The No New Friends podcast takes a lively turn as the hosts dive into their recent adventures, including a hilarious recount of Nick's birthday and a trip to Mexico where he and Sean navigated a hurricane while staying in a luxurious overwater bungalow. The episode features discussions about celebrity encounters, with Scott sharing a memorable moment involving a famous TikTok personality, and Chris reflecting on his new selling venture on the app Whatnot, showcasing his collectible cards. The hosts explore the nuances of gay culture with a fun quiz that tests their knowledge of various terms, creating a humorous and engaging dialogue. As they reminisce about their past experiences at Universal Studios and the Nickelodeon-themed attractions, the camaraderie among the group shines through, making for an entertaining listen. With a mix of personal stories, light-hearted banter, and insights into pop culture, this episode is packed with laughter and relatable moments.

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A gay bar.

In walks.

Guess who?

Lance bass.

No, before Lance Bass walks in.

Aaron Carter.

Abby Lee Miller.

Real close.

Wait, wait, wait.

Did she walk or did she wheel?

Oh, yeah, that was before that.

That was before all that.

No oxygen tank.

This was pre oxygen tank.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait a second.

This was pre prison and everything.

Chris, do you know who Abby Lee Miller is?

Oh, absolutely.

She's the discoverer of Jojo, Siwa, my lord and savior.

New potential episode name, jojo and Siwa.

My lord and savior.

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My name is Scott.

I'm the host.

With me, as always, my talented cast of characters, the scumbag reselling hoarder himself, Chris.

Happy birthday, us.

The jewish american princess, Sarah.

Hello.

Our emotional sport, gay Nick.

It's a me.

I'm a gay.

And I'm back.

And our producer, Alex.

I'm editing the podcast.

So, any of you catch the debate last night?

Nah, I mastered the debate.

Oh, I watched that one.

Yeah, I did watch that one.

I know.

We were talking about that.

Yeah, that was a way longer livestream than I expected.

I was impressed.

Thank you.

I just kept going and going like the energizer bunny.

And his dick kind of looks like Tim Walls.

Oh.

So I did watch this debate, and there was a.

Sorry to hear that.

Nothing of noteworthiness.

Yeah, except for when Tim Walls said he was friends with school shooters, I thought that was a little inappropriate.

He did say he was friends with little shooters.

And then when I disqualified, when JD.

Vance says, I thought it was in the rules that you were not going to be fact checking me tonight.

So that was pretty good.

That's my new line.

Whenever somebody calls me out, where was the stipulation where you could fact check?

Maybe I didn't sign up for this.

Right.

I did love that.

That was on par with alternative facts.

Yes, but it was how a debate usually goes when Donald Trump is not involved.

They shook hands.

They were very cordial with each other.

They were chumming it up afterwards.

But I got to tell you, Chris, if this is what politics is going to be like without Donald Trump involved, then I say let's abolish term limits.

Get that man in office so he can debate every four years.

Yeah.

So here's my thing.

There's a lot of people that will flee the country if Donald Trump wins.

I'm going to flee the country if he's disqualified for running after this election.

I want to go to a country with more entertaining politics.

I hear the politics in Gambia are very, very interesting.

I might.

Might take my talents to Gambia.

I'm with Chris.

We could start an eastern hemisphere.

No new friends podcast.

You, me, and le man.

Oh, yeah, yeah, he's back.

Cause, you know, we, we have three of his addresses.

Potential addresses.

We do.

We do.

Four of his potential identities, aliases.

So we could.

We probably can find him.

You know, it was so exciting.

I thought we were gonna have some content on Bubba Joe a couple weeks ago, because all of a sudden, he was not on Instagram.

Like, he was gone.

And I'm like, oh, I guess he finally got banned.

And I was gonna make a topic out of it, but then I.

Within the next 3 hours, he was back.

Yeah, he vanished, like building seven on 911, and then he rose from the ashes.

No one was in that building.

It's okay to say that.

Okay.

All right, so speaking of politics, Sarah, Jimmy Carter.

Update, please.

How long has he been dead now?

Not at all.

He just celebrated his hundredth birthday.

You know, we lost.

We lost a lot of people recently.

Some very important people, famous people.

He's not one of them, guys.

He's still going.

He's not.

He's not.

Yeah, he did say, did he get.

The smucker star yet?

On the Today show, you get, if you turn 100, you get your name on the Smucker star.

Really?

Yeah.

I did not know that.

Pretty bad reward.

I need to find this out.

Yeah, he.

He said he wants to make it until the 15th so that he can vote in the election.

So I don't know.

I started taking bets on him dying on the 14th, but we'll see.

We'll see how that goes.

That would be on brand for.

That would be on brand.

It really.

Would you see the pictures of him.

Getting wheeled out for the flyover?

No, they did a flyover for him of the jets.

They couldn't see anything, but he could hear it a little bit.

Listen, they rolled him out there.

He looked like that character from SpongeBob.

That goes, they're selling, whoa, chocolates.

Oh, yeah.

But way paler.

It looks like a bud.

It's a wheelchair.

He died three weeks ago, yet he's still more alive than Joe Biden in democratic fashion.

They'll still have him vote.

I am watching this documentary.

It's called stopping the steal, and it is fantastic.

Yeah.

What side is that on?

I wasn't sure if I wanted to watch that or not.

You know what?

It's so it's a lot of people within his, his inner circle who are talking about it, and it's like election officials from Arizona and all that.

And they're very much like, Donald Trump is crazy.

Like, he looks like conspiracy doc.

I would have loved to see.

That's the thing.

There are plenty of interviews with people who won.

Good.

So it's.

You'll get your filled.

You'll get your fill.

But the people that died, you got Ken Page, who was the voice of oogie boogie, Maggie Smith from Harry Potter.

Professor McGonagall, Pete Rose, famous gamble.

I guess that lifetime ban is now overdeveloped.

Be in the hall of Fame as a Reds fan.

Too soon, Scott.

Too soon.

Oh, yes.

You know what?

That's a good point.

Lifetime band.

Yeah.

Lifetime band is over.

He can join the hall of Fame.

Who is John Amos.

John Amos.

So he was in that bakes the cookies.

Yes.

Famous, famous, famous, famous.

Yep.

He was in coming to America, he was like the future father in law.

He was the father of the american woman.

Wow.

And in the kitchen of millions of Americans.

Yes, yes, yes.

He was in die hard two.

So he's b lister.

Yeah, he's a b lister, but he's like b.

He's been in a lot of stuff.

Okay.

Dikembe Mutombo, famous basketball player with a no, no, no finger.

Never heard of him.

Former Magic player Joe Wolfe.

It's a rough week.

Jimmy Carter's still alive.

Is he out of hospice now?

Like, has the timeframe on?

Hospice ran out for him.

I think he runs it now.

I think that's what happens.

If you stay there long enough, you are then elected the leader of Hostas.

Nobody else can die until you do.

I think that sort of.

So, you know, I met Jimmy Carter once.

Jimmy Carter.

And I use this as like a two truth and a lie.

A lot of times he rode my boat when I drove the jaws boats at Universal.

No.

Oh, like literally, actually.

He was sitting on the boat.

Him and secret Service and his actually pretty cool.

Yeah, it's really cool.

And so it got me thinking, because today something happened.

I was at Hollywood studios with Remy and we ran into.

Well, let me.

Let me explain how it happened.

I was about to leave for the day, so I'm heading off to the restroom, and I see the backside of a gentleman who looks kind of familiar based on the shirt that he's wearing.

And Remy goes up and I'm like, oh my God, that's paging Mister Morrow.

That is like Chris's favorite human being.

He is.

Chris loves paging mister Morrow.

And I'm like, oh my God, Remy is going to say hi to him.

So sure enough, it was mister Morrow, I guess.

Mister.

Mister Morrow.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Mister Tom Morrow.

Mister.

Well, yes, mister Tom Morrow, but a super nice guy.

He took pictures with us.

So I'm thinking, because knowing you, you probably weren't fangirled to him.

It's like, oh my God, I need your pick and you're probably intoxicated.

You know what?

I only.

I only drank three today.

Yeah, it was so hot, Nick, and I wasn't prepared for how hot?

Meeting Mister Morrow or the weather?

Both.

Both.

He's a sad looking guy.

I didn't fangirl Nick.

So you're, you know.

But you know, what do best friends do?

I know that Chris is a massive.

Paging Mister Morrow fan.

Huge, huge.

So for the viewers at home, I have his autograph on this magic band.

Do you really?

This is literally, I brought this to comic Con and I had him sign it for me.

That's funny.

That's funny.

Super gay.

I love that.

Yeah.

So I'm telling Mister Morrow and I'm like, hey, my friend Chris is such a big fan of yours.

I'm like, you're probably not going to remember this, but several years ago when you broke your camera, he sent you money, and he's like, oh, yeah, that's crazy.

That's so cool.

Tell him I said hi.

And I said, listen, I said, I know you're busy, but is there any way we could maybe facetime him?

And he's like, yeah, sure, no problem.

To which Remy said, well, do you want me to do it?

I'm like, no, I've got my phone.

And I tell Mister Morrow, and I said, don't worry, you're not going to have to talk to him long.

He's not even going to answer the phone.

So I'm facetiming him.

Sure enough, Chris doesn't answer.

No, no, I did not.

I'm very self conscious about Scott calling me, too, because I.

A lot of the times, I'm a very popular person.

I'm not, but my child is.

So there's people in my house a lot to visit her, and I'm always attending to that.

So today we are feeding my child solid foods for like the third time.

So I was not supervising, but helicoptering.

And Scott calls me, and I'm like, hey, man, I'm at the.

Literally, I said, I'm at the psychiatrist getting my crazy pills.

That's exactly what I said.

That's what he said.

And I was there that day.

I was.

And then he goes, okay, you're lost.

And he sends me a selfie of them.

I sprint outside, and I wanted to just.

I kid you not, this is all true.

I was getting just the sky in the background.

So you couldn't tell outside my house.

So I could have just said, I ran outside the doctor's office, and I was gonna tell Scott all this later.

I was gonna tell Scott all this later, but I thought.

I honestly thought Scott was just trying to facetime me with Remy at like, indiana Jones or something.

So I was like, I'm supervising the solid food consumption of my child.

I will see him tonight.

And no, he was with.

He was with my idol, my hero.

So when Chris doesn't answer Remy on his Android, which, spoiler alert, does not have FaceTime, attempts to, he's like, well, then I'll facetime him.

I was like, dude, what makes you think he's going to answer and you don't have FaceTime?

He called me.

Cause I knew what was going on.

He called me.

It rang three times, then hung up.

I'm thinking.

I literally just texted Scott.

I'm at the doctor's office.

Remy's probably calling and Scott.

Cause he's at the doctor's hang up.

And he hung up.

Is that what happened?

No, I said, he's not gonna answer.

And then he.

I don't know.

I wasn't with him at this point.

So I see.

I say goodbye.

I see Remy and Mister Maura walking.

So chances are Remy stalked him the rest of the day.

And how long you were with Nate after I call him by his legal name.

Because I donated money to him.

Yeah.

You're allowed to.

Yeah, I had to put on my tax returns.

I had to message him for a Social Security number.

Remy, how long were you with Mister Morrow after Scott left?

And are you going to be in his video?

So as he's answering that.

So I leave them.

I go to the restroom, Chris then facetimes me.

It was right after you sent the picture?

It was right after.

It was right after I sent the picture.

But that was on my way into the restroom.

I had already left them.

Yes.

So, Nick, my thought process at that moment was, I'm going to answer real quick, say, hang on, I'm peeing.

And then I'm going to go run out and find them.

Not surprising.

Well, I already knew that you were going to answer in the bathroom because you took a live stream camera into the bathroom one time.

True, I did do that, but luckily cooler heads prevailed and I did not answer my phone.

I said, bro, I'm pissing right now.

And I said, but I do have something for you.

And that's why I sent the video.

He sent a video of Mister Morrow.

Give me a little shout out.

When Scott took that livestream camera to the bathroom one time, she's like, oh my gosh, are you meeting Jimmy Carter?

No, it's just Scott's penis just as lifeless as Jimmy Carter.

But you know, I told Mister Morrow, I said, you know, oh, well, his loss.

Sucks to be him.

He should have answered.

He never answers.

And he said, well, let's make a video for him real quick.

That was really cool of him.

Thank you.

Paging.

I think it's very cool.

Mister Mars, his last name is just paging.

Paging.

So, super nice guy.

Now, something that I experienced at Hollywood studios today is.

Was you looking exactly like him but 20 years older.

Yeah, put the picture on our discord so they can see.

Yeah, he never came in 20 years.

Yeah, he's like, oh, this is a glimpse into my future.

So we did rise of the resistance, which has single riders lines.

We only waited five minutes for rise of the resistance today, which is crazy.

So, real quick question, because I think three of us are going to answer one way, and one of us is going to answer the other way.

Chris.

Yeah?

You and Emily are at the park by yourselves.

Do you do the single riders for rise of the resistance?

No.

No.

You've written it before.

You've written it before.

Both of you have written it before.

Oh.

Oh, would we.

No, probably not.

So, no, you wouldn't do single riders?

No.

It's an hour wait.

It's a 95 minutes wait.

I probably.

Single riders are $5 for the lightning lane because we love credit card debt.

Nick, would you and Sean do single riders?

Oh, a million.

A million percent.

We'd probably do it three times.

Okay, this is what I thought would be the predictable answer.

Chris kind of ruined this bit.

Sarah.

Rise of the resistance is a three hour wait.

Single riders is a walk on with a free tequila.

Do you and Louis split up and do single riders?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

The.

The circumstances have now changed entirely.

A five minute wait and a shot of tequila.

He would be like, babe, please go get your shot and meet me at the family bathroom at the end of the ride, please.

That's what would happen.

So.

But realistically.

But he want to do it, too.

Well, there's still a family bathroom at the end.

We're still going to meet there, so.

Yeah.

He wouldn't do the single rider life.

He would.

I mean, if.

If the condition, you guys.

If the condition was a shot of tequila and a walk on.

If.

If there was, you know, realistically, no shot of tequila.

No, we're not gonna split up.

No.

Even a three hour wait.

Well, we wouldn't do it if it was a three hour wait, Scott, because we've already been on it.

But single riders.

Single riders was a five minute wait, Zachary.

Not without my husband, but.

But with a shot of tequila.

You see the priorities.

We.

We have thought about.

We've even thought about doing it when.

With Piper in line with us.

And I think you have to be seven or eight years old to be a kid and do single rider line.

Right?

And I've almost.

I've almost had her lie just so that we could do.

I I will do single rider like my daughter Mikayla.

The very first time she ever did rock and roller coaster.

Ten years old.

We did single riders line.

Like, I will do single riders line no matter what first time.

I will do single ride if single riders is available.

I'm doing single riders.

I feel like it's not as fun with random people next to you.

I'm there for my own.

A lot of things are more fun with random people next to you.

Now, I think the first time I'm riding something.

Yeah.

I'm riding it with.

With people.

I'm not gonna.

You know, because I'm probably going through the line anyway to experience that cue.

When you ride something for the first time, you always want people.

Strangers around you, Scott.

I always want strangers around me.

Strange is best, Nick.

Are you sure Scott's not your type?

I'm okay on that one.

I don't think Nick's a chubby chaser.

I'm more up Sean's alley.

Like, I've got some disabilities, the pre diabetes.

Anyway, so meeting, paging mister moderate, it got me thinking about meeting other celebrities and was wondering if you guys had any crazy meeting celebrity stories for me.

I definitely followed a local news reporter into the restroom so I can get an autograph.

I was a kid.

I was, like, in middle school.

A news reporter.

A local news reporter.

Local news anchor.

He sat in the big chair.

But I did follow him into the restroom to get an autograph.

I didn't expect the plot twist that you were a kid when it happened.

I thought you were an adult, but.

So, Sarah, any embarrassing or fun celebrity meeting in the wild, not at your work, where you do meet some celebrities?

No, no, not out in the wild, but I do.

Like.

I mean, I do work in Daytona beach, so that kind of feels like the wild, you know?

Honestly, no.

Like, nobody of importance really comes to see us, so it is cool when it happens.

Okay, good.

Chris?

Mine is a little obscure.

I did talk about my story about how I met the Eagles kicker at Whole Foods.

The one time I had to google his wife and told him that I googled his wife.

Right.

Yes, I do remember that story.

Yeah.

So that was the.

That was the main one.

But the.

The more obscure story is, for years, there was this homeless guy that circulated on our neighborhood page, like, the what's up in blank page type thing.

And the first time I ever met him was, like, really?

Like, that was a cool moment, because I'm in the drive through Dunkin donuts, and he's there right after the drive through.

Veteran homeless guy move.

He actually turns out he's not homeless.

He's just the swindler.

I respect his.

I respect his game.

You respect the game?

Yeah.

I thought he was home at the time, so I ordered my.

My food and my coffee, and I get to him, and I was like, hey, you must be Steven.

And he didn't even say, like, nice feature.

Anything.

He said, do you have anything extra for me, money wise?

He literally said that, money wise.

So I had a bag of food.

I said, no.

I said, but would you like this coffee?

It's cold out of.

And he goes, and I give it to him, and he goes, do you have any cream and sugar?

And then I just drove off.

I was pretty pissed.

But that was when I met Steven, the homeless guy.

That was pretty groundbreaking.

I texted all my friends, and I was the talk of the town for at least a week.

When you meet someone like that, it's pretty monumental.

A little bit more.

A little bit.

I think a little bit better than meeting a local news anchor was the local, famous Facebook, famous homeless guy.

But I thought of a good one, actually.

Now, okay, I.

Because we're right here next to the racetrack in Daytona.

I was a teenager, and we were out at Petsmart.

All right.

My mom and I, and we ran into a famous NASCAR driver at the time.

Can I guess?

Was it rusty cunts?

That's an actual guy's name.

Poor guy.

It was an actual guy's name at the time.

At the time, he was more well known, but it was Jamie McMurray.

And my.

My mom is a huge nASCAR fan.

Always has been, always will be.

And I remember that she totally fangirled out hardcore.

And I'm just standing there completely traumatized.

And she's like, I don't mean to bother you.

I know you're, like, buying pet food and stuff and doing your thing, and I'm not.

I'm not gonna tell anybody that you're here, but I am a big fan, and it is so nice to meet you.

And this woman walked to the next aisle within earshot still and found the first person she could.

And she's like, do you know who's in the aisle next to us?

It is Jamie McMurray.

And I'm just standing there, absolutely traumatized.

Beyond traumatized.

And I can't believe that I forgot about that, because it's still.

Think about it to this day, obviously.

That's a great.

I do have to fact check myself.

Rusty Cuntz was an american baseball coach.

I was thinking of pro NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.

Dick Trickle.

Dick Trickle.

Yeah.

Very, very similar names.

Now, I make obscure people famous.

So, like, there's this guy at Disney Springs that is always wearing, like, sequins.

Sequins jacket.

Yes, I know.

Here.

Talking about.

Yes.

And he always stands right outside world of Disney watching whatever performance is on.

So, of course, I've taken a picture with him.

And then I think.

Was that when you were there?

I think it was, yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't realize he was, like, a famous.

Yeah, I don't go to Disney Springs, but he's famous on, like, the annual passholder page.

I don't think I've ever seen that picture.

Because you're old and don't.

Madison pictures.

And I was definitely probably drunk and depressed 100%.

And then, like, there's a bartender at Universal.

His name is Murph over at Shea Alcatraz.

And he does this little sharky thing.

And so he's.

So I, like, I have to get a picture with him because he's famous.

And, like, I will fangirl over people that, like, are not really famous.

They just happen to be in my feed.

Like, that college program girl at animal Kingdom who may be related, maybe unrelated, hasn't really posted a video since that day.

So I don't know if she feels.

Her perception in your basement.

Or maybe she felt like her privacy was infringed on.

I don't know.

Nick, any celebrity meetings?

I was wondering when you're gonna get to me.

Cause now I have, like, 100 of them.

I'm thinking of.

I've met a lot of celebrities, oddly, living in Ohio.

I've met a bunch MTV real world road role stars.

Met Lance bass not once, but twice.

Oh, wow.

Intimately.

I wish.

So the first time, I feel like.

All the gay people know each other.

Yeah.

It was not a gay relationship.

Well, the shocking story, I guess not shocking is I wasn't allowed to go into the bathroom because he was in there, which meant he was doing a lot of coke because it was nobody.

Don't give a show when you're Lance fast.

So the second time I met him.

Was, would you like to do a line of cock and stick?

Yeah.

Second time I met him was actually when we went to California for our wedding.

La.

At a gay bar, of course.

Of course.

So Sean and I, when we got married out there, so it was actually ten years ago.

Thank you for acknowledging my wedding anniversary as well, too.

You guys.

Appreciate that.

I think.

I wish you a happy anniversary on Facebook.

You did.

You did.

Thank you.

I think we did an episode where we thanked you.

I don't remember.

That was your character that did not your actual self.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I want the real.

I want the real you.

So we're sitting outside on the patio at this really nice bar in West Hollywood.

A gay bar in walks.

Guess who?

Lance bass.

No.

Before Lance bass walks in.

Aaron Carter, Abby Lee Miller.

Real close from dance.

Wait, wait, wait.

Did she walk or did she wheel?

Oh, yeah.

Which.

No oxygen tank.

It was pre oxygen tank.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait a second.

This was pre prison and everything.

Chris, do you know who Abby Lee Miller is?

Oh, absolutely.

She's the discoverer of Jojo Siwa, my lord and savior.

New potential episode name?

Joe.

Joe Siwa, my lord and savior.

So she walks into the bar, and we're just like.

We're kind of in shock.

We look over, and we're with a friend of mine that lives there, and he's not surprised because he sees celebrities all the time.

He works for a reality show, and so he's just like, whatever.

So next, she walks in, drops presents off.

It's July or.

No, September.

She's dropping presents off because they're doing a Christmas and September party, which was very confusing.

Is this the gay bar still?

Yeah.

So Santa Barbara, not the gay bar.

So they had, like, these hot, sexy Santa dancers there that night.

One of the sexy Santa dancers, we actually knew him from working the gay bars in Columbus, who then later became the gardener on Ellen.

The gardener.

He was like, a straight gardener, fake gardener guy on Ellen.

Interesting.

That she did towards the end.

So then Ann walks in, Lance bass.

So he drops the present off.

He sticks around and hanging out in there.

So we stalked him.

Got a picture.

Super nice.

He was not on drugs that night.

After that, we had Ross Matthews walked in with a whole gaggle of comedians.

So I'm fangirling out because they were all just finished filming Chelsea lately because it was all the comedians from that show.

So we got some pictures with them.

Super amazing everything.

Nothing really awkward about it.

He comes out of the bathroom, he's like, I just peed next to Matthew Morrison.

Why he did not reach over and say, do you need a hand?

I don't know.

Wow.

Because I think he's very straight.

Matthew Morrison.

Go ahead, Sarah.

Work it out.

Glee?

Yes.

Glee.

Yes.

Well, listen, I did, in fact, watch every season of that.

I don't know if I said that or not, in case you didn't know.

Sarah, we haven't talked about it before, but glee was filmed in Lima, where I'm originally from.

Oh, my God.

It wasn't filmed in Lima.

It was based in Lima.

Yes.

And, Sarah, you officially get your ally flag now.

Yeah.

Did I not have one already?

Of course you did.

But for joke purposes, identifying Abby Lee Miller before or after wheelchair and knowing who Matthew Morrison is.

That was a lot of gay card issues right there.

Yeah.

My mother watched a lot of dance moms, so I'm very familiar.

I was obsessed.

You know, it would be fun one time if Nick quizzed us on gay culture and, like, went through all these people.

And so that brings us to a good point, actually.

I did kind of want you guys, it's been a while.

I want you to move out of the way.

I am gay.

Nick's on the mic, so it's time to take notice.

And it's really funny you bring it up, because I.

I wanted to do a move on gay segment tonight, and we talked about it beforehand a little bit, but I didn't tell you guys what I wanted to talk about.

No.

No idea.

And it was actually gay culture.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

So I've been watching.

I follow.

Call me Madam Clea.

Yeah, wasn't she the psychic?

Call me now.

No, Cleo.

Yeah, Cleo.

Sorry.

Call me now.

I've been watching these comedians on TikTok that I am obsessed with now, and they started doing these gay culture things to try to see what straight people think these words and terminology mean.

So I know we've had Abby's segment where we've learned about the gen.

Is it Gen Z?

Gen Alpha?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I just learned that today, too.

There's all those words.

We have words in the gay community, and I want to test your guys knowledge.

Oh, I love this.

I'm so excited about this.

So anytime I can play a game with a gay, it's game on.

I love a good game night.

Just gay, gay.

A segment within a segment.

We're like the butterfly effect.

Now, in the straight community, we call that just the tip.

I like that.

It is actually true.

We play that game too.

So it's not really just Rachel's terminology, I guess.

So I looked up some gay terms that I want to see what you guys think it means.

All right, should we.

Are we going to buzz in?

So.

Oh, we can do.

Okay.

We have to make a buzzer hand or something.

We'll make a buzz noise.

Yeah, but it has to be, like, super gay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Ding, ding, ding.

I'll let the trolley.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay, perfect.

Which one?

I think we should do gay icons.

Sure, we'll keep that.

This can be your game.

I don't care.

Game night.

G a y m e.

Whatever you want.

Sky's the limit.

I know we've talked about some of these before, but let's refresh your knowledge, maybe, or just see first thing that comes to your mind.

What is a bear?

Yeah.

Before the parade passes by, what.

I think any Broadway quote is what Scott thinks is gay.

We were buzzing in.

He went, I said yes.

Oh, that was your buzz.

That wasn't your answer.

I'm so, yeah, but Chris buzzed in first.

Yeah.

So.

So my answer is going to be a large, hairy mandeh.

That is correct.

Yeah, that is very correct.

All right, next question.

What is a twink?

Hmm.

The most beautiful sound I ever heard.

Maria.

That is a new gay.

A young new gay who's also slim.

He was also slim.

Usually smooth and hairless.

Hairless.

Good job, Scott.

Thank you.

Criteria.

I know.

Solid B plus.

We've talked.

I feel like we talked before.

There's even segments within the bear community.

I'm not going to go into those tonight.

One of the other ones, I guess we can talk about.

What's a daddy?

Don't be a drag, just be a queen.

I love this.

All right, Mister Chris, what is your answer?

You, daddy.

Well, what exactly is besides me, the.

Person you submit to?

It's a pretty good answer.

Yeah, that is a good one.

What do you think, Scott?

Sarah?

Oh, it's basically Lewis.

Yeah.

No, see, for me, that's Poppy.

When referring to daddy, it's usually daddy Anakin or daddy Pedro Pascal, but that's a different story.

Louis is poppy story for another night.

All right, good job.

Good job, Chris.

Next one is, what is a top?

No matter gay, straighter, bi, lesbian, transgendered life.

I'm on the right track, baby.

I was born to survive.

Damn it.

I was gonna do a lady Gaga song.

The person who penetrates correct the insertive role as chat, JPT calls it.

All right, see, I know the answers.

I'm just trying to think of my buzzer.

That's my biggest problem.

I literally googled gay songs.

And I'm just saying them all because I know all of them.

Yeah, I might know the answer, but I'm letting you guys answer because it's way more fun to watch.

When I say googling gay song.

I'm just opening my playlist on Spotify.

All right, so next question is, what is a power bottom?

Oh, somewhere over the rainbow.

All right, Scott, that's the person who's.

On the bottom during sex, receiving sex.

What is a not the correct answer.

I'm coming out.

Sorry, my buzz wasn't over yet.

I'm going to guess that this is the person that is on the bottom but is taking on more than one partner.

Ooh.

Basically.

Essentially a power bottom.

Yeah.

Is one that takes a more active, dominant role during sexual activity.

It's basically someone that just bottom puts their ass up to anybody.

They'll take it all.

Let's do two more.

Which one I want to do?

There's some really good ones on here.

All right, let's do.

What is pup play?

What is it play?

Pup p u p pup.

When are you gonna come down?

When are you going to land?

I should have stayed on the farm.

I should have listened to my old man, Elton John.

Any Elton John song I feel like is a good buzz.

Yeah.

I was like, elton sound very gay, but I didn't know that song.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna guess it's when you are fiddling around with a younger man or maybe an otter.

It's raining man hallelujah, it's raining man all right, Scott.

When I don't make my dog move from the bed when having sex with my wife.

That's a good one too.

Pup play.

Oh, you guys are both wrong.

Sarah, do you have anything?

Pup p o pup play.

Yeah, I don't know.

It's bringing out a whole nother weird fetish that I heard of, so.

Heard of.

Have you guys never seen those videos on, like, Facebook or TikTok of those people who actually enjoy dressing like animals?

Is that what we're talking about?

Exactly.

I don't like being right about that.

She was like, I don't know from experience, but as Louis is hopping around behind her in a dog outfit.

Yeah.

It's basically.

It's a form of bdsm role play, or one partner assumes a role of a submissive puppy as an adult.

Oh, wow.

So a literal.

They wear a leather.

It's usually, like, a leathery type dog mask.

Oh, I've seen that.

Sometimes they have a tail.

And I'll let you just picture where that tail is attached to.

Spoiler alert.

Butt plug.

Yes.

Correct, correct.

Yeah.

It's something that's becoming very, very, very popular in the LGBTQIA community.

TQ, bless you.

All right, last one here.

Cruising man.

I feel like a woman.

That was always classified.

I hear you call my name, and it feels like, oh, sorry.

Scott won that one.

But my bedroom.

Scott wouldn't go off.

Scott won that one.

But you're.

You had a production show, so I'm gonna.

Yeah, let Chris do it.

Let Chris do it.

I'm gonna say when you're going from hotel room to hotel room, just.

You're cruising on down the hallway.

Going from room to room to room to room, having sex.

Anal sex.

Gay sex.

Anal sex.

Gay.

Gay sex.

Yeah.

Gay sex.

All right, all right.

Okay.

What's the word again?

I was just.

More.

Cruising sex.

Yeah.

You know how I go on vacations all the time?

Yeah.

I actually know this one.

That is when you're mailing it in and you are just on cruise control, and you just do the sex without thinking about it.

It's just mailing it in.

Like, maybe you're tired, but it's like, hey, I gotta put out.

Yes, Abby.

Good night, sweetheart.

Give me a.

Please, Abby.

Please go to sleep.

Two minutes ago.

Love you.

Good night, Abby.

We love you.

All right, so what does cruising mean?

That'll teach her to come in here during recordings.

So, back to crazy.

It was kind of close in a sense.

I'm close as well.

Wait, who's close?

Both, kind of.

Both of them were really close.

Kind of.

Okay, so it's basically cruising is searching for anonymous sexual encounters, typically in public places.

Sounds like a pedophile, Nick.

I'm not sure this sounds a lot like Scott.

Like, it just sounds like Scott is going from park to park.

And I don't think I was even close at all.

We'll just give it to you.

Okay.

Just wanting to have sex with anything that walks so we can also.

This is synonymous with Scott.

And that's been our fun game.

Gay.

Gay.

I love that.

Why doesn't gay master Ryan do this segment?

We'll have him.

We need him on because we chat about this in our group.

Messages with him sometimes.

And he's been learning a lot about the lgbt community as well, too, and.

Yeah, well, thank you so much, Nick.

It's my favorite community.

Nick's on the mic, so it's time to take notice.

And if you don't like it, that's homophobic.

Stay the hell out of his way.

Move.

I'm gay.

So, Nick, you just had a birthday.

You missed last week.

Sarah missed last week.

We missed you guys.

So, how was your birthday?

My birthday was old.

I feel I turned 40.

It hit me on the day that I was 40, and I had a little bit of depression for a second, and then I realized I was in paradise.

Actually, no, I was in Ohio at that time, so I was not in paradise yet.

I was still in Ohio.

It would only be paradise for Chris.

Yeah, I heard you were in Sean.

Unfortunately, not that day.

Sean had to work.

I had my parents in town, so they took piper out.

So I literally spent my birthday alone in my house.

It sounds really nice.

Actually.

I thought it was gonna be nice.

My mom's like, oh, this is great.

You can have some alone time and just, like, check out.

Get ready to pack for your vacation, because we left the next day, and I'm just.

I literally laid in my bed for, like, an hour.

And I'm like, I'm 40.

And, like, everything in the past 40 years, like, replayed through my life or through my mind.

I started listening to Celine Dion.

I was sobbing.

I was.

Yeah, I was.

This sounds like a really nice day.

I have no idea.

I wish you were here to cuddle me.

It would have been made.

It slowly sounds really nice.

The FaceTime, three hour facetime we had just did not suffice.

We didn't talk at all.

That's probably why I felt like a Sarah McLaughlin commercial.

It was just like, you're 40 now, so it was rough.

And then I realized we were headed on vacation the next day, so I was getting excited.

And we left for Mexico bright and early on Sunday morning.

Just me and sean this trip.

So it was our first trip we've done together alone, and in, like, two years, I think.

Can I ask you a question about that, Nick?

Yes.

So if I.

Who is this for?

Because it was your anniversary.

Right.

But it was for also for your birthday.

But knowing you and knowing Sean, Sean was the one who wanted to go to the Nickelodeon resort.

Oh, yeah.

100%.

That was definitely not you.

100%.

I saw videos of getting slimed, and.

I'll get to that.

So this trip was different.

We literally planned it about a month in advance because that's what I do for a living.

So I'm pretty good at finding a last minute deal as well, too.

We normally go on cruises, as you guys know, and we wanted to try something different.

Sean's never done all inclusive.

We love Mexico.

We love mexican food.

So we're like, let's go down the Cancun.

You're anti law.

No.

Knock it down.

Build more tacos, please.

All the freaking tacos.

All the tequila.

Sarah's with me on that one.

Absolutely.

So, yes, we decided to go to Cancun.

We connected with one of my property sales managers and found this amazing five star resort that we had a swim out room for a couple nights.

And then we moved to an overwater bungalow for two nights.

That's awesome.

Which I'll get into water bungalow in a minute because I know Scott's been itching for it.

By Scott, I mean Rachel's wallet.

It's not even me, dude.

It's not even me.

After you went live, like, she has done full.

Like, I'm not wearing a mask.

I've done my own research, like, looking into this resort.

She wants to book.

Now she wants to do, like.

And who had Chicago book?

Of course, you.

I hope so.

But she wants it to be you and Shawn and me and her, Chris and Emily Lewis and Sarah.

She is, like, full on planning this trip.

I text the group crickets.

Nobody wants to do this trip.

Yeah, my wallet beat the shit out of me when you sent that.

I asked for permission.

I texted the group too, which we'll get into later.

So remind me about the picture that I sent that I got crickets on.

Still mad about that.

But first, can we back up?

So last week's episode I listened to.

It was just you two.

It was.

You talked about the fact that I might not be here today.

I might die.

And thank you for watching.

I'm glad you took that away from it.

And not that gay people kill people.

Or that part I focused on.

The death part.

We were in a hurricane.

How crazy was that?

The fact that we were through it, looking at it now, I'm just like, whatever.

To me, it was like a rainstorm.

But I don't look at the weather when I travel anymore, just because I don't trust the weather people when they're like, it's an 80% chance that it's going to snow tomorrow, but also an 80% chance it's going to be 90 degrees.

And that.

Was that your first hurricane?

That was my second.

No, third.

Oh, wow.

I was down in New Orleans one time during a hurricane and got it back.

Katrina.

No.

Wow.

Yeah.

Hurricane Gustav.

I gotta swim.

Alabama.

If Nick was in Helene and Katrina, that would be, like, the two worst hurricanes in us history.

Maybe it's my fault.

Yeah, it's the gay.

It's the gays ticking over the world is what we're doing, right?

You did this.

You made that.

It was all my fault.

Aaron Hernandez, kill.

Yeah, it's the.

The gays fault that hurricanes get people.

Basically, that's how we do it.

We'd throw glitter in it, though.

I feel it's never going away.

You walk outside, you come back inside looking like Dua Lipa.

Then it's like, okay, this is the game.

Yeah.

Even though it's our hurricane, you look like Eliza Minnelli.

Are you sure?

This is a regular hurricane?

So we don't look at the weather, and we got a message from my parents the next day, and they're like, oh, it looks like you guys are getting some rain.

And I looked up, I'm like, no, it's like, perfectly sunny.

We're getting burnt today.

And then the next day we hear rumbles that there's a storm coming through that might turn into a hurricane.

And then the next day they're like, okay, it's a category one hurricane right out front our door.

As we're at a resort about to move to an overwater bungalow in a hurricane.

Did you complain to management?

So I'm like, I don't know how this works.

I'm assuming they're designed for hurricanes.

I hope so.

Can't you shoot missiles at the hurricane for us?

Yeah.

It's only in Florida.

So the weather really wasn't bad where we were.

It was windy, but not.

Not awful.

It was a little rainy here and there.

We watch Cancun very closely because we're going to Cancun in February.

So you got the side of it as a tropical store.

It was kind of like what Sarah and I probably experienced here in Florida.

It was just the.

The feeder bands.

Lot of rain, a good amount of wind, but nothing.

We had the part where the rain or the wind was pulling inwards to the hurricane.

So that was a weird experience because it was building up that momentum where we were.

So what was odd is Sean and I just didn't give a shit.

We were just like, you know what?

We're happy.

The resort showed no signs of urgency or any sort of alert.

They're like, this is normal.

So we're like, okay, that's fine.

So we had our dinners, went to the spas.

We did some resort tours.

So this property is also owned by Nick.

And here's where we'll get into that is they own the Nickelodeon resort down there.

Two Nickelodeon resorts that just opened, I think, like five or six years ago.

So they're pretty new.

There's one in Punta Cana, one in Riviera Maya.

This resort, hands down, is.

It almost made Disney look bad, really, in the way that they themed their resort.

The attention to detail everywhere was almost better than Disney in some spots.

Interesting.

So they brought in Ninja Turtles were in the pizza shop, and the way this pizza shop was laid out was, like, amazing in there.

Okay, so they're so focused on detail that they forgot that they don't own the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ip.

Yes, they do.

Nickelodeon?

Yes.

Then why was it in the Disney parks?

It was.

Why was MGM?

I think it was at MGM at the time.

They were at one point, but now they're not.

People buy and sell things all the time.

So Nickelodeon owns the Ninja Turtles?

Yeah.

Yeah, they do.

There's a show on Nickelodeon.

Is there really?

Yes.

Disney now owns Simpsons.

Yeah, exactly.

People just buy it.

Thanks.

But read a book, bro.

We burned them here.

I don't read the books.

Do you remember working at you?

Did you work at Universal?

Or were you.

Cause I know you're older, so maybe.

Did you work at Universal when Nickelodeon was there?

Yes.

God, you're old.

I was like six at the time.

You guys weren't even born.

Did you guys ever go, Chris and Sarah, did you guys ever go to universal when they had Nickelodeon?

No, that was a dream when I was very, very young, you know, like.

We all back when Scott was working there, the iconic orange blimp was, like, everywhere.

The orange color.

But it wasn't, like, in your face with it.

They had sponges.

No, they were just in our feet.

Who.

Sorry, continue.

That was a.

Yeah, it's fine.

Gross.

Moving on.

Alex.

Chris is like, tie, tie tight.

I'm trying to scale my really inappropriate joke down, like, ten levels.

Makes the episode as we're talking about Nickelodeon.

So I've dreamed about being slimes since I was a kid.

I wanted to get slimed at Nickelodeon, at universal in a different way.

I feel like you get slimed every night if you pull out.

Sorry.

They have an awesome water park there, and it's really cool.

There's like a spongebob area, like a paw patrol or.

Yeah, I think it was paw patrol area and then some bigger water slides.

Is that keyword for, like, playing with pops?

It might have been.

I was looking for some of those daddies that were down there.

Ball control.

I mean, patrol.

Never mind.

So at the water park, we went back because it was Sean's idea and my idea, too, because we were very impressed by the resort.

They had a SNCC area.

The bar was very well themed to Nick at night.

Oh, that's cool.

They did a Cosby show playing.

Hold on.

They roofie everyone's drink.

Snick wasn't not Nick at night, but the teen.

Snick was like, are you afraid of the dark?

Yeah.

And what was that?

Like, all that.

Yep.

They had.

Did they have a producer come out and molest you?

I'm sorry.

They had pickle man, his real life pickle man.

That's where he was banished, dude.

They had a good.

They had a good burger there.

Wow.

Oh, really?

A good burger restaurant.

So I was kind of nerding out with X Keenan Kel was amazing.

But we found out that the water park, you can get slimed every single day at 130 in the afternoon.

Like, slime or just water that's food colored green.

That's what we were wondering, because what had happened was it's in the, like, if you go to, like, any water park, there's usually, like, that bucket area that, like, spills over and stuff.

So it's kind of that type of concept in that area.

And we're like, we're just ready for the slam.

When's it coming?

What's going to happen?

And then they started counting down from ten in Spanish.

Sean's over there confused because all he knows is the word ola.

If you watch my Instagram stories, he learned two words in Mexico.

It was like, hola.

And then poquito, which means small or smaller.

Right, Sarah?

Poquito.

Very small.

Very small.

Very small.

Yeah.

Oh, Scott would know that word.

So we find out that there's gonna be the slimy.

So they're counting down and everything.

We're standing under this.

They turn all the waters off, like, five minutes before this happens.

I usually give my wife a countdown before I slime her too.

Daeinh.

It's usually right when I get in.

It's like, all right, three more seconds.

Two, one.

Slime.

She tries to say, I don't know, at the same, you know.

So what I pictured the slime to be was basically like food coloring added to the water or something.

Yeah.

What I tasted was different little apple sauce.

Right?

Like green applesauce.

I don't know what they used, but it was not great, and I had a lot of it in my mouth.

So picture, picture.

What's the guy from Marvel?

The hulk?

The green one?

Yeah.

Picture or Iron man?

Any of the green one.