Ben gets his brains scrambled by covid test. Anthony moves his in-laws bed frame and destroys his back. Shout out purple mattress an amorphous blob! Ant wishes he got to teeter hangup. Quick nacho fries mention for last weeks episode. Fries don’t travel well and we need to figure out a better delivery method for them. Jack in the box gets an honorable mention. Ted Cruz hops on a plane to Mexico to escape the winter catastrophe for the sake of his children. Rover perseverance lands on Mars and we think the lasers they’re using to collect rock samples will trigger an alien invasion and we may not have Bill Pullman to save us! We should have better names for the ships we send up there. Ant channels Optimus Prime while looking for rock samples. Kim and Kanye get a divorce and Ben has been keeping up with the Kardashians the entire time! Kylie and Kevin Hart coming out with tequila. Enough with everyone making tequila. Young Rock and Keenan debuted. Shout out Kennan and Kel. Good Burger home of the good burger! Can NBC take your order? Steve pitches survivor series PPV idea. Anthony gets left out of another group chat. MIZ calls his shot in Real World. 3-2-1-Road Rules! Daft Punk calls it quits after 28 years and Ben deep dives into their long successful career. Can you listen to a soundtrack before seeing the movie? Spoiler-y track titles. Interstella 5555! MF Doom hired stand-ins. Allegedly. Steve talks about vinyl and his impromptu jam session that landed him tickets to the GRAMMYs. Ant goes stag to NYCC and whispers sweet nothings into Robert Kirkman’s ear. Patrice O’Neal doc was great. Guys talk about comedy on each coast and missing shows. Another WandaVision recap! Japanese Spider-Man. Steve buys a pair of Patagonia boxer briefs because of Ben’s sales pitch on the last episode. 25th anniversary of Happy Gilmore and Adam Sandler’s reign of comedic gold in the mid to late 90’s. Little Giants or Mighty Ducks? Steve practices karate on his mom in preparation of the apocalypse. Shout out Jackie Chan. Ben calmly asks Steve to take him to the hospital, but is talked out of the trip when Steve brings up the costs of going. Sarah Hyland plays Call of Duty. 

*Listen to the very end for a little treat*