This week, the girls play the "hospital or money laundering front?" game.

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look

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at Explosions where we watch dude

centric TV and mock And laugh, and

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maybe find the secret feminism.

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But not all of it.

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Not all the show, because

we're I'm gonna redo this.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: We may not find

all the secret feminism either though.

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So

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

That's true.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yeah, we hallucinate the feminism.

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I

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look at

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Explosions, where we watch DudeTV,

but quickly, because we're too busy

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prepping for the LIONS IN THE PLAYOFFS!

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Oh,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

bad at this point, like, when this

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drops, like, the Super Bowl will

probably have already happened, and oof.

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Guys, this could be really exciting,

or it can be really disappointing.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: tell, I'll

tell you that if the lions are in the

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Super Bowl, I will watch the Super

Bowl, but I don't usually do that.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

this is, this is Glow, I have

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the, uh, I got my Lion's shirt

on right now, Beth, Beth is also

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proudly representing Michigan, and

Laura is a Michigander at heart.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Yes, we just had this

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

We literally did, uh, off pod,

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we had a conversation that Laura

is, is, uh, is meant to be here.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: shoot.

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Should we actually identify ourselves?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, yeah,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh, did we docx ourselves?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: No,

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I mean, like, we didn't

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identify ourselves for the

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audience yet for this

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I'm Glow.

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I'm Laura.

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Wait.

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I'm Laura

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I'm Glow.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And I'm Beth.

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That, that's

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at the end of the episode, right?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah,

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that asked me.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yeah.

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I'm Bath.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I'm Glow

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And I'm Laura.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Go Lions!

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Go Lions.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Go Lions.

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And I think I need to propose that we

have a very special episode of Cool

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Girls Don't Look at Explosions today.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

A very special episode.

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Yep.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

very special episode.

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So Are you all right with teeny tiny

minor spoilers that would be revealed

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within the first five to ten minutes

of the next episode we watch anyway?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

all right,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: so

the episode we're talking about

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today was Season 3, Episode 20,

The Girl Who Fell From The Sky?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

correct.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

That was the full name?

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Right.

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Okay, so this was the

season finale of Season 3.

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And it's also, yeah, and it's also the

last time that we see these characters,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Like, any of What?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

no,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

mean, what?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Laura.

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No,

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wait,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: What?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Airwolf

got canceled after season three,

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and it got the Futurama treatment,

except it only did it once.

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Where it comes back for a fourth season.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

to be rebooted, they chose this one.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

stunned silence listener.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

my

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

The shocked faces.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait, wait.

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I can't even okay.

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So I am I'm why am I mourning

this the show that I'm making

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fun of actively no more.

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Jan Michael Vincent.

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No more.

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No more Kate.

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No, no more.

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No more Ernest Borgnine?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: right.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: a

little bit fond of these characters.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: some of

the reason for the cancellation.

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Did you all feel a little odd

about Jan Michael Vincent's

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performance at all in this one?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes!

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Yes!

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Laura!

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: it in.

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Oh, shit.

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Sorry.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I I had to look it up, Laura, cause

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I'm like, okay, what happened to him?

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I'm like, I

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: He looks bad.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

looked up Jan

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

looks bad!

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

up Jan Michael Vincent Botox.

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I looked up Jan Michael Vincent

I literally was like, did

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he get his wisdom teeth out?

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Like, does he have like Like,

like, you know, something is

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wrong with him.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

He's like, puffy.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

and, and stiff.

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Like, what, what

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

and like, like he's not in the

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character, you know what I mean?

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He's kind of like, slurring,

and he's a little weebly wobbly.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So do either

of you watch with the subtitles on?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

No.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

out how to,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Okay.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

don't.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: to,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So, because

we're watching on the Roku app,

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like, it has that, uh, there are

places where Jan Michael Vincent's

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dialogue is marked as inaudible

because he's, his voice is so slurred.

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So, Jan Michael Vincent struggled

throughout his life with, like,

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alcohol and drug addictions.

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Transcribed

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And it had kind of reached

a peak during Airwolf.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh no, really?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So I

actually found, you know, I did a

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little bit of deep diving on just him.

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So I didn't really get

anything else about the show.

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But it did say that, uh, Jan Michael

Vincent was signed on to Airwolf

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at 200, 000 an episode salary.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Whoa!

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

today's money?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: shoot.

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I didn't do the

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math.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: crap!

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Sorry!

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Where's Ja'far when we need him?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Well,

he's actually at a nerd card event.

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Uh,

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he's doing nerd cards.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

course he is.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Not magic, though.

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He's doing Star Wars cards.

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They're like the same level of nerd.

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I don't know why I felt

the need to specify.

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Like,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

And, you know, Laura, as you're

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looking up that number, literally

in the middle of my notes, I put

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it, I put down a note that said

Stringfellow is more steely than normal.

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Like, He does, he's staring a lot.

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Like he's like really trying

to focus on what he's doing.

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So it's really interesting

that you brought that up.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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So the math on that

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that I did really quickly

through Google is about 600, 000

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: dollars.

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So it was a very expensive show, right?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Right.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: got

Jan Michael Vincent at this much.

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We've got veteran actor, Ernest Borgnine.

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We've got all the zoomies, which

did you notice there weren't a

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lot of zoomies in this episode?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

there were not a lot of

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zoomies in this episode, but

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the ones that there were

were kind of incredible.

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Like, their stunt pilots in

this show continue to amaze.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

But it's not cheap.

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And

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then you have a lead actor

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more and more erratic

struggling with this problem.

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Uh, did we know that Bryan Cranston

was actually on the crew for this show?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

No.

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What?

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Apparently this was like a

starting place for Bryan Cranston.

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And he did an interview, I don't know

where this is from, Aaron sent this

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to me, um, where he talked about.

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Like, the struggles of Airwolf,

and one of his jobs on set was

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to go wake Jan Michael Vincent up

when it was his time to perform.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Oh,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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Cause he was like that high.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

was just a mess

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all the time.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, I almost would like to propose

that maybe the super secret feminism

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of Airwolf is that like masculinity

hurts more than just women.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh, so, you

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know, He He had, like,

kind of a troubled father.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Hmm.

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Mm

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: father

had been in the military and also

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had drug and alcohol problems,

or at least alcohol problems.

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His grandfather had alcohol problems.

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Um, and that's a, that's a big act

that masculinity requires from.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh,

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he, he, uh, Oh, go ahead.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

no, you, you go ahead.

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You, you're the one who did the research.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I mean,

it's clear, right, that when you have

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these kind of long struggles like

this, that your, your masculinity's

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not making you happy, Right.

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Uh, he had a couple of failed

marriages, he even had to pay a

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judgment for assaulting a woman.

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One of, uh, I don't

remember if she was one of

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his wives or a girlfriend,

lots of car accidents, uh, one

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of which took his voice away.

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If you

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find

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Oh.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: like,

interviews, um, I think it was

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in the 90s when it happened.

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Uh, but he, you know, he didn't

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah, it was really, really recent.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: not that long.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Really?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Um, oh, I didn't, I didn't write it down,

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but yeah, he, it wasn't that long ago.

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Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: If, if

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you find like interviews

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His voice is just destroyed and I think

it was like a neck injury that was so bad

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Jeez.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

and they had to like,

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you know,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

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He

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: that's right.

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Because it was right

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

my 29th birthday.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

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No,

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he, he died basically, almost

like exactly a year before COVID.

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So Feb, February 2019.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I just found, um, a picture of him,

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like, right before death.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

looks like he went through it and I think,

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I think, you know, I, Laura, I really like

how you're approaching this because, you

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know, we are a comedy podcast, but like,

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drug addiction, you know,

abuse, things like that.

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Like, that's not funny.

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You know, like,

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we're not making fun of him as a person.

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We are making fun of the character

and the writing and things like that.

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So,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: and some of

the things that society set them up for

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at that time, you

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: the

ludicrous expectations and,

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uh.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: I, I

would propose actually along the same vein

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um, that we watch Ironclaw on our break

uh, to kind of explore that a little bit

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more, the harmful nature of masculinity.

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It's about um, the Von

Erich family family.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Okay.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Um,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh, the, the wrestling.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

the wrestling one,

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, I've

heard of this, but I haven't seen it.

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Yeah,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: it's

really good and it, um, approaches,

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approaches masculinity and the

same thing, um, because that family

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really, took out that whole family.

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Toxic masculinity took out,

like, almost that entire family.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Hmm.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

did with Jen Michael Vincent.

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I mean, not being able to express

yourself or talk about your feelings

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or go to therapy or deal with

anything that's happened to you.

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Mix that with, you know, the genetics

that make you predisposed to addiction.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Hmm.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Like,

it's just setting you up for failure.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

are we proposing, Beth, that we do happy

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yuck yucks on the show and then take an

actual deep dive when we go into movies?

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Cause you did talk about wave breaks.

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So

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

about wave breaks.

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Maybe we leave that up to our listeners?

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

maybe, maybe we need to get a

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Patreon for, for our, our 20,

our, our, our 20 downloads.

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yeah, baby!

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Everybody kick in 20

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bucks right now.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

You get, you can get, you

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can get the wave breaks,

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: You can

unlock Wave Breaks for 50 cents a month.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah, so I

just was wanting to give us a heads up

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that, you know, Jan Michael Vincent's

story is actually extremely sad and

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we will be dealing with a whole new

cast in the next episode we watch.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

man.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wow.

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I mean, really sad for us.

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Like, I'm going to mourn

this and especially Caitlyn.

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I love Caitlyn.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Mm hmm.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I will, defend Caitlyn until my death.

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Um, but

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

felt so sidelined in this

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episode.

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Just,

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

she, and they even like dressed her badly.

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I don't know if you noticed it at the end.

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That might be like jumping, like

she was just so like girl, like

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not even cute girl next door, just

like, oh yeah, just throw this on.

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You know?

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beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I really liked her checked blazer.

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Maybe I just don't have any

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taste, but like, honestly,

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I really liked her checked blazer.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I'm not talking about a checked blazer,

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or, I don't, I don't even remember that.

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I, I was saying at the very end

she had, I don't know, some kind

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of like just shapeless outfit on.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, yeah,

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at the end she's not wearing the same

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outfit she wore most of the episode.

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That's true, because

it's like two weeks later

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or whatever.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

All

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Cool.

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Thank you for that, Laura.

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That was an awesome

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deep dive.

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laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

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I, I didn't go too far.

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I have no idea what happens

in season four of Werewolf.

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I just thought, man, oh, and Glow,

you had even like done a, you

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just tried to start the deep dive

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until I said, no, stop.

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glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

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I was, I was going into it.

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Well, and it actually, it was funny,

Laura, because it was about me looking up.

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I'm like, okay, when did Botox, I

literally had to think, I'm like, okay,

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when did Botox start to be a thing?

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Right.

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Because all of a sudden his, you

know, his cheeks were tight, his

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whole, he was squinting and I'm

like, what's wrong with his face.

359

By the way, Botox was not used,

360

So that was, yeah.

361

So, you know, I'm like,

what is wrong with this guy?

362

And then I start.

363

Going in these little things and like,

oh, here's a picture of him old and

364

oh, he got into these car crashes and

oh, he Might have abused his you know

365

his significant others and like all of

this crazy stuff And like then he got

366

worse because he was using drugs to now

numb the pain and you know I was like,

367

whoa, and then Laura I was like I have

something Don't do it, Glo, stop it.

368

And it was actually awesome

because I was like, Oh God, I'm

369

going to be up for an extra hour.

370

And it's like midterms right now.

371

I'm a, you know, I'm a high school

teacher and I'm just like, I

372

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

But you fell down the

373

hole, the internet hole.

374

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

375

I needed to know all about

Jan Michael Vincent's life.

376

So,

377

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: and you found

where he got bit by a dog sometime in the

378

90s and it

379

took off part of his lip.

380

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yes.

381

I sent that and hopefully we can maybe

remember to drop that into the discord,

382

but um, yeah, he was, uh, he was doing a,

uh, like meet and greet for something and

383

a Rottweiler just come up, came up and bit

his face and his bit part of his lip off.

384

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: in the

thing that I read, it said that the

385

owner asked him not to pet the dog.

386

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh God.

387

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: he did anyway.

388

Ha ha ha.

389

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: on him.

390

Like,

391

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: ha

392

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

reactive.

393

Don't touch my reactive dog.

394

Touch his reactive dog.

395

Oh my god, why did your

reactive dog bite me?

396

Dude.

397

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah,

398

He, not,

399

not the best decisions made.

400

Well,

401

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Michel.

402

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: No.

403

Oh, there.

404

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I guess

we should talk about the episode,

405

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

This,

406

cause there's a lot, I actually

have a lot of notes for this episode

407

and we're already 17 minutes in, so

408

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: to have

the very special talk, you know?

409

I hope there's some like

after school music you can

410

drop in there.

411

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Don't worry, I'll find it.

412

The

413

only drop I haven't been able to find

so far was because I really wanted to

414

put in, uh, Phil Hartman saying, Ernest

Bogdine liked white cotton panties.

415

But I got it from this, like,

really obscure SNL skit that's

416

too obscure for the internet.

417

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Do you know the, do you know the um,

418

Weird Al reference to Ernest Borgnine?

419

In um, and there's a song

called Albuquerque that he

420

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, yeah,

421

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

love that

422

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yeah.

423

but it's like, um, he's, Uh, no,

no, no, it's not Albuquerque.

424

It's uh, your horoscope.

425

That's your horoscope.

426

Yeah, I said, um, you, you know uh,

don't, don't make out with Ernest

427

Borgnine with excruciatingly bad

body odor or something like that.

428

I'll, I'll send, I'll, I'll

try to remember to send that.

429

Yeah.

430

Anyway, that's, that's, that is

my, that is my cultural touchstone

431

for Ernest Borgnine, by the way,

432

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: It's a Weird Al

433

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

is a Weird Al song.

434

Actually, most, most of my cultural

references, like when I was from, when

435

I was little was understanding the world

through Weird Al, not the actual pop.

436

music that he was

437

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Yeah, that's, that's fair.

438

Yeah.

439

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So tells you about my childhood

440

and now we have a podcast anyway.

441

All right.

442

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Do

we want me to open the episode?

443

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah.

444

You, you, you,

445

you're kind of on it.

446

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: mama.

447

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

a

448

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So we

open at String's cabin again, and

449

he's night boating, as one does.

450

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Workin on my night boat.

451

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yes.

452

And he sees a lady get dumped out of

a helicopter during his night boating.

453

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

As one does, you know.

454

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

note guys.

455

I said, she's probably hot

456

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh.

457

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

and she was.

458

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

is actually fun.

459

Fun fact, guys.

460

I looked her up.

461

Um, she is actually, um, one of

her, her notes in her career was

462

actually, she was an octopussy.

463

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, good for

464

her.

465

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

octopussy?

466

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

she was not Octopussy.

467

She was a character called Marta.

468

Her name is Christina Wayborn.

469

And I don't know if you guys noticed.

470

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Is She

471

Swedish.

472

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes.

473

Did you notice

474

just a little bit of a, yeah,

475

but also, you know, painting the

picture, ladies and gentlemen,

476

first look up Chris, Kristen, uh,

Weybourne, she's Christina Weybourne.

477

Sorry.

478

She's, she's beautiful.

479

You know, she's Swedish.

480

She's tall.

481

She's blonde.

482

You know, she's a gorgeous

woman, you know, and they did

483

her up in Bond fashion too.

484

So, you know, and this is a couple

of years after that, you know,

485

she's, I want to say older, but.

486

Not, you know what I mean?

487

She's

488

still, she's still gorgeous.

489

Um, even dripping wet being, you know,

yanked over the side of a fishing boat.

490

So.

491

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

492

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

That's something you put on your resume.

493

Hey, even when I'm half dead

and soaking wet, still hot.

494

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Still hot.

495

Yeah.

496

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

What

497

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: thought

498

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I was just thinking, I was just

499

thinking like what if This person

dropped out of the air, of, of the

500

helicopter, was not a hot lady, you

501

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh,

would Hawk just leave her there?

502

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Just toss her back.

503

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, it's Dom.

504

He can swim to shore.

505

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Or, or what is it?

506

Oh my gosh.

507

What does that, uh, mean with the guy

who drinks the Bailey's from the shoe?

508

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, old Greg.

509

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

It's just old Greg.

510

I'm old Greg.

511

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

So that is from a show that is like

512

so You had to be a teenager during

a very specific time in history.

513

But.

514

That is from a show

called The Mighty Boosh,

515

which was like my favorite show

from like 13 to 17, and it was

516

complete nonsensical weirdness.

517

I

518

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Laura, don't.

519

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: old

Greg Noel Fielding, though?

520

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Old Greg is no fielding.

521

That entire show is a was

a no fielding, um, Vehicle.

522

Pretty

523

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: weird, I love

524

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Ugh.

525

He, I know.

526

And now he's like the host of

the Great British Bake Off and it

527

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Him and Allison, I just, I

528

adore their vibe so much.

529

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yes.

530

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So, Vic, over at Dominion Media

531

Television, if you could make us a

meme of old Greg on Stringfellow Hawk's

532

fishing boat, that would be great.

533

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: You can

email that to coolgirlsgold, boom.

534

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes.

535

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Coolgirlsgoboomatgmail.

536

com.

537

Of

538

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: yeah.

539

Yeah, so String takes her

on the helicopter, right?

540

Of course.

541

Calls down to Fox Ridge, I think

we get the name of the town,

542

for

543

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Which, as it turns out, is

544

not, like, the battlefield for

a Revolutionary War battle.

545

Which, like, it totally

sounds like it's just,

546

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

The Battle of Fox Ridge.

547

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

like, ha

548

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: just what

they call this hospital gunfight later.

549

Yeah, because as those thugs are

flying away in their helicopter,

550

they hear on the radio that Hawk is

radioing in with a woman coming in

551

who's unconscious and fell in a lake.

552

And, uh,

553

I was so distracted when we get to the

hospital by how bad Hawk's haircut is too.

554

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait, wait, we can't, we can't skip over

555

the, the um, the pilot seeing him pull

the Pull the girl out of the lake, though.

556

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, I, I

thought they just heard on the radio him

557

radioing.

558

So they

559

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

right.

560

They don't see it.

561

They don't actually see him.

562

I totally

563

forgot.

564

Yeah,

565

they don't see him.

566

Yep, you're right.

567

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

They, they see a light.

568

They do

569

see a

570

light and they're like, what's that?

571

But the other guy's

like, no, it's nothing.

572

Then they hear on the radio that,

oops, they've, they've done fucked up.

573

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oopsie poops.

574

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

575

So Hawk like calls

Santini from the hospital.

576

And Dom is just chewing him out for being

late, and Hawk just doesn't say anything

577

about where he's at or what he's doing.

578

Yeah.

579

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

maybe it's just because of my Type

580

A clenched sphincterness, but like,

581

the idea of not calling to let your

boss know that you're going to be late

582

Fine, you have a medical emergency, but

when you are actively calling your boss

583

to call off, not going, Hey, here's

my reason, is, is, is so unhinged.

584

It is unhinged behavior.

585

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Maybe lead with that.

586

Yeah!

587

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah!

588

I'm in the hospital.

589

I won't be making it into work today.

590

It's that easy.

591

It is that easy, Stringfellowhawk.

592

Damn!

593

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

return of, like, Brooding Hawk from the

594

first, uh, couple of episodes, right?

595

The pilot.

596

I don't need to tell my

boss why I'm not coming in.

597

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

598

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I'm gonna squint a

599

lot.

600

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yeah, you can't, you can't see us,

601

uh, uh, listener, but we're all

squinting and making purse, purse

602

lips, because we are Stringfellowhawk.

603

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Stringfellow

Hawk brooding the hell out of this.

604

Yeah.

605

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

The feminine urge to be

606

Stringfellowhawk for Halloween.

607

Uh,

608

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: do an

airwolf group costume for Halloween.

609

One of us, one of us needs this

space ball from the pilot though.

610

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Wait, can I, can I be the cream

611

cheese less bagel, please?

612

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, I

want to be eighties Colonel Sanders.

613

And I'm going to I'm going to move

my eye patch around to different, the

614

different eyes all through the night.

615

Okay.

616

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Can we just be totally not, not

617

airwolf at all and nobody would

understand like, I'm an iguana!

618

A bagel!

619

Colonel

620

Sanders!

621

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Nobody

else would get it, but we would get it.

622

And like, the 20 people who listen

to our podcast would get it.

623

And that would be enough.

624

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: What's

625

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

you're all we

626

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: is I can't

possibly participate in Halloween with

627

you guys, so I'll just be like by myself.

628

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

As Colonel Sanders moving

629

her eyepatch around.

630

Perfect.

631

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

IT friends, we can make one of

632

those like, iPad, iPad Rolling

racks, just come with us.

633

Act like we don't have kids

that we actually have to be

634

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Right, right,

635

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

with.

636

Beth is usually with my kid.

637

Like,

638

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yeah, that's true.

639

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: no, no, no.

640

We have a bit,

641

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

yeah, we have a bit

642

and, and we're also acting like we won't

be onto another dude show by then, guys.

643

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Right.

644

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Airwolf is in our hearts forever.

645

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

That's

646

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

forever.

647

It's the start.

648

It's the launching pad.

649

Also, I may have already convinced

Rafferra to dress like Nicolas

650

Cage so that I can be the

Declaration of Independence because

651

that is the truest love story.

652

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: That's good.

653

Yeah.

654

anyway.

655

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Right.

656

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

String asked Dom to look into

657

this weird helicopter he saw.

658

There was something weird

about the helicopter.

659

I don't remember what it was.

660

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I wrote it down.

661

It

662

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, okay.

663

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

is an A 16 with a gunship configuration.

664

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Which, like, Okay, so maybe this is

665

being raised by a lawyer or whatever,

but like, if you're gonna commit a

666

crime, don't use your most conspicuous

667

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Mm.

668

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

copter thing.

669

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Cause, I don't know, like, when they start

670

talking about it a little bit later, I

don't think this is giving much away.

671

You know, they, they kind of make it

almost like this was supposed to, it's

672

not supposed to be airwolf, but it's

like, kind of takes airwolf's, you know,

673

Not Airwolf's place, but this, this

674

configuration of the A 16, when we

find out more about it later, is

675

meant to be sold to make lots and

lots of money because it is very

676

deadly and lethal and they're just,

you know, using it to drop a body.

677

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

678

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So, okay.

679

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Use a regular run of the mill, can't

680

be easily identified helicopter.

681

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Or just don't use a helicopter.

682

I know it's Airwolf, guys,

683

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: plenty

of cars you can drive to a lake.

684

Yeah, yeah.

685

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yeah, especially in the 80s, every

686

single car was hideous and plain.

687

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And it's not

weird to be out on a boat in the middle of

688

the night, because there's night boating.

689

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah,

690

maybe, Workin on my night boat,

Gotta catch that, Walla, babe!

691

Sorry, was that too Midwestern?

692

Did

693

I?

694

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

was wonderful.

695

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Good.

696

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

We're all Midwestern here.

697

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh, yeah, yeah.

698

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Ha ha ha.

699

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: So

the thugs go to co words, hard.

700

So the thugs go to talk to Mr.

701

Rossiter, who we find out later

is like the owner of the company

702

that makes this A 16 gunship

703

thing.

704

And he's very angry that the

woman isn't confirmed dead.

705

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yes,

706

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And they're

just like, no, man, don't worry about it.

707

We got it under control.

708

We know what hospital she's at.

709

We'll go take care of it.

710

Except Stringfellow, Hawk is there.

711

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: yes.

712

And he's talking to the doctor and

713

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Why is the

doctor talking to Hawk about her medical

714

condition?

715

Where is the HIPAA?

716

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

this is not a real hospital.

717

I'm convinced of this, but the

first inkling we get is yes.

718

Him telling this random ass stranger that

her, about her medical condition, one,

719

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh

720

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

two, him going, let me see your arm.

721

And Hawk going, why?

722

And him going, we're not virgins here, Mr.

723

Hawk.

724

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah, he seems

to think that, like, Hawk was doing drugs

725

with her, and then they had a crisis.

726

But she's also, like, in bad condition.

727

Like, she's been beaten.

728

Right, guys?

729

So

730

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: says

multiple head contusions, like it sounds

731

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

but,

732

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: you,

like, be telling a person who

733

could potentially have, like,

given her those wounds anything?

734

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

not a real hospital, as we will

735

find out later in this episode.

736

I have much evidence

737

to present.

738

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I do want to say for a lady with, who

739

also have supposed head contusions and

was just drowned in a lake, um, her

740

hair is perfectly coiffed and she has

741

perfect makeup when

you see her in her bed.

742

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: She

has, they must have a blowout

743

division at this hospital.

744

Like, the Department of Blowout.

745

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

The MUA department is next

746

to the blowout department.

747

Yes.

748

Yes.

749

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Yes.

750

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Yeah, uh, so for some reason he

751

thinks that maybe Stringfellow

talking to her is going to help.

752

When Stringfellow has already

said, I don't know her.

753

I fished her out of a lake.

754

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

And

755

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: he

doesn't maybe believe that.

756

And he thinks maybe

String beat her up, but

757

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

but let's talk,

758

yeah,

759

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

let's just put her in the room with

760

the man who potentially put her here.

761

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

and also the most like 80s trope, the

762

amnesia thing, which apparently like

this kind of amnesia is just not a thing.

763

Like if you had this bad of amnesia,

like you would have very bad brain

764

damage probably for a long time.

765

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: yeah.

766

yeah.

767

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: I, um.

768

I wrote, Hot Lady doesn't remember

her name or what happened.

769

She does clutch hawk to her bosom, which

is a totally realistic response to being

770

assaulted by a couple of men, dropped

from a helicopter, and left for dead.

771

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah,

772

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah.

773

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Totally.

774

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: normal.

775

Uh, and then.

776

To make it even weirder, like,

I, I don't know how many times

777

I wrote down that somebody made

it weird in this episode, but,

778

uh, Hawk then tells the doctor that,

Don't worry about this, I've got friends

779

who can figure out who she is privately.

780

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Which makes Hawk look so suspicious.

781

And the fact that the doctor is

like, Okay, is another example of

782

how this is not a real hospital.

783

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Right.

784

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Because doctors are mandatory reporters.

785

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So guys, here comes my bit.

786

You guys ready?

787

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Ready for the bit.

788

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Hit me with the

789

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So when she is being discharged,

790

right before she is wheeled out, okay,

he comes out talking to the doctor,

791

and I have, uh, taken a picture.

792

of, uh, of him coming out.

793

And I just, all I want is you to

take, take a gander at this picture

794

and tell me why I sent it to you.

795

Are you ready?

796

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Okay.

797

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Go.

798

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh

799

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: they're

looking at her medical chart and neither

800

of them have permission to do that.

801

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Look lower.

802

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Is it his penis?

803

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

It is, Unmistakable.

804

Guys, every scream capture, dong

is hanging down the, down it,

805

it got, yes, yes, go, go,

around, around the 10 mark.

806

And it was, it was, yes, there

is, there is a, there is a sausage

807

hanging down in there, guys.

808

And I have not noticed this

in his character before.

809

So I don't know if they are, Like

added this or if this, but come on.

810

Okay.

811

Beth, Ja'far is right behind you.

812

Show him this picture.

813

Show it to

814

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: okay.

815

Hey, babe.

816

Hey, babe.

817

For pod.

818

For pod.

819

Come here.

820

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

here, Ja'far.

821

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

I need penis identification help.

822

Penile

823

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: no, no,

824

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: what?

825

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Look

826

at this man's crotch.

827

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

just look at this picture!

828

What's weird about it?

829

This picture, is that a, is that some

830

dong?

831

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: God, I hope the

832

mic got that.

833

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: dong.

834

Alright, well, Ja'far has just confirmed

that this man is in fact a hangin dong.

835

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Thank you, Ja'far.

836

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Thank you, babe.

837

Anytime you need to look at a pair of

pants and wonder if that's a penis,

838

Ask someone else.

839

Jimmy?

840

Jimmy?

841

Awww.

842

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

guys, if you go in my, in my, version,

843

it's right around 10 during the discharge.

844

he's

845

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

this red!

846

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

kind of walking.

847

It's swinging around.

848

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: dong.

849

Good for him.

850

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

doesn't wear underwear, guys.

851

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Oh, you're right!

852

Oh, remember when, Beth, you

used to call him Skidmark Hawk?

853

Cause he doesn't wear underwear!

854

It's

855

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I think

that's just Jan Michael Vincent, guys.

856

I think this is, this

is a self insert, right?

857

Oh my god.

858

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

it's just practically

859

inserting itself at this point.

860

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Okay,

we're all very red, listener.

861

We're all very red and hot all of

862

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

we, we need, guys,

863

We need to make a pact to

drop this in the discord.

864

And if you have not joined our

discord yet, Beth, can you drop

865

in some information about finding

our discord at this point?

866

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

We are at What Happened

867

Here Productions on Discord.

868

A

869

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

of string fellow hawks.

870

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

string of Jan

871

Michael Vincent's Stringle Stangle.

872

Yeah, there you go.

873

Jesus Christ.

874

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I like how

we started this episode with our very

875

serious like, Man, what a tragedy.

876

And now we're laughing

at the man's TikTok.

877

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: So,

like, we started this episode with 20

878

listeners and we probably got about 10.

879

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Thanks

for staying with us, y'all.

880

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

And

881

we'll

882

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

my mom listens.

883

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

we'll know who the lurkers were when we

884

get 10 million new people getting into

the discord to see the dingle dangle.

885

Wait, wait, guys, guys, it's been

there the whole time, it's Hoxcock!

886

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Goddammit.

887

Yo, Stringle Dingle is really fun,

888

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Stringle dingle Hoxcock!

889

I'm gonna pee, oh my god.

890

I'm

891

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I can't

wait till Beth has to edit out all the

892

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

sorry, I'm sorry Beth, I'm so sorry.

893

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: You're

in luck, I went to school for this.

894

This very thing.

895

For the wheezing surrounding

the talk of painis.

896

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: can't.

897

Oh my god.

898

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

So, now that we're done talking

899

about, about Jan's little man,

900

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Jan's man is not little.

901

Alright, good for him.

902

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I feel like

we've just issued a challenge to all

903

the, the supporting men in our podcast

904

universe

905

that, that love puns, that

they're going to hit us with

906

so many when this comes out.

907

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, yeah, no, actually,

908

hit us with your best puns,

909

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Your best penis puns.

910

Go, go, go.

911

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

as Pat Benatar once said.

912

Yes.

913

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh my god,

so I think they were looking at her

914

dental records in that screenshot.

915

Because that's how they're

trying to identify her, right?

916

Is dental records.

917

And they're talking about,

918

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

And fingerprints!

919

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Oh, and fingerprints.

920

Yeah, Yeah,

921

Yeah.

922

They're gonna take her down

to physiotherapy, which I

923

was like, good for you, girl.

924

Like, you know, you just fell out of

a helicopter yesterday, but you're

925

already ready for physical therapy.

926

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Because fake hospital, you know?

927

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Yeah.

928

Uh, and then the goons show up and

929

go straight to the doctor.

930

Oh, did I miss something?

931

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Before, I just would like to present

932

two more pieces of evidence that this

is not a real hospital, and in fact,

933

some sort of money laundering front.

934

1.

935

The nurse does the fingerprinting.

936

Explain.

937

2.

938

She's all like, There's a chill.

939

Take my coat.

940

Like, I know it was the 80s.

941

I know they probably didn't

put their blankets in the

942

blanket warmer like they do now.

943

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530:

Thank you, guys.

944

It's

945

so

946

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

me too, dude, what?

947

But, uh, they had blankets in hospitals.

948

That I'm certain of.

949

So why is she giving this

random patient her coat?

950

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: It's like,

951

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

laundering front.

952

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: yeah, and

this, this man who is obviously not a

953

real doctor gets to confront the goons.

954

Um.

955

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

he's not okay giving out her

956

information to the goons, but

957

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Uh huh.

958

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Hawk, a possible abuser and,

959

uh, strung out on drugs.

960

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: It's

because Stringfellow, he was taken,

961

he was so taken with the confidence of

Stringfellow to just like, hang dong.

962

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: He's like,

wow, I can see what you're working

963

with and I have to bow to you, sir.

964

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Mm.

965

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: Yeah,

that's, that's, how men work, right?

966

The one with the biggest

penis gets the hippoviolation.

967

That's

968

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

I mean, but other than that, like,

969

if we only take this doctor at what

he does in this scene, he protects

970

his patient, you know, protects the

integrity of, of his profession.

971

He, I called him the Dr.

972

Banff.

973

He literally gets shot in a leg, you know,

protecting her HIPAA rights, you know.

974

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Oh, I put it in my notes

975

that he got shot in the ass.

976

I'm pretty sure he gets shot in the

977

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: Oh.

978

he does get shot in the ass.

979

Yes, I can confirm.

980

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Okay.

981

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: I just texted

the picture to my husband with no context

982

and I'm going to see if he gets it.

983

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Sorry, Aaron.

984

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530: just a

way for us to show our significant others.

985

Hawks cock.

986

He

987

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

We're all professional women here.

988

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: professional,

uh, we get the gunfight, right?

989

And

990

glofellow-hawk--caw-screeeee-_1_01-17-2025_213531:

Jafar is looking at you, Beth.

991

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

does that a lot.

992

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: we

get the gunfight, Hawk gets

993

away with the girl, of course,

994

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Yes, because this was before there

995

were, uh, metal detectors and

bulletproof glass in hospitals, so.

996

laura_1_01-17-2025_203530: And hey,

it's a good thing he brought his

997

helicopter and it's still here cause

he can just get away in the helicopter.

998

beth-she-they_1_01-17-2025_213530:

Sometimes you gotta bring your copter

999

to a gunfight, you know what I'm saying?

00:43:27,052 --> 00:43:27,442

00:43:28,362 --> 00:43:30,702

You should always bring your

helicopter to a gunfight.

00:43:30,732 --> 00:43:32,312

That's the moral of Airwolf.

00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:37,182

Yeah.

00:43:37,227 --> 00:43:37,982

da, da,

00:43:38,217 --> 00:43:39,357

Cue music.

00:44:03,632 --> 00:44:04,372

00:44:07,622 --> 00:44:07,752

I

00:44:07,877 --> 00:44:08,607

That's what I'm

00:44:08,832 --> 00:44:10,662

I wish so bad you could drop this

00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:12,812

music into this podcast, Beth,

00:44:18,418 --> 00:44:18,638

cause

00:44:18,668 --> 00:44:22,708

I know that you'd probably get flagged,

but guys, if you have not listened to

00:44:22,738 --> 00:44:27,468

the Airwolf intro song, it is a banger.

00:44:27,944 --> 00:44:29,254

It rips.

00:44:29,608 --> 00:44:30,298

It's so

00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:30,998

00:44:32,478 --> 00:44:35,528

I, I think I made fun of it

the first time I heard it

00:44:35,578 --> 00:44:38,318

and then I kept listening

and I was like, God damn it.

00:44:38,653 --> 00:44:39,583

It's so good.

00:44:40,114 --> 00:44:41,454

it's like Margaritaville

00:44:41,484 --> 00:44:43,314

by Jimmy Buffett, you know?

00:44:43,404 --> 00:44:47,754

Like, you listen to it the first time

and you're like, this is garbage.

00:44:48,264 --> 00:44:53,034

And then you listen to it again and you're

like, wait a minute, secret feminism.

00:44:53,514 --> 00:44:56,544

And then it comes back

around to the third time.

00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,864

I'm going to stop talking

about Jimmy Buffett now.

00:45:03,494 --> 00:45:05,684

It's, it's time.

00:45:06,184 --> 00:45:07,244

I'm so sorry.

00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:08,388

00:45:09,308 --> 00:45:09,728

So.

00:45:10,628 --> 00:45:12,688

on their way wherever they're going.

00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,988

I don't even remember where

they're going at this point.

00:45:15,874 --> 00:45:17,634

They're going to the spa?

00:45:18,504 --> 00:45:18,924

The El

00:45:19,118 --> 00:45:22,698

but Archangel doesn't know it yet, right?

00:45:23,674 --> 00:45:24,424

00:45:26,258 --> 00:45:28,728

trying to ask her about herself.

00:45:29,058 --> 00:45:34,478

He tells her about the drugs, but she

insists that she wouldn't do that.

00:45:34,488 --> 00:45:38,548

She doesn't do drugs and she

doesn't know where she got this,

00:45:39,038 --> 00:45:40,488

this outfit that she was wearing.

00:45:40,498 --> 00:45:42,088

Like, I wouldn't wear that, you know?

00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,643

Mm-hmm

00:45:43,914 --> 00:45:48,054

to keep track, does not know her name.

00:45:48,724 --> 00:45:50,924

Does know the status of her finances.

00:45:51,424 --> 00:45:52,214

Amnesia.

00:45:53,194 --> 00:45:53,195

Hmm

00:45:55,293 --> 00:45:58,043

remember the big man's name is Steel.

00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:58,663

mm-hmm

00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:00,993

She's also got that in there.

00:46:01,224 --> 00:46:01,944

00:46:04,193 --> 00:46:08,363

cops show up at Santini Air, but Dom is a

00:46:08,363 --> 00:46:10,793

man who has dealt with many cops before.

00:46:11,243 --> 00:46:15,623

He's got his best, like,

diversion tactics ready.

00:46:15,623 --> 00:46:20,083

Uh, and he's gonna stall them

so they can call Archangel.

00:46:20,643 --> 00:46:21,223

And Harkin.

00:46:22,233 --> 00:46:23,493

get the spa paid for.

00:46:25,064 --> 00:46:25,634

00:46:25,634 --> 00:46:26,604

Yes.

00:46:27,263 --> 00:46:30,183

it was at this point that We know Mr.

00:46:30,183 --> 00:46:35,773

Rossiter is very concerned about

this woman, but we find out he's very

00:46:35,773 --> 00:46:39,173

concerned on behalf of Senator Houston.

00:46:39,853 --> 00:46:40,393

Yes.

00:46:41,293 --> 00:46:43,743

actually Senator Houston's problem.

00:46:43,744 --> 00:46:48,553

Uh, and then the thugs

show up at Santini Air.

00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,243

And try to pry into Hawks whereabouts.

00:46:52,113 --> 00:46:55,343

Dom is suspicious, I think.

00:46:55,823 --> 00:46:58,673

Like, immediately suspicious

of their whole thing.

00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:04,403

But Caitlyn, like, completely

oblivious, apparently.

00:47:05,203 --> 00:47:06,973

Poor Caitlyn gets nothing.

00:47:06,973 --> 00:47:08,173

I know you guys mentioned this.

00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:10,033

She gets nothing in this episode.

00:47:10,033 --> 00:47:10,903

It's a bummer.

00:47:10,933 --> 00:47:11,323

'cause we'd

00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:12,623

And nothing flattering.

00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,563

Like, we know she's smarter than this.

00:47:14,784 --> 00:47:15,864

We, well.

00:47:15,943 --> 00:47:16,633

00:47:18,174 --> 00:47:18,574

00:47:21,354 --> 00:47:27,466

If put in the same position,

I might unwittingly be.

00:47:27,466 --> 00:47:27,778

Mhm.

00:47:28,939 --> 00:47:33,539

divulge the same information

she did because I am very smart,

00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:37,879

but I am a golden retriever.

00:47:37,949 --> 00:47:42,468

Yes,

00:47:42,558 --> 00:47:43,108

yeah.

00:47:43,523 --> 00:47:44,213

00:47:44,573 --> 00:47:45,923

She's very smart.

00:47:46,103 --> 00:47:48,563

But she will fetch that ball.

00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:50,359

she'll fetch that ball.

00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:55,209

And she probably thinks, well, of

course they're not, you know, actual

00:47:55,219 --> 00:47:58,189

bad guys, like, they're just trying

to shoot a commercial and they want

00:47:58,189 --> 00:48:03,119

to talk to Hook and, you know, like,

they just want to be friends, like,

00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:06,228

And they ask for Hawk's home address.

00:48:07,138 --> 00:48:07,708

00:48:07,809 --> 00:48:08,189

00:48:09,508 --> 00:48:09,838

00:48:10,558 --> 00:48:13,758

If you're not clued in yet, you

should be at that point, right?

00:48:13,968 --> 00:48:15,648

Like Caitlin should be like, oh,

00:48:16,069 --> 00:48:18,579

yeah, at that point, yeah, you go,

00:48:18,579 --> 00:48:21,109

something is rotten in this state.

00:48:21,929 --> 00:48:22,139

Yeah,

00:48:23,718 --> 00:48:24,068

00:48:24,078 --> 00:48:29,718

So then String and his new lady friend

go to a boutique because I guess this

00:48:29,798 --> 00:48:34,678

brand of clothing she was wearing, they

figure out it came from this boutique.

00:48:34,718 --> 00:48:35,918

It's called, guys, it's

00:48:35,918 --> 00:48:37,948

called country elegance.

00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:38,698

00:48:39,048 --> 00:48:39,258

let

00:48:39,258 --> 00:48:39,548

me tell

00:48:39,608 --> 00:48:40,298

what?

00:48:40,588 --> 00:48:44,778

nothing either country nor elegant about

00:48:45,078 --> 00:48:46,878

this thing that they have her try on.

00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:50,273

Yeah, and, like, just so they're,

00:48:50,273 --> 00:48:53,378

like, The listener understands,

you know, they're having a pretty,

00:48:53,508 --> 00:48:54,848

pretty woman moment, right?

00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:57,538

They're going in, Stringfellow

looks out of place.

00:48:57,548 --> 00:49:02,518

She's like obviously a Swedish model

actress, but we're like, Oh, why is

00:49:02,518 --> 00:49:04,098

she, you know, why is she in here?

00:49:04,098 --> 00:49:04,628

They don't have

00:49:04,628 --> 00:49:05,018

money.

00:49:05,048 --> 00:49:07,858

It's just like, yeah, if this

woman came in, it doesn't matter

00:49:07,858 --> 00:49:09,118

if she's wearing a garbage bag.

00:49:09,128 --> 00:49:11,758

Like she's going to be wearing

your clothes, you know,

00:49:12,999 --> 00:49:14,379

And then they put her in.

00:49:14,439 --> 00:49:14,949

Yes.

00:49:14,949 --> 00:49:19,989

Like Laura said, something that is

not particularly elegant, however,

00:49:20,409 --> 00:49:27,599

it does look like something a rich

Republican wears, and honestly,

00:49:28,019 --> 00:49:33,649

judging by the title of this

boutique, probably who they cater to.

00:49:34,898 --> 00:49:37,008

catch the name of the boutique.

00:49:37,118 --> 00:49:38,208

country, country

00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:38,768

elegance.

00:49:39,198 --> 00:49:40,448

oh, oh, I thought they were

00:49:40,448 --> 00:49:43,698

calling the style that they,

00:49:44,059 --> 00:49:44,539

00:49:44,643 --> 00:49:46,803

Did you notice the, the runway

00:49:46,803 --> 00:49:52,793

or whatever she comes out of is

like, uh, a little, uh, cottage.

00:49:53,763 --> 00:49:55,793

The boutique is very weird.

00:49:55,803 --> 00:49:57,433

It is not upscale looking.

00:49:57,443 --> 00:50:02,143

It is, you know, weirdly

cottagey looking in there.

00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:04,529

But elegant.

00:50:04,778 --> 00:50:05,348

00:50:08,628 --> 00:50:12,398

Anyway, he's just being weird

all over the place in here, too.

00:50:13,138 --> 00:50:19,168

Like, he bullies the store owner into

giving him the name and address of

00:50:19,168 --> 00:50:21,518

the original buyer of these clothes?

00:50:21,778 --> 00:50:25,798

Or of the dress that he had that she

wore when she was dropped in the lake?

00:50:26,519 --> 00:50:26,829

00:50:27,418 --> 00:50:32,698

don't know why you would have that?

00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:34,216

Uh,

00:50:34,388 --> 00:50:37,798

back then, you know, to run credit cards,

00:50:37,808 --> 00:50:39,928

you would take down that information.

00:50:41,459 --> 00:50:43,539

Oh, yeah, because I remember, because

00:50:43,539 --> 00:50:47,739

my dad told me one time that in the

80s, people didn't use credit cards a

00:50:47,739 --> 00:50:48,089

lot.

00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:52,319

They, because it was like a

hassle, so most of the time

00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:55,149

they used cash or a check.

00:50:55,329 --> 00:50:58,469

Because, like, it was way

easier than using a credit card.

00:50:58,648 --> 00:51:00,988

And Hawk does flash a credit card

00:51:00,988 --> 00:51:03,008

showing like, yeah, I got money.

00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,698

Yeah, it looks like an American

00:51:04,869 --> 00:51:06,419

Oooooohhhh

00:51:07,223 --> 00:51:09,753

that product placement in there.

00:51:09,813 --> 00:51:10,223

Yeah.

00:51:10,659 --> 00:51:13,689

and like of course you, you're only gonna

00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:16,249

have that if you have like, fundage.

00:51:16,468 --> 00:51:16,808

right.

00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:21,728

And, and nowadays you, you know,

you can get your SNAP benefits on a

00:51:21,728 --> 00:51:25,628

card, you know, it doesn't matter,

you know, you have plastic, but back

00:51:25,628 --> 00:51:27,218

then it was probably a big deal.

00:51:28,113 --> 00:51:28,783

00:51:29,373 --> 00:51:29,793

Huh.

00:51:30,219 --> 00:51:32,539

There are twenty two dollars in my

00:51:32,539 --> 00:51:34,859

bank account and I have a credit

00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:35,149

card.

00:51:35,523 --> 00:51:35,873

00:51:38,233 --> 00:51:44,353

So they go to this apartment

where Hawk got this address from.

00:51:45,413 --> 00:51:49,513

And I guess he like picks the lock on

the sliding glass door or something.

00:51:49,753 --> 00:51:50,573

We, we,

00:51:50,589 --> 00:51:51,339

Oh wait,

00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:52,543

we missed something.

00:51:52,783 --> 00:51:53,563

00:51:53,863 --> 00:51:54,823

Go ahead, Beth.

00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:59,059

I was going to say we missed, uh, her,

00:51:59,089 --> 00:52:01,209

him telling her that her name is Lila.