Sarge goes shopping and gets matching white shoes with his friend and pants that don't fit. We then learn that he wears foot deodorant because his feet sweat so much that he burns through three pairs of socks per day. The segment of this week is Two Married Guys and a Single Guy where Bricky and Benny discuss bathroom ratio's between them and the wives and we find out what Sarge is looking for in a lady. Things mostly go off the rails from there as you can imagine.