Bad Elizabeth co-hosts Kathy Egan-Taylor and Gideon Evans look into the life of Queen Isabella of Castile, known to many as Queen Isabel of Spain. And, yes, "Isabel/Isabella" is a legit variation of the name Elizabeth.
The show is as much fun as you can have while also discussing some very dark subjects including The Spanish Inquisition, Torture, and Colonization. If you don't laugh you cry, right?
Kathy and Gideon talk about how Isabel and her husband Ferdinand had an equal partnership in ruling the land that would become Spain. And we are joined by special guest, writer, actress, and expert podcaster Julie Klausner. Julie weighs in on Isabella, and advises us on the rules of podcasting with an equal co-host (apparently we are allowed to cut one another off - it just means we're excited).
We also talk to Julie about her amazing career. Along with hosting the podcasts How was Your Week? and Double Threat (with Tom Sharpling) she also created, wrote and produced the very funny Hulu series Difficult People. We also discuss Julie's love of musical theater, which culminated with her work on the Broadway send-up Schmigadoon. Apparently there was a third season of the Apple TV series that was written, but never filmed. Learn all about Julie's plan to "Free Schmigadoon Season 3" in her interview.
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Isabella of Castile
Europe's First Great Queen
Giles Tremlett
Isabella of Castile part one
The History Chicks
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/isabella-of-castile-part-1/id415983183?i=1000446257098
Isabella of Castile part two
The History Chicks
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/isabella-of-castile-part-2/id415983183?i=1000447312094
How Was Your Week? with Julie Klausner
https://www.patreon.com/cw/HowWasYourWeek
Double Threat with Julie Klausner and Tom Scharpling
https://www.patreon.com/cw/DoubleThreatPod
Schmigadoon!
https://tv.apple.com/us/show/schmigadoon/umc.cmc.1tqmf2znhr4oui4vo69ircyui?ctx_brand=tvs.sbd.4000
Difficult People
https://www.hulu.com/series/d865868f-0a63-4595-b48d-d651e7f67f7b
Welcome to Bad Elizabeth.
Speaker:I'm your host Gideon Evans,
Speaker:and I'm your host Kathy Egan Taylor.
Speaker:The premise of the show is exactly what it sounds like.
Speaker:Each episode we profile a different Elizabeth or derivation of that name like
Speaker:ELs, pf,
Speaker:or Busy,
Speaker:or Birdie,
Speaker:who deserves to be called bad.
Speaker:Some Elizabeths are very inquisitive
Speaker:about your religious beliefs.
Speaker:That's our producer and engineer will Becton of Jet Road Studios
Speaker:Ag Ask.
Speaker:Our episode today is about Queen Isabella of
Speaker:Spain,
Speaker:the Inquisition.
Speaker:What a show show.
Speaker:Singing is not my contract.
Speaker:Welcome to Battle Elizabeth.
Speaker:I'm Gideon Evans.
Speaker:And I'm Kathy Egan Taylor.
Speaker:We have Will Beckton here.
Speaker:Hello.
Speaker:And Amber is somewhere doing something.
Speaker:I'm sure it's magical.
Speaker:And we went out for dinner last night.
Speaker:I know with a whole bunch of us with Will and Amber, and then some different
Speaker:friends from different areas of life.
Speaker:And like four of the people I think we had worked with at like Michael
Speaker:Moore stuff, which was how we met.
Speaker:We were all babies when we started out together, you know?
Speaker:Yeah, that's so, it's been many, many years, but we've maintained
Speaker:these friendships, which is great.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You guys were probably thrown in the fire, huh?
Speaker:Was that TV Nation or?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:TV Nation.
Speaker:That was TV Nation and Wow.
Speaker:Those were crazy times.
Speaker:And you know, there weren't shows like Jackass on back
Speaker:then, so the idea of doing like.
Speaker:Stunt journalism with gorilla tactics that wasn't used
Speaker:Well, it was like sort of theatrical tactics.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:What kind of stunts would you do?
Speaker:I'm trying to remember.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:Well, one of the ones we talked about last night.
Speaker:I played Joe Camel at one point and, and I, like, I was stressed it different time.
Speaker:Yeah, it was, he was banned as Master
Speaker:Mascot.
Speaker:Well, yeah.
Speaker:Connected.
Speaker:It was a, it was a lawsuit because they, they, they thought the Joe Camel character
Speaker:was kind of like lovable and would attract children to want to smoke cigarettes.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:It was a cigarette company and Joe Camel was kind of the mascot.
Speaker:So, uh, they basically abolished Joe Camel.
Speaker:So we decided I'd dress up like Joe Camel and go to RJ Reynolds or
Speaker:whatever the company was, or Philip
Speaker:Morris or whatever it happened to be.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And film them without.
Speaker:Them knowing we were gonna stop buying this ridiculous costume.
Speaker:And, and I used lines from Death of a Salesman because Joe Camel
Speaker:was essentially fired, so Oh, work.
Speaker:So it was like, don't, you can't eat the orange and throw away the peel and stuff.
Speaker:So
Speaker:it was Joe Camel as Willie Lowman pretty much.
Speaker:Or Willie Lowman as Joe Camel.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:How were you dressed as Joe Campbell?
Speaker:Well, I was just, he always looked suave with like a male body.
Speaker:Wearing cool clothes and then the head was like foam.
Speaker:Didn't they also say it looked like a scrotum or something like that?
Speaker:Oh, right.
Speaker:Totally.
Speaker:It had sort of a phallic resemblance.
Speaker:Well, there was that big thing about using sex, like where you
Speaker:didn't realize you were seeing the word sex in like a glass of ice.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:so I think Joe Camel was this idea.
Speaker:If you look closely enough, it looks like a penis, like his nose is like a penis.
Speaker:It's almost
Speaker:like a Georgia O'Keeffe kind of thing where you're like, that looks
Speaker:something.
Speaker:That's definitely a vagina.
Speaker:Something's
Speaker:happening.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:But she wasn't selling cigarettes.
Speaker:But no.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Well the other thing, we were talking about stunts.
Speaker:There was a Republican fundraiser in Cobb County, Georgia Uhhuh, which
Speaker:was where New Greenwich was from.
Speaker:So we infiltrated, but I just remember I went to K-Mart 'cause we wanted to
Speaker:look undercover or whatever in disguise.
Speaker:Incognito.
Speaker:Incognito.
Speaker:So I went to K-Mart and I bought everyone Atlanta Braves baseball hat.
Speaker:And I'm like, oh, nice, smart.
Speaker:We're definitely gonna mix him with this crowd.
Speaker:Everybody was wearing Braves.
Speaker:No, I just was like, just, just so we looked like we're not New Yorkers.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:We're from Atlanta and we're Braves fans.
Speaker:This is fantastic.
Speaker:I remember that segment.
Speaker:And you'd like close down a highway.
Speaker:I just remember I'd be like, go to bed at night, like up in bed by 11 o'clock
Speaker:tonight and this will be over with.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:You know, like 24 hours from now it'll all be over.
Speaker:Even though I, IM,
Speaker:I'll be in bed and hopefully no one will have attacked me.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Or get arrested.
Speaker:Or get arrested.
Speaker:You got arrested, right?
Speaker:We talked about it.
Speaker:I got to pain that Disney World.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Dressed as a giant chicken.
Speaker:So, uh, what was the chicken?
Speaker:There was this McGruff, the crime dog character that was a real thing.
Speaker:He fought street crime and Michael was like, there should
Speaker:be a mascot for corporate crime.
Speaker:So the chicken was crackers, the corporate crime fighting chicken,
Speaker:and they made a giant suit.
Speaker:It's kind of
Speaker:like big birdish.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:There were like maybe two or three people that wore the suit and
Speaker:it really smelled inside of it.
Speaker:It's kind of like the masturbating bear like, like, oh yeah, like Michael
Speaker:Gordon was always the masturbating bear, but every once in a while, yeah, but
Speaker:every once in a while somebody would have to like, you know, pinch hit and
Speaker:oh boy, that's pretty gross.
Speaker:And be the masturbating bear on his bath.
Speaker:Were you on Conan as the The
Speaker:crackers of Chicken?
Speaker:Oh yes.
Speaker:Well, yeah.
Speaker:Michael was a guest on an episode of Conan, but it was the NBC Conan.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:late night.
Speaker:The late night.
Speaker:Anyway, Paul Rudd was a guest that episode, and Fred Schneider from B 50.
Speaker:That is a great team.
Speaker:I know.
Speaker:And Michael brought me along as the chicken to promote the show.
Speaker:And so at some point in the interview, Michael's like, oh, and I brought
Speaker:crackers and they cut to a camera and I'm in the hallway of NBC.
Speaker:And then all of a sudden Conan had that ostrich character.
Speaker:Oh, what was his name?
Speaker:Yeah, tamari.
Speaker:Oh, tamari, right?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That
Speaker:was Dino's character.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I'm in the hallway and they're shooting me.
Speaker:They cut away to me in the hallway of NBC 30 rock, and then.
Speaker:Tamari shows up and he's like, hi, behind me, who is
Speaker:an aggressive ostrich.
Speaker:All of a sudden he starts wailing.
Speaker:He's like, and like I wasn't even prepared to get like smacked that hard.
Speaker:And I'm like, ah.
Speaker:And I start like running down the hallway and the camera just kind of
Speaker:turns and shows like this giant chicken getting chased by this giant ostrich.
Speaker:And I think Paul Rudd, when he came on as a guest, he was like, can I
Speaker:come on with the head of the chicken?
Speaker:And Michael was like, no, you can't do that.
Speaker:We had certain standards here.
Speaker:You can't kill the chicken.
Speaker:We draw the
Speaker:line
Speaker:there.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:So before we dive in, I do want to say we have a great Elizabeth, but also
Speaker:we have a great guest coming up later.
Speaker:Julie Klausner, who's such a funny performer and writer, of course she did.
Speaker:Difficult people with Billy Eichner.
Speaker:She is the host of two podcasts.
Speaker:How was Your Week And Double Threat with Tom Sharping?
Speaker:So stay tuned for that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So today we are gonna look at Queen Isabella of Castile, and I
Speaker:know you might be like Isabella.
Speaker:Is that in Elizabeth?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:It is a variation of Elizabeth.
Speaker:Queen Isabella, or some people call her Queen Isabella.
Speaker:Isabella is kind of the Italian version because the Pope called her that.
Speaker:Oh, interesting.
Speaker:And she was the Pope's favorite queen.
Speaker:Is it Castile or Yes, Spain or, well, was Spain at this point, was it sort of
Speaker:like Italy as far as like it was broken up into a lot of smaller territories or,
Speaker:that's exactly right.
Speaker:I mean, a lot of Europe was like that.
Speaker:The countries we know today really weren't always like that.
Speaker:The people in Spain didn't even call them.
Speaker:So Spaniards really, they were Alians or Ragonese.
Speaker:'cause there were these different regions.
Speaker:Some of them were kingdoms.
Speaker:There was Granada, Castile, Aragon, and El Lucia.
Speaker:Castile was the largest region.
Speaker:And let's look at the dates here.
Speaker:So Isabella, Isabella, she was born in 1451.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:So we're talking 15th century.
Speaker:There was a lot of infighting between the regions.
Speaker:So not only were there tensions with other countries like Portugal,
Speaker:there was like civil unrest.
Speaker:There were different religions.
Speaker:So it was a tough time.
Speaker:And a lot of the rulers before Isabella were pretty weak.
Speaker:So a lot of the people of this region weren't looking at
Speaker:rulers as like powerful beings.
Speaker:'cause they had many years of like shitty rulers.
Speaker:Well, the other thing too, that at the time of when Isabel came into
Speaker:the throne, there's like lots of wild bandits running around the country.
Speaker:Definitely to like highway men.
Speaker:So it was just very, very unsafe
Speaker:lawless.
Speaker:It was like New York City, 1975.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:So Isabella's parents.
Speaker:There was a King Juan II dose, I guess you could say.
Speaker:He was the king and his wife was another.
Speaker:Isabella.
Speaker:This is another confusing thing about this story.
Speaker:Many Juans and Juans and many Isabellas, but the parents of Isabella, of Castile,
Speaker:who our episode is about, were King Juan II and Isabella of Portugal.
Speaker:They also were not very strong leaders and there was a guy who was also had
Speaker:a lot of power named Alvaro de Luna, and he was kind of running things a lot
Speaker:of the time during King one II's rule.
Speaker:And I know these names kind of throw off a lot of people as if in 500
Speaker:years from now, people look back at us and we're like, who is Steve Bannon?
Speaker:Hopefully.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Who is King?
Speaker:Steve Bannon,
Speaker:right?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No, they all are named for each other.
Speaker:They all have numbers after their names.
Speaker:All that stuff.
Speaker:You really need like a John Madden flowchart like football.
Speaker:So Juan II and Isabelle, Isabelle's mother had some kids.
Speaker:One was Enrique, he was the oldest, and he would be the heir
Speaker:basically by being the oldest male.
Speaker:And then there was Isabella, and then there was another boy, Alfonso.
Speaker:So Alfonso and Enrique were seen as the heirs 'cause they were the boys.
Speaker:So Isabella was not even seen as an heir and she didn't expect to become a queen.
Speaker:Similar to our Elizabeth, the first episode, she was educated.
Speaker:Yeah, she was really into embroidery.
Speaker:She knew how to read.
Speaker:She could speak languages.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So.
Speaker:She was not just sitting around, you know, looking at Jules.
Speaker:Well, and Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker:I first didn't expect to really be exactly running for the monarchy either.
Speaker:Really?
Speaker:Yeah, they have that in common.
Speaker:Anyway, at some point the nobles rose up and they killed this guy, Luna, who
Speaker:is kind of the real guy running things.
Speaker:They executed him with a dagger.
Speaker:It was like the Stephen Miller of the
Speaker:uh, yeah, it sounded like he kind of was.
Speaker:And then Juan II and Isabella died, so it was time to pass along the crown.
Speaker:So King Enrique became the next ruler of Castile.
Speaker:Remember, we're not talking about all of Spain.
Speaker:A province.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It's kind of a province, but it's also almost like a kingdom in and of itself.
Speaker:I think basically kingdoms were declared as like, we can get people to build walls.
Speaker:We'll have a kingdom.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Well, there's still the Basque region that's still kind of fiercely
Speaker:independent at, at least in spirit.
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:So King Enrique was not ideal as a ruler in many, many ways.
Speaker:Let's also remind people that incest was going on all the time.
Speaker:In breeding.
Speaker:In breeding.
Speaker:That's a better, I mean, it's sort of incest if cousins marry.
Speaker:Anyway, the parents, Juan the second, and Isabella were first cousins.
Speaker:So you knew there was gonna be some problems with some of the offspring.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:so Enrique had like tism and he would dressed kind of weird.
Speaker:Didn't he have a big forehead or something?
Speaker:He
Speaker:or, well,
Speaker:Peter, the Great was also a giant they said, said, oh, interesting.
Speaker:I think he was like six, seven or something.
Speaker:Oh wow.
Speaker:He was very tall.
Speaker:Presidents and talk show hosts tend to be tall.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Abe Lincoln.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:One other manifestation of the inbreeding was that King
Speaker:Enrique sperm was not very good.
Speaker:It was apparently very watery.
Speaker:Wait, they knew this.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And I wanna interrupt right here.
Speaker:Yeah, of course.
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:this is a good place to interrupt.
Speaker:I have many opinions about sperm.
Speaker:We're
Speaker:talking about watery sperm.
Speaker:Yes,
Speaker:go ahead.
Speaker:I was reading some research about Ferdinand, who later became her
Speaker:husband and his father had some sort of cataract surgery going on.
Speaker:And the, the way they were describing it, like, and there was no anesthesia.
Speaker:Well, of course there's no anesthesia.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Like how did they diagnose cataracts?
Speaker:Like, we gotta get that off your eyes.
Speaker:You know what I mean?
Speaker:I know.
Speaker:So it's pretty amazing.
Speaker:So the fact that they know that the sperm wasn't good is
Speaker:pretty
Speaker:cool.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:apparently I read that there were like staffers that would like masturbate
Speaker:him and stuff, not to get too graphic.
Speaker:So his sperm seemed more translucent than whatever the control group was.
Speaker:Yes,
Speaker:exactly.
Speaker:And this was a very important thing of like.
Speaker:He wanted to have a child.
Speaker:Well, he needed an heir.
Speaker:He needed
Speaker:a legacy.
Speaker:Well, it was Alfonso would become king.
Speaker:Yeah, his brother.
Speaker:So it's like if the king could have a male kid, then that person
Speaker:would become king after he died.
Speaker:Was Enrique okay?
Speaker:Mentally?
Speaker:I think he was functional mentally, but I think he was very kind hearted in a
Speaker:weird way, which is a wonderful trait to have as a human, but a terrible trait
Speaker:to have as a king to have as a king.
Speaker:So like he was friendly with all these ottoman people and like a lot
Speaker:of the people that were Muslims would give him gifts and he didn't like
Speaker:killing people, didn't like bloodshed.
Speaker:And I think he was just ineffectual,
Speaker:not the man for the job.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And the other thing on top of that is like in certain regions, female queens
Speaker:were not even recognized, you know?
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:So there's a lot on his shoulders.
Speaker:So he was trying to have a kid with Juana.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And they were trying to get pregnant, but they called him Enrique the Impotent.
Speaker:Ah.
Speaker:That was his nickname.
Speaker:That hits on every level,
Speaker:doesn't it?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You don't want to have that nickname.
Speaker:You don't want that to stick.
Speaker:They actually, I think it was very historic, 'cause they probably
Speaker:did artificial insemination for the first time in this story.
Speaker:Man.
Speaker:They're doing
Speaker:cataract surgery.
Speaker:They're
Speaker:doing
Speaker:artificial insemination and
Speaker:they like had a tube, like we always talk about the Turkey baster.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:But they created some sort of tube where they put the watery
Speaker:sperm into, you know, wana.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And I guess eventually they did have a kid, but it was a girl,
Speaker:which was a huge disappointment.
Speaker:Tell me about it.
Speaker:Not to me.
Speaker:So it was successful, but then a disappointment.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And then the child of Enrique and Juana Oh, I think was also Juana.
Speaker:I, it's, well,
Speaker:it's, there's another one coming up too.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:Every time you say Enrique, by the way, I think of Enrique Andes.
Speaker:He's like pop singer,
Speaker:right?
Speaker:Well, yeah, he's Julio Igl a son,
Speaker:and I don't think he was impotent.
Speaker:I don't, I don't think
Speaker:he's at all.
Speaker:No, he's the opposite.
Speaker:Did he sing to all the girls I've lived before with Willie Nelson?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Anyway, Isabella was a very strong-willed person and very smart
Speaker:and very self-assured, and people were trying to marry her off.
Speaker:She decided she would get final say, and that's pretty damn ballsy.
Speaker:I think her first potential suitor was like 42 when she was 12.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And she was like, let's go a little younger
Speaker:for her to say, you can suggest names, but I'm only marrying who I want to marry.
Speaker:That was pretty amazing.
Speaker:She did a lot of terrible things.
Speaker:We're gonna get to that.
Speaker:Very soon.
Speaker:She married Ferdinand?
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:when they wanted to get married and they met like two days before they
Speaker:were married because they were related.
Speaker:Somehow you needed to get permission from the Pope and so they faked a letter of
Speaker:recommendation from the Pope and they were like not quite sure if the archbishop knew
Speaker:if it was real or not, but did it anyway.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Everything that happened in Europe, pretty much if you were Christian,
Speaker:had to gain like a seal of approval.
Speaker:From the Pope.
Speaker:From the Pope.
Speaker:And actually part of this whole question of like, was Isabella an heir?
Speaker:It changed because there was a pope in power who.
Speaker:More pro Enrique and thinking maybe like Juana, his daughter would become the heir.
Speaker:But then that Pope died.
Speaker:Isabella was like, yes.
Speaker:'cause then Sixes came in another Pope and he somehow just was very pro Isabella.
Speaker:So that really helped Isabella.
Speaker:But Enrique was still alive at that point.
Speaker:So they got married and it was kind of like with William and Kate.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Where Charles is alive, but they're in waiting.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:There was a big wedding.
Speaker:There was 11 days of celebration.
Speaker:Awesome.
Speaker:This was political because there had been whispers for many, many
Speaker:years that it would be cool if the Castilian and the Ragonese kind of came
Speaker:together and crossed their bloodlines.
Speaker:Were unified.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And Ferdinand getting together with Isabella is sort of like.
Speaker:The spark of a unified span.
Speaker:At a certain point, Enrique gets sick and he starts dying.
Speaker:And I think there was a story like the people around him when he was
Speaker:on his deathbed, he was like, can I have an hour longer to live?
Speaker:And they were like, no.
Speaker:And then he died like an half an hour.
Speaker:So he was even weak in like trying to delay death.
Speaker:Well, I think we all might be
Speaker:guilty of that as well.
Speaker:Yeah, you don't really control that.
Speaker:So Isabella became queen.
Speaker:This was God's choice.
Speaker:That's the way everybody thought of these things.
Speaker:So Isabella eventually won.
Speaker:She came out on top, and I think even when she married Ferdinand, she was kinda like.
Speaker:I'm the one who's kind of the real queen and he's kind of my contour.
Speaker:But then it went back and forth and it seems like she really dug him.
Speaker:I think that they had mutual respect for each other.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You know, part of the issue with Spain at that point in time was that it was
Speaker:pure chaos with all these regions.
Speaker:When she became Queen, she was extremely strong and there was war with Portugal.
Speaker:Ferdinand would be on the front lines with the soldiers fighting, and she was
Speaker:kind of like a quartermaster general where she was in charge of making sure
Speaker:food and supplies got to the troops.
Speaker:She set up hospitals,
Speaker:but they also had lots of different new ways of waging war.
Speaker:Like really heavy artillery.
Speaker:They had cannon balls Yes.
Speaker:That were flaming.
Speaker:She organized a group of militia men, so to speak, to bring a cannon to a mountain.
Speaker:Like to carry it up to a mountain.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean, it's pretty incredible.
Speaker:Oh, to
Speaker:get the high ground, they would build like moats around a city.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Not just a castle.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:If he was too weak need about causing bloodshed,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:She would be like, I'll do it myself.
Speaker:And she would go and just kill tons of people.
Speaker:There was lots of violence during that time.
Speaker:I thought Queen Elizabeth the first did some really violent things, but
Speaker:it is nothing compared to Isabella.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:One other interesting thing, and I want to get into the Inquisition,
Speaker:there was a printing press available, so there was propaganda was getting,
Speaker:pamphlet was really big.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:They had these chronicler that would talk about stuff that was going on now, but
Speaker:then they'd also write about past history.
Speaker:Ah,
Speaker:and reshape, like Granada is a Christian place, not a Muslim place.
Speaker:So
Speaker:controlling the current day narrative and then some revisionist
Speaker:history thrown in as well.
Speaker:And she was all about the propaganda and she would bring like musicians places.
Speaker:When she went to the battlefield, there were always musicians that
Speaker:would be like, here's the queen, and then the musicians play.
Speaker:And in a weird way, that's propaganda too.
Speaker:It's the pomp and circumstance.
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:And she was really rough in Seville.
Speaker:There was like, as you mentioned, bands of
Speaker:highway men and bandits.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Just robbing.
Speaker:There
Speaker:was just crazy crap going on.
Speaker:But she really ruled with a heavy hand and there were executions.
Speaker:People all over the place were being thrown onto fires and being burned.
Speaker:People were hung for sodomy and they'd like cut off their balls and attach
Speaker:them to the dead body's necks and, Ugh.
Speaker:Horrible shit.
Speaker:That's very mean.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It's fucked up.
Speaker:But her tactics started working.
Speaker:People were kind of like, I'm so scared of this woman, but I love her too.
Speaker:It did work.
Speaker:And she became kind of like a model.
Speaker:For future authoritarians like Franco.
Speaker:And you could see why this idea of law and order and forcing conformity on people
Speaker:cleaning things up.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And she's created this cult of personality, like everyone just buys into
Speaker:it, which plants seeds for future leaders.
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:And she's having babies.
Speaker:She ended up with like four kids.
Speaker:So there was like a season for war and then take a break and then
Speaker:they'd go to war again and she'd have kids when war wasn't happening.
Speaker:So she'd say like, the more is like see in September,
Speaker:but that's kind of amazing.
Speaker:What was that movie with Diane Keaton?
Speaker:Uh, something Mom.
Speaker:Oh, Annie
Speaker:Hall.
Speaker:No, no,
Speaker:baby boom.
Speaker:Oh no.
Speaker:Anyway, sorry.
Speaker:So now let's talk about the Inquisition.
Speaker:'cause we all kind of know about it.
Speaker:Some of us from the Mel Brooks history of the world.
Speaker:Part one, it's a dark period.
Speaker:Basically it's this idea of purifying the country.
Speaker:In quotes, purified, spreading Christianity,
Speaker:Christianity and erasing the Jews and the Islamics.
Speaker:Is it Catholicism specifically?
Speaker:It is Catholicism, but they call it Christianity
Speaker:because that just was
Speaker:Christianity.
Speaker:It was Christianity, yeah.
Speaker:Henry Vi VII changed if it wasn't
Speaker:Catholicism.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And her daughter ended up marrying Henry vii.
Speaker:Oh right.
Speaker:Catherine
Speaker:Ragone.
Speaker:Oh my gosh.
Speaker:So Henry VII is one that stratified the church.
Speaker:And that was later?
Speaker:Yeah, that was later.
Speaker:So.
Speaker:So they're just calling this Christ.
Speaker:Gotcha.
Speaker:And there was like a pope.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:And you have to also.
Speaker:Keep in mind that the Ottoman Empire was extremely powerful.
Speaker:Also, later known as the Turks took over Constantinople, which was a big
Speaker:Christian city, and it became Istanbul.
Speaker:It's part of Turkey now.
Speaker:And they were Muslim, right?
Speaker:They were Muslim, but they weren't Arabic.
Speaker:There was Meme meme who was the Sultan at the time of Isabella and Spain, and some
Speaker:of England had all these weak leaders.
Speaker:So there was a fear that like Christianity was gonna recede and die.
Speaker:It was gonna
Speaker:disappear.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So that was part of what Isabella wanted to do.
Speaker:She was like, I'm gonna kick ass for the Christians.
Speaker:And she wanted to kind of.
Speaker:Purify Spain, and it's such a chilling word.
Speaker:Was the Inquisition contained to Spain?
Speaker:Was that a Spanish phenomenon or?
Speaker:It's called the Spanish Inquisition, but it's also the region of Spain.
Speaker:That's not quite Spain as it was.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Well, it was invented by both Isabella and Ferdinand.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:So they did really invent it.
Speaker:So you can blame them or give, if you're, you know, hate Jews and Muslims.
Speaker:I don't think we
Speaker:need to give 'em credit.
Speaker:No,
Speaker:I think you're right.
Speaker:I think we just blame 'em.
Speaker:I think you're right.
Speaker:But I think one thing I didn't understand about the Inquisition was it wasn't
Speaker:necessarily going after Jews per se at first, because there was this idea that
Speaker:the Queen only ruled over Christians, and she actually was tolerant of Jews
Speaker:and Muslims for a while, but she was kind of like, you're not even my subjects.
Speaker:Ah, because you're not Christian.
Speaker:So really what the Inquisition was, Isabella and Ferdinand
Speaker:met with this guy Toka Mata.
Speaker:He was this Dominican monk who pushed this idea of like, we need to do something
Speaker:about these Jews and Muslims, and he kept pushing them so we can blame him as well.
Speaker:Who, who was the target of the Inquisition?
Speaker:Initially?
Speaker:The Inquisition was Muslims and Jews.
Speaker:It's a little weird because basically what the Inquisition was going after were
Speaker:Converso, which were people that were converted from Judaism to Christianity
Speaker:who kind of were backsliding back into Jewish traditions or Muslims the same way.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:They called it judaizing.
Speaker:Basically, if you like hold a Passover Seder, but you're a Christian,
Speaker:that's like not a good thing.
Speaker:Is that like a Jew with a Christmas tree?
Speaker:But I think, yeah, these guys, the Converso probably would have
Speaker:like a Christmas tree, but they'd get in trouble if they had a mea.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Me.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You
Speaker:know?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Maybe they didn't wanna really become Christians, but their
Speaker:neighbors like hated Jews and they were like, maybe I should just,
Speaker:I wanna be able to live through tomorrow, so.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:So maybe I should just do this.
Speaker:But it became a terrible thing, the Inquisition and
Speaker:a lot of people were killed.
Speaker:And also there were all these laws that you could confiscate property
Speaker:of these converso if they got caught and were killed and put on
Speaker:the garot or burned at the stake.
Speaker:So because there was money involved that you'd get the property.
Speaker:It kind of became about money too.
Speaker:So
Speaker:that incentivized people to rat on other people.
Speaker:Totally.
Speaker:It's like the witch trials.
Speaker:Like let's who, who can we focus that we're gonna call her a witch?
Speaker:And that's why it was called the Inquisition.
Speaker:Like an inquiry.
Speaker:It sounds so innocent, but it's like, hmm, maybe come in to our auto defay.
Speaker:Somebody told us that you're not eating pork or like lighting
Speaker:candles on a Friday night.
Speaker:Maybe we should investigate this.
Speaker:So Otto Defay, is that sort of like a trial?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:It's kind of like a ceremony where there'd be these inquisitors, you know, they were
Speaker:the ones who were kind of the judges.
Speaker:And I think once you found somebody guilty of backsliding, then you'd
Speaker:hand the case over to the secular folk who would do the execution.
Speaker:Oh man.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Bad shit.
Speaker:They would torture people until they confessed and then after they
Speaker:confessed, they'd execute them.
Speaker:She burned a lot of people at the stake.
Speaker:People who were accused were subjected to the rack.
Speaker:There was this kind of waterboarding thing.
Speaker:People were crushed by cords.
Speaker:I'm not exactly sure what that means.
Speaker:Not Wrangler jeans
Speaker:doesn't sound good.
Speaker:They're not corduroy
Speaker:pants,
Speaker:but they really believed in this.
Speaker:I think at one point the Pope was even like, have we been treating
Speaker:people terribly for too long?
Speaker:Maybe we should ease up on it a little bit.
Speaker:And Isabella and Ferdinand were like, no, no, no.
Speaker:We like this.
Speaker:Well, it's curious 'cause I was telling you that I listened to a podcast that I
Speaker:didn't realize was a Catholic podcast.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:interesting.
Speaker:Like from an organization
Speaker:or a church organization?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I was just sort of like looking to see who's talked about her and
Speaker:what their take on the story was.
Speaker:And like the Pope adored them and they were the Catholic
Speaker:sovereigns, the Italian Pope.
Speaker:They adored her and he calls her, she was the first Catholic
Speaker:queen and all that stuff.
Speaker:Oh wow.
Speaker:So she's very, very respected by the, obviously the winning side.
Speaker:Did they sound like they admired her too?
Speaker:Or were they taking her to task the Catholic podcast?
Speaker:No, they, she was like a hero of the church.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:Oh, wow.
Speaker:You know what I mean?
Speaker:It was like people put her up there with Joan of Ark,
Speaker:as awful as the Inquisition is, and then later in 1492, there was the
Speaker:expulsion where they basically did kick Jews and Muslims out of the country.
Speaker:Which is also an interesting year because after that happened,
Speaker:Christopher Columbus came back.
Speaker:What a year.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Well, she had to wait till she was done with all the expulsions.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:But one question we do have to talk about, okay.
Speaker:From a modern perspective.
Speaker:This looks so terrible.
Speaker:And the expulsions were almost worse.
Speaker:Probably.
Speaker:I had never even heard of that.
Speaker:So it's the Inquisition and what's the other one?
Speaker:The expulsion.
Speaker:Well, if you can't convert 'em, get rid of them.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:If they didn't convert, they just wanted them out of the country.
Speaker:So
Speaker:March 'em to the border, or put'em on boats, or how would they?
Speaker:I think
Speaker:all of the above.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:Like people would self deport.
Speaker:It's a matter of survival.
Speaker:We can't stay here or we won't live.
Speaker:Keep in mind too, there were tons of people in this area that had
Speaker:Jewish blood or Muslim blood.
Speaker:Tomata was like.
Speaker:Let's put things on people's clothes to know who's Jewish and who's Muslim, and
Speaker:we know where that sort of thing leaves.
Speaker:That sounds similar
Speaker:to something
Speaker:else.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Well, I mean, even if you say we we're looking back at the time in
Speaker:the context now it sounds awful, but I mean, a hundred years from now,
Speaker:people might look at our time and say, how the hell did that happen?
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:And also when you do disparage a group as bad people, there's all sorts of violence
Speaker:that happens to them by this other citizen where they're like, these people are bad.
Speaker:So some of the Jews tried leaving and then they just threw them
Speaker:off a boat into the ocean.
Speaker:So the dehumanization, which is born of propaganda,
Speaker:definitely as we talked about at the beginning of the episode,
Speaker:this wasn't called Spain, they didn't call themselves Spaniards.
Speaker:It was a hodgepodge and really chaotic and violent with all these different groups.
Speaker:And to some degree, this idea of purification of
Speaker:let's drive these people out.
Speaker:Not nice and not good, but.
Speaker:It did lay the groundwork for this is gonna become Spain
Speaker:and we're going to introduce future populations to the Siesta and Tapas.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:in Ria,
Speaker:what was the drink that Griffin, Matthew said?
Speaker:I know, I have to look it
Speaker:up.
Speaker:Tinto.
Speaker:Verano.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Verano.
Speaker:Such a wonderful culture, and I'm sure wherever you are in Spain
Speaker:and I've only been to Barcelona, have, have you been to Spain?
Speaker:I've been to, I've been all over.
Speaker:I mean, I've been to San Sebastian, which is in the northern part, that's
Speaker:the Basque region that we mentioned.
Speaker:I've been to Bilbao where the Guggenheim is Barcelona, and I've been to Madrid.
Speaker:It's still pretty regional.
Speaker:I mean, if, if you go to Barcelona, that's definitely Catalonia.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It's very, very regional.
Speaker:And this expulsion of the Muslims was very complicated because Isabella
Speaker:had to wage war against Granada, which was a very rough terrain.
Speaker:And I've never been there, but it sounds beautiful.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:There was amazing architecture there.
Speaker:It was like the jewel of that region.
Speaker:It was just this beautiful place and you've visited, but when you go
Speaker:there, you do feel like, oh, this area feels more Muslim influenced or
Speaker:have more architecture.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Or something like the tiles, whatever they use.
Speaker:You know,
Speaker:so many countries in the world, the wonderful things about them were born
Speaker:from blood,
Speaker:from terrible stuff
Speaker:and human sacrifice,
Speaker:slavery.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Speaking of colonization.
Speaker:Let's talk about Columbus a little bit.
Speaker:Christopher Columbus.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:So he had approached the Queen before, you know, I went to mm-hmm.
Speaker:Explore the New World and she was all for it, but hey, we gotta get over
Speaker:through this war right now, and I don't really have the money to finance it.
Speaker:So he returned in 1492.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And he was Genovese.
Speaker:So he wasn't even Spanish.
Speaker:He was Italian.
Speaker:Italian.
Speaker:From
Speaker:Genoa.
Speaker:Yes, exactly.
Speaker:I love their salami.
Speaker:I was gonna say, me too.
Speaker:So yeah, Columbus had been wooing Isabella and Ferdinand for a while, and
Speaker:he was this just this kind of crazy guy.
Speaker:Not crazy, but he was like a Seduces.
Speaker:He was the Admiral of the seas.
Speaker:Well, he asked them for that title
Speaker:in his head.
Speaker:He was the admiral in the Seas.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And then he became it vision board.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And he didn't need that much money.
Speaker:I always imagined this was gonna be a really expensive endeavor.
Speaker:Excursion.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And it was just three ships.
Speaker:Nina, the Pinto and the Santa, the Maria.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Good job.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:And there were 90 men, but Isabella kept kind of pushing him off.
Speaker:She was like, who knows if he's really gonna find anything?
Speaker:He wanted to go to the Indies.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:And eventually there was someone in Isabella's court that was like,
Speaker:maybe we should do this thing.
Speaker:And that turned out to be a huge deal.
Speaker:So Columbus was Italian, but sailing under a Spanish flag.
Speaker:Exactly like anything he happened to find and plant Isabella's flag on it.
Speaker:He'd be able to write Isabella and say, you're now the ruler of this.
Speaker:Here's its territory that I have for you.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:He used the Canary Islands as his launching point
Speaker:that I guess is near Spain.
Speaker:They sailed for a long time and the crew wanted to do a mutiny.
Speaker:They didn't know that they were gonna bump into anything, and then eventually
Speaker:they just start hitting islands lands.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:In the Caribbean.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:And
Speaker:Espanola.
Speaker:Espanola is now Dominican, Republican, Haiti,
Speaker:right?
Speaker:Is it?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That's the connected island, yes.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:This reminds me a little bit of.
Speaker:It just has to do with like when you're ruling or whatever, but the way
Speaker:Queen Elizabeth was the Shakespeare queen, she's the Columbus queen.
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:The Manifest Destiny, you know?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So this was the beginning of the colonization of the Western hemis.
Speaker:They kind of Western culture, quote unquote, became expanded not just from
Speaker:Europe, but now it was the new world, and Isabella was super happy about this.
Speaker:Did missions start right away?
Speaker:Like was there a goal to make the New World Christian kind of
Speaker:right away?
Speaker:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker:That was one of the main things, other than like finding valuable spices and
Speaker:gold,
Speaker:perhaps gold.
Speaker:Hey, look, there are indigenous people and they seem open to taking Christ.
Speaker:That's their savior.
Speaker:All right, so Queen Isabelle, what do we think?
Speaker:Do we think she's bad?
Speaker:I think she's definitely bad.
Speaker:That's a loaded question as it always is.
Speaker:I, I think she's definitely bad.
Speaker:She did some many atrocious things, but also the context of her time
Speaker:and who she was and her position.
Speaker:I just think that she did so many bad things beyond just being a colonizer.
Speaker:She really did engage in some terrible things.
Speaker:It's easy for me to say she goes into the bad category, but she
Speaker:deserves credit for some things.
Speaker:When you look at Spain.
Speaker:I mean, she made it.
Speaker:She started to make that, whether you like it or not, that was part of what she did.
Speaker:And also being a woman at that time, being a monarch at the time, being a monarch
Speaker:who was respected and seen, so to speak.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:With any king or queen,
Speaker:it's complicated.
Speaker:You admire their cruelty in a weird way.
Speaker:I think a lot of people do.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:I mean, there is a certain amount of respect.
Speaker:But we are talking about her too.
Speaker:We're not talking about Enrique.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:And he was kind of nice in a weird way, and tolerant.
Speaker:And those people don't get remembered by history.
Speaker:Well, he's kinda milk toasty.
Speaker:He didn't really do anything.
Speaker:And then the 15th century ruling with an iron fist is.
Speaker:Pretty understandable, but I guess when you throw in the inquisition and things
Speaker:that basically border or overlap with ethnic cleansing it, it kind of gets
Speaker:tricky.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And it really was ethnic cleansing.
Speaker:You hear that word?
Speaker:This is exactly that.
Speaker:The idea of like purifying our nation by getting out non-Christians.
Speaker:It's a curious thing because, you know, you brought this up earlier that she
Speaker:said that she didn't like bull fighting.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:She didn't dislike it because the bulls were harmed or killed.
Speaker:She was like, why are we wasting a perfectly good Christian on a bull?
Speaker:See, I would say, why are we wasting two viable kidneys?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:But they probably weren't that advanced back then.
Speaker:No, I doubt they did.
Speaker:They did have a semen tube.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And rudimentary cataract surgery.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Queen Isabella did a lot of bad things as well as a few good things.
Speaker:At the very least, we can call her a quote unquote difficult person, and
Speaker:she was in cahoots with many difficult people like to, and Christopher Columbus.
Speaker:So joining us is someone who knows a thing or two about difficult
Speaker:people she created and co-starred in the hilarious Hulu series.
Speaker:Difficult People.
Speaker:Welcome from New York City, actress, writer, performer, and dare I say,
Speaker:queen of Podcasting, Julie Klausner.
Speaker:Hi Julie.
Speaker:Thank you for being here and joining us.
Speaker:Thank you for having me.
Speaker:So great to see you, Julie.
Speaker:Likewise.
Speaker:Oh, I'm so excited to be here.
Speaker:You know, I'm a huge tomata and you know,
Speaker:who isn't
Speaker:the Jews?
Speaker:I mean, look, I just know from, you know, history of the world.
Speaker:Hey, Tomata, what do you say?
Speaker:I know we've been quoting a history of the world a bit.
Speaker:So this episode is about Queen Isabella,
Speaker:and we must start by saying, we know you are not a historian,
Speaker:I should say an historian and
Speaker:historian, right?
Speaker:It's like the H is considered a vowel in this
Speaker:case it's really lame, even though that's the correct way.
Speaker:I love it.
Speaker:Do you, you like saying an in front of H words?
Speaker:No, just an historian.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:None of us are historians, so we'll muddle through this.
Speaker:But yeah.
Speaker:Queen Isabella had no problem being feared more than loved.
Speaker:I mean, it worked for her as a queen.
Speaker:Is that an effective tactic for working in showbiz?
Speaker:I think it's an effective tactic for any woman over 35.
Speaker:You have to just sort of appreciate your liberation from the male gaze, GAZE.
Speaker:May we never be liberated from the other kind.
Speaker:And so can you be feared and love simultaneously or is
Speaker:it just one or the other?
Speaker:Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker:I mean, look at my relationship to nineties James Spader,
Speaker:like that hair.
Speaker:And I know it didn't last.
Speaker:It was just one of those things that was just like too good to be eternal.
Speaker:But when it was brushed and blow dried, I mean like around sex
Speaker:lies and video tape we'll say.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:What an American accomplishment.
Speaker:The film or the man?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Both.
Speaker:All of it.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:So this is about Queen Isabella.
Speaker:We also do an, uh, about Elizabeth the first of England.
Speaker:These women were both ruling monarchs, so they actually really
Speaker:need to work extra hard to prove themselves as a female comedian.
Speaker:As a female in show business.
Speaker:Like how, how has this impacted your sort of drive, just being a queen?
Speaker:Oh, being a, a woman of empower.
Speaker:It's good to be the queen.
Speaker:And they also, these queens, at the beginning of their reigns, everyone was
Speaker:always like, women can't be leaders.
Speaker:And they had to really prove, yeah, extra hard.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:I mean, there's definitely the backwards and heels element of it, but we don't get
Speaker:nearly as many oil paintings done of us that are extremely flattering and dresses
Speaker:that have no stretch next to like small dogs, which I think needs to be addressed.
Speaker:And not with ai,
Speaker:you can't put that into a line in the budget of your shows
Speaker:that as the showrunner and the writer, you get an oil painting.
Speaker:Lately the contracts are written in blood.
Speaker:Like I was watching that America's Next Top Model Doc and the
Speaker:contestants were saying what the conditions were in the contract.
Speaker:And I'm like, is that still up for, uh, where can I sign?
Speaker:Not that I was ever a contender, but at the time you'd think, oh, reality
Speaker:shows and their contracts are so crazy.
Speaker:And now you're like, there's a contract.
Speaker:Things have changed.
Speaker:Changed.
Speaker:Well, you're happy to get a, a cup of tea, you know,
Speaker:a cup of anything.
Speaker:The green m and ms is the cliche one.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:That was what Van Halen got.
Speaker:It was actually a way of them.
Speaker:The rumor is, or the myth is that it was a way for them to test that people
Speaker:were actually reading the rider.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:They found someone picking out green m and ms. Like, we're good.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And just a way of exerting power and control.
Speaker:So as Gideon sort of ingeniously pointed out, the Jews were really
Speaker:pressured to convert to Christianity, uh, during the Inquisition.
Speaker:So a lot of Jews celebrated Christmas and they had to resist backsliding into
Speaker:Jewish traditions, you know, so you were part of a wonderful video project
Speaker:called Christmas Time for the Jews.
Speaker:That was my first credit for like anything for, for television comedy writing.
Speaker:I think that was so cool.
Speaker:It's famous.
Speaker:It it's a great short, it was a TV fun house and I was like so
Speaker:delighted to be able to submit.
Speaker:Jokes for this project, and I, I just sent like a whole bunch, and Robert Smigel
Speaker:chose the one about going to see Fiddler on the roof with actual Jewish actors.
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:That was when Rosie O'Donnell was in Fiddler as, um, Golda.
Speaker:It was, um, Rosie and Harvey Firestein and the sexual
Speaker:chemistry was just overwhelming.
Speaker:I mean, I,
Speaker:it just lit the place on fire
Speaker:that was mine and I got a credit.
Speaker:And the cool thing about that is like, the way the credits are
Speaker:paced out to the music, like it holds on the names a little longer.
Speaker:So I always get emails around Christmas when they rerun it saying, wow, that's
Speaker:so cool that, you know, you wrote this.
Speaker:I'm like, well, one of the jokes, but I'll take it.
Speaker:'cause it's such a cool thing to be a part of, right.
Speaker:I guess for our listeners, I mean, and we'll put it on our, on our show
Speaker:notes and whatnot, it's basically Darlene Love who sings that famous
Speaker:Christmas baby, please come home.
Speaker:So she sang a song about what Jews do on Christmas, going out for Chinese food,
Speaker:that type of stuff where like the Jews have the town to themselves for the night.
Speaker:Did
Speaker:you do that, that stereotypical thing?
Speaker:I mean, stereotypical of eating Chinese
Speaker:food.
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:Jews and Chinese food is like a really long, beautiful tradition
Speaker:for many different reasons.
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:But, and yeah, and Christmas is getting harder and harder to get a table.
Speaker:I love doing that.
Speaker:The go to a movie thing, it depends on the movie, I mean.
Speaker:But yeah, we absolutely used to do that growing up for sure.
Speaker:And what do you think they were doing to, I mean, the Jews, it was a rough
Speaker:time during Christmas, I imagine during the Spanish Inquisition.
Speaker:Oh geez.
Speaker:Like if you were living in Spain at the time, or what was pre-pay,
Speaker:would you be able to pretend you're not Jewish and pass as, uh.
Speaker:A Christmas celebrating, uh,
Speaker:one of those things where you're gonna have to ask the person with the weapon.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Right, right.
Speaker:Well, the funny thing is people think that I'm Jewish and I don't understand why.
Speaker:Well, I think because I grew up culturally mostly with Jewish
Speaker:friends and in Jewish households and know more about Shabbat dinner and
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:great.
Speaker:Those sort of traditions.
Speaker:The
Speaker:Shabbat on Fridays and you got the, so you know how to like tear out a
Speaker:piece of the challah and pass along.
Speaker:One of my best friends converted and she makes ghi, which is
Speaker:the, like the Persian stew.
Speaker:I mean, I still dream about that.
Speaker:It's so good.
Speaker:Oh, Persian Jews are never, ever turned down an invitation from a
Speaker:Persian Jew for Shabbat dinner.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Back to Isabella, Christopher Columbus was her henchman, so to speak.
Speaker:When you were growing up, what did they teach you about Columbus in
Speaker:school?
Speaker:1492 that he sailed the ocean blue and I know the three names of his boats.
Speaker:Ooh.
Speaker:Which were,
Speaker:okay, go for it.
Speaker:The Nina, the Pinta Pinta or Pinto Pinto's car, I
Speaker:think, right.
Speaker:Pinta
Speaker:Pinta was the explosive Car D Nina Genta and the Santa Maria.
Speaker:And that was pretty much it.
Speaker:We didn't, I didn't get into the like Howard Zi of it all until high school.
Speaker:So by Christopher Columbus.
Speaker:Education was the flashcard version and the, the just whatever, like curriculum.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I wanna say Eisenhower signed off on, I'm not that old, but it's like,
Speaker:no, I hear you.
Speaker:It was just kind
Speaker:of an antiquated idea about who he was and what he did.
Speaker:Well, it's weird, a little bit.
Speaker:We're not Gen Z. Right,
Speaker:right.
Speaker:It's weird because obviously Columbus was such a dick wad.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:And just did a lot of horrible things.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:But as a non Gen Z or non-millennial, I do have that moment when they're
Speaker:like, Columbus Day is canceled.
Speaker:And I'm like, really?
Speaker:Maybe just because I associate it with missing school.
Speaker:Well, you still get a day off, but now it's indigenous.
Speaker:I know day, which it should be indi, but it is weird how we hold onto the things
Speaker:from our childhood for no reason, but
Speaker:so as a kid, a day off is a day off.
Speaker:That's true.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:That's true.
Speaker:You get to watch prices.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Even though it's the Drew Carey hosted one instead of the Bob Barker one.
Speaker:Now there's allegations about Bob Barker, but
Speaker:we don't have to go into that.
Speaker:Those those have been there for a while.
Speaker:Those have been around for a while.
Speaker:That's what, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker:We're talking about Columbus.
Speaker:We're talking about looking at the history that we learned when we were
Speaker:growing up versus what's happening now.
Speaker:Like even Caesar Chavez is in the news.
Speaker:Yes, they're gonna have to change a lot of streets here in la, but they're gonna
Speaker:have to recast him in at least three projects.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Hmm.
Speaker:The world is full of difficult people.
Speaker:Agreed.
Speaker:Can we talk about your show, difficult people,
Speaker:please?
Speaker:I would love nothing more.
Speaker:It's one of my favorite go-tos when I just wanna tune out to the world.
Speaker:I've seen probably every episode, like at least six times.
Speaker:It makes me laugh.
Speaker:That's
Speaker:amazing.
Speaker:Every time.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:Thank you so much.
Speaker:So let's talk about how that came together.
Speaker:Obviously it's based on your experiences as a working performer
Speaker:in New York City, and you're Julie Klausner, but you play Julie Kleisner.
Speaker:Oh, uh, KLE.
Speaker:Kessler.
Speaker:Kes.
Speaker:Kes.
Speaker:Kesler.
Speaker:Kessler, sorry.
Speaker:Julie Kleer is my burlesque name.
Speaker:I, I know, I saw of those shows.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:What I do with an accordion is disgusting.
Speaker:So when you were creating this character, how did you differentiate her from
Speaker:yourself and also make yourself an appealing character because you're
Speaker:compelled to watch it because you love to see her fail and sort of, yeah, and,
Speaker:and you love to see your sharp edges.
Speaker:You wanna play the asshole or the clown or the fool.
Speaker:Like those are the most fun parts to play as a comic.
Speaker:You don't wanna be the ingenue, like I, I can't imagine anyone,
Speaker:there's just nothing to do there.
Speaker:There's nothing to find as an actor.
Speaker:So I always wanted to play like a Kenny Powers or Larry David, and
Speaker:just characters that mostly men have gotten to play in the past.
Speaker:They give themselves the best parts 'cause they're the most fun.
Speaker:Yeah, I guess the differentiation was something that I had
Speaker:to constantly be aware of.
Speaker:And Scott King, who you know, was in the room with me all the time, was
Speaker:very, very good about pointing out, well that's a Julie Klausner thing more than
Speaker:a Julie Kessler thing, because Julie Klausner has more insecurities and beats
Speaker:herself up more and, and Julie Kessler just blames everything on the world.
Speaker:So when I would be tempted to be like self-deprecating on the show, that was
Speaker:always helpful to remember that that's me.
Speaker:That's not her.
Speaker:She thinks she's perfect.
Speaker:You bared your teeth and everything.
Speaker:Like this is what Gideon and I were talking about, like the
Speaker:things you must have gone through through standards and practices.
Speaker:'cause the bombs you dropped Oh wow.
Speaker:That, no, not at all.
Speaker:Like we had a great
Speaker:lawyer.
Speaker:Really?
Speaker:There weren't any like celebrity burns that you, uh, were told that's too far.
Speaker:No, they were fine.
Speaker:They were Oh wow, cool.
Speaker:Like, oddly enough, yeah, we got some notes legally, but we were
Speaker:pretty good about saying things like allegedly on occasion and
Speaker:mm-hmm.
Speaker:But we weren't told like, that's off limits.
Speaker:And like enough with the Kevin Spacey jokes, that man's a dear friend of mine.
Speaker:That
Speaker:is so funny.
Speaker:That was really important to me to like include a Kevin Spacey
Speaker:joke in every script, and most of them got through, but there was
Speaker:one in every episode at one point.
Speaker:They just get edited out.
Speaker:But that was like a huge, you know, point of contention for me that he
Speaker:hadn't suffered consequences at the time.
Speaker:Well now he is, I suppose
Speaker:I saw one of the episodes recently and I was kind of amazed You had
Speaker:a Charlie Rose pervert comment.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:and I think that was before the Me Too stuff.
Speaker:The whole show was before me too.
Speaker:But how did you know he was a pervert?
Speaker:I had a feeling,
Speaker:oh God.
Speaker:You were genius.
Speaker:You could just look at someone.
Speaker:No, there's just, you know, spidey sense that.
Speaker:I hadn't heard anything at the time.
Speaker:It was just a vibe.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:Number one, it's a creepy black box set.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And just the way that he would talk, speak with women differently
Speaker:than he would speak with men.
Speaker:And you could also look at where his eye line was going sometimes.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:interesting.
Speaker:Yeah, his eyes were weird.
Speaker:They were a little odd.
Speaker:His eyes.
Speaker:They were,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:When he was interviewing his a woman, his eyes were all over the place.
Speaker:Really?
Speaker:I have to look back at those.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No one wants to go back.
Speaker:Don't go back and visit those.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I won't.
Speaker:I love all these documentaries where they do a documentary about a famous
Speaker:person and they'll use as archival footage like a Matt Lauer or a Charlie
Speaker:Rose interview, and they just have to like, cut around the interviewers or,
Speaker:or you just hear the voice otherwise
Speaker:distract you.
Speaker:You can't even look at
Speaker:it.
Speaker:I'm trying to learn about what Diddy did, like now I'm thinking
Speaker:about what Matt Lauer did.
Speaker:I'm thinking about like, all my music selection, half the artists that
Speaker:I listen to have been canceled, so
Speaker:Oh, really?
Speaker:You have like an r Kelly super mix or what's, what, what's on there?
Speaker:Ignition is a great song.
Speaker:Come on.
Speaker:Listen.
Speaker:It is.
Speaker:Oh, we wouldn't be, honestly, we wouldn't be talking about him if
Speaker:Ignition were not a great song.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So like, I, I read an interview that when you were making the
Speaker:show was coming out, but you said basically it was like a fever dream.
Speaker:Like if Scott Rudin said to you, Julie Klausner, I can give you all the money
Speaker:in the world, you can do whatever you want, what would your show be?
Speaker:And that's how you said you wrote the script for difficult people.
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:Although I don't think I used Scott Rudin as an example, did I?
Speaker:Mm. He's trying to make a comeback now.
Speaker:You basically cited anyone who had all the power in Hollywood that
Speaker:could give you whatever you want.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:interesting.
Speaker:It was absolutely a dream show.
Speaker:I, I treated it like I was granted a, a wish to just, and also I treated
Speaker:it like it was the last chance that I would ever have to make something,
Speaker:which time will tell if I was right.
Speaker:But I will say every.
Speaker:Season finale.
Speaker:I treated like the series finale.
Speaker:Everything I wanted to do, I tried to stuff it in like an everything cookie.
Speaker:You know, one of those cookies that has like cereal and oatmeal and
Speaker:cranberries.
Speaker:Yeah, everything.
Speaker:And we were so lucky because of the timing and the circumstance, and
Speaker:we had Amy on our side defending us when, you know, people are like, oh.
Speaker:Funny.
Speaker:And she's like, it is.
Speaker:And they're like, okay, cool.
Speaker:And Hulu was very new.
Speaker:We were really like their first scripted shows before like Handmaid's Tale even.
Speaker:So
Speaker:yeah,
Speaker:we had a lot of liberty to kind of set the tone and they were so great to work with
Speaker:and they, they gave me so much freedom.
Speaker:I'm always gonna be grateful to them.
Speaker:Well, it was also like to cast Andrea Martin.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Who must have been your comedic hero growing up.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You know, as your mother.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And every one of the characters is a difficult person.
Speaker:Oh, absolutely.
Speaker:I was just thinking about some of my favorite episodes, the John
Speaker:Mullaney with the Penny Farthing bike.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:John Mullaney, who plays this sort of steam punk character.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:I love that you being a New Yorker and like, you know, having lived there and
Speaker:Will and Gideon now lives there too.
Speaker:People don't realize that these people exist.
Speaker:These precious people exist in New York City.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:So I love that you shine a spotlight to see like, yeah, this is what
Speaker:we walk around with every day.
Speaker:And we as New Yorkers, we don't even really respond to it.
Speaker:No, that was fun.
Speaker:That was fun.
Speaker:Well, we still laugh at you though, I mean,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:I also loved Patches.
Speaker:The clown I thought was brilliant.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:I don't understand why people call Patches a clown.
Speaker:She was just an actress.
Speaker:Just a character
Speaker:with balloons.
Speaker:Yeah, she had balloons and overalls.
Speaker:And I guess like there are some clowns that wear overalls and I guess
Speaker:the name patches is a clown's name.
Speaker:But it's funny 'cause she's not a clown.
Speaker:Can you explain the premise of that episode?
Speaker:It was basically that Brits and Aussies are getting all the roles in Hollywood.
Speaker:Mm-hmm.
Speaker:And when they do American accents, it just sounds insane.
Speaker:And so I went out for, at the time there was that show,
Speaker:what the hell was it called?
Speaker:It was the one with the guy from the wire and the lady from the thing.
Speaker:It was like the story of their like affair.
Speaker:It was the affair.
Speaker:Oh, the affair of the
Speaker:affair.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Oh, right.
Speaker:McNulty the guy who played McNulty.
Speaker:Right, right.
Speaker:And so Right one was British and one was Australian.
Speaker:And so their American accents would have a lot of hard Rs.
Speaker:And so Scott King and I were talking about a funny thing of mine.
Speaker:It'd be like, maybe if I'll, I'll land this part if I pretend I'm
Speaker:Australian and I'm like landing these.
Speaker:Hard Rs and the casting directors thought I was someone who was
Speaker:like developmentally challenged.
Speaker:And so they cast me and then found out that I was faking it, but I wasn't faking
Speaker:being that I was faking being Australian.
Speaker:And so there was a lot of farce around that that ended up with
Speaker:us in a Outback steakhouse.
Speaker:I dunno if we were able to say Outback though.
Speaker:Anyway.
Speaker:And the other one I, I loved is when you and Billy had double
Speaker:lives in New Jersey, like
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:you had a bad hair day and you ended up in Ho Hoboken and you became
Speaker:like a real housewife of New Jersey
Speaker:Italian pinatas.
Speaker:Definitely.
Speaker:Like one of my favorite, my favorites are patches is up there.
Speaker:Italian pinata.
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:And then, um, strike Rat, which is the Woody Allen one.
Speaker:Oh
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:The Strike Rat.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And you had Cole Cola who's always so funny.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:Are you allowed to take credit for his success?
Speaker:Why not?
Speaker:I mean, what am I gonna get?
Speaker:A cease and desist?
Speaker:What are the consequences of taking credit?
Speaker:Zero.
Speaker:You should make him cast you as Mary Todd Lincoln.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:I dunno if casting works on the blackmail method.
Speaker:Too bad.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:no, I love Cole.
Speaker:I wrote that role for Cole.
Speaker:Oh, he's fantastic.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And Billy is great.
Speaker:Billy and also Cole was also in the writer's room as well
Speaker:for seasons two and three.
Speaker:So Cole's voice is all over the show in addition to his
Speaker:incredible on camera talent.
Speaker:You know, we wanna also talk about after Difficult people is also, you've
Speaker:been sort of the queen of podcasting.
Speaker:I think you started back in 2012, correct?
Speaker:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:It was that before your time kind of curse where before your time also means
Speaker:before it was like monetized properly.
Speaker:So Yes.
Speaker:Yeah, I was doing it a long time ago and I brought it back recently
Speaker:and I'm having a great time.
Speaker:It's just so nice to be back behind the mic.
Speaker:Was it called Podcasting when you started?
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:It was called Podcasting.
Speaker:It wasn't called, I dunno, something old timey.
Speaker:I remember.
Speaker:It was very influenced by Marin's.
Speaker:Oh, podcast.
Speaker:And also Tom Sharping had a radio show on WFMU, that was a podcast as well.
Speaker:They'd sort of put out the show the next day as in podcasting form.
Speaker:And Pat Oswald was very encouraging to me because he always liked it when I
Speaker:went on Tom Sharp Link's show and said publicly like Julie should have a podcast.
Speaker:And I sort of took that as a cue.
Speaker:And yeah, I do my own show, which is How was your week?
Speaker:And then I do this show Double Threat with Tom Sharp Link
Speaker:with Tom.
Speaker:Oh yeah,
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:That lends itself to another Isabella question actually.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:Because she shared power with Ferdinand.
Speaker:Oh, funny.
Speaker:That was a really
Speaker:unique thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Rare thing, like they basically could make decisions without
Speaker:even asking the other person.
Speaker:It was kind of a wild thing for Monarchs to be like that.
Speaker:A
Speaker:brain.
Speaker:And he was like on the front line of the wars, but then she was like the
Speaker:quartermaster general where she would make sure the troops had enough food to eat.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:So it's kind of amazing.
Speaker:Interesting.
Speaker:But that's hard to share power.
Speaker:So you and Tom, how do you guys share power on your podcast?
Speaker:I find that podcast hosting is probably the lowest form of power,
Speaker:if we're using that word as it's defined or as I know it to mean.
Speaker:But, um, Tom and I have a great rapport.
Speaker:We are absolutely in that place where we'll, we'll say the
Speaker:same thing at the same time.
Speaker:We'll both think of the same joke and that's always so satisfying and that we
Speaker:try to keep each other on our feet to kind of not predict the next thing, but to.
Speaker:Sort of throw a wrench into whatever pattern because we're both used
Speaker:to talking alone into Mike's.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So to have another person there to kind of interrupt that is always a
Speaker:fun challenge because it, it makes it more fun to like build something.
Speaker:And I think we both kind of know the rules of it, which is, you know,
Speaker:we never like rag on each other.
Speaker:We just rag on other people, which was the rule in difficult people.
Speaker:Also, Billy and Julie would never fight and we never didn't know what
Speaker:the other was up to on the show.
Speaker:That was like a big rule for us.
Speaker:Oh, interesting.
Speaker:Yeah, because there's a lot of duos where there'll be a fight or a
Speaker:misunderstanding and we just didn't think.
Speaker:That was fun, that it was very much us against the world.
Speaker:And I do feel that with Tom as well.
Speaker:Like I think it's a matter of sort of figuring out that the
Speaker:two of you are on the same team and everybody else is fair game.
Speaker:This is really, so
Speaker:that would be good advice to us.
Speaker:I was gonna say,
Speaker:yeah, I was gonna say,
Speaker:yeah, Kenny and I were texting even last night and we were texting about something
Speaker:and I, and I was about to text him.
Speaker:We were talking about Hope Davis.
Speaker:Oh, he wrote the day.
Speaker:Trippers was a great movie and at the same time I wrote the
Speaker:day, trippers was a great movie.
Speaker:Aw.
Speaker:We often have, look at that Shared brain syndrome.
Speaker:I haven't
Speaker:seen that since it came out.
Speaker:It was so good.
Speaker:I need to revisit it.
Speaker:There was a Wallace Sean play that I saw last night and she's in the cast.
Speaker:Yeah, she's incredible.
Speaker:And it made me think of the day triggers, but her understudy
Speaker:played the role last night.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:you missed out on hope.
Speaker:You were
Speaker:hopeless.
Speaker:I know.
Speaker:But the other, that's really smart.
Speaker:But this stuff about, you have these rules with Tom that's
Speaker:really interesting for us to hear.
Speaker:'cause we are so new at co-hosting a podcast and like I've noticed,
Speaker:like we, we get almost all positive feedback, like on, on the comments.
Speaker:Great.
Speaker:But there are a couple of negative ones and one was like, you guys
Speaker:interrupt each other way too much.
Speaker:Oh well that's gonna happen.
Speaker:That means you're enthusiastic and you're in the flow.
Speaker:So we shouldn't worry about that?
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Okay, good.
Speaker:That's Will's problem.
Speaker:Totally
Speaker:right?
Speaker:The editor.
Speaker:It's okay.
Speaker:Oh, will, will, will Beckton.
Speaker:No, I was gonna say, I thought that was the commenter's name.
Speaker:I mean, it could be both, but
Speaker:yeah.
Speaker:Maybe.
Speaker:Are you going on Apple Podcasts and trashing us?
Speaker:That's really funny.
Speaker:I just added a couple letters and numbers behind my name and
Speaker:Oh no, it's so passive aggressive.
Speaker:I did wanna ask a couple of questions about Shme Doon.
Speaker:Please.
Speaker:Can I do that?
Speaker:Of course,
Speaker:because I love it and I'm a huge musical theater fan.
Speaker:I used to collect records of all those shows and I just see everything.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I used to see like bombs intentionally.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:Those are the best.
Speaker:Just
Speaker:for the fun of it.
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:Like I saw my favorite year, the musical and Oh God, like Nick and Nora
Speaker:Uhhuh.
Speaker:There's something amazing about those, like Train.
Speaker:What's your favorite show?
Speaker:It's not my favorite show, but I've always been obsessed with chess.
Speaker:Oh really?
Speaker:Is that something you like?
Speaker:That's cool.
Speaker:Did you like the new production?
Speaker:I thought the reworking was good.
Speaker:There were, you know, it's tough to knit a sweater around if.
Speaker:A button that you find, you know?
Speaker:Yeah, no, that's a good way of putting it.
Speaker:It's so weird that the music was out for so long, but there was no show.
Speaker:Well, there's a tradition of that.
Speaker:Like Andrew Lloyd Weber would start with an album.
Speaker:Oh, really?
Speaker:Which shows were like
Speaker:that?
Speaker:Jesus Christ Superstar and Joseph in the Amazing Thing, color Dream Coat and Oh
Speaker:wow.
Speaker:I think a Vita, I'm not certain.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:They'd start with a record and then Lin Manuel Miranda's doing that with
Speaker:the Warriors that came out as an album and now they're doing the show.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I saw that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:My dog growing up bit the author of the Warriors book.
Speaker:What?
Speaker:Because my sister went to school with his daughter and he came, we have
Speaker:this crazy German Shepherd and he bit so uric Who wrote The Warriors?
Speaker:Oh my God.
Speaker:That is such a great claim to fame.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:That dog.
Speaker:Bit some important people.
Speaker:But tell me about how Sch Doon came to be.
Speaker:Of course.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No, I met Cecily and I knew that she was gonna be on this show and she set
Speaker:me up with Cinco and Ken, who are the creators, and I had lunch with them.
Speaker:And I
Speaker:told them that like, as someone who loves musicals, I find it frustrating
Speaker:interacting with people who don't like musicals because not only are they
Speaker:really, really insistent on making you know that, but they also are invested in
Speaker:things that are sort of similarly hard to kind of buy as an audience member.
Speaker:But they don't see the parallels.
Speaker:And I, you know, when people are frustrated about how unrealistic musicals
Speaker:are because people burst into song, you have to sort of say, yeah, but
Speaker:you're like into superhero stuff and
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Marvel crap.
Speaker:And there's a lot of things that happen in those that are not UNC
Speaker:crazy, and they really like that.
Speaker:Take because I'm sure they met with other writers that were
Speaker:just massive fans of musicals.
Speaker:'cause you, you can't really make fun of musicals unless you love musicals.
Speaker:It's not like you're going in there to shit on them.
Speaker:It just doesn't work that way.
Speaker:So I was really happy that they were pleased with my take on
Speaker:the pilot script that I'd read.
Speaker:And I really liked, I think they also liked that I was a sort of a hard
Speaker:comedy writer because it was a Broadway video kind of Lauren Michaels produced
Speaker:it and if it's coming from that SNL.
Speaker:Sort of world.
Speaker:Like you want someone who knows how to write hard jokes.
Speaker:So I was really, really lucky to have been on all, uh, three seasons actually,
Speaker:because we wrote the third season.
Speaker:It just never got produced.
Speaker:And
Speaker:oh my God, I had no idea.
Speaker:What's the theme of season three?
Speaker:It's shim into the woods.
Speaker:So it's all the shows, um, from like the eighties and nineties,
Speaker:which was a real mixed bag
Speaker:I bet.
Speaker:But the device around it is this journey through the woods and
Speaker:Oh, that's smart.
Speaker:Or the Schmidts.
Speaker:So it's great.
Speaker:I I'm so proud of it.
Speaker:I
Speaker:hope it happens.
Speaker:Yeah, me too.
Speaker:Well, could the musical kind of add excitement?
Speaker:I hope so.
Speaker:To make the third season.
Speaker:I absolutely hope so.
Speaker:I think I'm gonna wear something at the opening that says like,
Speaker:free season three or something.
Speaker:Oh my God, you totally should.
Speaker:What's the, the tagline for like, how would you pitch that for our listeners
Speaker:so they know exactly what the show is?
Speaker:It's a couple that is from the real world that is stuck in a musical
Speaker:that ends up like having an issue with their relationship and they're
Speaker:stuck in this sort of musical land.
Speaker:They have to kind of figure out how they're gonna get out of it.
Speaker:To have two people from the real world kind of interact with people
Speaker:that are, you know, archetypes from a musical is part of the fun of it.
Speaker:That's hilarious.
Speaker:So season three is son timey.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:But you did have some Sondheim like in season two as well.
Speaker:I love season two.
Speaker:Season two is my favorite.
Speaker:So.
Speaker:Great.
Speaker:And you had some kind of Stephen Schwartz in there too?
Speaker:Yes, mine was the Godspell episode.
Speaker:I was curious, because I know you work with Andrea Martin, obviously, and
Speaker:Martin Short, do you know about this?
Speaker:Oh, I've gotta see that documentary and I'm looking for a screener.
Speaker:If anyone has a screener,
Speaker:I can send a note to the guy Nick Davis,
Speaker:if you don't mind.
Speaker:I, because I'd love to interview him on the show.
Speaker:This documentary is so good, I
Speaker:wanna see it so badly and I wanna boost it because this, there's a production
Speaker:of Godspell, the first production of Godspell in Toronto, and it was
Speaker:just like one of these kind of Forest Gump like intersections of every.
Speaker:Great.
Speaker:Like Gilda Radner and Andrea and Marty Short, and Eugene Levy.
Speaker:And
Speaker:Vincent, uh, what's his name?
Speaker:Victor Garber rather.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:He was Jesus.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:No, it was incredible.
Speaker:I, I, I really wanna see that so badly.
Speaker:You'll love that documentary.
Speaker:Can't wait.
Speaker:You know, thanks again for joining us.
Speaker:We wanna bring it a little bit back to Isabella.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:Since that's the theme of the episode with the knowledge you
Speaker:have about her, do you have like a verdict about whether she was bad?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So I'm gonna gonna say thumbs down on her.
Speaker:So, if you were a queen, Julie, what kind of queen would you be, do you
Speaker:think, if you were to compare yourself?
Speaker:I'd be a benevolent kind queen.
Speaker:I'm sure.
Speaker:Who
Speaker:would be draped in.
Speaker:I'm not one to keep the jewelry in the safe.
Speaker:I think it's safest if you wear all of it.
Speaker:Have you done Liz Taylor on the show?
Speaker:Or they have to be bad so she doesn't count?
Speaker:She was a badass.
Speaker:Liz Taylor.
Speaker:We had Michael Muto talk about her.
Speaker:I, okay.
Speaker:I love Liz Taylor.
Speaker:I'm a huge fan of Liz Taylor.
Speaker:I loved her attitude towards jewelry and calf tans.
Speaker:She also like had an appetite.
Speaker:She like lust for life.
Speaker:She and Dick Burton, I'm obsessed with that relationship.
Speaker:And then she was really like one of the first ahead of her time kind
Speaker:of allies to the LGBT community.
Speaker:And so I'm gonna say if I were a, like a official queen, because I'm just like an
Speaker:unofficial cult queen right now, I would dress like Liz Taylor in the movie, boom.
Speaker:She's wearing a headpiece in that that looked fiberglass and
Speaker:a lot of calf tans and it's just like a wonderful, wonderful film.
Speaker:So I would do that.
Speaker:And then, um, the rest of it, I just sort of live the way I already do.
Speaker:Michael Moo's favorite Liz Taylor movie is boom Boom.
Speaker:Is that right?
Speaker:That's a killer movie.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:it it is a masterpiece.
Speaker:It's John Water's favorite as well.
Speaker:So Julie, so you've got the, the podcasting.
Speaker:What, what's coming up next for you?
Speaker:Hopefully a M series three.
Speaker:That would be
Speaker:great.
Speaker:I support you in wearing a t-shirt to the, uh, the Broadway premier.
Speaker:Yeah,
Speaker:I'm gonna keep podcasting so you can find my podcast wherever you get podcasts.
Speaker:There's How was your week?
Speaker:And then there's double threat and I'm working on a bunch of things,
Speaker:so hopefully one of them will get made and then I can plug that.
Speaker:But for the time being, they are in like script form or pre-production form
Speaker:or development form or financing form.
Speaker:So hopefully they will be.
Speaker:Out into the open soon and you'll have stuff you can come and see that
Speaker:I wrote, which would be a dream.
Speaker:Well, we can't wait.
Speaker:And your stuff is always so great.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:So fun and so interesting and so out of the box too.
Speaker:Thank you so much.
Speaker:We just are so happy to have you here.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:This has been a blast.
Speaker:Thank you so much.
Speaker:Invite me back anytime.
Speaker:This was so much fun.
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:You've earned every bit of where you are and you kept it steady and it's
Speaker:like you, you did a lot of stuff to get where you are, but you've, you forged
Speaker:a career that's your own and unique.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:What I really love is your attitude.
Speaker:Even though we've all been beaten down in this industry.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:Particularly of late.
Speaker:It's a rough moment.
Speaker:You still have that attitude.
Speaker:The world is your oyster.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:And you still love plays and I think that's really important to remember that.
Speaker:Thank you.
Speaker:To be inspired by that.
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:And it And it is.
Speaker:There is stuff out there that will still inspire you.
Speaker:You just have to find it.
Speaker:This was a blast.
Speaker:Thanks again to Julie Klausner for joining us.
Speaker:It was so fun talking to her about Isabella and all of
Speaker:her really amazing projects.
Speaker:Definitely check out her podcasts.
Speaker:How was your week and Double threat?
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