Hello, I'm Earnest Mann! In this episode, my mystical orb—a classic eightball—guided me to share a unique and engaging story. My orb, which has never been wrong, assured me that you'll enjoy this. So, let's get started!
I introduce an intriguing allegorical story where listeners have a chance to win a prize by deciphering its true meaning. Listen carefully and submit your interpretation in 200 words or less. Whether you're in for the prize or just the thrill of the mystery, this is for you.
Tom, a local in a remote Nevada tavern, meets Charlie, a stranger facing a dire situation. Charlie needs to complete a crucial real estate transaction but is stranded due to car trouble. Tom, despite being broke, has a plane and offers to help for half of Charlie's cut—$2 million. This deal might lead Tom to his dream destination, Paradise, a place shrouded in mystery and allure. Will Charlie trust Tom and make it in time?
Reflect on the practical meaning of this story and what Tom's "Paradise" signifies. Share your thoughts in the comments for a chance to win.
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00:00 not many of you know this but even though I'm a realist I consult a mystical orb to give me insight and direction making some of my episodes and this is going to be one of those episodes my magical mystical orb is a black plastic eightball with a little window in it and it has a magical floating pyramid suspended in some magical mystical liquid inside and when I shake the ball an answer comes up through a little round window so when I asked whether or not I should actually do this the magical mystical orb said yes definitely and I would like to State for the
00:43 record that my magical mystical all knowing orb has never not even once been wrong so I absolutely know you're going to like this hey folks I'm Ernest and it's Monday time to go make those Rich nonworking la ass shareholders even richer let me tell you right off the bat that this is 100% serious so if you like Puzzles or a great mystery plus the chance of winning an absolutely fabulous prize here it is well okay it's not exactly fa a fabulous prize it's not a house or car or a [ __ ]
01:25 boat but it is a prize so listen up here's the deal I'm going to tell you an allegorical story all you have to do is listen and send me a comment 200 words or less as good of what you think the story is really about if you don't want the prize just say so in the comments but if you do want the prize and if you win I'll respond to your comment letting you know you have won then we'll take it from there to get you your prize sound good let's begin a mid-30s man pulls up to a Tavern on his
02:06 motorcycle goes in and sits down at the bar he's a local and his name is Tom it's obvious to the man sitting at the bar next to him that Tom is a local because the bartender immediately gives him his drink without even asking what he wants the man sitting next to Tom who was also in his mid-30s is named Charlie who is from way out of town and the tavern they're sitting in is way the hell out in the sticks of Nevada pretty soon a conversation ensues and the two men seem to be hitting it off quite well so well in fact that Charlie slowly opens up to Tom that he's in a very
02:52 bad and unexpected position which is why he's in this tavern drowning his sorrows and drink because of what could have been Tom is listening quite intently and sincerely asked Charlie what's the problem Charlie begins to explain he was supposed to do an extremely important business transaction for a private client's real estate business he was supposed to meet a man who represents another client to make a major real estate purchase and because they were doing this off the books it was
03:29 a total cash transaction Tom responded with damn that sounds like a pretty sweet deal so you're basically the money Courier right Charlie says that's right but there was a stipulation in the deal the stipulation was that the transfer had to be done by tomorrow at 3:00 or the deal was absolutely off no excuses no exceptions so what's the problem as Tom the problem said Charlie is the engine blew in my [ __ ] car there's no car rental for 500 miles from here and even if it was there's
04:12 no way in hell I could make it there some 800 miles away by 3:00 tomorrow so not only do I lose the deal but most likely I'm going to lose my job as well what Charlie didn't know was that although Tom was basically broke he had a plane nothing fancy just an old Piper Cub but it was flying well and it could definitely get them
04:45 there well before 300 p.m. if Charlie was willing to split his cut of the job with him so thinking that Charlie was only getting a few thousand he asked Charlie how much of that job was his cut and almost fell out of his chair when Charlie told him his cut was 4 million so once Charlie told him that he absolutely knew that he could get him where he needed to be by 3:00 tomorrow afternoon so he intended to ask Charlie what he thought was fair for doing that under the circumstances Tom decided to ask Charlie for half of Charlie's cut $2 million the reason being was simple Charlie would agree to do it because without him Charlie would
05:35 get nothing so after maybe another hour or so of some playing pool and some light conversation over beers Tom told Charlie that he had a plane and he could get him there and Charlie was initially very happy but when Tom told him that he wanted half of his cut to do so Charlie was no longer exactly happy but like Tom predicted Charlie understood that basically this was the only choice he had half of the 4 million or nothing at all and he would still be able to keep his job so now that everything was ironed out Charlie asked Tom what he planned on doing with his cut of the money Tom
06:23 told Charlie that was simple he was going to do what he always wanted he was going to Paradise so Charlie just laughed a little bit and said really if that's the case why aren't you there already because I don't have the money to fuel up the plane said Tom did you notice I rode in on a motorcycle when I came into the tavern yes I did how the hell could I not notice you could hear it a mile away said Charlie I rode that motorcycle not because I'm a biker but because it's real cheap on gas but it would take several tanks of fuel in my plane to get to the place I
07:10 call Paradise and that's just one way because once I get there I ain't leaving at this point Charlie was kind of half seriously interested in this mystery Place Tom was calling Paradise trying to coax out of Tom where specifically he was talking about so what's your idea of paradise Charlie said to Tom is it Guam the Philippines are we talking The Mamas the biny islands come on Tom where are you talking about I can't tell you that Charlie said Tom it's a very big secret because if
07:50 it ever got out that place would become just like many of the other places you mention have become and what many people like you don't understand Charlie is that the native people of all these places you mentioned absolutely hate you they're friendly and nice to you on a superficial level because you have basically invaded and because you pay them they tolerate you but just beneath all of that they absolutely hate you and when your money becomes worthless you won't be able to
08:25 buy anything there including their kindness all those non-native people living there are really going to be [ __ ] Charlie and not in a good way before Charlie could even respond Tom said this if you really want to talk to me about going to Paradise Charlie let's wait until I see how you follow through on the first part of this deal and then maybe we can talk about the possibility of you living in Paradise everybody thinks that they would like to live in Paradise Charlie but most folks don't even have a clue of what's required to do so so there's your story and here's the two
09:12 questions for the contest first what is the actual overall practical meaning of this allegorical tale and second when Tom is speaking of paradise what is he most likely referring to and here here's some archival footage of my great Granddad I'm a lush man so dear list did you enjoy this deep dive or do you have an entirely different take on this drop me a line and please click subscribe because the more subscribers I have the more others get to see and hear this I don't mean to pressure you
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