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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Welcome to Cool
Girls Don't Look at Explosions, where
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:we watch DudeTV quickly because we're
still mourning the election and we're not
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:going to watch a show all the way through
with toxic masculinity, let's be real.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
this, this show is actually going to be
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:more important come January, isn't it?
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Yeah, I think so.
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:Did we just become like
culturally significant?
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
We are the change we want to
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:see.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Well, I'm Laura.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I'm Glo.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's great to
be here, even, even, now in these times.
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:Uh
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And,
uh, we want you to know we are
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:here for you and we love you.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: huh.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
And men are still pulling their bullshit.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And men
are still pulling their bullshit.
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:Like, seriously, fuck them.
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:Um,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: What
bullshit do we get up to in this episode
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:of Airwolf is what I want to know.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Borg 9 bullshit.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
always part nine bullshit,
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
hmm.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: with terrorists,
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:anyway,
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:this episode was called In at the End of
the Road, and, uh, the theme song goes
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:so fucking hard that every member of my
household assembles in the living room
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:when they hear it, just so they can dance.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I, I, the
theme song has really grown on me guys.
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:I hate to admit it.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Schafer's in the background
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
It's really good.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: and he
just threw up devil horns, so.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Guys, that remix that we found, though,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: everyone.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Trek,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yes.
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:So was that in a, in a, one of our.
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:Us only chats or was that in the
discord where all the listeners are?
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:Because if it was not, we, when
this episode goes up, we should
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:just throw it up again if it
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:was in there, because everyone
needs to hear Star Trek, The Next
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:Generation mashed up with Airwolf.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: hell
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
goes so hard,
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:guys.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
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:I had a great time.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Me too.
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:I
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Two
great tastes that I did not
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:know would taste great together.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: mac and
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
It's a, it's a,
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: sauce.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
yep.
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:That does sound amazing.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It is.
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:You get the smoky with the cheesy.
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:You kind of feel like maybe
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:your mac and cheese has like gouda in it.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm hmm.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Elevate that shit.
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:I love cheese.
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:Cheese does not love me.
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:So this episode was called In at the End
of the Road, which I think I already said.
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:Shit, I have had three glasses of wine.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I blamed you fair
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I kind of
want to do that now, but I shouldn't.
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:I shouldn't.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: This
wine is disgusting, Laura.
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:I think I'm, I've sworn off wine now.
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:It's gross.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Yeah, yeah, that's
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Does that, mean, yeah.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I definitely
won't see you sipping any more
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:of it while we're recording this.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah, she dick dips off
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: listeners, uh,
Beth just dipped completely out of screen.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,
but it wasn't, it wasn't for wine.
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:It was for,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: dropped
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: do people,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: on the floor.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: what
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:do, cool people do?
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:Drugs?
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:It was for drugs?
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
cool girls drink wine off camera.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Cool
girls don't do drugs, guys.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes, because
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
that is
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:correct
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: how to do them.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Just in case our children ever
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:Cool girls don't do drugs.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
window cleaners.
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:We we start in media window.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And
then, they're like, bad at it.
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:And you're like, Ah, these
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:might be thieves.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
This, this could be, uh,
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Because
then, you know, it pushes into a
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:conference room where a bunch of people
are like, This is top secret super
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:intense equipment that would be really
bad if bad guys got a hold of it.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: This is
the most wood paneled office room.
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:This, this conference room.
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:Wood, every single wall is wood,
every single floor is wood.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Was that what the 80s were
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I didn't
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I don't know.
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:I just, I know definitely the walls were
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:I might be exaggerating at the floor, but.
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:Yeah, this is what we considered
fancy in the 70s and 80s.
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:You
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: made me
rethink everything I knew about
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:80s interior design because I just
thought, like, it was white everything.
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:White couch, white carpeting,
white walls, white art.
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:Everything is a disaster
waiting to happen.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: know how
I can tell that this boardroom is
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:completely a work of fiction, everyone?
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:There is one woman at the table
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:in
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh yeah,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
We had a woman at the table?
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:No.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
That would never happen.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Did anybody notice if she
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:I did not
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
I think it's safe to assume.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I'm gonna go
out on a limb and guess there were some
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:very big shoulder pads and, like, heels.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm.
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:Mm hmm.
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:Well, we're looking at Loki.
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:That is a It makes aircrafts and gives
them or gives them, like, biofeedback or
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It
makes them deadly, somehow.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah,
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: by giving them
biofeedback, and then that way they learn
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:And when they handle their stress,
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:it's over for you hoes.
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:Tom Hiddleston
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:stars as Loki.
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:In Airwolf.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Oh, God.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I shortcutted
Loki in my mind to, like, the, the AIs.
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:So we've basically created
the AIs for helicopters slash
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: If
they can get the hands right.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
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:Who knows?
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: But
airplanes don't need hands,
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: That's
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
guys, now I'm just imagining airplanes
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: spoken it
into the universe and now we're gonna
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Hey!
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
you know what?
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:You know what could make you know,
we're making fun of AI, but you
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:know what could make that for us?
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:AI.
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:Mm hmm.
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:Or fan art!
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:If you are a fan of our podcast
and would like to make, uh, a
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:airplane with hands for us, we
will proudly display it somewhere.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: We
might even put it on a shirt.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Who knows?
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:Yep, we might put it on
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Maybe.
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:We'll see.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Guys, this, this, uh, this,
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:this footage that they have of
Loki in action is hilarious.
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:So, listener, so they say, here we
are, here is a picture of a Loki
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Korean war fighter versus an F4.
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of all, I was so random.
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they did was just take vintage stock
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say that, that this was Loki fighting.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And that's why
it was a retired Korean fighter plane.
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that they could get for free.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm hmm.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, yeah.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mhm.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But anyway,
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
You know what?
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their airwolf look like it has the
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recorded, but we recently had
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green screen for like two seconds.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Oh no!
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: right!
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
We talked about it.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Okay.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: we
talked about it and then I went
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Right, Albania.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But anyway,
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Sorry, Albania.
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:We don't have a problem with you Albania.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: your fruits
and vegetables are genuinely delicious
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
beautiful from what I saw.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
mm
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: like peppery
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
So, uh, Albanian arugula if
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:you would like to sponsor Cool
girls, don't look at explosions.
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:We will be in contact
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: As many
times as you want, I'm happy to
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Hell
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
is mean.
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of, uh, big arugula.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
I'm okay with that pocket.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I
need the fibers and the greens.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Mama's anemic, bring it.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
so the window cleaners.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, yeah.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
strips or whatever.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It's like,
it's like a wire, like they took
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and then they made it explode.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
but I'm here for it.
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And they've, they've got guns.
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they're escaping for sure.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mm hmm, mm
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I put down gas.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they
gassed them in the conference room.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
There was like tear
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then it made them pass out.
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and I was very impressed with how
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suit beneath her jumpsuit stayed.
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Especially in the 80s.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
.Thank
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:Polyester?
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: guess
not her career choice, but,
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: um, and anyway.
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to just walk out the front door would
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driver, whose name is Lucas,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: is
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ready, and then a cop's like,
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It's like loading zone here.
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Like, it was all very polite.
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I'm gonna shoot this guy.
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amount of sense right now.
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running out of the building.
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shot in the fucking leg.
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avoided if Lucas wasn't an idiot.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: They have
to steal some, like, carjack somebody
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their own car in the attempt to escape.
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forgot that.
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his car and he is like, what?
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah.
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: what the
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
his Lincoln?
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they're like,
ooh, that's a cute burgundy color.
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steal off Nindanite, right?
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shot the dude in the dick.
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rage right now, let's go.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah,
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Clearly
they missed the artery in there,
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
they're they're really missing an
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people in the dick that would
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:But you know what else
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
release the shootin the dick cut.
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: you know
what else they're really missing
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:I like Like every other scene, right?
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flipping it back and forth.
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surprised with all the green screen
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that they haven't just like fucked up
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
mean, that's, that's just in the
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I like
it slipping off at some point.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
It reminds me of Robin Hood
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they just move the mole around
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:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mmm, yes.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
And, and he, and he is
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:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
What a classic, truly.
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:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm-Hmm.
382
:. Mm-Hmm.
383
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, so
Archangel calls up, uh, String and Dom.
384
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mm hmm.
385
:Mm
386
:hmm.
387
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they're the
only ones who can get this Loki back.
388
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yep.
389
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
They have the special plane.
390
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Our boys.
391
:But air wolf's communication
board is offline.
392
:Dun dun, dun.
393
:And it makes me wonder what, what hap what
hoppa here, but like, like, seriously?
394
:Did it happen in the last episode?
395
:Did we miss it?
396
:Like, or is this just a
one-off Where the episode
397
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It
totally happened during sex.
398
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Oh, Beth, we'll hopper her.
399
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: You
know what happened to her?
400
:Stringfellow was all like, I'm broody.
401
:And then some lady was like,
oh yeah, I can fix him.
402
:Cause we've all been there.
403
:And like, she couldn't fix him.
404
:And then she died, but not her.
405
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
She died.
406
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they had sex.
407
:and then she died tragically because they
always die tragically and that's why he's
408
:so broody and it's totally fine.
409
:And the communications board
got screwed up from the sex.
410
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm, I'm so
411
:boring.
412
:I was gonna say that Dom spilled, like Dom
had like a really, really saucy sandwich.
413
:Like a meatball sub, you know
414
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I mean there is
415
:that stand right by like the plane place
416
:they work.
417
:What's that called?
418
:The, you know, the closet for the planes.
419
:The plane
420
:closet.
421
:The
422
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: hanger
423
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
The hanger?
424
:Guys, we're already an all female show,
putting our voices on the internet, and
425
:we just called it the airplane closet.
426
:Come on!
427
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Yeah, but think about it!
428
:Dom has like, the movie montage
from the beginning of Clueless.
429
:And he just, he mixes and
matches different airplane parts.
430
:Until he gets an all plaid airplane.
431
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I need
432
:the plaid
433
:airplane.
434
:Somebody put that in the show.
435
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
have I just set back?
436
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
With hands.
437
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.
438
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Play that airplane with hands,
439
:guys, we've upped the ante.
440
:If you really love us.
441
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
if you can also make it look
442
:like Alicia Silverstone, like,
443
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, good.
444
:Good on you.
445
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
cool, cool, cool.
446
:Then we will definitely put it on a shirt.
447
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
448
:No, I, I could see Dom with the
meatball sub that he knocks out.
449
:Some part of the, um,
450
:some important part of the airwolf.
451
:For sure.
452
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
That feels right.
453
:Like a meatball.
454
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
You know, you know who is knocked up?
455
:Mrs.
456
:Tarwater.
457
:Ha ha ha.
458
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
her name really Tarwater?
459
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Her name is Mrs.
460
:Tarwater, guys.
461
:So we, we, we go to a cabin in the
middle of the winter, and a woman
462
:is in labor, and his name is Mr.
463
:Tarwater, and she is Mr.
464
:Tarwater.
465
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: They're both
466
:Mr.
467
:Tirewater.
468
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
They're both Mr.
469
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Everyone's got an 80s mustache.
470
:Even the baby.
471
:Um, Like, yeah, I completely miss
that, because I was so stressed
472
:out for her, like, the whole
473
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: same, big same.
474
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they're going,
she's going, oh, the baby's two weeks
475
:early, and then he's all like, and the
dad's all like, yo, uh, thank you, doc,
476
:and he's all like, Don't call me doc.
477
:And like, I'm like,
478
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I'm not a doctor!
479
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
so I'll call you doc.
480
:And then the dad's all like, and
then the mom's all like, Oh, you've
481
:totally done this before, right?
482
:And he's all like, yeah, in a way that
you're like, Oh, no, he's never done this
483
:before.
484
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: We
find out later that he's an army
485
:medic, or was an army medic.
486
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Which,
487
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, I can't
imagine that in the 70s when he was proud,
488
:because, you know, it's early 80s, right?
489
:So he's probably army
490
:medic in the 70s that they were
teaching army medics anything
491
:about delivering babies.
492
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Nope.
493
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: you know, I
don't, yeah, because I am thinking back
494
:to all the episodes of MASH I've watched.
495
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I do love MASH.
496
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It's so good.
497
:Um, and I do not remember a single
episode where anyone delivered a baby.
498
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: even
in MASH, famously, if we do have
499
:a baby delivery episode, like
the doctors were real doctors.
500
:I'm just like
501
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
502
:They, they
503
:let people
504
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
and like,
505
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
506
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Also, in a town where they just
507
:sit around at the bar all day
because we really don't see them
508
:doing much
509
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.
510
:It's like the
511
:hotel bar, isn't it?
512
:Like, that's like a bed and breakfast
or something, it seems like.
513
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Right.
514
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I think
I called it a tavern in my notes.
515
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: it's the
516
:inn.
517
:It's the inn at the end of the
518
:road.
519
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: That's
why this episode is called
520
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Guys, we did it.
521
:we
522
:solved it.
523
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
we so we, we solved Airwolf guys.
524
:No need to tune in.
525
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: In our
defense, we never saw the end part.
526
:We just saw that meat locker, baby.
527
:It's got all the meat.
528
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah, we'll, uh, we'll, get back to that.
529
:Yeah, there's a meat locker
downstairs, like an old school one.
530
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't know
531
:why I'm making this weird.
532
:I'm so sorry.
533
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
it's okay.
534
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah, and
then they also talk about how like,
535
:they're cut off from civilization and
536
:and
537
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
hmm.
538
:Mm
539
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: it takes a
day to get down the mountain and I'm
540
:sitting there like, oh my god, please
don't let the terrorists come in and
541
:like, take the baby hostage or something.
542
:Like, that's where I thought this episode
was going and I was very stressed out
543
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.
544
:No, this was just establishing
how important the NotDoc
545
:is to the town, I guess.
546
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,
547
:because in the next scene he's uh,
because he's all like, I got other
548
:appointments and then he's just Bonin.
549
:His other appointment
was a dick appointment.
550
:I know!
551
:And
552
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
553
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: try
554
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I'm so
stressed out for Lady Tarrwater, like,
555
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: to make it sexy
in the next scene and I'm like, I am not!
556
:This is
557
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: no, I'm not
558
:there, guys.
559
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I would
like to emotionally adjust, please.
560
:My god.
561
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, so I
guess he, he is boning the, the owner
562
:of the inn at the end of the road, it
563
:seems like.
564
:And so at the, the, hanging out at the
bar for breakfast the next morning, it
565
:seems like we have the town sheriff.
566
:And some guy, who I think is in a
wheelchair, but I don't think he's, like,
567
:established, like, what he is in the town.
568
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah.
569
:He's like the local, we love
him and he is a person with a
570
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.
571
:Yeah.
572
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Which is cool.
573
:I mean, we get a little bit
of a representation here
574
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mhm.
575
:Mhm.
576
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
and he's not framed as somebody who is
577
:not able to like do things for himself.
578
:You know, he's, he's, he's
a pretty fun character.
579
:I don't remember what his name
580
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
And then some other lady.
581
:Some
582
:older lady.
583
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
now I thought that the older lady and the
584
:older man were the owners, but I might be
585
:wrong
586
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I think
the older man was the sheriff.
587
:Yes.
588
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: are you guys
talking about the quirky fisherman?
589
:Okay.
590
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Oh.
591
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: though.
592
:Like, they, they show
593
:his badge, and they're like, Oh, he
never, in this small town, he never dealt
594
:with a real criminal in his whole life.
595
:Like, yeah.
596
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh,
597
:yeah, he did.
598
:Well, his name was Frank.
599
:Uh,
600
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm hmm.
601
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: and I
don't know, it kind of seems like
602
:him and the older lady were like,
603
:you
604
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah, like they, like she cared about
605
:him, but we're also getting ahead
606
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: we should, we
607
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Sorry.
608
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: the story
609
:going.
610
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
But one thing that we did skip
611
:ahead of is we did get the robbers.
612
:There are four, and one is a lady,
so thank you for one lady again,
613
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: of them are like
white, which is kind of like prescient
614
:of them considering how the largest.
615
:Terrorist threat to the U.
616
:S.
617
:is domestic terrorism
618
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah,
619
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
white supremacist groups?
620
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
One of them is shot, and we
621
:know that they are gunning for
a ten million dollar payout.
622
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
623
:We don't know exactly what, who
they're like bargaining Loki to, right?
624
:Like,
625
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: No.
626
:We do know
627
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: said.
628
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
629
:We do however know that Dom feels like
Loki looks like a can of sardines uh,
630
:Archangel says that this is one can
of sardines he wouldn't want to open.
631
:And I'm sure that the writers at the
time were thinking this is the funniest
632
:thing I've ever fucking written.
633
:Oh my god, I'm
634
:so funny.
635
:Um, I told this to a girl I was
on a date with last night and she
636
:laughed so hard and then went to
the bathroom and never came back.
637
:I hope she's okay.
638
:I should check on her.
639
:And,
640
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
She just laughed too hard.
641
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: She
laughed too hard, she's still peeing.
642
:Um, yeah, and so like, I don't know.
643
:I feel like most people would not
want to open a single can of sardines.
644
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: gonna make
that joke, But I was letting it play out.
645
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, sorry!
646
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Aww.
647
:We're starting to finish
each other's jokes
648
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
We're in a throuple!
649
:Don't tell the men.
650
:I
651
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I know we talk about
652
:men and stuff like that.
653
:We actually, all of us have
great men in our lives.
654
:So not all men.
655
:Am I allowed to say not all men?
656
:Oh, wait, that's not, um, can't, right?
657
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's
658
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Sorry guys.
659
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's
660
:complicated.
661
:I don't know how to
662
:make this joke anymore.
663
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: don't know.
664
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I know.
665
:I
666
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: the,
the, like, 50 ish percent of the U.
667
:S.
668
:ruined it for me.
669
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah, sorry guys.
670
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But
yeah, our menfolk know that
671
:out of all the menfolk,
we hate them the least.
672
:And that's,
673
:that's important.
674
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
If you're menfolk and you're
675
:here, you probably get it.
676
:Like,
677
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
678
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
you probably get it, right?
679
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah, if they haven't
680
:turned us off by now,
681
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: you
682
:get
683
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
they're rage listening, which,
684
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Get a hobby.
685
:Go
686
:outside.
687
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
just like.
688
:These women be yappin but I love Airwolf.
689
:Heh
690
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: would be,
that is such a specific demographic.
691
:If we
692
:ever hit that demographic, we have won the
693
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I
hope all two of you are happy.
694
:Yeah.
695
:Yeah,
696
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I just, I just want to say, so as the
697
:person who is the ambassador between Gen
Z slang and the millennials in this group,
698
:because I'm a high school teacher, yappin
is now a Gen Z word that is used A lot,
699
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: okay.
700
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
just, just, just yappin.
701
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
that one though.
702
:I'm
703
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
too.
704
:I'm, I actually kind of
want to use it all the time.
705
:So good job, Gen Z.
706
:This
707
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: keeping
Yappin and I'm keeping Riz.
708
:I really
709
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,
710
:I love
711
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
712
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
I like Riz.
713
:I liked Bougie.
714
:I thought Bougie was a
715
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Oh, was that theirs?
716
:I thought it was ours.
717
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
No, no, that's ours.
718
:But like, you know, as far as
slang goes, that was a top, top
719
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.
720
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: sure.
721
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, shit.
722
:Speaking of bougie, so we
bought Ja'far's sister.
723
:She likes cashmere, right?
724
:And we bought her,
725
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Mm hmm.
726
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: um, cashmere
sweatpants, which you can get.
727
:I know.
728
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
holy crap.
729
:What?
730
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
And cashmere socks.
731
:So now she can be head to toe cashmere.
732
:And I have to wait just under 24
hours for her to open it and I'm like
733
:seriously thinking about driving to
their place, knocking on the door
734
:and making her open it now because
I'm like so fucking excited and I
735
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: No, you have to
record an episode about Airwolf right now.
736
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Should I tell you guys that
737
:I like cashmere things?
738
:No, I'm just kidding.
739
:I mean, who doesn't though?
740
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
I do, but I also have an
741
:18 month old, so that's
just not happening.
742
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah.
743
:I don't think I own any cashmere.
744
:I'm just going to be
745
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't,
I think you have to be more of an
746
:adult than I am to own cashmere.
747
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: how I feel.
748
:Yeah.
749
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah.
750
:That's fair.
751
:The baby is born guys.
752
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: fuck the baby.
753
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: The
754
:baby's okay.
755
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
And it's the cleanest
756
:birth I've ever seen.
757
:She's like fully quaffed in
bed with her makeup and her
758
:beautiful little quaint cabin.
759
:Nothing went wrong.
760
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
blood shot anywhere.
761
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
No bloodshot anywhere.
762
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: fainted,
no one was crying, everything was
763
:fine.
764
:She didn't
765
:poop.
766
:I hear that's a thing that
767
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
No.
768
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, I hear
769
:that.
770
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
That bed is, that bed is shit
771
:free.
772
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I
famously, shamelessly really love
773
:the show Call the Midwife, and
774
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Call the Midwife?
775
:I love
776
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: love
777
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I just
started it and it's lovely, dude!
778
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: love
779
:it.
780
:They do at least attempt to make
the actresses, like, look like
781
:they're having a time of it.
782
:Like,
783
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.
784
:Everybody's sweaty!
785
:It's great!
786
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yes, yes.
787
:Very sweaty.
788
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Every time I watch Call the Midwife,
789
:Ben comes in and makes the quip,
The midwife hasn't come yet.
790
:How many episodes are you in?
791
:Just like sit and watch my dude.
792
:This is, this is gripping
British television.
793
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: there was
794
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
Yeah, I kind of a
795
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: in one of
the later seasons where I was like, Oh
796
:this show has jumped the shark.
797
:Am
798
:I still going to watch it?
799
:Yes.
800
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Okay!
801
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
what part was
802
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Um, there's a certain event
803
:involving, involving a train.
804
:That I was
805
:like, we've jumped the shark, guys.
806
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah.
807
:It kind of goes, it kind of goes
back to normal again though.
808
:Cause like I'm in the new season
right now and there's nothing jump,
809
:no Jar Sharp jumping, but yeah, that
810
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
811
:No, I'm just a couple episodes
into the new season and I'm like,
812
:it feels a little better, but yeah.
813
:Yeah.
814
:Yeah.
815
:Sorry.
816
:We started talking about a
different show on our podcast about.
817
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
to, um, Cool Girls Don't
818
:Look at Explosions, where we talk
about birth explosions, because we're
819
:talking about Call of the Midwife now.
820
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Cool girls watch Call the Midwife.
821
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's true.
822
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah.
823
:Mm hmm.
824
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: girls talk
about the importance of obstetrics.
825
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Maternal health.
826
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
827
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Maternal and infant health.
828
:Sure.
829
:Yeah.
830
:Okay,
831
:so we've, we've had a fine
832
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
whatever you want.
833
:Yeah, sorry.
834
:Okay, yeah.
835
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
We had, we had a fine birth.
836
:Mrs.
837
:Tarwater is going to be fine and baby's
going to be fine because we're never
838
:going to see them through the rest
of the episode and if they weren't
839
:fine, they would have told us, right?
840
:So what next?
841
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Not to spoil
anything, but I do believe that this
842
:is the first episode we got, we've
watched so far, where no lady died.
843
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
hmm.
844
:What?
845
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
do the robbers die?
846
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: No.
847
:No.
848
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they don't?
849
:We're sure they don't explode?
850
:They don't?
851
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes,
852
:and I will tell you why.
853
:I don't think we explode them.
854
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Well, let's
855
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: keep going.
856
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: let's, let's,
let's discuss it in later minutes.
857
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
858
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
guys, I do want to point out,
859
:so we, we go, we Get a on TV.
860
:There's Lord Kularu, Kularu, right?
861
:And
862
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Killebrew.
863
:It's Killebrew.
864
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Killebrew.
865
:Killebrew.
866
:Sorry.
867
:Ularu?
868
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: with
subtitles on, so if you don't, I can
869
:see where you get something weird out of
870
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah, cause
that's what every frat boy wants to be
871
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: But even
872
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh,
this is my buddy, uh, Jane,
873
:but we call him Lord Killebrew.
874
:ha
875
:ha!
876
:ha!
877
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
it was a weird name.
878
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
so Good at bare bongs.
879
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Guys, guys,
guys, you know that I am like on a college
880
:campus like most days of the week now.
881
:And when I'm driving home, I'm
driving past like college houses.
882
:Literally yesterday, I'm driving
down Jenkins Avenue in Norman,
883
:you know, close to the college.
884
:And there's these guys out on the lawn
with a beer pong table playing beer pong
885
:three o'clock in the afternoon on Friday.
886
:And I was like, yeah, that's cool.
887
:Cool guys.
888
:Yeah.
889
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: in there.
890
:Experience college joy again.
891
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
892
:It's fun to, like, observe and
be like, Oh, I remember that.
893
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
894
:I would not want to do any of it now.
895
:Honestly, that sounds so exhausting.
896
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
897
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Um,
I do want to point out that we
898
:are in Hellinan National Forest.
899
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm
900
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Um,
and we know that because they
901
:say it so many fucking times?
902
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: You
know why they say it so many times?
903
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I assume
it's because it's sponsored.
904
:This episode is sponsored
by Hellinan National Forest.
905
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
It's not a real place.
906
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Is
that really why they say it
907
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Oh, did you look it
908
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: up?
909
:He's a National Forest
910
:nerd.
911
:So.
912
:He looked it
913
:up, it's not real.
914
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I
915
:love that for him.
916
:Honestly, I feel like if you, if you
want to get with a cool girl, you
917
:must have a weird special interest.
918
:You know?
919
:You know?
920
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
mean, going back to Lord Killebrew,
921
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yo!
922
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
working,
923
:he's working on peace in the Middle
East and guy is like, I'm just really
924
:glad that we finished, you know, the
Middle East peace process back then.
925
:And we're living in a world
where we've solved war.
926
:Um, you know, That, that really, you
know, stuck, and it's really interesting
927
:looking at this as a historical
928
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Uh huh.
929
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Wait, Beth, why are you
930
:looking at me like that?
931
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't like
it when this podcast gets too real.
932
:Ha ha ha
933
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah,
it's especially good that that is,
934
:like, off the plate, considering
the upcoming ramifications of the
935
:election that, you know, when our
936
:next president takes office glad
the Middle East is all cool now.
937
:Yeah.
938
:Yeah.
939
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah, totally fine.
940
:Moving on to fun, shooty, pew pew time.
941
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:
Shooty pew pews, what do we got?
942
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Um, so wheelchair guy who I don't,
943
:I don't know when we got his name,
but he, the thieves, the, the four
944
:robbers come out of their hidey hole
because they have to get help for their
945
:friend that got shot and they hold,
they hold us, hold up everybody at
946
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Well,
yeah, because their car, well,
947
:the car that they sold from that
very nice man, that burgundy,
948
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.
949
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: uh, deal, um,
it breaks down in Halinan National Forest.
950
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.
951
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
one and only sponsor.
952
:Um, Be, yeah, because like, I don't
know, they smacked into it earlier.
953
:Um, and then Lucas is all
like, oh, it's broken.
954
:And everyone's like, hey, Lucas, we
wouldn't be in this mess if you didn't
955
:do something stupid, you stupid.
956
:And then, uh,
957
:yeah.
958
:And then you're kind of like,
are they gonna kill Lucas?
959
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: They really put
960
:up with Lucas's bullshit a lot longer
than you think they're going to.
961
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.
962
:I would think if ten million dollars
were on the line and you were, you know,
963
:prone to violence, Lucas would not be
964
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.
965
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:
sticking around for a long time.
966
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: he
makes like a bunch of mistakes.
967
:Yeah.
968
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.
969
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Lucas the
970
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Lucas
the Doofus, and not one time did
971
:they call him Lucas the doofus.
972
:Everyone kind of screwed up here, really.
973
:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but anyway.
974
:So, they're all like, well, shoot, our
buddies got shot in the dick, and Lucas is
975
:dumb, and we're in the middle of nowhere.
976
:And then, the lady goes Hello.
977
:There's a bar.
978
:There's a settlement up ahead.
979
:And they're all like, cool,
let's mosey on down the road.
980
:Except for the one dude
who got shot in the dick.
981
:He's being carried.
982
:Because
983
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: hmm.
984
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: you
famously need your penis to walk.
985
:And so, they end up in a bar.
986
:And they hold everybody hostage.
987
:And they've somehow heard about Doc,
988
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Yeah.
989
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
990
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Okay.
991
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: right?
992
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Or at least they, they figure that
993
:there is some sort of medical help
994
:beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Well,
no, because they like bust in and
995
:they're like, who here is named Doc?
996
:Who is the one they call
997
:Doc?
998
:mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:
Oh, forgot that.
999
:laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.
:
00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:08,775
I don't know.
:
00:34:08,784 --> 00:34:10,385
Maybe they have a radio or something.
:
00:34:10,385 --> 00:34:10,455
Mm hmm.
:
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:11,960
-::
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,025
-:they do, shoot a radio.
:
00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:14,725
We see
:
00:34:14,725 --> 00:34:15,145
that.
:
00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:16,344
-:no, they shoot the radios
:
00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:19,199
-:then, everyone's like, Oh no, how is
:
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:21,659
anyone gonna know we need stuff up here?
:
00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:22,675
-:Mm hmm.
:
00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:24,380
-:and then that's when we find
:
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:26,530
out that he's not a real doctor.
:
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:28,270
He just is an army medic.
:
00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:30,960
And then, uh, they shoot No?
:
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,340
Yeah.
:
00:34:32,190 --> 00:34:35,389
And so then they're like, We're
gonna knock Doc unconscious.
:
00:34:35,995 --> 00:34:41,844
And then, cause, nothing says medical
expertise, like A severe concussion.
:
00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:46,554
And, um, then they're all like,
everybody else get in the meat locker
:
00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:52,235
and Frank, the plucky fisherman slash
sheriff, goes, I don't think so.
:
00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:54,955
We're gonna die, cause it's a meat locker.
:
00:34:55,335 --> 00:34:57,535
Um, which, is that a thing?
:
00:34:57,995 --> 00:34:58,305
Can
:
00:34:58,305 --> 00:34:59,835
-:I would assume, I mean it makes
:
00:34:59,835 --> 00:35:03,335
sense to have a situation where
it's in the basement and there's
:
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,565
no oxygen so it's not oxidizing.
:
00:35:06,055 --> 00:35:06,605
-::
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,805
Yeah.
:
00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,004
I
:
00:35:09,795 --> 00:35:10,205
-::
00:35:10,395 --> 00:35:11,495
-:so, I mean,
:
00:35:11,665 --> 00:35:13,805
-:from civilization that you just like
:
00:35:13,805 --> 00:35:15,585
buy up a whole bunch of meat at once.
:
00:35:15,585 --> 00:35:16,235
-:yeah,
:
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,605
-:are hunting game or something.
:
00:35:18,605 --> 00:35:20,315
That's why we have a meat locker, I guess.
:
00:35:20,445 --> 00:35:20,815
Yeah.
:
00:35:21,425 --> 00:35:22,255
-:quite possible.
:
00:35:22,275 --> 00:35:22,685
-::
00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:26,795
-:to the entire world of meat, that
:
00:35:26,975 --> 00:35:29,185
anything you say I will probably believe.
:
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:30,730
To be honest, like,
:
00:35:30,730 --> 00:35:30,930
-::
00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:31,285
-::
00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,100
-:I could think on the
:
00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:35,030
spot and give you some really
wild meat facts or something.
:
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:35,380
But
:
00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:35,760
-::
00:35:36,245 --> 00:35:37,915
-:This has been Meat Facts with Laura.
:
00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:39,990
-:day, like, Javert and I were talking
:
00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:41,350
about it because he grew up hunting.
:
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:45,160
And I, I said something about how
like, you know, when he went on
:
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,440
trips with his dad, he must have just
killed the thing and then, and then
:
00:35:49,470 --> 00:35:52,200
chopped it up and then put it on a
fire and that's how you get a meal.
:
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,360
And he was like, no.
:
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,970
Because like, in my head, it's like Zelda.
:
00:35:57,295 --> 00:35:58,455
You shoot the bird.
:
00:35:58,555 --> 00:36:00,055
The bird turns into a drumstick.
:
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,065
You cook the drumstick.
:
00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:01,695
Yay!
:
00:36:02,805 --> 00:36:05,045
Um, you get all your hearts back.
:
00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:09,985
And, uh, yeah, he was like, I'm not
gonna go into it, but meat processing
:
00:36:09,995 --> 00:36:14,945
is quite a lengthy period of time.
:
00:36:15,585 --> 00:36:17,105
And, that is all I know.
:
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:17,790
-::
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,490
Yeah, that seems, seems legit.
:
00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:22,300
-:So guys, you know, we have, uh, I
:
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:25,440
don't know if Laura, Laura probably
doesn't know Seth, but Beth knows
:
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,320
Seth, and Seth raised turkeys one year.
:
00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:33,835
He's our friend that has a like farming
homestead kind of deal and I got to
:
00:36:33,835 --> 00:36:38,845
like slaughter and prepare my own turkey
for Thanksgiving which was like the
:
00:36:38,845 --> 00:36:42,735
coolest thing ever and I know people
are probably like what you think that's
:
00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:46,915
cool yes it is really cool and I'm sorry
Beth but there is a lot that goes into
:
00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:50,315
it though like you have to like pluck
it the right way and scald it and like
:
00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:58,380
get the Different things out and so
what you do is they set up a big pot of
:
00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:03,540
boiling water It or like like blanch it
basically you dip it down into the water.
:
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:08,240
So all the pores open up so you
can pull out the the pinions
:
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,655
like the The feathers are
:
00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:11,595
-::
00:37:11,595 --> 00:37:12,085
-:Mm hmm.
:
00:37:12,235 --> 00:37:12,735
It was really an
:
00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,885
-:used to be a lot of work, and that's
:
00:37:14,885 --> 00:37:16,335
why we didn't eat as much, guys.
:
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,845
-:Yeah, dude, it was all day!
:
00:37:17,865 --> 00:37:22,025
Like, you know, I could understand
like, wanting to get, you know, the,
:
00:37:22,035 --> 00:37:25,865
the, the barn raisin folk over to
help, you know, pluck the turkeys.
:
00:37:25,865 --> 00:37:26,285
Yep.
:
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,335
-:used to eat a lot less meat
:
00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:29,555
because it was so much work.
:
00:37:29,555 --> 00:37:32,035
-:I still eat a lot less
:
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,410
-::
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,530
we, the meat eaters,
:
00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:36,710
used to eat a lot
:
00:37:36,930 --> 00:37:37,490
-:Mm hmm.
:
00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:37,840
Mm
:
00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:39,150
-:about it, for half a
:
00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:39,500
minute.
:
00:37:40,365 --> 00:37:40,775
-::
00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:46,205
and that's probably why you didn't have
things like colon cancer as much because
:
00:37:46,415 --> 00:37:49,975
it's kind of tied to red meat and stuff Is
:
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:50,410
-:hmm.
:
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,610
Do you know who is gonna
die because of meat?
:
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:55,750
The people in the meat locker,
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00:37:56,155 --> 00:37:57,595
-:Frank cuz he got shot?
:
00:37:57,595 --> 00:37:58,145
-::
00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:58,955
also got shot.
:
00:37:58,965 --> 00:37:59,725
That was sad.
:
00:37:59,735 --> 00:37:59,885
Why
:
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,060
-:Yeah, Frank got shot
:
00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:02,545
-:Was it, was Frank just giving
:
00:38:02,545 --> 00:38:04,055
him lip and that's why they did it?
:
00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:06,220
-:want to go on the meat locker cuz he
:
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:09,770
knew they were gonna suffocate and he
was like the sheriff and you know He's
:
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:13,020
like I'm a fisherman and I don't think
you should do this and they were like
:
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,830
we hate fishermen and then they shot him
:
00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:15,345
-::
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:15,875
Yeah.
:
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,695
-:terrorists are You Prejudice
:
00:38:18,735 --> 00:38:21,145
against fishermen as well.
:
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:21,725
-:Yep.
:
00:38:21,725 --> 00:38:22,815
Then we go to Airwolf,
:
00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:23,685
-::
00:38:24,475 --> 00:38:26,805
-:who is doing thermal scans and they
:
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:33,825
find a stolen car and a bush chopper
and I love A, I'm pretty sure that
:
00:38:33,825 --> 00:38:36,065
this was Dom who said this very folksy.
:
00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:39,925
That car is hotter than
a 2 pistol on a Saturday
:
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,070
-:that was Dom for sure.
:
00:38:43,295 --> 00:38:44,035
-::
00:38:44,045 --> 00:38:46,985
still don't understand what I
literally wrote that down too,
:
00:38:46,995 --> 00:38:52,945
cause I I need someone to explain
to me what the fuck that is means.
:
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,240
-:we shoot our 2 pistol on Saturday night?
:
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,310
Because we're drunk I guess?
:
00:38:57,350 --> 00:38:58,030
I don't know.
:
00:38:58,685 --> 00:38:58,935
-::
00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,275
-:It has to be.
:
00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:02,370
-:does your pistol cost two dollars?
:
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,110
Did you get it out of one of those like,
:
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:04,330
put
:
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,050
-::
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:07,380
-:and then twist the dial and then
:
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:08,480
it comes in a little bubble?
:
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:09,720
-::
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:10,930
Maybe it's just inflation guys.
:
00:39:10,930 --> 00:39:12,640
Maybe pistols were 2 back in
:
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,080
the 80s.
:
00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:13,670
I don't know.
:
00:39:15,275 --> 00:39:17,075
-:I wonder, I wonder if Mr.
:
00:39:17,075 --> 00:39:20,625
Tarwater could tell us what
the folksy colloquialism means.
:
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,210
-::
00:39:21,490 --> 00:39:24,520
-:busy being super sleep deprived because
:
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,300
he's got a giant, a brand new baby.
:
00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:27,280
He's not talking
:
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,100
to anyone for two years.
:
00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:29,735
-:Yeah.
:
00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:30,815
Mm hmm.
:
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,965
-:the bush chopper, I called the
:
00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:35,645
pontoon chopper the whole time.
:
00:39:37,170 --> 00:39:38,410
-:Oh, it is a pontoon
:
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,370
chopper!
:
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,305
-::
00:39:40,305 --> 00:39:40,895
this baby on the
:
00:39:40,895 --> 00:39:41,525
water.
:
00:39:41,585 --> 00:39:42,415
Yeah.
:
00:39:43,085 --> 00:39:43,675
I like it.
:
00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,885
-:honestly would have been way more
:
00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,765
cinematic for what's coming up.
:
00:39:47,935 --> 00:39:48,635
Cause, okay,
:
00:39:48,915 --> 00:39:52,565
Okay, first of all, I just want to say,
so when Airwolf rolls up, right, they
:
00:39:52,565 --> 00:39:54,525
mention bears, like a pack of bears.
:
00:39:54,925 --> 00:40:00,225
And like, earlier, they talk about
bears raiding the trash in the tavern.
:
00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:05,875
And like, I kept thinking, okay,
one of these terrorists is totally
:
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:09,615
gonna get mauled by a bear, but the
bear's never fucking come up again.
:
00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:10,950
-:They did not use
:
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,640
Chekhov's Bears properly.
:
00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:13,625
-::
00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:15,480
-:You're right
:
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:19,815
-:bear me, and then not Chekhov's bear me.
:
00:40:20,270 --> 00:40:20,610
-::
00:40:20,610 --> 00:40:20,920
-::
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,260
shirt,
:
00:40:21,525 --> 00:40:23,815
-:writing all over the place.
:
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:24,970
-:Terrible writing.
:
00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:29,530
Cause yeah, cause the whole
reason that they're out in Halinan
:
00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:36,850
National Forest, I forgot what it
was called for Um, is because, like,
:
00:40:36,910 --> 00:40:40,630
they're there to kill, um, Professor
:
00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:41,010
-::
00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:41,430
Yeah.
:
00:40:41,595 --> 00:40:41,675
-::
00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:44,315
-:Lord Crusherbrew.
:
00:40:44,315 --> 00:40:45,900
Yeah,
:
00:40:46,090 --> 00:40:46,620
-:a brew,
:
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,000
-::
00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:51,345
-::
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,180
-:to you by Crush A Brew.
:
00:40:57,185 --> 00:41:00,665
-:so off the rails and I'm loving it
:
00:41:01,030 --> 00:41:02,700
-:and he's out there because he
:
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:04,800
likes to go hunting, is that right?
:
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:09,130
So he's got his little British plane
that's brought him out there to go hunt?
:
00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:11,315
-::
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,075
I think they
:
00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:14,630
-:it's fishing, yeah, I don't know.
:
00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:15,940
Yeah,
:
00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:19,195
-:so that's why the terrorists are there
:
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:22,870
Cause they're not just terrorists,
they're assassins for hire They're
:
00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:29,805
terror assassins And, and, so,
like, they're all like, Hey, Doc!
:
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:31,985
Somehow we know your entire backstory.
:
00:41:32,975 --> 00:41:34,095
That you fly a thing.
:
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,865
So, you're gonna fly us to the thing.
:
00:41:37,385 --> 00:41:42,815
And, at this point, what they could
have done was take their pontoon, right?
:
00:41:42,815 --> 00:41:45,625
Wait for the dude to be
fishing all calmly and shit.
:
00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:48,235
Everybody's guards down at
this point, it's very quiet.
:
00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,825
The pontoon boat lands.
:
00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:53,830
They whip out a gun.
:
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,800
BAM BAM.
:
00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:57,880
Everybody's dead, but it's super
dramatic and then they take off.
:
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,080
But they don't do that because
that would be too streamlined.
:
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:01,660
-:Awesome.
:
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:02,420
-::
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,040
Should I keep going?
:
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:04,290
Okay
:
00:42:04,310 --> 00:42:04,820
-::
00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:05,470
Yeah.
:
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,690
-:I'm wrapped.
:
00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:09,225
-:instead they're all like, Hey Doc,
:
00:42:09,345 --> 00:42:12,535
we know your entire backstory, and
that you're also a pilot somehow.
:
00:42:12,805 --> 00:42:19,725
So, YOU are gonna, cause we friended you,
we catfished you on Hinge for a while.
:
00:42:20,065 --> 00:42:22,785
Um, and, so, uh, yeah.
:
00:42:22,795 --> 00:42:26,290
They kidnap Doc, and, uh, And they're
all like, you're gonna fly this
:
00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:30,280
plane, um, or all of your friends
are gonna suffocate in a meat locker.
:
00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:33,960
You know, which, pfft,
Thursdays, am I right?
:
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:34,980
And, like,
:
00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:41,700
so, they, you know, he takes off in the
plane with all the terror assassins.
:
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:46,265
And, um, And they're flying to
another location, and Airwolf is
:
00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:48,695
like, Oh, yeah, I see you bitches!
:
00:42:49,105 --> 00:42:50,625
And takes off after them.
:
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:57,635
And, like, then they, he's too
good at flying, so he evades
:
00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,365
Airwolf, which is supposed to be a
super helicopter, so explain that
:
00:43:01,690 --> 00:43:03,560
-:the pontoon chopper, right.
:
00:43:03,835 --> 00:43:04,025
-::
00:43:04,025 --> 00:43:07,055
Um, And, and, and then Airwolf crashes.
:
00:43:07,055 --> 00:43:08,465
-:Oh, yeah, because we like,
:
00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:12,565
is this where we fly the, the pontoon
chopper like through a tunnel?
:
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:13,975
And airwolf
:
00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:16,185
can't go through the
tunnel because airwolf is
:
00:43:16,185 --> 00:43:16,965
too big.
:
00:43:17,075 --> 00:43:17,795
So
:
00:43:18,145 --> 00:43:18,405
-::
00:43:19,185 --> 00:43:19,795
-::
00:43:19,885 --> 00:43:20,375
Yeah.
:
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:22,500
-:And that's the end of Airwolf.
:
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,110
No more episodes.
:
00:43:24,150 --> 00:43:24,880
Airwolf has
:
00:43:24,945 --> 00:43:25,955
-:Airwolf is over.
:
00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:26,730
-:guys.
:
00:43:26,885 --> 00:43:30,005
-:then the sequel comes out in 1986.
:
00:43:30,425 --> 00:43:32,355
Honey, I Shrunk the Airwolf.
:
00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:38,245
Which is famously where
Rick Moranis got his start.
:
00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:39,175
-:Yes.
:
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,860
-::
00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,440
-:with Middle Eastern peace.
:
00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:43,730
-::
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:44,880
John Hawk.
:
00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:45,840
-:Oh god.
:
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,430
Oh, Sinjin.
:
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,250
-:I will not be saying that.
:
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,140
-:didn't, we didn't hear anything
:
00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:54,930
about Sinjin in this episode either.
:
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:55,680
No Caitlyn
:
00:43:55,690 --> 00:43:56,170
either.
:
00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,780
-:that we, we, yeah, know Caitlyn
:
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,400
and we missed the Sinjin
episode, like, a while back.
:
00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:04,020
So I'm still sad about that.
:
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:04,290
-::
00:44:04,290 --> 00:44:07,380
might have to be our episode that we
go back and watch after we're done.
:
00:44:07,415 --> 00:44:08,275
-::
00:44:08,285 --> 00:44:08,695
yeah.
:
00:44:08,735 --> 00:44:09,105
yeah.
:
00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,865
-:so, then, I don't even know where
:
00:44:13,725 --> 00:44:14,305
I am right now
:
00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:18,240
-:terrorists go to this place where
:
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,150
their, their buddy is, right?
:
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:23,000
So he's got a different aircraft waiting
:
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:24,160
-::
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,840
-:they're gonna put Loki in that
:
00:44:28,950 --> 00:44:32,430
and Lukas, Lukas, fucking Lukas,
:
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,640
-::
00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:36,130
-:go deal with the doc, right?
:
00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:37,140
But he's bad at it.
:
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:40,410
-:cause the doc is does a Snow White, you
:
00:44:40,410 --> 00:44:42,450
know, and is all like Oh, please, Mr.
:
00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:48,950
Hunter Please let me go And Lucas
is all like Yeah, that seems legit.
:
00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:49,470
Not really.
:
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:54,510
Um, doc is all like Please let me go,
and Lucas is like Fuck, no, I'm not
:
00:44:54,510 --> 00:44:59,360
gonna do that And then, um, the doc like
clocks him, and makes a break for it
:
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,560
-:He falls in some water
:
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,420
-::
00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:05,540
and then Lucas is a dumbass,
shoots the water, and doesn't
:
00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:07,620
wait for the body to resurface.
:
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:08,820
-:like, this seems fine.
:
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,590
This is fine, right?
:
00:45:10,590 --> 00:45:15,450
And so that's how Doc gets away.
:
00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:21,680
And he manages to find Hawk and
Dom trying to work on the airwolf.
:
00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:25,440
-:you know it, it's up and running just in
:
00:45:25,450 --> 00:45:31,670
time after Doc explains that he wasn't
in on it, and he was kidnapped, and
:
00:45:31,670 --> 00:45:33,140
all his friends are in a meat locker.
:
00:45:33,540 --> 00:45:33,870
-::
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,340
So
:
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,760
they go deal with the friends
in the meat locker first.
:
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:37,480
-::
00:45:38,010 --> 00:45:41,490
And then Frank dies.
:
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,830
Plot twist.
:
00:45:43,270 --> 00:45:43,590
It's
:
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,870
not a hot babe.
:
00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:45,490
It's a hot
:
00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:47,940
-:yeah, yeah, man.
:
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,020
Well, you're right.
:
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:49,350
-::
00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:49,920
Um.
:
00:45:49,925 --> 00:45:53,095
-:the doc villain arc begins.
:
00:45:53,525 --> 00:45:53,855
-:Mm-Hmm?
:
00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:54,730
-::
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,120
We didn't kill Doc's girlfriend, we
killed his fishing buddy and that's how he
:
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,620
went dark and brooding.
:
00:46:02,165 --> 00:46:03,065
-:Yeah.
:
00:46:03,095 --> 00:46:04,645
-:breakups are so much worse.
:
00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:05,890
-::
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:11,040
Yeah, so, uh, also when he was
like wrenching the meat locker
:
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,460
open, Hawk hurts himself.
:
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:16,300
He like dislocates his
shoulder or something.
:
00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:16,330
Yeah.
:
00:46:16,330 --> 00:46:16,364
Yeah.
:
00:46:16,365 --> 00:46:18,634
Well,
:
00:46:18,795 --> 00:46:23,155
-:masculinity causes shoulder dislocation.
:
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:26,085
-:wondered, I kind of wondered in
:
00:46:26,085 --> 00:46:30,875
this episode when we did that, so
just to run that through to the end.
:
00:46:30,885 --> 00:46:37,895
So like, we dislocate Hawk's shoulder,
and then Hawk, Dom, and Doc have to go.
:
00:46:38,105 --> 00:46:41,665
Isn't it weird how Doc's name
is a mashup of Hawk and Dom?
:
00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:43,224
-:it is a little bit
:
00:46:46,065 --> 00:46:50,715
-:could just call Hawk and Dominic Doc and
:
00:46:50,715 --> 00:46:52,965
that would be pretty funny to me now.
:
00:46:53,124 --> 00:46:54,594
-:Yeah.
:
00:46:54,844 --> 00:46:55,204
-::
00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:55,865
-::
00:46:55,985 --> 00:46:58,225
Anyway, that was not where
I was going with that.
:
00:46:58,715 --> 00:47:00,775
I just had a thought
as I was saying words.
:
00:47:01,684 --> 00:47:03,064
-:I love your thought though.
:
00:47:03,074 --> 00:47:03,874
That was good.
:
00:47:04,515 --> 00:47:09,165
-:to the site where we're hooking Loki up
:
00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:10,975
to stuff because we got to get Loki back.
:
00:47:10,975 --> 00:47:13,525
That was a whole thing for Hawk and Dom.
:
00:47:14,255 --> 00:47:20,045
And, uh, Hawk like can't fly at
one point because of his injury.
:
00:47:20,105 --> 00:47:23,785
And so Doc takes over and
does the fancy flying.
:
00:47:24,234 --> 00:47:27,879
-:because like Cuz, wait, cuz, cuz,
:
00:47:27,999 --> 00:47:30,369
yeah, he passes out from his shoulder
:
00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:32,005
-::
00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:33,205
So.
:
00:47:33,205 --> 00:47:37,665
Like, later Dom is like, hey, you're
pretty good, like, you want a job?
:
00:47:37,665 --> 00:47:43,925
And I was like, are we setting
up to like, maybe replace John
:
00:47:43,925 --> 00:47:47,495
Michael Vincent if his, cause we, I
:
00:47:47,495 --> 00:47:50,275
believe we discussed in one of
our last episodes that he was like
:
00:47:50,275 --> 00:47:52,315
having some problems, like personal,
:
00:47:52,405 --> 00:47:55,055
personal alcoholism problems
throughout the filming
:
00:47:55,055 --> 00:47:55,785
of Werewolf.
:
00:47:56,284 --> 00:47:57,644
-:Jan had alcoholism?
:
00:47:58,475 --> 00:47:59,265
-::
00:47:59,445 --> 00:47:59,975
Yeah.
:
00:48:00,055 --> 00:48:00,245
We
:
00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:00,855
can talk that.
:
00:48:00,865 --> 00:48:03,545
Well, we can like recap that
when we get through this show.
:
00:48:03,855 --> 00:48:09,755
But I did read some sad things about
him and his problems and I was like,
:
00:48:09,795 --> 00:48:16,075
are we like Teeing up a line, just in
case, like, we need to pull in a new
:
00:48:16,095 --> 00:48:17,665
guy for some episodes.
:
00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:18,705
Like,
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00:48:18,834 --> 00:48:21,374
-:Doc would be an interesting character.
:
00:48:21,425 --> 00:48:24,425
-:I was curious, like, if we need to,
:
00:48:24,445 --> 00:48:26,895
like, make the show go on, like,
:
00:48:26,985 --> 00:48:29,145
are we setting up some
:
00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:30,004
-:You're right, though.
:
00:48:30,444 --> 00:48:30,854
-::
00:48:30,854 --> 00:48:31,394
sense.
:
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,674
-:in bed with a sexy lady.
:
00:48:33,684 --> 00:48:37,044
He has, uh, he has military ties.
:
00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:40,229
Yeah, yeah, he's got the hair, man.
:
00:48:40,259 --> 00:48:41,539
Yeah, you're right, though.
:
00:48:41,554 --> 00:48:44,534
-:guy will do nicely, he has hair.
:
00:48:45,429 --> 00:48:46,322
-:mm hmm,
:
00:48:46,815 --> 00:48:47,325
-::
00:48:47,954 --> 00:48:50,604
-:kind of foils for each other too, cuz
:
00:48:50,605 --> 00:48:57,099
like, Doc is very like bright and sunny
and kind of perky and string is very like
:
00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:58,610
-:Dark and broody.
:
00:48:58,880 --> 00:48:59,410
Bleh.
:
00:48:59,440 --> 00:48:59,730
Yeah.
:
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:01,549
-:mm hmm, hmm.
:
00:49:01,749 --> 00:49:02,449
-:That's how you brood
:
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:03,380
-::
00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:06,910
So just a, just a food for
thought, but that kind of skipped
:
00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:08,720
over some, some deets, right?
:
00:49:08,730 --> 00:49:13,550
So they, they head off, uh, they're
trying to catch the terrorists as they're
:
00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:16,150
like chasing down Lord Killebrew, right?
:
00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:19,910
-:they do not crush lord crushaboo, but
:
00:49:19,910 --> 00:49:25,170
they do crush lord crushaboo's buddy um
:
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:26,620
-:The terrorists do.
:
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,610
-:Um, and so like that plane
:
00:49:29,610 --> 00:49:32,275
blows up but Lord Crushbrews.
:
00:49:32,285 --> 00:49:32,735
Fine.
:
00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:39,005
Um, uh, cause then, like, cause then
Loki takes over and, like, knocks out the
:
00:49:39,005 --> 00:49:46,205
Terrorassassin pilot guy, um, who, like,
is flapping around in there, and I guess
:
00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:50,645
he, like, flaps around in such a way that
he, like, cuts the engine and Loki off.
:
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,560
-::
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,410
That's one of the things they said
in the conference room was like,
:
00:49:55,530 --> 00:49:57,600
uh, Loki doesn't really like.
:
00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:04,275
care about the pilot, so the Loki is
dangerous because it will accidentally
:
00:50:04,275 --> 00:50:06,755
kill people who are in the plane.
:
00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:08,255
-::
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:12,884
Yeah,
:
00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:14,790
-:Mm hmm, yeah, wow.
:
00:50:15,265 --> 00:50:18,045
-:they see Tom Hiddleston and he's too
:
00:50:18,045 --> 00:50:20,235
pretty for the 80s and then they pass out.
:
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,095
I mean, this is a Marvel
:
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,580
-:Who's Tom Hiddleston?
:
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:25,135
-::
00:50:25,135 --> 00:50:25,785
-:Oh, I'm sorry.
:
00:50:25,795 --> 00:50:31,845
I, guys, I, one of my personal,
like, character flaws is that I
:
00:50:31,845 --> 00:50:38,085
really don't enjoy superhero movies,
and I know that that's like nobody
:
00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:38,870
-::
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:39,450
I just,
:
00:50:39,575 --> 00:50:40,015
-:I don't,
:
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,340
-:just know it from like being
:
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,400
in, in a, close enough to the
:
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,810
spaces, but I've never actually seen
:
00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:46,600
any of those either.
:
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,420
-:spot for Spider Man and Captain America,
:
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,170
but for the most part, I am a DC girl.
:
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:53,960
So,
:
00:50:54,665 --> 00:50:55,765
-:Hey, that's cool.
:
00:50:55,895 --> 00:51:00,225
I am, I am neither, but I do
enjoy that my boys enjoy them.
:
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:00,720
-::
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:01,250
that's fair.
:
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,050
That's valid.
:
00:51:02,150 --> 00:51:04,470
We are all allowed to like
the things that we like.
:
00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:07,230
It is okay to not like superhero movies.
:
00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:12,360
It is not okay to not like
other people having rights.
:
00:51:12,450 --> 00:51:16,440
Yeah,
:
00:51:17,435 --> 00:51:17,995
-:but it's okay.
:
00:51:17,995 --> 00:51:19,395
We solve Middle Eastern peace.
:
00:51:19,845 --> 00:51:21,365
-:least that's done, check, check it
:
00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:22,060
-::
00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:23,380
it.
:
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:30,560
He gets on, he gets on that mic and
he's all like, I just think that
:
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:37,180
we should all be bros because it's
more fun to have a bunch of bros.
:
00:51:37,835 --> 00:51:43,365
On your beer pong team than it
is to play against a bunch of
:
00:51:43,365 --> 00:51:46,435
bros on another beer pong team.
:
00:51:46,465 --> 00:51:47,645
And then everyone cheers.
:
00:51:47,645 --> 00:51:48,845
Definitely paid attention.
:
00:51:48,845 --> 00:51:49,375
-::
00:51:49,475 --> 00:51:50,135
So
:
00:51:50,955 --> 00:51:51,455
-::
00:51:51,615 --> 00:51:57,555
So the terror assassins are hired
by some dude in Libya to kill Lord
:
00:51:57,565 --> 00:52:03,155
Crushabrew because he wants to
broker peace in the Middle East.
:
00:52:03,385 --> 00:52:04,855
That's an important detail we forgot.
:
00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:05,334
O R G!
:
00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:05,755
-:yeah.
:
00:52:05,835 --> 00:52:07,465
So I put that down guys.
:
00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:10,445
Is it, is it the guy
from the first episode?
:
00:52:10,775 --> 00:52:11,805
-::
00:52:12,035 --> 00:52:12,705
-:in Libya?
:
00:52:12,885 --> 00:52:13,295
-::
00:52:13,555 --> 00:52:14,955
-:wasn't sure if it was like a,
:
00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:17,425
-:wait, like the British guy,
:
00:52:17,445 --> 00:52:19,145
like the British bad guy, or the
:
00:52:19,145 --> 00:52:19,985
guy, oh,
:
00:52:20,245 --> 00:52:22,815
-:guys, I just went back to my old
:
00:52:22,815 --> 00:52:27,935
notes and I'm like, Oh, wait, I
got to see my first set of notes.
:
00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:30,025
It was, it was a Viper.
:
00:52:30,055 --> 00:52:31,235
It was Viper notes, guys.
:
00:52:31,435 --> 00:52:34,385
Um, Doc, Doc, Dr.
:
00:52:34,385 --> 00:52:34,965
Moffitt
:
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:35,605
Dr.
:
00:52:35,605 --> 00:52:36,725
Moffitt from,
:
00:52:37,295 --> 00:52:37,765
-::
00:52:37,795 --> 00:52:39,065
-:yeah, do you remember Dr.
:
00:52:39,065 --> 00:52:39,535
Moffitt?
:
00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:42,455
-:he was, he was a bad guy British dude.
:
00:52:43,205 --> 00:52:43,515
-::
00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:45,585
I mean, he's a bad guy
in Libya, he could be
:
00:52:45,585 --> 00:52:46,055
placing
:
00:52:46,145 --> 00:52:46,795
-:In Libya
:
00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:47,285
-::
00:52:47,305 --> 00:52:47,545
That's
:
00:52:47,545 --> 00:52:48,115
true.
:
00:52:48,205 --> 00:52:49,385
-:Chaos is a ladder,
:
00:52:49,545 --> 00:52:50,985
-:said a Libyan bad guy.
:
00:52:51,015 --> 00:52:52,195
So like, I feel like,
:
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:53,540
-::
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:56,310
whoever he, who was hosting
him in Libya did it.
:
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,040
I don't know.
:
00:52:58,010 --> 00:52:59,320
So interesting.
:
00:52:59,330 --> 00:53:01,210
I feel like they should have
spent more time on that.
:
00:53:01,590 --> 00:53:02,490
Tell me more, say
:
00:53:02,490 --> 00:53:03,160
more, Airwolf.
:
00:53:03,475 --> 00:53:03,675
-::
00:53:03,675 --> 00:53:05,445
-:Or, I mean, they could just be like,
:
00:53:05,465 --> 00:53:08,645
scary Middle Eastern place, Libya, again.
:
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:09,650
-:I don't know if I,
:
00:53:09,710 --> 00:53:13,160
I will have to look into it at this
point because like, I feel like
:
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,260
we're missing some huge context.
:
00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:22,455
Um, I feel like we're 80s out of
context right now, and so I will
:
00:53:23,505 --> 00:53:28,275
poke around and find out what
I can about Libya in the 80s, I
:
00:53:28,275 --> 00:53:28,745
guess.
:
00:53:29,055 --> 00:53:31,380
-::
00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:33,585
-:gonna do that, and then I didn't.
:
00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:34,095
-:Okay.
:
00:53:34,265 --> 00:53:37,345
We, I know, I remember we talked
about Gaddafi and stuff like that,
:
00:53:37,345 --> 00:53:39,635
but that was Arab Spring stuff, so I
:
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:43,495
-:a very, like, CliffsNotes version.
:
00:53:44,425 --> 00:53:45,145
Um,
:
00:53:45,205 --> 00:53:45,925
-::
00:53:45,965 --> 00:53:48,375
And there's a lot of
context to be had, I'm
:
00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:48,755
sure.
:
00:53:49,385 --> 00:53:50,470
-:Yeah.
:
00:53:50,765 --> 00:53:52,635
-:is nuanced as fuck, my
:
00:53:52,985 --> 00:53:53,765
-::
00:53:54,335 --> 00:54:01,325
Okay, so they have shot down
the escort plane, but Airwolf
:
00:54:01,355 --> 00:54:04,665
manages to outdo Loki, right?
:
00:54:04,665 --> 00:54:06,585
Oh wait, no, no, no,
:
00:54:06,585 --> 00:54:07,225
no, no, no.
:
00:54:07,655 --> 00:54:09,485
Loki, hmm,
:
00:54:09,715 --> 00:54:10,585
-::
00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:17,535
It's not that, it's that, okay, so like,
Loki passes out the pilot Tersassin,
:
00:54:17,835 --> 00:54:19,235
-:pilot passes out
:
00:54:19,945 --> 00:54:21,995
and then that plane is shot down,
:
00:54:22,415 --> 00:54:25,835
but they go get Loki out of that
plane and put him in a chopper?
:
00:54:25,835 --> 00:54:27,105
-::
00:54:27,925 --> 00:54:32,645
I don't know, because like, Jude's
arm flaps over Loki, so he cuts off
:
00:54:32,645 --> 00:54:36,975
the engine and turns off Loki, and
so then the, well, he's unconscious,
:
00:54:37,015 --> 00:54:42,245
and so the plane, like, nosedives,
and then Doc blows up the plane, so I
:
00:54:42,255 --> 00:54:46,410
don't quite know how they'd be able to
retrieve Loki from it, but I I guess?
:
00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:46,780
-:Hmm,
:
00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:48,200
-:then you never really hear about
:
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,070
the other terror assassins.
:
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:52,140
-:looking at a synopsis right
:
00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:54,480
now that they do get shot down.
:
00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:55,730
So it says that
:
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:01,220
it says that the others
are guys, this is this, uh,
:
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,680
-:they were totally on the ground.
:
00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:03,520
I'm so confused.
:
00:55:03,630 --> 00:55:07,310
-:it lists all the different types of
:
00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:12,890
aircraft that I would never have, like,
they're all, they're a helicopter or
:
00:55:12,890 --> 00:55:15,610
they're plane to me, but it's been like,
:
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:20,400
I guess the, the, um, pontoon chopper
was a jet ranger, which I think is
:
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,120
a bad name for a helicopter, right?
:
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,290
Yeah.
:
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:27,130
And then this says.
:
00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:33,820
That Lord Killebrew is in a
Cessna 195 escorted by a UH 1H.
:
00:55:33,820 --> 00:55:36,140
-:love when nerds write synopses.
:
00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:39,790
-:And, uh, there's The, the
:
00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:42,180
Hughes is attacking the Cessna.
:
00:55:42,910 --> 00:55:46,930
So Yes, Loki is in the Hughes.
:
00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:47,980
And
:
00:55:48,150 --> 00:55:48,910
-::
00:55:48,980 --> 00:55:49,390
Wait!
:
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:50,010
Okay!
:
00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:51,470
So, real quick.
:
00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:59,530
The pontoon is not the same
as the plane that shoots over
:
00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:01,250
the escort, that shoots at the
:
00:56:01,290 --> 00:56:01,840
escort?
:
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,860
-:that is a Hughes, apparently.
:
00:56:04,010 --> 00:56:04,230
Apparently.
:
00:56:04,950 --> 00:56:05,450
Okay.
:
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:05,860
-::
00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:08,700
-:the Hughes Spiral's out of control.
:
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:09,790
Doc shoots it.
:
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,040
So, you know what?
:
00:56:11,110 --> 00:56:14,730
I think maybe you're right, and
maybe the robbers don't die.
:
00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:18,370
I thought the robbers were
all in the Hughes, but I don't
:
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,770
think that's true anymore.
:
00:56:20,770 --> 00:56:23,020
-:See my notes say that they blew up the
:
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:28,235
thieves and I was just gonna say that
our dead Our Hot Lady Dead body count
:
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:33,685
was gonna go up, but that, if we saw it
differently, it's like when you have a
:
00:56:33,685 --> 00:56:37,895
show that have two characters who look
similar and you can't tell them apart.
:
00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:38,375
Hmm.
:
00:56:39,955 --> 00:56:40,435
-::
00:56:41,155 --> 00:56:41,805
So, they're in The
:
00:56:41,805 --> 00:56:42,585
Jet Ranger.
:
00:56:42,735 --> 00:56:45,015
The Hughes was The Hughes was The one guy.
:
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,810
The other bad guys are in the Jet
Ranger, according to the synopsis.
:
00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:50,400
I'm sorry we're having to do this.
:
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,150
Okay, so what happens to the Jet Ranger?
:
00:56:54,150 --> 00:56:55,610
They do shoot the Jet Ranger.
:
00:56:56,635 --> 00:56:56,995
-::
00:56:57,430 --> 00:56:58,830
-:think we do have a hot lady
:
00:56:58,830 --> 00:57:00,690
body count in this episode.
:
00:57:01,055 --> 00:57:01,615
-:Yes.
:
00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:02,745
Okay,
:
00:57:02,825 --> 00:57:02,885
-::
00:57:03,315 --> 00:57:05,625
just yes a hot lady dying glow?
:
00:57:05,745 --> 00:57:08,355
-:Well, no, I'm sorry.
:
00:57:08,470 --> 00:57:10,080
-:No, she has being right.
:
00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:12,925
-:Yeah, I yessed you.
:
00:57:12,955 --> 00:57:14,275
Yeah, I yessed a
:
00:57:14,550 --> 00:57:15,050
-::
00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:15,735
-::
00:57:16,245 --> 00:57:17,365
-:Because you know us ladies,
:
00:57:17,365 --> 00:57:18,475
we like to be right.
:
00:57:18,615 --> 00:57:19,235
Am I right,
:
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:19,775
ladies?
:
00:57:20,150 --> 00:57:20,590
-::
00:57:20,630 --> 00:57:21,110
Yeah.
:
00:57:21,315 --> 00:57:21,565
-:Yes?
:
00:57:22,165 --> 00:57:23,055
-::
00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:24,535
-:Yeah
:
00:57:24,535 --> 00:57:25,410
-:And then, Mm hmm.
:
00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:31,900
We try to recruit Doc, because
also, that's an easy name to
:
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:33,410
replace, like if we have to scoot
:
00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:35,860
Hawk out of the picture,
like, oh, everybody hears
:
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:36,570
Doc.
:
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,020
-:and duck.
:
00:57:37,950 --> 00:57:38,540
-::
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,750
-:Whoa.
:
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,760
-:and caitlin could have some
:
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:46,564
like chemical stress You know
:
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:49,720
-:Does he, does he say yes?
:
00:57:50,395 --> 00:57:50,415
-::
00:57:50,670 --> 00:57:51,410
-::
00:57:51,410 --> 00:57:56,020
end it on a joke, a jokey
joke about, you know, Dom
:
00:57:56,020 --> 00:58:01,250
pays top dollar, but Dom thinks
it's::
00:58:02,025 --> 00:58:03,634
-:All
:
00:58:04,330 --> 00:58:04,780
-::
00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:08,625
-:we look back at how much Better
:
00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:11,495
people were living in the 80s.
:
00:58:11,825 --> 00:58:13,985
Well, men were living in the 80s.
:
00:58:14,385 --> 00:58:18,655
White, white cis men were, white cis
straight men were living in the 80s.
:
00:58:18,655 --> 00:58:19,894
There we
:
00:58:20,245 --> 00:58:21,755
-::
00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:23,005
That's the end at the end of the
:
00:58:23,005 --> 00:58:23,575
road.
:
00:58:23,610 --> 00:58:26,707
-:I made a different one?
:
00:58:26,707 --> 00:58:27,946
Yes, this
:
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:28,940
-:And guys,
:
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,820
you know what this means, though?
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00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:33,920
Airwolf solved Middle Eastern peace.
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Since he saved Lord Killjoy, Brue.
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-:like, I feel like this name is
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00:58:42,645 --> 00:58:46,395
made up by a person who doesn't
know what British people names are.
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00:58:46,395 --> 00:58:48,855
And so he's like, I'm just gonna
put these two words together.
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-:Alright, are we ready to mash it up?
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-::
00:58:54,875 --> 00:58:56,745
Yeah, I need more Caitlyn.
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This one was, this one was sad
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-:I know.
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00:59:03,655 --> 00:59:06,905
-:I really, I wish we could talk to
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like somebody who was involved in
production of Airwolf at this time
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00:59:11,545 --> 00:59:16,415
and ask them about my theory of like,
were you guys like worried about him?
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00:59:16,435 --> 00:59:20,955
Were you like trying to get something
else going in case you needed some
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episodes?
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Like, I'm very curious.
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-:I know how I'm gonna do it.
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Okay.
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I don't know.
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Why don't you pick one?
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-:Go ahead, Laura.
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00:59:33,885 --> 00:59:35,555
-:supposed to tell you when to stop.
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-::
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-:I could be really cruel and
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just let you keep going forever.
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-:You really can't.
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00:59:41,985 --> 00:59:43,915
-:Okay, I'll tell you to stop.
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-::
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-::
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-:2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
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Okay, 11.
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Yes.
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Sound effects of Beth just
randomly flipping pages.
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-:Some good Foley work there.
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-:We're gonna skip 13 episodes.
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-:wow, that's a lot of episodes.
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-::
01:00:08,550 --> 01:00:10,110
I, I, I kind of like
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-:Sorry, I just ruined something
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01:00:11,830 --> 01:00:16,420
for myself looking up whether Jan
Michael Vincent was gonna be replaced
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01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,590
-:He was not, though,
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right?
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01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:18,740
I don't know.
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I don't
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-::
01:00:20,210 --> 01:00:22,610
-:So, yeah, I'm gonna stop there.
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-:Thirteen episodes.
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01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:25,340
-:Thirteen?
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01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,000
-:we weren't going through this
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01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,880
fast enough and I really, really
want to get to the, uh, movie
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01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,260
break that will be called
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01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,220
-:We really, we really, we really
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01:00:35,230 --> 01:00:36,910
have been going slow through this.
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01:00:37,145 --> 01:00:37,475
-::
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,795
-:in Season 3 or is this still in Season 2?
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01:00:40,795 --> 01:00:40,955
-:That
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01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,170
-:this was season 2,
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01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:43,720
-:spending a long time in Season 2.
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01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,940
Okay, so I'm pulling up my Season 2 list.
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01:00:46,290 --> 01:00:47,720
-:we've been fucking too heavy
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01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,540
with season 2, and I did not
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01:00:49,615 --> 01:00:49,835
-:Mm
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01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,240
-:13, which means we need 13 spaces in
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01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,680
between this episode and the next one.
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01:00:56,690 --> 01:00:57,970
So I'm going to start counting.
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01:00:58,025 --> 01:00:58,405
-:hmm.
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01:00:59,275 --> 01:00:59,655
Mm hmm.
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01:00:59,655 --> 01:01:01,965
-:that puts us into Season 3.
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01:01:03,085 --> 01:01:03,235
-::
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:05,330
-:This is ASMR with Laura.
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01:01:05,330 --> 01:01:06,599
-::
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13.
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so the next episode would be
Season 3, Episode 6, Kingdom Come.
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01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,230
Do we want a little teaser taste?
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01:01:17,230 --> 01:01:18,260
-::
01:01:18,410 --> 01:01:23,040
-:still here, Hawk and Dominic are sent
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01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:27,700
on a special mission by the Firm to
locate stolen thermonuclear detonators.
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01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:31,700
The man who stole them plans to use
Airwolf to transport them, and part
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01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:33,740
of his plan is to seduce Caitlyn?
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01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:35,215
-::
01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:36,205
-:No!
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01:01:36,865 --> 01:01:37,235
No!
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01:01:37,395 --> 01:01:37,995
Is that?
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01:01:38,565 --> 01:01:40,685
No, Laura, please don't tell
me you're making that up.
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01:01:40,685 --> 01:01:41,855
We get a Caitlyn episode?
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01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:44,900
-:yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:45,780
-::
01:01:45,915 --> 01:01:47,065
-:I'm so excited.
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01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:48,420
-::
01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:49,260
Yay!
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01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,300
-::
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,570
-:get Hawk being super duper jealous.
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01:01:54,615 --> 01:01:56,375
-:Oh,
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01:01:56,605 --> 01:01:58,555
-:he like, grows as a person.
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01:01:58,695 --> 01:02:00,165
He does some self reflection.
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01:02:00,165 --> 01:02:02,060
And
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01:02:02,145 --> 01:02:02,915
-:right now.
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01:02:05,015 --> 01:02:06,405
-:is a Caitlyn Sand podcast.
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01:02:07,135 --> 01:02:11,655
So If you don't love Caitlyn
O'Shaughnessy Get the fuck out!
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01:02:12,115 --> 01:02:13,005
Or, or don't.
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01:02:13,015 --> 01:02:15,890
I don't, I don't know,
do, do what you want.
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01:02:15,890 --> 01:02:16,486
Shit.
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01:02:16,486 --> 01:02:17,082
This
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01:02:17,285 --> 01:02:19,435
-:This has been Cool Girls Love Caitlyn.
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01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:20,003
Woo!
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01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:20,571
Woo!
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01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:21,140
Woo!
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01:02:22,245 --> 01:02:25,485
-:off with an I love you Caitlyn!
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01:02:27,130 --> 01:02:27,680
-::
01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:28,870
All right, ladies.
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01:02:29,285 --> 01:02:29,635
-::
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:30,660
-:Yep.
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01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:31,230
-::
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:34,275
-:see everybody next time, okay, bye.
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01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:34,570
-::
01:02:35,390 --> 01:02:36,130
-:Bye!