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Tech's most ridiculous social hierarchy exposed! Khayyam skewers the absurd iPhone vs Android bubble war where digital peasants face rejection from blue bubble aristocrats. A scorching takedown of how Apple weaponized texting into a dating dealbreaker and status symbol.

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Five-pepper heat because I'm torching society's digital elitism like a flamethrower at a phone convention. The F-bombs aren't just for shock—they're linguistic IEDs in our collective tech delusion. My analogies aren't just colorful; they're technicolor acid trips through America's stupidest status symbol. Warning: may cause iPhone users to clutch their $1200 pearls while secretly questioning their life choices.