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6:15 The French Mistake
Episode 1512th May 2023 • Devil's Trap: A Supernatural Podcast • Don't Be A Dick Productions
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Season Six.. oh is it ever! Supernatural Season 6 Episode 15 The French Mistake. Did you know that's from Blazing Saddles? Also what just happened? Can you guess the casting easter eggs? Play along with Diana in this week's quiz and see how well you know Supernatural crew members.

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Jerk:

Welcome to season six, episode 15 of Devil's Trap Podcast. I'm Diana.

Bitch:

What the hell was that? Are you just trying to fuck me up? Like I almost spit like the wine out of my mouth. I don't think you've ever once opened it that way.

Jerk:

It felt right. I just went with it.

Bitch:

Oh, yes.

Jerk:

Thanks for watching!

Bitch:

All right. We're off to a good start.

Jerk:

Yeah

Bitch:

Welcome to, well, I think, I think there's a reason. We're very excited to talk about this episode because

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

this is not only episode 15, it is a French mistake.

Jerk:

Ho ho ho.

Bitch:

I will, I will keep the French noises to a minimum. No

Jerk:

Will

Bitch:

promises.

Jerk:

you?

Bitch:

Yeah, yeah. So, hey, what's up? What's going on?

Jerk:

Oh, man. Yeah, I just went to have a ton going. I might say I've been super busy, but the things I've been going on that are fun to talk about are we went and had it had a new sandwich at Thunderbird Station, which doesn't sound exciting, but it was really good. And it's very

Bitch:

Wait,

Jerk:

unique.

Bitch:

okay, so but is Thunderbird Station different than Thunderbird subs?

Jerk:

It is owned by the same people that own Doublewide and Singlewide in Dallas. And it is an old

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

service

Bitch:

are they

Jerk:

station.

Bitch:

allowed to call it fun- but that seems... rip-off-y, don't you think? I mean...

Jerk:

I thought it was thunder something else subs. I don't

Bitch:

Oh,

Jerk:

remember.

Bitch:

is it thunder cloud? Oh,

Jerk:

That's what I think it is, yeah.

Bitch:

that's what it is. Okay, thunderbird, just a mythical Native American symbol. Whatever. Now I want a sandwich.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

What kind of

Jerk:

Well,

Bitch:

sandwich was it?

Jerk:

it was pimento cheese,

Bitch:

Okay.

Jerk:

green apple, and bacon.

Bitch:

I'm not mad at that.

Jerk:

And it was called the gremlin and it was delicious.

Bitch:

Oh, it

Jerk:

Anyways.

Bitch:

was a gremlin.

Jerk:

Well, they're kind

Bitch:

There

Jerk:

of

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

car

Bitch:

a gremlin

Jerk:

themed.

Bitch:

app since it was green. It was a gremlin after I got fed. Then you go, someone

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

gave it water after midnight.

Jerk:

yeah. So I did that and then went to a car show this weekend, hang out and then saw caught one kind of up and coming country artist. That's from San Antonio. I'm named Nikki diamonds. And yeah, that's, I think that's about it. That's for me right now.

Bitch:

That was so exciting, it's a lot.

Jerk:

Yeah. No, I keep busy, you know.

Bitch:

You know, just doing the thing, living my rock and roll life. So going to car show, I don't do shit. You know, I

Jerk:

Watch

Bitch:

just went

Jerk:

it.

Bitch:

to a car show, went

Jerk:

Hold

Bitch:

to a

Jerk:

on.

Bitch:

band and like saw all this cool stuff.

Jerk:

I also watched an extensive amount of old seasons of Married at First Sight. So we'll just leave it at that as far as the rest of my social life goes. But you had a fun. You've had some fun times. What are you got?

Bitch:

I just got back from Baltimore and oh hun, it was great as Baltimore always is. Although like it didn't really, I think I spent most of, I like to go around Baltimore to see different things, but we just had a very intense weekend with my, with my con and which I think was really great. One of my friends who, who is, who runs this with me when she said to her coworkers that she was throwing, you know, I had to go to a con that she's throwing. They just assumed that they, she meant crime, that it was like, you know, she, that we were

Jerk:

She's

Bitch:

doing

Jerk:

gonna go

Bitch:

a con.

Jerk:

pull a con.

Bitch:

The yeah. And I was like, Oh, do we have a name for this? You know, like, is it, you know, the Patsy somersault or something. Um, but I do like to think about it that way. That is lovely. But so, uh, a bunch of my friends and I got together in Baltimore and we, we, we talked about stuff, but it was in the most amazing venue called illusions. And the place is run, I think owned, I'm not sure. I was never quite quite clear on that, but the main magician is this guy named Spencer and he was on one of Diana's favorite shows, America Got Talent. And he was fascinating. He was this adorable tiny little tattooed elf. And I just loved him. I highly recommend going to a show there. Their bartender Nicole was amazing. to any rated because we were talking about important things, but not really, whatever. It was the drinks are great and the venue

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

is just full of like magic history. So

Jerk:

That's cool.

Bitch:

I gave a talk on some of you what may remember from whatever episode like a virgin was. When we talked about dragons, I brought up the Snallygaster and what I did was a deep dive into The full name of the Snallagaster in many papers was the Bovalapus Snallagaster. So I did a deep dive into the word Bovalapus and where that came from. TLDR, there was a water ox, water buffalo, a Filipino water buffalo that was captured, brought to America. And apparently many versions of that was captured and brought. I don't know because there was many circuses that had it. But there was a water buffalo that was running around called a Bovalapus. So I got to talk about my weird nerdy shit on a stage that was full of like magic and circus history. So it was my jam. Is

Jerk:

That

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

doesn't

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

sound

Bitch:

that the

Jerk:

up your alley

Bitch:

is

Jerk:

at all.

Bitch:

it does not sound I was like they had like on like their bar. There is like they had two of these little like I don't even know what you call them. These little spinning things. I sent Diana video of one of them. I don't know what you would call them. But these little like it was like a carousel these two miniature carousels. One was devils and one was witches. And so when the wind like picks up, they just start spinning. They just have these little spinning devils, these little spinning witches. It was so good. I was like, so just.

Jerk:

Aren't those the ones with the candles? Cause I think also some of those, the heat from the candle makes it spin. It's

Bitch:

Oh,

Jerk:

a thing.

Bitch:

so yeah, there was a candle on it. So that makes sense.

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

Science.

Jerk:

what it is. Yeah. Yay.

Bitch:

So it was a fantastic, it was a fantastic place. And you know, I love Baltimore and you're kind of sketchy, but lovely. You know how I feel about my shitty places. I just

Jerk:

I'm not

Bitch:

love

Jerk:

Ben.

Bitch:

you. I just love your trashiness. That really is a rave review on my part. And so,

Jerk:

That's cool.

Bitch:

other things like just before like we get started, just, you know, some general supernatural family stuff. So it is official of the two shows that on the CW that are, you know, to the shows that got renewed on CW,

Jerk:

Ahem.

Bitch:

Walker, Texas Ranger has been renewed for its fourth season.

Jerk:

Oh wow.

Bitch:

So that was really good. Walker Independence was canceled.

Jerk:

Oh, okay.

Bitch:

That is sad news. Winchester's still no nobody

Jerk:

Oh

Bitch:

knows they haven't been said canceled they haven't said renewed i kind of think they may just be end up going to amazon with you know

Jerk:

That's with that

Bitch:

with

Jerk:

teaser.

Bitch:

yeah with you know how happy they were like i think like i have a strong feeling

Jerk:

It's probably

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

being

Bitch:

maybe

Jerk:

negotiated.

Bitch:

what

Jerk:

That's probably what's happening.

Bitch:

yeah it was like we'll take it off well also you know like it would be like you know like sort of like them getting picked up for netflix right but just being picked up for amazon

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

So fingers crossed that's what's happened. We know it's not the end yet for our Winchesters. And I still haven't watched that season. And I like now, like I've seen some spoilers and like, fuck, I have to watch. Because like I was trying to hide because I wanted to like have it like a podcast where I watched that for the first time and like Diana's seen it, but I don't know if I can

Jerk:

But,

Bitch:

hold out

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

for that

Jerk:

I'm,

Bitch:

one.

Jerk:

you said I can't watch it because there's too many things that'll give away. So I can't.

Bitch:

I know you can't watch it. So,

Jerk:

I have to wait.

Bitch:

anyways, yeah, I

Jerk:

Ah.

Bitch:

don't know. We'll see. Maybe someday I'm just gonna be really bored and watch it. Probably. Almost given.

Jerk:

Boom.

Bitch:

So this episode though, these Winchesters, the, this world of the Winchesters. Oh boy. All right. So this was season six, episode 15 called the French mistake. So that refers to a scene in Blazing Saddles. And if you, if anybody has seen that movie, um, have, right? That is one you've seen. Okay.

Jerk:

Correct. Absolutely.

Bitch:

At the end, at

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

the end where like they like basically like the old west, like the fight breaks into like the hall and

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

they all start fighting like in the cafeteria of the film studio, right? So they break

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

the fourth wall. The song that there is being performed is called the French mistake.

Jerk:

Oh, okay.

Bitch:

So that's

Jerk:

I love a blazing

Bitch:

one interpretation.

Jerk:

saddles reference.

Bitch:

Yeah, that's a good one. And the other possible one is that it could refer to a gay man, a straight man having a gay sexual encounter, which he later regrets. The other front mistake. So I know you like that dick probably. But anyhow, this first aired

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

th,:

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

she's like, this is like one of the most amazing episodes she's ever seen. I knew from a newbie perspective, I thought, I was like, oh yeah, this is going to be a

Jerk:

Super

Bitch:

surprise.

Jerk:

fun. Yeah. Well, before we get to our I mean, I don't mind. But basically, I mean, they've they've teased it doing stuff like this. That's a little bit meta, but this is definitely over the top and it's fun. So that being said.

Bitch:

That being said, we start off with a zoom in on a computer laptop and a blog called Strange Happenings and something. I couldn't see, see what it was. But there's an article that says Mold Man, mystery continues, and there's a very gross picture on it.

Jerk:

entrails potentially

Bitch:

Tell them. Blood

Jerk:

something.

Bitch:

stuff.

Jerk:

So yeah, Dean's doing research and trying to pour booze, but his bottle empty and there's a big old thunderstorm and they are at Bobby's and Sam comes in and ends up Bobby is out on a quote unquote supply run, which means the liquor store apparently. But.

Bitch:

Yeah. And Sam's just like in this and they're like, yeah, we're out of Hunter's Helper. And one, I'm pretty sure there is, I just didn't have time to look. There must be someone who's taken this brand, right?

Jerk:

If not,

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

there's disappointment.

Bitch:

if not family business, hello, like open a distillery next to you called Hunter's Helper, like that just thought business rights itself.

Jerk:

Right. Well, and then but who shows up? But our old friend Balthazar, who in my notes is

Bitch:

Yay!

Jerk:

called Balty. So

Bitch:

Oh, baldy. And

Jerk:

Balty.

Bitch:

he is once again in like his V-neck t-shirt with his hairy chest and like his suit jacket on over it. And normally that's not my style, but I gotta lie. I gotta lie. Not mad

Jerk:

It works.

Bitch:

at it.

Jerk:

It works for

Bitch:

Not

Jerk:

him.

Bitch:

mad.

Jerk:

Working

Bitch:

No.

Jerk:

for him. And he is making a lot of references to The Godfather, which is another film Diana has not seen, but I was

Bitch:

Now

Jerk:

able

Bitch:

this

Jerk:

to.

Bitch:

is what my notes say, they're in The Godfather and in the role of Michael Corleone and then the Archangel Raphael-Diana has never seen The Godfather I assume.

Jerk:

Well, to be clear here, I mean, it's a really long movie from what I heard, but I'm also not completely culturally unaware of it. I'm like,

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

oh boy,

Bitch:

a beautiful,

Jerk:

Michael Corleone.

Bitch:

wonderful movie. Like,

Jerk:

I've

Bitch:

yes,

Jerk:

never

Bitch:

it's

Jerk:

heard of

Bitch:

very

Jerk:

it. Like, I don't think

Bitch:

long.

Jerk:

I say I know that name. It's like I'm aware of that. I'm

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

aware

Bitch:

it's

Jerk:

of

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

general

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

concept.

Bitch:

oh my God, like the or at least just read the novel or something. It's just the

Jerk:

That

Bitch:

story

Jerk:

sounds way

Bitch:

is like,

Jerk:

worse. Sounds boring.

Bitch:

they're both really great. They're both really

Jerk:

Okay,

Bitch:

good. Um, however,

Jerk:

well.

Bitch:

one thing I also want to say, so while he's doing this and he's making like his spell, like, like where'd the bowl come from? Like he just all of a sudden has this bowl.

Jerk:

He just he has a bowl. He's got the

Bitch:

Did he bring the bowl with him?

Jerk:

maybe

Bitch:

Like...

Jerk:

so. Maybe

Bitch:

Like

Jerk:

he's

Bitch:

was it

Jerk:

had

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

a bowl

Bitch:

under

Jerk:

in his

Bitch:

his

Jerk:

pocket.

Bitch:

jacket? He was like, oh the one thing I need is this bowl or

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

was the bowl in the fireplace? I was just... What does the bowl come from?

Jerk:

I was see that's where you went. I was more like, OK, salt that tracks having a bone of a lesser saint. OK, maybe buddy.

Bitch:

Well and it's not

Jerk:

But.

Bitch:

just...it wasn't just salt though, it was very specific salt, it was

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Dead Sea brine salt.

Jerk:

But still, that even like tracks because they have a lot of salt, so they got to have a rise of salt. But the one that I was kind of like that I thought was the funniest, but also like, what the fuck was the jar of lambs, blood of lamb in the in the fridge? Because

Bitch:

I mean,

Jerk:

that's

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

just what

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

you have laying

Bitch:

was

Jerk:

around.

Bitch:

there, right? So, but I mean, maybe he just made a rack of lamb and he had that left over. Where, I don't know, do you get that from the butcher? Do you cut your own lamb? Like what's going on with

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

that?

Jerk:

know.

Bitch:

Also

Jerk:

He had a

Bitch:

then

Jerk:

big old jar

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

of blood of lamb. That's all I know.

Bitch:

but he also IDs just this random piece of bone as not only is a vertebrae, which I guess I can see that, right? Like, okay,

Jerk:

Mm.

Bitch:

I guess spinal bone, I see this, but he's just like that of a lesser saint. Like what, like, does it like have a saintly glow? Like. How

Jerk:

How do

Bitch:

do

Jerk:

you

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

know?

Bitch:

know? And like, why do you know it's not an upper saint? Like, how do you know it's a saint? How do you know it's not just

Jerk:

I did

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

not see a label.

Bitch:

you know, like,

Jerk:

It was not labeled.

Bitch:

yeah, it didn't say like, it could have been like Drew the goat fuckers. Like, we don't know.

Jerk:

You fuck one goat.

Bitch:

You

Jerk:

Anyway,

Bitch:

fuck

Jerk:

that'll joke.

Bitch:

one

Jerk:

All

Bitch:

goat.

Jerk:

right. So, yeah. So Balti's running around putting the spell together, and he is very happy with Bobby's pantry, though, and he's having all these supplies. But basically, he's like, look. Raphael is going to be after it's after all of us Castiel's had to go underground and We've got a hit out on everyone that's helped him so there so Raphael is going to use all of us to draw Castiel

Bitch:

seems like a fair plan, right? Also, I have a gaping chest wound.

Jerk:

Oh, yeah, he opens his jacket and he's bleeding a lot. And Sam's super sus about all this. He's like, mmm, Balty, you sus. I don't I don't trust this shit. I don't buy it. Whatever. But both stars just draw and sigils on the glass with his book, with this mixture of the lamb's blood that he made.

Bitch:

Let's do this shit. Just

Jerk:

Just

Bitch:

like, la la

Jerk:

he

Bitch:

la

Jerk:

just

Bitch:

la

Jerk:

keeps

Bitch:

la.

Jerk:

he just

Bitch:

Yes

Jerk:

keeps

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

going

Bitch:

do.

Jerk:

like he has like no pause. He just keeps doing his thing and talking as he goes. But

Bitch:

To be fair,

Jerk:

and then he hints.

Bitch:

like, okay, like, you know, with like my ADHD brain,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

sometimes if I have a thought, like I can't like, you can't stop me, right? I know I'm going to lose that thought. Like if you, if you put a second thought in here, like it's just going to like

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

proceed and that one's just going to go away. So like maybe he's just like, I have to like, I've got these words of

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

have

Bitch:

spell.

Jerk:

to get this

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

all

Bitch:

get like,

Jerk:

out.

Bitch:

if you, if you say five, like I'm going to forget something.

Jerk:

Yeah. And but then he gives them a key. It looks like a locker key at a roller rink. That's what I first thought.

Bitch:

Yeah, I was just gonna forget this, okay.

Jerk:

on a big key chain. But, and he says, you all need to run with this. And then something invisible throws Balthazar across the room. It's not good. And we get a very, very, very serious angel marching into the room in his suit.

Bitch:

He's very large, he's very lurchy.

Jerk:

Yeah. And this is Virgil, we believe.

Bitch:

He's also very mafia hitman-like, right? So we're kind of

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

going with

Jerk:

much. He's

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

not

Bitch:

Godfather

Jerk:

very angel-y.

Bitch:

reference. He's just, he just looks like a dick.

Jerk:

He does. And

Bitch:

But also

Jerk:

so.

Bitch:

that also means to me he looks very nice, right? Like he looks like that, like he's a character who's like so mean and you just know like, I would just be like, oh, like, I was going to

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

redo

Jerk:

he's

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

got

Bitch:

bedtime

Jerk:

a herd

Bitch:

story.

Jerk:

of gold,

Bitch:

But Virgil,

Jerk:

like one

Bitch:

he

Jerk:

of those.

Bitch:

does.

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

Virgil's

Jerk:

he's just a big

Bitch:

got

Jerk:

old

Bitch:

a heart

Jerk:

teddy

Bitch:

of gold.

Jerk:

bear.

Bitch:

He's just a big old teddy bear underneath that. I just know you are, sir.

Jerk:

Oh, the

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

both

Bitch:

bless

Jerk:

of

Bitch:

his

Jerk:

ours

Bitch:

little

Jerk:

like.

Bitch:

heart.

Jerk:

Oh, both of ours like y'all got a run and as an angel fling of the brothers through the window. But instead

Bitch:

Yeah.

Jerk:

of landing outside in the middle of a storm. They land on a stunt mat indoors. Huh? Weird. Real weird, right?

Bitch:

Right,

Jerk:

And we hear

Bitch:

and then you hear cut.

Jerk:

an applause. They're filming the Supernatural TV show. What?

Bitch:

Yep, and somebody is telling Jared and Jensen that they did a great job, but they're actually saying Jared and Jensen.

Jerk:

And Jensen. Yeah. And obviously, our our Winchester brothers are very confused. So this is where it gets confusing writing about it. So I stick with referring to them as our Winchester brothers, because that's the only thing that makes sense to me. Just

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

so

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

you

Bitch:

mean,

Jerk:

know.

Bitch:

I always call them the boys anyways, because

Jerk:

That's true.

Bitch:

I'm a true Supernatural fan. But

Jerk:

Sorry.

Bitch:

no shade on you, you're still not there yet, but you'll

Jerk:

I know.

Bitch:

get there. More Crowley, you'll get to the boys eventually. You'll trust me, you'll get there. So if they were actually like the characters Sam and Dean, I just called them Sam and Dean, right? So if we're talking about like, we're talking about them in real life, like someone is telling them, so someone's telling Sam and Dean. But they're really

Jerk:

that

Bitch:

telling

Jerk:

they,

Bitch:

you, this is the only time that

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

I called them Jared and Jensen, because it was funny.

Jerk:

No, for sure.

Bitch:

So.

Jerk:

All right. So our brothers are very confused. We've got a, what appears to be a director and a stunt coordinator and other guys that work on the set talking about a, the scene that was just shot and about how it's going to take like 95 minutes to reset that window if they want to reshoot it. So if, or we can just cut the part where they sit on the Impala, that's how he says it, and talk about their feelings. which is hilarious. But the

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

director

Bitch:

or you could

Jerk:

says

Bitch:

do a

Jerk:

that,

Bitch:

freeze frame.

Jerk:

and the director does not wanna get the hate mail if they cut that part out. So that's funny too. Anyways, and Sam's looking around and realizes that the window they just busted through is made out of this really rubbery substance instead of glass.

Bitch:

Also, they're like on their free when they're talking about this this is where we start getting the first of the Season 6 reference which I just love like it's one of my favorite things about this episode is how much is like poke fun of it Like being season 6 and they're not

Jerk:

That is,

Bitch:

giving

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

fucks anymore

Jerk:

Yeah. So they're being called Jared and Jensen and are very confused about this, but they get pulled away, separated. Dean gets pulled to the makeup and he is not thrilled, especially when he realizes he's already wearing makeup and it's being removed. And he says, Oh crap, I'm a painted whore.

Bitch:

He is a painted whore. And Jared Sam is getting interviewed by Trish, and she

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

wants to know what's next for Sam Winchester in season 6.

Jerk:

But be sure to include

Bitch:

And if you

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

can

Jerk:

question

Bitch:

include

Jerk:

in your

Bitch:

the question

Jerk:

answer. Oh,

Bitch:

in your answer.

Jerk:

yeah. So they meet back up. Dean is pissed about having makeup on. And Sam has figured out that their life is a the the the plot of a TV show. And Dean is just they're just they're just flabbergasted by this. Like, why would anybody want to

Bitch:

Hey.

Jerk:

watch our lives? Well, according to the interviewer, not many people do.

Bitch:

And actually, I think their ratings were fine in season six, but I think I was watching, I'm pretty sure I was watching the show live at this point.

Jerk:

Okay, that's why I guess. But, and I like that when they reference Jared Padalecki, Dean goes, what, now you're Polish? Yay!

Bitch:

which I also know as a fellow Polak you're like anytime

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

like we get called out we're just like you recognize

Jerk:

Yay!

Bitch:

Polish people like because

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

you didn't make fun of us that much. All right

Jerk:

Just

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

a little, just a little.

Bitch:

just a little

Jerk:

All

Bitch:

bit

Jerk:

right.

Bitch:

so we go outside let me see

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

baby.

Jerk:

baby. Yay. Something's something's, you know, the same. But this guy's throwing like this muddy slop on it. And Dean is not happy until he realizes there's an entire row of babies in various states of. Repair or disrepair

Bitch:

Despair.

Jerk:

or damage. Yeah, it is pretty bad.

Bitch:

And

Jerk:

It is hilarious,

Bitch:

I don't

Jerk:

though.

Bitch:

understand why he's sick to his stomach, right? Cause I'd be like, look at all these parts.

Jerk:

No, because baby is baby and that means you don't know which one is the real one and it's all fake.

Bitch:

One of them is a real one and the other people all the ones are part bitches

Jerk:

Donor cars.

Bitch:

They're total garzes

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

when they're

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

fucking

Jerk:

guess.

Bitch:

there.

Jerk:

But his next line is, I want to go home. I feel like this whole place is bad touching me.

Bitch:

Well, a bad touch, a lot of bad touch.

Jerk:

Oh my

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

god,

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

I was

Bitch:

they

Jerk:

amused.

Bitch:

figure out, he was like, okay, what do we gotta do? All right, let's try and reach my boyfriend. Let's try and call Kat.

Jerk:

So they try, Dean prays, and nothing happens. But then they see him across the set. So they,

Bitch:

And

Jerk:

yay.

Bitch:

lo, behold, there is Cass.

Jerk:

There he is. They run up and Cass starts saying, like, yeah, you know, we've got to keep you out of Virgil's reach. So we're going to cast you into an alternate reality. And they're talking.

Bitch:

Which

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

really

Jerk:

Cass acts.

Bitch:

is the

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

plot, right? And so like, it's not really, like, they're really explaining like what's gonna happen. So if you listen, you're like, oh, this is explains like all this shit that just happened. You're

Jerk:

correct.

Bitch:

in alternate reality. It's similar to yours, except there's one thing that makes it very different.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm. And we're not even to that yet, but we're almost there, right?

Bitch:

Oh, I thought we were there. Okay, whatever, I got ahead of you.

Jerk:

But Kaz wants the key and.

Bitch:

No, this

Jerk:

Sit.

Bitch:

is, no, this is not, I was not ahead of you because the cast says

Jerk:

Oh.

Bitch:

that. And then Sam gives him the key.

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

Okay.

Jerk:

Yeah, no, you're right. So we've got the key and they're like, yeah, it opens the room where Baltazar stole, you know, stored every weapon that he stole from heaven. OK, well, that seems like a great thing for Castiel to have if he's in this war. All right.

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

sounds great.

Jerk:

yeah, yeah. So but they're like, you know, Samadina is still kind of surprised that Balthazar gave them this key and asks Castiel what's up with this whole TV thing. And Castiel is confused and pulls out his script to ask if they put out new pages for the script. Oh, shit.

Bitch:

It's the Cass! It's an

Jerk:

Nope.

Bitch:

actor!

Jerk:

Yes, this is this is

Bitch:

And his name is...

Jerk:

Misha.

Bitch:

What a horrible, terrible, uh, I forgot, no, they just made fun of it, whatever. I'm just like, whatever, they made fun of a statement. You know, I think Misha's a cute name anyways, but, I love Misha.

Jerk:

Yeah. So Sam snatches the key back as they walk away. I like that Sam asks if this is a cosmic joke and Dean's responses. If so, it's stupid and we don't get it.

Bitch:

Oh man, can I just also be like, yeah, the past like few, yeah, this cosmic joke is stupid and I don't get it.

Jerk:

So we've got them strolling around set very distraught, but guess what they find? Oh, who has a fancy trailer? Jensen has a fancy trailer. So they're going to go hang out in a fancy trailer on set with its own remote control helicopter and ginormous fish tank, which is very impractical as they notice.

Bitch:

And during this, Misha is also so happy that he got punked that he tweets, Hola, Misha Migos, J Squared got me good.

Jerk:

So they're all excited, though. They've got, you know, a laptop. So they're going to try to figure out what's going on. And really, they realize that they're like superstars. They're on magazine covers

Bitch:

Ah!

Jerk:

doing Blue Steel and surprised that Jensen's from Texas. What? And he was on a soap opera. Oh, we get a nice clip of it. It was pretty entertaining.

Bitch:

It was very entertaining. The dean has an idea.

Jerk:

Right. They're like, wait, well, we can't get so we can't reach Castiel. Maybe we can reverse Balthazar's spell. So let's find these ingredients and make this happen. OK. So they run back on set to go find ingredients where everything is fake.

Bitch:

It's all a prop.

Jerk:

It's.

Bitch:

Everything

Jerk:

Rubber.

Bitch:

is a prop.

Jerk:

Well, which makes sense. It's a TV show, guys. But it's a rubber vertebrae spring loaded knives. And Dana is having way too much fun with that spring loaded knife. But to be fair, they're really fun. I'd

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

be saying

Bitch:

no,

Jerk:

they're

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

like

Bitch:

have

Jerk:

stabbing

Bitch:

how

Jerk:

myself

Bitch:

do you not

Jerk:

for you

Bitch:

like yet?

Jerk:

all the time. So

Bitch:

Yes,

Jerk:

much.

Bitch:

yes.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Which is why we

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

are not allowed those.

Jerk:

Right. So and the director is watching this and he's like, at least they're talking to each other. I think it's an interesting comment.

Bitch:

Yeah, yeah, so that it yep, so that happens and so they decide okay, we're just gonna we're gonna leave this set We're gonna take off in in baby Baby doesn't sound so good

Jerk:

Baby's a prop. She barely drives.

Bitch:

Huh!

Jerk:

This is not the

Bitch:

Eeeeh!

Jerk:

real baby. It is very sad. And they get they get stopped by one of the prop kids, I guess.

Bitch:

And you know,

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

like this poor PA is just like, what the fuck is happening? Please stop,

Jerk:

Oh

Bitch:

I'm gonna lose my job. I can't explain that my actor stole the car that I was the one thing I'm responsible for.

Jerk:

But guess what they haven't said? They got a driver in an Escalade. Whaaaaat?

Bitch:

Here's an in my Cadillac Escalade Chicken.

Jerk:

with Cliff driving them around. And they are, they realize that they are, first off, everybody's surprised they're talking, but also they're in Vancouver. And Dean is pissed that

Bitch:

A

Jerk:

they

Bitch:

fucking

Jerk:

are not

Bitch:

Canada,

Jerk:

in America.

Bitch:

right? Thank you, Rosalind.

Jerk:

But they're gonna

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

go

Bitch:

we're gonna

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

go to...

Jerk:

Jared's to work on their acting.

Bitch:

I'm going to Jared's house.

Jerk:

And it's and it's fancy. It's a nice house. And I think it's hilarious when they're walking in here and we've got there this like enthralled and confused by the fact that there's a tanning bed and just how nice the house is. And there's this fancy little bar set up. But I'm noticing in the background some beautiful but large pop art of. Ruby. What?

Bitch:

Whaaat?

Jerk:

Could it be?

Bitch:

HUEH

Jerk:

Could it be not Ruby? But actually supposed to be a Genevieve?

Bitch:

We haven't learned her name yet, but here comes Ruby in a little black dress and they are together and the dress is perfect and I want to know where it is. So that's the perfect little black dress is very good one. And at first

Jerk:

It

Bitch:

it was

Jerk:

is.

Bitch:

just like, is she just like, oh my God, she's so short and she is, but it's just like also they had

Jerk:

very.

Bitch:

her sitting down and like, why would you ever direct her sitting down next to Jared Jensen?

Jerk:

Yeah, it's weird. But so they also have an alpaca in their backyard. This is what we also learn. But

Bitch:

Hehehe!

Jerk:

anyways, because it's a very green animal. Anyway, so we've got but we have Genevieve here now. It's Ruby, aka later we find out she goes by Jen. Sorry, I was going by the real world. I figured it out. Sorry. But. and

Bitch:

So smart.

Jerk:

she's got to go to the International Otter Charity Adoption Dinner.

Bitch:

Yeah, sometimes you have to go help international honors be adopted.

Jerk:

I want to go to an auto-adoption.

Bitch:

I will adopt all the otters. Honestly, if you just went to a place and really here's a picture of some otters swimming, give me like, give me money. I'd be like, okay. And they're like, if you give me more money, I'll let you play with that otter.

Jerk:

All the money,

Bitch:

All

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

the money this leg. Yeah. Take my, I'm throwing things. I was pumping the mic and just shit. Cause I'm very excited about the otters. Okay.

Jerk:

So she leaves and our brothers decide that they need to do some research. So they're in Jared's fancy office with some

Bitch:

in front of

Jerk:

art.

Bitch:

a photo of him riding a horse looking very serious.

Jerk:

Yes, very serious. It's pretty funny. But they're talking about how to get these ingredients and they're like, Well, take about a week. We do this round trip down to Mexico to steal this thing and blah, blah, blah, blah. And Sam's like, or we could buy it because we've got credit cards and apparently in this world we're rich.

Bitch:

and he pulls up Jared Padalecki's black card.

Jerk:

He does. Yeah. And purchases the bone that they need and is going to have it delivered

Bitch:

The

Jerk:

to the

Bitch:

other

Jerk:

airport

Bitch:

phone.

Jerk:

the next morning, skipping customs for personal pickup. Oh, that's

Bitch:

Oh, that's

Jerk:

nice.

Bitch:

so lovely. So nice.

Jerk:

Yeah. Uh, yeah. So Dean takes a nap. after

Bitch:

And

Jerk:

he

Bitch:

Sam's

Jerk:

rises

Bitch:

gonna

Jerk:

his

Bitch:

walk

Jerk:

card

Bitch:

around

Jerk:

fails.

Bitch:

the house drinking a beer, which is great because he was just drinking liquor at like in the other room. So now he's done with that liquor and now he's drinking beer as he's wandering through that his house.

Jerk:

I mean, you're in an alternate reality and shit's fucked, but apparently you're rich there. So, I mean, I don't blame

Bitch:

Yes,

Jerk:

him.

Bitch:

I mean I would be getting loaded too, but

Jerk:

Just

Bitch:

just saying.

Jerk:

observing, yeah. And Ruby gets back, AKA Jen. So he starts to ask about disasters that may have happened in the last year, like earthquakes and tsunamis. And she's like, yeah, I remember those from last season of your TV show. Oh. So this didn't happen in real life for them. Ooh. Ooh. But

Bitch:

Bye.

Jerk:

then she leads him to bed, so it's fine.

Bitch:

So, consent here.

Jerk:

Well, I mean, he is that other but so it's well depends. Is there

Bitch:

It's

Jerk:

another

Bitch:

so fucked

Jerk:

version

Bitch:

up.

Jerk:

of him

Bitch:

It's so

Jerk:

there?

Bitch:

fucked up. Like the other like they're like where is the where are the other versions of them?

Jerk:

That's a good question. Or do they

Bitch:

Did

Jerk:

become

Bitch:

they

Jerk:

them?

Bitch:

have they become them? I don't know. And now they're becoming, I'm just.

Jerk:

..

Bitch:

Anyways, alright,

Jerk:

Oh.

Bitch:

so we don't know what happens, they could have just gone to sleep. Okay,

Jerk:

Sure.

Bitch:

but they also show off like a very large ring on her finger too as she goes upstairs.

Jerk:

And the next morning we're at the airport and Cliff kind of wants to know, but he kind of doesn't.

Bitch:

He goes like we're not doing anything illegal are we and then Sam asked him would it make you feel better if we said no And close like no Which is not a great driver. The driver should say, yeah, I mean like, it's fine. You

Jerk:

The driver

Bitch:

don't

Jerk:

should

Bitch:

have anything

Jerk:

shut his

Bitch:

to worry

Jerk:

mouth.

Bitch:

about.

Jerk:

I'm just kidding.

Bitch:

Driver should shut his pie hole.

Jerk:

Oh

Bitch:

Joanne, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his pie hole.

Jerk:

Well, yeah,

Bitch:

Anyways.

Jerk:

I'm just saying this driver's this type of driver should shut his mouth. But all right. So back on set are everyone's and everybody once again is still surprised that they are, you know, talking and especially surprised that they are on set first because they think they're putting together their magic spell to get back to the real world. But everybody on set thinks they're there to help shoot a scene. And

Bitch:

Oops.

Jerk:

yeah. They're working on actor stuff. So

Bitch:

So,

Jerk:

we get

Bitch:

yeah,

Jerk:

this scene.

Bitch:

Dean Dillardine

Jerk:

Ah, it's

Bitch:

tells the director,

Jerk:

so

Bitch:

he's

Jerk:

bad.

Bitch:

just like, look, he's like, I would, can we have some time to do some Microsoft? And he's like, no. And they're like, cut to them, they're your chairs. And Misha is just like, ooh, priority, what's in your box? And Sam says something that I think if we were ever in this conversation, you wouldn't even bat an eyelash.

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

Sam

Jerk:

you're correct.

Bitch:

says, I bought part of a dead person. I think he would just be like, who?

Jerk:

Yeah, that's accurate. That tracks, 100%.

Bitch:

Or is this, and then you probably, or go, is this legal? And then go, I don't

Jerk:

Don't

Bitch:

want to

Jerk:

wanna

Bitch:

know.

Jerk:

know.

Bitch:

Unlike Cliff, you would say the right answer. I don't want to know.

Jerk:

Correct.

Bitch:

Correct

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

answer, yes.

Jerk:

Yes, that is what you say. So, yeah. So now we've got to do lines. And this is...

Bitch:

No, no, we're not doing lines, we're acting.

Jerk:

Well, sure, we're acting. We've got to do a scene.

Bitch:

That was a joke.

Jerk:

Oh, dammit, I missed it. You're right.

Bitch:

Sorry.

Jerk:

We're not doing lines. Dammit, we're acting. So we've got this

Bitch:

Well, if they're

Jerk:

Sam.

Bitch:

acting, they're probably also doing lines. Ah!

Jerk:

So it's Sam Dean and Misha are trying to run the scene. That's how I'm delineating in my head. That's all. That's all I could do it. Are doing the scene. And we realize that. Sam and Dean, not Jensen and Jared, Sam and Dean are terrible actors. Like it's bad, but it is fucking hilarious how they pull this off. It is so

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

good.

Bitch:

and doing like all the things like you would assume that first, you know, young amateur actors would make, you know, Dean looks at his mark. Sam can't figure out what to do with his hands. Can't

Jerk:

Oh yeah.

Bitch:

remember his lines. Sam can't stop looking at like the camera. So Dean's like, look anywhere else. And so he just

Jerk:

So

Bitch:

looks,

Jerk:

look at

Bitch:

gets

Jerk:

the ceiling.

Bitch:

his life.

Jerk:

It's so hilarious. And yeah, it's bad. It's bad. So we get the the the crew talking about like, well, we have all the lines. They're trying to figure out if they can make any of it work. They're trying to figure out if they can like piece it together and make it look experimental. And of course, our Sam and Dean are talking off the side about, you know, talking shit about the script. But.

Bitch:

Yep, and we get another like whatever season six.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

Yeah, and Misha is once again tweeting.

Jerk:

Yeah, he is a fan of the tweet on his BlackBerry about them being hung over, because that's what he assumes.

Bitch:

IMOJNJ had a late one last night.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm. So we get them trying to go do the spell now. They're trying to go piece this together. But

Bitch:

But while

Jerk:

while this is

Bitch:

this

Jerk:

happening,

Bitch:

is happening, yeah.

Jerk:

we've got the director on the phone with Sarah asking, they're asking what terror alert level they're at, and the level is orange. And it's like, look, we thought it was good that Jensen and Jared were talking. but now they're like living together and smuggling illegal stuff from Mexico. Misha tweeted about it being a black market organ thing. And we've got other guys, they're just,

Bitch:

Living

Jerk:

they've lost

Bitch:

their

Jerk:

any

Bitch:

best

Jerk:

of,

Bitch:

lives!

Jerk:

they think it's drugs and they've lost any talent

Bitch:

Or organs,

Jerk:

that they ever had.

Bitch:

it could be also black market organs. So they're talking, they're partying, they're living together. We love it, the network does not love it. Sarah's on the phone, but all the time this is happening in the background, Sam and Dean are trying to work their spell.

Jerk:

They are. And then they try to then they smash through the window.

Bitch:

Season

Jerk:

And it

Bitch:

6.

Jerk:

doesn't work. It doesn't work. So back in the trailer, because they like hanging out there, they're like, look, is it even possible to get back? They're up all night. The world didn't have an apocalypse. It doesn't seem to be any monsters, ghosts, demons. Those are all pretend here. So there's no hunters and nobody, nothing to hunt. So there's no magic in this alternate universe.

Bitch:

then

Jerk:

Ooh.

Bitch:

not only is there no magic, there is no supernatural. How meta is that? There's no supernatural, there's no show, but there is a show. And I'm just sitting here like holding a bottle of wine. It's

Jerk:

Like,

Bitch:

like.

Jerk:

so there. So what does this mean? Will a spell work if there's no magic there? Oh, and then if there's no spell, no magic, no supernatural, is there no heaven, no hell and no God and therefore no angels?

Bitch:

So okay, and the way this gets written out, I'm pretty sure this is a song with it, right? There's no supernatural, no demons, no hell, no heaven, no God, but also no angels, right? Like, so we're in there, like, I don't know, run, write a song with it.

Jerk:

Yeah, I think there was a song with that already but

Bitch:

I'm sure there is, it's probably like Edds and Roses and whatever, so. So we cut to what I first like I thought was a motel room, but I'm assuming it is a motel, after later, that

Jerk:

to Motel

Bitch:

it is.

Jerk:

Room Set.

Bitch:

is a set motel room because

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

it looks like one of the supernatural motel rooms.

Jerk:

Yes, and it has a sigil on the window just like the sigil that we saw at Bobby's window and it glows and then Virgil is there. Oh no!

Bitch:

And then if you think about it, so we now have another broken window. And remember what they said earlier

Jerk:

It took 95

Bitch:

about

Jerk:

minutes

Bitch:

how

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

long

Jerk:

reset

Bitch:

it

Jerk:

that

Bitch:

takes

Jerk:

shit.

Bitch:

to set this? lot of windows that they're doing this to. It's kind of mean.

Jerk:

in the ass. Yeah. Yeah. So we see a green screen and two guys practice stunt men practicing fighting in front of a version of baby. Like Dean has a little comment as he walks by though, it makes me very happy. Sorry not to knock on Canada too much. But he's like, he just wants to get out of Canada. If here's one one more conversation about hockey, he's gonna puke.

Bitch:

Fair, I'm

Jerk:

Which is

Bitch:

fair,

Jerk:

also funny

Bitch:

I get.

Jerk:

right now because I've actually like not watched a ton of hockey but playoffs are on right now and the Dallas Stars are in the playoffs and There's a couple really good fights and like if it's on like hockey's on I'm walking by and a fight breaks out I'm gonna stop and watch

Bitch:

you know, and I have, you know, I've

Jerk:

I feel

Bitch:

been

Jerk:

like I should

Bitch:

to,

Jerk:

like hockey more

Bitch:

I have, I enjoy live hockey. Um, I don't even, I don't think this team is there anymore, but like, there used to be, um, a team that we had down there that had like dollar beer and dog nights, just like the,

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

they use them at baseball things. So,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

yeah. And so then like, we'll just give you like little cups of beer, but then you could take like 25 of those that make like a cup. And then also because hockey's not a big thing that you can just buy like the cheap tickets and then go like down to like the ringside because you just walk down. Um, but also like, you know, I've seen like, you know, I've been to range and like, I don't like sports ball. Everyone knows this. I've been to Rangers games, you know, but I like like why I'm sports. It's different.

Jerk:

Go to a live sporting event, it's totally

Bitch:

I'm also

Jerk:

different.

Bitch:

just a drunk. So I'm just like, yeah, I just want to go drink and watch

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

people

Jerk:

there's,

Bitch:

get in fights.

Jerk:

there's like, yeah, it's a different, different thing. But anyways, yeah, I was almost like, oh yeah, because we've been watching a little bit of stars games, but it's kind of funny. So our, our brother's get turned around on set and run into Virgil. Oh no. And he puts his hand on Dean's head, but nothing happens because there's no fucking magic.

Bitch:

his smite dysfunction.

Jerk:

Yeah. Smythe dysfunction.

Bitch:

SD he's gotten he's gotten a he's a little green pill. I don't know why I assume like for like a smiting that it's green. But you know, some pharmaceutical company will make him agree. I think it's I saw green screen. Anyways, all

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

right.

Jerk:

funny.

Bitch:

So but there's like, Oh, cool. Like you don't have any powers. This will be great.

Jerk:

There's a mojo free zone, but then they get into a fist fight and it is a virtual is pretty strong. And it

Bitch:

He'd fight man. Like I was like,

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

oh yeah, like you don't have any powers, but you're

Jerk:

Ha

Bitch:

also

Jerk:

ha ha.

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

But

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

oh

Bitch:

mixed

Jerk:

shit.

Bitch:

martial artist or something

Jerk:

Yeah. Apparently, you should be on UFC. Run the wrong show. Anyways,

Bitch:

Yeah, he kicks

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

butt. He's just like, boom.

Jerk:

yeah. And our stunt coordinator, we had a way in in the background. Our stunt coordinator is bragging about how all the fights that he he puts together on the show to some.

Bitch:

No, he's bragging about them to a blonde girl. So he's

Jerk:

Well

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

yeah,

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

hey

Jerk:

a blonde

Bitch:

babe,

Jerk:

chick.

Bitch:

do you

Jerk:

Look,

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

yeah,

Bitch:

look

Jerk:

I

Bitch:

at all

Jerk:

do

Bitch:

these

Jerk:

all the

Bitch:

fights

Jerk:

fights,

Bitch:

that are going.

Jerk:

bleh.

Bitch:

And she's like, yeah, it's so exciting.

Jerk:

What about that fight right there? And,

Bitch:

How do you do that?

Jerk:

mm-hmm, mm-mm. Nope, and so they all go running to break up the fight. And as they're getting pulled apart, Virgil pulled the key out of Sam's pocket and runs. Oh no.

Bitch:

I do like that, you know, as much as we know, this is like, again, like you said, it looks like a roller, like

Jerk:

It was like

Bitch:

either like

Jerk:

a

Bitch:

a roller

Jerk:

Keto

Bitch:

skate rink

Jerk:

roll.

Bitch:

key

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

or like at like a shoulder bond key.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Like that's also possible. Like at least they made it. At least it was very obvious when it got stolen. You're like, Oh, there goes that orange space.

Jerk:

Yeah, exactly. So we've got a director back on the phone with Sarah and they're like, look, Jared Jensen, we're just seen beating an extra to death. Cause

Bitch:

But

Jerk:

everybody thinks

Bitch:

hey,

Jerk:

that Virgil's an extra.

Bitch:

not all the way to death. That's a positive, not a positive. He's thinking so alive.

Jerk:

But basically they're like, are they on an extended acid trip? I think Sarah might need to come down, but they're not sure that the brothers that Jared and Jensen will know who she is because she's new. So they need Kripke to come himself.

Bitch:

And then she's just like, how is that going to make me look like I'm a new boss bitch in charge and I had to fly like this dude in. And if you've been listening to us for the past six seasons of this or watched anything, you know, this is all actually happening in real life. Not exactly. Not exactly. Uh, Kripke at this point was not in a cabin running his next pilot for Octo Cobra. I believe he was probably working on the boys. I think that's what this was. I don't know. I don't know what exactly he was working on, but

Jerk:

but

Bitch:

I just

Jerk:

not

Bitch:

love

Jerk:

Octocobra.

Bitch:

the fact that that this was the name that came up from what he was working with was Octocobra.

Jerk:

Octocobra. So they're just debating Sam and Dean are debating if

Bitch:

Oh,

Jerk:

Virgil's

Bitch:

also,

Jerk:

also.

Bitch:

yeah, also that Bob Singer, who we later learned is Bob Singer, says, Mother of God, don't buy anything.

Jerk:

So they're debating if Bert Virgil stuck to, because if they're stuck with no magic, then maybe he's stuck there as well, which is, I guess, good and bad. And we see Misha leaving the set tweeting about, you know, how that feeling is, you know, that weird feeling when someone's in your backseat.

Bitch:

He also condescends to our little production assistant or whatever this guy is who had the car earlier who I feel like he's just In a lot of these scenes for no reason, but he was just like good night little fella. I'm like, oh me sure Don't say that to to the people

Jerk:

on his namaste

Bitch:

Because that

Jerk:

shirt

Bitch:

means

Jerk:

getting

Bitch:

what happened?

Jerk:

in a Prius.

Bitch:

Yeah, then the next thing it happens makes it like, okay So you're kind of like a shit to the production guy. Then you got into a Prius

Jerk:

Yeah. And then you said a weird tweet about feeling like there's somebody in the back seat. And then Virgil's got a knife

Bitch:

Frowny

Jerk:

to your

Bitch:

face.

Jerk:

throat because

Bitch:

Frowny

Jerk:

you

Bitch:

face.

Jerk:

are the because he frowny face. But Virgil is in your back seat and he's got a knife to your throat now. OK. OK, then. So Sam and Dean are searching the set for Virgil, but the director is waiting for them and corners them because he thinks that this is all a big play to get a raise.

Bitch:

And just like, is this the kind of act that goes away if I give you, if I give you more money? Like, I love that. Just like, eh? Can I just, can I just pay this problem away?

Jerk:

Yeah, if I just give you money, will you stop being weird? I don't know. And he's like, look, I'm not just your director or your executive producer, but you should think of me as Uncle Bob Singer. And

Bitch:

And that's what I realized.

Jerk:

they

Bitch:

This is

Jerk:

call

Bitch:

the-

Jerk:

him a douchebag for naming a character after himself on the show.

Bitch:

Yeah, what kind of douchebag means a character after himself? Oh, oh, Uncle Bob. And then Bob just gives them a talking to.

Jerk:

Yeah, yeah, I mean, you can't come to work on poppers and smuggle kidneys in from Mexico and make up your own lines.

Bitch:

pretty sure my union contract says I can.

Jerk:

That was

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

hilarious.

Bitch:

then Lane Dean's just like, you know, sir, we are not actors.

Jerk:

We're

Bitch:

We are

Jerk:

brothers.

Bitch:

hunters.

Jerk:

We are the Winchesters.

Bitch:

And that matters in the world we come from.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

And maybe this world is hands, but does that all mean? We must run. We must find Virgil.

Jerk:

Ahhhh

Bitch:

So we cut from that to a crying Misha and Virgil, who now not only does he have a nice knife to his throat, now he has to listen to him.

Jerk:

Yeah. And then there's about how do you live in a world where there's nothing but dirt when you die, no power, no magic. But Virgil is going to make a blood bowl phone call. So he's got to cut Misha's throat.

Bitch:

So he does that to call to Raphael while the homeless dude watches creepily.

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

And now we know why this was like brought up in the recap. We have that flashback to Meg doing the throat thing where she was

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

like,

Jerk:

blood bowl.

Bitch:

so now this is saying that also works on the heaven side.

Jerk:

Yeah, that's questionable, right? I mean, that seems like they wouldn't want to do that. I don't know. Seems like a dark way

Bitch:

Um,

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

okay,

Jerk:

make

Bitch:

but

Jerk:

a

Bitch:

he's

Jerk:

phone

Bitch:

just

Jerk:

call.

Bitch:

like, he's like, Oh, this is what I reduced to. I'm like, it feels amazing. Is there anybody like a filthy demon? But I

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

don't, I don't get it.

Jerk:

Little blood bowl phone though, comes through apparently. And...

Bitch:

Yeah, you know, like the cover, the gifts to carry, like they've gotten up to that 5g, you know, if you just got that wax, last vaccine, you could have gotten this blood bowl coverage. So,

Jerk:

So.

Bitch:

So, okay, so we got Sam. Yeah, so he calls it Homeless Dude Watches and we got like Sam and Dean walking into Jared's house.

Jerk:

Correct. And Jen is there crying and tells them that Misha's been stabbed to death. And their first response is, where? And she's like, what the fuck? Why is that your response?

Bitch:

And so I get like also there as you like where like as a location but like just like like is that where like

Jerk:

Thank you. On his body.

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

We go

Bitch:

we

Jerk:

to the

Bitch:

now

Jerk:

crime

Bitch:

cut

Jerk:

scene.

Bitch:

to a Canadian crime scene tape. Will you tell

Jerk:

I have

Bitch:

your

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

Canadian?

Jerk:

Canadian crime scene tape. It has maple leaves on it. What the

Bitch:

It sure does.

Jerk:

f-

Bitch:

That's how crimes are in Canadian.

Jerk:

I mean, they definitely made that just for this show, right?

Bitch:

Wait! Okay, so

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

the homeless guy is telling a cop about the Ninja Turtle Raphael.

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

And

Jerk:

the

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

crying

Bitch:

sca- this- this-

Jerk:

man, the crying, he killed the, the scary man killed the attractive crying man.

Bitch:

The poor and tragic crying man has now died. But there was a voice that told Virgil to go back where he crossed over with the key.

Jerk:

Yes. And so, uh, Dean throws the guys some money and they're like, well, shit, he got the key. Then Cassiel is going to be dead and our world's going to be toast. So we've got to go stop him. Now they have a plan. But.

Bitch:

But how much trouble could Angel know Wings be?

Jerk:

Yeah, you know, he's got no power. So we see Virgil at the pawn shop. With a nice pistol and ask for the 12 gauge tactical shotgun. Tells the pawn shop owner that shop worker that he is the weapons keeper of heaven.

Bitch:

Also, like the pawn shop owner or whatever he was like, you really know your ordinance. He

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

just asked for a 12 gauge pump action shotgun.

Jerk:

Yeah, it's not

Bitch:

He

Jerk:

that

Bitch:

didn't

Jerk:

fancy.

Bitch:

ask for anything like spectacular. There's like the most basic and obvious of guns. Like you should know your ordinance. So, I'm gonna go ahead and show you guys what I'm talking about. I'm gonna show you guys what I'm talking about.

Jerk:

Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah.

Bitch:

I mean it is, I would say it is Canada, but Canada shoots, I know a lot of rednecks from there.

Jerk:

Well, so Virgil butt checks this guy and then there's a bell rings as

Bitch:

Oh,

Jerk:

someone

Bitch:

is that

Jerk:

else

Bitch:

what

Jerk:

comes

Bitch:

you call

Jerk:

in the

Bitch:

it

Jerk:

store.

Bitch:

now? He's just butt checking.

Jerk:

I don't

Bitch:

I

Jerk:

know

Bitch:

just...

Jerk:

what else.

Bitch:

I don't know, I was just putting him in the head with a shotgun. I know there was a cool term for it. Butt checks. I

Jerk:

That's the word. When

Bitch:

don't

Jerk:

you hit someone with the butt of your gun, you hit someone with the butt of the gun,

Bitch:

know.

Jerk:

you butt check

Bitch:

I'm damned

Jerk:

them?

Bitch:

with it. I just didn't know that was a term.

Jerk:

I think it is. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy.

Bitch:

If it's not, like it is now.

Jerk:

It is now. And shoots another customer coming into the store. So we know Virgil ain't scared.

Bitch:

No, it was not. It was not. It was a lot. Like, oh shit, he just shot that guy.

Jerk:

He has not a nice angel.

Bitch:

No, no he's a dick.

Jerk:

So back on set, Sam and Dean are waiting and they're just like, look, I mean, what are we going to do if we're stuck, if we can't get the key and give passage back? And they're like, well, you know, Sam, at least wouldn't be bad off is what Dean starts telling him. He's like, look, you know, you've got, you know, this, you know, this house, you've got, you know, this wife, you've got these seems like things that we get. You're famous. Like it seems like things are pretty fucking good. And Sam's like, yeah, no, I mean, this is that's not that's not home.

Bitch:

Well he's also just like, oh, our friends are back there. I'm like, what fucking friends?

Jerk:

Bobby.

Bitch:

You have Bobby and you have Cass. That's like fucking

Jerk:

That's about

Bitch:

it.

Jerk:

it, true.

Bitch:

Like, I don't know, this world, you got a smoking hot wife who likes otters and alpaca and bill in millions

Jerk:

and money.

Bitch:

dollars. Well, not anymore. Cause you just bought all these relics. So you're probably broke now, but you've got no pack.

Jerk:

Yeah, but Sam's also is like, look, but we don't we don't mean the same thing here. You know,

Bitch:

that

Jerk:

we're

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

not even

Bitch:

have

Jerk:

brothers.

Bitch:

in alpaca.

Jerk:

You can buy an alpaca.

Bitch:

Not

Jerk:

This

Bitch:

in

Jerk:

wouldn't

Bitch:

his

Jerk:

have anywhere

Bitch:

other

Jerk:

to

Bitch:

world

Jerk:

keep

Bitch:

apparently.

Jerk:

it. Oh, true.

Bitch:

In this world he gets it on Pac-I don't know where the fuck you're leaving. Anyways.

Jerk:

Yeah, so either way, so they at least at this point kind of weighed the pros and cons of both worlds, but they both want to go back to their world. And

Bitch:

Well,

Jerk:

so

Bitch:

and the big thing is Sam's just like, we're not even brothers here. And so there is a huge family thing. It's all about family.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

So we

Jerk:

The thing

Bitch:

got

Jerk:

Dean

Bitch:

outside.

Jerk:

forgot in the previous episode, right? Oh, yeah.

Bitch:

No,

Jerk:

Sorry.

Bitch:

no,

Jerk:

Oh,

Bitch:

oh, oh,

Jerk:

uh-huh.

Bitch:

shade.

Jerk:

All right. So outside are we've got our director and the that the the I don't know, the props kid hanging around.

Bitch:

Proskid PA? I don't know, I'm just assuming he's a PA,

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

but...

Jerk:

PA, PA, the director of the PA and who has arrived?

Bitch:

He pulls up this SUV.

Jerk:

And they're like, oh, so awful about Misha, but it got us the front page in variety, but so

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

tragic.

Bitch:

it's just, yeah. So very classic Hollywood is like, Oh, it's so sad about our starboard died, but Hey box office ratings. Yeah, we got you. We got you. And so Eric says like, cool. busting

Jerk:

And

Bitch:

their guns blazing.

Jerk:

yeah, so. But while they're talking, Virgil starts walking up and they're like, Oh, shit, that's the extra that they tried to beat up in there. And Eric's like, cool, cool, I got this. Virgil starts blasting. That's just what happens. Pulls the shotgun and shoots

Bitch:

Many, many times.

Jerk:

Eric three times. We've got

Bitch:

Wild

Jerk:

some really

Bitch:

old west

Jerk:

epic.

Bitch:

music is playing right?

Jerk:

Yeah, the epic

Bitch:

So

Jerk:

old

Bitch:

this

Jerk:

west

Bitch:

is very

Jerk:

trumpet.

Bitch:

absurd. This

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

is not

Jerk:

so

Bitch:

a serious

Jerk:

good.

Bitch:

dying scene

Jerk:

Now.

Bitch:

This is very much absurd violence

Jerk:

For sure.

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

It's a three-shot gun blast, though. That's brutal. And then he pulls his pistol and shoots the director.

Bitch:

He shoots Bobby Singer or Bob Singer. So we've

Jerk:

Bob.

Bitch:

got Krivki down, Bob Singer

Jerk:

Bob

Bitch:

down,

Jerk:

down.

Bitch:

and then he just like started shooting up a set.

Jerk:

Yeah. And just everyone like the the one of the assistants was saying like, Oh, I don't know. Gunfire on the call sheet today. And then he gets shot in the back while everybody else is getting shot. And Sam is able to distract Virgil while Dean tackles him and just starts punching him a lot. We have another three way fight with Sam Dean and Virgil. Sam does manage to get the fucking key back. Thank goodness. That's important. Right when then the sigil starts glowing and they're like, Oh no, Raphael, this is not good. But they go through the window anyways and end up in a parking lot of a motel.

Bitch:

No, and freeze frame! So

Jerk:

They

Bitch:

we

Jerk:

do

Bitch:

have

Jerk:

get a

Bitch:

the

Jerk:

freeze

Bitch:

reference

Jerk:

frame.

Bitch:

back to the beginning where they were just like, who the fuck would do a freeze frame? And then here we get a freeze

Jerk:

A freeze

Bitch:

frame!

Jerk:

frame. Freeze frame. Through the window. Yes. So a woman is walking up to them in the parking lot in a nice suit. Says you two have the strangest luck.

Bitch:

He's a nice suit. She's in a boring fucking spread suit. They all goddamn weird. She looks like a G man team and whatever.

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

And but also she's there and then here

Jerk:

nicely

Bitch:

comes

Jerk:

tailored.

Bitch:

It is nicely tailored as well. I do appreciate a woman in a good menswear suit.

Jerk:

hard to do.

Bitch:

It was hard to do. It was, it was well but you know she's been so easier. So here, then any income flaps balthazar just flaps it.

Jerk:

Balty's there and yeah, and he's like, and that will open your locker at the Albany bus station. Hmm.

Bitch:

The weapons are all gone! This is all a distraction! Look over there! Look

Jerk:

Yeah,

Bitch:

over

Jerk:

the boy,

Bitch:

there!

Jerk:

the brothers, the boys were a decoy. They were they were so well hidden that the weapons needed time to be found. And they were the distraction for Virgil. Rafael is fucking pissed. And who shows up? Castiel.

Bitch:

He flaps

Jerk:

Flippy

Bitch:

it,

Jerk:

flaps,

Bitch:

he flaps

Jerk:

flapping

Bitch:

it.

Jerk:

in.

Bitch:

Flapping it.

Jerk:

And it's

Bitch:

I got

Jerk:

like.

Bitch:

all those powers weapons now. Woo.

Jerk:

Yeah. And he's like, Rafael, you need to get the fuck away from Balthazar. Hmm. I've got all the weapons, so I got all the power. And we get a really cool I got the power and we got a really cool silhouette with lightning of of

Bitch:

Wig flap!

Jerk:

wings, big, big wings, Castiel's big, big

Bitch:

It was

Jerk:

wingspan.

Bitch:

like a dick throw, but it was a winks. It was like, check out my big dick winks.

Jerk:

Wings not dick wings though.

Bitch:

not dick wings.

Jerk:

And then Rafael flaps away. Rafael Ghosn.

Bitch:

Flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps,

Jerk:

Flap, flap. Yeah.

Bitch:

flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps, flaps,

Jerk:

Yeah. This is a now we've got both are telling Castiel, like, look, you've got your sword, try not to die by it. And Castiel touches. the shoulders of Sam and Dean and all

Bitch:

It's a nice

Jerk:

their

Bitch:

shoulder boob. We're not doing a forehead

Jerk:

little

Bitch:

boob.

Jerk:

shoulder.

Bitch:

We're doing a nice

Jerk:

It's

Bitch:

shoulder,

Jerk:

a shoulder

Bitch:

calm

Jerk:

boop

Bitch:

shoulder boob.

Jerk:

and we're back at Bobby singers. Oh,

Bitch:

Ask me when I can.

Jerk:

Castiel was in on it all along. He knew

Bitch:

Ah!

Jerk:

both stars plan He would have done the same thing because if I lose against Raphael we all lose and Dean

Bitch:

When

Jerk:

is

Bitch:

won't

Jerk:

very

Bitch:

you get this?

Jerk:

Frustrated and why is Dean is so frustrated by this and I'm annoyed that Dean is frustrated by this. This seems

Bitch:

because

Jerk:

so

Bitch:

his boyfriend's

Jerk:

obvious

Bitch:

not telling him everything.

Jerk:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bitch:

His boyfriend's not being honest and you should be honest in a mature relationship.

Jerk:

But if he knew, then they would have known and it wouldn't have worked.

Bitch:

It wouldn't have worked, but you're not that important to you, Winchester. Heaven's more important than you.

Jerk:

Hmm. So

Bitch:

Anyways, so...

Jerk:

Sam, Sam starts tapping the wall to make sure it's real and not a set, which is funny.

Bitch:

I do get that.

Jerk:

but they like that they're back at their moldy, termitey, home sweet home. Chunk full of crap that'll want to skin you and they're broke again.

Bitch:

But at least you're talking.

Jerk:

And that was a hilarious ending line, because that was the joke all along.

Bitch:

So what just happened? Oh my god. What was this episode

Jerk:

What the fu-

Bitch:

and in order to do this I'm going to throw Diana into a quiz corner

Jerk:

Quiz corner, okay.

Bitch:

I don't know what the

Jerk:

It's like

Bitch:

fuck

Jerk:

a

Bitch:

I'm calling

Jerk:

quiz

Bitch:

this.

Jerk:

couch.

Bitch:

Like a quiz couch, because we're taking her casting couch. I wouldn't let her look at casting couch because I didn't want her to know what was real and what was... Alright

Jerk:

Hehehehehehe

Bitch:

so, you ready? What the fuck just happened? Alright number one, was that the real Bobby Singer? That's

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

a question. Was that the real Robert Singer?

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

It was not. That was Brian Doyle Murray. You may know him from such films as Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, Caddyshack 2, 16 Candles, National Lampoon's Vacation, Wayne's World, SpongeBob, Scrooge, Cabin Boy, and he played Jack Ruby in the Oliver Stone JFK. What? All

Jerk:

Interesting.

Bitch:

right, second.

Jerk:

I know a lot of fun Jacobi facts. Go ahead.

Bitch:

I figured I thought you would, we could add that to your Jack group. Like I feel like that's going to be a new thing for you. I don't know why that's weird. Um, okay. Anyways. All right. So it has, it's a work thing guys. It's not just a weird, it's a thing. Okay. Whatever. All right. Number two, was that the real Eric Kripke?

Jerk:

S-A-S.

Bitch:

No, that

Jerk:

Oh.

Bitch:

was Michael Hobson. He was Parker in he was in Parker with Jason Satham and Jennifer Lopez. He also appeared in the series Homeland and was a lead in the rom-com stare in stereo. All right.

Jerk:

Hmm.

Bitch:

Was that the real stunt coordinator?

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

ut this. So he passed away in:

Jerk:

No.

Bitch:

Yes, they were real!

Jerk:

Ah.

Bitch:

They were Mark Carpenter and Todd Scott who actually are... or Todd... I had Todd Scoot! So maybe Todd

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

Scoot?

Jerk:

good.

Bitch:

I don't know if I typed wrong? I hope your name is Todd Scoot, but Todd Scott's probably... They were the real Scott Devils. All right, was that Sarah Gamble on the phone?

Jerk:

Might as well have been, but I doubt they would use her.

Bitch:

No it was not, it was the voice of the actress Hillary Jardine who is a Canadian actress who made her TV debut on... Psych.

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

All right, so she was recurring

Jerk:

Oh

Bitch:

one with Nicolas Cage and in:

Jerk:

Huh? That was not a well written synopsis. And what? I don't know what the fuck's happening.

Bitch:

But I also want to watch it immediately

Jerk:

I know.

Bitch:

because I have to know what happened. All right. Some other notable crew members in this episode of the director of photography, Sergei Landers, I'm switching your last name, Linda Sue, uh,

Jerk:

Mm-hmm.

Bitch:

was played by Art Kitchen, Kevin Parks, uh, the first direct assistant director on the odd number episodes, also known as parks, the PDF, because he has extreme knowledge of supernatural was played by Jason Bryden. The producer Jim Michaels was played by Garwin Sanford, who also played Deacon in season two's Folsom Prison, and the driver, aka Cliff Closterman, who the real Cliff Closterman played Tiny in Folsom Prison, right? So

Jerk:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Bitch:

we were tiny, we loved tiny.

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

He became a driver and personal bodyguard to

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Jared and Jensen. And but in the show in here was played by the actor, Philip Maurice Hayes.

Jerk:

Aww.

Bitch:

All right. And so we're going to round up with some general fast trivia on this episode, just because there's so many Easter eggs and things that we're getting thrown around. All right. Number, this is like number six, number one, whatever. All right. When Dean holds up the supernatural magazine and says, look at these male modeling sons of bitches, nice blue steel, Sam, is that a real magazine?

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

from August:

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

Duh, of course that was. All right, true or false? Misha really tweeted, "'Ola, Misha Amigos, J2 got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.'"

Jerk:

I'm gonna go with yeah.

Bitch:

Yeah, he totally did. He tweeted that when this aired. He also tweeted if I am a Joe J and J had a light late one last night or rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and then tweeted my phone was stolen and apparently cast into a parallel universe, universe to avoid and magic. I've retrieved it. I promise it won't happen again. All right. Number two, Jared and Jensen. Don't talk to each other. True or false.

Jerk:

off.

Bitch:

false, at least at this time it was. They were at each other's weddings. All right, true or false, Jared Padalecki owns an Alpaca.

Jerk:

I'm gonna bet that he does.

Bitch:

Okay, it was false as of this taping.

Jerk:

Okay.

Bitch:

I do know that he has or has had dogs, many horses, miniature horses, which means they're close to me. Jared sliding to my DMS. I know that I need to see the horses, man. All right. Bees, bunnies and chickens. Uh,

Jerk:

Okay, because

Bitch:

so

Jerk:

I knew they had animals, so my

Bitch:

they have

Jerk:

well

Bitch:

a

Jerk:

might

Bitch:

ton

Jerk:

as

Bitch:

of

Jerk:

well

Bitch:

animals,

Jerk:

be a fucking alpaca.

Bitch:

right? I'm not sure. Like, so there was also this thing because the pack, it became a celebrity animal.

Jerk:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bitch:

Like when you said like they're the greenest of animals and it's something to do with like how their their feet are and they like don't try they don't leave a footprint. I don't fuck you like I don't know. I love a pack is them. If you watch going for the girl gold you can hear they're maybe call Uh, it's close to it. All right. And true or false. Jared Padalecki is married to Ruby.

Jerk:

I mean, true.

Bitch:

False! He is married to the actress and she has a name. Her name is Jennifer.

Jerk:

Her name is Genevieve.

Bitch:

She's not Ruby, her name is Genevieve, but you

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

can call me Jen.

Jerk:

Yes.

Bitch:

Cortez, Cortese, Cortez, I think it's Cortez. But she generally goes under Pada Lucky now. Alright,

Jerk:

Correct.

Bitch:

true or false, Jen is on the board for an international Otter adoption charity.

Jerk:

We go with false.

Bitch:

I think that's false, although I'm sure she does not mind otters,

Jerk:

I don't think

Bitch:

her-

Jerk:

you can adopt otters.

Bitch:

There is that place in Japan that has like the Otter Hotel that we can just

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

go

Jerk:

true.

Bitch:

hang out in the hot tub with otters. So

Jerk:

That's true.

Bitch:

I mean, if you get enough money, you can adopt what the fuck you want.

Jerk:

That's

Bitch:

Adopt

Jerk:

accurate.

Bitch:

with quotes.

Jerk:

Adopt.

Bitch:

I do know her latest project is Town Take Only What You Need, which is a community connecting experts and everyday people to live more consciously and sustainably. I went way too far into the lives of Jen and Jared Pelf, trying to almost feel what was it. Feel a little stalkery. All right, so the last last question. All right.

Jerk:

Ah!

Bitch:

This episode has become so meta that is in other TV universes. Is this true or false?

Jerk:

I'm going to go with true.

Bitch:

th,:

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

so and occasionally you'll hear like whenever it goes like super meta that this is French mistake, right, but This is the universe where the TV show is a TV show And so this is the French mistake

Jerk:

that we

Bitch:

Yes

Jerk:

live in.

Bitch:

You live in the French mistake Yes, goddamn it is this person time travel Well, I mean, there's apparently some magic. So that was our quiz, we're done.

Jerk:

Yay!

Bitch:

Yay. So we can talk about what are your feelings? How'd you feel?

Jerk:

Oh, the super fun episode. I don't know if it did a ton to all like really what's funny about it. What's funny, like looking back at it now, it's like if you look at like the over arch of the season, like what did this do for the for the plot of the season? Literally

Bitch:

I think it.

Jerk:

all it did, in my opinion, was we got Rafael and Rafael's pissed because Cas got the weapons.

Bitch:

I think it brings the attention back to the angel fight in heaven, right? Because I

Jerk:

Over,

Bitch:

feel like that's

Jerk:

yeah.

Bitch:

been such that's been such a subplot, right? Like that's something that's kind of been in the background. Like we're like, where the fuck is Cass? And we're like, Cass is fighting an angel war. I'm just like, what? And they're like, why don't we see an angel war? Like, like, now this kind of brings that into the forefront, right? Because everything else seems to be kind of like, I mean, we just got through what? Like. Oh my God, I don't have a soul. Like

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

one thing that really didn't get brought up, which I'm surprised was not only are things like, are they rich in this world, there's no wall in Sam's head. So if they'd stayed there, they probably would have been fine.

Jerk:

That's interesting. They didn't even mention that, but there's no magic. So yeah, that makes

Bitch:

They

Jerk:

sense.

Bitch:

don't, that's, I think it's weird. They don't talk about it because that's one of the things I would bring up because Jared like Jensen, ah, so Dean has been so obsessed with it. Right.

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

Like that was like those last

Jerk:

Don't

Bitch:

episode,

Jerk:

scratch the wall.

Bitch:

like

Jerk:

Stop trying to remember. Blah,

Bitch:

stop

Jerk:

blah,

Bitch:

trying

Jerk:

blah.

Bitch:

to like, don't scratch the itch, don't scratch the itch. And like, that's not even brought up in this episode. So I do

Jerk:

Mmm,

Bitch:

have a problem

Jerk:

weird.

Bitch:

with that because I think that. Should have been something that they were like, Oh,

Jerk:

Yeah, it should have been mentioned or at least addressed at some point.

Bitch:

Yeah. But

Jerk:

Interesting.

Bitch:

other than that, I mean, they went like full, they, I guess, when they were, they pitched this and so they like brought this to the actual actors,

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Jensen and Jared, because they said it's, you know, very rare for them at this point of filming to have been so early in the production process, right, to be brought into like a script. And I guess one of the simulations of Padalecki said was like, he didn't want to be playing himself playing himself. with some sturdy. But

Jerk:

Now

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

play

Bitch:

know what

Jerk:

with

Bitch:

I mean?

Jerk:

himself,

Bitch:

Like,

Jerk:

play

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

himself.

Bitch:

didn't even play with him.

Jerk:

Right, he still wanted to be a character.

Bitch:

Right. So he's not Sam playing Jerev. You know what I mean? Like, so

Jerk:

He's

Bitch:

he was

Jerk:

Sam

Bitch:

always,

Jerk:

playing Sam

Bitch:

he

Jerk:

who's

Bitch:

was still

Jerk:

identified

Bitch:

playing Sam

Jerk:

as Jared.

Bitch:

Winchester. Well, he never

Jerk:

Right.

Bitch:

switched into Jerev. And like, but even like with Misha's character, like it was a very spoiler alert. That's not how Misha Collins is in real life as far as I know. I mean, we've only seen him at Collins. I've never had a direct conversation with Misha Collins. He could be like this for all we know. But I don't think so. But

Jerk:

You

Bitch:

yeah.

Jerk:

never know. You never know. But yeah,

Bitch:

So but

Jerk:

no,

Bitch:

were

Jerk:

I thought

Bitch:

you

Jerk:

it was

Bitch:

prepared

Jerk:

really fun.

Bitch:

for how meta this got?

Jerk:

Oh, no, not at all. I mean, like, you're like, OK, they've kind of done like some like they're, you know, they had like their little Hollywood stint. You know, we've got a couple episodes where they've been on sets. Right. So when they first fall on set, you're like, OK, we're doing this. Interesting. OK. But how meta it is, is hilarious. And I love that they tied in. I like that they brought in Genevieve, like things they didn't have to do. Right. There's choices that were made and I thought it was really clever. Really fun. I

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

liked it.

Bitch:

it's, it's, it's really is like you said, super fun, but it's a classic episode. I always enjoy

Jerk:

and funny.

Bitch:

when you get to watch these just

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

because it's like, you know, Hey, we're poking, I'm trying not to broke guys. So I'm not being

Jerk:

Well, they're

Bitch:

over

Jerk:

poking

Bitch:

emotional.

Jerk:

fun at themselves. No, they're poking fun at themselves. They're having fun with it. They're

Bitch:

I'm sorry, that

Jerk:

they're.

Bitch:

got loose and I feel better now.

Jerk:

They're owning their own story, and I think it's hilarious.

Bitch:

Well, and really, you know, at this point, we know that the family, the SPN, you know, the tweets that Misha was sending out, we're going to retweet it by fans. And yeah, maybe this was also like, Hey, reminder, like we're here still. And like, for all you know, we could be canceled next year in season six. Like this could be the last season you ever see us.

Jerk:

Mmm. Yeah, there

Bitch:

There is more

Jerk:

he is.

Bitch:

to

Jerk:

Quite

Bitch:

come.

Jerk:

a bit more. Quite a bit more. Ah.

Bitch:

Okay, so anything else? Yeah, I'm

Jerk:

No,

Bitch:

like, you just

Jerk:

no.

Bitch:

enjoyed it. I'm just glad it was a good episode.

Jerk:

It was.

Bitch:

After we've been in Bummerland, so the signs

Jerk:

Lot

Bitch:

back

Jerk:

Bummer'sville

Bitch:

up.

Jerk:

has been for real,

Bitch:

Yeah,

Jerk:

man.

Bitch:

zero.

Jerk:

So.

Bitch:

We have zero episodes since last Bummer.

Jerk:

Yeah.

Bitch:

Was that?

Jerk:

Cheers, bitch.

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