Today the girls discuss fake national forests and Beth learns the finer points of meat care.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Welcome to Cool

Girls Don't Look at Explosions, where

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we watch DudeTV quickly because we're

still mourning the election and we're not

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going to watch a show all the way through

with toxic masculinity, let's be real.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

this, this show is actually going to be

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more important come January, isn't it?

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Yeah, I think so.

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Did we just become like

culturally significant?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

We are the change we want to

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see.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Well, I'm Laura.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I'm Glo.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's great to

be here, even, even, now in these times.

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Uh

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And,

uh, we want you to know we are

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here for you and we love you.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: huh.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

And men are still pulling their bullshit.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And men

are still pulling their bullshit.

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Like, seriously, fuck them.

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Um,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: What

bullshit do we get up to in this episode

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of Airwolf is what I want to know.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Borg 9 bullshit.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

always part nine bullshit,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

hmm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: with terrorists,

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anyway,

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this episode was called In at the End of

the Road, and, uh, the theme song goes

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so fucking hard that every member of my

household assembles in the living room

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when they hear it, just so they can dance.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I, I, the

theme song has really grown on me guys.

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I hate to admit it.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Schafer's in the background

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

It's really good.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: and he

just threw up devil horns, so.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Guys, that remix that we found, though,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: everyone.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Trek,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yes.

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So was that in a, in a, one of our.

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Us only chats or was that in the

discord where all the listeners are?

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Because if it was not, we, when

this episode goes up, we should

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just throw it up again if it

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was in there, because everyone

needs to hear Star Trek, The Next

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Generation mashed up with Airwolf.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: hell

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

goes so hard,

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guys.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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I had a great time.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Me too.

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I

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Two

great tastes that I did not

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know would taste great together.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: mac and

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

It's a, it's a,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: sauce.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

yep.

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That does sound amazing.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It is.

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You get the smoky with the cheesy.

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You kind of feel like maybe

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your mac and cheese has like gouda in it.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Elevate that shit.

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I love cheese.

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Cheese does not love me.

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So this episode was called In at the End

of the Road, which I think I already said.

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Shit, I have had three glasses of wine.

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Um.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I blamed you fair

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I kind of

want to do that now, but I shouldn't.

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I shouldn't.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: This

wine is disgusting, Laura.

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I think I'm, I've sworn off wine now.

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It's gross.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Yeah, yeah, that's

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it.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Does that, mean, yeah.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I definitely

won't see you sipping any more

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of it while we're recording this.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, she dick dips off

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: listeners, uh,

Beth just dipped completely out of screen.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,

but it wasn't, it wasn't for wine.

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It was for,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: dropped

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: do people,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: on the floor.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: what

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do, cool people do?

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Drugs?

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It was for drugs?

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

cool girls drink wine off camera.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Cool

girls don't do drugs, guys.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes, because

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

that is

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correct That is

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correct

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: how to do them.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Just in case our children ever

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get a hold of this podcast.

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Cool girls don't do drugs.

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Anyway.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

window cleaners.

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We we start in media window.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And

then, they're like, bad at it.

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And you're like, Ah, these

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might be thieves.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

This, this could be, uh,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Because

then, you know, it pushes into a

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conference room where a bunch of people

are like, This is top secret super

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intense equipment that would be really

bad if bad guys got a hold of it.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: This is

the most wood paneled office room.

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Like, entirely wood.

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This, this conference room.

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Wood, every single wall is wood,

every single floor is wood.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Was that what the 80s were

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I didn't

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I don't know.

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I just, I know definitely the walls were

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wood.

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I might be exaggerating at the floor, but.

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Yeah, this is what we considered

fancy in the 70s and 80s.

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Yeah.

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You

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: made me

rethink everything I knew about

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80s interior design because I just

thought, like, it was white everything.

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White couch, white carpeting,

white walls, white art.

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Everything is a disaster

waiting to happen.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: know how

I can tell that this boardroom is

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completely a work of fiction, everyone?

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There is one woman at the table

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in

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh yeah,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

We had a woman at the table?

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No.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

That would never happen.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Did anybody notice if she

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had very big shoulder pads?

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I did not

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

I think it's safe to assume.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I'm gonna go

out on a limb and guess there were some

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very big shoulder pads and, like, heels.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm.

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Mm hmm.

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Well, we're looking at Loki.

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That is a It makes aircrafts and gives

them or gives them, like, biofeedback or

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It

makes them deadly, somehow.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: by giving them

biofeedback, and then that way they learn

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how to breathe and handle their stress.

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And when they handle their stress,

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it's over for you hoes.

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Tom Hiddleston

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stars as Loki.

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In Airwolf.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, God.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I shortcutted

Loki in my mind to, like, the, the AIs.

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So we've basically created

the AIs for helicopters slash

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planes, and they're going to

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destroy us all because we did that.

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Yeah.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: If

they can get the hands right.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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Who knows?

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: But

airplanes don't need hands,

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so these ones are extra deadly.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: That's

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

guys, now I'm just imagining airplanes

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with ha with hands, and it's not

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: spoken it

into the universe and now we're gonna

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get that photoshopped, so congrats.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Hey!

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

you know what?

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You know what could make you know,

we're making fun of AI, but you

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know what could make that for us?

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AI.

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Mm hmm.

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Or fan art!

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If you are a fan of our podcast

and would like to make, uh, a

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airplane with hands for us, we

will proudly display it somewhere.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: We

might even put it on a shirt.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Who knows?

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Yep, we might put it on

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Maybe.

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We'll see.

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But anyway!

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Guys, this, this, uh, this,

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this footage that they have of

Loki in action is hilarious.

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So, listener, so they say, here we

are, here is a picture of a Loki

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manned craft fighting a vintage

Korean war fighter versus an F4.

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And it's just like, first

of all, I was so random.

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And then I'm like, Oh my God, all

they did was just take vintage stock

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footage of a Korean war battle and

say that, that this was Loki fighting.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And that's why

it was a retired Korean fighter plane.

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Because that is the footage

that they could get for free.

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Guarantee

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mhm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But anyway,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

You know what?

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They need, they need to make

their airwolf look like it has the

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zoomies, so that takes up all their

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yes.

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And I don't think we

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forgot to green screen anything this time.

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Like, was it the last

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episode?

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It's been a while since we

recorded, but we recently had

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an episode where they forgot the

green screen for like two seconds.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh no!

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: right!

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

We talked about it.

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Don't worry about it.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Okay.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: we

talked about it and then I went

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to Albania for a month, so, eh.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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Therein

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lies the problem.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Right, Albania.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

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So.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But anyway,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Sorry, Albania.

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We don't have a problem with you Albania.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: your fruits

and vegetables are genuinely delicious

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and your arugula is comparable to none.

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Truly.

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Whoa.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

beautiful from what I saw.

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Yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

mm

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: like peppery

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

So, uh, Albanian arugula if

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you would like to sponsor Cool

girls, don't look at explosions.

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We will be in contact

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

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We'll visit Albania.

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I

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: As many

times as you want, I'm happy to

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go.

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Let's do it.

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Mm

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Hell

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yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

is mean.

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We're in the, the pocket

of, uh, big arugula.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

I'm okay with that pocket.

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She got iron.

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Like

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I

need the fibers and the greens.

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I'm

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Mama's anemic, bring it.

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Like

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

so the window cleaners.

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They blow up the window.

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They have like the

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, yeah.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

strips or whatever.

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I don't know

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my explosives, everyone.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It's like,

it's like a wire, like they took

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it, they clipped it off a computer,

and then they made it explode.

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And it's, I don't know,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yep.

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Yep.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

but I'm here for it.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

And they've, they've got guns.

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So I think they shoot a couple people.

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Maybe they don't shoot anybody.

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I don't know.

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They shoot somebody when

they're escaping for sure.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mm hmm, mm

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I put down gas.

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Did they gas

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they

gassed them in the conference room.

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That's what they

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

There was like tear

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gas, but it was also coughing gas.

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It was, I don't know what, and

then it made them pass out.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Uh huh.

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Yes.

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And then they took off their jumpsuits

and I was very impressed with how

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wrinkle free the lady burglar's

suit beneath her jumpsuit stayed.

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Like, how?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Especially in the 80s.

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I know,

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we love that for her.

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We don't, yeah.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

.Thank

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you.

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Polyester?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: guess

not her career choice, but,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: um, and anyway.

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They probably, this plan that they have

to just walk out the front door would

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have probably gone really, really well,

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except their, um, Getaway

driver, whose name is Lucas,

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I believe, uh, fucking Lucas,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: is

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all like, is all getting the car

ready, and then a cop's like,

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Hey man, can you move your car?

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Like, a security guard,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

It's like loading zone here.

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Like, you need to move.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Like, it was all very polite.

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I appreciate it.

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Um, and Lucas decides,

I'm gonna shoot this guy.

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That makes the most

amount of sense right now.

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And then

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it starts a fire fight.

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And so then they're all

running out of the building.

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And then another dude gets

shot in the fucking leg.

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And all of this could have been

avoided if Lucas wasn't an idiot.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: They have

to steal some, like, carjack somebody

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else's car because they've messed up

their own car in the attempt to escape.

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Lucas is bad at that.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

forgot that.

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That like adorable guy.

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Like he's just driving his,

his car and he is like, what?

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: or whatever

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: And he's

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

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His,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: what the

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

his Lincoln?

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they're like,

ooh, that's a cute burgundy color.

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I'm gonna take that.

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Which is very

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rude.

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Um, and then, like, they,

steal off Nindanite, right?

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And then, like, yeah.

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Oh yeah, I thought they

shot the dude in the dick.

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The other thief in the dick.

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And I was

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like, yes, I'm here for this.

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I'm fueled by feminine

rage right now, let's go.

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Um, but it was just his leg, so.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah,

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Clearly

they missed the artery in there,

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

they're they're really missing an

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opportunity by not shooting more

people in the dick that would

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be pretty funny

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But you know what else

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

release the shootin the dick cut.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: you know

what else they're really missing

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out on an opportunity for they

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should be changing Archangels eyepatch.

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I like Like every other scene, right?

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They should be just

flipping it back and forth.

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I would laugh so hard.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I'm honestly

surprised with all the green screen

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shenanigans of like the last episode

that they haven't just like fucked up

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and given him the wrong eyepatch on the

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

mean, that's, that's just in the

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episodes we've missed, right?

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That, that

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they've put it on the wrong eye.

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I sure hope they have at least once.

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It would be so funny.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I like

it slipping off at some point.

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That would be great, like,

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oh,

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

It reminds me of Robin Hood

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Men in Tights where King John,

they just move the mole around

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mmm, yes.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

And, and he, and he is

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like, I have a mole.

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So

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

What a classic, truly.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm-Hmm.

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. Mm-Hmm.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, so

Archangel calls up, uh, String and Dom.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mm hmm.

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Mm

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hmm.

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laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they're the

only ones who can get this Loki back.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yep.

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

They have the special plane.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Our boys.

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But air wolf's communication

board is offline.

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Dun dun, dun.

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And it makes me wonder what, what hap what

hoppa here, but like, like, seriously?

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Did it happen in the last episode?

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Did we miss it?

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Like, or is this just a

one-off Where the episode

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beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It

totally happened during sex.

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mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, Beth, we'll hopper her.

399

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: You

know what happened to her?

400

Stringfellow was all like, I'm broody.

401

And then some lady was like,

oh yeah, I can fix him.

402

Cause we've all been there.

403

And like, she couldn't fix him.

404

And then she died, but not her.

405

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

She died.

406

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they had sex.

407

and then she died tragically because they

always die tragically and that's why he's

408

so broody and it's totally fine.

409

And the communications board

got screwed up from the sex.

410

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm, I'm so

411

boring.

412

I was gonna say that Dom spilled, like Dom

had like a really, really saucy sandwich.

413

Like a meatball sub, you know

414

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I mean there is

415

that stand right by like the plane place

416

they work.

417

What's that called?

418

The, you know, the closet for the planes.

419

The plane

420

closet.

421

The

422

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: hanger

423

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

The hanger?

424

Guys, we're already an all female show,

putting our voices on the internet, and

425

we just called it the airplane closet.

426

Come on!

427

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Yeah, but think about it!

428

Dom has like, the movie montage

from the beginning of Clueless.

429

And he just, he mixes and

matches different airplane parts.

430

Until he gets an all plaid airplane.

431

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I need

432

the plaid

433

airplane.

434

Somebody put that in the show.

435

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

have I just set back?

436

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

With hands.

437

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

438

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Play that airplane with hands,

439

guys, we've upped the ante.

440

If you really love us.

441

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

if you can also make it look

442

like Alicia Silverstone, like,

443

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, good.

444

Good on you.

445

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

cool, cool, cool.

446

Then we will definitely put it on a shirt.

447

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

448

No, I, I could see Dom with the

meatball sub that he knocks out.

449

Some part of the, um,

450

some important part of the airwolf.

451

For sure.

452

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

That feels right.

453

Like a meatball.

454

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

You know, you know who is knocked up?

455

Mrs.

456

Tarwater.

457

Ha ha ha.

458

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

her name really Tarwater?

459

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Her name is Mrs.

460

Tarwater, guys.

461

So we, we, we go to a cabin in the

middle of the winter, and a woman

462

is in labor, and his name is Mr.

463

Tarwater, and she is Mr.

464

Tarwater.

465

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: They're both

466

Mr.

467

Tirewater.

468

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

They're both Mr.

469

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Everyone's got an 80s mustache.

470

Even the baby.

471

Um, Like, yeah, I completely miss

that, because I was so stressed

472

out for her, like, the whole

473

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: same, big same.

474

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: they're going,

she's going, oh, the baby's two weeks

475

early, and then he's all like, and the

dad's all like, yo, uh, thank you, doc,

476

and he's all like, Don't call me doc.

477

And like, I'm like,

478

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I'm not a doctor!

479

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

so I'll call you doc.

480

And then the dad's all like, and

then the mom's all like, Oh, you've

481

totally done this before, right?

482

And he's all like, yeah, in a way that

you're like, Oh, no, he's never done this

483

before.

484

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: We

find out later that he's an army

485

medic, or was an army medic.

486

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Which,

487

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, I can't

imagine that in the 70s when he was proud,

488

because, you know, it's early 80s, right?

489

So he's probably army

490

medic in the 70s that they were

teaching army medics anything

491

about delivering babies.

492

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Nope.

493

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: you know, I

don't, yeah, because I am thinking back

494

to all the episodes of MASH I've watched.

495

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I do love MASH.

496

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: It's so good.

497

Um, and I do not remember a single

episode where anyone delivered a baby.

498

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: even

in MASH, famously, if we do have

499

a baby delivery episode, like

the doctors were real doctors.

500

I'm just like

501

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

502

They, they

503

let people

504

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

and like,

505

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

506

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Also, in a town where they just

507

sit around at the bar all day

because we really don't see them

508

doing much

509

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.

510

It's like the

511

hotel bar, isn't it?

512

Like, that's like a bed and breakfast

or something, it seems like.

513

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Right.

514

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I think

I called it a tavern in my notes.

515

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: it's the

516

inn.

517

It's the inn at the end of the

518

road.

519

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: That's

why this episode is called

520

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Guys, we did it.

521

we

522

solved it.

523

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

we so we, we solved Airwolf guys.

524

No need to tune in.

525

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: In our

defense, we never saw the end part.

526

We just saw that meat locker, baby.

527

It's got all the meat.

528

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, we'll, uh, we'll, get back to that.

529

Yeah, there's a meat locker

downstairs, like an old school one.

530

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't know

531

why I'm making this weird.

532

I'm so sorry.

533

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

it's okay.

534

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah, and

then they also talk about how like,

535

they're cut off from civilization and

536

and

537

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

hmm.

538

Mm

539

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: it takes a

day to get down the mountain and I'm

540

sitting there like, oh my god, please

don't let the terrorists come in and

541

like, take the baby hostage or something.

542

Like, that's where I thought this episode

was going and I was very stressed out

543

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yeah.

544

No, this was just establishing

how important the NotDoc

545

is to the town, I guess.

546

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,

547

because in the next scene he's uh,

because he's all like, I got other

548

appointments and then he's just Bonin.

549

His other appointment

was a dick appointment.

550

I know!

551

And

552

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

553

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: try

554

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I'm so

stressed out for Lady Tarrwater, like,

555

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: to make it sexy

in the next scene and I'm like, I am not!

556

This is

557

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: no, I'm not

558

there, guys.

559

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I would

like to emotionally adjust, please.

560

My god.

561

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, so I

guess he, he is boning the, the owner

562

of the inn at the end of the road, it

563

seems like.

564

And so at the, the, hanging out at the

bar for breakfast the next morning, it

565

seems like we have the town sheriff.

566

And some guy, who I think is in a

wheelchair, but I don't think he's, like,

567

established, like, what he is in the town.

568

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

569

He's like the local, we love

him and he is a person with a

570

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

571

Yeah.

572

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Which is cool.

573

I mean, we get a little bit

of a representation here

574

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Mhm.

575

Mhm.

576

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

and he's not framed as somebody who is

577

not able to like do things for himself.

578

You know, he's, he's, he's

a pretty fun character.

579

I don't remember what his name

580

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

And then some other lady.

581

Some

582

older lady.

583

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

now I thought that the older lady and the

584

older man were the owners, but I might be

585

wrong

586

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I think

the older man was the sheriff.

587

Yes.

588

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: are you guys

talking about the quirky fisherman?

589

Okay.

590

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh.

591

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: though.

592

Like, they, they show

593

his badge, and they're like, Oh, he

never, in this small town, he never dealt

594

with a real criminal in his whole life.

595

Like, yeah.

596

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh,

597

yeah, he did.

598

Well, his name was Frank.

599

Uh,

600

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

601

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: and I

don't know, it kind of seems like

602

him and the older lady were like,

603

you

604

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, like they, like she cared about

605

him, but we're also getting ahead

606

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: we should, we

607

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Sorry.

608

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: the story

609

going.

610

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

But one thing that we did skip

611

ahead of is we did get the robbers.

612

There are four, and one is a lady,

so thank you for one lady again,

613

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: of them are like

white, which is kind of like prescient

614

of them considering how the largest.

615

Terrorist threat to the U.

616

S.

617

is domestic terrorism

618

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah,

619

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

white supremacist groups?

620

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

One of them is shot, and we

621

know that they are gunning for

a ten million dollar payout.

622

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

623

We don't know exactly what, who

they're like bargaining Loki to, right?

624

Like,

625

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: No.

626

We do know

627

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: said.

628

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

629

We do however know that Dom feels like

Loki looks like a can of sardines uh,

630

Archangel says that this is one can

of sardines he wouldn't want to open.

631

And I'm sure that the writers at the

time were thinking this is the funniest

632

thing I've ever fucking written.

633

Oh my god, I'm

634

so funny.

635

Um, I told this to a girl I was

on a date with last night and she

636

laughed so hard and then went to

the bathroom and never came back.

637

I hope she's okay.

638

I should check on her.

639

And,

640

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

She just laughed too hard.

641

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: She

laughed too hard, she's still peeing.

642

Um, yeah, and so like, I don't know.

643

I feel like most people would not

want to open a single can of sardines.

644

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: gonna make

that joke, But I was letting it play out.

645

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, sorry!

646

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Aww.

647

We're starting to finish

each other's jokes

648

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

We're in a throuple!

649

Don't tell the men.

650

I

651

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I know we talk about

652

men and stuff like that.

653

We actually, all of us have

great men in our lives.

654

So not all men.

655

Am I allowed to say not all men?

656

Oh, wait, that's not, um, can't, right?

657

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's

658

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Sorry guys.

659

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's

660

complicated.

661

I don't know how to

662

make this joke anymore.

663

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: don't know.

664

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I know.

665

I

666

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: the,

the, like, 50 ish percent of the U.

667

S.

668

ruined it for me.

669

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, sorry guys.

670

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: But

yeah, our menfolk know that

671

out of all the menfolk,

we hate them the least.

672

And that's,

673

that's important.

674

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

If you're menfolk and you're

675

here, you probably get it.

676

Like,

677

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

678

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

you probably get it, right?

679

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, if they haven't

680

turned us off by now,

681

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: you

682

get

683

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

they're rage listening, which,

684

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Get a hobby.

685

Go

686

outside.

687

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

just like.

688

These women be yappin but I love Airwolf.

689

Heh

690

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: would be,

that is such a specific demographic.

691

If we

692

ever hit that demographic, we have won the

693

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I

hope all two of you are happy.

694

Yeah.

695

Yeah,

696

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I just, I just want to say, so as the

697

person who is the ambassador between Gen

Z slang and the millennials in this group,

698

because I'm a high school teacher, yappin

is now a Gen Z word that is used A lot,

699

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: okay.

700

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

just, just, just yappin.

701

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

that one though.

702

I'm

703

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

too.

704

I'm, I actually kind of

want to use it all the time.

705

So good job, Gen Z.

706

This

707

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: keeping

Yappin and I'm keeping Riz.

708

I really

709

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah,

710

I love

711

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

712

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

I like Riz.

713

I liked Bougie.

714

I thought Bougie was a

715

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Oh, was that theirs?

716

I thought it was ours.

717

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

No, no, that's ours.

718

But like, you know, as far as

slang goes, that was a top, top

719

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

720

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: sure.

721

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh, shit.

722

Speaking of bougie, so we

bought Ja'far's sister.

723

She likes cashmere, right?

724

And we bought her,

725

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Mm hmm.

726

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: um, cashmere

sweatpants, which you can get.

727

I know.

728

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

holy crap.

729

What?

730

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

And cashmere socks.

731

So now she can be head to toe cashmere.

732

And I have to wait just under 24

hours for her to open it and I'm like

733

seriously thinking about driving to

their place, knocking on the door

734

and making her open it now because

I'm like so fucking excited and I

735

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: No, you have to

record an episode about Airwolf right now.

736

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Should I tell you guys that

737

I like cashmere things?

738

No, I'm just kidding.

739

I mean, who doesn't though?

740

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

I do, but I also have an

741

18 month old, so that's

just not happening.

742

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

743

I don't think I own any cashmere.

744

I'm just going to be

745

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't,

I think you have to be more of an

746

adult than I am to own cashmere.

747

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: how I feel.

748

Yeah.

749

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

750

That's fair.

751

The baby is born guys.

752

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: fuck the baby.

753

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: The

754

baby's okay.

755

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

And it's the cleanest

756

birth I've ever seen.

757

She's like fully quaffed in

bed with her makeup and her

758

beautiful little quaint cabin.

759

Nothing went wrong.

760

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

blood shot anywhere.

761

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

No bloodshot anywhere.

762

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: fainted,

no one was crying, everything was

763

fine.

764

She didn't

765

poop.

766

I hear that's a thing that

767

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

No.

768

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah, I hear

769

that.

770

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

That bed is, that bed is shit

771

free.

772

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: I

famously, shamelessly really love

773

the show Call the Midwife, and

774

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Call the Midwife?

775

I love

776

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: love

777

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I just

started it and it's lovely, dude!

778

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: love

779

it.

780

They do at least attempt to make

the actresses, like, look like

781

they're having a time of it.

782

Like,

783

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

784

Everybody's sweaty!

785

It's great!

786

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: yes, yes.

787

Very sweaty.

788

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Every time I watch Call the Midwife,

789

Ben comes in and makes the quip,

The midwife hasn't come yet.

790

How many episodes are you in?

791

Just like sit and watch my dude.

792

This is, this is gripping

British television.

793

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: there was

794

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

Yeah, I kind of a

795

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: in one of

the later seasons where I was like, Oh

796

this show has jumped the shark.

797

Am

798

I still going to watch it?

799

Yes.

800

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Okay!

801

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

what part was

802

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Um, there's a certain event

803

involving, involving a train.

804

That I was

805

like, we've jumped the shark, guys.

806

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

807

It kind of goes, it kind of goes

back to normal again though.

808

Cause like I'm in the new season

right now and there's nothing jump,

809

no Jar Sharp jumping, but yeah, that

810

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

811

No, I'm just a couple episodes

into the new season and I'm like,

812

it feels a little better, but yeah.

813

Yeah.

814

Yeah.

815

Sorry.

816

We started talking about a

different show on our podcast about.

817

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

to, um, Cool Girls Don't

818

Look at Explosions, where we talk

about birth explosions, because we're

819

talking about Call of the Midwife now.

820

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Cool girls watch Call the Midwife.

821

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: It's true.

822

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

823

Mm hmm.

824

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: girls talk

about the importance of obstetrics.

825

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Maternal health.

826

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

827

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Maternal and infant health.

828

Sure.

829

Yeah.

830

Okay,

831

so we've, we've had a fine

832

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

whatever you want.

833

Yeah, sorry.

834

Okay, yeah.

835

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

We had, we had a fine birth.

836

Mrs.

837

Tarwater is going to be fine and baby's

going to be fine because we're never

838

going to see them through the rest

of the episode and if they weren't

839

fine, they would have told us, right?

840

So what next?

841

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Not to spoil

anything, but I do believe that this

842

is the first episode we got, we've

watched so far, where no lady died.

843

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

hmm.

844

What?

845

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

do the robbers die?

846

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: No.

847

No.

848

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: they don't?

849

We're sure they don't explode?

850

They don't?

851

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes,

852

and I will tell you why.

853

I don't think we explode them.

854

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Well, let's

855

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: keep going.

856

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: let's, let's,

let's discuss it in later minutes.

857

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

858

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

guys, I do want to point out,

859

so we, we go, we Get a on TV.

860

There's Lord Kularu, Kularu, right?

861

And

862

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Killebrew.

863

It's Killebrew.

864

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Killebrew.

865

Killebrew.

866

Sorry.

867

Ularu?

868

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: with

subtitles on, so if you don't, I can

869

see where you get something weird out of

870

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah, cause

that's what every frat boy wants to be

871

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: But even

872

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Oh,

this is my buddy, uh, Jane,

873

but we call him Lord Killebrew.

874

ha

875

ha!

876

ha!

877

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

it was a weird name.

878

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

so Good at bare bongs.

879

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Guys, guys,

guys, you know that I am like on a college

880

campus like most days of the week now.

881

And when I'm driving home, I'm

driving past like college houses.

882

Literally yesterday, I'm driving

down Jenkins Avenue in Norman,

883

you know, close to the college.

884

And there's these guys out on the lawn

with a beer pong table playing beer pong

885

three o'clock in the afternoon on Friday.

886

And I was like, yeah, that's cool.

887

Cool guys.

888

Yeah.

889

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: in there.

890

Experience college joy again.

891

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

892

It's fun to, like, observe and

be like, Oh, I remember that.

893

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

894

I would not want to do any of it now.

895

Honestly, that sounds so exhausting.

896

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

897

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Um,

I do want to point out that we

898

are in Hellinan National Forest.

899

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm

900

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Um,

and we know that because they

901

say it so many fucking times?

902

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: You

know why they say it so many times?

903

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I assume

it's because it's sponsored.

904

This episode is sponsored

by Hellinan National Forest.

905

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

It's not a real place.

906

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Is

that really why they say it

907

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, did you look it

908

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: up?

909

He's a National Forest

910

nerd.

911

So.

912

He looked it

913

up, it's not real.

914

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I

915

love that for him.

916

Honestly, I feel like if you, if you

want to get with a cool girl, you

917

must have a weird special interest.

918

You know?

919

You know?

920

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

mean, going back to Lord Killebrew,

921

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yo!

922

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

working,

923

he's working on peace in the Middle

East and guy is like, I'm just really

924

glad that we finished, you know, the

Middle East peace process back then.

925

And we're living in a world

where we've solved war.

926

Um, you know, That, that really, you

know, stuck, and it's really interesting

927

looking at this as a historical

928

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Uh huh.

929

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Wait, Beth, why are you

930

looking at me like that?

931

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: I don't like

it when this podcast gets too real.

932

Ha ha ha

933

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah,

it's especially good that that is,

934

like, off the plate, considering

the upcoming ramifications of the

935

election that, you know, when our

936

next president takes office glad

the Middle East is all cool now.

937

Yeah.

938

Yeah.

939

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah, totally fine.

940

Moving on to fun, shooty, pew pew time.

941

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857:

Shooty pew pews, what do we got?

942

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Um, so wheelchair guy who I don't,

943

I don't know when we got his name,

but he, the thieves, the, the four

944

robbers come out of their hidey hole

because they have to get help for their

945

friend that got shot and they hold,

they hold us, hold up everybody at

946

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Well,

yeah, because their car, well,

947

the car that they sold from that

very nice man, that burgundy,

948

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

949

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: uh, deal, um,

it breaks down in Halinan National Forest.

950

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

951

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

one and only sponsor.

952

Um, Be, yeah, because like, I don't

know, they smacked into it earlier.

953

Um, and then Lucas is all

like, oh, it's broken.

954

And everyone's like, hey, Lucas, we

wouldn't be in this mess if you didn't

955

do something stupid, you stupid.

956

And then, uh,

957

yeah.

958

And then you're kind of like,

are they gonna kill Lucas?

959

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: They really put

960

up with Lucas's bullshit a lot longer

than you think they're going to.

961

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yeah.

962

I would think if ten million dollars

were on the line and you were, you know,

963

prone to violence, Lucas would not be

964

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Mm hmm.

965

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858:

sticking around for a long time.

966

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: he

makes like a bunch of mistakes.

967

Yeah.

968

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Yes.

969

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Lucas the

970

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Lucas

the Doofus, and not one time did

971

they call him Lucas the doofus.

972

Everyone kind of screwed up here, really.

973

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but anyway.

974

So, they're all like, well, shoot, our

buddies got shot in the dick, and Lucas is

975

dumb, and we're in the middle of nowhere.

976

And then, the lady goes Hello.

977

There's a bar.

978

There's a settlement up ahead.

979

And they're all like, cool,

let's mosey on down the road.

980

Except for the one dude

who got shot in the dick.

981

He's being carried.

982

Because

983

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: hmm.

984

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: you

famously need your penis to walk.

985

And so, they end up in a bar.

986

And they hold everybody hostage.

987

And they've somehow heard about Doc,

988

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Yeah.

989

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

990

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Okay.

991

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: right?

992

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Or at least they, they figure that

993

there is some sort of medical help

994

beth_1_11-23-2024_201858: Well,

no, because they like bust in and

995

they're like, who here is named Doc?

996

Who is the one they call

997

Doc?

998

mrs--claus--cookie-milk-_1_11-23-2024_201918:

Oh, forgot that.

999

laura_1_11-23-2024_191857: Yeah.

00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:08,775

I don't know.

00:34:08,784 --> 00:34:10,385

Maybe they have a radio or something.

00:34:10,385 --> 00:34:10,455

Mm hmm.

00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:11,960

00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,025

they do, shoot a radio.

00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:14,725

We see

00:34:14,725 --> 00:34:15,145

that.

00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:16,344

no, they shoot the radios

00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:19,199

then, everyone's like, Oh no, how is

00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:21,659

anyone gonna know we need stuff up here?

00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:22,675

Mm hmm.

00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:24,380

and then that's when we find

00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:26,530

out that he's not a real doctor.

00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:28,270

He just is an army medic.

00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:30,960

And then, uh, they shoot No?

00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,340

Yeah.

00:34:32,190 --> 00:34:35,389

And so then they're like, We're

gonna knock Doc unconscious.

00:34:35,995 --> 00:34:41,844

And then, cause, nothing says medical

expertise, like A severe concussion.

00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:46,554

And, um, then they're all like,

everybody else get in the meat locker

00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:52,235

and Frank, the plucky fisherman slash

sheriff, goes, I don't think so.

00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:54,955

We're gonna die, cause it's a meat locker.

00:34:55,335 --> 00:34:57,535

Um, which, is that a thing?

00:34:57,995 --> 00:34:58,305

Can

00:34:58,305 --> 00:34:59,835

I would assume, I mean it makes

00:34:59,835 --> 00:35:03,335

sense to have a situation where

it's in the basement and there's

00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,565

no oxygen so it's not oxidizing.

00:35:06,055 --> 00:35:06,605

00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,805

Yeah.

00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,004

I

00:35:09,795 --> 00:35:10,205

00:35:10,395 --> 00:35:11,495

so, I mean,

00:35:11,665 --> 00:35:13,805

from civilization that you just like

00:35:13,805 --> 00:35:15,585

buy up a whole bunch of meat at once.

00:35:15,585 --> 00:35:16,235

yeah,

00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,605

are hunting game or something.

00:35:18,605 --> 00:35:20,315

That's why we have a meat locker, I guess.

00:35:20,445 --> 00:35:20,815

Yeah.

00:35:21,425 --> 00:35:22,255

quite possible.

00:35:22,275 --> 00:35:22,685

00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:26,795

to the entire world of meat, that

00:35:26,975 --> 00:35:29,185

anything you say I will probably believe.

00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:30,730

To be honest, like,

00:35:30,730 --> 00:35:30,930

00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:31,285

00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,100

I could think on the

00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:35,030

spot and give you some really

wild meat facts or something.

00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:35,380

But

00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:35,760

00:35:36,245 --> 00:35:37,915

This has been Meat Facts with Laura.

00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:39,990

day, like, Javert and I were talking

00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:41,350

about it because he grew up hunting.

00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:45,160

And I, I said something about how

like, you know, when he went on

00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,440

trips with his dad, he must have just

killed the thing and then, and then

00:35:49,470 --> 00:35:52,200

chopped it up and then put it on a

fire and that's how you get a meal.

00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,360

And he was like, no.

00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,970

Because like, in my head, it's like Zelda.

00:35:57,295 --> 00:35:58,455

You shoot the bird.

00:35:58,555 --> 00:36:00,055

The bird turns into a drumstick.

00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,065

You cook the drumstick.

00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:01,695

Yay!

00:36:02,805 --> 00:36:05,045

Um, you get all your hearts back.

00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:09,985

And, uh, yeah, he was like, I'm not

gonna go into it, but meat processing

00:36:09,995 --> 00:36:14,945

is quite a lengthy period of time.

00:36:15,585 --> 00:36:17,105

And, that is all I know.

00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:17,790

00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,490

Yeah, that seems, seems legit.

00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:22,300

So guys, you know, we have, uh, I

00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:25,440

don't know if Laura, Laura probably

doesn't know Seth, but Beth knows

00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,320

Seth, and Seth raised turkeys one year.

00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:33,835

He's our friend that has a like farming

homestead kind of deal and I got to

00:36:33,835 --> 00:36:38,845

like slaughter and prepare my own turkey

for Thanksgiving which was like the

00:36:38,845 --> 00:36:42,735

coolest thing ever and I know people

are probably like what you think that's

00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:46,915

cool yes it is really cool and I'm sorry

Beth but there is a lot that goes into

00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:50,315

it though like you have to like pluck

it the right way and scald it and like

00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:58,380

get the Different things out and so

what you do is they set up a big pot of

00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:03,540

boiling water It or like like blanch it

basically you dip it down into the water.

00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:08,240

So all the pores open up so you

can pull out the the pinions

00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,655

like the The feathers are

00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:11,595

00:37:11,595 --> 00:37:12,085

Mm hmm.

00:37:12,235 --> 00:37:12,735

It was really an

00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,885

used to be a lot of work, and that's

00:37:14,885 --> 00:37:16,335

why we didn't eat as much, guys.

00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,845

Yeah, dude, it was all day!

00:37:17,865 --> 00:37:22,025

Like, you know, I could understand

like, wanting to get, you know, the,

00:37:22,035 --> 00:37:25,865

the, the barn raisin folk over to

help, you know, pluck the turkeys.

00:37:25,865 --> 00:37:26,285

Yep.

00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,335

used to eat a lot less meat

00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:29,555

because it was so much work.

00:37:29,555 --> 00:37:32,035

I still eat a lot less

00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,410

00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,530

we, the meat eaters,

00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:36,710

used to eat a lot

00:37:36,930 --> 00:37:37,490

Mm hmm.

00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:37,840

Mm

00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:39,150

about it, for half a

00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:39,500

minute.

00:37:40,365 --> 00:37:40,775

00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:46,205

and that's probably why you didn't have

things like colon cancer as much because

00:37:46,415 --> 00:37:49,975

it's kind of tied to red meat and stuff Is

00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:50,410

hmm.

00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,610

Do you know who is gonna

die because of meat?

00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:55,750

The people in the meat locker,

00:37:56,155 --> 00:37:57,595

Frank cuz he got shot?

00:37:57,595 --> 00:37:58,145

00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:58,955

also got shot.

00:37:58,965 --> 00:37:59,725

That was sad.

00:37:59,735 --> 00:37:59,885

Why

00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,060

Yeah, Frank got shot

00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:02,545

Was it, was Frank just giving

00:38:02,545 --> 00:38:04,055

him lip and that's why they did it?

00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:06,220

want to go on the meat locker cuz he

00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:09,770

knew they were gonna suffocate and he

was like the sheriff and you know He's

00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:13,020

like I'm a fisherman and I don't think

you should do this and they were like

00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,830

we hate fishermen and then they shot him

00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:15,345

00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:15,875

Yeah.

00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,695

terrorists are You Prejudice

00:38:18,735 --> 00:38:21,145

against fishermen as well.

00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:21,725

Yep.

00:38:21,725 --> 00:38:22,815

Then we go to Airwolf,

00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:23,685

00:38:24,475 --> 00:38:26,805

who is doing thermal scans and they

00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:33,825

find a stolen car and a bush chopper

and I love A, I'm pretty sure that

00:38:33,825 --> 00:38:36,065

this was Dom who said this very folksy.

00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:39,925

That car is hotter than

a 2 pistol on a Saturday

00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,070

that was Dom for sure.

00:38:43,295 --> 00:38:44,035

00:38:44,045 --> 00:38:46,985

still don't understand what I

literally wrote that down too,

00:38:46,995 --> 00:38:52,945

cause I I need someone to explain

to me what the fuck that is means.

00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,240

we shoot our 2 pistol on Saturday night?

00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,310

Because we're drunk I guess?

00:38:57,350 --> 00:38:58,030

I don't know.

00:38:58,685 --> 00:38:58,935

00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,275

It has to be.

00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:02,370

does your pistol cost two dollars?

00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,110

Did you get it out of one of those like,

00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:04,330

put

00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,050

00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:07,380

and then twist the dial and then

00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:08,480

it comes in a little bubble?

00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:09,720

00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:10,930

Maybe it's just inflation guys.

00:39:10,930 --> 00:39:12,640

Maybe pistols were 2 back in

00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,080

the 80s.

00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:13,670

I don't know.

00:39:15,275 --> 00:39:17,075

I wonder, I wonder if Mr.

00:39:17,075 --> 00:39:20,625

Tarwater could tell us what

the folksy colloquialism means.

00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,210

00:39:21,490 --> 00:39:24,520

busy being super sleep deprived because

00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,300

he's got a giant, a brand new baby.

00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:27,280

He's not talking

00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,100

to anyone for two years.

00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:29,735

Yeah.

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Mm hmm.

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the bush chopper, I called the

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pontoon chopper the whole time.

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Oh, it is a pontoon

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chopper!

00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,305

00:39:40,305 --> 00:39:40,895

this baby on the

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water.

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Yeah.

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I like it.

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honestly would have been way more

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cinematic for what's coming up.

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Cause, okay,

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Okay, first of all, I just want to say,

so when Airwolf rolls up, right, they

00:39:52,565 --> 00:39:54,525

mention bears, like a pack of bears.

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And like, earlier, they talk about

bears raiding the trash in the tavern.

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And like, I kept thinking, okay,

one of these terrorists is totally

00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:09,615

gonna get mauled by a bear, but the

bear's never fucking come up again.

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They did not use

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Chekhov's Bears properly.

00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:13,625

00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:15,480

You're right

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bear me, and then not Chekhov's bear me.

00:40:20,270 --> 00:40:20,610

00:40:20,610 --> 00:40:20,920

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shirt,

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writing all over the place.

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Terrible writing.

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Cause yeah, cause the whole

reason that they're out in Halinan

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National Forest, I forgot what it

was called for Um, is because, like,

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they're there to kill, um, Professor

00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:41,010

00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:41,430

Yeah.

00:40:41,595 --> 00:40:41,675

00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:44,315

Lord Crusherbrew.

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Yeah,

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a brew,

00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,000

00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:51,345

00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,180

to you by Crush A Brew.

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so off the rails and I'm loving it

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and he's out there because he

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likes to go hunting, is that right?

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