Marisa and Sam recap the novel The Orchids and Gumbo Poker Club, based on the fictional novel Mr. Dig assigned to Lizzie in Season 2, Episode 3: Mom's Best Friend. In this classic Lizzie McGuire meets The Princess Diaries meets A Cinderella Story, with some bonus tones of She's All That, bayou girl Darcy Lou Beignet wants to know her father and kiss the hottest boy, until she learns that her father was just a regular guy and the hottest boy is actually a real piece of work. Don't worry though; she has a best friend who's...fine? And he's enough to replace both those voids and become all the man she needs. Yeah, it's a wild ride.