In this episode, we delve into the whimsical yet chaotic atmosphere of our tavern, where laughter is abundant, and the stakes are amusingly low. We engage in spirited banter, reflecting on the past season's events and reveling in the camaraderie established with our esteemed guests. As we prepare for the forthcoming season, we unveil the exciting transition from our traditional format to a more dynamic game show experience, inviting our most cherished guests to compete for the title of champion. Throughout our discussion, we acknowledge the delightful unpredictability that characterizes our interactions, ensuring that the essence of fun remains paramount. Join us as we anticipate the epic journey that lies ahead, filled with laughter, competition, and unforgettable moments.

One shot, one fight no heart, no lie, no guns, no fight.

Just chaos and hate.

Roll for inside one we get a one.

Laughs are high, the stakes are dumb we'll come to chaos, we just beg.

This is Chad One and done.

Chad One and done.

Legends fall and rise for fun One bad robot.

We don't run, we fight through fire and the setting sun.

Chad 1 and I. I think I.

See some TR travelers coming through.

No adventures?

No.

They seem a little familiar.

I don't know.

But you know what?

Even though we're supposed to be closed right now for, you know, some season four renovations and preparations, I. I think it's okay if we let them in.

What do you think?

Yeah, doesn't seem like there's too many of them.

I think should be fine.

Well, then, you know what?

Go ahead and pull up a stool and we'll get some drinks flowing here at the tavern.

And welcome to Chat One and done.

What's going on, guys?

Welcome back to this mini episode.

Yeah, mini episode.

Bonus informative episode.

Possibly hype episode for the epicness that is to come.

I don't have any sounds on my bunnies, but,.

Yeah, I don't have much.

I mean, we can do.

Good enough till I get my kazoo.

Yes, right.

That'll be the next step.

And then we just need.

We just need Dante on guitar and all.

Eddie Vetter style bar.

We're gonna buy you a harp.

Yes, I will.

Harp.

No, but it's.

It's.

It's one of those things where we had such a great season that I don't think either of us thought about the fact that we were on the last episode.

Last episode.

So, yeah, yeah, we were on.

We're having fun.

We're on a roll.

Until.

It wasn't until, like after we're done recording, we're like, oh, shit.

It's like the last episode for the season.

Yep.

So we apologize for having to give you a bonus episode, but enjoy our voices and let them soothe your ears with illustrious musical vocality.

I don't like the way that came out.

Vocality.

Sounds weird.

Sounds clunky.

I don't like it.

Vocals, vocal stims, your talk pipes.

Oh, God.

Your.

Your breath weapon.

If.

If you please, your speak bucks.

Yeah, I mean, just random mania.

Well, not random.

I feel like we have a purpose,.

But yeah, dude, we do.

It was a great season.

We had some great guests.

It was some new.

Some return.

And as always, the returns.

It's always great to have you guys on.

You're always a blast.

It's always fun as hell.

You know, typically we end up having like an episode and a half worth of banter, but part of it we don't record because it's just pre show banter.

Yeah, I think for one of the episodes in.

In this last season we did was.

Is season three.

Yeah.

Damn, we're on season three.

Well, we finished season.

We just wrapped season three.

We had like an hour and a half conversation with our guests before.

We recorded for like another hour and a half and then after that we were on for like another hour after.

Yeah, she was nuts.

It's always cool to like have them hop in like at a certain.

I feel like it's.

I cracks me up because we're like, we have to be there at this time.

We record at this time.

We start this time and we never start on time.

We always banter like a good like 45 minutes before.

Like we just talk with them and then we hop into the episode.

But I feel like that's when we get the greatest episodes though.

Oh yeah, it's.

It's just building.

You know, all that pregame banter just ends up making it where you're so damn comfortable with everything that's going on by the time the episode comes that everything is just naturally flowing, just.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Man.

This was a great season.

It was like real.

I don't say it was streamlined because it wasn't.

We did have our share of like technical difficulties in this season and it was mainly on my end.

So for the listeners, you guys probably won't.

Wouldn't have caught it like during the episode or whatever.

Yeah, yeah.

There was one episode where it.

The studio would not load for me.

So it took me like a good like 30 minutes to get into the actual studio on my phone.

And that was a nightmare to run the games on.

I remember that one.

It happened a couple times, I think like two or three times.

Yeah, but you've been doing good now, so, you know.

Yeah, we had to update my computer.

Yeah.

We had to switch them over to the king of operating systems, I. E. Linux.

Microsoft 1.

Right.

It's what Microsoft wishes it was.

Yeah, but we, like I said we had some crazy moments, dude.

We have some fun stuff.

What would it be?

What would you say is one of your favorite moments from this last season?

I would have to say the sheer disappointment halfway through of just how badly I got my ass kicked in the games this season.

I'm still waiting on my sashimi brother.

Yeah, that's.

That's coming.

I just gotta Figure out if it's next check or the check after.

I gotta see which one is mortgage.

Yeah, brother.

You went like 4 and 9 on that this season.

Yeah, I think.

Did we do like double points at the end the last episode and you still lost that one?

Yeah, yeah, that one was.

And that one was all.

Because if I remember right, I just didn't raise my hand.

Was that the one before?

No, I think that was the one before where you didn't.

You had the actual answer, but you didn't raise your hand.

That was with Toast, I believe, and he stole your point.

Oh, yeah.

You felt bad about it.

Yeah, I felt bad.

I was like, ah, dude, I can't.

I was like, I can't.

In all goodwill, I cannot give you that point.

It was fine.

But the question is, how much of that was actual failure and how much was throwing.

I would say you lost all of it.

I think you went pretty fair on the loss on that one.

Yeah.

You believe that?

I don't want to scare the guests.

No, no, I. I did.

I was.

Yeah.

We have to do a nice rapport, and then when they come on for the next season, we just dunk on them.

I'm gonna have my voice game on point to the point of I'll just find a way to make some image that moves to whatever I'm speaking.

And it looks like it's me, but it'll be, you know, me in actor form.

Hear me out.

We go on ebay and we find you fucking.

Just a hundred dollars worth of fucking ventriloquist puppets and you dress them up in silly little costumes for every character.

Yes.

And we can have a superhero that uses nothing but boxing gloves and tape and just call him the ventrilophist.

Fuck.

That was an air ball.

God damn it.

I.

Okay, okay.

You for that bell is great.

God damn it.

See, man, this is why you're great at fucking.32nd backstory off the dome.

Yeah.

That is my favorite one.

That is gonna always be my all time favorite game.

Just because I get to do stupid voices.

I mean, spoilers for season four.

We got maybe a new game coming in.

Yeah.

Actually, you want to give a brief rundown on some.

I don't want to say spoilers, but maybe hints at what is to come because it's gonna be pretty epic.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's something that we've been working on for a bit, and I think we just.

I randomly had the idea during like one of our interviews, like at the end, and I think I threw it out after the recording.

I was like, dude, we have to do this.

And it took us a little bit to iron everything out.

But for season four, it's gonna be kind of different.

So instead of just a wee bit different, Poquito.

Poquito.

So instead of running it how we been running it for the last three seasons, for season four, it's going to be less talk show, more game show.

So what the idea that we have working right now is we have eight of our favorite guests and like most requested and like the most listened and most commented on guests.

We're bringing them back for season four and we're gonna make them play head to head games to determine one champion.

There can only be one.

I'd say fight to the death, but our insurance wouldn't cover that.

I mean, we don't have to say we started it.

We can just say we stumbled upon it upon reentering the tavern from taking a bathroom break.

Yeah, they would not approve our kumite of previous guests.

We know what Dante does in his spare time and that's anything he can to fuck with the tavern.

Yeah.

So since he is unavailable right now because of something with that.

What the fuck was his name?

Slippery Rick.

Oh, I just told you, I locked them in the basement.

I gave him a coloring book and a half a ham sandwich.

Oh, okay.

We'll be good for like another four hours.

Oh, hell yeah.

Fair enough.

Then I don't have to worry about saying his name.

So just Dante, man, he doesn't know how to do.

We got one more before you summon them like Beetlejuice.

But yeah, I'll try not to say anything.

We're gonna have he who Shall Not Be Mentioned.

Just so we don't get copyright.

He's going to be joining us still.

It's going to be great.

He just wasn't available for this, this mini episode update.

Yeah.

But yeah, we brought some of our favorite players back.

We're ironing out some more stuff with them so we can start recording pretty soon.

And oh yeah, keep an eye out on our Instagram for more little drops and leaks about season four.

Yeah, it's.

It's gonna be epic.

It's gonna be something to tune into.

And if it's as fun and epic as we believe it will be, it's probably something that we'll bring back every few seasons and invite new champions every time.

Yeah, I mean, I. I wouldn't be opposed to doing it like once a year and just having them as they're like the annual champion.

And then I think we had like a little, like, mini prize basket that we were gonna work on to send out.

Yeah, yeah.

But like I said, just keep an eye out.

We want to say a big thank you to everybody that we had on for season three.

You guys are awesome.

You guys made this season.

Just the.

Just shits and giggles the whole way through, man.

Like, like, cj, you hear it the most for me, dude.

Like, I'll do so much complaining when we're like, booking the season.

I was like, come on, man.

It's like, I can't do this.

And then after we're done booking the season, we're like, all right, we got these dates.

I was like, yeah, let's record.

We just grip it and rip it, dude.

It's always.

Yeah.

It's just non stop.

Just.

Yeah.

Recording session after recording session after recording session after recording session because.

Spoilers.

We're gonna see how the sausage is made here.

But we like to bundle our recordings for the weekends.

So sometimes we'll have like two recordings a day or sometimes I think we've had like three once.

Yeah, I think it was like two on a Friday and three on a Saturday.

Yeah, it was something like that.

But we like to bundle, record everything.

So that's why if you guys ever listen to it and you're like, oh, that doesn't line up, it's because we bundle record our episodes just so we can have something for you guys to listen to when it comes out.

But, yeah, I mean, that's crazy, dude.

Fucking.

We're on season four of this already.

Yeah.

And I know once we're partway through this, we're already going to be planning season five and getting, you know, another invite post ready.

Although now we did find a way to streamline one process of it.

With the scheduling, I was able to get something created where, you know, it gives you what our time zone is, because our time zone never changes compared to your time zone days that we prefer the times, like everything.

That's, I think, what makes it.

I don't know if it's slightly easier or harder, but our time zone never shifts, so we're always the same thing.

So it's always harder.

Yeah, it's always kind of harder to like, especially, like, the.

Our guests that we have overseas.

It's.

It's so hard for me to, like, act.

I'm terrible with math.

So I think.

What was it?

Season 2.

CJ let me book everything.

I was like, all right, cool, I got this.

So he's like, you're gonna see how everything's done, like, this end of the podcast stuff.

I was like, all right, fuck it.

I can do it.

And I think, like, two episodes into the season, we realized that all my times were off, so we had to go back and confirm everything.

I was like, I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm sorry.

I tried.

And then even with this season, it was slightly difficult.

It was easier because I found an easier method to get it to where we have a full understanding.

Yeah, yeah.

It was like, oh, yeah, we're gonna confirm everything.

And he's like, did you confirm the times?

I was like, yes, cj, I confirmed the times.

He's like, ask him what their time zone is.

And I asked him, no.

He's like, ask him what time they are in right now.

And then I was like, okay.

And then we compared to our time, and I think, like, twice I slipped up.

I was like, I don't think I told you that.

I was like, I'm not gonna let him know.

Oh, you did.

You were like, maybe we take the.

Guy who's bad at math off of the bookings.

And that's where I just worked on this.

This little creation, created it, had them test it, and it works out wonderfully.

So that will be coming at you for any sort of scheduling in the future.

So that will be easier.

Now the only thing I need to work on is making the back end of it look a little nicer so it's a.

A hair easier to read.

But other than that, not too bad at all.

Yeah, I mean, like I said, thank you guys so much for actually having this take off.

Dude, like, it's been crazy, the amount of growth that we've had just from, like, season, like, 1 to 2, then 2 to 3, and hopefully we keep trending upwards, but we can't do what we do without you guys.

Thank you so much.

Tune in for season four.

Keep an eye out on Instagram for some more hints about what's going on for season four.

Subscribe to Dante's Only Slimes.

I don't know if we're still plugging that or not.

It brings in some extra money, so why not?

What else do we got?

Thank you to our sponsors.

Thank you so much, guys.

We appreciate you keeping.

I say you appreciate you keeping the lights on, but I don't know if this is going to be a visual medium.

But all my lights are off.

It gets hot here.

I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, you don't want lights on here.

I mean, thank you, Everybody.

Thank you, CJ.

Thank you.

Good sir, Mr. Rudy the Magnificent and Dante the Inferno.

Who could not be here?

Dante the basement dweller.

Yes.

But we appreciate you all.

Again, we thank you to all the friends that we've made along the way, all the friends that we're gonna make in the future, and the community that we're building and sharing with every single one of you out there, be it visual or just, you know, through the headphones.

Yeah, I mean, like I said, thank you guys.

Thank you to the friends, thank you the community.

Thank you, listeners.

If you guys want, go ahead and check out all the seasons 1, 2 and 3 out now.

Give them a like on their pages.

They're amazing people.

It's always great to have them on.

Oh, yeah, give us a like.

If you're not already liking, subscribe, rate us.

Don't be mean, please.

I don't think I can take it.

I'm fragile.

No, no, we, we.

We need at least like, I don't know, just know, like two stars.

That's bad.

Please.

Five.

That's the best.

If we've earned it.

If not, tell us what to do and we'll make it better.

We promise.

I swear I'll be better.

I can change.

We are gonna try.

Nah.

Yeah.

No, we're not.

We ain't changing for you.

Get us how you get us.

If you don't like us, that's too bad.

They hate this because that they ain't this.

Yeah.

Love you guys.

Well, I think that's pretty much all I have here.

Dropping some spoilers, some hints, some love.

So all in all though, again, we.

We much appreciate it.

But one thing I did want to say is that with this preparation that we're doing and all the stuff that we've got going on and trying to get this epicness that is season four together, we probably will not be back until the 29th of April.

That will give us some time to finish all the details and scheduling, all of that stuff.

And if we're still having a little bit of scheduling issues, then that will let us get you just an updated in between episode, which will be kind of a more full episode at least in the meantime.

Yeah, like I said, it's gonna be a little bit of a wait, but trust us, this is gonna be worth the wait.

It's gonna be amazing.

It's gonna be a great time and we love you guys.

Little hand kiss to you guys.

You can break our dice but you'll never break the bond.

This is more than a game this is the one and all.

It.