Alabama Bama is back on the line, and this time she's serving up some wild stories from her glory days, which definitely didn’t involve any oat milk or fringe jackets! While we're all drooling over Coachella vibes, Bama takes us on a hilarious trip down memory lane, recalling her rockin' days as a groupie chasing Def Leppard. I mean, who needs Instagram when you've got the Inquirer and a bunch of warrants, right? 😂 And just when you think she’s done, she drops a bomb about old Rod Stewart hitting the road again, and trust me, she’s ready to bring back the fishnets and make some questionable choices! So grab your snacks and get comfy because this chat is all about fun, nostalgia, and a sprinkle of that Alabama spice!
Takeaways:
Alabama Bama spills the tea on festival vibes, calling Coachella a shampoo commercial!
Bama reminisces about wild groupie days, wearing less than legally allowed, lol!
Forget oat milk, Bama's all about finding fishnets and making questionable choices!
Bama's idea of engagement includes warrants; influencer life ain't for everyone!
Rod Stewart in spandex? Bama's planning some serious bad decisions, y'all!
No Instagram back in Bama's heyday, just a wild lifestyle and some sheriff snapshots!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker A:
It's Haystack.
Speaker A:
It is time for my favorite time of the week, my favorite phone call of the week, as we chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker A:
Bama joins us on the phone.
Speaker A:
And, Bama, it's.
Speaker A:
It's festival season at this point.
Speaker A:
I saw on my smart TV something about Coachella being live streamed on YouTube.
Speaker A:
Everyone seems to be talking about Coachella right now.
Speaker B:
Oh, yeah, Coachella.
Speaker B:
I seen it, Haystack.
Speaker B:
All them unions is out there wearing fringe jackets and drinking lavender oat milk like they're in some kind of shampoo commercial.
Speaker A:
Well, that's a.
Speaker A:
It's a pretty accurate description, I guess.
Speaker B:
Oh, shoot.
Speaker B:
Whenever I was a groupie chasing deaf leopard around the country, I was wearing as little as legally permitted and drinking a fifth of jack before noon.
Speaker A:
Oh, no, that sounds.
Speaker A:
That sounds pretty intense.
Speaker B:
It was a lifestyle haystack, and we didn't have no Instagram back then neither.
Speaker A:
Okay, all right, well, so how did you document it, then?
Speaker B:
Oh, I got photographed aplenty by the Inquirer and the Broward County Sheriff's Department.
Speaker A:
Now, Bama, that's.
Speaker A:
That's not exactly influencer content.
Speaker B:
You speak for yourself.
Speaker B:
I had reach and engagement.
Speaker B:
Mostly warrants, but still.
Speaker A:
Okay, okay, fair point.
Speaker A:
You were under the influence too.
Speaker A:
But are you thinking about heading out to Coachella this year?
Speaker B:
Oh, please.
Speaker B:
I don't do that oat milk stuff.
Speaker B:
But I did just see that Roger Stewart is back out on a tour, and he might be wearing spandex.
Speaker A:
Oh, no.
Speaker B:
Old habits die hard.
Speaker B:
Hey, Stuck.
Speaker B:
I gotta go find my fish nets and make me some bad decisions.
Speaker A:
Oh, no.
Speaker A:
I had a feeling that was coming.
Speaker B:
You better believe it.
Speaker B:
I may come up there and see old Rod when he's at that amphitheater up there in your backyard.
