Get ready to tickle your brain with some wacky wisdom, folks! We’re diving headfirst into the hilariously bizarre world of "Sound Statistics." Takeaways:
This episode is all about the hilariously weird side of work
Haystack's new game, Sound Statistics, mixes trivia with goofy sound effects for maximum fun!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker A:
It's Haystack.
Speaker A:
It is time to play a new game that I started doing on, I guess it was Friday morning, and this one's.
Speaker A:
This one's silly because I like silly.
Speaker B:
Haystack's got a number and a twinkle in his eye.
Speaker B:
A little bit nerdy, but he's our kind of guy.
Speaker B:
He's got facts in a stack and a question on the way.
Speaker B:
Better wake that brain up, it's time to play.
Speaker B:
He'll give you weird stat, then you make your pick.
Speaker B:
And if you need a clue, you'll hear a little sound effect.
Speaker B:
Sound statistics, sound statistics.
Speaker B:
Guess the number, hear the clues.
Speaker B:
Sound statistics, sound statistics.
Speaker B:
Hey, Stacks, got a question for you.
Speaker A:
Oh, yeah, getting jazzy.
Speaker A:
It's Sound Statistics, a game where I'll ask you or give you a statistics style trivia question and I'll give you a little sound effects as a hint because I wanted to make sound.
Speaker A:
I wanted to make sound effects nerdier.
Speaker A:
I wanted to make trivia nerdier.
Speaker A:
All right, first question of sound statistics.
Speaker A:
This morning, 64% of people say that this has happened to them because of work.
Speaker A:
64% Of people say this has happened to them because of work.
Speaker A:
Here's your sound hint.
Speaker A:
I'll play it one more time.
Speaker A:
That's not a small number.
Speaker A:
That's basically two out of three coworkers affected by work in this way.
Speaker A:
All right, the answer, becoming constipated because of work stress.
Speaker A:
That was a toilet paper roll.
Speaker A:
Work is so stressful, even your body's like, I'm not releasing anything until management gets its act together.
Speaker A:
Ye Question number two.
Speaker A:
In a prank test.
Speaker A:
This is wild.
Speaker A:
In a prank test, 98% of smartphone owners signed a bogus form giving away this.
Speaker A:
Giving away this.
Speaker A:
Here we go.
Speaker A:
You don't need to hear that a second time.
Speaker A:
You know what it is, and the answer is not the.
Speaker A:
Your firstborn, but it's close.
Speaker A:
98% Of people who claim they read the terms and conditions signed away the naming rights to their firstborn child.
Speaker A:
98% Of people were one fake user agreement away from having a kid named Verizon Jenkins.
Speaker A:
That's why nobody reads the terms.
Speaker A:
We don't even read them.
Speaker A:
When the fine print says, congratulations, your baby's now Samsung iPhone Jones or whatever.
Speaker A:
98% Of us.
Speaker A:
Yeah.
Speaker A:
No one reads it.
Speaker A:
No one reads it.
Speaker A:
We know that.
Speaker A:
Sounds statistics.
Speaker A:
It is weird numbers, dumb choices, and proof once again that work can be dangerous.
