Welcome to the Caution Do Not Open podcast, a podcast created by college students for...no reason, really.
Transcripts
Amber:
I was just gonna make a joke. "Oh, the Pentagon, we can like scare them with different shapes".
Adam:
Like the missile shape.
Amber:
Like circles.
Riley:
Watch me roll up with a triacontahedron
ALL:
(laughter)
Wesley (voiceover):
Welcome to Caution Do Not Open. A podcast created by college friends for no reason.
Riley:
Wahoo's a thot who always wants to have his titties out on camera.
Grayson:
Hey, Riley, guess what?
Riley:
Are you going to tell me you've been going to the same barber for the past 10 years?
Grayson:
No, I was gonna say I've been going to the EXACT same barber for 10 years.
Riley:
Mother ******, that what I said!
Jackson & Joey:
(laughter)
Riley:
I hate you, Grayson.
Grayson:
Oh you should. You definitely should.
Wesley (voiceover):
Along with a little bit of humor.
Amber:
Stabby McStabStab?
Amber:
French Revolution, let's go!
Wesley (voiceover):
Whatever that was.
Jackson:
I just find it hilarious when I see Wesley online - in Discord saying "Playing Adobe Audition" like, that's what you do with Adobe Audition.
Amber & Wesley:
Oh yeah.
Wesley (voiceover):
Hey, you never know. Join us every Tuesday for new episodes. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @cdnopodcast, and support us on Patreon at patreon.com/cdnopodcast. Caution Do Not Open. One of the weirdest podcasts on the Internet.
