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Episode 156th January 2023 • Clippings • Topher Burns
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Fall is my favorite season to put new plants in the ground. Learn why, when my former neighbor Corey visits and we plant a new flower in my garden that gets us feeling nostalgic...

(episode marked as explicit solely due to one incident of sassy language)

Want to see pics from the garden? Instagram: @freshclippings


Show art by Alison McKenzie

Production guidance from Evan Roberts

Special thanks to Jeremy Bloom


Episode music from Blue Dot Sessions:

Our Son the Potter (Love and Weasel)

Pigpaddle Creek (Sour Mash)

Gamboler (Pglet)

Spring Cleaning (Love and Weasel)

Frank and Poet (Reflections)

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So it may sound counterintuitive, but my favorite time of the

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year to garden is actually the.

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. Most people think of it as a time when the garden's dying, but actually

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it's a really cool time to put stuff in the ground and start to imagine

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what your next year is gonna be.

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So for me, it has a very back to school feeling where you're like imagining

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all the best of the future and even more special today as I get to share.

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Some fall planting time with a very special person.

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Please introduce yourself.

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Hi everyone.

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I'm Corey.

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And who are you?

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To me?

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I am your old Brooklyn neighbor and as far as old goes, not that ancient.

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No, I couldn't let you go too far.

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, . But, uh, we, our relationship goes deeper than just being neighbors.

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In fact, you are also the adoptive foster mom to all.

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My old Brooklyn plants.

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I know.

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I had such a wonderful experience getting to know all your different plant

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babies, , because there were a lot.

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Yeah, are a lot.

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Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

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Well, they seem very happy in your care.

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So you're doing a wonderful job.

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Thank you.

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So we're gonna explore together what the excitement of fall planting

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is gonna bring in the garden.

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Um, but before we can do that one crucial thing, Will you do the honors?

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Totally.

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Let's get outside.

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Let's do it.

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I always like to, when I just like step outside for a little

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bit, I always just kind of.

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, what's the garden saying to me today?

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I'm curious what the garden is saying to you today.

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Well, first and foremost, as we walked out earlier, same thing.

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It's the smells.

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Oh yeah.

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The lavender here.

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Uhhuh.

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. It's, it hit me right in the face.

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Yeah.

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Actually, I'm getting that pretty hard today too.

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It's showing off.

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Yeah.

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like it's not usually it put on, its Sunday.

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Best for you.

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I'm thrilled.

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Unfortunately, the lavender that you left in Brooklyn passed away.

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Oh, no.

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It didn't make it through a very intense heat wave.

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Oh, in the summer.

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Oh.

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Um, when I was away in Greece.

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Yeah.

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So, but, so it's nice to connect with its cousin . Did you check it?

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No.

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You could just chop it back and then see if it comes back.

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That's what I did.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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It might come back.

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I hope so.

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Yeah, because it was robust, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think you might see it again.

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I have a.

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Throwing things.

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I do the same thing too.

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I'll just leave it . And there's, there's been a few times where like

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something seems like it's dead and then I kinda wait for a little bit, but I get

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impatient and then so I just replace it.

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And then when I'm digging into the root ball mm-hmm.

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, I notice the stem is like nice and green and there's like healthy

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roots in there and I'm like, ah.

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It's like, ugh.

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But it's just chopped it open, you know, like, and now I killed it.

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Patients virtue.

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Yeah, just like waiting to see what comes back.

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Okay.

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Um, so when I say fall planting is like a fun moment to be in the garden, for me

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it's because you're kind of past the time where the summer is like a little bit of

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a hall where you have to water everything.

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Every day I get a little hose weary.

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Mm-hmm.

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and then things are cooling.

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But you've had the opportunity to see how stuff in your garden is gonna

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grow and how big it's gonna get.

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And so, you know, spaces where you need to put new things.

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Or for example, you did have a couple things that die over heat

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wave or something like that.

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Um, so you know what you need to replace that gives me the opportunity

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to start to create a shopping list and to say like, What am I gonna, you know,

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what, what else can I put in here?

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Um, and like, maybe where do I need some color balance?

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So, for example, on this one that we're looking at the Victorian moonlight

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section, I needed a little bit more white blossom, so I've only bought

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flowers to fill in the spaces on here that have white to kind of balance

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out the purple from the, Russian sage.

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Is this one also gonna have white blossoms?

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Yes.

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Beautiful.

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That is a baby's breath.

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Oh, wow.

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Isn't that crazy?

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My goodness.

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Yeah.

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I didn't know what baby's breath looked like.

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So they don't just pop out of the ground in a bouquet.

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Right, exactly.

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Yeah.

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And like on those fancy little twigs.

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But yeah, I guess you can see like here's an area where maybe

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those will start to sprout.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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That would be wonderful.

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, so yeah, let's get some of these things in.

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Sweet.

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Where's your, where's your tools?

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All right.

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What kind of, what kind labor are you in for?

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What do you wanna do?

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Do you want like a big.

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Shovel, like you can work with the travel in my garden.

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Okay.

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So that's what I'm most comfortable with.

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Thank you.

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I got you.

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You want a glove?

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Yes, please.

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All.

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And then how do you feel about the placement of all these things?

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Okay.

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So that little one will be matching that one, which I thought would help

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emphasize the white a little bit more.

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Mm-hmm.

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. And then I liked these because their fr feathery, leaves will match this one over

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here, but then the flowers are different.

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Yeah.

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So it kind of ties in that, but in a different color of leaf.

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I like that a lot.

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And then I echoed.

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White one over here too.

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Oh, beautiful.

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Oh, I didn't see that one.

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Yeah, I think everything feels really balanced.

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Okay.

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This is the, the baby's breath is the only one that I'm not totally sure about.

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Honestly.

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This is a little hidden, which could be fine cuz some of it is,

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I want, I want this garden to be as a able to be appreciated from

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the other side as it is this side.

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Yes.

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So I do want there to be surprises.

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Mm-hmm.

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. But does it feel crammed in a little?

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, I feel like I could stare at this thing forever.

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The just the, Just keep moving them around and Yeah, this is, I get myself in

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trace paralysis all the time doing this . Cause it's like, that's why usually,

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when I buy a bunch of plants, like they don't get planted for a week or two.

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Not two really?

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Mm-hmm.

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. But like I would not plant everything the first day, cuz I'm just kind

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of like, I put them around and then I kind of let them just sit there.

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Yeah.

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Get acclimated.

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Yeah.

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Well, if you were to switch these two,

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This is a much more vibrant green.

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I would say better.

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I think you do like it.

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I do.

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There's just something about the shape of the baby's breath there

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that just seems very sweetened.

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. So what about,

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if the baby's breath is a problem child, maybe we need to

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address the problem Child first.

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. What if it just sat there in.

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and we took that over and put that over there too.

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Maybe just needs to be the center of attention.

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Yeah.

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. , you know, in the flower world, baby's breath is usually

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seen as a little, just ugh.

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Little addition.

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I know.

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And maybe it needs its time.

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It's a boss bitch in this garden.

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. Yeah.

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Okay.

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All right.

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, all right.

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Decision.

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, it's nicer when there's somebody else to help you.

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Trouble this out in your head.

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. I know.

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I'm sure you could just hang out there for a while staring.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Where do you wanna start?

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Do we need to start this up?

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It looks pretty loose.

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Yeah.

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I mean, we need a little bit here, but You want me to get

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in here with this big shovel?

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Yes, please.

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I amended all this soil already, so it's pretty, should be pretty good.

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. Great.

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Um, do you need help with this stuff?

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No, I think I'm good here.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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So maybe I'll start working on the other stuff.

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All right.

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Sounds good.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Baby's.

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Ready?

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. There we go.

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Ooh, these roots are really busting outta here.

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. Ooh.

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Yeah.

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Oh my gosh.

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It was ready.

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Yeah.

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And you know what to do with those when they're like that, right?

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Kind of like, I would even just like chalk cut, cut the bottom in quarters.

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Cut with your sp like, um, you said in quarters, like chop.

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and chop it into four pie pieces.

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Yeah.

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If you flip it upside down mm-hmm.

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, like across and across, like you're cutting a pie.

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When you flip it upside up.

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Oh, okay.

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And then pull the roots apart, all the way up to half.

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Mm of the, cuz that's gonna basically like all those roots, if you just plant

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it like this, they will, it will think it still needs to grow in the pot.

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Okay.

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You need to teach it that its roots can go outward.

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Okay, Gotcha.

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If there's any big roots, like you see this big one that's like a tap route.

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Totally.

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You don't wanna cut that one.

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Okay.

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If you can avoid it.

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Mm-hmm.

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. So everything else you can kind of like create your cuts and kind of tear it, but

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then when you get there, see if you can sort of gently unwind it a little bit.

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Okay.

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Um, yeah, like it goes all the way.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's definitely connected.

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Yeah.

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Okay, thanks.

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Yeah.

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And that'll be, then you can kind of, when you plant it in, I even will.

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Once I have it spread out, I'll like spread them out like starfish kinda.

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Okay.

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And then plant them spread out so that it tells the plant

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to like go out, Go explore.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Okay.

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Be free

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So this one's not as bad.

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So you can just.

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Oh yeah, that's more appropriate.

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Yeah.

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You just kind of like give it a little bit of, a little grab.

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Yeah.

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Grab and pull.

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Yeah.

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So this is a lot harder than it looks, what the heart?

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Yeah.

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And I wanna make sure I'm to be too.

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I wouldn't worry about being perfect.

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Okay.

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It's not about like making a for exactly what piece is, it's

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just about teaching the lead.

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Spread out.

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Okay.

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Hang in there.

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Baby's breath.

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Yeah.

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I feel like all I think you can, Let's go more.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Have more.

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Yeah.

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Gimme this thing.

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A lot of times what I'll do is I'll just kinda like stab whoa, and then stab.

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And then kinda open it up a little bit and that should be good.

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And then maybe we sing it a little for our baby's breath.

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Maybe we sing it like a little eighties song when we put it in

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Don't you feel good about me?

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Right.

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That was good.

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Don't, don't, don't, don't.

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And we gotta make our little bowl.

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Yes.

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Oh, I'm glad you're paying attention.

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I am a great student, . Yeah.

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The bowl is crucial.

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Yeah.

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So here's my trick in making the bowl, okay.

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Is the other thing that you definitely have to do in your

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planting plants is once you put it in, you really have to smash it.

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Oh.

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Because you want, you don't want there to be any air pockets

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trapped underneath the thing.

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So when you get the plant in, Smash it in and then you can fill in around it

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cuz you know what your lowest point is.

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So the lowest point of the center, the plant is right here.

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So then the rest of this I can kind of just clear out.

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Do you see how like clear from the center?

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Oh.

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And then just like stack up on the outside.

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Gotcha.

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And then you're pretty good.

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Great.

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Wow.

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It was really, uh, treating this plant with a.

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Delicateness.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And I just came in here and manhandled it.

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Yeah.

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You're like, Welcome to the real eighties prom.

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It's not all 16 candles, my friend.

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Oh, man.

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All right.

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We both got one in.

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Woohoo.

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All right.

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Scoot me all over doing good.

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So my,

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Oh man, I just love these.

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They're just the cutest little flowers.

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That's what I'm about to work on, right.

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The Achi group.

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Oh, wait, that was here.

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Gotcha.

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Okay.

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Incoming make.

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That just came out, that research study that there's 2.5 million

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ants for every human on earth.

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That's amazing.

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Right.

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Wow.

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I remember, um, reading a statistic somewhere about how, like even

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not just like numbers game, but also like insects outweigh us.

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Oh, you could just weigh all the insects and all the humans.

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Insects would outweigh humans.

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Oh, that hits different . , whoa.

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Okay, punish.

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I think that's love enough.

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Yeah.

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That great.

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All.

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All right.

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Number three.

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Finish up the trifecta.

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. How many different types of

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Three Now.

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Well within the Sal family that includes sage and mint.

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I have a fair amount.

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Mm.

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There's a lot of sage.

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There's a lot of s and a lot of Artesia.

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Um, they do great in drought.

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They are reliable perennials.

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and they're also great for pollinators.

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So, uh, all around win.

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Yeah, they're good.

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They're good bets for a lot.

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These look great.

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Yeah, they do.

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I like this placement we came up with.

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Get this one smashed in.

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Good, good, good.

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This one looks nice and happy in there as well.

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Uh huh.

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And then our pro date.

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Yes, . looking good too.

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Yeah.

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I think these are great and I've got the others in.

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Okay.

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Let me take a peek.

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Okay.

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Whoa, I didn't see those before the blueish.

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Yeah.

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Oh my goodness.

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Isn't that.

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That's beautiful.

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That works really well together with Awesomes.

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Yeah.

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And then I have some over here.

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I noticed the absolute sweetest thing in my garden this year.

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What I was.

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Quarantining.

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Well, I had Covid.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just in the backyard.

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Yeah.

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In the sun with a fever.

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. Living my best life in my baby pool.

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Yeah.

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And I have my sunflowers, which are some of my, Yeah.

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Things I spend a lot of energy on.

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Yeah.

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And every single night, maybe one to five honey bees would

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fall asleep in the sunflowers.

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Oh.

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Just between the center and the pedal.

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And they would cuddle up together really.

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And.

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and then they would be gone the next morning.

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Yeah.

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Then they would wake up and go, No.

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Oh, how cute.

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I know.

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So of course I'd do a little research on it and I always thought

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like, Oh, they'd just go back home to their hive at night, I assume.

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And sometimes they work so hard that they just fall asleep or they're working.

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Aw, I know.

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That's so cute.

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It was adorable.

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. I've actually seen that every now and then.

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Like this monster over here.

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Mm-hmm.

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the.

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Borage.

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That one Honey Bees will like kind of climb in there and just kind of

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hang out during the day, like sleep, like maybe at the end of the day.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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But I thought they were dead.

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I was like, Oh, bummer.

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R I p.

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Yeah.

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Nice coffin.

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Yeah, little flower.

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Cause cup's a nice spill.

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Like you like flowers and you get to die on one.

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Yeah.

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Like that doesn't seem like the worst thing for a honey bee.

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Mm-hmm.

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. But I like it even more that it's just going to take a little nap.

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All right.

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Well, I think our fall planting session was a huge success.

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we filled in the Victorian moonlight garden.

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We s sun some songs.

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. Uh, anything you want to add to our fall extravaganza before we say farewell?

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. Give.

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a little bit of a fall mantra to bring us into this special season.

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It's okay to let summer go and to prepare for rest and recuperation and

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all the goodness that that could bring.

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Love it.

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And I wish that not just for us, but for our gardens and.

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, let's enjoy the rebirth as much as we enjoy the relaxation.

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Totally.

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And a cozy sweater.

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And cozy sweater is a much better way to say that.

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I don't like how I said it at all.

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Okay.

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I like how use that.

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Okay, . We'll keep your mantra like a mantra machine right now.

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Yeah.

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I think you nailed it.

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Thanks.

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Thanks for joining us and thanks for.

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Doing some chores.

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You're welcome.

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It was so great.

Topher:

If you wanna see pictures from the garden, we're on

Topher:

Instagram at Fresh clippings.

Topher:

Thank you everyone for joining.

Topher:

Corey and me on Plant Time for Clippings.

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