A podcast with a thousand listeners makes about a hundred and forty-four dollars a month.
I checked that properly.
So then I say the second thing, which is the bit that makes people go quiet. You don't want a hundred and forty-four dollars a month. You want one thousand four hundred and forty-four. And the way you get there is by not doing ads.
In this episode:
— Why the hundred and forty-four dollar figure is right, and why that's the problem
— The only lever CPM gives you, and where it leads
— The arithmetic that made me laugh
— What renting your mid-roll actually costs you
— My affiliate disclosure, said out loud, because this episode demands it
— One thing to do this week that takes sixty seconds of 'tape'
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Podmastery: Podcasting Insights is my podcast for people who've actually had a go at this and are a bit sick of being told they're doing it wrong by people who've never properly done it at all. I'm Neal Veglio, the Podmaster.
A podcast with 1,000 listeners makes about $144 per month.
Speaker:That's not a guess.
Speaker:I went and checked it properly.
Speaker:Two ad slots an episode, four episodes, the going rate, $144.
Speaker:And every time I say that to somebody, they deflate a little bit.
Speaker:You can hear it in the voice.
Speaker:So then I say the second thing, which is the bit that makes them go a bit quiet.
Speaker:You don't want $144 a month.
Speaker:You want 1,444, and the way you get there isn't by doing ads
Speaker:This is Podmastery Podcasting Insights.
Speaker:I'm Neal Veglio, three decades in audio, most of that time in podcasting, and I've
Speaker:spent a fair bit of that watching people work extremely hard for $144 per month
Speaker:Let me be really clear about that first $144 per month number,
Speaker:'cause I'm not here to crap on it.
Speaker:$144 It's an honest number.
Speaker:If you got 1,000 downloads an episode and you switch on automated ads, that
Speaker:is roughly what will probably show up.
Speaker:The problem isn't that that number's small, the problem is what it does to
Speaker:you, because once that number exists, you know exactly what to do to make it bigger.
Speaker:You get more downloads.
Speaker:That's the only movement there is.
Speaker:CPM, which is the model that this whole ad thing is based
Speaker:on, is a multiplication table.
Speaker:Audience times rate, and the rate isn't yours to move, so you're
Speaker:left pushing on the audience.
Speaker:So how much audience?
Speaker:To get from 144 to 1,444 with ads, you need 10 times the show you've
Speaker:got, 10,000 downloads an episode.
Speaker:That's not a small step, is it?
Speaker:That's a completely different podcast three years from now, if it even works.
Speaker:And for those three years, every single decision you make gets a little bit bent
Speaker:towards reach, so you go broader topics, bigger name guests maybe, titles that
Speaker:could belong to anybody, and probably do.
Speaker:All of it's perfectly sensible, and all of it's aimed at the only
Speaker:bit of leverage that you've got.
Speaker:And at the end of it, if you even make it, you've built a general interest
Speaker:show, which, and this is the joke the industry never tells you, is the kind that
Speaker:advertisers usually pay the least for.
Speaker:You'll have spent three years making yourself cheaper
Speaker:now let me talk you through the other route.
Speaker:Now I want you to really understand the arithmetic on this one because when
Speaker:you hear it, you'll actually laugh.
Speaker:$1,444 a month from one person.
Speaker:One person paying you for your expertise, irregardless of how many downloads
Speaker:you have and what your CPM rate is.
Speaker:Your knowledge to them is worth $1,444 a month.
Speaker:So $144 a month from 1,000 people or $1,444 a month from
Speaker:one You don't need to grow.
Speaker:You just need more people who are willing to pay you for your expertise.
Speaker:And to get one of those people to buy from you, not a thousand, one
Speaker:So if what you do is worth more than $144 a month, if you're a consultant, a
Speaker:coach, somebody that founded an agency, anyone with a proper price on your time,
Speaker:you need to get a price tag And you need to give that price tag to one person
Speaker:out of the thousand you already have.
Speaker:In other words, 0.1% of your audience
Speaker:And here's where it's gonna get a bit awkward.
Speaker:I'm gonna get you to understand this rather than rush past it.
Speaker:The mid-roll is the most valuable 60 seconds that you currently own.
Speaker:It's the moment somebody has committed to your episode.
Speaker:They're all in.
Speaker:They're not gonna go anywhere unless you do something completely stupid
Speaker:and kick them out your episode.
Speaker:Every advertiser in the industry knows it, which is why it's the
Speaker:slot that costs the most money.
Speaker:And the offer on the table is that you rent that out for $18 CPM.
Speaker:$18 for the only place in your entire operation where 1,000 people who
Speaker:like you are paying attention, and one of those might give you money.
Speaker:So that's the trade here.
Speaker:Not should I take ads?
Speaker:That you're selling the one piece of ground from which you could
Speaker:have made any cash from those who respect what you actually do.
Speaker:And the thing is, most podcasters take it quite cheerfully
Speaker:because it's money in the bank
Speaker:But here's where we need to talk about a caveat because otherwise I'm
Speaker:a complete hypocrite and you'd be well within your rights to say so to my face.
Speaker:I take money for things.
Speaker:I talk about Boomcaster and Descript and Captivate on this show, and
Speaker:I get paid for some of that.
Speaker:The difference, and I think this is a real difference, though you're
Speaker:welcome to disagree, is that I use all three of those every single week.
Speaker:I mentioned this on the previous episode.
Speaker:I'd name them for nothing, and not one of those is sitting in a slot where I'd
Speaker:otherwise be talking about my own work.
Speaker:An endorsement of something you genuinely use is not the same animal as renting
Speaker:your mid-roll out to a network or to MeUndies or to BetterHelp for $18.
Speaker:One of those is you talking, the other is you getting out of your own way
Speaker:And I'm not saying that ads never work.
Speaker:At 20,000 downloads an episode, the math turns completely opposite
Speaker:direction and starts making sense.
Speaker:This is about the stage you're at, not about advertising being sucky.
Speaker:But here's the thing I keep talking about, and it's got nothing to do with money.
Speaker:Almost every podcaster I meet would rather advertise somebody
Speaker:else's product than their own.
Speaker:They'll happily read 60 seconds about a mattress with some genuine warmth, real
Speaker:enthusiasm, lovely read as well, and then they'll get to the end of their own
Speaker:episode and say, "Anyway, if you wanna work with me, the link's in the episode
Speaker:description. No pressure," in a voice like they're actually apologizing for existing
Speaker:and daring to tell you about what they do.
Speaker:' Cause reading someone else's ad is a job.
Speaker:Somebody's asked you to do it, and they've given you money for
Speaker:it, and you've sent an invoice.
Speaker:Reading your own is a claim.
Speaker:It's you saying out loud to 1,000 people, " I think this is worth your
Speaker:money." And that's the actual barrier.
Speaker:It was never the download count.
Speaker:Right, after this short break, I'd love to play you a podcast trailer from one
Speaker:of our Podmastery community members.
Speaker:The doors are about to be open, and if you'd like to come in, go to
Speaker:podmastery.co/podcasting-community.
Speaker:And if you fancy hearing your own work in that slot, you know where the link is.
Speaker:So here's the one thing I want you to do this week.
Speaker:Write a 60-second ad for your own thing.
Speaker:Record it properly, put some nice music behind it, and put it in the
Speaker:middle slot of your next episode.
Speaker:Not the outro.
Speaker:Everyone puts it in the outro.
Speaker:The outro is where things just die.
Speaker:They get ignored, along with the end credits that you might slot in and the
Speaker:plinky plonky piano music you insist on everyone hearing because you picked it out
Speaker:and it totally demonstrates your taste.
Speaker:Put it in the middle, the expensive bit, the slot you'd have sold for $18.
Speaker:Read it like you'd read a sponsor's copy, because you would, wouldn't you?
Speaker:You'd give a stranger's mattress your best work.
Speaker:Give yourself the same.
Speaker:And if writing that ad turns out to be tough, it's not a
Speaker:problem with the exercise.
Speaker:That's a finding.
Speaker:If you can't say in 60 seconds what you do and who it's for, then 10 people
Speaker:were never gonna buy it, and no amount of downloads was ever gonna fix that.
Speaker:60 seconds talking about your own thing right there slap bang
Speaker:in the middle, and that's it.
Speaker:And if you want a hand working out what goes in those 60
Speaker:seconds, that's a conversation I have with a lot of podcasters.
Speaker:So go and have a look at podmastery.co, find the contact form, and let me
Speaker:help you do the rest I'm Neal Veglio.
Speaker:Go write your own ad and good luck with your continuing journey
Speaker:towards attaining podmastery