Researchers found that bacteria in kids' mouths mix with enzymes in broccoli, cauliflower and Brussels sprouts to make a nasty sulfur stank — basically science proving kids right. I mean, we’ve all heard a five-year-old scream “this smells like a fart” and shrugged it off, but nope — their mouths are running a chemistry experiment. Parents keep trying to sell veggies as “little trees” or punishment, and the kid is over here pulling out a research paper like a tiny, smug scientist. We joke that gas is a wonderful kid ally now — finish your cauliflower? Sorry, Dad, peer-reviewed research says no. Honestly, this is probably how scientists are born: slightly offended, very stubborn, and suspicious of anything green.
Takeaways:
I say kids treat broccoli like a betrayal, and parents' 'little trees' pitch totally flops.
I riff that researchers (Australian scientists mentioned in the bit) found kids' mouth bacteria mix with veggie enzymes.
We joke that kids finally got peer-reviewed backup to dodge cauliflower and Brussels sprouts at dinner time.
I crack that parents' renaming tactics (little trees, yummy snacks) can't beat the actual chemistry: sulfur smell triggers instant rejection.
We close by saying this bit is basically how future scientists are born — kids use science to refuse their veggies.
Transcripts
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It's haystack.
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And children and vegetables have never had a healthy relationship.
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You put broccoli on a kid's plate, they look at you like you've betrayed the family.
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Mom, what is this?
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It's broccoli.
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No, I mean, what did I do to deserve this?
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Parents try everything to make vegetables sound exciting.
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They're little trees.
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The kids are not fooled.
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Put the little trees back in the forest.
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Brussels sprouts.
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That's not a vegetable to a child, that's a punishment.
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But apparently scientists have discovered there may be a reason that kids hate vegetables like broccoli, cauliflower and brussels sprouts.
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Researchers found that bacteria in children's mouths mix with enzymes in these vegetables and create a strong sulfur smell.
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So basically, science has confirmed what every five year old has been saying for years.
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This smells like a fart.
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Parents thought the kid was being dramatic.
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No, sweetheart, broccoli is delicious.
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Meanwhile, the kid's mouth is running a chemistry experiment.
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You're saying just take one bite.
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And their saliva is saying, warning, industrial accident.
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Gas link has to be wonderful news for kids though.
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Imagine being 7 years old and finally having scientific backup.
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Dad says, finish your cauliflower.
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Kid pulls out a research paper.
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Actually, father, according to Australia scientists, my oral microbiome has concerns.
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Parents used to have all the power because I said so.
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Now the kid responds because peer reviewed research says no.
