Sam has spent years trying to get Nathan to watch Gremlins 2: The New Batch. At last, Nathan gives in, and filmmaker and actor Diana Porter joins them to sort through the chaos at Clamp Tower.
Is Joe Dante’s 1990 sequel a gleeful act of creative rebellion, or does it throw away so many rules that there’s nothing left to hold onto? Nathan, Sam, and Diana get into the Looney Tunes nature of this film, Daniel Clamp, the parade of new Gremlins, and the movie’s habit of turning everything, including itself, into a joke.
Diana also talks about her path from acting to directing, her collaborations with Michael Wisler, and their short films Subscribed, The Rewind, and Proxy. To close out the episode, all three reveal their Top 5 Movie Monsters, with picks ranging from childhood nightmares to creatures that still make them afraid to go in the water.
Find Diana’s work at elazonfilms.com
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In the dying embers of human existence.
Speaker A:As the asteroid, a behemoth the size of Texas, hurdles relentlessly toward Earth, the world braces for an apocalyptic end.
Speaker A:Deep beneath the bunker, a refuge plunges into the bowels of the earth.
Speaker A:Here the chosen gather, their purpose clear to preserve the very soul of our civilization.
Speaker A:The 35 and 70 millimeter prints that encapsulate the magic, the emotion and the dreams of generations past.
Speaker A:These masterpieces, each frame a testament to the human spirit, are carefully cataloged and cradled in the cavernous confines of the bunker.
Speaker A:Perhaps there was room for more, for friends and family yearning for salvation.
Speaker A:But sacrifices must be made.
Speaker A:The movie nerds stand united, the keepers of a flame, promising a future where the art of storytelling endures, transcending the boundaries of time and space.
Speaker B:God help us all.
Speaker C:Welcome to Back to the Frame Rate, a proud production of the Western Media Podcast Network.
Speaker C:In this cinematic crusade, we journey through films on VOD and streaming platforms, deciding their fate, salvation in our vault of legends, or eternal banishment to the flames of the coming asteroid apocalypse.
Speaker C:You can find all of our episodes of our show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or your favorite podcast app.
Speaker C:Or find us on our social media channels.
Speaker C:Back to the Frame Rate.
Speaker C:I am Nathan Shure and joining me from the top floor of Clamp Tower, where he's Currently green lighting Gremlin 7 Gizmo goes to Cabo Sam Cole.
Speaker A:Greetings Nathan.
Speaker A:It is such a pleasure to be here.
Speaker A:I would even go as far as to say that it fills my soul with mirth.
Speaker C:Cheers.
Speaker C:Good to have you again.
Speaker C:And also on the show this week we have a guest.
Speaker C:She is an award winning filmmaker and actor.
Speaker C:Her films have been screened at some very prestigious festivals including the Rhode Island International Film Festival, Boston Underground Genre Blast and Sci Fi London.
Speaker C:She is known for creating evocative sci fi thrillers with her creative partner Michael Whistler and and is currently in development on their feature film Code Demon.
Speaker C:But I simply know her as one of the best and most skilled New England filmmakers we have and someone I've known for probably a good 13 years or more.
Speaker C:I think we go back to the first Obama administration possibly.
Speaker C:But we welcome Diana Porter to the show.
Speaker B:Thank you so much.
Speaker B:I also during.
Speaker B:During the show intro, I was thinking I also co authored a comic book about getting through or not getting through the apocalypse with a toddler.
Speaker A:Oh wow.
Speaker B:It's an anthology of five different stories.
Speaker B:Each one a different, I wish end of the world scenario.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You still can.
Speaker C:Yeah, come in handy.
Speaker C:I had like A two and a half year old during that.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker A:But this is good.
Speaker A:You already bring experience to the bunker because you have knowledge.
Speaker A:We actually in the past had co hosts, but the apocalypse got them.
Speaker A:They wandered out to the land and we don't know where they went and, but see, you, you know, so, like, you may survive.
Speaker B:I have studied up.
Speaker B:I am the person you want in your survival group.
Speaker B:I'll.
Speaker B:I'll say that much.
Speaker A:100%.
Speaker C:Fantastic.
Speaker C:Well, you're always welcome to join us in the bunker, Diana.
Speaker C:And you know what?
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker C:I am ashamed to admit this, Sam.
Speaker C:After so many years, we have had co, you know, co hosts that have been women on the show.
Speaker C:You are our first female guest though, on the show.
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker A:That's true.
Speaker C:That is true.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:You gotta work on that.
Speaker C:This has been a sausage factory for so long and.
Speaker A:All right, I'm gonna be on the, on the, with the PR department guys.
Speaker B:I got some names for you.
Speaker B:I got some good guests that you can line up.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:So Diana, I know we, we introduced you a little bit on, on what your background is.
Speaker C:Is there any.
Speaker C:First of all, can you just tell us a tad more about your life as a.
Speaker C:Doing a filmmaker for a moment or two and how long you've been doing this, why you got into this crazy industry?
Speaker B:Yeah, well, a few years after I had, when I had my son, I left the office workforce and thought I was just going to be a stay at home mom.
Speaker B:And very quickly figured out that job is not for me.
Speaker B:I love being a mother.
Speaker B:I absolutely adore being a mother.
Speaker B:I love my son so much.
Speaker B:But it, it is being a stay at home, 100% full time parent is its own job.
Speaker B:And it was not the job for me.
Speaker B:I get so defensive about that.
Speaker B:But I had a, an epiphany that of all the things that I gave up, the thing that I missed the most was acting.
Speaker B:I'd always done it as a hobby.
Speaker B:And I said to my husband, well, you know, we saved up and we planned for me to not have an income.
Speaker B:How about I have a job and still no income.
Speaker B:I'll an actor.
Speaker B:But fortunately, within a few months, I had already landed my first large role.
Speaker B:It was an ensemble cast in a feature film.
Speaker B:It just kind of took off from there.
Speaker B:I started doing commercials.
Speaker B: And by: Speaker B:The, the pandemic changed a lot.
Speaker B: But in: Speaker B:And she kn.
Speaker B:I had acted, of course, but also written and produced.
Speaker B:And she said, you need to direct.
Speaker B:So I want you to be in this anthology be.
Speaker B:And you'll be the first time director.
Speaker B:Everybody else is seasoned.
Speaker B:And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker B:And I did.
Speaker B:I made my very first film.
Speaker B:It's very, very political.
Speaker B:It's about.
Speaker B: This was: Speaker B:Unthinkable, yeah.
Speaker B:So based a bit on my own experience of having miscarriages and the feelings and the horror that go along with that.
Speaker B:But then during the pandemic and I've worked on a few other things, some web series.
Speaker B:I directed a bunch of things in pretty short order.
Speaker B: And then in: Speaker B:I want you to star in it.
Speaker B:And I was like, of course.
Speaker B:And then he said, I also want you to direct because you haven't acted in anything that you also were directing.
Speaker B:And it was a pandemic.
Speaker B:I wasn't doing anything else.
Speaker B:So we kind of did it as a lark.
Speaker B:And that movie is subscribed.
Speaker B:It went on to.
Speaker B:It was in like 18 film festivals.
Speaker B:It won't so many awards, international awards.
Speaker B:It really, we.
Speaker B:It shocked us.
Speaker B:We did not expect any of it, but it really struck a chord with everybody.
Speaker B:And everybody.
Speaker B:When you're.
Speaker B:When you make a film and it's on the festival circuit, everybody says, what's next?
Speaker B:What's next?
Speaker B:What's next?
Speaker B:And then we made another sci fi short, this one starring Dustin Tuber and Anna Rizzo.
Speaker B:I'm in it as well, called the Rewind.
Speaker B:And we actually got an executive producer on that one and that one's even more successful.
Speaker B:And we just.
Speaker B:Right now we have our third short film collaboration called Proxy.
Speaker B:It's played in three festivals so far and it won the first prize for New England, the New England Film Festival award.
Speaker B:At Flickers, Rhode Island International Film Festival, which is an Academy Award qualifying festival.
Speaker B:It was pretty like that we got in, was like, oh my God.
Speaker B:And then I didn't even go to the awards ceremony.
Speaker B:I was like, we're not gonna win.
Speaker B:Is.
Speaker B:You know, it's a little bit of a. I'm doing a lot of driving.
Speaker B:These are long days.
Speaker B:I'm gonna give Myself the morning off and.
Speaker B:And then my lead actress, the amazing Leah, texted me.
Speaker B:She's like, oh, you guys won.
Speaker B:Where are you?
Speaker B:So it's been amazing.
Speaker B:It's been amazing.
Speaker B:And really, directing is the thing I feel like I never realized I was always headed towards.
Speaker B:I've always loved getting to know people.
Speaker B:I've always loved collaborating with people and telling stories.
Speaker B:And it feels like collage on its ultimate level to me.
Speaker B:Bringing together the sound and the picture and the people and the story and making all of that into this beautiful symphony.
Speaker B:It brings me so much joy and getting to shine a light on the amazing, talented people that are out there.
Speaker B:When I look at a movie, I never see it as my work.
Speaker B:I'm always seeing, like, oh, my God, I'm so lucky to have such great actors.
Speaker B:Oh, my art director is so brilliant.
Speaker B:And I just feel so lucky.
Speaker B:And everybody I work with, I adore.
Speaker B:Like, we've gotten to a point now that we've got our team kind of, you know, together.
Speaker B:Like, we grow a little each time, but I love every single one of them.
Speaker B:I would help any of them move.
Speaker B:And they're just wonderful, creative, amazing people.
Speaker B:And I know they got my back, too, so that's wonderful, too.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker A:And with that team, as you guys did, like, develop together, do you sort of develop that.
Speaker A:That wonderful, like, communication, shorthand, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:You can just like, look at the person and it's like, I did it.
Speaker A:Yeah, we got it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Michael and I, especially, because we co direct, we co write, we co produce, we co direct, and we'll both be standing at the monitor and one of us will just sort of point at something and the other one will nod.
Speaker B:And then when we call cut, one of us goes to the camera department.
Speaker B:The other, it's usually he goes to the camera department and I handle art and the actors.
Speaker B:But we've already got this Vulcan mind meld going on that we both know what the other one wants from the other teams.
Speaker B:So he can.
Speaker B:He comes from editing and cinematography, so he's much more like, now we got to switch it over to 80 and let's throw it on the Dana Dolly.
Speaker B:Like, he has all of that down.
Speaker B:Whereas I come from an acting background, so I'm much more able to be like, okay, that was really great, but we're going to need to turn it up.
Speaker B:I want you to, you know.
Speaker B:And like.
Speaker B:And I can.
Speaker B:I've also been to so many acting classes.
Speaker B:And God bless Jack McDonald and all my other acting teachers and Heather Witte, for teaching me so many different ways to talk to actors, because each actor is unique and some respond to.
Speaker B:Like working with Leslie on.
Speaker B:She was in cup of Tea, a movie I did without Michael.
Speaker B:She.
Speaker B:I knew I could just say to her, okay, that was great.
Speaker B:I need you to be more pissed off.
Speaker B:And she'd say, okay, and she'd walk away.
Speaker B:And that was all she needed.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:Other actors, they need.
Speaker B:Okay, I need you to think about, like, he hit you earlier.
Speaker B:You need to remember that he hit you once and go about it that way and prompt them more.
Speaker B:And there's no right or wrong way to do it.
Speaker B:Except for some people who say they're method actors, and they're not actually method actors, they're just assholes.
Speaker B:But there's no wrong approach.
Speaker B:It's just, you know, every actor is a different instrument.
Speaker B:And you don't play a piano the way you would play the cello.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker A:That's what's fun about it, too, because it's like.
Speaker A:And, you know, in another career, it's like.
Speaker A:Or if there's one career, it's like, there's a very linear.
Speaker A:Like, there's one way to build a car properly.
Speaker A:But with act, with acting, it's like it's everyone's own different way.
Speaker A:And that's what I.
Speaker A:That's what I love about the whole film industry.
Speaker A:William Shatner once said, it's like playing blackjack with the studio.
Speaker A:It's like, what about this?
Speaker A:What about this?
Speaker A:Is this.
Speaker A:I love it.
Speaker C:And bring it team together.
Speaker C:It's jazz also, really.
Speaker C:It's like bringing all these elements together, and it really.
Speaker C:You don't really know what you're going to get.
Speaker C:And when you find a team that just really syncs together, it's really a beautiful thing.
Speaker C:And I've had moments in my career where I've had that.
Speaker C:So it is great that, Diana, that you have a team that you're comfortable with.
Speaker C:So that's.
Speaker B:I love them.
Speaker B:Yeah, I love them.
Speaker B:Finding an assistant director was the hardest part for me, and I didn't.
Speaker B:Didn't know why.
Speaker B:And then Michael said to me, he goes, well, Diana, you usually do all of that for both of us.
Speaker B:So you're holding them to the standard of being able to read your mind.
Speaker C:That's been my problem.
Speaker C:I need somebody that is in my head.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker C:It's hard.
Speaker B:I need them to know the answers before I ask them the questions.
Speaker B:And then on the last movie, we worked with the amazing Jimmy Jackson, and every single Time.
Speaker B:I was like, how long does Cameron need?
Speaker B:He was saying it before I finished the answer.
Speaker B:Like, he was just on top of it.
Speaker B:We also have Zach Pigeon and David Olson.
Speaker B:Both of them.
Speaker B:They're sort of utility players on my sets, and they are.
Speaker B:Both also do that.
Speaker B:Yeah, they're both absolute gems, but they just.
Speaker B:They predict, they look for what needs to be done, and then they do it.
Speaker B:I normally.
Speaker B:This is so silly.
Speaker B:This is independent filmmaking at its best.
Speaker B:And worse.
Speaker B:As director, I am often in charge of crafty.
Speaker B:And I will be out there restocking the ice and putting, Putting.
Speaker B:Making sure we have enough seltzer for everybody.
Speaker B:And Zach saw me doing that, and he's like, no, no, I will.
Speaker B:I will handle crafty.
Speaker B:You're the director.
Speaker B:Please go inside.
Speaker B:And I was like, oh, but I just want to.
Speaker B:He's like, no, it's Diana.
Speaker B:Go.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:And he did.
Speaker B:He did a wonderful job.
Speaker C:Well, I think we could probably talk about filmmaking and indie filmmaking for like an hour and a half tonight.
Speaker B:Definitely.
Speaker C:I think.
Speaker C:I think we're on our way there, but let's.
Speaker C:So we are here actually tonight to talk about a movie that, Sam, you have been trying to get me to watch for, I don't know, three and a half years.
Speaker C:Something you had never watched it.
Speaker C:I have.
Speaker C:I had.
Speaker C:So we're.
Speaker C:We're here to talk about Gremlins 2, the new batch from.
Speaker C:Was it 19.
Speaker C:1990.
Speaker A:Right, 19.
Speaker A: Summer: Speaker C: So summer: Speaker C:And I, I, you know, this has come up on a show every few months that I have not watched this movie.
Speaker C:I refuse to watch it, Mike.
Speaker C:I've seen Gremlins.
Speaker C:That's all I need.
Speaker C:That movie looks stupid.
Speaker C:I'm not gonna watch Gremlins too.
Speaker C:And Sam's like, you're gonna watch.
Speaker C:I think at one time, you even threatened to send me a DVD one time.
Speaker A:And I began a quiet, like, soft power, merciless campaign.
Speaker A:It's like now one day.
Speaker A:And I was like.
Speaker C:So then over the summer, we had the idea of doing this little mini retrospective of, like, studio money grab sequels, something like that, kind of this loose idea.
Speaker C:It started off with Jaws 2.
Speaker C:It only went two movies long with this and Gremlins 2.
Speaker C:And, well, here we are.
Speaker C:And not only have I seen Gremlins 2 in the past couple weeks, I watched it twice because I really had to watch again to realize what the hell did I just watch.
Speaker C:So, yes, so I missed the boat on this.
Speaker C: When this came out in: Speaker A:By the way.
Speaker A:Quick random side comment, but I was just thinking about it.
Speaker A:1990 Was a very part 2 ish summer.
Speaker A:It was Gremlins to Die Hard to RoboCop 2.
Speaker C:A weird sequel world.
Speaker B:Yeah, I feel like this was also a weird.
Speaker B:It was like the.
Speaker B:The Looney Tunes rebirth.
Speaker B:The Looney Tunes got really popular around this time.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:We had Roger Rabbit, who Framed Roger Rabbit just a few years before Roger the Martian became huge.
Speaker B:Yeah, like there was a lot of Looney Tunes, heavy Looney Tunes influence in the late 80s early 90s.
Speaker A:Really true.
Speaker A:Like, and it was like, it was like, you know, especially in Roger Rabbit, like you're just saying like all over the place.
Speaker C:Before we get into that, our review.
Speaker C:We are getting a little bit of a late start here.
Speaker C:Let's do a little bit of a September end of summer movie catch up with the three of us.
Speaker C:And we don't always have this segment here because we only are doing the show every several weeks or so.
Speaker C:But now would be a good time if anyone here wants to share any recent things that they have seen.
Speaker C:Could be a TV show, could be a movie that they just want to share with our audience that they've seen lately.
Speaker B:Sam, did you have something or should I keep babbling?
Speaker A:You go first.
Speaker C:Babble away.
Speaker A:Babble away, please.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:This.
Speaker B:Just recently I saw two different movies that really, really stuck with me.
Speaker B:One being an old movie, but there's a new book about it.
Speaker B: So the: Speaker B:I saw it at the lovely Coolidge Corner Theater with a few.
Speaker B:And our friend Michael Gingold and his co author Chris.
Speaker B:I don't know how to pronounce Chris's last name.
Speaker B:They have a book about the warriors called the Armies.
Speaker B:Armies of the Night.
Speaker B:If you haven't seen the Warriors, I so suggest it.
Speaker B:It's, you know, it's.
Speaker B:It's in the vein of wizard of Oz or the Odyssey or, you know, any other.
Speaker B:I'm trying to get home story, but it is bonkers.
Speaker B:And the fight scenes are amazing.
Speaker C:The costumes, all the.
Speaker B:Oh my goodness.
Speaker B:So I really, I really adored it.
Speaker B:And Michael Gingold has such an incredible depth of knowledge about film in general, but in the warriors especially and the intro that he and Chris did letting us know about how one actor was so annoying to the director that they wrote him out of the film and killed him off early and all sorts of fun facts.
Speaker B:I really look forward to reading the book as well.
Speaker B:Well, and the other movie that really made an impression on me is on the festival circuit right now.
Speaker B:It's called Still Ohio by my friend Kalyn.
Speaker B:It's a time loop movie but it's really good.
Speaker B:Like I know sometimes people like eh, time loop this one.
Speaker B:It has excellent characters, a ton of heart.
Speaker B:It's a girl trying to get down.
Speaker B:She's changing schools and she's trying to get down to her new school to be with her boyfriend.
Speaker B:And she's traveling with a bunch of people she doesn't know in an old station wagon and they stop at a gas station and convenience store in Ohio and then they keep stopping at that gas station and things keep getting worse and worse and worse.
Speaker B:Cool.
Speaker B:Kaelyn did an incredible job.
Speaker B:The tension is amazing.
Speaker B:You fall in love with the characters and all the actors do an amazing job.
Speaker B:And it's one of those films that you can't believe that it was made for so little money.
Speaker B:And you kind of, it kind of makes you wonder what Hollywood's doing with those millions of dollars because she really blew it out of the water.
Speaker B:I'm really hoping it comes to Boston soon.
Speaker B:But look for it.
Speaker B:Still Ohio.
Speaker A:So I just wrote that down.
Speaker A:That's everything about that sounds awesome.
Speaker A:I like time loops.
Speaker A:Anything like I'm on board.
Speaker C:Like that reminds me actually yesterday, last yesterday I wasn't going to talk about it on the show, but I, I watched Exit 8.
Speaker C:It's a Japanese movie, it's based on a video game but it reminds me of that kind of thing.
Speaker C:Sam, have you seen that or.
Speaker C:I don't know if you played the game or.
Speaker A:No, I actually hadn't heard that.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker C:Like the whole thing with liminal space is like a big thing right now.
Speaker C:And it's.
Speaker C:You know, the video game is where persons like people are trapped in this like subway hallway and they have to like get out of this.
Speaker C:I've never, I'm not a gamer but so I've never played it.
Speaker C:But it's creepy and it's really just.
Speaker C:It's like.
Speaker C:It's like a loop.
Speaker C:You're just, you're stuck in this loop and you have to figure out what the anomalies are in it and if you miss it you go back to level zero.
Speaker C:But yeah, I love things like that where you're, you're, you're in this loop in.
Speaker C:Or things are keep repeating themselves and, and like anytime we're like people have to think their way out of this kind of problem or so yeah, I'm a big fan of that kind of thing.
Speaker A:I Love that.
Speaker A:I like, I like that kind of structure.
Speaker A:I like structure and I like where when a movie like creates a whole world and the warriors is definitely like a world in and of itself, movie like that movie is a world like.
Speaker A:Yes, I love that film.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Also growing up in New York in the 80s, it felt like a postcard from my youth in a lot of ways.
Speaker B:Like so much of it felt so familiar.
Speaker B:You know, when I was running with the gangs when I was 3 years old and all.
Speaker A:Even as a three year old, I bet you like showed leadership in the game and they were like, you know, she knows what she's doing.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So Sam, what have you seen?
Speaker A:So I recently watched.
Speaker A:I just like I was probably doom scrolling or something like that.
Speaker A: is movie called Road Games, a: Speaker A:And it stars Jamie Lee Curtis and Stacy Keach is the main like truck driver that plays a guy named Pat Quid.
Speaker A:And honestly, I would be fascinated at some point for you guys to watch this movie and whoever is listening to watch it.
Speaker A:Because this is a movie that I would show if I was teaching a film class.
Speaker A:I would show this to a film class without saying anything as the teacher, just show it to them and then open it for discussion.
Speaker A:Because I do not think the film works that well.
Speaker A:The director, it's kind of like an homage to Hitchcock and the director.
Speaker A:And it's sort of difficult for me to explain this, but I find it to have very like overdone film schoolish moments where like the.
Speaker A:This is a movie about a truck driver and he's going through the Australian outback and he hears on the radio about a murderer on the loose and he sees this driver that's doing suspicious things that he think might be the murderer.
Speaker A:It's kind of like an overly complicated Steven Spielberg's duel.
Speaker A:But it has scenes in it where like he'll think he's cornered the killer in a bathroom stall and he's talking to the stall door for like three minutes of screen time saying like, when you come out of that door, I'm going to kill you.
Speaker A:And you know he's got the wrong guy.
Speaker A:And you know the cliche that's set up.
Speaker A:So it's one of those movies that's.
Speaker A:I feel like it's trying, but I see its structure and the way it's done and I find the main character to be.
Speaker A:It did not feel like a real person at all.
Speaker A:It felt like a Kind of writer's artifice where he says all these.
Speaker A:He's quoting poems all the time.
Speaker A:He's mentioning Shakespeare.
Speaker A:He's, like, singing in the car and the truck, and he narrates all the drivers going by.
Speaker A:But it feels writerly to me in the worst possible way.
Speaker A:Interestingly enough, Quentin Tarantino loves this movie.
Speaker A:And so I don't know if I was missing a point, but I just like.
Speaker A:And I've only seen it once, so I would maybe have to give it another chance.
Speaker A:But to me, it feels like a movie about someone who loves Hitchcock, but in an overly studied, overdone way, pays too many homages to other directors.
Speaker A:And there's just something about the movie.
Speaker A:Jamie Lee Curtis looks back on it.
Speaker A:She respects it.
Speaker A:She was in it.
Speaker A:She did not have a good time in Australia.
Speaker A:She felt like far away from home.
Speaker A:I think she's in her 20s.
Speaker A:Like, the crew was kind of mean to her, like, according to her.
Speaker A:I mean, so, like, interesting production.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But, like, I'm gonna find that worth a.
Speaker B:Watch their asses.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Seriously, you don't be mean to Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker A:No, you don't know.
Speaker A:You guys better stay.
Speaker A:You better stay in Australia.
Speaker A:Don't come over here.
Speaker A:Stay over there.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:But, yeah, my gang will get them.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Sam, where did you watch this?
Speaker A:I just watched it streaming and I can't remember.
Speaker A:I think I rented it on Amazon prime, to be honest.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker A:And by the way, quick side comment, Diana, with your gang, I pictured this shot where it's like.
Speaker A:Because you're the three year old leader of the gang, they're all tall and they part and they park.
Speaker A:But then the camera's just, like, looking at blank space and it pans down and there you are.
Speaker A:You're like Dirk, and it's this, like, musical number.
Speaker A:That'd be awesome.
Speaker A:Anyway.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker C: bad I don't have a movie from: Speaker C:You guys did.
Speaker A:Oh, wow.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Just happen stance.
Speaker C:Can't keep it going.
Speaker C:But I did.
Speaker C:I went to the theater this past week because I was on a mission to see something.
Speaker C: ember I was a huge fan of the: Speaker A:Yes, you introduced that to me on the podcast.
Speaker A:That movie is terrifying and amazing and unbearable in the best possible way.
Speaker C:I love that movie.
Speaker C:I love the.
Speaker C:The sense of vertigo that would give me.
Speaker C:So I.
Speaker C:So I finally caught up with Fall to Deadpoint before it left the theaters, because it was in there Just for a hot minute.
Speaker C:Because you know what?
Speaker C:It was really poorly reviewed and I found out why.
Speaker B:Guy.
Speaker C:I went there with my.
Speaker C:I went over the weekend two weekends ago with my dad.
Speaker C:He was also a fan of the first one.
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker C:It's hard for him to like a movie.
Speaker C:His opinion that most movies are like, eh, you know, but he actually liked it.
Speaker C:So this one is by the.
Speaker C:I think the Spirig brothers, Peter and Michael.
Speaker C:They take over directing from Scott man, who I think knocked out of the park with the first one, but he's a credited writer on this one.
Speaker C:Well, this one, it's not good.
Speaker C:It really is not good.
Speaker C:But the first one, the first original fall, you know.
Speaker C:You know, even though the women, I'll say this in the kind way, they were kind of stupid to climb that tower in the first place.
Speaker C:Diana, have you seen Fall the first one?
Speaker B:No, I haven't.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:I won't spoil much.
Speaker A:I won't think you would love it.
Speaker A:Diana, like, not kidding.
Speaker C:I think it's fun.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:But what I liked is that they were smart and resource.
Speaker C:Resourceful once they became trapped.
Speaker C:It's about the women that climb this tower, radio tower, it's like 3, 000ft tall.
Speaker C:Something ridiculous thing that they try to do this stunt and they get trapped up there and they have to think their way off of the tower.
Speaker C:And they do some really smart, resourceful things once they're trapped up there.
Speaker C:In Fall two, however, these two people, these two women just do stupid things.
Speaker C:They say stupid things, they continue making stupid decisions and eventually I just wanted them to fall to the horrible deaths because it was just.
Speaker C:I couldn't stand it anymore.
Speaker C:And I just don't like it where from the very beginning, nobody's making any smart decisions in this.
Speaker C:Also the first movie.
Speaker C:This is kind of a weird gripe, but the first movie created this incredible sense of vertigo.
Speaker C:They're climbing this.
Speaker C:This tower and there's this vast sense of emptiness surrounding the characters where you feel like they could fall in any direction.
Speaker C:And I saw this.
Speaker C:When you see this on a big screen, it just really had this.
Speaker C:I had a visual visceral.
Speaker C:I don't know what I'm trying to think here, but like this real feeling of that, like I was there with them, it was just wonderfully.
Speaker C:I know they weren't really on this tower, but it was really well done.
Speaker C:The effects on this.
Speaker A:That's why I'd never seen anything like that before.
Speaker A:Like, that's why that movie was so good, because they're just like.
Speaker A:The visuals I thought were incredible.
Speaker A:Even though I was aware it was like cgi, it just was.
Speaker A:The Vertigo didn't.
Speaker A:It never gave you a break.
Speaker A:It never cut away.
Speaker A:Something else.
Speaker A:Relentless.
Speaker C:I always had that feeling anytime my characters are like looking over an edge of a cliff or something like that, I always kind of get that weird kind of queasy feeling.
Speaker C:But however, this movie, because it's different, they're walking through like the Himalayas and they're walking around this like rock face and they get trapped there in this movie.
Speaker C:And because half the half of the set is a rock face and just inherently half of the background is just a wall of rock, it's just.
Speaker C:They're less exposed, you know, and it's just visually less interesting, less intense.
Speaker C:And it never produced the same terrifying sensation of height.
Speaker B:This just sounds like a multi point failure because I feel like the art director and the cinematographer both should have been like, hey director, we can do something much more interesting.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:But the director must have been like, no.
Speaker B:Or directors in this case.
Speaker C:The problem with the movies is far beyond that.
Speaker C:It's terribly written, terribly poorly written.
Speaker C:Characters that just make dumbness.
Speaker C:I was thinking their problems through way before them.
Speaker C:I just take the pieces of the ladder and build the thing there, like done, you're out of this.
Speaker C:And like, why didn't they do that?
Speaker C:And like it's anyways, it's.
Speaker C:It really frustrated me.
Speaker A:Were they written?
Speaker A:Did they feel like.
Speaker A:Did the characters feel like owners?
Speaker A:Did the characters feel like people?
Speaker A:Or did they feel like writers just writing the characters as objects to create the set?
Speaker C:Yeah, there were so many things that were just like plot devices just so that these.
Speaker C:They got them to this point, to this point and it was dumb.
Speaker C:I don't even want to talk about it anymore.
Speaker C:But I was looking forward to this movie too, so I was disappointed.
Speaker C:So another thing I want to talk about, Sam, a couple weeks ago you me went out, grabbed some drinks and you recommended a movie to me that I immediately came home and saw.
Speaker C: And that is the: Speaker A:Yes,.
Speaker C:Yes, under your recommendation.
Speaker A:I can't believe you actually watched that.
Speaker A:That's amazing.
Speaker C:Watch anything, I'll watch anything.
Speaker C:This is directed by the great Hal Needham.
Speaker C:Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, was it?
Speaker C:And like Stroker Ace, all these wonderful late 70s, early 80s Burt Reynolds movies, man.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:You know what though?
Speaker C:This movie was pretty good.
Speaker A:It is, It's.
Speaker A:It's ridiculous.
Speaker A:Like it's.
Speaker A:But it wasn't.
Speaker A:It was not What I was.
Speaker A:It was better than I thought it would be.
Speaker C:So Reynolds plays this, like, veteran Hollywood stuntman working on this, like, big action spy movie, I guess.
Speaker C:And a younger up and coming stunt performer arrives on set and you kind of expect them to become like bitter rivals.
Speaker C:But I like the fact that they kind of develop this bond and become friends.
Speaker C:The younger stuntman, Jan Michael Vincent, whom I only remember from the 80s television series Airwolf.
Speaker C:I don't know if anyone ever watched that show.
Speaker A:I heard that.
Speaker A:I have not seen that, but wow, that's amazing.
Speaker C:That's the only thing I've ever seen him in.
Speaker C:Like, I know that guy.
Speaker C:So I had to like, pause the movie, Google, like, who is this guy?
Speaker C:This guy's one of the most handsome people on the planet, this, this younger actor, but he's pretty good.
Speaker C:Well, anyway, so I think Burt Reynolds, this is one of his best movies as far as a performance he gives.
Speaker C:And this is one of his, you know, compared to his campier roles, he's not giving the full on wink at the camera version Persona.
Speaker C:It's a little bit there that we're accustomed to.
Speaker C:It's almost there, but it's more of like half a wink.
Speaker C:But he's.
Speaker C:Yeah, he's legitimately.
Speaker C:Well, he seems funny.
Speaker A:He's funny and they seem like real people.
Speaker A:And it's kind of a hangout movie.
Speaker A:It's like, hey, spend some time in the life of a stuntman on the set with these kooky characters.
Speaker A:And Richard Klein as Roger Deal, the director, such a total dick and, like, hilarious character.
Speaker A:I just, without giving anything away, I have to ask you this right now because I know you will remember this doesn't give anything away, but at the very end of the movie, it's Richard Klein and Burt Reynolds looking at each other.
Speaker A:And it's the very end of the movie.
Speaker A:And he's like, yeah, well, you know, I. I know it was tough, but we got through this, you know, like, no holds barred or like, let's, you know, break ice or whatever.
Speaker A:And I just wanted to have one intelligent moment where like, Burt Reynolds says an adult line of dialogue or like, yeah, we got through it.
Speaker A:But what does he do?
Speaker A:He punches him in the face.
Speaker A:He comically falls backwards.
Speaker A:And then him and Sally Field look at the camera like.
Speaker A:And it's like the end.
Speaker A:And I'm like, you guys.
Speaker A:Like, that could have been a human moment, like, but it is funny, but it's ridiculous.
Speaker C:That's my major complaint with the movie.
Speaker C:We have to go on too.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Is that, is that.
Speaker C:You asked me.
Speaker C:You want.
Speaker C:You asked me about the ending for this movie.
Speaker C:And I didn't want to spoil too much for any listeners who haven't seen this movie because I do think, you know, this movie is 100% worth checking out.
Speaker C:But I do wish that this film had committed more to a realistic and possibly darker or more cynical ending.
Speaker C:I would.
Speaker C:Because at one point, I'm not saying what happened in the end of this, but I really, for a moment bought into that.
Speaker C:They were going to commit to the dark ending that they did.
Speaker C:But they did like a baby switch on us.
Speaker A:They could have done that.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:And I was a huge fan of that moment when it happened.
Speaker C:Like, oh, they actually went there and I would like, I, like, I was ready to take my hat off and like, yes.
Speaker C:I'm so proud of this movie for doing that.
Speaker C:And then of course, it doesn't do that.
Speaker C:And it's.
Speaker C:It's Burt Reynolds, you know, of course it's gonna.
Speaker C:It's not going to be that kind of movie.
Speaker A:That's, that's the thing, though, about, like, Burt Reynolds and Hal need him.
Speaker A:Like, they'll almost get, like, wise, but then like, they're like hillbilly tendency comes in.
Speaker A:They're like, let's race some cars.
Speaker A:They just can't resist it, you know,.
Speaker C:Like, it's gonna take the.
Speaker C:The, the railroad.
Speaker C:It's gonna take the low.
Speaker A:Always.
Speaker A:Always.
Speaker C:Well, anyways, it is worth it.
Speaker C:It is better than most of some of the.
Speaker C:The.
Speaker C:You know, I'd watch this over any Smoking the Bandit sequel.
Speaker C:I watch this over Cannibal Run.
Speaker C:I watched over a lot of Burt Reynolds movies.
Speaker C:So this is top half Burt Reynolds for sure.
Speaker A:And by the way, I may have made a mistake.
Speaker A:The, the guy that played Roger Deal is Robert Klein.
Speaker A:I believe I called him Richard earlier.
Speaker A:My apologies.
Speaker C:He does not care.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm sure he doesn't.
Speaker C:We're sorry, Robert.
Speaker C:Well, anyways, I know, but it also, you can watch it for free a lot of places on Tubi.
Speaker C:It's on hoopla.
Speaker C:It's on Watch tcm.
Speaker C:So it's, it's everywhere.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Okay, nice.
Speaker C:There's that.
Speaker C:All right, so we've covered some of our movie watching catch up.
Speaker C:We are.
Speaker C:We're almost 40 minutes into the show.
Speaker C:We haven't even gotten into our main review.
Speaker B:Yay.
Speaker C:Let's.
Speaker C:All right, let's.
Speaker C:Let's talk about Gremlins.
Speaker C:Let's play the trailer.
Speaker A:Remember the last time we told you not to feed them after midnight.
Speaker A:We told you to keep them away from the light.
Speaker A:And the most important warning of all, we told you to never, ever get them wet.
Speaker A:You didn't listen.
Speaker C:They're mutating.
Speaker A:Sir, is the building on fire?
Speaker A:No, no, that's a false alarm.
Speaker B:Are you trying to panic New York City?
Speaker A:Absolutely not.
Speaker C:So the monsters are real?
Speaker B:I didn't say that.
Speaker C:Gremlins 2, the new batch.
Speaker A:Now, was that civilized?
Speaker A:No, clearly not fun, but a note and civilized.
Speaker A:I saw that trailer in the theater as a kid when I went to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that spring, and I was like, that was the.
Speaker A:The most excited I'd ever been.
Speaker A:I did not know a Gremlins 2 was going to happen.
Speaker A:And I saw that and was like, there was joy in my soul.
Speaker B:You remember so much more from the 80s than I do.
Speaker C:I think I saw this trailer.
Speaker C:I'm like, nope.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:I. I will say my.
Speaker B:My husband came in when, like, the movie was well underway and sat down for a minute and was like, what the hell is this?
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:For some reason, I picture him walking into the scene when, like, Donald Clamp is, like, putting the gremlin, like, into the paper shredder, and it's all like.
Speaker C:He's just like, great favorite moment.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's one of my favorite moments.
Speaker A:It might actually.
Speaker B:It might have been right around there.
Speaker B:Like, it was.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:In the middle, like.
Speaker C:Yeah, I picture d. That's what you normally would watch, you know, that kind of thing at home, so.
Speaker B:Well, nine times out of 10, when I come home and he's watching a movie, it's Battleship.
Speaker B:So I feel like I can watch whatever the hell I want.
Speaker C:Nine out of 10 times, he's watching the movie Battleship.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A: The: Speaker A:I've seen that movie many times.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's ridiculous, but it's, like, so freaking watchable.
Speaker A:I've watched it, like, several times.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:We could talk about that another time.
Speaker B:We need to talk about Gremlins, too.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:I just have a quick plot synopsis directly from the back of the VHS box.
Speaker C:Art.
Speaker C:I had to take it from that because I wasn't satisfied with IMDb or Amazon or Wikipedia.
Speaker C:So this seems much better.
Speaker C:Here it is.
Speaker C:Those gremlins are in the works again.
Speaker C:This time, the malicious creatures cause hilarious rise.
Speaker C:High rise.
Speaker C:Havoc in the Manhattan skyscraper.
Speaker C:The new batch hatch from Gizmo when Clamp center water sprinklers do their worst.
Speaker C:But there's even worse to come when the mogwai Becomes sinister experiments for genetic engineers.
Speaker C:A towering inferno of thrills.
Speaker C:Comedy and horror from producers Steven Spielberg and Joe Dante.
Speaker C:Did Steven Spielberg have anything to do with this movie?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker C:You did.
Speaker A:Definitely.
Speaker C:I know Amblin is the name on this, but, like, I can't.
Speaker C:I just don't see Steven Spielberg touching this.
Speaker C:But okay.
Speaker A:I mean, he was the executive producer.
Speaker C:Wow.
Speaker B:And he.
Speaker B:There was supposed to be more Looney Tunes stuff, and one of the things he did was like, can we not, like.
Speaker B:Not so much Looney Tunes, a little less Looney Tunes.
Speaker A:For some reason, I picture him being like, guys, it's about Gizmo.
Speaker A:Give him as much screen time as possible.
Speaker B:And Gizmo's barely in it.
Speaker A:That's true.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Gizmo's like the Buffalo Bill of gremlins, too.
Speaker B:It's very important.
Speaker B:But barely in the movie.
Speaker C:Well, Gizmo.
Speaker C:I blame Gizmo for everything in this movie, for going wrong.
Speaker C:Because if he just stayed in the drawer, we wouldn't have a movie.
Speaker A:That's true.
Speaker C:All he had to do was stay there.
Speaker C:Billy said, stay in the drawer.
Speaker C:I'll come back for you later.
Speaker B:And if Gomez Adams had fixed that water fountain more effectively.
Speaker B:The thing that got me about this movie was every five minutes, there was.
Speaker B:Maybe it wasn't intended to be a cameo because, like, the.
Speaker B:The twins who played the security guard and Terminator 2.
Speaker B:I'm sure they were just cast, but to me, that's a cameo now.
Speaker B:But there was just so many cameos and pop culture references and Phantom of the Opera and all of these things peppered in.
Speaker A:That's what I love it.
Speaker A:It's like, there's pop culture references.
Speaker A:There are, like, visual sight gags.
Speaker A:And every second there is, like, background, like, the Smart Building.
Speaker A:Like, the things the elevator says.
Speaker A:Like, it's like, hello, welcome to the men's room.
Speaker C:That's my favorite stuff in this movie, is all the.
Speaker C:The Smart Building is.
Speaker C:But here, I love it.
Speaker A:The untamed element, oldest of man's mysteries.
Speaker A:Give her a warm destroyer of forests.
Speaker A:Right now, this building is on fire.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker A:Yes, the building is on fire.
Speaker A:Leave the building.
Speaker A:Enact the angel drama of self preservation.
Speaker A:Fire.
Speaker B:Fire.
Speaker C:I love the.
Speaker C:The Smart Building.
Speaker C:I. I want a whole movie of the building talking.
Speaker C:The running commentary of the building made the movie.
Speaker C:Saved the movie for me easily.
Speaker C:But, Diana, you talked about the cameos.
Speaker C:It's like everybody who worked in Hollywood decided they could just walk onto the set of this movie.
Speaker C:Like, there's no rules.
Speaker B:Yeah, no, but it was Amazing in that way.
Speaker B:And I'm sure, like, Sam, I'm betting that you remember when you were a child and you saw Hulk Hogan and that was back before we knew anything about him as a person.
Speaker B:And that was super exciting.
Speaker A:No, that was amazing.
Speaker A:And then when the movie came out on vhs because the, the movie theater, the film melting sequence no longer worked.
Speaker A:They switched it so it would be like a blurring, like videotape.
Speaker C:Yeah, the, the.
Speaker C:Yeah, go ahead, sir.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker A:And then they.
Speaker A:I don't know if they dubbed it, but it was like.
Speaker A:I don't remember it that well, but it was like John Wayne or something on like a television show.
Speaker A:Like, hey, you know, let's get the Gremlins back in your TV and get back to the entertainment.
Speaker A:But I don't remember the gag that.
Speaker C:They got, they got, they got the John Wayne estate permission to do that.
Speaker C:And his son dubbed in John Wayne's voice.
Speaker C:See, it's terrible.
Speaker C:The, the movie.
Speaker C:The theatrical version is better.
Speaker C:I did watch.
Speaker C:It's available on YouTube.
Speaker C:You can watch it.
Speaker C:It's not good.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:At all.
Speaker C:It's a poor.
Speaker C:It's a poor impersonation of John Wayne.
Speaker C:It's terrible.
Speaker A:So, yeah, see, it's interesting is like you talk, you know, like going just briefly to like, the movie, the, like the movie facts.
Speaker A:Like, Joe Dante did not want to direct Gremlins 2.
Speaker A:He thought the first one was complete, told a good story, but when the studio gave him not only full creative control and tripled the budget, like, it was really hard to say no.
Speaker A:And the thing is, so the thing I love about this movie personally is like, he didn't want to make a sequel.
Speaker A:And so it's like he's making fun of sequels completely on purpose while telling another Gremlin's tale that happens to be like wildly over the top and entertaining and just as bonkers as the first one.
Speaker A:Unhinged, breaking the fourth wall.
Speaker A:Just nuts.
Speaker A:But the whole movie is like making.
Speaker A:I just feel like in a self conscious good way.
Speaker A:It's making fun of like the sequel has to be bigger and better.
Speaker A:So it's like the huge building.
Speaker A:Like Donald Clamp, we're in New York City now.
Speaker A:And like the whole tone of it.
Speaker A:I like that it's in a high rise building and, and not the town.
Speaker A:Although between the two films, for me, hands down, I like the first one infinitely better because it's a.
Speaker A:There's a.
Speaker A:It's darker.
Speaker C:But yeah, it's funny that Joe Dante was holdout for this because you know, his success.
Speaker C:He didn't really have a lot of successes between these two movies.
Speaker C:He did some interesting movies in between.
Speaker C:I know he worked on Explorers and Inner Space and the Burbs.
Speaker C:These are movies I like, but they were kind of commercial failures.
Speaker C:And it took really twisting his arm to come back to, I think, also, again, increasing the budget.
Speaker C:And also that the fact that they brought in Rick Baker to do the creature effects on this movie, which, I admit they were impressive.
Speaker C:What they did with the Gremlins and all the creature stuff, some of it, I think was just way overboard, but some of it was impressive.
Speaker A:It does go out there.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:The Bat Gremlin is amazing.
Speaker B:Like, I hate what they do with it, though.
Speaker C:But go ahead.
Speaker B:You put it in.
Speaker B:I love the gargoyle bit, but you put that in any other movie.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:But you put it in any other movie, and that's a scary creature.
Speaker A:Yes, it does look scary.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:But even though this is listed as a horror.
Speaker B:Horror comedy, I think it's a satire.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker B:And especially when Kate starts doing a monologue about President's Day.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker C:Lincoln's birthday.
Speaker C:Lincoln's birthday.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And then.
Speaker B:And Billy's like, honey, we don't have time for this.
Speaker B:I, I.
Speaker B:First of all, Billy may be the worst boyfriend of all time.
Speaker B:He's a terrible boyfriend.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker B:But the fact that, like, they were flat out being like, yeah, her monologue is a real downer in the first one.
Speaker A:That's what's so funny about that.
Speaker A:Because it's like, in the first one, she gets, like, the whole thing to finish.
Speaker A:In the second one, it's like the same beat, the same story beat happening again.
Speaker A:He's like, like, no, honey, please.
Speaker A:Like, we don't want to do this.
Speaker C:They have a really bizarre relationship, these two.
Speaker C:I think that, first of all, they're both working for Clamp, and she.
Speaker C:He is trying to work in some marketing designing thing.
Speaker C:She's like a tour guide in.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:I don't understand what this all about.
Speaker C:And I. I just guffawed at the moment where he goes to see her at, like, wherever she.
Speaker C:Her.
Speaker C:A space where I think it's like a women's locker room, perhaps, where there's women in, like, in towels, where they're having a conversation in the background.
Speaker C:I don't know if anybody noticed this.
Speaker C:Which, which there's a scene after he tells you need to take Gizmo home.
Speaker C:He.
Speaker C:There is a.
Speaker C:There's a scene where they're talking, and in the background, there's women in towels.
Speaker C:It's like they're having a conversation in a locker room, right?
Speaker C:And I'm thinking to myself.
Speaker C:And I'm thinking to myself, like, Joe Dante did.
Speaker C:Did he?
Speaker C:Not even.
Speaker C:Was his ideas like, like, fuck it, let's just put, like, women in towels in the background, or was this.
Speaker C:Was this supposed to be a gag?
Speaker C:I can't figure it out, like, because everything is a gag in this movie, but there's no real reference to this whole thing.
Speaker C:It's just completely bonkers, like, why this is here.
Speaker B:I want to think that, like, going back to it being satire, like, that was such an 80s thing.
Speaker B:Well, yeah, like, random conversations in women's locker rooms.
Speaker B:That I want to keep the faith and be like, he put that in there to be funny.
Speaker B:Because it's so unnecessary.
Speaker C:It's so unnecessary.
Speaker C:But you got to watch that scene because it just makes no sense at all.
Speaker C:There's no.
Speaker C:It's.
Speaker C:It looks.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker C:It's hysterical.
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:I just love, like, Dick Miller and his wife, like, being back in his movie.
Speaker A:Wife being back in that story when they just show up and they're like.
Speaker A:He's like, ah.
Speaker A:He says.
Speaker A:He's like, this city is different these days.
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:They're like, it was so nice to see them.
Speaker A:And, like, Hoyt Axton, who plays Billy's dad, was originally supposed to make a cameo at the end of the.
Speaker A:Where he'd invented a raincoat for Gizmo to stop him from getting wet.
Speaker A:And the filmmakers cut it out because, like, the movie was too long.
Speaker C:Because that would be too ridiculous, you're saying?
Speaker A:Yeah, I think it was like they'd run over time, like, ah, this isn't necessary.
Speaker A:We already have the big, like, Broadway number electrocution scene.
Speaker A:We don't need that.
Speaker A:And so he wasn't there.
Speaker A:But I do.
Speaker A:I love those characters returning.
Speaker A:And just like, I was glad.
Speaker A:I was glad to see them in the movie because he's funny.
Speaker C:He's funny.
Speaker C:He's good.
Speaker C:He's so shoehorned into this story.
Speaker C:What is his relationship with Billy and Kate?
Speaker C:That's what's funny about it.
Speaker A:They're random neighbors.
Speaker A:And, like, Billy, like, only helped him, like, walk home drunk from a bar on the first one.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:It's not like they're that close.
Speaker A:They sort of are, you know, I.
Speaker C:Feel like somebody in the production said, hey, people like Dick Miller, let's get him back in the movie.
Speaker B:It did feel very like, who who lets their elderly neighbors from back home that they barely know crash on their couch in New York?
Speaker B:And also who shows up a whole day early when you're staying at somebody's house?
Speaker B:Yeah, like, we were gonna call, but.
Speaker A:We had to love that.
Speaker A:And I. I do feel a little bad for them when they're, like, kicked out because it's like, I totally understand it, but it's like.
Speaker A:Like they got to go travel again.
Speaker A:Like, you know.
Speaker C:You know, getting a hotel in New York is not cheap either.
Speaker C:They.
Speaker C:They have to go spend a hundred dollars at, you know, in New York.
Speaker C:So that's r. Yeah, I know.
Speaker A:It was sad.
Speaker A:It's like, they're like, hey, good to see you.
Speaker A:They're like, get lost on the streets of Manhattan now.
Speaker A:Off.
Speaker B:You know,.
Speaker A:I just like that.
Speaker A:I do like the line.
Speaker A:One line, I don't know if it plays is, like, unintentionally funny.
Speaker A:But when, like, he, like, Dick Miller, like, turns, turn, he's like, I was never crazy.
Speaker A:I'm fine now.
Speaker A:Let me in the building.
Speaker A:So it's like he says he wasn't crazy, but then right after that, he, like, acts crazy.
Speaker A:And it's like, I just thought that was a.
Speaker A:Like a moment there.
Speaker B:I really like this film, and it is ridiculous, but it's.
Speaker B:It's Looney Tunes ridiculous.
Speaker B:And I think that's what I like about it.
Speaker B:And yes, they cram so much in.
Speaker C:You say Looney, Tunes, yet the movie starts with Daffy Duck and Bugs bunny also.
Speaker B:Yeah, 100%.
Speaker B:That was part of the deal.
Speaker B:To get Joe Dante onto it was to let him basically embrace Looney Tunes.
Speaker B:He's a big Looney Tunes fan, and he's like, I want to use Donald and Daffy, and I want to do, like, Looney Tunes stuff.
Speaker B:I want to basically make a live action Looney Tunes movie.
Speaker B:And they were like, okay, if that's what it takes.
Speaker B:And he did.
Speaker B:And the sound.
Speaker B:The sound editing on this is so Looney Tunes.
Speaker B:There is so much everywhere.
Speaker B:Boing.
Speaker B:And yeah.
Speaker A:And like, whistles, like.
Speaker C:Birds chirping and stuff like that.
Speaker B:Every.
Speaker B:Everything with the.
Speaker B:The Smurfette of the Gremlins.
Speaker B:The Lady Gremlin.
Speaker C:I call it the Horny Gremlin.
Speaker C:The Horny Gremlin.
Speaker B:That's why I also.
Speaker C:There she is pretty sexy.
Speaker B:She is.
Speaker B:By cartoon standards especially.
Speaker B:She has all the hallmarks of sexy cartoon woman.
Speaker C:Do you see those calves?
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:Another thing that stood out to me about this movie, and it.
Speaker B:Maybe it's just my thing, but There were a lot of redheads in this movie.
Speaker C:Marla.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker C:Okay, so.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Shout out to Marla Bloodstone and that, like, social climbing, vicious character.
Speaker A:I. I love her.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:The best New York accent I have heard in a movie where no one else has a New York accent.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:And that ridiculous Canadian restaurant they go to is amazing.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Place in town.
Speaker A:And you say that they're in New York, you think it's going to be, like, all upscale, and they're gonna, like, order a martini and this, like, Cosmopolitan, this restaurant with a big, giant, like, mechanical moose.
Speaker A:And it's like, what is.
Speaker B:This is great drinking Molson and having a Mountie serve their food.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:He's like, so is the.
Speaker A:Is.
Speaker A:And, like, as stereotypical.
Speaker A:It's like, so is the food good?
Speaker C:A.
Speaker A:Like, it goes, like.
Speaker A:Goes for it right down the middle.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Better than bubba Gump Shrimp Co. You know?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:We.
Speaker C:I want to talk about Clamp for a moment because, you know, I mean, it's obviously, it's so obvious that he is like a Trump surrogate from, like, the late 80s 90s, you know, in that different era.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker C:And we think about that Trump, Marla, you know, did anyone make that connection?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, they weren't.
Speaker B:They were not being a light touch.
Speaker A:No, no, no, no.
Speaker C:But, you know, I.
Speaker C:This reminds me, you know, I have one of my gripes, though, with this movie is that I think this movie has kind of, like, a villain problem, though.
Speaker C:And this is one thing that I wish it kind of kind of didn't have.
Speaker C:Like, I found it unsatisfying that all these characters, you know, Clamp.
Speaker C:Even though Clamp is a fun character, Marla, even Forrester.
Speaker C:No, all these characters kind of are presented as somebody who is, like, a threat or threatening or is as a foil to Billy or Kate or, you know, this whole thing.
Speaker C:They're going to be a problem in this movie, but everybody here is redeemed in some way or is turned out to be not a threat at all.
Speaker C:And I didn't like that.
Speaker C:That there's no villain in this movie, really.
Speaker A:Except for the.
Speaker A:Except for the.
Speaker A:I mean, the Gremlins, you know.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker C:But we had, like, Mrs. Deagle in the first movie.
Speaker C:Somebody.
Speaker C:We wanted the Gremlins to, like, get somebody.
Speaker C:Like, somebody need to have the commutants, you know?
Speaker B:Well, I think that's what Forrester was supposed to be, but he was.
Speaker B:In the end, he kind of played for, like.
Speaker B:Because it's not a horror movie, it's a satire.
Speaker C:I know, but occasionally it leans into, like, a great moment that happens is a horror moment.
Speaker C:I love it when all the.
Speaker C:The guys are in the control room and they're having that.
Speaker A:Knew you would love that scene.
Speaker C:They were like, talking about the rules of the Gremlins.
Speaker C:Like, I was.
Speaker A:I was literally gonna mention that to you because you were talking about that from the first film.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Because this is something that was a debate with fans and critics for years and years and years and still is.
Speaker C:You know.
Speaker C:You know, if it's midnight now, but they cross over to a time zone, all these things have come up.
Speaker C:And I love the fact that a gremlin comes smashing through the control panel and attacks the guy in a extremely scary and horrific way and goes after the jugular.
Speaker C:And I don't know if he killed him or not.
Speaker C:I probably didn't.
Speaker C:But it's.
Speaker C:It's shocking.
Speaker C:It's a great jump.
Speaker C:Scare.
Speaker C:The movie does that.
Speaker C:Why that one time it goes for that moment and I wish it did more.
Speaker C:That kind of thing.
Speaker C:And I love that because it's kind of giving the whole middle finger to the whole debate of these rules.
Speaker C:Because.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker C:For the most part, this movie does not care about the rules at all.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker C:You know, it's basically saying that water, food, you know, these gremlins are getting wet constantly.
Speaker C:They're eating anything.
Speaker C:They don't.
Speaker C:None of this stuff matters anymore.
Speaker C:The rules do not matter is what this movie is saying.
Speaker C:Forget the rules.
Speaker B:Yes, I do think it's interesting because I feel like another horrifying moment comes in when the movie reviewer, whose name I'm completely.
Speaker B:When he's giving.
Speaker B:What was his real review of Gremlin?
Speaker A:What the hell?
Speaker A:Like, the fourth wall in this movie, like, just like, goes through, like, two more walls after the fourth wall.
Speaker A:Like, I don't even know what to make of it, but I'm entertained and I'm like, okay.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:But I feel like this was like, Joe Dante was just having fun.
Speaker B:And I have fun watching it.
Speaker C:Good for.
Speaker C:Let him on Such a good sport for doing this.
Speaker C:Number one.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Then.
Speaker A:And then he really.
Speaker A:He gave the second film a really good review.
Speaker A:And I think it's like bias.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:Yeah, but like.
Speaker A:Because you were in it.
Speaker A:But he probably liked it too.
Speaker C:I know I'm supposed to check my brain here, but I'm scratching my head because now that the movie Gremlins apparently exists in the universe of Gremlins 2, what was the.
Speaker C:Was the first movie a documentary?
Speaker C:I mean, how.
Speaker C:How does this work?
Speaker C:It doesn't make sense.
Speaker C:I'm like, I'm.
Speaker C:I'm done.
Speaker C:Like, I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't even think.
Speaker A:I don't even think it's trying to make sense.
Speaker A:I think it's like taking you on a ride for the.
Speaker A:For just ridiculousness.
Speaker A:And so.
Speaker A:But I hear you, Nathan.
Speaker A:Like, I love the roller coaster nature of the movie.
Speaker A:I do think there could have been more scarier moments like that.
Speaker A:And to your point, the creature, the gremlin jumping out of the control panel, that is my favorite jump scare in the whole movie.
Speaker A:Because you.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:You don't see it coming.
Speaker A:They're in the middle of, like, comedic expository dialogue, and then the thing jumps up.
Speaker A:I would say the other moments that.
Speaker A:That don't get to the same, like, terror level, but that are, like, in that vein is the elevator sequence.
Speaker A:And I do like when she rides out.
Speaker A:And it's also funny when, like, the elevator lands and they just all get squished.
Speaker A:Like, I thought that was hilarious when I saw that as a kid, because I wasn't expecting to see something so funnily gross.
Speaker A:And I was like.
Speaker A:And then the.
Speaker A:I do like that.
Speaker A:The spike, like, the Mohawk gremlin is back and he turns into the spider gremlin, which is cool.
Speaker A:And I thought they could have done a little more with that because that was.
Speaker A:That felt like the spider gremlin scene where, like, Gizmo sets it on fire felt to me like a bit of homage to the awesome ending in the department store of the first movie where it was really like a more violent, like, chainsaws and, you know, like.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:And that went back to that tone.
Speaker A:And then it's like, nope, you're watching Gremlins 2 now.
Speaker A:Time for a Broadway musical in New York, which I love, by the way.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker A:I'm so, so over the top.
Speaker A:But, like, I undeniably, like, I can't help but I love that scene.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:I just think it's clever how they kill them with, like, electric Gremlin.
Speaker A:Like, I like that I was thumbs up to that plot.
Speaker A:Him getting stuck in call waiting is just.
Speaker B:Anyway, Nathan is so not amused.
Speaker C:I was.
Speaker C:I was amused.
Speaker C:I just wanted.
Speaker C:I. I don't know.
Speaker C:Things just went on and on and on, and I just.
Speaker C:I was.
Speaker C:I was highly entertained and highly frustrated equally in this movie.
Speaker C:Movie.
Speaker C:That's all I can say.
Speaker C:It's the.
Speaker C:It's the most conflicted I've been Over movie in so long.
Speaker C:Because, I mean, I. I will share my final thoughts.
Speaker C:I have some.
Speaker C:I'll share things about this.
Speaker C:So there was one or two other things I just had to get off my chest.
Speaker A:I do want to give a shout out to Robert Picardo.
Speaker A:His character of.
Speaker A:Of was just like the.
Speaker A:I love.
Speaker A:I vividly remember watching this in the movie theater with my father.
Speaker A:And it's the scene where he catches the guy smoking in the.
Speaker A:Like, he's on the security, and the guy smoking is a famous actor who was in the burbs.
Speaker A:And Harry is.
Speaker C:Harry Gibson, is it?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I'm blanking on his name.
Speaker A:He's amazing.
Speaker A:So, like, Robert fires him.
Speaker A:He's like, you are terminated.
Speaker A:Bye, bye.
Speaker A:Leave the building.
Speaker A:And then my father quietly turned to me in the theater and, like, was laughing to himself.
Speaker A:He's like, these people are.
Speaker B:Aw.
Speaker B:Henry.
Speaker A:Henry Gibson.
Speaker C:Yeah, he's great.
Speaker C:He's great.
Speaker C:He's done, I think, things with a lot of work with, like, Robert Altman back in the day as well.
Speaker C:He's awesome.
Speaker C:The Brain Gremlin.
Speaker C:Brain Gremlin.
Speaker C:We haven't talked about him at all.
Speaker C:Voiced by Tony Randall.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker C:One of my favorite parts of this movie.
Speaker C:And I love.
Speaker C:I think it's just hilarious that he's so sophisticated and articulate, and I just, like, he's calmly discussing civilization while the rest of these creatures are just, like, destroying the building.
Speaker C:He's a perfect part of this movie.
Speaker B:I love it.
Speaker B:He says out loud and embodies the fact that being chaotic is just part of their nature, that they are the embodiment of chaos.
Speaker B:I also.
Speaker B:Julius Sweeney was one of my favorite.
Speaker B:Like, oh, my God.
Speaker B:The first time watching this, I would not have recognized her because I wasn't staying up that late to watch SNL yet.
Speaker A:Right, right.
Speaker B:I don't even know if she was on SNL yet, but she always.
Speaker B:She always gives such a hilarious, grounded performance at the same time.
Speaker A:Yes, yes.
Speaker A:Just like.
Speaker C:I don't think I remember her from this.
Speaker B:She is the receptionist in the genetics lab.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:And she's the one that.
Speaker A:She has, like, the.
Speaker A:The, like, cold.
Speaker A:And she gives it to Christopher Lee and he's like, thank you.
Speaker A:And by the way, like, Christopher Lee, amazing.
Speaker A:Like, in terms of ridiculous gags, if you want to talk about, like, the crazy plot devices of this movie, a lot of things you can buy, you're like, that could happen.
Speaker A:Like, Gizmo could get picked up.
Speaker A:He could escape.
Speaker A:But that genetic slab in that building is like the screenwriters coming together and be like, oh, what if.
Speaker A:Okay, what if an elephant walks by?
Speaker A:Then we'll do it.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:And they are just out there.
Speaker A:That lab is like the epicenter of the incent of the tone of Gremlins 2, where every shot is a gag, every line is a gag.
Speaker A:Like, his name is Dr. Catheter.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, come on.
Speaker C:I love it when he walks up to the twins.
Speaker C:He goes, martin, Hello, Doctor.
Speaker C:How's the cloning?
Speaker C:We're coming along.
Speaker C:I didn't catch that at first, but I was on the second watch.
Speaker C:I caught that.
Speaker B:And their.
Speaker B:Their names are Martin and Lewis.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And they wanted to go further with the genetics lab and have even more ridiculous stuff, but they just, like, ran out of money and ability.
Speaker B:They wanted to have a hamster cow crossover in a giant.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker C:Oh, the cow.
Speaker C:Anyone catch the cow talking?
Speaker C:I am calm and centered.
Speaker C:I enjoy giving milk.
Speaker B:I lost it.
Speaker C:I actually lost it when I heard that.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:No, no, it's all.
Speaker B:It's just all.
Speaker B:It's all amazing.
Speaker B:And I. I just.
Speaker B:I love the.
Speaker B:The fun of it.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker B:That's just.
Speaker B:It's pure joy.
Speaker A:I agree that what I like.
Speaker A:What is fun about Gremlins 2 is it's different than the first one.
Speaker A:The words I would describe it, it's very, like.
Speaker A:Like splashy and.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, I literally forgot what I was gonna say.
Speaker A:I forgot the other word.
Speaker A:But, yeah, it's like splashy and, like, abundance, and it's over the.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:It's excessive in a good.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:I feel like it's pointing fun at sequels and just, like, pouring money into these, like, grandiose sequences.
Speaker A:Like, it's, like, bigger than the first movie.
Speaker A:But I still.
Speaker A:I love the first film more.
Speaker A:But, yeah, I just.
Speaker A:I like.
Speaker A:It's interesting because it's different enough that it's not a carbon copy of the first one.
Speaker A:That's what I like about it.
Speaker A:What are you gonna say, Dinosaur one.
Speaker B:Quick aside, if you get the opportunity to see Borman and the Devil, it's a documentary about that exorcist.
Speaker A:New.
Speaker C:Right?
Speaker B:Yeah, I just.
Speaker B:I saw it at the Boston Underground Film Festival this past March, but it's.
Speaker B:It's out there now.
Speaker B:I think you can watch it.
Speaker C:I think it just came out.
Speaker C:Oh, awesome.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Yes, I heard good things.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:I've never seen Exorcist 2.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:I loved this documentary.
Speaker B:What are you guys doing over here.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker B:No, this, this.
Speaker C:I know.
Speaker B:The Jaws 2, Exorcist 2 and Gremlins 2.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker C:We're trying to get through all these franchises.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:But the Borman and the Devil.
Speaker B:Excellent documentary.
Speaker B:It really makes you appreciate what they were trying to do with the Exorcist.
Speaker B:To interesting.
Speaker B:Which is avoid the regurgitation.
Speaker B:That happens with most sequels.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:They certainly, Certainly succeed.
Speaker A:Yeah, I. I don't.
Speaker A:I don't like.
Speaker A:I don't even mean to sound like, like, putting down that, like, I can't wait to see that documentary.
Speaker A:It's amazing.
Speaker A:I'm saying, just like, judging the film.
Speaker A:I can't wait to see this documentary.
Speaker A:Because personally, just being brutally honest, The Exorcist Part 2 is maybe one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Speaker B:Even the director agrees with you.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:In my life.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And I love John Boorman.
Speaker A:Like, he did.
Speaker A:It's John Boorman.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A:No, is it?
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker A:He did Deliverance, the Emerald Forest.
Speaker A:Like, I.
Speaker A:He's.
Speaker A:I love his visual style.
Speaker A:So, like, I wanted to like that movie, but I'm fascinated because it's ambitious and it's like, has all this world building, but man.
Speaker A:Anyway.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:So definitely check it out and then have me back on the show and we'll talk about it.
Speaker A:Definitely.
Speaker A:That's awesome.
Speaker C:I did like the Ernie O' Morricone score for Exorcist 2, though.
Speaker C:I'll say.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:That's all I'll say that's good about it.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I like the bees.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:I don't know if there's.
Speaker C:Why don't we.
Speaker C:Are we good to take a break and come back with our final thoughts on this?
Speaker C:Because I. I think I'm cooked on this.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker C:Are you suggesting that someone's trying to make a real life sequel?
Speaker C:Stab 2?
Speaker C:Who'd want to do that?
Speaker B:Sequels suck.
Speaker A:No, come on, man.
Speaker C:Oh, please, please.
Speaker C:By definition alone, they're inferior films.
Speaker C:It's generalization.
Speaker C:Many sequels have surpassed their original.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah?
Speaker C:Name one.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Aliens.
Speaker C:Far better than the first.
Speaker B:Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker A:Ridley Scott rules.
Speaker A:Name another.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker A:Aliens is a classic, okay?
Speaker C:Get away from her, you bitch.
Speaker C:I believe the line is, stay away.
Speaker B:From her, you bitch.
Speaker B:It's film class, right?
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Another T2.
Speaker B:You've got a hard on for Cameron.
Speaker A:Big one.
Speaker A:But wait a second.
Speaker C:The first Terminator is historical.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Was that Scream 2?
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah, I thought so.
Speaker A:I was like, this sounds so familiar.
Speaker A:What am I?
Speaker A:Yeah.
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Speaker C:Okay, so we are going to get to our final thoughts and our rating and our decision on whether we're going to save our purge.
Speaker C:Gremlins 2, the new batch.
Speaker C:Diana, you are our guest, so why don't you share your final thoughts and what you would give this movie from one to five.
Speaker B:Oh, well, I think that Gremlins is a very good time.
Speaker B:It is goofy fun.
Speaker B:It's smarter than it lets on.
Speaker B:I'm not sure that anyone who hasn't seen the first one will really actually be able to enjoy it.
Speaker B:I think this is a nostalgia pick.
Speaker B:It's for people who were alive when it came out.
Speaker B:I will give it a three.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker C:We'll save our vault decision at the to the very end here, Sam.
Speaker A:So, yeah, I have a.
Speaker A: nd as like a nine year old in: Speaker A:It was like a dream come true.
Speaker A:And I was like.
Speaker A:To me at that time was like all the high octane action and like the elevator scene.
Speaker A:Like, I felt like I was watching a comedy, big action film being, but, like, more grounded.
Speaker A:I. I still enjoy it.
Speaker A:It's definitely more satirical and like, crazier.
Speaker A:Wackier.
Speaker A:Way more Looney Tunes than the first movie.
Speaker A: which is now it was November: Speaker A:It got pushed back, so a little bit of a longer wait.
Speaker A:But I will say that I have obviously no idea what they're going to do, but my hope is that they go slightly back to the direction and tone of the first movie because I think going wackier and break.
Speaker A:Fourth wallier.
Speaker A:Second film, there's no more walls.
Speaker A:The second one is like its own firework anomaly.
Speaker A:I would like it to go back to slightly more grounded horror.
Speaker A:Maybe Christmas setting again or like hot.
Speaker A:You know, just like small town.
Speaker A:I just like the first film and I feel like if it's intended to be a trilogy, even though it's probably a reboot if they do that.
Speaker A:I'd like to see a full circle, but we'll see what happens.
Speaker A:No clue.
Speaker A:No idea.
Speaker A:I would give Gremlins to three.
Speaker A:Three and a half stars.
Speaker A:I enjoy it.
Speaker C:I. I'm wondering if it's going to be an origin story.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker C:Because everything has to bring up the order.
Speaker B:Yeah, No, I could see that it might, but.
Speaker A:But I think Zach Galligan is in it, though, so it's got to be.
Speaker C:Well, that's still gonna be an origin story.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Time traveling and who knows what.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus.
Speaker C:They'll make up something.
Speaker C:A multiverse, you know, I don't know.
Speaker A:Cross it over with the, like, the dumb.
Speaker A:The dumbest other movie.
Speaker A:Like, it's just like a crossover between that and Reindeer Games with Ben Affleck for no reason.
Speaker A:No reason.
Speaker A:What the hell?
Speaker C:Anyway, Gremlins 2, this movie is completely insane, but there are individual things that I absolutely loved.
Speaker C:The brain Gremlin, the automated clamp tower, the.
Speaker C:The satire aspect of this.
Speaker C:We're making fun of the rules of Gremlins.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker C:The shredder scene Christopher Lee brought.
Speaker C:It was delight in this movie for me.
Speaker C:And the cameos, even though they went far with it was fun.
Speaker C:The corporate media bits.
Speaker C:I think they could have done more with it, though.
Speaker C:And we didn't talk about this, the end of civilization tape, which I want to sadly believe that every media outlet probably has some updated version of that on cue right now.
Speaker C:I loved that so much.
Speaker C:But the movie eventually just becomes so self aware that it stops feeling like a movie.
Speaker C:It just starts feeling like a live action Warner Brothers cartoon.
Speaker C:And it lost me.
Speaker C:You know, the first Gremlins managed to balance, like, the, you know, horror and comedy, a Christmas movie and a creature feature all in one.
Speaker C:I don't know what this movie is trying to say, and I don't know what I'm supposed to take away from this movie.
Speaker C:And maybe that's exactly why some people love it and some people hate it.
Speaker C:And the funny thing is, I'm in both camps on this.
Speaker C:I absolutely love this movie and I absolutely hate this movie.
Speaker C:And I love it for its audacity, but I also hate it for basically everything else.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:And because, you know, once every rule gets thrown away, you know, every villain becomes harmless, every joke becomes just another wink at the audience, and I just want this movie to give me something to hold on to.
Speaker C:And it goes.
Speaker C:And it really just doesn't go anywhere because of that.
Speaker C:So I, the rating I'm gonna give it seems kind of low, but this is the best 2 out of 5 movie I've ever seen.
Speaker B:That's what I'll say.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:It packs a lot into those two stars.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So, yeah.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker C:Vault decision.
Speaker C:Diana, is this movie something that needs to be saved, preserved for generations to come?
Speaker C:Is it, you know, our sight and sound criterion, Is it, you know, that worthy of the vaults?
Speaker C:Do we, does it need to be preserved?
Speaker B:I feel like even going first, I'm still the deciding vote here.
Speaker C:No, we In a vacuum.
Speaker C:In a vacuum.
Speaker B:In a vacuum, in your own vaults.
Speaker B:I mean, I, I tend to be a hoarder of mov.
Speaker B:Of media.
Speaker B:At least I'm rebuilding my DVD and Blu Ray collection.
Speaker B:And I, I will say if I came across it, I would grab it, but I probably have more space than you have in the vault.
Speaker B:And based on that alone, I'm going to say no.
Speaker B:I'm sorry, Sam.
Speaker A:I, I love the first one, but, but yeah, I would, I, I, I like, would say no to this.
Speaker A:Like, I, it doesn't need to be in the vault.
Speaker A:Like, I enjoyed a lot, but if needs be, and like the radioactive, like, waste cleared, I would go and I'm sure I could find a copy of it somewhere.
Speaker A:So, like, it might not be in the vault, but it's, it's out there and I'll.
Speaker A:I'll see it again.
Speaker C:It's there with a bunch of ET Atari games somewhere, I'm sure.
Speaker A:Yeah, I do highly enjoy it, and normally it's on brand for me to, like, put it in the vault, but I just.
Speaker A:It's like I.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:I don't feel like.
Speaker A:Did Grab the first gremlins make it in the vault or did it not?
Speaker A:I can't remember.
Speaker C:Oh, it did.
Speaker A:It did.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:That's all that matters.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:If you don't have the first one.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:Doing.
Speaker A:I love gremlins too, so I'll, like, fuck it.
Speaker A:I'll put it in the goddamn vault.
Speaker A:Even though I'm going to lose.
Speaker A:I can't.
Speaker A:I feel so.
Speaker A:I feel so much guilt.
Speaker A:I feel so much guilt there.
Speaker A:I just saw, like, Gizmo and the whole cast and, like, everyone standing there looking at me all disappointed.
Speaker A:I'm like, okay, I'll do it.
Speaker A:I'm sorry.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I vote for the fall, even though.
Speaker C:It's not going to make it, because I'm voting no.
Speaker B:Of course.
Speaker C:Of course.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker A:That's why I just felt I need.
Speaker A:I need to, like, represent it a.
Speaker C:Little bit or something Deck here with Diana coming in.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker C:I say no.
Speaker C:And for all reasons before mentioned.
Speaker C:So is purged.
Speaker C:Oh, bye, Gizmo.
Speaker C:What we have.
Speaker A:I would definitely check out Red Letter Media, Half in the bag, their review of Gremlins 2, like, on YouTube.
Speaker A:Those guys are like, if you ever are, like, want to watch it sometime?
Speaker A:Like, their discussion about Gremlins 2 is amazing.
Speaker B:Who knows what waits for us in nature's no man land?
Speaker A:Impossible.
Speaker A:Unbelievable.
Speaker A:Fantastic.
Speaker A:But I tell you, it could happen.
Speaker A:It could happen.
Speaker A:It could happen.
Speaker A:It could happen.
Speaker A:Yes, it could happen.
Speaker A:For various authorities believe that buried somewhere under the polar ice cap in a state of suspended animation a are the awesome creatures, the leviathans, that roamed the earth at the dawn of time.
Speaker A:And under certain conditions, a nuclear explosion could free one from his icy tomb.
Speaker A:Then, guided by instinct, the beast would come back.
Speaker A:Back to the caverns of the deepest Atlantic where it was spawned.
Speaker A:An armored giant, wreaking his prehistoric fury on modern man and his puny machines.
Speaker A:Cities would be terrorized by the cruel intruder from the past.
Speaker C:All right, we are going to jump into our next segment, and this is gonna be kind of fun.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker C:As a tie into our discussion of this movie, we are gonna do a top five list of our favorite movie monsters.
Speaker C:Our top five movie monsters that we want in Our own new batch.
Speaker C:This should be kind of fun.
Speaker C:And we're just gonna go.
Speaker C:Let's just kind of do a little round robin here and list off how we're gonna do this.
Speaker C:So is there any criteria that each of you are going by?
Speaker C:Are you just winging this or.
Speaker A:So is.
Speaker A:Wait, so if it's five, do we start from, like, fifth place down to fourth?
Speaker C:We'll go from our top five from five down to 1 1.
Speaker A:Gotcha.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Oh, wow.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker A:Oh, is that shocking mathematics on the program?
Speaker B:I need to, like, rank them too, not just come up with them.
Speaker A:Doesn't this now feel like a Sesame street episode?
Speaker A:It's like, first you put it this way, then we're put it backwards.
Speaker A:1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Speaker C:I know.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker B:So for me, I was.
Speaker B:It was sort of like two things.
Speaker B:Like, being monstrous, I think, is probably the easiest way to sum it up.
Speaker B:Like, is it the.
Speaker B:The monster of the movie?
Speaker B:Because sometimes you.
Speaker B:You have a monster, but it's not really the monster of the movie.
Speaker B:Does that make sense?
Speaker A:Like, like, it's a monster in the movie that, like, has screen time, but it's, like, not necessarily about that monster, even if it's amazing.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:Like, Sweden's in any of the Muppets movies.
Speaker B:Technically, a monster.
Speaker B:Not a monster of the movie.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker C:My list is a combination of monsters that are the featured monster.
Speaker C:Some of them are just, like, a monster that happens to show up here or there.
Speaker C:And no, I got no rule.
Speaker C:I got no rules.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker C:So, okay, this is how it works here.
Speaker C:I did not get.
Speaker C:I kind of left the open ended to you.
Speaker C:To each of you.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker C:To see how I know.
Speaker C:I mean, it's probably harder because of that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker B:I don't know that I can rank them.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker C:You don't.
Speaker C:You know, you don't have to rank them if you don't want to.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay, cool.
Speaker C:I ranked mine because I'm just ridiculous.
Speaker C:And I put.
Speaker C:I actually put hours into my rank because I had too much time on my hands, apparently.
Speaker C:Yeah, I did.
Speaker A:I'm gonna rank mine because life is a soulless competition in second place.
Speaker C:Sucks.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Sam, how about you?
Speaker C:Any.
Speaker C:Any.
Speaker C:Any way you thought about your list?
Speaker C:Did you think about.
Speaker A:Yeah, well, I, I, I.
Speaker A:Because I.
Speaker A:Because we've done this kind of, like, numerical thing before, so I do have it all.
Speaker A:I have it written down here.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:But I'm missing one place.
Speaker A:But, like, as we.
Speaker A:As we go through it, it'll get to me and I'll have time to figure out what that is.
Speaker A:All right, who wants to live life on the edge?
Speaker C:Who wants to begin with like a first submission into this?
Speaker A:I'll do a first.
Speaker A:I'll, I would start with the really good monster.
Speaker A: The graboids from Tremors,: Speaker A:Underground worms like that create seismic activity and like if you're anywhere on the sand, they can just come from the ground and like pull you underneath.
Speaker A:And the only chance you have is if you're like on a stone or a rock or like something they can't eat.
Speaker A:So one of those like horror fun movies that's like like part comedy but mostly horror.
Speaker A:I just like the creatures and they're, they're, they're like basically miniature, miniature sand worms from Dune but with like teeth and are like hungry all the time and it's, it's fun.
Speaker A:So for fifth place, I just thought, I thought that was a memorable cinematic monster.
Speaker C:It's a, it's, they are and it's a really, the first one's a really good movie.
Speaker C:Good like cheesy horror movie.
Speaker C:And Fred Ward and Kevin Bacon are in that.
Speaker C:And I just remember Kevin Bacon's line where after they kill one of the sand worms it goes, hey, I found the ass end.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's, yeah, it's a, it's a fun beam horror type movie and it's a lot of fun and there's some.
Speaker A:Genuine like creepy like strong violent scares in it.
Speaker A:I, I, I enjoy it.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:And somehow Michael Gross has had a career making sequels.
Speaker C:Oh my God, there's like six or seven of them.
Speaker A:Tremors was almost taking the Land Before Time sequel direct to video route where it's like 14 stories of like Little Foot and his friends.
Speaker A:And like I said this a million times but one reviewer was like in real life Little Foot, the like long neck dinosaur would be like a grandfather with like lots of children and like grandchildren and he'd probably be dead by now.
Speaker A:Like, like it was just like, it's like this kid's childhood lasted 14 friggin movies.
Speaker C:Like Sam, have you seen all the land before times?
Speaker A:You know.
Speaker A:Yes, yes I have.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I, it became a habitual thing one time and I, and as I'm a completionist, I went through the whole thing and I actually could rank them but.
Speaker C:Like I was, I was ask you.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh Jesus, not tonight.
Speaker C:Not to, not now.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Yeah, I could but like in a future discussion I could.
Speaker A:There's 14 of them, but I Will say that the land before time 10.
Speaker A:The long neck migration is pretty damn good, but don't waste your time with the worst one in the saga, the land before time 13.
Speaker A:The wisdom of Friends.
Speaker A:That's the title.
Speaker A:And it's like, meant for preschoolers.
Speaker A:It's like if you're over the age of 5 years old, that's 45.
Speaker A:And watching this and I was like, like, Sam, you have to do something better.
Speaker A:What are you doing?
Speaker C:You know, what are you doing with your life?
Speaker A:Seriously?
Speaker C:Seriously.
Speaker C:With any kids in the room with you or just you just watching this?
Speaker A:No, I was just watching it, just sitting there in the room playing before time 13.
Speaker A:Yeah, it was it then.
Speaker C:You watched the 14th one, you're saying?
Speaker A:No, I.
Speaker A:Well, they're.
Speaker A:This is like, this is spread out over like an eight month, month period where it's like, here's one.
Speaker A:It's one I just like, I, I just had.
Speaker A:I had to know what happens a little bit.
Speaker A:But the thing is, there's no attempt at continuity.
Speaker A:It's just like one, like children's like, adventure after another and like they have like, sing along songs and stuff like that.
Speaker A:Like the target audience is like six year olds.
Speaker C:Like, you know, this tells me so much about you.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:But now, now, yeah, it's, it's, you know, I, I feel we, we should devote a podcast to all 14 of them.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker A:That'll get millions of views, let me tell you.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker C:Diane, are you ready to.
Speaker C:To.
Speaker C:Yeah, your first one here.
Speaker B:I want to throw out Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors.
Speaker B:Nice.
Speaker B:Because, I mean, we're talking about a plant that sings, kind of dances and eats people, and that's impressive to me.
Speaker B:And I love plants, so it's really fun seeing a plant be the scary, be the.
Speaker B:Be the monster and be a charming monster like you.
Speaker B:Kind of on Audrey 2's side at some points, especially when the plant wants to eat Steve Martin that.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, I think we're all, yes, eat the dentist.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:Yeah, Audrey too.
Speaker C:I love that.
Speaker B:Adore Audrey too.
Speaker C:Come on.
Speaker C:I haven't got much left.
Speaker C:Just give me a few days to heal.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Then we'll start again on the left hand and feed me.
Speaker C:I beg your pardon?
Speaker C:Feed me.
Speaker C:Tui, you talked about you open your trap, you thing and you feed me crab horn.
Speaker C:Feed me now.
Speaker C:I can't.
Speaker C:I'm starving.
Speaker C:Look, maybe I can squeeze a little more out of this one.
Speaker C:More, more, more, more, more.
Speaker C:There isn't any more.
Speaker C:What do you want me to do slit my wrists.
Speaker C:Oh, boy.
Speaker C:Look, I got an idea.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go down to Schmendrick and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin.
Speaker A:Must be blood.
Speaker C:Tui.
Speaker C:That's disgusting.
Speaker A:Must be fr.
Speaker C:I don't want to hear this.
Speaker C:Have you.
Speaker C:Have you seen the.
Speaker C:The musical?
Speaker C:The one that came around?
Speaker B:I haven't, and I really need to.
Speaker B:And it came around.
Speaker B:I often.
Speaker B:Yeah, I often.
Speaker B:When I'm in New York City by myself, I will just go to Ticks.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker B:For those of you not from the New York area, there is a discount ticket booth in Times Square where you can get same day seats.
Speaker B:Seats.
Speaker B:And if you.
Speaker B:If you are by yourself, you can often get really, really good seats for not a lot of money, because if there's like a single in a row, I. I've seen great shows, fourth row center, because I was getting them same day and it didn't cost me a lot of money.
Speaker B:So that is, like, high on my list of shows to see next time.
Speaker B:Although I'd really like to see that one with people.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Nice.
Speaker C:I think I'm up.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:So there were a few monsters I really struggled with for my fifth spot here, and I have.
Speaker C:I have such affection for, like, the xenomorph in from Alien, like, Predator.
Speaker C:Fun choices because, you know, he's really intelligent and a calculated hunter, but ultimately I went with a monster that gives me a genuine sense of horror.
Speaker C:And that is the pale man from Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:So good pick.
Speaker C:This is.
Speaker C:There's something just really sinister about this creature.
Speaker C:And del Toro's design is, I think, nightmarish.
Speaker C:That pale skin and that.
Speaker C:It's like it's sagging in the eyeless face.
Speaker C:And of course those.
Speaker C:The eyes just in the palms of the hands.
Speaker C:And.
Speaker C:Yeah, the creature design is really great.
Speaker C:It just kind of gets in your head.
Speaker C:And it's more than that, though.
Speaker C:It's also the way that the scene is constructed.
Speaker C:And, you know, this is a really small part of the movie too, I think.
Speaker B:And I believe he's played by Doug Jones.
Speaker C:Oh, right.
Speaker C:Creepy actor already, you know.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Amazing.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:And I remember he's just sitting there completely still and at the head of this enormous banquet table and.
Speaker C:And, you know, something's just really off in the very beginning of the scene.
Speaker C:And I think the little girl that's in this, she does something.
Speaker C:She breaks the rules of something.
Speaker C:And he wakes up and he puts those eyes, the hands over the eyes, and this creature just comes after her and it is terrifying.
Speaker C:So the pale man does not have a big amount of screen time in this movie.
Speaker C:He doesn't need it, but really is effective for the short amount of time in the, in this movie.
Speaker C:So I had to consider.
Speaker C:So yeah, this.
Speaker C:I had to put the film on the list.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:So yeah.
Speaker A:Yes, definitely scary.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:So that's my number five.
Speaker C:Sam, what's your number four?
Speaker A:So my number four would definitely be Monstro the whale from the original Pinocchio.
Speaker A:19.
Speaker A:Is it 40s, 30s?
Speaker A:I can't.
Speaker C:I honestly can't remember one Pinocchio.
Speaker C:Something.
Speaker A:Something like that.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:That whale, like as a child, the way it's introduced, like that whole last third of that film, like the final act is terrifying.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker A:And the, the hand animation is so amazing and so well done.
Speaker A:And like you first come upon the whale sleeping and then when they escape and it's like sneezing and they're like getting out of its teeth and.
Speaker A:But there is a scene at the end where like they've smoked out the their way.
Speaker A:Like they lit a fire inside and like the smoke went through the whales like blowhole and he's like choking and like, and he is in an enraged snit and like comes roaring and chasing after them.
Speaker A:And he's just huge.
Speaker A:The way he's animated.
Speaker A:He's just like monstrous and like I always found it terrifying.
Speaker A:And they barely escaped.
Speaker A:And just that, that particular movie, my like the way that scene, that ending is done is just like incredible.
Speaker A:That's the first movie I saw in a theater too.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker B:Yeah,.
Speaker C:Come on, don't wait for me.
Speaker C:Never saw so many.
Speaker C:Here's another one.
Speaker C:Enough for me.
Speaker A:Here's big one.
Speaker C:Keep them in there.
Speaker A:Figaro.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:That left such an indelible impression on me that years ago I was snorkeling in Hawaii and it was whale season and the whale song was so loud.
Speaker B:It was very, very early in the morning.
Speaker B:We were like the only ones out there.
Speaker B:The whale song was so loud that I got scared that a whale was going to eat me because of that movie.
Speaker B:And I was a full grown adult.
Speaker B:But yeah, and it's like I know how whale's mouths work.
Speaker B:And I was still like, no, I gotta, I gotta go in.
Speaker B:I can.
Speaker B:It's too loud.
Speaker B:They're too close.
Speaker A:That's amazing.
Speaker B:So they were.
Speaker A:It was like a bunch of them like, like sounding off, like.
Speaker A:Yeah, like you could feel that you were surrounded by large creatures and it's.
Speaker B:Like scary when you were under the water, it was just.
Speaker B:It was like those.
Speaker B:Those CDs you could get in the 90s of just whale song constantly.
Speaker B:It was.
Speaker B:The snorkeling was amazing in this particular spot.
Speaker B:But we couldn't see the whales.
Speaker B:We could only hear them.
Speaker B:And that is.
Speaker B:That is one of the things that I'm afraid of, the ocean, the things you can't see.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:That is genuinely terrifying.
Speaker A:And also, I must point out, there is a movie coming out this fall called Whale Fall, where a guy is eaten by a whale and the whole movie is, like, him in the belly of the whale.
Speaker A:No joke.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:Is it the third.
Speaker B:Is it the third movie in the False series?
Speaker B:Is this.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker C:It's a sequel to Moonfall, I think.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:I saw that in the theater, too.
Speaker A:And that was another, like, still my money back.
Speaker C:They won't give it back.
Speaker A:Land Before Time was better than that, let me tell you.
Speaker A:The sequels, too.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I think I'm up.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:Diana, you're up for my number four.
Speaker B:I'm gonna say Bruce from Jaws.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker B:Because perfect execution of not showing the monster.
Speaker B:I. I am.
Speaker B:I am kind of a purist on the, like, do not show the monster, but also, like, what's Bruce doing wrong?
Speaker B:Bruce is just living Bruce's life.
Speaker B:Bruce is just trying to get some food justice for Bruce.
Speaker B:That's all I'm saying.
Speaker A:Yeah, I totally.
Speaker A:I hear that.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Just having a.
Speaker B:Trying to have a summer on the cape, just like the rest of us.
Speaker A:It's so funny.
Speaker A:I know a kid that saw Jaws for the first time last summer, and she literally said, like, her thoughts on the movie was like, they need to leave the shark alone.
Speaker A:He's trying to live his life.
Speaker A:And, like, they encroach in his, like, ocean, and, like, it's like, the humans are terrible.
Speaker A:So that's funny.
Speaker B:Like, I hear, yeah, sharks belong in the water.
Speaker B:We do not.
Speaker A:It's true.
Speaker C:Good pick.
Speaker C:All right, I'm on to my number four, which is going to be she love from the Lord of the Rings, Return of the King.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So this is interesting to me because,.
Speaker A:You know, not Aragog from Harry Potter.
Speaker C:And the Chamber of Secrets.
Speaker A:Sorry I decided to do that.
Speaker B:It.
Speaker A:My apologies to the world that is watching this.
Speaker C:I know one person is.
Speaker C:Maybe this is.
Speaker C:I. I like this because similar to, like, Jaws, the shark Bruce, this.
Speaker C:She love taps into that, like, primal fear, you know?
Speaker C:And I.
Speaker C:And I.
Speaker C:That's why loving monsters, you'll.
Speaker C:And you'll see this in like maybe a later pick of mine, you know, she love isn't like plotting world domination, isn't looking for revenge.
Speaker C:Just a predator, you know, operating largely an instinct.
Speaker C:And I love monsters like that, creatures like that.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker C:But what I love about she love is what happens after she catches you.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker A:Stalks you, makes it even worse.
Speaker C:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker C:Paralyzes you and like wraps you up in like webbing and like we'll store you for food and we'll slowly eat you alive.
Speaker C:And there's, it's just really disturbing when you think about that.
Speaker C:And I love the way that she moves in the movie.
Speaker C:She's enormous and moves at lightning speed.
Speaker C:And that whole sequence with Frodo inside her lair becomes this little horror movie inside of Return of the King, which is one of my favorite parts of the whole trilogy.
Speaker C:And yeah, I just think that this is a fantastic creature design and the sheer size of this thing coming after him.
Speaker C:I love this.
Speaker C:So again, she love relatively small part of this big movie, but makes incredibly large impression and effective use of screen time.
Speaker A:Would you say that's your favorite of the three?
Speaker A:Lord of the Rings by.
Speaker C:Maybe by hair.
Speaker C:They're all good.
Speaker C:Probably Return of the King, Fellowship of the Ring are probably almost neck and neck.
Speaker C:No?
Speaker C:Yeah, I think, I think the Two Towers somehow is getting lower on my list for some reason.
Speaker C:Just because it, it's just the middle movie.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't hear that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Okay, Sam, we're on to your number three pick.
Speaker A: be the thing from the thing,: Speaker A:And it's like you never know who the Thing has taken over or what it's going to do.
Speaker A:There's like unbelievable like practical effects in that that are just incredible to this day because they're just so strange and I've never seen anything like them.
Speaker A:And I just feel it's funny because it's such an elusive monster because you don't like, you don't ever see it looking one particular way.
Speaker A:But that movie just has so much dread in it that when I think of like great movie monsters, the Thing or whatever, the evil that it represents, the alien, whatever it is, that's why it's on this list for me because it's just that movie is, is.
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:There's some great like terrifying moments in that.
Speaker A:So that would definitely, that would definitely be my number Three position.
Speaker C:Diana, your third pick.
Speaker B:Okay, so I'm a Sci Fi girly.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B: And I'm gonna go with the T: Speaker C:Yes, I considered that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Because like, talk about just resourceful, like could do anything.
Speaker B:Yeah, that, that, that was really.
Speaker B:That got my brain churning when I saw it as, as a teen, I think just really the possibilities there and you know, and this is why we shouldn't use artificial intelligence.
Speaker B:But yeah, a truly terrifying monster.
Speaker B:And like, it gave Arnold's Terminator such a great arc.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B: So, yeah, T: Speaker B:Great.
Speaker A: I love the T: Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Terrifying.
Speaker A:Are you the legal guardian of John Connor?
Speaker C:That's right, officer.
Speaker C:What's he done now?
Speaker C:Could I speak with him, please?
Speaker C:Could if you were here.
Speaker A:He took off on his bike this morning, so he could be anywhere.
Speaker C:Do you have a photograph of John?
Speaker B:Yeah, sure.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker A:You gonna tell me what this is about?
Speaker C:I just need to ask him a few questions.
Speaker A:He's a good looking boy.
Speaker C:Do you mind if I keep this picture?
Speaker C:No, go on.
Speaker C:There was a guy who, this morning.
Speaker B:Looking for him too.
Speaker A:Yeah, big guy on a bike.
Speaker C:So I got something to do with this.
Speaker A:No, I wouldn't worry about him.
Speaker A:And it's cool too, because it wasn't like.
Speaker A:Like Arnold Schwarzenegger versus like Dolph Lundgren or like another, like muscular.
Speaker A:It was like.
Speaker A:He was like slim, alert, eyes, very look like.
Speaker A:Could look like the good guy.
Speaker A:And at that time he was like relatively more of an unknown actor.
Speaker A:So it was like, yeah, perfect.
Speaker A:Terrifying.
Speaker B:It was like.
Speaker B:It was like a cheetah versus a girl.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker B:Not, not calling Arnold Schwarzenegger a gorilla.
Speaker A:Right, right.
Speaker B:Intelligent, impressive man.
Speaker B:But like.
Speaker A:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker A:This, like, perfect.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's.
Speaker A:I love Terminator 2.
Speaker C:All right, my.
Speaker C:We're doing my number three pick.
Speaker C:Okay, so it is Medusa from Clash of the Titans.
Speaker B:Classic.
Speaker C:All right, so this is a nostalgic pick for me.
Speaker C:And not because.
Speaker C:Because I grew up loving Clash of Titans, but because Medusa, I think it's.
Speaker C:That confrontation between Perseus and Medusa is just.
Speaker C:It's a great example of Ray Harryhausen's creature work.
Speaker C:But what I especially love about this sequence is the way the movie foreshadows Medusa.
Speaker C:We understand how dangerous she is before Perseus is even in the same room with her.
Speaker C:We know that one look can turn anyone into stone.
Speaker C:So by the time he enters her lair, that tension is already there.
Speaker C:And then Harryhausen delivers this incredible creature.
Speaker C:You get that serpentine body and the snakes for hair, the bow and the arrow, and the way that she's moving through the shadows.
Speaker C:This entire sequence is so scary.
Speaker C:This gave me nightmares as a kid.
Speaker C:I saw this in the theater.
Speaker C:That's how old I am.
Speaker C:And I.
Speaker C:This is one of the first movies I got on vhs.
Speaker C:I had a Beta before.
Speaker C:Vc, vhs, they had Beta, like the bigger tapes.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker C:I had that on Beta growing up and I.
Speaker C:My dad got me this tape.
Speaker C:I think it cost like $80 or something like that.
Speaker C:I don't know how much it cost.
Speaker C:It was ridiculous.
Speaker C:But I loved it.
Speaker C:And I watched this movie over and over until the Beta broke and we had to get a vhs.
Speaker C:But I love the fact that Perseus can't even fight her normally because he can't look her directly in the eye.
Speaker C:So it's just that he has to use his reflection in the shield.
Speaker C:It creates this wonderful cat and mouse scenario.
Speaker C:And this is just.
Speaker C:Just great, impressive stop motion animation.
Speaker C:And I think the creature has so much personality and so much menace.
Speaker C:So, yeah, this.
Speaker C:There's a.
Speaker C:Frightened the hell out of me growing up.
Speaker C:And I can't wait to eventually talk about this movie with you, Sam, at some point.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And I will be seeing it for the first time, if you can believe that.
Speaker C:I have not believe that.
Speaker A:Of all the people to have not seen that movie too.
Speaker B:It's like, get on it, Sam.
Speaker A:It's like a glitch in the Matrix for me.
Speaker A:Not liking that.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:It's like, what?
Speaker A:That does not compute.
Speaker A:Like what?
Speaker A:Yeah, well, I don't want to.
Speaker B:We all watch movies like that though.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:This.
Speaker A:It's just the.
Speaker A:The Anomaly, you know.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:So, Sam, your number two.
Speaker A: finitely the alien from Alien: Speaker A:By the way, a brief honorary.
Speaker A:Honorary shout to the Predator.
Speaker A:That did not quite make the list.
Speaker A:But I love the Predator and that's the scary one.
Speaker A:And like, it's top 10.
Speaker A:Definitely.
Speaker C:I wanted to fit the Predator in.
Speaker C:I did.
Speaker A:I know, yeah, it's hard, it's hard.
Speaker A:But definitely the Alien.
Speaker A:The Alien.
Speaker A:Like, I love James Cameron's Aliens.
Speaker A:And honestly, you know, one option would have been to say, like, the Queen from Aliens, because it's just such impressive creature design.
Speaker A:But for the sheer psychological horror menace of Alien and the fact that.
Speaker A:Like what like Diana was just saying about how not showing the monster is the best rule.
Speaker A:And for most of that movie, after it breaks out of his chest, you only see glimpses of tentacles and like it's almost at the.
Speaker A:Towards the end of the third act when you see the full creature.
Speaker A:I just that that movie is definitely in my top 10 favorite films.
Speaker A:I find the alien terrifying and the horror world of that movie amazing.
Speaker A:Like sinking into like existential dread.
Speaker A:So definitely the alien from the first Alien film.
Speaker A:My number two.
Speaker B:My number two is also an alien.
Speaker B:But I think you guys are gonna get a sense of how seriously I take life.
Speaker B:It's E.T.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Because my family went to see E.T.
Speaker B:At a drive in and I was very, very young.
Speaker B:And when he popped up in the closet and scares Drew Barrymore.
Speaker B:Yeah, that was terrifying.
Speaker C:I thought it was scary when he was in the field.
Speaker C:That's the part that scared me.
Speaker A:Yeah, super.
Speaker B:Who made that creature design for a children's movie?
Speaker B:It was never.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:They hate children.
Speaker B:So yeah, I like noped out and crawled into the back of the station wagon and went to.
Speaker B:To sleep and did not watch E.T.
Speaker B:Until I was.
Speaker B:I think I might have been in my 30s when I finally watched the entirety of ET because.
Speaker B:Yes, too scary.
Speaker B:Too scary.
Speaker C:And were you forced to watch the cut where Spielberg had to replace all the government men with walkie talkies instead of guns?
Speaker B:I. I honestly don't know.
Speaker B:But I. Yeah, he has since regretted.
Speaker A:That and gone back, which I'm so thrilled.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:But it's so funny that you mentioned that, Diana, because I like, first of all, like, I love E.T.
Speaker A:That that is.
Speaker A:Is easily one of my top 10.
Speaker A: r year old in a re release in: Speaker A:And I was so young, so I only remember images.
Speaker A:But for some reason what I viscerally remember is ET Pale, cold and like white, lying face down in a creek bed with like raccoons crawling over him and stuff like that because he was really ill. And I remember just being like, whoa.
Speaker A:And that left an impression and like.
Speaker A:But I was too young to like.
Speaker A:I remember images of the film and like scenes and visuals, but I didn't quite have the like the mind to be like, what a great narrative story this is.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:You know, like, yeah, there.
Speaker B:There was just so much making us like pop culture traumatized the hell out of all the 80s kids.
Speaker C:We're not traumatized enough now.
Speaker B:Yeah, like the Dark Crystal, like I almost put.
Speaker A:I love the Dark Crystal.
Speaker A:I watched that.
Speaker B:Great.
Speaker A:The Cartham.
Speaker A:Like those like beetle bug soldiers that are like.
Speaker A:I love them.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:The sound that they made was.
Speaker B:Yeah, turn to Oz with The.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:There's just so many things in children's movies that should not have been in children.
Speaker A:It was intense.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Secret of Nim was another one for me.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:With the way that ended.
Speaker C:People like heroes die in those movies, so.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And also, you know, the traumatizing Garbage Pail Kids.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker C:We haven't even talked about the Never Ending Story because I exposed my youngest daughter to that about five months ago.
Speaker C:I.
Speaker C:It was time for some childhood trauma.
Speaker A:What did you think of the.
Speaker A:Are you talking about the nothing wolf.
Speaker C:Called Artax, you know.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:I had swamp of sadness.
Speaker B:Totally.
Speaker B:I had totally forgotten about that when I showed it to my son.
Speaker B:And I'm like bawling and he's looking at me like, why did you show me this?
Speaker C:Because.
Speaker C:Yeah, every kid needs a little childhood trauma.
Speaker B:So time for my number two or.
Speaker B:No, I just did my number two.
Speaker B:I was all about my childhood trauma.
Speaker B:It's your turn.
Speaker C:That's what we need.
Speaker C:We should have done a list of our childhood trauma.
Speaker C:That could be a whole nother list.
Speaker C:My number two was already mentioned.
Speaker C:Sam, it's your number three.
Speaker C:It is the thing from the Thing, which again, I saw way too young in age.
Speaker C:I think I saw we had HBO or Showtime back in the early 80s.
Speaker C:I watched this at maybe I was 8 or something like that.
Speaker C:What the hell was I thinking?
Speaker C:Well, my parents were not parenting me enough.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Because I was.
Speaker C:Watched this and scared the out of me.
Speaker A:That is a strong film.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:Again, everything that you said.
Speaker C:I love the fact that, you know what makes this creature so terrifying is that there's nowhere you feel safe in this movie.
Speaker C:You can't lock the monster outside because you might have already locked it inside with you.
Speaker C:You know, there's.
Speaker C:This is.
Speaker C:What's great about this movie is the claustrophobia.
Speaker C:You don't really know what form this monster is going to take.
Speaker C:The creature effects are just extraordinary.
Speaker C:The body horror in this movie is top notch.
Speaker C:Bodies, bodies are splitting open.
Speaker C:Heads are detached.
Speaker C:Limbs are becoming completely different organisms.
Speaker C:And because the thing doesn't really have a definitive form, we never really know what it's going to become next.
Speaker C:I love this movie.
Speaker C:I love the just the off the wall, bonkers, gonzo nature of what this creature is.
Speaker C:And there really aren't that many movies that.
Speaker C:That use this style of really not.
Speaker C:It doesn't really have any rules, you know, what this creature can do.
Speaker C:And it's.
Speaker C:It's fascinating.
Speaker C:I just love the unpredictability of what it is.
Speaker C:So it works for me on multiple levels.
Speaker C:The physical horror, the creature effects, and the psychological horror, never knowing who you can trust.
Speaker C:So I love the.
Speaker C:The creature in the thing.
Speaker A:Absolutely.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker C:All right, so, Sam, you're number one.
Speaker A:So my number one is.
Speaker A:Is definitely the barracuda and the sword and the stone.
Speaker A:No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:Surprise, surprise.
Speaker A:My number one is Jaws.
Speaker A:Because the Jaws is probably my favorite film.
Speaker A:Number one film ever for me.
Speaker A:I love the movie.
Speaker C:Because you're saying that I'm gonna piggyback in that.
Speaker C:It's also my number one.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And the thing that I like about, too, is, like, great, incredible, suspenseful film.
Speaker A:Amazing, but also, like, great white sharks exist.
Speaker A:And, like, even though that one is, like, mythologically large, like, the events of Jaws, as intensified and movieified as they are, is not, like, entirely out of the realm of, like, possibility.
Speaker A:And so that's what gives it that elevated level, because it's, like, the ultimate.
Speaker A:For me, it's the ultimate creature movie and just a great movie.
Speaker A:And it, like, just taps into that feeling of, like, predator versus Prey on such a primal level.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:Like fear of the water.
Speaker A:Fear of under the water.
Speaker A:Jaws, to me, is just like the.
Speaker C:Apex, because the shark, not even evil.
Speaker C:It's just doing what it does.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Is you're swimming in its territory.
Speaker C:And I just love that, you know, Spielberg understands, you know, how much more frightening the monster is when you don't even see it.
Speaker C:I love that.
Speaker C:And there's so many things that add to that.
Speaker C:That's that fear, you know, the fin, the barrel moving throughout the water.
Speaker C:The John Williams score, the point of view shots from underneath the water of seeing someone swimming above it, above them.
Speaker C:Your imagination does so much of the work in this movie.
Speaker B:He does an amazing job of putting you in the place of the characters and having you look for the shark.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:And like you said, Diana, before, is that sharks, you know, these, they exist in the real world.
Speaker C:You go swimming in the ocean, you don't know what is under, underneath you, what you cannot see.
Speaker C:And Jaws I love because it takes that tiny little thought sitting somewhere in the back of your head and turns it into, like, two hours of terror.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So it's ultimate movie monster for me, too.
Speaker A:Stop playing with yourself.
Speaker A:Hooper.
Speaker A:Go ahead, if you please.
Speaker C:You heard him.
Speaker B:Slow ahead.
Speaker B:Slower, Hedge.
Speaker A:I can go slow ahead.
Speaker C:Come on down and chum some of this.
Speaker C:You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Speaker B:Okay, so since you both agreed on your number one.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker B:I'm gonna talk about my two runners up first.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker B:First, Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
Speaker C:I just watched that.
Speaker C:I just watched that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:You know, not a monster in the classic sense.
Speaker B:There's no special effects there.
Speaker B:But the actor whose name I'm totally forgetting, like, what a transformation.
Speaker B:He was amazing.
Speaker B:And I have to say, if Tom Petty comes on the radio when I'm driving alone, I am not helping anyone with anything.
Speaker B:Oh, God, no.
Speaker A:Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker C:I wish I could cue Goodbye Horses right now.
Speaker B:I have a friend who sings at a Carrie.
Speaker C:I love that song so much.
Speaker A:He's got that, like.
Speaker A:No, sorry.
Speaker C:Yeah, I will occasionally do a little dance around my house.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I'm gonna.
Speaker C:Kidding.
Speaker A:I was gonna say.
Speaker A:I said this to my friend so many times in college because it's such an unintentionally funny line when, like, Jodie Foster is, like, grilling him and he's like, oh, wait, is she a great big fat person?
Speaker A:Like, oh, God, it's terrible.
Speaker A:It's so terrible.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:It's not funny, but it's hilarious because it's, like, shocking.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:And I think he gets a little overshadowed because Anthony Hopkins does such an incredible job.
Speaker C:I was about to say that in this movie.
Speaker C:There's two real monsters in this movie.
Speaker C:Why did you choose him over Hannibal Lecter?
Speaker B:Because Hannibal Lecter isn't the monster of this movie.
Speaker C:He's not.
Speaker B:He's not.
Speaker C:He's.
Speaker B:He's one of the protagonists.
Speaker C:Interesting.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:He's helping Jodie Foster in.
Speaker B:In many ways.
Speaker B:He's got his issues and he's got poor security guard, but, yeah, he's technically on the side of the good guys.
Speaker A:And by the way, I play this really stupid game in my head that I. I like thinking of, like, really good actors.
Speaker A:Like, not bad actors, good actors, but, like, as miscast as possible.
Speaker A:And I was trying to.
Speaker C:Al Pacino as him.
Speaker C:Hannibal Lecter.
Speaker A:Now, either Al Pacino as Hannibal Lecter or even worse.
Speaker A:Can you imagine Tom Cruise?
Speaker A:Tom Cruise, he'd be like, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker A:Like, you gotta help me.
Speaker A:Al Pacino would be amazing, though.
Speaker A:No, he'd be like, like, so I like to eat people.
Speaker A:Do you have a problem with that?
Speaker A:Let me out of this cage.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:One of my favorite movies.
Speaker B:One of my favorite movies.
Speaker B:Also, what I think is the scariest movie of all time.
Speaker B:The Big Short.
Speaker B:The Monster Being American Capitalism.
Speaker A:Oh, that is a great Movie.
Speaker A:I love that movie.
Speaker C:Deep.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker B:I saw that movie by myself.
Speaker B:I was in New York taking a class, and I went to see it one night because I had time to kill and I almost vomited at the end of it.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Terrifying movie.
Speaker B:And American capitalism, specifically, because it's not.
Speaker B:It's not just the government and it's not just the economic system.
Speaker B:It's how the two work together that's so horrifying.
Speaker B:But my number one, because nobody else named her Godzilla.
Speaker A:I thought about Godzilla and then.
Speaker A:Then I got bogged down.
Speaker A:There's so many different, like, yeah.
Speaker A:Movies.
Speaker A:I was like, do I like that one?
Speaker A: But the: Speaker A:But yes.
Speaker A:Godzilla, like, is the ultimate movie monster.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:King of Monsters in all the car.
Speaker B:It's kind of like Doctor who or Star Trek.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:The way that it has grown and changed with the times is.
Speaker B:Is part of the amazingness of the.
Speaker B:The monster.
Speaker A:That's true.
Speaker A:Godzilla minus one.
Speaker A:That just came out, like, three years ago, and that was amazing.
Speaker A:And then they're doing another one, I think, like, I. I will always go to a new Godzilla movie.
Speaker C:I love Godzilla.
Speaker C:Godzilla would be probably my top seven or eight if we expanded this list.
Speaker C:So Godzilla minus zero is going to be the new one coming out in, like, November, you know, it's going to be rated R. That's awesome.
Speaker C:I know.
Speaker C:First R rated Godzilla movie.
Speaker C:I am stoked.
Speaker C:Happy to hear that.
Speaker B:How they're earning that rating was.
Speaker A:Wait, was the last one not R?
Speaker C:It wasn't.
Speaker C:It wasn't.
Speaker A:Wow, that was a strong PG13, if I remember.
Speaker C:Correct.
Speaker C:Wow, they're going R with this one.
Speaker A: agree that Roland Emmerich's: Speaker A:Right?
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:They went out of their way in that film to make the monster not look like the classic Godzilla.
Speaker A:And all the, like, other studio people were like, what?
Speaker B:What?
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:What are you doing?
Speaker B:Like, yeah, you're making a Godzilla movie.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's like, it's Godzilla.
Speaker A:We want to see Godzilla.
Speaker A:Not like Iguana, the lizard that changes sizes and has the.
Speaker A:That movie is like, good special effect.
Speaker A:Cheap special effect.
Speaker A:Good special effect.
Speaker A:Terrible special.
Speaker A:It's so uneven.
Speaker A:It's so weird.
Speaker C:All right, well, that is our top five movie monsters.
Speaker C:And that was really fun discussion.
Speaker C:That was great.
Speaker C:I think we're about at the end of it where we should wrap this up.
Speaker C:Oh, my God.
Speaker C:It is.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:We've been going a long time tonight, but this was great.
Speaker C:Diana, is there Any place that you want to tell our listeners where they can find you online, or anything you want to plug in that is available that you can see.
Speaker B:If you're interested in seeing more about my work as a filmmaker, we have Elizonfilms.com and also Ellazon on Instagram.
Speaker B:You can also find me on Instagram, Diana M. Porter.
Speaker B:M is for Magnificent.
Speaker B:And my current film, Proxy, is going to be playing.
Speaker B:We have two festivals coming up right now.
Speaker B:The Vortex Festival in rhode Island.
Speaker B:That's October 10th weekend.
Speaker B:And then in November, we have the Finding Bright Film Festival, which is looking to be really cool.
Speaker B:Very excited for that one.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And definitely keep an eye out for Code Demon.
Speaker B:We're in development on it and really excited to be doing our first feature.
Speaker C:Excellent.
Speaker B:Cool.
Speaker C:Well, this has been a pleasure having you as a guest and I hope you will consider coming back at some, some point.
Speaker B:I loved it.
Speaker B:Anytime.
Speaker C:Wonderful.
Speaker C: ext retrospective, which is a: Speaker C:I, I Something rings true about that.
Speaker B:Where.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's just gonna be, you know, a lot of.
Speaker B:Are you watching?
Speaker B:Tell me you're watching Beast.
Speaker A:Yes, we are.
Speaker C:Sweat, big hair, big muscles, machismo.
Speaker C:The movies that we are gonna be watching are Excalibur, the Beastmaster, Lady Hawk, and Clash of the Titans.
Speaker B:Beautiful.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker B:Beautiful.
Speaker C:So everyone's gonna be well oiled and with big hair.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Can't wait.
Speaker B:As we all were in the 80s.
Speaker C:Yeah, I know.
Speaker C:You have not seen Clash of Titans or Beastmaster.
Speaker A:Nope, I have not.
Speaker A:Do you believe that?
Speaker A:Yeah, there's like, too busy watching.
Speaker B:I think it'd be time.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker A:Think of all the time that.
Speaker A:Although to be fair, those movies are so short that like four of them counts as like an hour and a half film.
Speaker A:But like.
Speaker C:Yeah,.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, I am looking forward to this.
Speaker A:This will be educational and I can't believe I haven't seen it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:And I have not made it through Excalibur.
Speaker C:I have tried at least a couple times and I fell asleep.
Speaker C:Like, it's a little slow.
Speaker C:I remember.
Speaker A:God, I'm gonna make it through it.
Speaker C:I'm gonna make it through it and watch the whole thing.
Speaker A:I love, I love that film.
Speaker A:That's another John Boorman movie.
Speaker A:That is definitely better than the Exorcist too.
Speaker A:I'll give it that.
Speaker B:That's not a high bar.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's.
Speaker A:It's It's, It's.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's much.
Speaker A:It's much, much better.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Thank you so much for having me on.
Speaker B:I had an absolutely fantastic time.
Speaker C:Thank you for joining us.
Speaker A:And also, one quick final thing I forgot to say.
Speaker A:That opening shot of Gremlins 2 of the cityscape is footage they borrowed from another movie that was not.
Speaker C:It was Superman 4.
Speaker A:Superman 4.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:How about that?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Anyway, how about that.
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