As the war on woke intensifies, Andrew Bolt heeds the call and joins Tim Blair and Nick Cater in the trenches for this edition of The Swill.

In this show, NZ goes into the foetal position at the prospect of meme Cold War, the British Conservative party conducts a futile search for a real conservative leader, Germans are told to gather firewood in preparation for a long cold winter and a US senator is given a lesson in woke biology by an academic who thinks men can have babies.

Bolt shares the spoils from his woke hunting trip to Holland and Cater recounts stories from the mango capital of Australia.

WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS IRONY. NOT SUITABLE FOR CONSUMPTION BY PEOPLE INTOLERANT TO MIRTH