An armed man enters a Texas school and the story quietly fades, but the questions don’t.
This episode explores missing scientists, Epstein connections, and growing concerns around UFO disclosure.
In this episode of At The Mic with Keith Malinak, Keith is joined by Brad Staggs to examine a Texas school incident that raised more questions than answers after quickly disappearing from headlines. What begins as a localized story expands into a broader discussion about missing scientists, government transparency, and patterns that continue to surface across high-profile cases.
The conversation moves between cultural commentary, media influence, and deeper investigations into figures like Jeffrey Epstein and Palm Beach Pete, while also exploring ongoing conversations around UFO disclosure and public trust. As each topic unfolds, the episode challenges listeners to consider whether these events are isolated, or part of a larger pattern that deserves closer attention.
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Keith Malinak (:get this picture up. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. We're just a we're a professional operation here. And I'm sorry that I went live here. yeah, there's one less thing on my to do list. He had to check. I knew I was forgetting something there. Hi. Happy hump day. Happy Wednesday. Don't mind me. I'm just dropping stuff. I'm one of those days.
this graphic down. Hope you're doing good today. I'm sorry, can't can't let that go. Hope you're doing well today. Grateful that you are here. You know, one thing that I'm not sure I properly explained. And that is well a lot of stuff, I'm sure. But did you do you guys realize that Wes, it's a it's a color coded thing now. You should follow Wes at second floor Dallas on X. You should also check out the at the mic show.
Instagram page that Gabby handles. She's always doing great stuff over there at Jeffy Apologist on X. So what I'm looking for now, here we go, style. OK, so you see how it's orange? See that's color coded. That's the Wednesday show, right? See, look at this. And now I'm going to on the fly. And trust me, you know how pathetic this is. I'm always having to type it in because I can't figure out how to get it to just save.
Isn't that, mean, that is pathetic. And so there you go. There's Thursday. See how it's got the light blue there going, little turquoise? All right, so that's Thursday. It's the deep dive. So Wednesday, we do the wild card. Could be anything. And boy, do we have a lot of stuff to talk about with Brad here in just a moment over at the Daily Mojo. And then on Thursdays when we do the deep dive, if you missed Thursday's deep dive where we talked about the Nephilim with Derek Olson, please go back and watch that. That's available at atmshow.com. Wednesday of last week, Brad and I
the COVID nightmare that was: Keith Malinak (:I got to get it back because I'll forget what day it is if I don't get the right color in there because it's orange for Wednesday. And then now we have yellow for Tuesday because if you aren't aware, six years ago, this show was completely different where I just talked to people about their life story. And I had 122 episodes in the archives that Wes has dusted off. every Tuesday morning, it's a throwback Tuesday as opposed to your throwback Thursday on X.
st one I did back in March of:Start a deep dive, that's the Thursdays, and then Friday's happy hour. Look, I think everyone will be here this Friday, but I thought that for about the past month. but anyway, ATMshow.com. Hanging out today on the wild card. Tomorrow's deep dive is a Barflee with me, Brad, and Kelly, going through all sorts of crazy stories. I'm sure aliens will be involved, they typically are. Aliens is in the stack today as well, kind of. It's it's like alien adjacent. And then of course the happy hour, we just kind of.
goof around and hang out with you and I hope you're doing good. Well, see, look, I'm doing what the hell's my grammar deal today? What is that? Sorry, let me check the comments real quick. Hi, Alec. What's going on, man? Douglas is here. Born genius. Appreciate y'all hanging out here. Let's see. What do we got here? Mm I don't know is GTSY is that an abbreviation I should recognize? I don't Now feel like I'm left out. Born genius. Douglas.
GTSY. Get this stuff.
Keith Malinak (:Yo, I don't know. Sorry. Okay, so I wanted to explain the color-coded stuff and I'm glad I'm glad I finally remembered to do that. Let's see what else I have for you today We'll be joining Brad here moment if you're not aware Brad He peed on this spot first the 3 p.m. Eastern on Wednesdays I was like, crap because I wanted to do something on Wednesdays And so now he and I we hang out together for the first hour and then I beg and I plead
And I say, hey, Brad, can you hang out with me on my show? And he leaves. And he leaves like an hour in. It's like, excuse me. But I can't complain too much because he hangs out with me every Friday and many Thursdays as well. So grateful for Brad and Rebecca and Kelly. Rebecca is traveling with the baby. They're country hopping right now. That's like a big test in babydom.
So let's see. So Rebecca is hanging with the baby. And then Kelly will be here tomorrow. So Kelly, tomorrow, Brad and I, and then both Rebecca and Kelly. That's your regularly scheduled program. And let me, I think I'm gonna put Brad up here as we are now five.
Brad Staggs (:obviously but we and I see Keith is he's right on time and I'm I'm like hold on a sec
Keith Malinak (:I'll pull you down here. Sorry, nothing like being late. You know, sorry that I'm
Yeah. Well, I told you, you know, I said, tell your news guy.
Brad Staggs (:and See then and then I think I have to come down here I think there's another button I have to push to see you know what we can put a damn man on the moon But they can't make some button to unmute me What Not anymore but
Keith Malinak (:We were ju- ANWI! ANWI!
Keith Malinak (:Everyone's been saying I think about it too much.
Brad Staggs (:Right. Well, and we were just discussing the fact that the Fort Worth ISD Board of Trustees was who is an elected board was replaced by a an appointed representative of the Texas state government, which seems a little dicey to me. I don't know. mean, not saying that the Texas the Fort Worth Board of Trustees in the Texas Independent School District is was doing a good job and they may not have. They may have been doing a horrible job.
But the fact that they were replaced, they were elected, they were replaced by a board that was chosen by a guy who was not elected is a bit troublesome.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, I agree completely and I can expound on that but first can I just address... don't want to call you elephant in the room. Like what's happening here?
Brad Staggs (:I thought that'd be kind of cool. And Necessity is the mother of invention. So if you're watching on Keith's stream, there's a lot to see.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, there's a lot to see, but you're like far away and it makes me sad. feel like...
Brad Staggs (:I'm not really far away though, because there's three of me and I mean, I'm as look, look how close it looks how close my hand is.
Keith Malinak (:I guess.
Brad Staggs (:I'm pretty I'm pretty close actually and this a it's a 300 so you're seeing the entire room here at the motel You're you're seeing yeah. Well, it's a it's a double fish eye. So you're seeing through you're seeing all the way around the camera the the the top images there are monitors that are behind the camera and then the bottom image is all everything in front of the camera, so
Keith Malinak (:that really illustrates everything. See that? Watch this, You can see me out the left eye. And then you can look over here at Brad's monitor. Watch this. Look at that, man. It's like a full second.
Keith Malinak (:But we can totally put a man on the moon, but we can't fix the delay.
Brad Staggs (:But again, I'm going to say the fact that we can do this at all is truly amazing. mean, 2026 and it just, well, it just makes me feel better about our shortcomings. Hi, Wisconsin Jack Hole.
Keith Malinak (:and
Brad Staggs (:Did she bring cookies? Because if she didn't bring cookies, I don't it really doesn't affect me.
Keith Malinak (:last thing and then then you'd you'd just run with it but i just want to point out it is now air conditioning season in texas so susan right you know mike my apologies if you hear the the vent right above the microphones here so anyway brad what's going on over there at the old motel
Brad Staggs (:Why is it that we have, didn't there used to be four seasons? it climate change? Is that why we go from winter now directly into summer?
Keith Malinak (:I think what it is, I think what happens, the closer you get to Armageddon, the hotter it gets. So I think, I what's going on, doesn't the Bible say something about like the seasons or something that are going to be wacky and whatnot? I'm a Bible scholar, as you know, and so I'm act, I'm playing dumb. I'm acting like I don't really know the whole thing about the snow in Texas in July and stuff like that.
Brad Staggs (:I have no problem believing that. Absolutely no problem.
Brad Staggs (:You did you know did you know about my? Well two things number one. I was actually a camp good news I won the award for memorizing the most Bible verses during the course of the week I did that two years in a row. So I am that champion and also And this is like at the opposite end of the scale and I still hold a grudge against Sonia out of stone from fifth grade when I lost the fifth grade spelling bee championship
because I misspelled Bible.
Brad Staggs (:Go ahead, go ahead. But you know what? Actually, you're me, you're me, you're me. All right, Keith, the word is Bible.
Keith Malinak (:you
OCCSAIN, Oxen. See, I had one of those moments too. I don't know. you gonna- Did you tell me you know? no. Did you didn't know?
Brad Staggs (:No, no, no, no, and I got robbed and that's my point I said Bible bi BLE Bible you're wrong. I got the old buzzeroo. I got the I got the axe I got the
ot capitalized. Was robbed in: Keith Malinak (:You should.
Brad Staggs (:I'm still looking up the weather will be we will be wild. I'm Go ahead
Keith Malinak (:Yeah.
Because that reminds me you talk about bitter childhood memories, right? How many counties in Georgia? Hang on. I think I know the answer but I let me tell you why I forgot 159. Okay. Fine. I can't believe it was 159. I feel like there was like 30 You have a map of Georgia counties and you fill in maybe 30 of them or something like that And I got them all right and my teacher. I don't know sixth grade. I think it was She she marked one of them wrong or something like
that and I came up and I was like hey right and I said I get this right and she goes you just changed that I said I sure as hell did not just change that I got a hundred no no mr. Malinay you got one wrong and I I'm still
Brad Staggs (:Did punch her? Did punch her? Did you wait for her after school and hit her with a club?
Keith Malinak (:How long is the statute of limitations on that?
Brad Staggs (:My 10th grade English teacher, when I in a paper wrote, don't know, furthest and farthest, he marked it wrong. And he said, it's farther and further and fartherest and furtherest.
Keith Malinak (:Did you say? You know what? I better not say what I want to say because in this day and age a teacher might take you up on that.
Brad Staggs (:He it took him a while to get up off the ground. I will say it was a solid. It was a solid. No, I was like, what are you? Are you high? And he's like, no, it's farther and further and farther, farther and further. And the next day he came back to me and said, how's wrong? I'm sorry. What? What, Mr. Shamil? I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
Keith Malinak (:Take a pic!
Brad Staggs (:And I just I I and then I made him take off his shoes and his socks and his it was ugly. It was really, really ugly.
Keith Malinak (:We bag him too.
Brad Staggs (:Is that like tea bagging? Because I'm not sure what's saying. I mean, we've gotten that wrong.
Keith Malinak (:the shirt kind of like court holio you know.
Brad Staggs (:I should have. I should have gave him a wedgie. I gave him a wedgie.
Keith Malinak (:You it so they can't punch
Brad Staggs (:No, I did I gave him a wedgie. I think that was enough a whole one second. I'm looking i'm looking up Okay, this is weird whether in the last days according to the bible where did go romans, chapter 1 verse 27, this is kind of a weird one, okay? In end times in the last days and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.
Keith Malinak (:Wait, receiving in themselves?
Brad Staggs (:I think that might be literal. But stuff.
Keith Malinak (:the
Brad Staggs (:I started to watch that. I do want to watch that and I have not had a chance to watch that because the Nephilim does fascinate me. So tell me, give me some high points. Give me high.
Keith Malinak (:Well, what you do is you go to ATM show dot com and then see right here you click on start a deep dive. Obviously that button is working. There we go. See that? And there it is. Who are the Nephalem? And then there's your T's. You just have to click on that.
Keith Malinak (:One of the things that Derek Olson covers is you've pointed out many times and it's, I'm sorry, they have constructed such intricate walls and details that are cut so kind, you know what I'm talking about? They weren't using chisels and whatnot. In other words, we're the ones with the technology that is regressed.
Brad Staggs (:You've got a nice website.
Keith Malinak (:they it's not like they're the caveman you are mesmerized by the great work that that west has done hero west at second floor down on sunday
Brad Staggs (:I'm pretty impressed by this. Yeah. By your website. I actually am because
Keith Malinak (:Let me tell you what this is all about. Who's that? Now that picture's way too big, That's a lot of words, too. Hey, you were supposed to... You, Rebecca Kelly, haven't sent your pictures. Scroll down and you'll see... Click on about the show there. Click on that for you. Wait, I better do it. My own audience. Sorry, you're looking at a different... About the show. Nope, that's not it. Scroll down. More about Keith. Maybe it's that. don't know. Yeah, scroll down. More about Keith. Look at those.
Brad Staggs (:that key.
Brad Staggs (:About the show.
Keith Malinak (:I don't know. It just praised the website and now you got problems. See, look at that. Look at that. See? None of y'all sent pictures in. See? You got this guy.
Brad Staggs (:There's nothing wrong with that, I it's not bad, I mean...
Keith Malinak (:All right, well, got Rebecca and you got Kelly, see? I'm going to pick your nose. See that? Oh, you can't see it. Nice.
Brad Staggs (:Huh.
Keith Malinak (:Did you write that?
Whoa, Kelly! Where's your bio, Kelly Smith?
Brad Staggs (:hold on a second. Does it mention the Norks with Rebecca? Rebecca Mr. Reagan is a Norwegian journalist with incredible... Whoa, they put that in there?
Keith Malinak (:west at the very end of the year here here friday stop for north when available when when spence on the last supplies last
Brad Staggs (:The the the norks are in Brussels right now Not not Brussels sprouts, but they're in in Brussels And I don't know if you knew that or not
Keith Malinak (:Russell's with the baby.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, yeah. It's not the sprouts, is that what?
Brad Staggs (:No, it's not. It's the she's in Brussels. Right there. and what?
Keith Malinak (:Hang on.
Brad Staggs (:course for us.
Brad Staggs (:rather sad, isn't it? By the it is it is rather sad. I always What are we going to do about that? What are we going to do about that problem by the way? I mean.
Keith Malinak (:Eventually or in the immediate future?
Brad Staggs (:to
Brad Staggs (:No, I mean just like right now, what can we do about that problem? Is there anything we can do?
Brad Staggs (:we can always I always wonder and I just I never know what it is that we can do when we when we stop and think about
Keith Malinak (:Well, hold on. Gotta get this ice out of my mouth here. Ice.
Brad Staggs (:Thank you.
Thank you. Does it taste anything like avocado?
Brad Staggs (:As long as it's not avocado ice, think we're safe. I'm for a friend. Let me know when you're done swallowing.
Keith Malinak (:Do you wanna? Do you? It's not. You hit me with the avocado thing before we went on the air. Do you want to think what that is?
Brad Staggs (:I did hit you with the avocado thing before. on a second. me find it and yes, because it does. is, alright. This is a Reddit post. I did not know there was a Reddit post on this but there was a there was a an X post.
Keith Malinak (:Ladies and gentlemen, hi here children.
Brad Staggs (:That's probably it's probably a good idea. this is a Reddit post and it is the subreddit brand new sentence and the the
Keith Malinak (:Wait, that's the subreddit? That's name of the subreddit? Brand new set?
Brad Staggs (:Brand new sentence is the is the subreddit and right there. This is what this is actually the meme that was all over X recently People are flipping out over the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like Clean shmingas and that's better than dirty shmingas I suppose but it does It's a little weird and I don't know how they came to that conclusion and I don't I I don't know
I've not been able to independently.
Brad Staggs (:That's how I'm just gonna leave it there and I don't know where I mean where did this even come from I do not know doesn't actually I have I've had both I don't see the similarities it says okay introduction 500
Keith Malinak (:Just to be clear, that's you quoting something, not you speaking.
Brad Staggs (:Recording says me reading something that is what is a net food sock
Keith Malinak (:All you want to be doing is Googling right now on the fly.
Brad Staggs (:It's probably a pretty good piece of advice there. I just you know what I'm just I'm gonna leave that right there Are you okay? Is there anything you need to do? Did you need you need anything out?
Keith Malinak (:take much to trigger it and I think avocado, clean, what have you, have triggered it.
Brad Staggs (:The other oops, hang on. say that is not what I was looking for I was looking for this because they and and again for those of you on just joining us on Wednesday It's just it's kind of a free-for-all. Yeah, it does
Keith Malinak (:It's like the WT-WT Wednesday.
Brad Staggs (:Right. let's see if I, if I scroll, there we go. This is, this was a, if you saw this particular, headline on X, but there's going to be a new Lord of the Rings movie that is being co-written by Stephen Colbert.
Keith Malinak (:Okay, Bradley, do me a favor. Grab your cell phone, if you would please. And scroll past the nudes that I sent you. Go back earlier this afternoon when you sent me Because you sent thank you. That takes a lot of time in the gym. So you sent me this link. How did I respond? I did. I don't know if you want to say it verbatim, but that was my response.
Brad Staggs (:Wow, that's impressive.
Brad Staggs (:You know what? I'm gonna say it backwards. I'm gonna say it backwards. Tis tath kuf.
Brad Staggs (:his task. There's actually to his task. And so if you play that backwards, you'll get you'll get Keith's response to Stephen Colbert. Go writing the next Lord of the Rings movie. They are giving it the old
Keith Malinak (:Thank you.
Brad Staggs (:touch that cough. That's what they're given. They are. Yes, exactly. So I do. What are they? What is it that why? And here's interestingly, the first comment Colbert knows more Tolkien lore than most screenwriters. So this might actually work. A guy by the name of Signal Observer. Post and he may be right. I don't know. I don't know if Colbert knows about
Keith Malinak (:KISHNECK!
Keith Malinak (:Like suddenly I just I don't even care. I don't care what movie they make for
Brad Staggs (:But isn't it more about if the movie is good, the, instance, let me just let me let me bring this up as a as a is a is she okay?
Keith Malinak (:Are you here Matilda?
Brad Staggs (:Huh? They're just making sure she's okay. You're getting a delivery, you? Are you getting front door delivery or back door delivery?
Keith Malinak (:I don't know, I there's somebody...
Keith Malinak (:I will say that my delivery day is set to be Tuesday, okay? Avoid this exact scenario. So it could be someone just loitering or a leaf move-
Brad Staggs (:Right, right. So, for instance, I mean, I'm wearing my Federation and thank you, Russ, for the shirt that I've had and I wasn't able to fit in it for quite a while and now I'm...
Keith Malinak (:can't see it on the after mic stream because you you hate micro.
Brad Staggs (:Look, I just stood up, you can see it fine. Look at that.
Keith Malinak (:can't read it. What does it say? If you're at the Alimojo website or at... Where all are you live for your Wednesday?
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, you can. If you can.
Brad Staggs (:Right now live on rumble and on X
Keith Malinak (:Well, how do people find you on Rumble and on X?
Brad Staggs (:If you just remember the Daily Mojo or Or real Brad stags you'll find both of us and me when I say both of us I'm talking about my alter ego and me But this the the shirt says Federation What does it say? World Do you know how hard it is to read from this far across the room and then on the back
Keith Malinak (:Headquarters.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah.
Brad Staggs (:And on the back it does it has my name. So, you know in the science fiction and fantasy realm I'm not an expert but I do have my favorites. I like Lord of the Rings and I like Star Trek and I like Star Wars. Generally in the past you were either Star Wars or Star Trek. And the problem with they've ruined think about how much of everything they've ruined Star Trek.
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:Star Wars, put a chick in it, make her gay. Now Lord of the Rings, are they really going to take Lord of the Rings down the same path that they took the other two IPs? Who owns Lord of the Rings? Who owns the IP? Which group?
Keith Malinak (:you
Keith Malinak (:That would be owned by...
Brad Staggs (:that is New Line Cinema, primarily produced. I don't know what studio made Lord of the Rings, what's this New Line Cinema?
Keith Malinak (:see you go bear so
Brad Staggs (:Wander Brothers. It's now a subsidiary of Warner Brothers. All right, so this is good. This is good. Because the Oracle guys, what's his name? What's Oracle guys? The guy who owns Oracle. What the hell is his name? Larry?
Keith Malinak (:That's where it
Keith Malinak (:The who?
Keith Malinak (:I think.
Brad Staggs (:Finkelstein I believe Oracle owner he did they just bought the Ellison the Ellison Right, thank you So they just you know, they just they bought and he's 81 so and his son David's gonna take over but they just bought paramount They bought well, they bought paramount last year And now it turns out they're not renewing Star Trek. So we've that's the first sign of good news
Keith Malinak (:Did I get it right?
Keith Malinak (:Larry Finkelston
Brad Staggs (:and they just bought Warner Brothers Discovery. So let's see what move they make on Lord of the Rings because they're definitely they're not the woke variety. Which is why I was telling everybody it's important who owns the studios because movies are upstream culture is upstream of news.
Keith Malinak (:you
Keith Malinak (:What's that all about?
Brad Staggs (:you're gonna get money or have company or someone's gonna break into your home and kill you.
Keith Malinak (:that's what Matilda was trying to warn me about. Good girl.
Brad Staggs (:see she's a good dog she is a good girl I mean if somebody broke in here right now Doc Kitty would show them where I was by running the opposite direction cats cats did not they don't protect you but so anyway I don't know if they're gonna ruin Lord of the Rings or not but
Keith Malinak (:Ha ha!
Brad Staggs (:And I don't I don't think we're gonna watch him writing it
Keith Malinak (:I don't care. don't want anything he's supposed to have. The man makes me ill.
Brad Staggs (:Didn't he used to be kind of funny?
Keith Malinak (:He's always had an agenda. It's just that when he was in charge of a show, he made it a political show that sucks. Remember Mr. Vaccine? mean, come on. Vaccine, all these despobe's that ruined society and played their part. No, very few, very few have come back and said.
Brad Staggs (:Keith Malinak (29:16.096)
I'm so sorry. Piers Morgan comes to mind. Crickets. Who else said, know what? I was wrong.
Brad Staggs (:Did Pierce Morgan never
Keith Malinak (:He made fun of Anthony and then he came out in about six months ago. It was like, you know what? That's my fault.
Brad Staggs (:I was going to say I've always I don't know why, but I've never been offended by Pierce Morgan. I'm sure he's done things to be offensive, but I've never really been. He's never bothered me. And of all of them, he seems like the least.
Keith Malinak (:you
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:Offensive?
Keith Malinak (:That's a good way to put it. Like if you're making an offensive scale for voices on the left, he would be like...
Brad Staggs (:Really left though, is he left?
Keith Malinak (:Gun control he sure as hell is. Ugh. That is, that's where he's sufferable. But he is the lowest rung on the ladder of insufferability.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah.
Brad Staggs (:sucky right if you're at the ladder of sucky he's like he's a low rung yes yeah he's the first yeah he's the first head you step by the way before i forget can i just say of course i can can i say any damn thing i want to don't let me forget that all right don't you ever let me forget that i can say whatever the hell i want to say
Keith Malinak (:I if you ever say it, yes.
Brad Staggs (:Thank you. Michael V, who is a fabulous, he's one of the family. I don't like to say listeners. don't like to audience, family, community. He's one of our community members.
Keith Malinak (:like a mojo? Yeah.
Brad Staggs (:I don't know I'd use that word, but he's the Module community. That's his community. anyway, he, if it wasn't for him today, you wouldn't hear me the way you're hearing me. Because he, for my birthday, sent me this.
Keith Malinak (:I gotta get you making me sit up. He sent you the dogs walking down the road there.
Brad Staggs (:here.
Brad Staggs (:He sent me the microphone.
Keith Malinak (:Sorry, well you're like 20 miles from the camera! Okay, cool.
Brad Staggs (:Look, look, I'm going to make my hand movement really broad so you can see in the picture that 360 degree image. You're getting, you're getting it is how I do it. you're getting more of my, of, of me than, mean, that's a really cool image. You're just not selling it right. Yes. You're not selling the 360 degree view of the room here at the motel correctly. Cause you're seeing Trump in the corner.
Keith Malinak (:That's not how you do it.
Brad Staggs (:You're seeing the COVID face over here, right there. Yeah, see him? Do you see the COVID face? You don't see the COVID face. You just don't say yeah if you don't see it.
Keith Malinak (:Over and out.
Keith Malinak (:I don't know what the hell face it is, but I'm just like, So it's not the chick that focuses the camera for you? Oh, COVID face. Oh, hell no. Yeah. I thought that was monkey. Lift it up a little.
Brad Staggs (:Hold on, you're gonna see the damn face.
Brad Staggs (:The COVID face.
Brad Staggs (:First of all sir, it is not monkeypox. It is M pox Why why do you?
Keith Malinak (:Lift it up.
The graphics blocking it. Lift. There we go.
Brad Staggs (:Maybe you should get different graphics that don't block things. You ever thought about that? Oh, all right. Well, I was just asking if you had. But, uh, Veever.
Keith Malinak (:Big deal up on the left there now.
Brad Staggs (:Beaver, I got this from Beaver. So, I didn't get the Beaver disease, I got this from Beaver. But this is the Mpox, no, this is the, see now you got me saying it. This is the Rona. This is the Rona, this is the little thingy with the things that get stuck on the stuff when you get it inside you. You don't want that to happen. But anyway, so thank you to Beaver and thank you to Michael B for making.
incredible birthday present for me. I do appreciate it. I was about to say something important. was it?
Keith Malinak (:Can I just say why you- Oh, sorry, I don't want you to forget again. That's a bad sign right there. Go ahead, what were you guys- What were you guys saying?
Brad Staggs (:Hi, I'm Brad. What's your name?
Keith Malinak (:So my name is I can't. hey, my name is crap. wasn't expecting to have to Hey, what's up?
Brad Staggs (:Can we be friends?
Brad Staggs (:Always go with ishki bevel I would go with ishki bevel because I wanted to
Keith Malinak (:Is your background there at the bar?
Brad Staggs (:That is the the dirty turtle or is that the splooding squirrel? I think we have it in the splooding squirrel today
Keith Malinak (:I keep thinking somebody is home and I keep looking over here to the other side of the room and and and sure enough nobody's there and so it keeps
Brad Staggs (:We have our camera and microphone set up in the because here at the Desert Air Motel Convention Center, former bunny slope disco lounge and we have two restaurants not necessarily full service. One is a bar, the dirty turtle bar and grill and also the splooting squirrel. It's a diner and we generally set up the microphone and the camera in one of those two locations so you can hear. They just mill about.
Keith Malinak (:Good sh-
Brad Staggs (:And it keeps, we hear gunshots.
Keith Malinak (:Which of those two fine establishments have the best happy hour?
Brad Staggs (:Dirty turtle without without a doubt the dirty turtle. It's just
Keith Malinak (:Like half of a way better.
Brad Staggs (:Uh, sometimes we, uh, yeah, there's, think they, well, we don't actually operate it. That's subbed, but, it's, they will have the half off specials, uh, and on Fridays, I think they have the drink specials. The splooting squirrel generally is closed by like nine at night. So the whole crowd goes over to the, uh, the turtle.
Keith Malinak (:Oh, I see. They don't want to compete. So just real quick, as those were talking about background noise, I just want to give everyone a heads up that at some point this summer, you could hear quite a bit of background noise, a hell of a lot of background noise here because we're moving the olds in over here and we're going to add a, we're do some building out here in the back.
And so that'll be loud and fun and I can't wait. But but the good news is I'm going to have a little man cave slash podcast room in there. Won't that be fun? I won't be I won't be in the hot attic toy room. I'll have all my crap out there, so that'll be.
Brad Staggs (:the life.
Brad Staggs (:Do you still call that the kidnapping room?
Keith Malinak (:This room right here.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, that's not where you keep them now, right?
Keith Malinak (:haven't called it that in a long time, bro.
Brad Staggs (:I just I wasn't sure. I'm just trying to visually locate it.
Brad Staggs (:They don't they're not listening. This is this is the we're not even on the air yet. We don't I'm pretty sure we don't go live until three o'clock. Right Eastern.
Keith Malinak (:I want to run a story by you, I don't know if you're interested in it.
Brad Staggs (:I'm always interested if you have it to say, I have it to listen.
Keith Malinak (:Boy, I'm glad that you did not say that while we were doing the live show about the kidnap room. That took some work. Now, it's going to be custom made in the back. I'm not going
Brad Staggs (:You're welcome.
Brad Staggs (:I can understand that.
Brad Staggs (:More insulation.
Keith Malinak (:Soundproof.
Brad Staggs (:Smart move. Smart, smart move.
Keith Malinak (:There will be a lock on the door.
Brad Staggs (:I would double it. I'm just saying it's just a suggestion. would put more than what do they say? What's the old saying? You put like seven locks on the door and you only lock every other one because that way if somebody tries to break in, they're always locking half of the locks.
Keith Malinak (:That's a good fit, I like that. But I just thought of something. On the surface, on the surface, I want you to hear the specs for this roof, for this podcast, man cave room. Listen to this. Holy crap. It's going to be soundproof. It's going to have a lock on the door. It's not going to have any window. What am I building?
Brad Staggs (:Good! Good!
Are you going to have lots of wire and cable in there? And secured a lot of secured. Yes. A lot of, a of my cameras have cameras too. Yeah. That's good. That is very, very good. Yes. Nope. Nope. Don't want to miss. mean, this is a, and, will there be a sink? Cause you're probably going to need a sink.
Keith Malinak (:There's a finer in there too.
Keith Malinak (:I don't want to tell you what else is to be in there, but they're phoobias.
Brad Staggs (:Possibly a drain in the floor. I'm just saying that Add to bucket bucket
Keith Malinak (:And the shower.
Keith Malinak (:So have you heard about this story that happened down near Houston? This guy walks into the school. This happened last week, about two weeks ago now. I don't believe so.
Brad Staggs (:I don't, it doesn't ring a bell yet.
Keith Malinak (:in cedric but we're grateful that it doesn't because it almost became a big tragedy
There was this guy, right? And you know what his name is? Guess what his name is.
Brad Staggs (:Is it Kevin?
Keith Malinak (:It's Kyle... Chris.
So his name. This kind of American sniper. I'll Chris. Right. I'm sorry. That's his. That's what he goes by now. He's actually also known as Mochi Mohanad Nahim.
Brad Staggs (:I like I should know that.
Brad Staggs (:for some time.
Keith Malinak (:Which is like Kyle Crit, it's like the same thing.
Brad Staggs (:It is. It's same as like John Smith, but different.
Keith Malinak (:He shows up at these Wink Elementary School just north of Houston in suburban Houston and he goes through an unlatched door. He's wearing tactical gear. He's carrying a holstered handgun. He's got a taser. And thankfully the employee there who runs the little entrance way didn't unlock the second door, so he was stuck in that little welcome area.
Well, the airlock, thank you. gets away, but police do find him and he gets arrested and he gets released on $75,000 bond, which was half of what prosecutors had requested. Thank you to the judge. So he's got house arrest until he's due back in court on May 12th.
Brad Staggs (:You get away.
Keith Malinak (:Now here's my question, I've got many, but one of them that I haven't seen and cannot find the answer to is who paid for his bond? Because in Texas, we get to know that publicly, yet I have not located that myself.
Brad Staggs (:I have a second question. Okay. How many days before they find him once he doesn't show up at his trial?
Brad Staggs (:are the hearing excuse me the hearing once he doesn't show up at the hearing how many days before they find him before they locate him
Keith Malinak (:So again, I hadn't heard of ZWINK Elementary School in... Because this could have been really bad. Originally from Iraq, by the way, one of them naturalized citizens.
Brad Staggs (:I... not heard of ZWINK.
Brad Staggs (:Seems to be a lot of them.
Two weeks ago a law and you've already been
Keith Malinak (:the the
Brad Staggs (:It's just a complete coincidence. It's a coincidence. I don't know why you're trying to tie these together with yarn and thumbtacks. You're obviously one of those wacky conspiracy theorists thinking that we have a problem when
Keith Malinak (:These foreigners get a bad string of bad luck
Brad Staggs (:They do. It's really unfortunate. You do. You do. And I think there's a word for people like you and it's racist. you know, just gonna say because that's the first thing they'll call you when you actually bring any attention to it.
Keith Malinak (:You hate it. You just hate it.
Brad Staggs (:No, was just going to say, quite frankly, I have noticed this the past few days. I think people are really sick and tired of being called racist.
Keith Malinak (:I think that... and tired of it they just don't care anymore?
Brad Staggs (:No, no, no, I think well, I for one I'm sick and tired of it That was one of the things that pissed me off about and I'm gonna go back to Starfleet Academy because I can And the fact that and all I'm gonna do but before I go there because I need a happy place just for a second here No, not quite that I just just who's a good dog happy the dogs You saw the dogs, right?
Keith Malinak (:I'm sorry. I gotta get this back. That's what she said
Brad Staggs (:yes, I love, I love this. They, you're all, I mean, right there, you are almost looking at, lunch menu items in China.
Keith Malinak (:Tell this story.
Keith Malinak (:Nobody's talking about that. Nobody's talking about this. That it's kind of glossing over that these seven dogs were kidnapped from their owner and on their way to a meat market.
Brad Staggs (:Yep. And they the amazing things, really the fact that dogs would be a really good, they're good at giving lessons to people. Look at how many look at the diversity in the dogs there, because you've got a you got a German Shepherd, you've got a Labrador.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah!
Brad Staggs (:You have a Pekingese. Now they did reportedly bring the Pekingese because this was China. They brought the Pekingese along as a translator because I don't think the German Shepherd or the Labrador spoke Chinese. We did decide it was somewhere near Qingcheng or Kuigou province in China. Have you ever been to Chongqing? Amazing noodles.
Keith Malinak (:I've been playing Chung tonight, actually. Everybody is gonna.
Brad Staggs (:Did you do that to wow. I thought that was. I thought that was only a rumor. I thought it was a rumor. The group was led by a little corgi.
Keith Malinak (:I love this. He's like the least-
Brad Staggs (:His name is Dupeng and in the corgi the weird thing. Let's see. I don't know. I've not played this video. So I don't alright so they're all Was you yeah, I've seen the stills but every time I want to try to play the video it wouldn't play because it's a retarded computer like it is right now and then we get
Keith Malinak (:injured jumping. They jumped out of that meat truck and the German Shepherd got injured and so they're all kind of hanging back protecting him. See how they're surrounding him? And so as they go along they're not going too fast and they're making sure he's okay. these are and how far is 17 meters though or kilometers?
Brad Staggs (:Oh, I was gonna say 17 meters like 20 feet.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, they posed for this video. They were like, the press is here. Act smart. 10 miles. Over 10 miles they did that.
Brad Staggs (:Okay.
Brad Staggs (:That makes perfect sense though why the corgi always had his back to the camera. He knew there was a camera there. He's like, I'm not showing my face. The corgi, what? No, the corgi, look at, he's over here. The corgi was like every, every still shot of this corgi. Hold on a second. Here we go. Every still of the corgi, his back is to the camera or you get it. You're getting a butt shot.
Keith Malinak (:hang on a second, i wanna know what sweet potato does to dogs
Brad Staggs (:Give some gas.
Keith Malinak (:my gosh, because last night I always scrape off my stuff for Tanner there at the end and it was a sweet potato on there, but I cleaned out... cleaned out a sweet potato and I was giving him my leave-ins last night and thankfully there wasn't any sweet potato to give him and now come to find, it's a good thing that didn't happen because his face would have looked really sad like that one right there.
Brad Staggs (:Sorry, you want to clarify that please?
Brad Staggs (:sad like that yes I mean it changed when I did that so you have some gassy yeah that's what you're but then the nice part is that they it smells like sweet potato so you know they all the dogs get mad they do it
Keith Malinak (:You're saying it gives them a g-
Keith Malinak (:Like that.
Keith Malinak (:Their butts get louder and louder and louder, bro.
Brad Staggs (:It's weird. It's like they try harder. And they still act like they didn't know where it came from.
Keith Malinak (:It's even cooler.
You heard that! Don't be doing the little backwards sniff thing! You heard it! You know that was you! Come on.
Brad Staggs (:this is my favorite, I think picture because this is where the Piquity says you want to talk to me? Okay, so he was coming over to the camera for the interview, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's the only one who spoke the Chinese, the language. But his name is Dapeng, which means big fatty. Yeah, I don't know if that is as in smoking one or lean meat.
Keith Malinak (:No!
Brad Staggs (:But they're 10 miles and they all they all stuck together until they get like close to their neighborhood. And then they then they split up and went their separate way. I mean, if it's true. If it's no, they're not according to and if it's true, because who knows? But it is a nice story if it's true. Don't you?
Keith Malinak (:That's good stuff.
Keith Malinak (:Thank you.
Keith Malinak (:Ask Grok. You ever see that people post something and they're like, all right, let me scroll down and see what asshole asking Grok in the comments. And you're like, thank you for doing that. So didn't make a fool of myself in public. I always ask Grok privately. Is this true? I don't ask publicly. Right.
Brad Staggs (:sometimes I don't want to know. Sometimes I just I don't want to know what's wrong with thinking about a nice little group of dogs running away from the Chinese meat factory. hang on a minute. I just realized I remembered a a text that somebody sent me about a story. what is this? She's a fine girl.
Keith Malinak (:Do you like brain?
Brad Staggs (:She had what I mean a good wife she would be.
Keith Malinak (:I don't think you want this as a wife.
Brad Staggs (:Are you kidding? Does it ever talk back? No, it does not. Three tons of because we were all told that remember where the
Keith Malinak (:The bottle doesn't talk back! Did I remind you? I want to remind you that my podcast room's gonna have a lock on it.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, that's a good idea. Probably should have something might be bullet resistant or some sort of impact resistant.
Keith Malinak (:aware of
Brad Staggs (:Oh, I believe it. I've yeah, no, I've seen a few of those. I've been married to a couple. Thanks. That's going to give me PTSD now. I'm going to have to call my call my call the psychologist making a point. I don't care when and now I don't care how much it costs getting me in fast. Keith just brought up the exes. Anyway, when the Rona happened, remember we were told that it came from the pangolins? Yeah. And don't get me wrong. Well,
And which would be handy weighted too often because then you can take their scales off and eat them like, avocado or not avocado, like, artichoke, same thing. You know what they say avocado tastes like the clean and then the artichoke tastes like dirt. Anyway, the three tons, can you imagine how many pangolins had to give their all for three tons of pangolin scales? That's a lot of pangolin scales to have in one.
Keith Malinak (:So hang on.
Brad Staggs (:And are they an aphrodisiac?
A spot inspection of a 20 foot container by customs authorities. And thank you, Wade, for sending this. Customs authorities at Indonesia's largest port in February uncovered more than $10 million in pangolins. There is money in pangolins.
Keith Malinak (:How times did you say?
Brad Staggs (:Three tons of pangolin scales. So like how much does like one pangolin give off in?
Keith Malinak (:in grok in private.
Brad Staggs (:good idea. Good idea.
Keith Malinak (:I said how many pangolins would have to die to get three tons of scales and gosh I don't want the math formula just give me the number bro
Keith Malinak (:show off. Look at that. I'm so glad you said this. We're gonna show this. Look at this. Look at this. So, here's the question. It's a pretty, hang on, let let me pull your thing down there. See that? There's the question right there. Here's the answer. You scroll, you scroll. Look at this. All the math formula involved. my. You're so smart.
Brad Staggs (:That's crazy. That is nutty. That is nuttier than avocado.
Keith Malinak (:The too long didn't read. Roughly 6,000 pangolins, up to possibly 8,500.
Wow! We have to die to get three tons of pangolin scales. Come on, what are we doing?
Brad Staggs (:Well, and I don't know if they have a sense of humor at the what is this the manga Bay Daily newspaper, but they're calling us a large scale crime.
Brad Staggs (:Okay, I get that thing. that's why because I didn't All eight does scale because it's pay anyway eight all eight known species of pangolin are listed as threatened on the IUCN Red list I Don't I don't they're on the ICUP red list or not, but they could be they're also listed in the appendix of sites and The global wildlife trade convention which bans all international trade in the animals
Keith Malinak (:What do do?
Keith Malinak (:Can I just say real quick if I may, Susan's got a good point. Even if you don't like the podcast, wherever you're watching or listening, be sure to hit like and subscribe and don't forget to share ATM show.com with one person and also the daily mojo.com with one person. So you could either do two people. I'm sorry, poor phrasing. You can either send both links to one person or one link to two people. How's that? Good?
Brad Staggs (:I like that. And don't forget that the chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Keith Malinak (:You know, when you don't send out that link, that's bad luck for you.
Brad Staggs (:And a little child gets more flies on its face in China.
Keith Malinak (:Can I bring this full circle? And I'm not lying, this is complete full circle, too perfect. Tanner's got gas, I've noticed just now.
Brad Staggs (:with potatoes.
Keith Malinak (:It makes me not even want to like I can't have a drink right now because I'll end up eating that fart
Oh my gosh, you know what? My mom had a friend once back in Atlanta and so she went out on a date with a guy and it was icy and he kind of was opening the door for her or something and it got kind of awkward on the ice and she ended up falling backwards, hit her head and she lost her sense of smell for the rest of her life. They were like young, 20s or whatever when this happened and now she's probably, I don't know, 70. I have no idea. But anyway, but her entire life she lost her sense of smell because of that first date.
ice accident and she said she tastes people's food. That's her thing now. She has to taste it. my gosh! It's like it works for her than the rest of us. When we experience that like, Hannah right now, she would be like, what's that and tasting it. So, but they got married and they had kids and they lived happily ever after, so I guess it wasn't that big of a deal.
Brad Staggs (:Sweet potatoes. Sweet potatoes. Is that butter? Salt and pepper. I mean, I can't see. Well, if she's tasting the right. You can see me. I'm not that small. Even when I'm little and big.
Keith Malinak (:Right terrible
Keith Malinak (:Thank
How many times have you to use that light in your life?
Brad Staggs (:Just last week actually It gets them every time too. I mean you'd think that it would get old but I find that if I just hide the bodies Where no one ever finds them then? Who's to say?
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, you gotta get a lot of soundproof.
Brad Staggs (:Thank you. Make sure have cameras everywhere. mean, it's. Be stupid to have a friggin window in there. mean, that'd be does they? How do you think? I decided I didn't want to talk about that. I want to talk about this guy.
Keith Malinak (:No windows. And the next thing you know, it's a perfect view of the
Keith Malinak (:hang on. I got to get this guy going. Hang on.
Brad Staggs (:I didn't mean for him to start. You know how they are in Iceland. They get as soon as you open that they're in and you're like, hey, get out. And he's like, you know, I'm in. Right. How about a handshake or a kiss first? Just want to pick one and stick with it. Iceland, you don't have to lock your bike.
Keith Malinak (:next time.
Brad Staggs (:But I recommend it, otherwise it will be stolen. Being black in Iceland is like being Chinese in Africa. Nobody cares except the racists. This is what tourism in Iceland is all about. You come here and sit down and then you think, why didn't I go to Spain? It's been sexy. was a crime. I would be in jail. For tax fraud.
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:I don't know who this guy is, but he's kind of funny. Sometimes when I'm walking to work, I stop here and look at the view and realise I'm going in the wrong direction. How many times that happened to all of us?
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:and also it's Sunday. There's iced tea, but there's no iced hot chocolate. Right. Because that's just chocolate. People think rising sea level is because of global warming, but it's not.
Keith Malinak (:you
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:It's this motherfucker, he's been doing this all day. My girlfriend says he is... See, he's dumping stuff in the water and that's making the water rise. I'm depressed because of It is not true. People all around the world have depression and they don't even know me. In Iceland. Thank you. If you kick a man in the balls, he will be in pain for a minute.
Keith Malinak (:Ha ha ha!
Keith Malinak (:Yeah.
Brad Staggs (:Right. But if you kiss him on the balsa, he's gay.
Keith Malinak (:Whoa.
Hahaha!
I mean, who's this fool?
Keith Malinak (:Whatever the hell the next one, Finland I think is the first.
Brad Staggs (:A finlanders are crazy. They are crazy as hell. Don't ever f around with a finlander. They will kill you.
Keith Malinak (:mean, they were under the iron curtain for little like five minutes or something.
Brad Staggs (:They're in Game of Thrones? I didn't know that. Had no idea. I've known a few, I know a guy who married a woman from Finland. Crazy as a shithouse rat.
Keith Malinak (:moment.
That's funny. You know, in South Carolina, we had a young couple, neighbors, and he was from, I'm trying to think of the flag that they flew. I think it was Sweden. And so they wanted to...
They fell for the socialist scam and said, you know, hey, they had a little girl and they were like, we want to raise her. We have dual citizenship. We want to raise her in this utopia and whatnot. And so they moved there and less than a year later they were back. They were like, yeah, we're not living over there. We're not raising a family over in the Nordic countries. Rebecca's not going to watch this.
Brad Staggs (:She might.
Keith Malinak (:wait, we're about to go. It's almost, it's almost top of the hour. So this hour of rehearsal, we need to recreate it now for the audience.
Brad Staggs (:She's in Brussels.
Brad Staggs (:That's a good point. So technically, that's the
Keith Malinak (:So do we want to start with the elementary school story? Maybe you could play this guy. It's pretty funny. Little comic relief.
Brad Staggs (:End of-
Brad Staggs (:excuse me. excuse me. Twenty-one. Twenty. Nineteen. Eighteen. Seventeen. Sixteen. Fifteen. Fourteen. Thirteen. Twelve. Eleven. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Four. Three. Two. One. Okay. Now you, now it's you. you.
Keith Malinak (:we get okay so now it's okay welcome to this edition of
Brad Staggs (:Now it's you.
Brad Staggs (:I'm your host,
Keith Malinak (:It's Wednesday.
Brad Staggs (:Right. You're at the back of the sticker.
Keith Malinak (:card.
Keith Malinak (:So hour one, which we forgot to go live apparently, we were just babbling off air.
Brad Staggs (:It happens. It happens. It's your hour. Now I have to rub your feet and I really... I've got some time for you. I've got some time. I've decided, you know what? To all those people that I owe something to, they can kiss my butt. They can kiss a good man's ass is what they can do.
Keith Malinak (:You're gonna stand.
Keith Malinak (:Yes.
Keith Malinak (:we must talk about which i think a couple weeks ago i said hey i found these cheaters and my eyesight are so bad that now they're like regular glasses and kerry goes no those are regular glasses on frames that you didn't like but now i kind of like them what do you think i feel like that's like an episode of seinfeld where george has those glasses he's getting women's glasses
Brad Staggs (:And she looks smart.
Brad Staggs (:Hold on a second. You brought up Seinfeld. Hang on. Don't don't move. Don't move. Um because uh Keith Hernandez. Oh, know Keith Hernandez. Oh my mom. Did see that? No, no, no. Keith Hernandez who was on Seinfeld. Yeah. And and he's been he was on three episodes. I guess of Seinfeld. He's still he still gets residual checks.
Keith Malinak (:Keith Malinak (01:01:46.252)
It was good film episode.
Keith Malinak (:Should. He should.
Brad Staggs (:close to $5,000 per year for being on Seinfeld.
Keith Malinak (:So.
still cool i love that story but i i've told the story where down atlanta fulton county stadium in it and with the braves played when i was a kid growing up
They used to have a picnic area and my mom worked for a company, Tinico Oil Company for those keeping score. And they had a little picnic area. And I remember it was early in the season, so it was really cold. And the bullpen is behind the little picnic area. And I had my mom come down there because I wanted her to see the pitchers warming up. But batting practice was happening. And all of a sudden, as soon as she turns to look at the pitchers, she collapses like she was shot.
Like the Zapruder film, right? And so what had happened was I looked back as soon as it happened and people were helping my mom up off the ground and the baseball was laying there. I turned and I looked, who just hit a line drive down the first base line? It was Keith Hernandez in the batter's box. And he tried to kill my mom. Thankfully it hit her in the back instead of like the head. And thankfully it was cold that night, early April. And so she had a lot of layers.
Brad Staggs (:Your jacket, yes. You should sue him for his Seinfeld residuals. You're welcome.
Keith Malinak (:I'm back to 1993 or four, whenever it originally aired, and I want 30 some odd years of that residual, and I'm gonna give it to my mom. You know, I'm just getting 150 grand. Let's go. Here we go. There's your residuals. Check my math. Is that right? Five. I mean, I am not good at math, and somehow I managed in this case, because my mom, her honor is at stake. A man tried to kill her, but in a baseball game.
Brad Staggs (:You're welcome. Yes. lot.
Brad Staggs (:Yes, you are a good human. are a good son. You're a good man. I don't care what the rest of the world says about you.
Brad Staggs (:It doesn't it's irrelevant it's irrelevant and I don't believe them
Keith Malinak (:have stories here, so even if you bail, I've got to get to these, man. I'm sorry. So I hope you'll stick with these. we have to talk about the missing, there's at least five in some stories, six missing scientists. Okay, this is.
Brad Staggs (:Yes.
This is- Freaky is what it is. I don't-
Keith Malinak (:don't like it. I don't like it. You know, we've been talking multiple times about the William McCaslin. He's a retired U.S. Air Force general. He ran the research laboratory. He oversaw the futuristic materials or metals for rockets. Basically, had the stuff from Roswell was under his purview is what people are surmising. Yep.
Keith Malinak (:Yes, and so he vanishes. Now he was, he had a gun with him. He left without anything but that, apparently. it's well and a gun, right?
Brad Staggs (:He his wallet. He He took his wallet. He wallet and gun. He did not take his keys or his cell phone, which you'd be able to trace. This is my way. You'd be able to trace a cell phone and obviously couldn't use your car because they could trace that, but you'd need your ID and you'd need a gun. Those are the two things he would require or could use, which couldn't be traced.
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:I'm not saying that he did this intentionally. I'm just saying that that was an interesting little tidbit.
Keith Malinak (:Right, okay. And so, who's the lady in that picture? Do you know? Does it say a caption?
Brad Staggs (:Yes, that is but her name is monica razzi. Yeah
Keith Malinak (:Rensa?
Reza she's been missing since so February 27th William Neil McCaslin goes missing Yep, right there Monica Reza. She's been missing since June 22nd of last year She's a NASA aerospace engineer and director of the materials processing group at JPL co-inventor of Mandalay a specialized metal for missiles and rockets
Brad Staggs (:Yup.
Keith Malinak (:Then there's Loraio, assassinated on December 15th last year, MIT physicist who directed the Plasma Science Infusion Center. His work on plasma physics and advanced propulsion overlapped with theories of neutron star level energy and exotic spacecraft drives. Is that the guy who died at the Boston thing, the Brown University, or is that somebody else?
Brad Staggs (:I'm not sure. I know the guy that went that went to the two different places. Yeah.
Keith Malinak (:That guy was into stuff too!
Brad Staggs (:What was his name? Say that again.
Keith Malinak (:This guy here is Nuno. N-U-N-O. L-O-U-R-E-I-R-O.
Keith Malinak (:looking for Nuno's.
Brad Staggs (:I don't know about you, but I'm on a search for new nose every day. But before I'll look him up, which is what I'm doing. I did you ever think about possibly the obvious connection between her and him? Not to cast dispersions, but the project that she worked on was she worked on the rocket project overseen.
Keith Malinak (:Thank
Keith Malinak (:you
Keith Malinak (:yeah, they're all set tight sit tight. I've got something to add once I go through these names
Brad Staggs (:by mccaslin not gonna say
Brad Staggs (:Let me see the Nuno Leracaco. Let's see, hold on. Did he, he, he left in 2007 to work at the Center for Fusion Energy, a lab under the, the Atomic Energy Authority. So he worked in the nuclear stuff and he studied magnetic reconnection and plasma turbulence using computational simulations and published widely in science. I don't have to tell you that. I you knew that.
Keith Malinak (:I'm trying to find who was the MIT guy who got shot by the Brown shooter
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, so.
Brad Staggs (:Hang on. Yeah. I don't think they...
Keith Malinak (:It was. Brown University shooter!
Brad Staggs (:Wasn't he brown? He was brown, actually. He was failed. That is MIT professor, prominent plasma physicist, Nuno Lorello.
Keith Malinak (:I don't like this. I don't like it. Okay, so we got more. got Carl Grilmer shot dead on February 16th of this year. He's a Caltech astrophysicist who specialized in exoplanets in dark matter, helped discover water on distant worlds. We've got Jason Thomas who disappeared on December 12th of last year. His body was found on St. Patrick's Day last week. Assistant director of chemical biology at Novartis led drug development programs with the US Department of Health and Human contracts.
I thought there was one more that I don't have on this particular... Isn't that enough? Yeah, here it is. Melissa Casias. Los Alamos, National Laboratory employee, Department of Energy advisory board member. She drove to the lab that morning. She tells her daughter, I forgot my badge. Family says that doesn't make any sense. She returns home...
Brad Staggs (:Isn't that enough?
Brad Staggs (:I I'm thinking badges.
Keith Malinak (:Both phones were factory reset. She leaves everything behind, walks toward the forest and never seen again.
here's Jake Pritchard.
Brad Staggs (:Jacob is the.
Keith Malinak (:I'm just looking. I don't know what this abbreviation is.
Brad Staggs (:Melissa Cassius, this is a subreddit on her, Unsolved Mysteries, but it appears I made a mistake already.
Keith Malinak (:Okay, a lot of crazy stuff here, right? Okay, so then yesterday, yesterday, our favorite congressman, he shows up on I'm talking about Tim Burchett, he shows up on Benny Johnson show. And Benny is just he puts the story up because he says, I guess, I have anything against him. What am I missing? What am I missing about?
Brad Staggs (:missing.
Keith Malinak (:Go on,
Brad Staggs (:No, no, no, I don't know. just, I'm asking. mean, I don't have a...
Keith Malinak (:Let's not get distracted by Benny Johnson. The fact is that Tim Burchett, he was just at the end of this podcast, Benny was bringing up the story that Burchett was mentioned because I guess he had tweeted out something about it. so, and Benny thought it was just gonna be like a little 30 second throwaway at the end of the show. And Burchett is like, I really wish you could see some of the stuff that we've learned me and representative Luna. It'll blow your dad gum mind. I can't tell you but I want to so badly.
Brad Staggs (:I just like the way he had Tim Birchick avocados and pangolins. Ain't nothing that goes with an avocado like a clean pangolin. This is over at the International Business Times.
Keith Malinak (:So
Okay, Birchett proceeds to talk about, he is convinced that this has sounded like, I don't want to put words in his mouth, but it, sounded like, he was definitely convinced that this stuff is connected, that the UFO, all the alien stuff Trump wants disclosed, he's like, dadgummit, that stuff better come out. and he says this will, I forgot the words he said, but something along the lines of, it'll make you...
Brad Staggs (:pattern.
It's a dark pattern following the deaths of these outspoken advocate transparency unidentified no law enforcement agency established link between cases no official blah blah blah something dark is going on. I know these scientists and researchers they have testified.
Keith Malinak (:One of these he knew, he wouldn't say who. Okay, so I want to give credit to MapMe or MapYou is the X account that created this and it's a connection map of what we were just talking about.
And I'm not going to sit here and try to read everything, but just know that one way or another, you can connect all these folks to all these bases or laboratories and projects and all sorts of stuff. It's pretty damn spooky. What's going on Brad Stact?
Brad Staggs (:He did say he did add the it's just too much too much going on and by the way, I'm not suicidal.
Keith Malinak (:Mm-hmm.
wasn't kidding around. did say that as well.
Brad Staggs (:Yep, suggestively injuries disclosing maybe at risk though. He's not presented evidence to support the claim
Keith Malinak (:Because it's classified and he's not allowed to.
Brad Staggs (:This is really some bizarre.
Keith Malinak (:So listen to the last 10 minutes of Benny's show yesterday. I'll just say that.
Brad Staggs (:You like Benny? What do you think of Benny? What do you think of Benny? I'm just asking. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Benny.
Keith Malinak (:you
That was coming.
Keith Malinak (:Now I don't know what show this is to credit. It's under Red Panda Koala. So I don't know what show this is. Unless maybe it's the Red Panda Koala show. I don't know. But I want you to listen to this is.
Brad Staggs (:You don't watch the Red Panda Koala Show?
Keith Malinak (:Is it on Nickelodeon?
Brad Staggs (:I can't believe you.
Keith Malinak (:So this guy here is telling the story of being a teenager back in the 80s and he's talking about this guy who used to be his neighbor and this guy was the Energy Secretary under Ronald Reagan. I you to listen to this.
Brad Staggs (:But when we got to his house, the first night that he came home...
Keith Malinak (:Is it, hold on, could the audience hear that? Because I don't care.
Brad Staggs (:I don't care. I just realized nobody over here can see it. So I don't know how I'm going make this.
Keith Malinak (:can hear it.
Keith Malinak (:work. How are we gonna make this work? Oh, I better not. You what? I'll play it. I'll play it. You know what play? We're gonna hold on. Let me just pause it. We will play this tomorrow with Kelly during the Barflee episode. I don't wanna I don't wanna F around here. want I want to play this and then we'll just do it tomorrow. And then everybody be like, I already saw this yesterday. You told me to go to the Red Panda show. Or.
Brad Staggs (:I don't know.
Brad Staggs (:You just played the audio!
Brad Staggs (:The Red Corolla Show. I looked for a corolla with a pen. Do not Google Corolla Panda Porn. Don't do it.
Keith Malinak (:you do that though? Hey Ed said they could hear it, genius could hear it. What's your problem?
Brad Staggs (:Well, know what, born genius, how about you just go listen to it then,
Keith Malinak (:No, no, no, no, no, we're genius, don't! Wait till tomorrow! Wait till tomorrow when we change colors. Remember? I went through this tutorial earlier, you weren't a part of it. See this? Uh-huh, watch this.
Brad Staggs (:changing colors.
And we get to choose what color, right? Yeah, anything but white. Oh, well, that makes sense. Makes complete sense, actually.
Keith Malinak (:Now I gotta go back to Orange because it's Wednesday, whatever.
Brad Staggs (:I don't even know where you're changing these colors. I can't see that. it's on your thing. I'm looking over there. I'm seeing...
Keith Malinak (:It's on my screen.
Keith Malinak (:this fun stuff tomorrow. about that?
Brad Staggs (:See these are kinks we haven't worked out. You don't know that.
Keith Malinak (:never gonna work him out. Did I tell you that I'm building a murder room? podcast room.
It's got locks on it's got no windows, down-proof walls, cameras, phones, monitors, maybe recliner in there if you know what I'm saying, huh?
Brad Staggs (:That's what I've heard. Microphone.
Brad Staggs (:Reminds me of a joke. How can you recognize the Iranian kid on show and tell day at school?
Keith Malinak (:Don't do this, don't.
Brad Staggs (:He's the one who brought Limburger cheese.
Keith Malinak (:we
Brad Staggs (:I don't get okay I swear I do not understand that way.
Keith Malinak (:mean Swiss cheese like holes in it like
Brad Staggs (:Is Lindbergh cheese? I don't know. do not know. But it's a 1981 book, Iranian joke book that was sent to me.
Keith Malinak (:I thought, okay, I thought this was more like today.
Brad Staggs (:No, no, no. said, but my point being, and I brought this up this morning, that humor is greatly dependent on the time period and the culture. And so it's like, I don't even know what that means. Is that offensive now? Right. I care. But I don't either. You're welcome.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah.
Keith Malinak (:I don't know what the deal with the spinning circle is, that's a well-tailored suit on that young man, huh?
Brad Staggs (:And it's purple and I brought this up to Phil Bell before black men can wear purple. We would look like it's purple over here. We'd look like clowns if we'd look at you and I would look like a pimp if we wore that. He looks like I mean he looks sharp.
Keith Malinak (:You look like what? Me racist?
Keith Malinak (:Navy blue.
Brad Staggs (:It's purple on my end.
Keith Malinak (:What's wrong with your eyes, bro?
Brad Staggs (:You're gonna bring up my childhood injury now? You're gonna parade that in front of everybody? The brain damage I've had that have not allowed me to see the color blue since I was four? You want to go ahead and just tell it to the world now? Is that what you're trying to do to me?
Keith Malinak (:following a shocking story.
Keith Malinak (:Professional cornhole player. Can you hear this one? no, your audience can't hear it. my gosh, what have we done? What have we done? Okay, so...
Brad Staggs (:I see. I'm familiar with it,
Keith Malinak (:Here's what here's what I'll do. I will I will tell the story while it plays and that way Here we go. Alright, so professional cornhole player and his name is Dayton James Weber So let me let me just play this and so what he did is he has no arms and no legs
Brad Staggs (:That's a good idea.
Brad Staggs (:And he's on the front porch and his name's Matt.
Keith Malinak (:And I'm pretty sure that this is playing, but I can't tell because it was demanded that I take the audio off. So now I'm just like, I guess we're just gonna look at Charles County all day. What is that? Look at that suit. That is a nice looking suit.
Brad Staggs (:That's nice news.
It's a sharp suit that is well tailored
Keith Malinak (:You if a white guy tried to pull that off. Okay, so there is... Wait, now it's going, I see. Okay, so the guy was...
Brad Staggs (:I that sounds the way to do it. On the wall, his name's Art.
Keith Malinak (:So, so he is a professional cornhole player, right champion.
Brad Staggs (:He loves cornhole. you think cornhole, you think of Matt Weber.
Keith Malinak (:Watch Matt Weber with his cornhole here. Wait, wait, wait, no, I thought this had him tossing it. Hang on. We gotta find, here we go. Watch this. This is actually very impressive. Look at this guy. Look at this. Look at this.
Brad Staggs (:Watch this. thought Handicap Jeff had it rough. Matt Webber's got it really rough. Whoa!
Keith Malinak (:Yeah,
Brad Staggs (:He stuck that thing right in the hole.
Keith Malinak (:Now this right here, you're watching him at a shooting range. This is what they're gonna call one day in a courtroom, Exhibit A. And if you don't know the story, this guy was driving a car, of course. And his buddy in the passenger seat, keep in mind there's two guys in the back, and his buddy's in the passenger seat, and I don't know, did we ever find out what they were arguing about?
Brad Staggs (:Yep.
Brad Staggs (:Yep.
Brad Staggs (:no, I don't think so.
Keith Malinak (:Your honor, that's going to be important.
Brad Staggs (:I guess it is. Let's see if I can find out what they were arguing about because that does seem like it would make a big difference.
Keith Malinak (:The argument was, I bet you can't shoot me. huh, I bet I can. Then, sucks for the guy.
Brad Staggs (:can't with those stubs, you can't shoot anything. it's like, whoa, hang on a second. Let me show you what I can do with these stubs.
Keith Malinak (:Shooting right there.
Keith Malinak (:play. Just play. Look at that. He's like, yeah, look at me. just I killed a man.
Keith Malinak (:How do you do that?
Brad Staggs (:How did he pull the trigger? He's he's got a little flap. He's got a little appendage, a stub flap that he's got to figure out like a little. Yes. One of those things you look at and go, Oh, Whoa, dude. And he'd go, Hey, you should see me on Friday night. I can do that thing with a little appendage that then all the
Keith Malinak (:any of this
Keith Malinak (:Like a little finger-y thing.
Brad Staggs (:Little chicks with the crinzen lips yell Cleveland rocks.
Keith Malinak (:Thank
Brad Staggs (:Cleveland rocks. You're welcome. I did bring that home. You did you did you did you did. You're right. You're that's a that's a very good point.
Keith Malinak (:I helped you.
Keith Malinak (:this out. It makes it more fun.
Keith Malinak (:right then it's on that whatever they don't even know right we've done like three or four songs today
Brad Staggs (:I think we have and if they're not smart enough.
Keith Malinak (:to say, just did a song. We just know our audience is enough to know.
Brad Staggs (:You move right through it and don't even ask for permission. You just keep right on going. That's what we do, because we're professionals. At least one of us is.
Keith Malinak (:Isn't that ironic?
Brad Staggs (:That's it.
Keith Malinak (:little too ironic.
Brad Staggs (:I really do think.
Keith Malinak (:So anyway-
Brad Staggs (:The rest of it is not ironic. Every other line in that stupid song isn't ironic. It's just a bummer.
Keith Malinak (:What is it? I thought we weren't supposed to talk about we're doing a song. We're supposed to let it just...
Brad Staggs (:I didn't say anything about doing a sign, I just said...
Keith Malinak (:Hold on a second. I just remembered something about the no arms no leg guy. So he asked the two guys in the back to help him get the body in because he had to go in like, boom. And I did it.
Brad Staggs (:in a pile of leaves wrestle.
Brad Staggs (:Right. Yes. We'll help you, Matt. Let us get out.
Keith Malinak (:magazine into that body of his? I think it was just a couple
Brad Staggs (:I don't know if he unloaded that, the two, it may have been, so he still had some rounds in the chamber.
Keith Malinak (:So were they running away like haha chase us
Brad Staggs (:Yes, yeah, pretty much catch us. But all they had to do all he had, he didn't have to run after them, but they scattered. So he had to choose which one of his was going to be the target. I don't know what the argument was about.
Keith Malinak (:Which way you run it, you turning left or right when you jump out of the car?
Brad Staggs (:zigzagging like a son of a you just like an alligator.
Keith Malinak (:As you're running away, you taunting him? Like, can't catch him?
Brad Staggs (:yeah, study, math, paste.
Keith Malinak (:I don't why is it when you put Magoo or McCracken or McGilligan why does that add something to names you know what I mean?
Brad Staggs (:I die, but it does. works. Why mess with it if it works? Why did they shoot him? I cannot find I don't know why he was shot, which makes this an even creepier story.
You know he's going to be a sympathetic defendant though in the okay. I see it looks weird when there's I have that up on the screen when you're there because then it's just like 18 of you and You can't see what I'm talking about No, can't I can't locate what he was it was probably the dude in the front seat calling him names or Matt Russell
Keith Malinak (:Look at you.
Keith Malinak (:Come on now.
Brad Staggs (:Some people can't take a joke. Okay, why isn't this working?
Keith Malinak (:You know, I actually like Brandy today. Like, I didn't know that I haven't had this in ages. It's actually really good.
Brad Staggs (:Well, if you haven't had it yet, it's very good because it's aged well.
Keith Malinak (:See what if there's a date on this thing? What do we get? Oh, wait a second. Ten cents and Mr. Gap.
Brad Staggs (:But here with.
Brad Staggs (:And you could go to jail for 10 days.
Keith Malinak (:Hold on, check this out. Maine and Vermont will give me 15 cents. Iowa will give me five cents. Michigan's not on this. Remember when we were kids? Every state, like Michigan, you could get more money for it.
Brad Staggs (:You don't remember it worth going all the way to Michigan? I don't know. don't I said in California. We always were able to, we were always able, in California you could take it back anytime.
Keith Malinak (:I'll be
Keith Malinak (:Sorry, I interrupted you. You were saying something really important.
What story you got there?
Brad Staggs (:What do you, well, no, it was the, uh, was the, uh, uh, guy had no arms, no legs in the pile of leave Russell, but, uh, what do call a deer with no eyes?
Brad Staggs (:No idea. What do call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls running down the freeway? Sparky.
Keith Malinak (:you
Keith Malinak (:Hey, what are your thoughts on Palm Beach?
Brad Staggs (:I think it's dude hiding in plain sight, because that's what I would do. I think it's Epstein. Why? Because no one's going to believe what we're doing right now. Well, now it's not Epstein, it's Palm Beach Pete. It's in time with Epstein.
Keith Malinak (:Why would you do-
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, you're a crazy conspiracy theorist if you think Palm Beach Pete is Jeffrey Epstein. All here we go. Here he is talking to TMZ. See if you're convinced that he's not Jeffrey Epstein.
Brad Staggs (:I'm from DHP, I'm a regular guy, I'm retired, I lived in the city for a long time, worked in commercial.
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:I love to play tennis.
Keith Malinak (:I'm so sorry. Dang it, bro. All right, note to self. Send Brad.
Brad Staggs (:I remember there was a reason we couldn't do that.
Keith Malinak (:Don't just go, send Brad the links ahead of time, next time. Like do some show prep, Malinak, I'm sorry.
Brad Staggs (:Why would you want to do that?
Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:And fractionalized banking is something that finance people understand.
Keith Malinak (:Did that sound like Palm Beach Beach? Ask your audience.
Brad Staggs (:Hey, hey, did that sound like Palm Beach?
Keith Malinak (:Here let me recreate for your audience Real estate and whatnot. Okay. Now here's what Jeffrey Epstein sounds like just told us some chances to make some money and stuff Just like right nailed it
Brad Staggs (:I hear similarities. I don't know about the rest of you people, but I hear similarities.
Keith Malinak (:I'm not saying that Palm Beach Eat and Jeffrey Epstein are one and the same. I'm telling you that I definitely hear similarities. I see similarities. And have you seen the teeth? First of all, here's a...
God rules IRL. it. This is his evidence. Number one, same teeth. Number two, look alike. Number three, from the same city in Florida, both wealthy businessmen. Palm Beach Peak claims to have been to Epstein's parties. Yeah, did you see that clip? And they both are arrogant and love attention. Here's the teeth. Hold on. This isn't his. There we go. Look at that, huh? Look at that.
The one on the left is Jeffrey, the one on the right is Pete. The teeth are the same! Bum, bum, bum!
Brad Staggs (:Wait, are they? Hold on a second. I'm checking... Okay, I'm getting really sick of Grok being cocky. no, what happened? Because now Grok is saying the odds that Palm Beach Pete is actually Jeffrey Epstein are effectively zero. What does that mean? I'm going to.
Keith Malinak (:Tell Gronk. Look, I don't, what did you type in for Gronk?
Brad Staggs (:What are the odds that Palm Beach Pete is really Jeffrey Epstein?
Keith Malinak (:asked him what, I'm sorry, you asked it what the odds are.
Brad Staggs (:No, I heard you say him. guess I what are the odds? said effectively zero. think he's lying. And what's the what?
Keith Malinak (:I already said he!
Brad Staggs (:I do call him he I do call him he I do call him he because he's a he polymarket odds on Palm Beach Pete Because Because there is there you know someone's betting on it on the polymarket Don't forget do not forget
Keith Malinak (:and 20 bucks.
Brad Staggs (:Same as downtown. right. Let me Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein. I'm at the Pauley Market. Let's see what Palm Beach Pete Pauley Market. Will anyone be jailed over Epstein's have confirmed alive? There's a five percent chance that Jeffrey Epstein will be confirmed to be alive before twenty seven. Twenty seven percent chance that anybody will be charged over the Epstein disclosures. Hang on and put this over here so you can see it.
Or can I? How do I do that?
Keith Malinak (:I don't know, but while you're trying to figure that out, look at that. Jeffrey Epstein and Palm Beach Pete, the people that voted in my poll, 61 % say two different people. 23 % say they're the same person, and I can't decide either way as well, 16%. So most people say two different people. Don't even bring it up.
Brad Staggs (:yeah, but we don't know that they're right.
Keith Malinak (:I know. I'm I'm I'm showing you it's different than the polymarket.
Brad Staggs (:What do they know? What do those dumb people know? Stupid.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, people voted my- Why are you even doing that?
Brad Staggs (:All right. All right. Here we go. Here's here's the thingy. There we go. There's a poly market. Be alive at C twenty. What's the high odds? He'll be charged. Somebody be charged over the Epstein disclosures. 20 % chance Epstein storage units will be rated this year. Ooh. 75 % chance that I beat Bush Epstein email sender confirmed as what is that? I beat Bush.
Keith Malinak (:the
Brad Staggs (:doesn't sound nice does it?
Right. I'm just no, no judgment. I just don't want to pay for it. Um,
nothing ever happens: Keith Malinak (:you
Brad Staggs (:You know what the polling market is? least what I understand the polling market is, bet there's like odds on anything.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, well let me tell you, that's my little pinky reminder thing about Polly Mark and stuff. Can I just say, good point, Jeffy Pollard, if that's not him, he's for sure still alive though. Agreed. I think that's how Bongino just rises his mind that Epstein killed himself because Epstein the character is dead.
Brad Staggs (:I have a different take on that.
Keith Malinak (:I just wanna I just wanna say one thing to Dan Boncino like if I were to pass him in public, I would say how do you sleep at night with Brian Cole behind bars? Anyway, yeah, that'd be my damn happy birthday. I'm glad you got your fucking present,
Brad Staggs (:Here's the problem when you have a wife and kids I broke and
Brad Staggs (:I can think of my thought number one is that is that he it's the it's the pipe bomber it's the Epstein thing and what in the what? Bongino said about Epstein is that if you look at the evidence He hanged himself. That's what he said. So if you open up the envelope If you open up the Epstein envelope at the FBI and look at the evidence of it because it's not what we know It's what we can prove and you look at the evidence that they have in the folder
you're going to come to conclusion that he killed himself. That doesn't mean that he did. It just means that's what the evidence in the folder says. I don't think he believes that either. He wants his family to not be dead.
Keith Malinak (:and I understand that and I'm be dead and look I'm broke I get all of this I get this I do and I'm not in his shoes I don't know what he's seen I don't know what he knows but the fact that an innocent man is behind bars is bullshit
Brad Staggs (:I that's a yes, that's absolutely horrible. and, cash Patel.
Keith Malinak (:Strike one, strike two. His arrogant, pompous ass getting in front of a camera. It's dude.
You go out and you serve. You go do it. I'm so tired of MAGA being taken over by people. You know, bro, you don't have to do all that. He's so over the top. He's so defensive. He doesn't have to be that way. He doesn't have to go back on the air unless the deal was, hey, I'll go back to my show and I'll defend this administration at all costs for the next three years. Maybe that was the deal. I don't know. But I know that his attitude and his arrogance and his lies, I'm so sick of it, man. Stop. Just stop.
Brad Staggs (:I've not heard a whole show of his since he went back to it. So I don't know what he has said.
Keith Malinak (:He's an angry, angry man, okay? And he's taking it out on people that want the truth. And if you can't tell the truth, then just go away or don't say it. Don't act all high and mighty. It's so gross, man. Okay, I want to move on from him unless you have any more thoughts.
because I forgot what the was. the Polymarket thing. So I was on this waiting list to get on Polymarket forever. And I get this email and it says, congratulations, it's time for you to lose money. And so I click the sign up. And then like it spits me out of this thing. It says I'm on a waiting list. And I'm like, bro, just I literally just signed up. So was like, I don't have time for it. OK, so then our mutual friend who you do the Saturday morning live with at 10 a.m. Eastern at Real Brad Staggs, Jeff Fisher, he had a story last week.
the NCAA tournament begin. What's up Nebraska? How you doing? Tomorrow night, baby.
Okay, so he is doing a story about how you could win a billion dollars with a perfect bracket. So I needed a place to fill out a bracket. I have 11 of 16 sweet 16 teams, right? Thank you very much. After watching very minimal basketball. Sorry. After I just talked about Dan Bongino's arrogance. Anyway, the point is I filled out a bracket and while I was there, I was like, you know what? I can sign up and it's like poly market. Okay, Brad, it's Kalshi, K-A-L-S-H-I, whatever. So I sign up, I deposit 20 bucks.
I put $1 on the Atlanta Hawks winning the NBA title. And then I put $19 on, because I didn't want to sit here and have this account forever. I just was signing up to see how it was. So I put 19 bucks on President Trump this week. Please, President Trump, do this. At a press conference, if he says the line, who are you or who are you with, to a reporter, then that 19 bucks becomes...
Keith Malinak (:237 bucks and I will retire a winner. Almost did yesterday or two days ago he was pissed and he was standing in front of that plane yesterday on his way to Memphis and I thought we're getting this we are daddy's cashing this no
Brad Staggs (:YAH!
Brad Staggs (:Daddy's coming home.
But no, no, you got sk-rude.
Brad Staggs (:You poor thing.
Keith Malinak (:Anyway, how about Charlie Kirk and the talk is renewed around, could you do me a favor? Could you please Google when will Tyler Robinson be back in court?
Brad Staggs (:Drive to Peset just like that.
Keith Malinak (:if you want the right ant.
Brad Staggs (:Next Tyler Robinson court date.
Keith Malinak (:Uhhhh
Brad Staggs (:Okay, that's weird. It won't really give me a straight answer. Judge cameras. All right, the next, April 17th, there will be cameras in the courtroom.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, that judge is adamant about that.
Brad Staggs (:That is Tony Graff.
Keith Malinak (:So there you go.
Brad Staggs (:There should be and,
Keith Malinak (:put all the conspiracy theories to rest,
Brad Staggs (:Of course not.
Keith Malinak (:No, wait, wait, the camera's moving.
Brad Staggs (:That won't do anything. As a matter of fact, I predict, and if this is on the polling market, somebody should put money on it because I predict that somebody, there will be a significant argument and or discussion over that's not Tyler Robinson. That's not the same guy they arrested. What do want to bet? That's not the same guy. That is not to look. The nose is different. The ears are different. Look at the ear lobes. I would put
Keith Malinak (:to pay.
Brad Staggs (:I put a hundred bucks on that. I'll bet you anything that that is a main point of contention.
Keith Malinak (:to check something real quick here.
Brad Staggs (:in the betting markets.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, I just want to check one quick thing if I may because I haven't had a good chance to really monitor the president in real time today. Let's just see if...
Brad Staggs (:I'm just gonna do that. I'm going to I'm going to while you're checking that I'm going to here's a hundred year old joke This is a joke from a hundred years ago
Keith Malinak (:He hasn't said it yet.
Brad Staggs (:Those who talk of Ohio going dry in the fall haven't had their weather eye on them the past two months.
Brad Staggs (:That is a 100 year old joke. Here we go. Here's another one. Looks as though some of the foreigners in this country will have to go back into the melting pot for another season or two.
as a joke from a hundred years ago.
Keith Malinak (:That's what the empty room and the awkward silence and you get the rando cough in the corner
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, and then the then the mic feedback
Let's see. here's a baseball one. A maiden of our acquaintance threw a pop bottle at an umpire the other day and hit her favorite pitcher. Rough stuff is out of place at ball games unless a person has a better aim than that.
They were simpler people back then. These are 100 year old jokes.
Keith Malinak (:This is like Calvin Coolidge wheelhouse time. Like these are jokes that Calvin Coolidge would be telling to warm up a friend.
Brad Staggs (:But yeah, but again, it's like, I don't know if these are rip rollers 100 years ago, but it just shows you humor has a lot to do with current events.
Keith Malinak (:Okay, so hold on, do you have your laughter crowd, your audience stuff?
Brad Staggs (:I mean, I have them here. They're always here. They're always right. Go ahead, laugh, people.
Keith Malinak (:Okay. Thank you. Thank you. So here's what I would ask you to do. I want the audience to go there with us. Let's transport back to 1926. right. Okay. So now, all right, we're.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah!
Good sir, welcome to the comedy club. Come on in
Keith Malinak (:Come to the mics, eh? You're stepping up, you're gonna tell some jokes.
Brad Staggs (:Go ahead you take the microphone you copper you take the microphone you tell a joke. Let's see how you do a fair copper.
Keith Malinak (:You won't catch me! I got more jokes!
Brad Staggs (:You think you're gonna get me? No, no, no, you're gonna have to work a lot harder than get me, copper. Let me just tell you.
Keith Malinak (:Okay, I got it, got it. I got more jokes than Carter's got pills,
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, I see that, yeah.
Keith Malinak (:Tell me a funny joke to warm up the crowd,
Brad Staggs (:here I got a good one. This is a good one. This is a fresh new hot joke. We just wrote this one. The earth was created for man and the average fellow labors under the delusion that he is the man. That's a... Hello? Is this thing on?
Keith Malinak (:Is the crowd alive? What happened?
Brad Staggs (:As a crowd, I think the crowd is dead. You know what? The crowd's going to pop in at the weirdest possible moment when they decide they're going to pop in. Watched. I kid you not, they will absolutely. My hand, you see my hands, my hands on touching it. I told you they would pop in and my hands were in full view of the entire time. Ah, there's another one. You think that was good? All things come to him who waits, but he is generally dead by the time they reach him.
Brad Staggs (:you
Keith Malinak (:Wait a minute, it's Pro-Odition, so we're not drinking, we're just having like soda.
Brad Staggs (:That's the yeah, can you imagine being alive for those 13 years?
Keith Malinak (:So this is, okay now this stuff could have been funny if people were drunk. my gosh, so they were sober and these were their jokes?
Brad Staggs (:Yes.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, that is smart. Murder rate went way up.
Keith Malinak (:That's why we had a great depression because people live through this.
Brad Staggs (:They were they were depressed. A Chicago woman sold her husband for $500. She probably got all he was worth.
Brad Staggs (:That's the joke.
Keith Malinak (:Your crowd is they're on fire bro. Okay.
Brad Staggs (:I'm going to light them on fire in a minute. Anyway, go ahead. Sorry. Yes. You were saying, sir, you in the front row.
Keith Malinak (:I wanna bring up something to you time travelers.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, yeah copper go ahead you're not gonna catch me
Keith Malinak (:So I want to read this tweet. It's a very serious tweet, I also want to I'm torn. I want to do the 1920s cinema movie voice. Anyway, here we go. So let's see. Let's see how this works. If this isn't going well, tell me to stop.
Brad Staggs (:See?
yeah.
Brad Staggs (:Stop. Okay. you haven't started yet. Yeah. Thank you.
Keith Malinak (:That's what she said, right?
Keith Malinak (:Start what do you mean?
Brad Staggs (:Done!
Are you in yet? Sorry. Didn't know. I meant, are you in the door yet? I want you to shut the door. I want to make sure you're all the way in.
Keith Malinak (:Bye.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, this tweet that I'm about to read, not gonna work with the 20s voice. I'm sober enough to do this. So this chick, Heather Mullins, I don't know who it is, but she says, regarding Charlie Kirk, she says, let me be clear. Not a snowball's chance in hell, and I'm so glad she brought this topic up because this one needs to get more play. Not a snowball's chance in hell. Do I believe George Zinn was a crazy old guy? Remember him?
Brad Staggs (:Yes, he was the guy that admit came and confess to it and then was yeah, he was the first guy that they oppressed.
Keith Malinak (:Alright, she says he was a decoy. He falsely confessed to Charlie's assassination immediately after it happened so the real shooter could escape. I happen to lean that way as well. And she said that's according to him, if you'll recall.
It is far more likely the FBI knew George Zin prior to that day than George Zin being a random guy falsely confessing to a murder he didn't commit for no reason whatsoever. It makes no sense. Apparently George Zin had bad things involving children. This is something else that gets forgotten. Now, do I trust the FBI? Hell no. Do they put shit on people's computers and phones all the time? Absolutely.
Brad Staggs (:Yes
Keith Malinak (:guy has admitted to it. apparently George Zinn had bad things involving children on his phone after his arrest too. Things the FBI is known to monitor. He also would have been known to the FBI because according to the BBC, quote, he also has a long history of minor crimes, including an arrest in 2013 for sending a threatening email to the host of the Salt Lake City Marathon just days after the Boston Marathon bombing. The newspaper wrote the Boston Marathon bombers were also on the FBI's watch list, but were conveniently removed. And then they were on to commit went on to commit a terror attack.
I did it. This is Heather Mullins still talking. did a deep dive into it back when it happened. FBI was sus. Zero chance George Zin was a random nobody unknown to the FBI. Combine that with the fact the FBI blocked Joe Kent's inquiries into possible foreign ties. Pretty sure the FBI receives foreign training too. George Zin should be publicly polygraphed by an independent body. Look, I don't know about I don't even get into George Kent today. We can do that some other time. I just want to concentrate on George Zin and say I'm interested in that angle being brought
up in court for Tyler Robin. But I'm gonna hope for it.
Brad Staggs (:I'd say it won't be.
It'd be nice, but it won't be. I see. Listen, I can hope for whatever I want to hope for. You can't stop me there, Judge. Your Honor, see?
Keith Malinak (:Listen here to-
Keith Malinak (:for my
Are we ever gonna know the truth about fill in the blank?
Brad Staggs (:Hey, let me tell you something. No next question. See That's all I got. That's all I got for you That's a transatlantic accent. Yeah, see that's what I tell you. Oh, but so wait a minute this George Zinn dude had Because that's like the oldest frame in the book. He also had but child kitty porn on it. I recall
Keith Malinak (:if I recall... He admitted to the Kitty Porn.
Brad Staggs (:There is a headline The Guardian. He further admitted to possessing child. That's probably because look, Mr. C. Mr. Zincy, you're going to, you're going to confess and then you're not going to get brought up on the charges of murder that we have. Yeah. So any 71, how many years have you got left anyway? And is he going to be alive when the, when this thing goes to trial anyhow? Cause wouldn't that be convenient?
Keith Malinak (:Yeah.
Keith Malinak (:You know, this sucks. Let me tell you what sucks. 71 doesn't seem as far away as it used to. Holy crap.
Brad Staggs (:Now it doesn't.
No it doesn't. It's really close. It's like right there. Yes it is.
Keith Malinak (:It's like, honestly, it's like, it's a couple flips of the calendar.
Brad Staggs (:Yes, yes.
Keith Malinak (:You know it, I'll be as old as those jokes that you had us belly-aching with,
Brad Staggs (:That's right, see? Don't you cross me, see? How does that?
Keith Malinak (:How did that voice become a thing? Why was that a voice?
Brad Staggs (:if that was part of the transatlantic accent thing It was a the transatlantic accent is a fascinating little excursion, somewhere between internet rumor and factual hollywood lore But they had everybody talk because they all talked that even kathryn hepburn did it Not quite to that extent but she she would hi what?
What do you have against people like me? Huh? They always, was this over exaggerated, weird, over enunciated.
Keith Malinak (:yeah, that's right.
Was it her or was it her sister who went RFK voice on it?
Brad Staggs (:What did say? You said Catherine Hepburn. Catherine Hepburn. They weren't sisters, were they? Who the f*** is Exactly. That was Catherine Hepburn.
Keith Malinak (:Pretend. Yes. Yes, she did. She did. PSA is about like.
Brad Staggs (:No, it was palsy of some sort Bell's palsy. Yeah, so you're fun of her bells palsy I think that was one of the happy it was a worthy victim Alex Hepburn. Whoa, is it weird? put in Bell's palsy Hepburn
Keith Malinak (:well now it's done.
Keith Malinak (:No, no, no, no. Wow.
Brad Staggs (:The victim of Australian cricketer Alex Hepburn, who was convicted of rape in 2019, suffered temporary facial paralysis, diagnosed as Bell's palsy. Wow, that's a weird, that's a rando thing to come up when you Google Bell's palsy Hepburn.
Keith Malinak (:Right, took some of the heat off of me for making fun of the voice thing.
Brad Staggs (:You're welcome. You're welcome. It was, yeah, it some weird, some weird thing.
Keith Malinak (:thought she was warning us of something. remember being a kid being like, I won't be doing that. What was she, what was it she had and said, don't do something?
Brad Staggs (:Don't ever do that with your left hand. You'll end up talking like me. Always use your right hand. I don't know. I don't even know what it was she did. But it was a shaky situation. You're standing on shaky ground.
Keith Malinak (:I don't
Keith Malinak (:Now I'm letting it go, because now I have no idea. Smokey, see? Right, right, that's what I thought, Krispy Kritter. Thank you. Let's just leave it at that, because Krispy Kritter is right. Let's just say, yep, we're done. You got it, nailed it. Okay, I want to say, and I mean this sincerely, please pray for our mutual friend, Steve Baker. Because the thing is, in America 2026, when you stand up for the truth,
and you refuse to back down. And you want to make sure that all is known. It turns out very powerful people, they don't like the truth when it implicates them. It's a funny thing how that happens. So I would just say keep Steve Baker in your prayers because that man is dealing with quite a bit, I'll say.
Hmm.
Brad Staggs (:You think the heart thing was, how do put this?
Keith Malinak (:Well, I will say a couple of weeks ago he was on the deep dive with me. If you want to go back and remember that's that's the blue color over at ATM show.com.
Brad Staggs (:So that's right. It's blue. You're right. Color code. It's good. What about, did did you stopped it for a minute to think about our people out there who are colorblind and can't see colors? Did you give them one stupid cotton picking? that's racist minutes. No, you didn't. Did you?
Keith Malinak (:On March 13th, if you go to atmshow.com slash deep dives, then you can scroll down and then you'll see that show.
Brad Staggs (:I'm put that here if I do it this way.
Keith Malinak (:March 13th, Brian Cole and the J6 pipe bomber case. bless Steve Baker. He is doing some great work in trying to reveal the truth.
Brad Staggs (:It is amazing. It is amazing with all of the measuring off of the concrete squares and all of that and the all the work that he and Joe Hanneman did and it's then mysteriously on the day after he's measuring the squares he suddenly has acute heart failure.
Keith Malinak (:Yeah, so we did address that I asked him that and I walked away thinking that he thinks it was completely natural because of lifestyle and the stress that he's under constantly but I want to thank that because he I work for the same company the blaze I want to thank the blaze comm for making sure that the truth gets out there so that everybody can see
Brad Staggs (:Mm-hmm.
Keith Malinak (:really happening in this world and in this country at the highest level. So shout out to theblaze.com for standing behind Steve Baker all the way when it comes to making sure the facts of this story and the truth is told. And let's make sure that there is justice done here. And Brian Cole is hopefully released very soon. the real bomber faces justice. So anyway, thank you to Steve Baker and
the blaze for all that they do to make sure that this news is covered fully.
Brad Staggs (:All right. I second that.
I just just as a little just as a little just just a just a little alert you have me for four minutes so if you want to use me for the next four minutes what if you i you know what you paid for the hour i just i just you paid for the i'm just
Keith Malinak (:to use.
Keith Malinak (:I'm not paying for Jack crap! See?
Brad Staggs (:You bought the baby oil. I'm just saying you haven't even tapped into it yet.
Keith Malinak (:Brad Staggs (01:55:03.712)
What? What is that? Listen, copper.
Keith Malinak (:I can't, Brad you're gonna have read that. I don't even understand what Susan's even suggesting here.
Brad Staggs (:I would like to know what Susan said. can't, I have no idea where you're even pointing. What are you looking at? Talk to me. Talk to me, goose.
Keith Malinak (:right there on the screen.
Brad Staggs (:Yes, which screen I'm looking at 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 of them I Don't have yours is the only screen. I can't see I can see seven of mine Thank you. I listened to Steve today on seraphim show. He said the blaze may not keep him on Whoa, he'll know in a few days what?
Keith Malinak (:What in the world? don't even know what Susan's referring to. I just got done telling you that the Blaze is behind him 100%. So there you go. So Steve Baker, go to theblaze.com and then in the search type in Steve Baker and you get all of his great articles. Okay. And you can follow. I don't know what Susan, what is Susan talking about?
Brad Staggs (:I don't know either.
Keith Malinak (:I don't even know what's happening here. Johnny, thank you so much for your prayers for Steve Baker and
He needs him. He needs him.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, yes, he had everybody can you know what? It's never a bad thing to say a prayer for anybody
Keith Malinak (:clock is wrong if you say I only have four minutes with you,
Brad Staggs (:for a 50, 50, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90.
Keith Malinak (:the
Brad Staggs (:350
Brad Staggs (:356 33 34 36 37 that's called you not being synced to the atomic clock in Denver Colorado
Keith Malinak (:Thank
Brad Staggs (:I would say you've not been stuffing the sweet potato enough.
This is that's not a euphemism.
Keith Malinak (:I still don't know how those work. I don't know how they got off-sync.
Brad Staggs (:The atoms aren't being fired in the correct way.
Keith Malinak (:Three minutes, is that what you're saying?
Brad Staggs (:You've got less than that now because it's 57, 14, 15. You got two minutes and 44 seconds.
Keith Malinak (:need more than two minutes.
Brad Staggs (:What are you gonna do with the extra minute and 45 seconds?
Keith Malinak (:So tomorrow on the deep dive, Kelly's gonna join us and we're gonna have some fun there. That'll be a good time. Smith!
Brad Staggs (:Dino!
she's the blonde, right? She's the blonde.
Brad Staggs (:Yeah, whoa, whoa, that's incredible. She's feeling generous,
Keith Malinak (:Well, I mean, that's more than Rebecca gives us.
Brad Staggs (:Alright, I mean she takes the Norks all the way to Brussels doesn't have time of day for.
Keith Malinak (:You go to more about Keith, it should say more about Keith and crew. And so what you do is you'll click on, like say you want to know something about Brad, there's his bio, right? is a Rebecca's got a bio. I don't know who Kelly Kelly won't tell us.
Brad Staggs (:doesn't really exist. Maybe she's not even real. Have ever considered that possibility?
Keith Malinak (:I'm starting to think Rebecca's not real.
Brad Staggs (:I can't, my lips are sealed.
Keith Malinak (:There's the cardboard Mollusk Kelly and then there's the cardboard Rebecca there.
Brad Staggs (:That's very nice. You've done a very good job with those. Some people say they're flat.
Keith Malinak (:go. All right, So the folks have to
don't think anyone says neither of them are fine. So I would go to ATM show.com. If you want to check out some past episodes you may have missed, I would go to the daily mojo.com. If you'd like to check out what happens over there. And then of course, if you want to help out there and thank you so much for those of you who have give send go.com slash ATM daily mojo. We love to help to keep the lights on around here. Really appreciate that a lot. What else can I throw at you here?
Brad Staggs (:tongue. What was the middle part again? was a slash something. So just go to something slash something and you're there. It's almost like it happens magically. It's pretty amazing. You stop and think about it. Or even if you don't. Just saying. I can understand that. It's been a long day, especially for you.
Keith Malinak (:We'll see you in 22 hours. We'll do this all over again and Kelly will be here.
Brad Staggs (:Are you leaving too? Are you leaving too? Are you bailing?
Keith Malinak (:We've got two hours. What do you want from me,
Brad Staggs (:Thank you for all you do. Imagine how much we could accomplish if you give just a little bit more.
Keith Malinak (:Right, right at the gifstongo.com slash ATM Daily Mojo
Brad Staggs (:the lemon, just a little more grip on that lemon.
Keith Malinak (:Can we hang up or what's the problem? We are very codependent right now
Brad Staggs (:That's a good question. don't know.