Get ready for “The Bigly Report: Right News for Patriots” — the truthiest, most patriotic news podcast you've ever heard! Join host Walter Thistleton as he breaks down America’s biggest headlines with bold satire, patriotic pride, and extra-true facts. Tune in for weekly episodes packed with the realest “news” that’s so unbelievable, it has to be true!

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Walter Thistleton: Patriots! Are you tired of fake news? Looking for the real, the true, and the extra-true? Then join me, Walter Thistleton, on The Bigly Report: Right News for Patriots. I’ll bring you the yuge headlines, the real American facts, and maybe even some weather conspiracy theories. Trust me, folks—this is the truthiest news you’ll ever hear!