Maxine and Millie had so much to tell you about their big cruise, they had to split it into two episodes! Millie treated herself to a day of pampering, which ended in a cold pedicure and a desperate plea for her husband to return early. Maxine finally got off the ferry from Hell, only to be greeted with her own real-life Titanic moment. And those aren’t the only stories the Moms have to tell about why they’ll be staying on land for a while. Bonus: You’ll hear an extra special tale from a mystery guest!

On a sappier note, Maxine prepares Millie for what it’s like to say goodbye to your grown children and why it’s so important to the moms that their kids are close. And the moms try to redeem themselves by telling you all the good things they would do for the world if they won the lottery (after going shopping, of course).

Please join us. Because a midlife crisis is more fun with friends!

[00:45] Millie’s husband entertains himself by eating hisway thru Cozumel after his dive is cancelled

[01:41] Millie pampers herself for her birthday

[07:11] Soup in a bag

[10:19] Everybody panic!

[12:55] What’s that smell?

[15:21] Maxine says goodbye

[20:33] Sappy mom talk

[24:18] Grab Bag

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