and I went and I use the bath
Speaker:and now
Speaker:the only thing that sucks is if I have to make a phone
Speaker:a phone call I'll go to Erica go hey
Speaker:I need to make a really take a really important shit
Speaker:haha I'm just gonna say
Speaker:when you're having like stomach pain or you're like
Speaker:oh this one's gonna be a conference call yeah
Speaker:haha yeah
Speaker:there's nothing to say that he's coming in on this one
Speaker:it's gonna be long this is gonna be big
Speaker:we want everyone on this one
Speaker:when everybody on this call
Speaker:so I went upstairs to make a phone call and I
Speaker:this is always been a thing
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:I this is I don't know what is Nick asking
Speaker:cause I feel like I went up there
Speaker:I came back down and you go
Speaker:I thought you were gonna make a phone call I go
Speaker:oh I'm done cause it took me about one minute
Speaker:I didn't realize you were gone
Speaker:I know I was like
Speaker:I don't even know what I was doing so yeah
Speaker:maybe yeah
Speaker:when I was rushing my second you go and you do it
Speaker:you clean up you know
Speaker:I've been in airport but I don't know
Speaker:this is what Nick is saying
Speaker:but I've been in airport bathrooms before
Speaker:one yesterday where I felt like a guy was like
Speaker:there was two guys having a wrestling match
Speaker:just like noises like ah
Speaker:come on get in there
Speaker:and I just like another guy on like
Speaker:you've got this keep going
Speaker:you're like coaxing something
Speaker:I feel like it's like a EWW
Speaker:in all seriously
Speaker:I feel like it's a struggle
Speaker:I feel like the bathroom is a struggle
Speaker:Nick saying something different
Speaker:sometimes people go to the bathroom
Speaker:why do you think
Speaker:sometimes people take a long time in the bathroom
Speaker:like the real reason or the medical reason
Speaker:there's two I think there's two reasons
Speaker:well the medical reason is tenesmus
Speaker:which is basically like
Speaker:you're straining to have a bow movement
Speaker:like it hurts yeah
Speaker:like painful defecation
Speaker:you're really straining to get it out or that sensation
Speaker:also it means of like you've completely defecated
Speaker:but you feel like you still have to take a poop
Speaker:oh so people are in the bathroom
Speaker:that's the worst why did you look at me like
Speaker:I know the absolute
Speaker:that's the absolute worst eww
Speaker:it's the worst possible thing
Speaker:well
Speaker:maybe you are someone to be next to you to coax it out
Speaker:I don't have that problem
Speaker:so
Speaker:actually
Speaker:we know that Americans have a horrible diet overall
Speaker:sure exercise regime
Speaker:we I read that in the study in the in the journal of
Speaker:Look Around no yeah
Speaker:I'm not fat shaming this is what drives me nuts no
Speaker:no I'm saying bad foods
Speaker:I'm not saying I'm not talking about these people wait
Speaker:I'm saying like yeah
Speaker:I went there no
Speaker:I'm just I feel like people don't talk about it
Speaker:cause they don't wanna hear it
Speaker:but like
Speaker:we have such an unhealthy preservative enriched diet
Speaker:so you're saying longer time no
Speaker:no I said preserve enriched
Speaker:like I feel like they pump it full of preservatives
Speaker:unnecessarily well
Speaker:so people have terrible GI health
Speaker:so
Speaker:a lot of patients struggle with like bowel movements
Speaker:are you saying that take a long time to poop
Speaker:because they have such an unhealthy
Speaker:low fiber diet
Speaker:exercise increases blood flow and oxygen everywhere
Speaker:helps with bowel stimulation
Speaker:helps with more regularity
Speaker:so if you're stagnant and you have poor diet
Speaker:you're gonna be in the bathroom for a long time
Speaker:but he said something different
Speaker:he did so you're saying I'm doing okay
Speaker:maybe my dad's pretty good because I'm in and out
Speaker:good sign yeah
Speaker:you should never have to strain
Speaker:you want your poo to come out and be curved
Speaker:like you want it to be like a C or s shape
Speaker:and you don't want it to like
Speaker:be floating and like greasy
Speaker:like a nice kerplunk is okay
Speaker:I got a double kerplunk today
Speaker:and I
Speaker:feel like my I would equated for using the phone call
Speaker:this is really gone farther than it has
Speaker:we should have we shouldn't have done this
Speaker:but I feel like my phone calls like hey
Speaker:just calling someone real quick
Speaker:what's a double kerplunk anyone
Speaker:I'm sorry I said that
Speaker:did you just coax out the second half
Speaker:it was it was one followed by another
Speaker:like when you see a bear in the wild and you're like
Speaker:oh it's a cub Ew oh my gosh
Speaker:I didn't even see that
Speaker:how did you just insulted a bear cub
Speaker:but I think my calls are like hey
Speaker:you got a second hang up
Speaker:some people they're on hold of American Airlines okay
Speaker:during the holiday season
Speaker:so that's why I said
Speaker:you want like the other answer or the medical one
Speaker:I think a lot of people me included
Speaker:if you want personal space
Speaker:you go to work and you're like
Speaker:I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Speaker:your boss isn't gonna be like listening in
Speaker:if you want to make a phone call
Speaker:or you wanna go on Instagram for five minutes
Speaker:you sit in there and you
Speaker:maybe you don't even have to pee
Speaker:but you go in there for a break
Speaker:I feel like guys notoriously do it way more than girls
Speaker:though like if they do poop they stay in there
Speaker:they don't flush the toilet
Speaker:they just sit in their filth like half hour goes by
Speaker:you're saying it's not medical
Speaker:it's shirking responsibility
Speaker:I think so it's trying to get personal time right
Speaker:so you have kids and they won't leave you alone
Speaker:so you say well
Speaker:I have to go poop hopefully they'll leave you alone
Speaker:they often won't you lock the door
Speaker:but it's a grab your phone
Speaker:you send a couple emails no one wants to be around that
Speaker:so they give some time but what I don't understand is
Speaker:the guys who do poop and then stay there and smell it
Speaker:and they're fine with it playing on the phone
Speaker:what are you doing for 20 minutes
Speaker:you can't flush while you're smelling all of it
Speaker:like isn't that disgusting
Speaker:yeah but you know why you can't flush it
Speaker:is it everyone out and out here knows you're done
Speaker:they go where's dad sit going out here
Speaker:bear cub filth yeah
Speaker:but I think you're right
Speaker:I think it's the craziness of the world
Speaker:and it gives you a
Speaker:it gives you a breather at a time when no one's gonna
Speaker:like barge in the bathroom
Speaker:where's if you're doing anything else
Speaker:somebody might commit to a nick
Speaker:I think you need some personal time
Speaker:is what the answer is I think you're feeling that
Speaker:that is a moment where you're getting that breather
Speaker:yeah and you're taking that time to yourself
Speaker:and I don't think there's anything wrong with it
Speaker:oh I've definitely lied and said I had to
Speaker:go take a huge dump you know
Speaker:one of the best things to get out of work
Speaker:like if you're like
Speaker:I just I don't wanna be here today yeah
Speaker:if you're like oh
Speaker:I feel like I'm gonna throw up they'll be like oh
Speaker:you eat something bad are you pregnant
Speaker:haha go back to work
Speaker:I Learned
Speaker:the more gruesome you are with your description
Speaker:the quicker your bosses to leave you alone
Speaker:they don't anymore so I just I'm like
Speaker:you know what I just blew ass oh jeez
Speaker:dripping everywhere
Speaker:I gotta go home Erica and then they're like
Speaker:oh oh go because it's so embarrassing
Speaker:no one would actually admit that to lie about
Speaker:now I have a question yes
Speaker:you got the day off yes you got the day off
Speaker:but now people throw up and they see you okay
Speaker:low price to pay so next question
Speaker:hey Jamie and Doctor Erica
Speaker:this is Tommy I'm calling from Greenville
Speaker:South Carolina and I have a question
Speaker:it's related to the Olympics
Speaker:you know how they just last week
Speaker:they listed their intimacy ban on athletes
Speaker:during the Olympics first of all
Speaker:how would they even enforce that
Speaker:I don't know how to do that
Speaker:but my question actually is
Speaker:involved with their performance
Speaker:so if athletes are having sex
Speaker:is that gonna impact their performance
Speaker:when it comes time to compete in their athletic events
Speaker:I've I've heard arguments on both sides
Speaker:and I was just wondering if that's a myth or not
Speaker:love to know your opinion thanks
Speaker:okay I love this question
Speaker:yeah no
Speaker:for reals like because yep
Speaker:athletic performance
Speaker:tied to sexual activity is such a hot topic
Speaker:like truly cause you'll have people split on both ways
Speaker:but in general the doctor answer
Speaker:oh what
Speaker:did you wanna say something
Speaker:no I'm very curious because we'll go ahead
Speaker:you go ahead and you tell me what you think
Speaker:and then I'll tell you the answer
Speaker:please don't lose your train of thought
Speaker:I got promise I got all the bear cubs lined up
Speaker:well
Speaker:I was just thinking when you're a boxer or a fighter
Speaker:even when I was doing my amateurish
Speaker:little wrestling kind of stuff
Speaker:for jiu jitsu no sex day out
Speaker:they say you need that energy
Speaker:was that my choice or because no one wanted us
Speaker:no I mean
Speaker:it's like you're not
Speaker:even if you have a girlfriend or something
Speaker:you know oh
Speaker:you mean with me son of a bitch
Speaker:miss that
Speaker:miss that one but the day of
Speaker:you said I think day of yeah
Speaker:you even know I don't get personal
Speaker:I have a stand up comedy role
Speaker:yes you have a very strict rule
Speaker:I do four hours before getting on stage
Speaker:no shenanigans hmm yeah
Speaker:it's weird sharing that rule with someone else
Speaker:that used to be just a rule ahead of myself
Speaker:yeah give your hands a break
Speaker:so what is the why do that
Speaker:it's a real thing I feel like it affects um
Speaker:we talked about this yes
Speaker:but what is your don't lose your thought
Speaker:please tell me I'm not losing my thought
Speaker:but we've talked about this before
Speaker:in general
Speaker:it's interesting that men after sex usually get tired
Speaker:yeah women after sex
Speaker:a lot of them surveyed actually have more energy yeah
Speaker:they don't wanna go straight to bed
Speaker:they're wide awake so with athletes
Speaker:I think the so the bit
Speaker:the best thing is
Speaker:cardiovascular activity with sex is fantastic
Speaker:it gets your heart racing
Speaker:your blood flowing your oxygen
Speaker:so in essence
Speaker:you're doing another activity for a star performer
Speaker:they're just getting their heart rate up again
Speaker:it's like they're doing a quick workout
Speaker:but what if I have a coach
Speaker:we push back a little bit
Speaker:I'm in the Olympics I'm not just going to some track me
Speaker:I'm in the Olympics I have a coach
Speaker:this is my whole life all of our exercises
Speaker:we go to the we got the CO2 max
Speaker:we got the you run at this man for this to warm up
Speaker:whatever
Speaker:you can't look at sex we don't know
Speaker:there's so many parameters for sex
Speaker:how long is it what if the girl's really big
Speaker:and you're having sex for a long time
Speaker:but what if what if
Speaker:hold on you are
Speaker:you're not attracted to her
Speaker:just maybe last longer I have no idea and um
Speaker:I'm just saying it's like an
Speaker:it's it's an
Speaker:it's an unscientific exercise
Speaker:that might cause you to possibly overtrain
Speaker:before your event
Speaker:that's not part of unless you're telling the trainer
Speaker:I might have sex for 20 minutes
Speaker:I feel like it's a non exact
Speaker:I feel like you don't think you're wrong
Speaker:because you're having
Speaker:Olympic City has nothing but elite athletes
Speaker:so everyone's gonna be in incredible overall
Speaker:peak physical shape
Speaker:but you don't think they have these regimens
Speaker:beautiful bodies
Speaker:well of course they're beautiful
Speaker:so you just had a bigger girl
Speaker:I couldn't spectator
Speaker:no what about athletes having sex with other athletes
Speaker:you're just hooking up with a random spectator okay
Speaker:okay so in the hotels where they all share it
Speaker:athletes having sex with their athletes
Speaker:I'm still saying there's too many variables okay
Speaker:we got these guys hooked up with on you know
Speaker:maybe they're on a treadmill they got note hooked up
Speaker:this is a very random
Speaker:what if we go too hard and we're tired for our event
Speaker:cause it wasn't well I agreed
Speaker:no sexual activity
Speaker:at least a few hours prior to an event
Speaker:would probably be the most favorable thing to do
Speaker:because you will be exhausted
Speaker:you will have expended a lot of energy
Speaker:it's caloric expenditure
Speaker:so you're going to be fatigued
Speaker:you can get muscle cramps you can get dehydration
Speaker:you're gonna have to hydrate and then prepare for the
Speaker:event so
Speaker:I would absolutely say
Speaker:you should avoid it right before
Speaker:or at least a few hours before
Speaker:but here's the other thing yeah
Speaker:what happens
Speaker:when you tell people they can't do something
Speaker:they um
Speaker:rotate them normally wait
Speaker:you're so but they're telling them they can
Speaker:so you're saying now that
Speaker:what if you just say you can't have sex
Speaker:to all of these athletes yeah
Speaker:what are they gonna wanna do
Speaker:Erica
Speaker:no means no when someone tells me I can't have sex
Speaker:I do what they want well
Speaker:they're telling them they can have sex now they are
Speaker:but there was a ban right
Speaker:so my point was when the ban was in place
Speaker:this is why I honestly think it was probably lifted 1
Speaker:it's ridiculous rule
Speaker:you're an adult if you wanna have sex have sex
Speaker:but what do you think is going on in their minds right
Speaker:they're training mentally
Speaker:just as much as they are physically
Speaker:so if you see someone and you're like
Speaker:I wanna hook up with them
Speaker:and they look at you and they're like
Speaker:I wanna hook up with you too
Speaker:but we can't
Speaker:are you focused on swimming 100 meters or are you like
Speaker:man I just wanna have sex with this person
Speaker:it's a great point
Speaker:so you could be distracted either way
Speaker:it's gonna we're gonna run into some issues
Speaker:I think the biggest thing is
Speaker:if you have a whole regiment of like
Speaker:what you eat and how you mentally
Speaker:like meditate and prepare for your athletic event
Speaker:and how much sleep you have to get the night before and
Speaker:you know all of the stuff that you would do yeah
Speaker:add sex to that regimen and up until that point
Speaker:do whatever you want
Speaker:I totally agree with you I'm just saying
Speaker:I don't know how if he had a girlfriend or something
Speaker:I could see we schedule it but I'm just wondering
Speaker:random hookup how do we calculate
Speaker:maybe they should only be allowed to do it
Speaker:after their event or like 2 days before
Speaker:can we take some all you just after
Speaker:because then again you're mentally
Speaker:if you're super distracted on the other person
Speaker:you might get mind fucked
Speaker:because you couldn't actually do
Speaker:you know
Speaker:8 years ago they wouldn't even let you mind fuck
Speaker:that was also lifted everything you're saying is true
Speaker:but you know who would vehemently agree
Speaker:disagree with you
Speaker:everything you're saying is 100% true but in the moment
Speaker:you know who might disagree
Speaker:my dick like your dick has a mind of its own
Speaker:and it doesn't listen and it's like
Speaker:we don't care
Speaker:we'll be fine but if you are a regimented athlete
Speaker:you're going to know a couple hours before your event
Speaker:you are not gonna mess up
Speaker:four years of training for a quick hook up
Speaker:I don't know if you're told you absolutely can't
Speaker:and the person walks in and you're like
Speaker:it's now or never then you will
Speaker:but if you're allowed to do whatever you want
Speaker:before or after you're an adult
Speaker:what um what Olympic
Speaker:I you I know your
Speaker:your boyfriend knows nothing about the Olympics
Speaker:like for instance I don't even know
Speaker:so is it the Summer Olympics coming up
Speaker:when the summer is coming up yes
Speaker:so that usually coincides with it
Speaker:who do you think is it gonna be
Speaker:is it Paris yeah
Speaker:yeah did you also hear
Speaker:they're not gonna have air conditioning
Speaker:yes I did see that yeah
Speaker:but that's just France being France
Speaker:when I lived there they had no air conditioning
Speaker:and you just had to deal with it
Speaker:and it was in the summer and it was over 100 degrees
Speaker:huh yeah
Speaker:I lived in a an attic space that I rented out
Speaker:and it was extremely hot
Speaker:the windows on the ceiling so you got no airflow
Speaker:I'm sure they'll take care of the athletes
Speaker:to make sure that they don't overheat
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:it says they designed the buildings in their defense
Speaker:they say they designed the building
Speaker:so they'd be comfortable places to live in the summer
Speaker:even without air conditioning yeah
Speaker:of course you have maximal airflow
Speaker:you don't want to have heat stroke victims
Speaker:for your prize athletes yeah
Speaker:you know what I think is very interesting
Speaker:I watched a documentary
Speaker:and I can't remember what it was on
Speaker:but it was so it was about the Olympics
Speaker:like years and years and years only likes not just one
Speaker:yeah but they had this part where they talked about how
Speaker:cities like how corrupt it is to um
Speaker:do the lottery to get the Olympics right
Speaker:oh hell yeah right
Speaker:but like so many people want it
Speaker:but there was one year where nobody wanted it
Speaker:because it was so expensive
Speaker:to build all this infrastructure yeah
Speaker:and some of these third world countries that are like
Speaker:championing for it
Speaker:Wanna get all these sponsors to come in
Speaker:and they make all of this money from like tourism sure
Speaker:then they're like wait a minute
Speaker:we're gonna have these huge
Speaker:like soccer stadiums or whatever
Speaker:next to an impoverished town where people are starving
Speaker:we have all these people come in
Speaker:pump it full of money
Speaker:but then they leave
Speaker:and we have all of these decrepited bandit buildings
Speaker:so I actually like what Paris did
Speaker:what they do well
Speaker:because this is a reusable living space
Speaker:after the games are over they can actually recycle that
Speaker:and rent it out to anyone in the city
Speaker:I got a question for you
Speaker:I don't know what they're doing
Speaker:as far as all of the event spaces though
Speaker:if they're building things up
Speaker:but I just think it's interesting how um
Speaker:financially motivated of course
Speaker:motivated like the Super Bowl
Speaker:like everything right
Speaker:but I mean like a city that wants a Super Bowl same
Speaker:same kind of thing you get all the commerce and no
Speaker:but that's different
Speaker:I said I hate it because I feel like they
Speaker:oh okay
Speaker:I guess I don't know anything about that but like
Speaker:did they where is the Super Bowl
Speaker:I think they do the same thing
Speaker:it's all over petition for it yeah
Speaker:oh cause you
Speaker:but it's already a stadium that's built right
Speaker:they don't build one just for the Super Bowl right
Speaker:right like that would be wasteful
Speaker:well then I don't hate the Super Bowl
Speaker:I thought you were saying that
Speaker:they built stuff just for it oh no
Speaker:just the city buys for the right to have it
Speaker:so they can have all the people come in
Speaker:and the I don't know
Speaker:think about what do you what do you watch and um
Speaker:what is the big summer
Speaker:is that like running gymnastics women's gymnastics
Speaker:duh have the most sex the legal ones right
Speaker:hottest athlete as is this volleyball I said gymnastics
Speaker:yeah aren't those attractive women
Speaker:why would they be playing volleyball if I just oh
Speaker:I jumped it
Speaker:I jumped from I was thinking hottest athletes
Speaker:you gotta go volleyball
Speaker:have you ever seen a volleyball tournament
Speaker:I was watching for an hour once I got
Speaker:there's a ball in a net
Speaker:I don't even realize what's going on
Speaker:did you know some of the players on
Speaker:in a certain country refuse to wear a bikini bottom
Speaker:and wore shorts like really
Speaker:I'd love to see their vagina
Speaker:oh no they would do what Jamie
Speaker:I would think
Speaker:they should all take off their bikini bottoms
Speaker:I fall for this I've not heard of this in full support
Speaker:they shouldn't have to wear bikini bottoms
Speaker:that's crazy
Speaker:I agree with that why don't they make the Marathon
Speaker:male Marathon runners wear a jockstrap
Speaker:most attractive male summer of an athlete
Speaker:in your opinion
Speaker:what do you think
Speaker:I give you some of the events uh we got
Speaker:I don't think gymnasts are the most attractive
Speaker:I think they're too muscley
Speaker:like they're amazing and they're wonderful
Speaker:and I could never do anything
Speaker:but you're saying like the most attractive body
Speaker:archery
Speaker:I was reading something with like shot put badminton
Speaker:did you know badminton is a well okay
Speaker:so this here's the other thing
Speaker:there's
Speaker:there's events that I'm just like really like soccer
Speaker:I love soccer more than any other sport
Speaker:that's the one I played I'm obsessed with it
Speaker:World Cup is my thing yeah
Speaker:but then it's like Olympics also
Speaker:why can't we just opt out and be like
Speaker:let's just do the World Cup
Speaker:why do we also have to do soccer in the Olympics
Speaker:yeah I don't dare take my um
Speaker:or like do they do football or or yeah
Speaker:yeah they do football
Speaker:that's also flag football
Speaker:that's hilarious that's strange right
Speaker:and there's um shootings
Speaker:I know Super Bowl doesn't include other countries yeah
Speaker:that's true so that's fine
Speaker:but most countries don't play football
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:I just feel like sometimes it's duplicitous
Speaker:okay but back to your question uh
Speaker:the hottest male athlete golfer
Speaker:boxer no
Speaker:beach volleyball yeah
Speaker:yeah agree
Speaker:you know why
Speaker:because they expect them to also be shirtless
Speaker:and pretty much naked yeah
Speaker:yeah they know that they're gonna be on TV
Speaker:looking like beach volleyball is
Speaker:they have to be has very little to do with the sport
Speaker:I know and I'd like them to have clothes on
Speaker:I don't watch Olympics to like get my rocks off
Speaker:did I tell you the thing
Speaker:I have a ton of respect for them
Speaker:like swimmers wearing their tiny little things
Speaker:yes makes sense no
Speaker:I was his swimmers hot or not hot Michael Phelps
Speaker:hot guy they're all in great shape right
Speaker:not a fan okay
Speaker:no I'm just saying
Speaker:that makes sense to have limited clothing
Speaker:because they don't want the resistance in the water
Speaker:oh for speed yeah
Speaker:but I don't understand that in most other sports same
Speaker:what's the least attractive
Speaker:um summer sport table tennis
Speaker:imagine those guys wearing
Speaker:bikini bottoms
Speaker:table tennis you know what the most mistake
Speaker:if you had to bang someone on the Olympics
Speaker:you know what the most risky would be
Speaker:fencing you know why
Speaker:if you don't know what they look like
Speaker:love is blind cause yeah
Speaker:if you like love is blind oh God
Speaker:I had no idea that guy's a good fencer
Speaker:but I like track and field
Speaker:not for I'm not I'm saying like watching it
Speaker:I like watching track and field
Speaker:I think it's fascinating but women's gymnastics
Speaker:I grew up on that I love that weightlifting
Speaker:you ever get into the weightlifting
Speaker:I enjoy the weightlifting
Speaker:sometimes
Speaker:little wrestling every time
Speaker:I badminton thing that happened with um
Speaker:my son he is
Speaker:he's a freshman playing on the varsity basketball team
Speaker:I was very proud as his dad
Speaker:that's great and it's the team at the school right
Speaker:like it's a his actual school that he goes to
Speaker:it's a school team it's not like a extracurricular side
Speaker:one of those comp teams
Speaker:this is like a the schools basketball team
Speaker:and it's weird there's like
Speaker:some sort of disconnect between the communication with
Speaker:like the gym teacher and the basketball team
Speaker:there's almost like a competitiveness sometimes
Speaker:he's like hey
Speaker:you missed this math test and he's like yeah
Speaker:it was the school drove me to a game
Speaker:of course I missed math class
Speaker:it was like a little bit of a communication disconnect
Speaker:and he went into
Speaker:we had a made of a parent teacher conference
Speaker:oh I'm sure you were nice
Speaker:I have trouble in these I have a lot of trouble
Speaker:and the guy said he said the charm
Speaker:I shouldn't say my son's name right
Speaker:he said my son because I just feel like
Speaker:he's not taking badminton a serious
Speaker:as he feels like he should
Speaker:okay and I'm trying to be this guy's like probably
Speaker:you know this is a tough job he does
Speaker:he's gym teacher props to him
Speaker:so I'm giving him like ever
Speaker:and then he goes and I'm like yeah
Speaker:but I go my son's like practicing hours and hours a day
Speaker:like what is he being disrespectful
Speaker:and he goes no no
Speaker:he doesn't seem like he's focused
Speaker:and I'm like okay
Speaker:I'll talk to him and he goes
Speaker:listen man do you want
Speaker:you want your son to be at a like a family gathering
Speaker:say it's 4th of July and they go
Speaker:we're getting a badminton game together and he's
Speaker:he can't play he's out there
Speaker:he doesn't know what he's doing
Speaker:yeah and I go um
Speaker:not for nothing I go
Speaker:but I think that the reason we choose badminton
Speaker:at the 4th of July
Speaker:at the party is because everyone can play
Speaker:and there's no specialized training required to play
Speaker:Batman that's why the little thing floats down
Speaker:not like tennis where it can go whizzing by
Speaker:it's the little birdie it like flows down and I go
Speaker:my aunt is as good as me at Batman
Speaker:that's the kind of sport this is
Speaker:I think we're gonna be okay
Speaker:I'm sure that went over well
Speaker:yeah and then he um haha
Speaker:I forgot what happened after that
Speaker:but everything's fine but I just
Speaker:I just thought it was I just thought it was
Speaker:which it's funny when rules
Speaker:I want this guy he should be respected
Speaker:he should be but I feel like if you go
Speaker:oh man
Speaker:this kid's practicing like so much
Speaker:wow if he even gives it a little bit of effort
Speaker:I know he played two hours last night
Speaker:like that's pretty cool who's an attitude problem
Speaker:I would be I have a lot of trouble
Speaker:I do trouble like watching a
Speaker:I would have trouble like
Speaker:if you think about when you're a kid and there's like
Speaker:a teacher issue with like
Speaker:you and the teacher
Speaker:and when you went home to your parents
Speaker:and you talked to them
Speaker:I felt like my parents were always on the teacher side
Speaker:they were always in the school side
Speaker:you shouldn't have done that
Speaker:I find myself
Speaker:especially with like I know I have good kids
Speaker:I find myself on their side
Speaker:like I go man
Speaker:I feel like have you ever done the like okay yes
Speaker:I'm really sorry
Speaker:and then you walk in the car and you high five your kid
Speaker:and you're like yeah
Speaker:they were wrong that's kind of what I did
Speaker:it's kind of the as good as it gets move
Speaker:where DiCaprio pretends to be the
Speaker:he impersonates the substitute teacher
Speaker:and his dad's like I can't believe he would do that
Speaker:and on the way out he's like
Speaker:he's psyched for him that's the wrong movie yeah
Speaker:Catch Me If you can
Speaker:excuse the cats like I'm terrible at um
Speaker:terrible movie stuff
Speaker:great answers though I think um
Speaker:I don't know the Olympics thing
Speaker:I like your answer
Speaker:I think there's no way to really tell
Speaker:I predict because of what you said about men and women
Speaker:that this year's Summer Olympics
Speaker:all the men are gonna be very sleepy
Speaker:I think some of the Marathon runners might take a nap
Speaker:at some point laying on the beach from all the sex
Speaker:women lots of energy right
Speaker:and I feel like the country that gets a gold medal
Speaker:is gonna be the country with the most losers
Speaker:you know why they're home
Speaker:they're not having sex they're just focused on winning
Speaker:well then maybe it was a strategic move by France
Speaker:so the France could
Speaker:maybe France like quietly told all their players
Speaker:like the banners lifted for everyone
Speaker:but you
Speaker:these um is it crazy that you could be
Speaker:you ready for one
Speaker:isn't it crazy that we could be at a bar
Speaker:and you go like oh
Speaker:what do you do for work and I go
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:I'm right now I'm an Olympic athlete you like shit
Speaker:that's amazing and you're like
Speaker:what kind and I go
Speaker:ping pong squash
Speaker:what's the worst summer Olympic sport
Speaker:well I least amount of talent
Speaker:I have respect for everybody
Speaker:but the one that sailing is one sailing that's hard
Speaker:it's hard but how do you watch that
Speaker:they just say those don't sell away
Speaker:you know where they go
Speaker:what one do you think is like so easy
Speaker:like it shouldn't be like a worldwide competition
Speaker:I would say badminton
Speaker:I would say badminton cause you know what
Speaker:do you know that when I
Speaker:it's just like a bit I swear to God it's true
Speaker:what when I was so good at table tennis when I was
Speaker:in high school
Speaker:that I tried to find a college that had table tennis
Speaker:is it possible I want to be on the table tennis team
Speaker:and then I lost all ability
Speaker:I tried to play again recently and it's gone
Speaker:it's just like it does it just goes away
Speaker:well anyway
Speaker:I'm looking forward to the canoe sprint this year
Speaker:that's not one and is that really one
Speaker:yeah yeah
Speaker:there's a sport called baseball softball
Speaker:make up your mind motherfuckers which is it
Speaker:basketball is gonna be fun this year
Speaker:that's one that I don't like
Speaker:what can we do tournaments with
Speaker:let's do a World Cup before basketball
Speaker:I wanna see all the stars playing together
Speaker:it's really fun
Speaker:you know get all the stars in the teams together
Speaker:like the all star team I know
Speaker:but I'm saying let's do like a World Cup for it
Speaker:like wouldn't be fun like in a couple of months
Speaker:we have the World Cup of basketball
Speaker:and then a few months
Speaker:later World Cup of soccer and then a few months later
Speaker:the World Cup of
Speaker:I don't know I'm be honest
Speaker:I don't know I'm being very quiet
Speaker:cause I don't understand what's happening
Speaker:you mean that would be like someone from the world
Speaker:I don't understand why tennis
Speaker:we have Wimbledon we have all of these
Speaker:like what's the Olympics then if
Speaker:why do we have to have that as well
Speaker:it's a bunch of World Cups right
Speaker:what's the difference so why can't we just do one
Speaker:why can't we have soccer just in the World Cup
Speaker:and not also in the Olympics
Speaker:what do you gotta do twice
Speaker:I don't I imagine it has something to do with money
Speaker:at the end of the day I don't know
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:I had one time I told you
Speaker:and I think you told me this happened to you once
Speaker:I had gotten in very good shape
Speaker:I was just like but really doing a lot of weightlifting
Speaker:like not as much peloton
Speaker:I was just trying to get like jacked for a while
Speaker:I don't know why
Speaker:and I went in there in that thing for the ladies
Speaker:for the ladies more for myself
Speaker:honestly and some of the other guys at the gym
Speaker:for the dudes for the dudes
Speaker:for the dudes and I went in there
Speaker:and they told me I was obese cause of my BMI
Speaker:oh yeah
Speaker:body mass index
Speaker:I did that once to somebody I felt so stupid
Speaker:you did you know I did I I wanna swear I was so mad
Speaker:it made me so mad cause I was working so hard
Speaker:that the lady comes in and she goes
Speaker:doctors gonna put you in a weight loss program I go
Speaker:what are you talking about
Speaker:I go I I'm honest
Speaker:but I've never been in better shape
Speaker:like I wasn't ripped her but I was like 89% body fat
Speaker:yeah and he came in he was like buddy
Speaker:we can all stand those compounds and I I flex my
Speaker:you rip your shirt I did I go ahead
Speaker:I go look at my hands yeah
Speaker:I go look at my hands and he goes
Speaker:he goes he goes
Speaker:I'm sorry I'm the one that need to lose weight
Speaker:that's what he said I've said that to people too
