Hello and welcome, to our smoko… our regular brew Captain Stu and his well-travelled crew.

This time we’re chewing the fat fall out from the P&O sackings, exploring the morality of the capitalist dream, and establishing why palm trees suddenly appearing on deck is probably not a good thing.

But to kick things off, Stu’s working hard to convince us that he isn’t a Formula One bore. Is it really a useful business metaphor? And if so, who’s he putting in the driving seat?