It is time for LAST TIME ON! The podcast for everyone who wants to watch all those great television shows out there, but who has the time for that? Turns out we do, as we talk about Attack on Titan!
This week on LTO: Victor stares at maps, Ben worries about Victor's kidneys, and Xhafer worries about Ben's sanity.
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well now, was that depressing?:
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:Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.
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:This is the only podcast where you
motherfuckers can't get rid of me
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:Benjamin: We tried
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:well now, was that depressing?:
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:You tried and failed
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:Benjamin: I try to say goodbye and I choke
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:well now, was that depressing?:
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:It took time to hunt down
Tiger Mike, but I did it.
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:TheMotionVictor: It's, it's hard.
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:He's mobile.
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:Benjamin: Yep
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:TheMotionVictor: But, uh, yeah, it,
it's great to have you back, Jafire.
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:I, uh…
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:well now, was that depressing?:
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:Yeah
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:TheMotionVictor: of fun.
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:And hey, look at, look on the bright side,
you didn't have to watch Street Fighter.
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:I didn't-- I would've.
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:Benjamin: I'm I'm mad because I wanted
to make Jafer watch Street Fighter.
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:I get joy out of that
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:TheMotionVictor: That would be
an epic prank to pull on someone.
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:It would take some doing, but take someone
out to the, the Street Fighter movie
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:when it premieres, like secretly, if you
could find a theater and pay off the,
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:the projection booth guy to play the 1994
movie, and everyone just act normal like,
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:So I have a movie theater that will play
whatever movie you want if you bring
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:it in like on DVD, um, nearby where
you like rent out the room and stuff.
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:That could 1000% be arranged
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:Benjamin: See, Jaafar, I thought you
were gonna be like more like chummy
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:clandestine, where it's like, "I know
a movie theater where they'll play
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:anything you want if you give the
projectionist like a case of tacos."
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:He's like,
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:"Yeah, man, I don't care."
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:"What are they gonna do, fire me?"
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:TheMotionVictor: So speaking of
smuggling tacos, yeah, but, uh, the,
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:Benjamin: The porch toilet?
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:TheMotionVictor: I, I actually, I actually
was buying kitty litter the other day.
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:Uh, it's the, uh…
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:You know, here, here's the big update
in the news here in this little hometown
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:where I'm temporarily staying at.
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:The local Walmart no
longer does deliveries.
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:I think I abused them out of
business because I was constantly…
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:instead of having to drive up there.
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:So now I have to drive up there to do the
curbside pickup whenever I need something.
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:But yeah, uh, it, it, Ben thought
that was code word for, uh, for,
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:for buying weed or something.
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:So
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:I
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:mean
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:TheMotionVictor: like, "Are
you, are you really going to
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:go pick up the kitty litter?"
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:I'm like, "Yeah,
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:Benjamin: Well, now I know it's not buying
weed because that's now illegal in Texas.
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:Billy Bob's Bait Shop, how can I help you?
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:Yeah, hi.
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:Uh, we're here for, uh,
So Much Fun It's a Crime.
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:TheMotionVictor: Yeah,
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:Benjamin: Thank you, Greg Abbott
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:TheMotionVictor: tomorrow it's,
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:Re, re-illegalized
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:TheMotionVictor: re-illegalized.
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:It's, I, fuck, man.
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:We're gonna This, listen, I don't
care what your political views are.
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:If you're in Texas, we cannot allow
Oklahoma to be cooler than us, right?
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:that's just not acceptable.
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:So get out there and fucking vote,
man, and just put that on the ballot.
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:Jing is all just like, "Must not
allow Oklahoma to be cooler than us."
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:I'm like, "Daisy, stop eating my
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:Benjamin: Victor, I don't
know how to break this to you.
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:Oklahoma's always been cooler than Texas.
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:TheMotionVictor: temperature-wise, but
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:Benjamin: Well, also, they've got Laura
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:TheMotionVictor: is, that is a to-
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:They've got a musical
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:TheMotionVictor: that is
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:Benjamin: Babe, we got a musical
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:TheMotionVictor: thing about Oklahoma
is it has Laura, and we're trying
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:to get her out of there as soon
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:Benjamin: No, 'cause
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:TheMotionVictor: So
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:Benjamin: the, no, the most important
thing about Texas is it only exists
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:as a place to put all the Texans.
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:TheMotionVictor: There's, yeah, uh,
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:The, the Texan containment
field, also known as Texas
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:Benjamin: And it works.
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:Like, it keeps pulling in
Joe Rogan and Elon Musk.
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:Like,
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:TheMotionVictor: yeah
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:Benjamin: brings the dipshits there
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:TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.
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:Don't have to worry about it.
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:It's nice living in a Texan-free state
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:Benjamin: for a good football season
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:Also dashed.
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:Um, anyways, it's our review
episode for Attack on Titan.
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:TheMotionVictor: I love, love
review episodes because it
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:means I don't have to do shit.
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:I just get to sit back
and enjoy, no prep work.
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:Enjoy the
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:I've, I've got a timeline set out for us.
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:Instead of going over the seasons
like normal, because this show is
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:very non sequitur and I feel like
that would be a tough way to get your
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:understanding of everything together,
I have instead found a timeline that
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:goes over everything that happens
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:TheMotionVictor: Nice.
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:Oh, you know, before
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:Benjamin: right.
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:TheMotionVictor: dive in, we
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:Benjamin: All right
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:TheMotionVictor: introduce ourselves and
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:Nah, fuck it.
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:TheMotionVictor: for
anyone who, who is just,
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:If this is your first
episode, why are you here?
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:They just did Street Fighter.
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:Did that not scare you away?
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:Benjamin: It should have
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:TheMotionVictor: Victor,
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:I'm Jafare
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:TheMotionVictor: I
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:Benjamin: I am Ben, and you're listening
to the only podcast on the internet where,
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:uh, we don't actually fight in the street.
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:We all fight in syn-
secret underground bases.
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:TheMotionVictor: Hell
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:Yeah.
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:Benjamin: Unfortunately, this one
doesn't have any lava, which is a bummer
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:TheMotionVictor: Oh man,
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:I
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:TheMotionVictor: be a…
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:That should be on the
Airbnb description, lava or
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:It messes with your mic, so
it's probably for the best
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:TheMotionVictor: Lava
messes with your mic?
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:I
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:Oh, the sizzling
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:TheMotionVictor: mean, it
messes with everything, I guess,
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:Yeah.
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:It's also quite hot
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:Um, all right.
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:So it's "Attack on Titan" recap time.
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:TheMotionVictor: All right
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:I'm just gonna run this one,
uh, because I'd already been
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:through the entire story before.
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:Uh, so we begin, like the name of our
first episode, To You in:
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:We go back in time
approximately 2,000 years.
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:Uh, the show starts in,
was it 750-- uh, 845?
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:The show starts in the year 845.
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:Uh, so we're going to go
to the year, the year 845.
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:We're going to go to the year 1003 B
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:Benjamin: This
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:So
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:Benjamin: Colony 195 bullshit.
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:It sure is
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:TheMotionVictor: What's after Colony 195?
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:I'm
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:Benjamin: It's,
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:TheMotionVictor: with
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:Benjamin: Gundam stuff.
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:Like,
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:Gundam
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:Benjamin: our own separate year
system, so we don't actually
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:have to tell you what year it is
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:TheMotionVictor: Ah,
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:Yeah, so eight- 1,848 years before
the first episode, uh, we begin with
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:the story of the first Titan, Ymir.
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:Uh, Ymir is living a provincial
life in a small village, but
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:everything changed when a warrior
tribe called the Eldians attacked.
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:TheMotionVictor: Oh!
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:either killed or enslaved, and Ymir
was one of the ones to be enslaved.
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:Uh, she, uh, let her master's pigs
escape, and the Eldian King Fritz
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:sets her free, but commanded her- his
warriors to hunt her like an animal.
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:The injured Ymir took refuge in an
enormous tree where she falls into a pool
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:of water, and she might have drowned if
not for the mysterious creature, uh, the
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:big centipede spine thing, the hentai
monster from the finale, uh, finds Ymir
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:TheMotionVictor: the tendrils
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:Benjamin: The ghost tapeworm
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:TheMotionVictor: the,
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:Yeah, the Ghost Tapeworm.
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:TheMotionVictor: Huh
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:Uh, it's like a cross between a
centipede and a disbodied nervous system.
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:Uh, the creature bonds with Ymir,
turning her into the first Titan.
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:Ymir's transformation s- That's the
Founding Titan, the founder Ymir.
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:Uh, Ymir's transformation spared
her life, but she was still slave.
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:For the next 13 years, she joins
conquests in King Fritz's name, bringing
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:nations, including the seafaring
Marleyans, to heel with her power.
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:She also became the king's
concubine, bearing him three
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:daughters, Rose, Maria, and Sina.
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:TheMotionVictor: Ah, okay.
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:Ah, the walls
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:TheMotionVictor: third
one was the, the Cena.
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:I don't remember a Cena or,
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:Benjamin: You d-
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:Cena's the inner…
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:Bur, bur, dur,
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:Benjamin: You can't
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:bur.
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:Benjamin: it.
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:Um, uh, Cena is the innermost wall
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:TheMotionVictor: Okay
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:Uh, there's a little bit here
about the alignment with Attack
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:on Titan and the real world.
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:The Eldians' outfit and culture
are modeled on Germanic tribes.
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:The Marleyans are meant
to be Greco-Romans.
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:Um, let's see.
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:Ymir's own name comes
from Norse mythology,
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:Benjamin: Mm-hmm.
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:and then the tree that she's transformed
in is analogous to Yggdrasil, the
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:life tree, that binds the nine realms
in Norse myths and also gives us the
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:pathways that we see later in the series.
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:So this begins the era
of the Eldian Empire.
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:TheMotionVictor: So
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:So we-
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:TheMotionVictor: are we talking
literal pathways or is that like some
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:This
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:is, this is like the dream space where
the characters were talking in the finale
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:Benjamin: Yeah, this is
the nexus, this is the, uh,
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:TheMotionVictor: Right.
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:Benjamin: the wormhole.
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:TheMotionVictor: Okay.
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:Yeah.
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:Benjamin: This is,
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:the I can do whatever I want in
here because it's ill-defined
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:Yep.
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:13 years after Ymir became a Titan,
she was killed saving Fritz from
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:assassination by the Marleyans.
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:To preserve her power, Fritz fed
her remains to their daughters.
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:Filtered through the generations,
nine distinct Titans emerged.
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:Ymir's own power became called the
Founding Titan, and was passed on through
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:her and Fritz's direct descendants.
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:Only those of royal blood
can wield its powers.
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:Uh, there are the eight,
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:TheMotionVictor: fed, i- is that literal?
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:Literal fed.
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:Yep
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:Benjamin: You didn't know
that there's a lot of, like,
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:A lot of
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:Benjamin: it's
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:it's a ton of…
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:This is a vore show
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:Hundo, hundo.
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:TheMotionVictor: is.
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:There i-
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:mi- I mean, we'll talk about it
in a minute when we get there, but
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:Eren's first transformation is he
gets transformed, he gets eaten by a
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:Titan and transforms inside the Titan
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:TheMotionVictor: D- was
that one of my predictions?
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:I don't remember.
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:It might've been.
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:A, becomes a titan inside of a
titan, titan explosion, Ant-Mans him.
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:Oh, shit, I didn't go through your
predictions to see your scores.
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:I'm sorry.
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:Benjamin: That's okay.
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:It doesn't matter.
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:I won
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:TheMotionVictor: How do you know?
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:How did you win?
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:How do you know you won?
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:What,
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:Benjamin: 'cause Victor,
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:TheMotionVictor: what
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:Benjamin: who was behind it?
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:The birds.
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:I'm the only one who called it.
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:I win
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:TheMotionVictor: We'll see.
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:We'll see.
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:Uh, let's, let's continue
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:For the sake of laziness, I'm
considering allowing this, but we'll,
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:we'll, we'll figure it out later.
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:Okay, um, so the eight other Titans,
there's the Attack Titan, the Armored
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:Titan, the Colossal Titan, the Female
Titan, the Jaw Titan, the Cart Titan,
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:the Beast Titan, and the Warhammer Titan.
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:Implicitly due to Ymir's own
premature death, holders of Titan
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:powers expire after 13 years.
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:This resulted in ritualistic
inheritance by way of cannibalism.
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:For the next millennium plus, the Eldians
ruled the world with the power of Titans.
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:The nine were distributed among the
Eldian nobles while pure Titans, which
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:are the mindless, less power- powerful
variants who can't change at will, become
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:shock troops, and the nations of the
world are either enslaved like Marley or
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:become subordinate allies such as Hizuru
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:Uh, there's a handful of events
that happen in this timeframe in the
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:years 990 B1 to the year, uh, 742.
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:Uh, we'll go over some of that.
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:There's, uh, uh, the Eldian blitzkrieg of
Marley in 371 B1, dubbed the Fall of Lago.
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:There's the devastation of Mante.
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:There's the ravaging of Valley.
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:There's a plague in the year 240.
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:Um, the Eldian king alters his people's
biology with the Founding Titan's power,
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:making them immune to the plague that
the rest of the world suffers from.
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:Uh, this time span also sees the
birth of the Ackerman clan, who,
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:thanks to scientific experiments,
are super soldiers in human form and
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:become the royal family's bodyguards
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:Benjamin: Oh, so Mikasa
can't just be cool, she's,
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:She's Captain America.
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:Benjamin: Oh, that's kinda lame
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:Mikasa and Levi, 'cause Le- Captain
Levi Ackerman is her brother
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:Benjamin: What?
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:I didn't know that
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:Yeah, I know.
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:Well, that's why when you were
like, "Captain Levi's the bad
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:guy in that one episode," and
you're like, "No, it's Mikasa."
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:And I'm all like, "Okay, cool."
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:And I just let it slide.
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:They were talking about Levi
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:TheMotionVictor: They said Acrem- okay.
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:Yeah, whenever you hear Captain Ackerman,
they were not talking about Mikasa.
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:They were talking about Levi.
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:TheMotionVictor: Ha!
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:Uh, centuries of uncontested Eldian
rule lead to a civil war where the
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:holders of the nine vied for dominance.
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:This great Titan war
spelled the empire's end.
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:So now we're in the year 743,
about 100 years before the first
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:episode, and we have, uh, what's
known as the fall of the Eldians.
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:The 400 and-- or the 145th Eldian king,
Karl Fritz, is aghast by his people's
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:legacy of violence and the suffering
that they've caused in the world.
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:To repent, he decides to
orchestrate his own empire's fall.
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:The king conspires in secrets
with the Tabur family, holders
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:of the Warhammer Titan.
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:Fritz and the Taburs fabricate a
story about a Marleyan named Helios
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:slaying the devil of the earth
and the Marleyan version of the
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:creature which Ymir gave her power.
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:So they fake out a line of Marleyan
Titans that don't actually exist.
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:They're all just Eldians.
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:The Taburs then side with Marley against
the remaining Eldian houses while
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:Fritz takes the royal families and many
other Eldians to the island of Paradis.
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:Using the founder's power, he
creates millions of colossal
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:Titans who together form the three
walls, Maria, Rose, and Sina.
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:The Titan's hardening ability gives
these walls the appearance of stone.
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:These walls are built to both keep other
nations out, but primarily the Eldians in
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:Benjamin: So it's kind of a prison
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:The most, uh, memorable story that
Fleece told us was about the place
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:and importance that booty has in
a maximum security penitentiary,
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:it's 100% a prison of their own making.
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:Playing the part of sore loser, Fritz
warns the world that if they come to
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:Paradise, he will break down the walls and
unleash the colossal titans on the world.
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:In truth, this is an empty threat.
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:To make sure no Eldians venture
outside the walls, Fritz erases his
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:people's collective memory, making
them believe that they're the last of
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:humanity and the pure titans outside
the walls have eradicated everyone else
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:Benjamin: So the rest of the world
just still totally exists normal?
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:And we'll talk about that in a minute
because we're gonna talk about the 100
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:years inside the walls, and we're gonna
talk about the 100 years outside the walls
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:before we get to the start of the show
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:Benjamin: And then Chris Jericho shows up
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:Break the walls down.
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:Yeah.
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:Um
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:Benjamin: Shut
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:Yes.
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:Um, not all inside the walls notably
though have their memories erased.
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:The Ackermans prove immune, as
does the family of the Hizuru
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:Shogun who came to visit Paradis
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:TheMotionVictor: No, no, wait, Ackerman,
I'm, I'm getting confused again.
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:I thought our, our, our protogenist
at the beginning, uh, Eren, he's
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:Benjamin: He's Jaeger.
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:He's a Jaeger
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:TheMotionVictor: Okay
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:Benjamin: Mikasa is
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:Yes, is the primary Ackerman in the story.
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:So the Ackermans are immune, so they
don't, they don't get their memory swiped.
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:And then the Heserus, who are not
subjects of Ymir and are immune
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:to the king's influences also
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:So when they like, when we saw that
episode with the Hesaru who's all like,
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:"Our shogun was here," and then he,
you know, vanished or died or whatever.
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:That's because they hunted him down.
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:They g- yeah.
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:They, 'cause he remembered the
truth, so they had to kill him
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:Benjamin: Oh
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:Uh, all right.
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:So, uh, inside the walls of Paradis,
year 743 to 845, the fam- royal
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:family goes underground, placing a
puppet king on the throne while they
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:rule in secret as the Reiss family.
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:For the next century, the Founding Titan
and the memories of its holders are
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:passed down through the Reiss family.
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:Its holders thus inherit not just
Karl Fritz's power, but also his
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:pacifist ideology, ensuring that
none of them s- ever set loose the
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:Wall Titans to rebuild the empire.
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:The military is established
within the walls.
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:It's made up of three branches.
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:You've got the Military Police, which
are the Unicorn jackets, the Garrison
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:Corps, which are the Rose jackets, and
then the Scout Corps, uh, who venture
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:beyond the walls to slay Titans.
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:Benjamin: Is
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:the year seven-
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:Benjamin: is there a secret core?
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:well now, was that depressing?:
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:No.
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:Benjamin: now.
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:well now, was that depressing?:
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:No.
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:There's no Section 31, unless you count
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:TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.
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:well now, was that depressing?:
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:Reese family and their bodyguards, I
guess, but even then that's not really…
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:Benjamin: because it
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:I doubt.
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:No, no, does not count.
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:Um, in the years 778 to 793, uh, which
are in the Before the Fall light novels,
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:uh, two guys develop the ODM gear.
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:Their names don't matter, mostly
'cause I can't pronounce them
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:TheMotionVictor: Did you say this is
a canon that's only to the novels?
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:It, th- this, this takes place
in, like, bonus chapter manga.
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:Um, we see Engel Altonen and
Xenothan Harikomo develop the
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:omnidirectional mobility gear
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:Benjamin: See, I would have figured
Angle would come up with the ankle lock
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:That would make sense.
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:That's enough wrestling
jokes for one episode.
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:We're gonna lose them, Ben.
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:It's also in this century that the main
characters in Attack on Titan are born.
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:The Ackerman clan barely endures.
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:In 829, one of the last
Ackermans, Kenny Ackerman
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:Benjamin: They really went out of left
field with Mikasa, where s- you c-
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:you can, you can b- like forgive me
for being like, okay, Mikasa, Levi.
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:Like
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:TheMotionVictor: Right
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:Yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:Um,
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:TheMotionVictor: Totally not
a secret anime princess, guys.
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:Totally.
479
:well now, was that depressing?:
480
:Kenny befriends Uri Reiss.
481
:Kenny then assumes the role of his
ancestors as the royal family's bodyguard.
482
:Kenny then discovers his sister
Kushal died while working in a
483
:brothel and adopts her son Levi.
484
:Levi eventually abandons his
uncle to become a street criminal.
485
:In 835, Rod Reiss fathers an
illegitimate daughter, Historia.
486
:The same year, another Ackerman marries a
descendant of the Hizuru clan, merging the
487
:two bloodlines and their daughter Mikasa.
488
:Mikasa's parents are killed by
slave traders in 844, but she is
489
:saved by Eren Jaeger, a boy her age.
490
:The Jaegers adopt Mikasa, but there's
more to this family than meets the eye.
491
:Outside the walls, year 743 to 845.
492
:While the world stayed static within
Paradis' walls, it didn't outside.
493
:With Marley now in possession of
seven of the nine Titans, they
494
:become the world's new superpower.
495
:Helos and the Devil of All Earth
go from myth to history while
496
:the Eldians left outside Paradis
are pushed to their internment
497
:zones, forced to wear identifying
armbands and treated as second-class
498
:citizens at best and vermin at worst
499
:Benjamin: left a bunch of people behind
500
:well now, was that depressing?:
501
:Yes
502
:TheMotionVictor: So that World
War I episode we saw with the,
503
:all the, the, what was it?
504
:The Eldian expendable regiment where
they all were wearing armbands.
505
:Benjamin: Mm-hmm.
506
:TheMotionVictor: So that's, that…
507
:I, I was under the impression that was
something they did just for the war.
508
:But you're
509
:Benjamin: No
510
:TheMotionVictor: like,
oh, that's how the…
511
:Oh.
512
:Oof.
513
:Benjamin: You are a permanent
bitch class after trying to
514
:well now, was that depressing?:
515
:Yeah, they had to wear
armbands with stars on them.
516
:I wonder where they got
that from in history
517
:Benjamin: all Italians
should have to do after what
518
:well now, was that depressing?:
519
:Ooh
520
:Benjamin: pulled.
521
:That's right.
522
:Here is the episode where I remind
you that I have an anti-Italian bias.
523
:Your food shouldn't have tomatoes in it.
524
:That's a New World fruit
525
:TheMotionVictor: I was gonna say, uh, if
I had my way, everyone from Philadelphia
526
:would have to wear an armband.
527
:To hell
528
:well now, was that depressing?:
529
:I don't agree with any of this, so
I'm just going to awkwardly move on
530
:TheMotionVictor: Look,
531
:Benjamin: All Jaffayers should
have to wear an armband.
532
:It's a sick one with, uh, the,
the, uh, the jazz, uh, the
533
:Dixie Cup, uh, logo or style.
534
:You just, y- you get to wear
a cool vapor wave armband.
535
:well now, was that depressing?:
536
:Okay
537
:Benjamin: All-- Well, no, all
Jaffayers have to do it, both of
538
:well now, was that depressing?:
539
:name or last name?
540
:Benjamin: name
541
:well now, was that depressing?:
542
:Okay, not a, not as many of us.
543
:Benjamin: Yeah, there ain't many of you
544
:well now, was that depressing?:
545
:very many.
546
:Uh, the Marleyans keep the Eldians
around for use in their warrior program.
547
:Eldian children who inherit Titan
powers and serve in Marley's
548
:military earn citizenship for
themselves and their family.
549
:The Warhammer remains
in the Tybur's control.
550
:Defiant Eldians are punished by
being sent to Paradis Island and
551
:transformed into Pure Titans,
menacing their cousins inside the wall
552
:Benjamin: Oh
553
:TheMotionVictor: the term pure
554
:well now, was that depressing?:
555
:Pure titans are the mindless
people-eating titans
556
:Benjamin: So those aren't something
that the original founders of
557
:Paradis did to keep everyone in.
558
:This is just a, "Fuck you,
throw them at those assholes."
559
:TheMotionVictor: Wow, that is so-
I never would have guessed that.
560
:So the, the rest of the world
is not overrun by Titans.
561
:They're purposely putting the
derpy Titans there on, on Paradis
562
:well now, was that depressing?:
563
:Outside of military combat by the
Marleyans, there are no Titans
564
:anywhere outside of Paradis Island
565
:TheMotionVictor: Oh, this is
even more bonkers than I thought.
566
:Okay, continue.
567
:well now, was that depressing?:
568
:Um
569
:TheMotionVictor: weren't
kidding when you said the
570
:Benjamin: My, my batshit-o-meter
was miscalibrated.
571
:well now, was that depressing?:
572
:Yes.
573
:Defiant Eldians are puni-
oh, you read that line.
574
:Um, in 1785, Eldians called the Cult
of Ymir, including a young girl named
575
:after the founder, suffer this fate.
576
:So Ymir that we met in the
Scout Corps in season two
577
:Benjamin: Mm-hmm.
578
:well now, was that depressing?:
579
:was a Eldian in Marley who was transformed
into a Pure Titan and sent to the island
580
:Like 60 years ago.
581
:Benjamin: So
582
:well now, was that depressing?:
583
:e-
584
:Benjamin: do pure titans, derp
titans, they, they don't age?
585
:They just are there forever?
586
:well now, was that depressing?:
587
:Presumably, I don't know if-- I don't
remember if they age or if they age--
588
:don't age or age very, very, very slowly.
589
:Benjamin: Interesting
590
:well now, was that depressing?:
591
:Um, in 806, Eldian Grisha Jaeger is
born in the Libero Internment Zone.
592
:In 18-- in 817, his younger
sister Faye is born.
593
:Uh, or no, sorry, in 1807, his younger
sister Faye is killed by Marleyan guards.
594
:She was born in 1809, pushing
Grisha to join the Eldian
595
:Restoration Movement in 824.
596
:Grisha marries Dina Fritz, the last
royal Eldian outside the walls, and
597
:has a son with her, Zeke, in 825.
598
:The Jaegers push Zeke to become a warrior,
but at the advice of his mentor, Tom
599
:Saver, Zeke sells out his parents in 832
600
:All the Restorationists, uh, bar
Grisha, are made into Titans on Paradis.
601
:TheMotionVictor: Now
602
:well now, was that depressing?:
603
:is saved.
604
:Sorry, go ahead
605
:TheMotionVictor: is, is Ye-
is, I don't know, Eren's
606
:well now, was that depressing?:
607
:Aaron's, Aaron's stepbrother.
608
:Yeah.
609
:Half-brother.
610
:Um
611
:TheMotionVictor: Okay
612
:Benjamin: Half-brother
613
:I've watched enough
step-by-step to know the terms
614
:It's Friday night
615
:well now, was that depressing?:
616
:All right.
617
:Uh, all the restoration,
restorationists except Grisha are
618
:made into Titans and sent to Paradis.
619
:Grisha is saved by a Marleyan
officer, Kruger, a secret Eldian
620
:and holder of the Attack Titan.
621
:Kruger passes the Attack Titan to Grisha
and sends him to the walls to claim the
622
:Founding Titan from the Reiss family.
623
:Benjamin: Does he do it
624
:well now, was that depressing?:
625
:But
626
:Benjamin: he wants to or because
there's a weird unthought through
627
:predestination th- uh, line in this?
628
:well now, was that depressing?:
629
:Yes.
630
:Uh, sometime between 832 and 835,
Grisha marries Carla Jaeger and becomes
631
:the doctor in Shigans- Shiganshina,
a outlying district of Wall Maria.
632
:Back in Marley, the government
begins to plot the invasion of
633
:Paradis, both to claim the Founding
Titan and the island's resources.
634
:Zeke inherits the Beast Titan from Saver
in 842 and leads the next generation of
635
:warriors selected the following year.
636
:We've got Annie as the Female Titan,
Reiner as the Armored Titan, Bertholdt
637
:as the Colossal Titan, Pieck as the
Cart Titan, and Marcel is the Jaw Titan.
638
:All of those names but one
are characters that we met
639
:Benjamin: Yeah, we didn't meet Marcel
640
:TheMotionVictor: Yeah, I was gonna
say, uh, the jaw titan was in that
641
:trench warfare episode that I remember.
642
:well now, was that depressing?:
643
:We'll get to what happens
to Marcel in a moment.
644
:Um, so all of these characters not from
Paradis, born in Marley and brought
645
:over to attack Paradis by Marley
646
:Benjamin: Okay
647
:well now, was that depressing?:
648
:In 844, Levi joins the Survey
Corps in f- uh, along with side
649
:his friends Isabella and Furlan.
650
:The latter two are killed by Titans
during the 23rd exterior scouting mission.
651
:Levi's closest friends become, uh,
Survey Commander, uh, Erwin Smith,
652
:and his fellow recruit, the giddy,
Titan-obsessed mad scientist, Hange Zoe
653
:TheMotionVictor: Oh, really?
654
:Oh, Hans is a mad scientist
655
:well now, was that depressing?:
656
:Oh, yes.
657
:Oh, yes, Hatch is a mad scientist.
658
:TheMotionVictor: That's so
659
:well now, was that depressing?:
660
:We'll we'll, we'll get back to that too.
661
:Benjamin: Victor, say that's so hot
662
:TheMotionVictor: I'm sorry, I got
a thing for Hanja and then, and,
663
:Benjamin: No, you can
have a thing for Honja.
664
:Do not have a thing for mad scientists,
because I don't wanna find out one
665
:day you didn't show up to record and
then we get a, a police blotter that
666
:you were found in a bucket of ice.
667
:well now, was that depressing?:
668
:Yeah.
669
:Hundo.
670
:That's what happens to people
who date mad scientists.
671
:You end up in buckets of ice
672
:TheMotionVictor: I would,
that's in, quite in the realm of
673
:possibility for me in the future.
674
:well now, was that depressing?:
675
:Please don't end up in
an ice bucket, Victor
676
:TheMotionVictor: Dude, I, every
weekend I tell myself, "Victor, do not
677
:end up in an ice bucket by Monday."
678
:So
679
:Benjamin: Hey, Victor, let
me put on this lab coat.
680
:Would you like to do the
ice bucket challenge?
681
:well now, was that depressing?:
682
:The ice bathtub challenge.
683
:In 845, Reiner, Annie, Bertholdt,
and Marcel are all sent to
684
:Paradis to begin the invasion.
685
:Before they reach the walls, though,
the pure Titan that was once Ymir
686
:attacks them and eats Marcel,
inheriting the power of the Jaw Titan.
687
:Uh, she regains her human
form, but the warriors run away
688
:before they can witness this.
689
:Annie and Bertholdt consider
abandoning the mission, but Reiner
690
:implores them to push forward
691
:Benjamin: So is this the first
time we get a double Titan?
692
:Double rainbow all the-
693
:well now, was that depressing?:
694
:No
695
:Benjamin: 'Cause I have to imagine so,
'cause otherwise y- you can't separate
696
:them again once a Titan eats a Titan
697
:well now, was that depressing?:
698
:Well, it's a tit- a Titan
ate it in pure form.
699
:Like, so pure Titan ate human, uh, Marcel
700
:Benjamin: Oh, okay.
701
:So impure, impure Ymir, not,
not weird ghost kid Ymir.
702
:well now, was that depressing?:
703
:Yes.
704
:Yes.
705
:So there's the founder Ymir, who's weird
ghost kid, lived 2,000 years ago, and
706
:then there's Ymir the character in mostly
Season 2 and some Season 3, I think
707
:Benjamin: And so she just
happens to get the drop on one
708
:of the big bads and eats him
709
:well now, was that depressing?:
710
:Yes.
711
:Benjamin: and gets the power
712
:well now, was that depressing?:
713
:And gets the power
714
:Benjamin: Why did
715
:well now, was that depressing?:
716
:brings us
717
:Benjamin: not explode out of the
stomach like you said Eren did?
718
:TheMotionVictor: Yeah
719
:well now, was that depressing?:
720
:Uh, because I think
they were already dead.
721
:I think Aaron was swallowed whole
722
:Benjamin: Oh, okay.
723
:well now, was that depressing?:
724
:And Marcel was like 8'8", chewed.
725
:Um,
726
:Benjamin: She
727
:well now, was that depressing?:
728
:our
729
:Benjamin: left no crumbs
730
:well now, was that depressing?:
731
:Uh, probably some crumbs.
732
:Anyways, we're now at the year 845, which
is the first episode of Attack on Titan
733
:Benjamin: With the birds
734
:well now, was that depressing?:
735
:The fall of Shiganshina.
736
:The plot of Attack on Titan begins here.
737
:Transforming into the clot-
Colossal Titan, Bertholdt breaks
738
:down the wall of Shiganshina.
739
:Pure, pure Titans pour into the
city, among them the foreigner,
740
:Diana Fritz, and devour the populace.
741
:Eren, Mikasa, and their friend
Armin Arlert escape, but Carla
742
:is killed by the Dina Fritz
743
:TheMotionVictor: Carla
744
:well now, was that depressing?:
745
:Titan.
746
:So Carla is Grisha Jaeger's, Zeke's mom.
747
:Grisha, Grisha's e- uh, wife from
before he came to the island.
748
:Benjamin: eats the new
749
:well now, was that depressing?:
750
:So Zeke's mom eats Eren's mom
751
:TheMotionVictor: Wow.
752
:I, damn it.
753
:I was
754
:Benjamin: And now, Alan, tell
me how this makes you feel, yes?
755
:TheMotionVictor: I was almost gonna
make that a prediction, that like
756
:the, the Titan that ate, Eren's
757
:well now, was that depressing?:
758
:Yeah, it's
759
:TheMotionVictor: was some kind of…
760
:Ah, damn it.
761
:well now, was that depressing?:
762
:Was a special, yeah, it was just
763
:TheMotionVictor: N-
764
:well now, was that depressing?:
765
:Wasn't just a normal Titan
766
:Benjamin: it seems like you
have some feelings about your
767
:mother, but also your stepmother.
768
:Yes.
769
:Tell me about these feelings.
770
:Lay back on
771
:well now, was that depressing?:
772
:As the shingen shi…
773
:Benjamin: Do some cocaine.
774
:I am Sigmund Freud.
775
:It is all, it is all your mom and cocaine.
776
:TheMotionVictor: Oh, I
thought it was, uh…
777
:It's not opium?
778
:Or did they have cocaine back then?
779
:Benjamin: They
780
:well now, was that depressing?:
781
:Wet Leg was Chase Lounge.
782
:Anyways, as the Shiganshina survivors
run behind Wall Maria, Reiner, as
783
:the Armored Titan, breaks a hole in
that wall, forcing all of humanity
784
:to retreat behind Wall Rose.
785
:So they break the outer wall, and then
in the second episode that we didn't
786
:watch, they break the inner wall.
787
:So all of humanity has to move from
the third wall into the second wall
788
:Benjamin: Except it's not all of
humanity, it's just these weird people
789
:who think they're all of humanity
790
:Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
791
:well now, was that depressing?:
792
:Yes.
793
:Uh, Grisha, who'd been away from
Shiganshina, learns what happened
794
:and attacks the Reiss family.
795
:Grisha eats Frieda Reiss to inherit
the Founding Titan and kills all
796
:the others, barring Rod Reiss.
797
:Uh, Grisha tracks down Eren at a refugee
camp, takes him to the remote forest.
798
:He gives Eren the key to the
basement of their home, which
799
:contains proof of the outside world
and Grisha's old life in Marley.
800
:Injects Eren with Titan's spinal fluid,
which turns Eren into a pure Titan.
801
:Grisha then-- Eren then eats Grisha and
gains the Founding and Attack Titans from
802
:his father, but blocks out the memory
803
:TheMotionVictor: That's a lot to unpack.
804
:Benjamin: Oh,
805
:TheMotionVictor: wow.
806
:Benjamin: okay
807
:well now, was that depressing?:
808
:So that when we, we saw flashbacks
of him like injecting Eren, that
809
:just made him a normal ass Titan and
then Eren ate his dad to get powers
810
:Benjamin: All right
811
:TheMotionVictor: Cat shit-o-meter.
812
:No shit.
813
:I'm starting to understand.
814
:well now, was that depressing?:
815
:Uh, Rod Reiss visits Historia, now
his only surviving family, but due
816
:to Kenny Ackerman's objections to
her illegitimate status, Reiss sends
817
:her to live among refugees, now named
Crystal Lens, which is what they call
818
:her for that episode for a minute
819
:Uh, the warriors decide to infiltrate
Paradis Society to find the Founding
820
:Titan, meaning the next five years
go by without anyone seeing the
821
:armor- armored or colossal titans.
822
:Ymir also makes her way to
Wall Rose and blends in.
823
:In 846, the Paradis government sends a
doomed expedition to reclaim Mal Maria.
824
:The true purs- purpose of the
operation is to cull the population
825
:size down to a level that the
remaining food supplies can sustain
826
:TheMotionVictor: Uh-huh.
827
:well now, was that depressing?:
828
:During these five years, Levi attains a
reputation as humanity's greatest soldier.
829
:By the year 850, he's reached the rank
of captain and commands his own squad
830
:TheMotionVictor: Wait,
question real quick.
831
:You s-- When you say, uh, culled
the population for the food
832
:supply, are we talking about the
entire world food supply or just,
833
:well now, was that depressing?:
834
:Well, what they believe is the
entire world food supply, but isn't
835
:actually the entire world food supply
836
:TheMotionVictor: Gotcha
837
:well now, was that depressing?:
838
:In the year 847, the 104th
Training Corp begins boot camp
839
:under instructor Keith Shadis.
840
:This class includes our Shinganshina
trio, the undercover Marlayan
841
:Warrior trio, Historia, Ymir, plus
Jean, Connie, Sasha, and Marco
842
:This class graduates
in the year 850 with…
843
:Dead.
844
:Super dead.
845
:Dead, dead very early.
846
:Uh, died in the episode before the one
we watched, I believe, actually, uh,
847
:the, in season one, the later episode.
848
:Uh, the 104th Corps graduates in
the year 850 with most of the main
849
:characters ranking in the top 10 of
the class and joining the Survey Corps
850
:The 104th Survey Corps is assigned to
Trost, an outlying district of Wall Rose.
851
:Now that their training is
complete, the warriors decide
852
:to make their n- next attack.
853
:Bertholdt turns into the Colossal
Titan and smashes a hole in the wall.
854
:After a brief confrontation with
Eren, the Colossal Titan retreats
855
:as titans pour into Trost like they
did Shinganshina five years earlier.
856
:On the first day of fighting, Eren is
eaten by a titan, but in its stomach,
857
:his own titan abilities activate.
858
:Eren mindlessly attacks the other
titans, allowing the 104th survivors
859
:to gain the upper hand before
Levi and Hange's squads arrived.
860
:After the truth about
Eren is disc- Go ahead.
861
:Benjamin: question.
862
:well now, was that depressing?:
863
:Yeah
864
:Benjamin: 13-year counter start
from when he got p- the powers
865
:or when he first used them?
866
:well now, was that depressing?:
867
:Got the powers,
868
:Benjamin: Ah,
869
:well now, was that depressing?:
870
:I believe
871
:Benjamin: annoying.
872
:Okay, that sucks.
873
:Like, he, I spent a whole bunch of
years not even using my superpowers
874
:and I'm gonna die because of them
875
:well now, was that depressing?:
876
:Yeah.
877
:Um, after the truth about Eren
is discovered, he is initially
878
:sentenced to execution.
879
:After some convincing, the military,
led by Garrison Commander Dot Pyxis,
880
:instead decides to use his ability.
881
:As the Attack Titan, Eren lifts
an enormous boulder, Atlas holding
882
:up the Earth style, and uses
it to seal a hole in the wall.
883
:Humanity achieves its first
victory over the Titans.
884
:As Eren completes his task,
Marco overhears Reiner and
885
:B- Bertholdt discovering.
886
:Alongside Annie, they steal Marco's ODM
gear and leave him to be eaten by a Titan
887
:TheMotionVictor: Damn
888
:well now, was that depressing?:
889
:This leads us to the 57th expedition
outside the walls in early 850.
890
:The remaining Titans are cleared
out of Trost, with two being
891
:captured for Hange's experiments
892
:Five days after the Battle
of Trost, Commander-in-Chief
893
:Darius Zackly reprimands Eren
to the Survey Corps' custody.
894
:The warriors, having faced a
setback, decide to capture Eren.
895
:A week after Trost, Annie and
Reiner kill Hange's test subject
896
:Titans, nicknamed Sonny and Bean
897
:Benjamin: Insert Victor going,
"It should have been me."
898
:well now, was that depressing?:
899
:Over the next month, Eren
tests his Titan's abilities
900
:under Hange's supervision.
901
:Under Erwin's command, the Survey
Corps then embarks on the 57th
902
:expedition outside the walls.
903
:Annie, as the female
Titan, ambushes the Scouts.
904
:She kills Levi's squad, barring the
captain himself, and defeats Eren,
905
:abducting his human form before being
defeated in turn by Mikasa and Levi.
906
:The Scouts return from the expedition
and the 104th Corps is divided.
907
:Most are placed under the command of
squad leader Mike Zacharias at Wall Rose.
908
:Rightfully suspecting that Annie is the
female Titan, the Shiganshima Trio and
909
:the Survey Corps leadership attempt to
capture her two days after their return.
910
:The battle between Eren and Annie in the
Strohess District of Wall Sheena causes
911
:mass destruction and ends with Annie
sealing herself inside a crystal cocoon.
912
:TheMotionVictor: Okay,
913
:Benjamin: At this point, do Levi and
Mikasa know that they are related?
914
:well now, was that depressing?:
915
:They both got the last name Ackerman
916
:Benjamin: That, okay
917
:well now, was that depressing?:
918
:I don't think they know
the proof of the pudding.
919
:I don't remember when we
learn Levi's last name either.
920
:I don't remember if it was
ear- I think it's early enough
921
:for it's kind of obvious.
922
:Um, damage to Wall Sina reveals a titan's
face inside, offering the Paradis humans
923
:the first hint of the wall's true nature.
924
:This is like end of season one
you find out that the titans are,
925
:or the walls are made of titans.
926
:Maybe like episode 13 or
something, like the halfway point
927
:Benjamin: crucial
need-to-know information.
928
:You're on a need-to-know basis,
and you don't need to know.
929
:well now, was that depressing?:
930
:Yeah
931
:Uh, then we go to the episode that we
saw, uh, well, the story arc with the
932
:episode that we saw in season two.
933
:The same day as the Shiganshina
battle, Marleyan soldiers make landfall
934
:in Paradis and turn the village of
Ragoko-- Ragako into pure Titans,
935
:who Zeke commands as the Beast Titan.
936
:Hange's interrogation of a local
minister, Nick, about the Titan in
937
:the wall is interrupted when the
scouts misreport Zeke's Titan as a
938
:sign that Wall Rose has been breached.
939
:So remember that we heard,
940
:TheMotionVictor: Oh,
941
:well now, was that depressing?:
942
:no, the wall's been breached," and
that they can't find the hole in it?
943
:That's because Zeke snuck in and
transformed people into Titans
944
:TheMotionVictor: Damn
945
:well now, was that depressing?:
946
:Uh, in one of Attack on Titan's most
upsetting deaths, Commander Zacharias
947
:is killed by the Beast Titan while his
squad rests at the nearby Castle Utgard.
948
:That's the castle we saw them hanging
in the ruins of after this battle.
949
:That night, they're attacked by Titans.
950
:The only survivors are Reiner,
Bertholdt, Krista, and Ymir, thanks to
951
:the latter revealing her Titan power.
952
:Historia reveals her true name to
Ymir afterwards, we saw this episode.
953
:The Survey Corps arrives from Strohess
and brings the Utgard survivors
954
:to Wall Rose, while the Garrison
Corps reveal there's no breach.
955
:Reiner and Bertholdt reveal
themselves and abduct Eren and Ymir.
956
:Five hours later, the Scouts and
Garrison, led by Erwin, set to Wall
957
:Maria to rescue the Titan Shifters.
958
:They succeed in rescuing Eren, but Ymir
decides to stay with Reiner and Bertholdt.
959
:To cut off the Scouts' escape, Reiner
throws pure Titans at them, including
960
:the Smiling Titan that ate Eren's mother.
961
:When Eren attacks the Smiling
Titan, he's able to command the
962
:other Titans to een it-- eat it.
963
:Uh, Dina Fritz's royal blood
triggered the power of the
964
:Founder that lay dormant in Eren
965
:40 soldiers from the Scouts
966
:Benjamin: ate your mom.
967
:Or
968
:well now, was that depressing?:
969
:had ga-
970
:Benjamin: now I made
everybody eat your mom.
971
:Suck it, Zeke.
972
:Now both our moms got eaten
973
:well now, was that depressing?:
974
:Uh, 40 soldiers from the
Scouts and Garrison survive.
975
:Uh, Erwin loses his right
arm to a Titan bite.
976
:That, that seems brutal.
977
:Uh, and return to Wall Rose where the,
while the Shifters continue to Wall Maria.
978
:Ymir is shipped back to Marley and
devoured by Porco, uh, Galliard so he
979
:can inherit the Jaw Titan, but leaves
behind a letter for Historia with Reiner
980
:TheMotionVictor: There's a whole lot of
981
:well now, was that depressing?:
982
:Oh.
983
:TheMotionVictor: getting
eaten in this show
984
:well now, was that depressing?:
985
:Uh, yeah, that's, that's
what happens in this show.
986
:People get ate.
987
:Over the next week, the remaining
Titans inside Wall Rose are killed.
988
:Hange and Connie realize that
they were the inhabitants of
989
:Ragako, Connie's hometown.
990
:Meanwhile, Levi takes the remaining 104th
Training Corps members as his new squad.
991
:The team hides out in a cabin
to protect Eren and Historia.
992
:The two weeks after that are
eventful ones for the Survey Corps.
993
:After Nick is killed and Erwin summoned
to the capital, Levi's squad realizes
994
:they're in danger and flee the cabin.
995
:Erwin and Pyxis begin plotting a coup,
planning to put Historia on the throne.
996
:While in Trost, Levi's squad is
ambushed by military police led by
997
:Kenny and working for Rod Reiss.
998
:Kenny's team manages to abduct Eren
and Historia and kill the merchant
999
:Dimo Reeves, framing the Survey Corps
and turning them into fugitives.
:
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:28,173
In the capital, Erwin is sentenced
to execution by the puppet king's
:
00:41:28,173 --> 00:41:32,453
advisors before a Garrison Corps
member acting at Pyxis' command brings
:
00:41:32,453 --> 00:41:34,853
false news that Wall Rose has fallen.
:
00:41:35,273 --> 00:41:38,403
The assembly orders the wall--
gates of Wall Sina shut.
:
00:41:38,743 --> 00:41:42,913
Erwin, Pyxis, and Zackly use
this to rally support and seize
:
00:41:42,913 --> 00:41:44,103
control of the government.
:
00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:48,413
The Survey Corps attack a military
police base and learn the location
:
00:41:48,413 --> 00:41:50,073
of Eren and Historia from a prisoner.
:
00:41:50,483 --> 00:41:54,383
In an underground chapel, Rod Reiss
tries to convince his daughter to
:
00:41:54,383 --> 00:41:59,443
eat Yeren-- Eren and become the
father-- uh, Founder, but she refuses.
:
00:41:59,743 --> 00:42:03,163
Levi's squad attacks, ultimately
defeating Kenny and his team.
:
00:42:03,803 --> 00:42:08,643
Reiss drinks Tinal's-- Titan spinal
fluid meant for Historia and becomes
:
00:42:08,643 --> 00:42:10,973
an enormous Titan headed for Trost.
:
00:42:11,033 --> 00:42:11,823
We saw this.
:
00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:16,353
The Survey Corps manages to slay
him before he damages the city.
:
00:42:16,678 --> 00:42:16,758
TheMotionVictor: That
:
00:42:16,863 --> 00:42:16,864
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:42:16,864 --> 00:42:17,513
Levi loca-
:
00:42:18,028 --> 00:42:20,068
TheMotionVictor: that was the titan
that was crawling on the floor,
:
00:42:20,681 --> 00:42:20,682
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:21,091
Yeah.
:
00:42:21,601 --> 00:42:23,831
Yeah, that this, this super
titan who couldn't walk.
:
00:42:23,831 --> 00:42:24,061
Yeah
:
00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:25,770
Benjamin: Sets everything on fire.
:
00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:26,520
How do they kill him?
:
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:28,422
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:42:28,422 --> 00:42:29,861
Uh, I don't remember.
:
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,641
I think they just got him.
:
00:42:31,938 --> 00:42:32,228
TheMotionVictor: They just got
:
00:42:33,221 --> 00:42:33,222
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:42:33,222 --> 00:42:34,641
I don't, I don't fucking remember.
:
00:42:36,061 --> 00:42:38,611
ason would've aired in, like,::
00:42:38,661 --> 00:42:39,851
It's been a while.
:
00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:44,331
Um, the Survey Corps manages to
slay him before he damages the city.
:
00:42:44,611 --> 00:42:48,671
Levi locates a dying Kenny,
his father, who gives him a
:
00:42:48,681 --> 00:42:50,801
vial of Titan spinal fluid.
:
00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:56,011
22 days after the 50th expedition,
Historia is crowned Queen of Paradis
:
00:42:58,218 --> 00:42:59,778
TheMotionVictor: Uh, which,
which expedition is that?
:
00:43:00,393 --> 00:43:00,394
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:43:00,394 --> 00:43:02,243
That was 57.
:
00:43:02,243 --> 00:43:03,573
And, uh, there are no more.
:
00:43:03,593 --> 00:43:05,033
We don't have to worry about it.
:
00:43:05,164 --> 00:43:08,254
TheMotionVictor: I was just curious, the,
the 57th expedition is what it was called?
:
00:43:08,617 --> 00:43:08,618
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:10,967
Yeah, the 57th expedition
beyond the walls.
:
00:43:12,207 --> 00:43:14,277
So they like average one every two years.
:
00:43:14,897 --> 00:43:18,847
Over the next two months, as Queen
Historia opens an orphanage, Hange
:
00:43:18,877 --> 00:43:23,287
guides the invention of thunder
spears, rockets that can be affixed
:
00:43:23,287 --> 00:43:27,957
to and launched from the arm harnesses
of ODM gears, and the Executioner
:
00:43:27,957 --> 00:43:32,477
from Hell, a large guillotine-like
device for killing Titans that is
:
00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:34,817
built into the walls across Paradis
:
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:36,450
Benjamin: Hell yeah
:
00:43:37,602 --> 00:43:39,002
TheMotionVictor: That is metal as fuck.
:
00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:40,018
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:43,697
Over these two months, a squad of
100 soldiers led by Erwin Smith
:
00:43:43,697 --> 00:43:45,577
ride to Shiganshina and reclaim it.
:
00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:50,337
The Warriors, now joined by Pieck,
decide to rally at Shiganshina to
:
00:43:50,337 --> 00:43:52,147
claim the Founding Titan from Eren.
:
00:43:53,357 --> 00:43:58,227
Depicted in one of Attack on Titan's
best episodes, the battle for Shiganshina
:
00:43:58,257 --> 00:44:01,757
unfolds over a single day, and it's
a pyrrhic victory for the Paradis.
:
00:44:02,297 --> 00:44:05,687
The Warriors are defeated, Zeke
is defeated by Levi, Reiner by
:
00:44:05,687 --> 00:44:09,507
Hange and Mikasa, and Bertholdt
is defeated by Armin and Eren.
:
00:44:10,217 --> 00:44:14,857
But all, but all but Bertholdt escape
thanks to Pieck's Cart Titan form.
:
00:44:15,317 --> 00:44:18,567
Only eight of the Paradis
soldiers survive: Eren, Mikasa,
:
00:44:18,567 --> 00:44:24,307
Levi, Hange, uh, Jean, Connie,
Sasha, and new recruit, Floch.
:
00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:31,697
Both Erwin and Armin are mortally wounded,
and Levi ultimately uses the spinal fluid
:
00:44:31,697 --> 00:44:34,447
to save Armin, letting his friend rest
:
00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:41,145
Uh, so Le- Levi had to choose
between, uh, saving Armin or
:
00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:43,705
saving Erwin, and he chose Armin
:
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:44,390
Benjamin: Hmm.
:
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:44,766
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:46,045
at Erwin's request.
:
00:44:46,925 --> 00:44:49,675
Well, he's all like, "No,
Armin's gonna be the future.
:
00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:51,565
Uh, I'm, I'm old.
:
00:44:51,635 --> 00:44:52,345
Let me die.
:
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:54,065
Let him lead you in the future."
:
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:56,270
Benjamin: And then we see
the rest of Armin and we're
:
00:44:56,270 --> 00:44:57,720
like, "Oh, we made a mistake."
:
00:44:58,441 --> 00:44:58,442
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:44:58,442 --> 00:44:58,681
Yeah.
:
00:44:59,111 --> 00:45:03,291
The Titan Armin eats Bertholdt
and inherits the Colossal Titan.
:
00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:07,541
As the others recuperate, Eren, Mikasa,
Levi, and Hange make it to the Jaeger's
:
00:45:07,561 --> 00:45:11,211
basement and unlock it, discovering the
secrets of the outside world within.
:
00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:14,861
The warriors return to Marley and
find that due to their failure and the
:
00:45:14,861 --> 00:45:19,281
loss of two Titans, the country now
faces war with the Mid-East Alliance.
:
00:45:20,921 --> 00:45:24,261
The Survey Corps survivors return
and are honored by Queen Historia.
:
00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:27,851
Over the next year, Paradis is
completely rid of Titans and the lands
:
00:45:27,871 --> 00:45:30,111
outside Wall Maria are repopulated.
:
00:45:30,571 --> 00:45:35,561
In 851, Levi's squad sets out on a new
expedition, reaching the shores of Paradis
:
00:45:35,571 --> 00:45:37,901
and seeing the ocean for the first time.
:
00:45:38,121 --> 00:45:41,261
That's the season three finale,
and it's super heartwarming because
:
00:45:41,261 --> 00:45:45,601
they've, like, had stories of seeing,
like, large bodies of water because
:
00:45:45,601 --> 00:45:47,301
there's just, like, a handful of lakes.
:
00:45:47,301 --> 00:45:50,871
They have never seen a ocean, and it's
all of them just, like, looking out at
:
00:45:50,871 --> 00:45:52,821
the ocean for the first time and weeping
:
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:53,850
TheMotionVictor: Oh, that's cute.
:
00:45:54,341 --> 00:45:54,342
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:45:54,342 --> 00:45:57,021
And then they, they, uh, all
take their shoes off and go run
:
00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:58,181
in the ocean for the first time.
:
00:45:58,181 --> 00:45:58,801
It's adorable
:
00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,220
Benjamin: And they're like, "Ah,
why does it taste like shit?"
:
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,310
Saltwater,
:
00:46:03,453 --> 00:46:03,454
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:46:03,454 --> 00:46:03,763
salt?
:
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:04,940
Benjamin: didn't know this existed.
:
00:46:07,863 --> 00:46:07,864
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:46:07,864 --> 00:46:10,993
Uh, the following arc is
the infiltration of Marley.
:
00:46:11,043 --> 00:46:14,273
This takes place over
the years 851 to 854.
:
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:18,363
Marley spends the next four years at war
with the surviving warriors and the next
:
00:46:18,363 --> 00:46:24,403
generation, which is Gabi, Colt, Falco,
Udo, and Zoffy fighting on the front
:
00:46:24,403 --> 00:46:26,573
lines under the command of Theo Magath.
:
00:46:27,113 --> 00:46:31,003
Marley is too preoccupied to send
more than lone scout ships to Paradis,
:
00:46:31,313 --> 00:46:33,163
allowing the island to advance.
:
00:46:33,423 --> 00:46:37,373
All the while, Zeke sets into motion
plans for a reunion with his brother and
:
00:46:37,373 --> 00:46:40,083
the sterilization of the Eldian race.
:
00:46:40,448 --> 00:46:40,668
TheMotionVictor: Ooh
:
00:46:41,853 --> 00:46:41,854
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:46:41,854 --> 00:46:45,603
In 851, the Survey Corps capture
Marleyan ships sent to Paradis.
:
00:46:46,233 --> 00:46:51,033
Uh, on them is a group in league
with Zeke led by Yelena and all from
:
00:46:51,033 --> 00:46:53,263
the subject countries of Marley.
:
00:46:53,803 --> 00:46:58,783
Yelena passes along Zeke's supposed plan,
give the town- Founding Titan to Historia,
:
00:46:59,093 --> 00:47:03,563
let loose the, some of the Wall Titans on
Marley as a show of strength, and dissuade
:
00:47:03,573 --> 00:47:07,633
anyone from attacking Paradis, giving the
island time to catch up technologically.
:
00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:13,073
We saw this explained, uh, in that
one episode by the, uh, not Japanese.
:
00:47:14,003 --> 00:47:17,743
Uh, Eren objects to the plan because it
would doom Historia and her children.
:
00:47:18,663 --> 00:47:23,323
The next year, envoys from Hizuru,
led by the noble Kiyomi Azumabito,
:
00:47:23,323 --> 00:47:25,253
arrive on Paradis to form an alliance.
:
00:47:25,723 --> 00:47:29,233
Azumabito gives the Paradisians
technology to build a railway
:
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,333
and reveal Mikasa's heritage.
:
00:47:32,053 --> 00:47:36,783
Uh, the railway is completed in 853,
after which the scouts Eren, Mikasa,
:
00:47:37,433 --> 00:47:42,723
Armin, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Levi, Hange
decide to visit Marley undercover.
:
00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:47,073
Uh, this is the point where it's all
like we could have … If you remember
:
00:47:47,773 --> 00:47:50,323
the flashback in the last episode where
Eren and Mikasa were like, "We could
:
00:47:50,323 --> 00:47:55,083
have left at this point and none of this
would've happened," this is the point
:
00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:59,482
Benjamin: So that wasn't a real
flashback, that was an imagined flashback.
:
00:47:59,529 --> 00:47:59,530
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:47:59,530 --> 00:48:00,039
Yes
:
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:00,950
TheMotionVictor: Wow.
:
00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:04,142
Benjamin: Good, 'cause
that gives me more points.
:
00:48:05,201 --> 00:48:05,202
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:48:05,202 --> 00:48:07,771
Uh, Eren breaks off from
the scouts and meets Zeke.
:
00:48:07,771 --> 00:48:12,211
The younger Jaeger seemingly agrees with
his brother's Eldian euthanasia plan,
:
00:48:12,721 --> 00:48:17,131
uh, but in truth is manipulating him
for access to a Titan of royal blood.
:
00:48:18,081 --> 00:48:22,961
Uh, in eight- late 853 to early
854, Historia chooses to have a
:
00:48:22,961 --> 00:48:26,651
child, selecting a worker from
her orphanage as the father
:
00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:27,900
Benjamin: Ah.
:
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:28,901
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:48:28,901 --> 00:48:33,850
In 854, Marley prevails over the Middle
East Alliance and Willy Tilber enters
:
00:48:33,850 --> 00:48:38,690
the spotlight, inviting international
dignitaries to Marley and staging a
:
00:48:38,690 --> 00:48:41,130
play in the Libero Internment Zone.
:
00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:43,870
During the performance, one
month after the month's end,
:
00:48:44,150 --> 00:48:45,550
Willy reveals the truth…
:
00:48:45,677 --> 00:48:46,437
TheMotionVictor: actual play.
:
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:46,521
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:48:46,521 --> 00:48:47,810
Like an actual play, yeah.
:
00:48:48,390 --> 00:48:52,360
Uh, during the performance, Willy reveals
the truth about his family and King Fritz
:
00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:54,420
to win support for an invasion of Paradis.
:
00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:59,800
Posing as a soldier named Kruger,
Eren befriends Falco and uses
:
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,840
him to send letters to both
Zeke and his friends on Paradis.
:
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:08,450
The night of Willy's play, Eren has
Falco ru- lure Reiner away while Yelena
:
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,120
does the same for Pieck and Porco.
:
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,590
With the warriors incapacitated,
Eren transforms into the Attack
:
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:19,220
Titan, kills Willy, Udo, Zofia,
and Marley's military brass.
:
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,090
Willy's sister, Lara, reveals herself
as the Warhammer Titan, but Eren
:
00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:27,210
and the arriving skates are able
to defeat her and the warriors.
:
00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:31,870
In Librio Harbor, Armin transforms
into the Colossal Titan, wiping
:
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,680
out the entire Marleyan Navy
:
00:49:34,149 --> 00:49:34,799
Benjamin: Damn
:
00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:35,309
TheMotionVictor: what they were…
:
00:49:35,399 --> 00:49:35,619
Okay
:
00:49:36,814 --> 00:49:36,815
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:49:36,815 --> 00:49:40,894
Eren eats Lara, gaining the
Warhammer's powers, and the scouts
:
00:49:40,904 --> 00:49:46,194
Zeke and Yelena flee above a stolen-
flee abo- aboard a stolen blimp.
:
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:50,054
Gabi and Falco sneak aboard
with the former shooting
:
00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:51,954
Sasha before being captured
:
00:49:53,477 --> 00:49:54,647
Benjamin: So did you just get shot?
:
00:49:55,562 --> 00:49:55,563
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:56,232
She just gets shot.
:
00:49:56,372 --> 00:49:57,452
It's super sad.
:
00:49:57,771 --> 00:49:58,151
Benjamin: Oh,
:
00:49:58,422 --> 00:49:58,423
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:49:58,423 --> 00:50:00,312
They're, like, escaping and she gets shot.
:
00:50:01,402 --> 00:50:03,112
It's, like, after the battle is over
:
00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:06,376
It sucks.
:
00:50:06,816 --> 00:50:07,426
You cry
:
00:50:09,635 --> 00:50:14,725
Benjamin: Speaking of it sucks we cry,
uh, guys know we've been watching,
:
00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:17,275
uh, Dragon Ball Z with Henry?
:
00:50:18,065 --> 00:50:18,445
have.
:
00:50:18,628 --> 00:50:18,629
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:50:18,629 --> 00:50:19,178
Yes
:
00:50:19,465 --> 00:50:23,955
Benjamin: We just got to the bit
where, uh, Vegeta dies, and Henry cried
:
00:50:26,651 --> 00:50:29,301
TheMotionVictor: I didn't even know
Vegeta d- I don't even remember
:
00:50:29,301 --> 00:50:30,841
which one was Vegeta, so never mind.
:
00:50:30,863 --> 00:50:32,883
Benjamin: Vegeta's the guy
with the pointiest hair
:
00:50:33,111 --> 00:50:33,741
TheMotionVictor: The point, yeah
:
00:50:36,143 --> 00:50:37,083
Benjamin: He's an asshole.
:
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:42,570
If you give up now, I promise I'll
turn you into something practical,
:
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,530
like a toaster or a washing machine.
:
00:50:44,946 --> 00:50:44,947
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:50:44,947 --> 00:50:45,786
He is
:
00:50:46,985 --> 00:50:47,225
Benjamin: Um
:
00:50:49,372 --> 00:50:49,373
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:50:49,373 --> 00:50:50,642
Uh, let's see here.
:
00:50:50,972 --> 00:50:54,142
On Paradis, Eren is imprisoned
for the unauthorized attack while
:
00:50:54,142 --> 00:50:56,012
Zeke is placed under Levi's watch.
:
00:50:56,392 --> 00:51:00,642
Over the next month, a new group of
Eldian restorationists, AKA Jaegerists,
:
00:51:01,062 --> 00:51:03,582
led by Flock, seize power on Paradis.
:
00:51:03,812 --> 00:51:06,412
They assassinate Zackly,
and they free Eren.
:
00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:09,552
The Jaegerists cow the military
by revealing the wine they've
:
00:51:09,552 --> 00:51:12,472
been drinking has been poisoned
with Zeke's spinal fluid.
:
00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:12,975
Benjamin: Oh,
:
00:51:13,142 --> 00:51:13,143
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:51:13,143 --> 00:51:19,082
S- uh, so they're all
Titans in waiting now.
:
00:51:19,852 --> 00:51:24,132
Uh, Marley attacks Shingashina
with a fleet of airships.
:
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:27,142
The battle goes back and forth
with Eren leading from the
:
00:51:27,142 --> 00:51:28,852
front line against the warriors.
:
00:51:29,282 --> 00:51:33,582
Zeke arrives and transforms the
affected Paradisians into Pure Titans.
:
00:51:33,962 --> 00:51:37,822
Gabi shoots Eren's head off as
he runs towards Zeke, but they
:
00:51:37,822 --> 00:51:40,342
make contact before Eren expires
:
00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:46,874
Which is why Eren's just like
ahead for a while, if you know,
:
00:51:46,914 --> 00:51:48,414
and the Founding Titan, right?
:
00:51:49,111 --> 00:51:49,751
Benjamin: N-no
:
00:51:50,504 --> 00:51:50,505
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:51:50,505 --> 00:51:50,844
Okay
:
00:51:51,844 --> 00:51:53,414
Um, let's see here.
:
00:51:53,494 --> 00:51:57,134
Eren and Zeke awaken in, Eren and
Zeke awaken in the Paths, or the
:
00:51:57,134 --> 00:52:00,484
dimension where Ymir's soul resides
and where time passes much more slowly.
:
00:52:01,004 --> 00:52:03,654
After a trip through the memories
of their father and Ymir the
:
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,474
founder, we saw one episode of that,
:
00:52:06,007 --> 00:52:06,157
Benjamin: How
:
00:52:06,264 --> 00:52:06,265
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:52:06,265 --> 00:52:07,394
Eren convinces the…
:
00:52:07,497 --> 00:52:08,137
Benjamin: that were there?
:
00:52:08,874 --> 00:52:08,875
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:09,444
Two or three?
:
00:52:09,807 --> 00:52:10,437
Benjamin: Damn
:
00:52:11,137 --> 00:52:11,307
TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.
:
00:52:11,414 --> 00:52:11,415
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:52:11,415 --> 00:52:17,764
Um, so some of it is the stuff
that we saw and some of it was the
:
00:52:17,764 --> 00:52:19,654
first 20 minutes of this podcast
:
00:52:20,325 --> 00:52:21,025
Benjamin: Okay
:
00:52:22,052 --> 00:52:22,053
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:52:22,053 --> 00:52:22,582
Uh
:
00:52:24,626 --> 00:52:27,396
So you can see why explaining all of
that beforehand helped you understand
:
00:52:27,396 --> 00:52:30,676
what's going on now instead of going back
2,000 years and explaining everything.
:
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:31,369
Benjamin: did, Ja'far.
:
00:52:31,486 --> 00:52:31,487
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:52:31,487 --> 00:52:31,776
Yeah
:
00:52:31,909 --> 00:52:35,709
Benjamin: I see it, I
acknowledge it, and thank you
:
00:52:36,594 --> 00:52:36,595
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:52:36,595 --> 00:52:37,064
You're welcome.
:
00:52:37,714 --> 00:52:41,254
Uh, after a trip through the memories
of the father and Ymir the Founder,
:
00:52:41,314 --> 00:52:44,724
Eren convinces the latter to give
him control of the Founding Titan.
:
00:52:45,384 --> 00:52:48,614
Eren breaks down the walls of Paradis
and telepathically announces to
:
00:52:48,614 --> 00:52:52,294
all Eldians his plan to destroy
all life outside of Paradis.
:
00:52:53,374 --> 00:52:57,284
Hange gathers the 104th Corps survivors
and the remaining Marleyan warriors,
:
00:52:57,284 --> 00:53:01,524
including Annie, who was freed when
Eren undid Titan hardening on the walls,
:
00:53:01,715 --> 00:53:02,095
Benjamin: So she's
:
00:53:02,114 --> 00:53:02,115
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:53:02,115 --> 00:53:02,634
into an ali-
:
00:53:02,835 --> 00:53:03,455
Benjamin: since then
:
00:53:04,234 --> 00:53:04,235
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:53:04,235 --> 00:53:05,624
Yeah, she's been trapped since season one
:
00:53:06,277 --> 00:53:06,927
Benjamin: Oh.
:
00:53:08,772 --> 00:53:08,773
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:53:08,773 --> 00:53:11,712
Uh, let's see here.
:
00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:13,642
Into an alliance to stop the Rumbling.
:
00:53:13,932 --> 00:53:17,822
As Eren and the Wall Titans reach
Marley, the alliance steals a Hizuru
:
00:53:17,822 --> 00:53:22,022
flying boat from the Yeagerists,
and they make a deat- flying boat.
:
00:53:22,912 --> 00:53:23,552
Seaplane
:
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:28,630
Uh, from the Aegaris they make
a detour to Hizuru to repair it.
:
00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:35,260
Along the way, Margath, Shadis, Flock,
and finally Hanja are all killed
:
00:53:35,537 --> 00:53:36,737
Benjamin: How does Hanja die?
:
00:53:38,268 --> 00:53:38,269
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:53:38,269 --> 00:53:38,728
Sorry?
:
00:53:38,909 --> 00:53:39,869
Benjamin: How's Hanja die?
:
00:53:40,309 --> 00:53:41,739
I don't care about any
of those other people.
:
00:53:41,739 --> 00:53:41,969
I never
:
00:53:42,008 --> 00:53:42,009
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:53:42,009 --> 00:53:43,438
YouTube it.
:
00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,268
Just watch it
:
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:45,009
TheMotionVictor: Oh, no
:
00:53:45,243 --> 00:53:46,493
Benjamin: No, that's the point of this.
:
00:53:46,513 --> 00:53:46,983
Tell me
:
00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:48,531
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:53:48,531 --> 00:53:49,570
I don't remember
:
00:53:49,979 --> 00:53:50,299
Benjamin: Okay.
:
00:53:50,399 --> 00:53:51,499
TheMotionVictor: That's
why it said YouTube.
:
00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:54,303
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:53:54,303 --> 00:53:55,012
Damn it, Ben.
:
00:53:57,362 --> 00:54:00,412
On the fourth and final day of
the Rumbling, it's known as the
:
00:54:00,412 --> 00:54:01,562
Battle Between Heaven and Earth.
:
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,692
This is where we pick up.
:
00:54:03,432 --> 00:54:07,052
Uh, Levi kills Zeke to sever Eren's
control over the Wall Titans,
:
00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:09,422
while the others then blow…
:
00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:11,652
while his dick is out.
:
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:12,692
Uh,
:
00:54:13,243 --> 00:54:13,623
Benjamin: Remember?
:
00:54:13,623 --> 00:54:14,773
We saw this, Victor.
:
00:54:15,813 --> 00:54:16,213
He turns
:
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:16,241
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:54:16,241 --> 00:54:17,870
When Zeke pops out of the bone
:
00:54:17,873 --> 00:54:18,223
Benjamin: naked
:
00:54:19,129 --> 00:54:19,389
TheMotionVictor: Oh.
:
00:54:20,419 --> 00:54:22,479
Oh, damn, sorry.
:
00:54:22,482 --> 00:54:22,483
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:54:22,483 --> 00:54:23,932
Dicks out for Paradis, yeah.
:
00:54:27,442 --> 00:54:29,732
Uh, let's see here.
:
00:54:30,182 --> 00:54:34,022
Uh, while the others blow Eren's head
off from the Founding Titan, Armin
:
00:54:34,022 --> 00:54:37,502
as the Colossal Titan duels Eren
before Mikasa depa- decapitates him.
:
00:54:37,832 --> 00:54:41,552
This kills the centipede creature
as well, ending the power of Titans.
:
00:54:42,052 --> 00:54:45,672
As Mikasa cradles, cradles Eren's
head, Armin recalls a conversation
:
00:54:45,672 --> 00:54:46,792
he had with Eren in the paths.
:
00:54:46,822 --> 00:54:47,802
Eren knew what he was doing.
:
00:54:47,802 --> 00:54:50,512
He was playing the villain in
order to rid the world of Titans
:
00:54:50,512 --> 00:54:53,642
and add prejudice against Eldians
by making his friends into heroes.
:
00:54:54,092 --> 00:54:57,082
With these words on his mind,
Armin declares he killed Eren.
:
00:54:57,082 --> 00:55:02,472
On Paradis, Historia gives birth to
the first child of Ymir's bloodline
:
00:55:02,482 --> 00:55:04,962
free of Titan influence in 2,000 years
:
00:55:06,085 --> 00:55:07,205
TheMotionVictor: Question
about the rumbling.
:
00:55:07,205 --> 00:55:09,775
Is that, is the rumbling a
thing that happens over the
:
00:55:09,775 --> 00:55:11,325
entire world, so it's like a
:
00:55:11,410 --> 00:55:11,411
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:55:11,411 --> 00:55:14,570
Yeah, 80% of the world's populace
is wiped out during The Rumbling.
:
00:55:14,925 --> 00:55:15,975
TheMotionVictor: that's
right, I remember that now.
:
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:16,421
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:55:16,421 --> 00:55:17,530
And then we hit our epilogue.
:
00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:21,210
Over the next three years, the former
Shifters, Armin, Reiner, Annie,
:
00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:24,190
and Pieck are made into Marleyan
ambassadors alongside Connie and Jean.
:
00:55:24,650 --> 00:55:26,640
In 857, they return to Paradis.
:
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,040
Levi chooses to settle in Marley,
while Mikasa returns to Shiganshina
:
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,060
and buries Eren under a tree they
played as, uh, uh, at as children.
:
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,270
Over the next decades, Mikasa
starts a family and occasionally
:
00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:39,210
brings them to visit Eren's grave.
:
00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,880
This is when the story
starts to jump generations.
:
00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:44,990
We see Mikasa died of
old age in the year 915.
:
00:55:45,530 --> 00:55:49,020
A few decades after that, Paradis
has reached 21st century level
:
00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:52,210
technology, and Shiganshina is
now made up of modern skyscrapers.
:
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,030
Wars come again for the island.
:
00:55:54,030 --> 00:55:57,920
A fleet of aerial bombers destroy the
city as part of a new unknown conflict.
:
00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:02,040
Even as buildings fall, the tree that
Eren is buried under still stands.
:
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,790
More decades pass, and the rumble of
Shiganshina is reclaimed by forest.
:
00:56:06,090 --> 00:56:09,190
One day, a child and their dog hike
through the ruins and come to the base
:
00:56:09,190 --> 00:56:13,570
of the tree, now a cavern like the one
Ymir found all those centuries ago.
:
00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:14,113
TheMotionVictor: So
:
00:56:14,210 --> 00:56:14,211
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:56:14,211 --> 00:56:14,680
The concl-
:
00:56:14,823 --> 00:56:16,163
TheMotionVictor: after
credits scene that Ben
:
00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:16,241
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:56:16,241 --> 00:56:17,080
Yes, it was,
:
00:56:17,183 --> 00:56:17,533
TheMotionVictor: wow.
:
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:17,801
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:56:17,801 --> 00:56:19,190
and it, it's meant to, it…
:
00:56:19,363 --> 00:56:20,373
Benjamin: know that it mattered
:
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:21,011
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:25,000
Yeah, it's meant to mirror, um,
the founder Ymir f- falling into
:
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,550
the tree, falling into the water,
and becoming the first Titan.
:
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,510
It happens to this kid
and/or his dog, possibly
:
00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,933
Benjamin: Dog titans
:
00:56:34,214 --> 00:56:37,054
Are you ready to meet the
most adorable kaiju ever?
:
00:56:37,784 --> 00:56:39,904
Spoiler alert, it's
Clifford the Big Red Dog.
:
00:56:40,290 --> 00:56:40,291
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:45,500
But the important thing is
that war, war never changes
:
00:56:48,418 --> 00:56:52,418
The conclusion of one war is not the
end of mankind's capacity to wage war.
:
00:56:52,628 --> 00:56:54,118
This is personified by the Titans.
:
00:56:54,118 --> 00:56:57,298
The cycle of violence is bound
by an unbreakable chain, one
:
00:56:57,298 --> 00:57:00,948
that's reached long past the 2,000
years that Attack on Titan spans
:
00:57:01,537 --> 00:57:08,297
Benjamin: Or when your friend
a magical genocider, just
:
00:57:08,367 --> 00:57:09,887
punt his head into the ocean.
:
00:57:11,727 --> 00:57:13,167
Don't make a magic tree
:
00:57:15,404 --> 00:57:15,405
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:57:15,405 --> 00:57:16,694
Don't make magic trees
:
00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:17,211
Benjamin: No.
:
00:57:17,238 --> 00:57:18,308
TheMotionVictor: that's
a good lesson for life.
:
00:57:18,308 --> 00:57:19,388
Just don't, don't go
:
00:57:19,461 --> 00:57:20,891
Benjamin: Never a magic tree
:
00:57:22,598 --> 00:57:25,408
TheMotionVictor: So do have a
question now for you, Javera.
:
00:57:25,628 --> 00:57:29,338
And this is important because I think
this was a three-pointer for me.
:
00:57:30,428 --> 00:57:31,008
The…
:
00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:33,158
All, everything you just described,
:
00:57:33,858 --> 00:57:33,859
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:57:33,859 --> 00:57:34,158
Yeah
:
00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:34,428
TheMotionVictor: on…
:
00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:37,298
Is this, is the Taconite,
is this on Earth?
:
00:57:38,298 --> 00:57:39,008
He hesitates.
:
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:39,398
That's it.
:
00:57:39,697 --> 00:57:40,447
Benjamin: It-- no
:
00:57:43,512 --> 00:57:43,513
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:57:43,513 --> 00:57:48,902
I don't believe it's
ever actually confirmed.
:
00:57:49,094 --> 00:57:49,394
TheMotionVictor: Good enough for
:
00:57:49,492 --> 00:57:49,493
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:57:49,493 --> 00:57:49,672
Let me
:
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,009
Benjamin: No, it's on Earth
:
00:57:54,106 --> 00:57:55,376
TheMotionVictor: Where's,
okay, where, where's,
:
00:57:55,377 --> 00:57:56,977
Benjamin: 'Cause I looked something up
:
00:57:57,872 --> 00:57:57,873
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:57:57,873 --> 00:57:58,502
Yes.
:
00:57:58,742 --> 00:58:05,092
Okay, so the world map is
vertically and horizontally flipped.
:
00:58:05,502 --> 00:58:07,362
Paradis is Madagascar
:
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:08,370
TheMotionVictor: Shut
:
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:11,651
Benjamin: That is one thing I,
because Ja'far annoyed me so much,
:
00:58:11,871 --> 00:58:15,601
once we watched the last episode,
I asked, "Where is Paradis?"
:
00:58:15,921 --> 00:58:17,261
And saw that it was Madagascar
:
00:58:19,046 --> 00:58:19,566
TheMotionVictor: Hold the fuck up.
:
00:58:20,816 --> 00:58:21,306
You are making this…
:
00:58:21,906 --> 00:58:22,156
You guys
:
00:58:22,254 --> 00:58:22,255
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:58:22,255 --> 00:58:22,574
No.
:
00:58:22,596 --> 00:58:22,766
TheMotionVictor: me?
:
00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:23,535
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:58:23,535 --> 00:58:23,854
Nope
:
00:58:26,514 --> 00:58:27,274
TheMotionVictor: I love that movie.
:
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:30,161
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:58:30,161 --> 00:58:30,990
It's a sequel.
:
00:58:31,190 --> 00:58:31,730
Prequel?
:
00:58:31,804 --> 00:58:34,784
TheMotionVictor: So Par- Paradis Island.
:
00:58:35,264 --> 00:58:36,074
All right, let's get a-
:
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:38,730
What the hell?
:
00:58:38,730 --> 00:58:39,070
What's…
:
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:39,660
So where's…
:
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:44,120
Oh, my Go- Okay, this, I'm gonna be up
all night if I, if I read all this shit.
:
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:47,630
okay, there's a island and,
and there, there's a map.
:
00:58:48,730 --> 00:58:51,080
Okay, so it's on, it's
on mirror universe Earth,
:
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:51,761
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:52,160
Yeah.
:
00:58:52,315 --> 00:58:53,215
Benjamin: upside down Earth
:
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:53,921
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:57,830
Well, it's not even upsi- that is
a very Eurocentric statement, Ben.
:
00:58:57,915 --> 00:58:59,165
Benjamin: No, it is exactly…
:
00:58:59,205 --> 00:59:01,785
It's not, well, it's, it's
the map is upside down.
:
00:59:02,544 --> 00:59:02,545
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:59:02,545 --> 00:59:03,704
The map is upside down
:
00:59:03,755 --> 00:59:05,795
Benjamin: the, the West Wing bit with Dr.
:
00:59:05,795 --> 00:59:06,475
Phlox,
:
00:59:07,182 --> 00:59:07,183
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:59:07,183 --> 00:59:10,222
North is only north because
we've decided it's north
:
00:59:10,628 --> 00:59:13,508
TheMotionVictor: Okay, but still, okay,
I still got my points though because
:
00:59:13,627 --> 00:59:16,907
Benjamin: No, north is north because
that's where the, the magnet points
:
00:59:17,936 --> 00:59:17,937
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:59:17,937 --> 00:59:22,046
Yeah, but we only call it north and
north is only up because we've decided
:
00:59:22,046 --> 00:59:24,056
these things arbitrarily as a society.
:
00:59:24,257 --> 00:59:24,557
Benjamin: it would be
:
00:59:24,616 --> 00:59:24,617
well now, was that depressing?:
:
00:59:24,617 --> 00:59:26,466
It could just as easily be
:
00:59:26,507 --> 00:59:27,637
Benjamin: pointed down.
:
00:59:28,787 --> 00:59:32,237
It, it's more aesthetically
pleasing if it points to the top.
:
00:59:33,167 --> 00:59:34,697
just how circles work
:
00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:38,216
TheMotionVictor: okay, but, okay, so
I'm looking at this map of Paradise
:
00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,016
and, and Africa and everything.
:
00:59:40,436 --> 00:59:45,906
If, if you rotate it around so
north is the north that we think
:
00:59:45,906 --> 00:59:48,756
is north, uh, it's still not Earth.
:
00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:49,826
It's, it's reversed.
:
00:59:50,496 --> 00:59:53,186
So I will be taking my
three points, thank you.
:
00:59:53,371 --> 00:59:54,071
Benjamin: No
:
00:59:54,486 --> 00:59:56,816
TheMotionVictor: Yes, no, flip
the map around, it's m- it's,
:
00:59:56,876 --> 00:59:59,276
it's, it's not, it's not Earth.
:
00:59:59,601 --> 01:00:00,351
Benjamin: It's Earth.
:
01:00:00,736 --> 01:00:00,926
TheMotionVictor: It's
:
01:00:00,971 --> 01:00:01,381
Benjamin: That's where
:
01:00:01,424 --> 01:00:01,425
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:01,425 --> 01:00:05,004
If you held a map like
this and you went like this
:
01:00:05,298 --> 01:00:05,678
TheMotionVictor: Yeah.
:
01:00:05,948 --> 01:00:07,518
If you do that, you do not get Earth.
:
01:00:07,538 --> 01:00:08,908
You get Earth in the mirror.
:
01:00:09,466 --> 01:00:09,467
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:09,467 --> 01:00:10,596
No, that's still Earth
:
01:00:11,058 --> 01:00:13,468
TheMotionVictor: No, I'm say-
okay, take this map of Paradis,
:
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,001
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:14,340
Yeah
:
01:00:14,488 --> 01:00:20,118
TheMotionVictor: it, rotate it,
Madagascar will be, uh, on, blah.
:
01:00:21,468 --> 01:00:25,788
Madagascar will be to the west of Africa,
not east, so it's a different planet
:
01:00:26,704 --> 01:00:26,705
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:26,705 --> 01:00:27,894
You turned it though.
:
01:00:27,964 --> 01:00:28,544
You flipped it
:
01:00:29,521 --> 01:00:29,931
Benjamin: Yeah
:
01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:30,364
TheMotionVictor: Ugh.
:
01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:31,664
Okay.
:
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:34,323
Benjamin: It's Earth
:
01:00:34,324 --> 01:00:34,674
TheMotionVictor: planet.
:
01:00:35,536 --> 01:00:35,537
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:35,537 --> 01:00:36,086
It's Earth.
:
01:00:36,324 --> 01:00:37,294
TheMotionVictor: It's not Earth
:
01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:37,789
Benjamin: No
:
01:00:37,946 --> 01:00:37,947
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:37,947 --> 01:00:38,246
Earth.
:
01:00:38,499 --> 01:00:38,869
Benjamin: has
:
01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:39,027
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:39,027 --> 01:00:39,976
is decided
:
01:00:40,149 --> 01:00:42,189
Benjamin: They don't
have ring-tailed lemurs.
:
01:00:42,519 --> 01:00:44,819
Zubumbafoo is ours
:
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:45,778
TheMotionVictor: All right, it's
:
01:00:46,448 --> 01:00:46,449
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:46,449 --> 01:00:48,408
It's Earth, final answer
:
01:00:48,882 --> 01:00:50,362
TheMotionVictor: It's,
I am contesting this.
:
01:00:50,362 --> 01:00:52,162
This absolutely not
:
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:52,233
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:52,233 --> 01:00:54,802
Your point is contested and adjudicated.
:
01:00:55,082 --> 01:00:55,852
It's Earth.
:
01:00:56,072 --> 01:00:56,442
Done
:
01:00:57,394 --> 01:00:58,754
TheMotionVictor: That's 100% not Earth.
:
01:00:58,960 --> 01:00:58,961
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:00:58,961 --> 01:01:00,350
There's no voting here.
:
01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:01,754
TheMotionVictor: What do
you mean there's no voting?
:
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:01,781
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:01:01,781 --> 01:01:03,710
I am the king Fritz of points
:
01:01:03,824 --> 01:01:04,474
TheMotionVictor: God, great.
:
01:01:04,474 --> 01:01:04,664
We've…
:
01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:06,374
Look, look at this power
that we've given him.
:
01:01:08,017 --> 01:01:09,157
Benjamin: Yeah, never do this again.
:
01:01:09,607 --> 01:01:13,087
That's what you get, Victor, for
picking a shoujo fair watched
:
01:01:14,968 --> 01:01:14,969
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:01:14,969 --> 01:01:16,178
I didn't do it to myself.
:
01:01:17,028 --> 01:01:19,808
This responsibility was thrust
upon me, but I will see it through.
:
01:01:20,268 --> 01:01:23,678
Any other questions you want
to answer on points here?
:
01:01:23,962 --> 01:01:24,612
TheMotionVictor: the birds.
:
01:01:24,672 --> 01:01:24,992
I have to…
:
01:01:25,262 --> 01:01:26,152
Tell, tell me about the birds
:
01:01:26,544 --> 01:01:26,545
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:01:26,545 --> 01:01:28,234
The birds are not behind it
:
01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:35,059
Benjamin: I'm sorry, that last bit,
didn't you say Aaron is the bird
:
01:01:35,269 --> 01:01:37,779
putting the scarf around Mikus's neck?
:
01:01:40,049 --> 01:01:40,319
You
:
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:40,401
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:01:40,401 --> 01:01:41,180
Yes.
:
01:01:41,470 --> 01:01:43,120
A- Aaron is spiritually the bird
:
01:01:44,699 --> 01:01:47,829
Benjamin: all of his
future actions as a Titan?
:
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:50,041
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:51,980
Aaron is a bird, not all birds
:
01:01:52,123 --> 01:01:53,853
Benjamin: Eren is the birds.
:
01:01:55,703 --> 01:01:55,883
We
:
01:01:55,948 --> 01:01:55,949
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:01:55,949 --> 01:01:57,578
A bird, not all birds.
:
01:01:57,763 --> 01:01:58,153
Benjamin: Titan
:
01:01:58,658 --> 01:01:58,659
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:01:58,659 --> 01:02:02,108
is behind it is a different statement
than the birds are behind it
:
01:02:04,827 --> 01:02:09,407
Benjamin: Just like Zeke could
control all the derp titans, controls
:
01:02:09,407 --> 01:02:13,767
all the birds, and because of time
bullshit, he can see forward and back
:
01:02:16,632 --> 01:02:16,633
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:02:16,633 --> 01:02:17,142
I'll allow it.
:
01:02:17,142 --> 01:02:17,562
Fuck it
:
01:02:17,795 --> 01:02:19,495
Benjamin: matter, as
long as you agree that,
:
01:02:19,772 --> 01:02:19,862
TheMotionVictor: then
:
01:02:19,965 --> 01:02:22,685
Benjamin: as long as you say
that Eren is a bird at the end,
:
01:02:22,952 --> 01:02:23,302
TheMotionVictor: this is
:
01:02:23,475 --> 01:02:26,025
Benjamin: Eren was behind it,
so the birds are behind it
:
01:02:26,366 --> 01:02:26,696
TheMotionVictor: If you're gonna allow
:
01:02:26,924 --> 01:02:26,925
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:02:26,925 --> 01:02:30,154
Victor, was your prediction
it's Earth or it's not Earth?
:
01:02:30,266 --> 01:02:30,866
TheMotionVictor: Not Earth
:
01:02:33,392 --> 01:02:33,393
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:02:33,393 --> 01:02:34,552
It is Earth though.
:
01:02:34,616 --> 01:02:35,456
TheMotionVictor: not Earth.
:
01:02:35,592 --> 01:02:35,593
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:02:35,593 --> 01:02:36,342
is so Earth
:
01:02:36,566 --> 01:02:38,146
TheMotionVictor: Look,
look at the, the, the glow.
:
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:39,006
It's reversed.
:
01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:40,096
It's a different Earth.
:
01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:43,576
Benjamin: When I googled it, everything
shows it off the east of Africa
:
01:02:44,015 --> 01:02:44,016
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:02:44,016 --> 01:02:47,815
I hope you found the same
map I did, 'cause I've got
:
01:02:47,815 --> 01:02:49,375
one flipped and ready to go
:
01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:53,718
TheMotionVictor: Literally
rotating it, not…
:
01:02:54,018 --> 01:02:54,328
Yeah.
:
01:02:55,578 --> 01:02:56,028
Literally
:
01:02:56,437 --> 01:02:56,438
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:02:56,438 --> 01:02:56,907
flipping.
:
01:02:57,047 --> 01:02:59,117
Flipping it means it's the same planet.
:
01:02:59,570 --> 01:02:59,850
TheMotionVictor: No, that's
:
01:02:59,877 --> 01:02:59,878
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:02:59,878 --> 01:03:00,667
You just f-
:
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:00,960
TheMotionVictor: it.
:
01:03:01,777 --> 01:03:01,778
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:02,107
yeah.
:
01:03:02,387 --> 01:03:02,867
No, well
:
01:03:03,190 --> 01:03:04,170
TheMotionVictor: it,
it's a different Earth.
:
01:03:04,260 --> 01:03:07,250
If you flip it, then it's
r- backwards and it's…
:
01:03:07,330 --> 01:03:07,730
It, it…
:
01:03:07,976 --> 01:03:09,186
Benjamin: It's still the same Earth.
:
01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:09,460
TheMotionVictor: this.
:
01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:11,636
Benjamin: It's the same
thing as flipping it
:
01:03:11,823 --> 01:03:13,103
TheMotionVictor: okay, you're
just fucking with me, Ben.
:
01:03:13,103 --> 01:03:13,623
You know I'm right.
:
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,293
Give me my points.
:
01:03:15,012 --> 01:03:16,482
Benjamin: I really think you're wrong
:
01:03:16,813 --> 01:03:19,663
TheMotionVictor: No, it's, it's
r- it's mirror imaged Earth,
:
01:03:19,812 --> 01:03:20,422
Benjamin: Yes.
:
01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:21,193
TheMotionVictor: Earth.
:
01:03:21,312 --> 01:03:21,972
Benjamin: No, it is
:
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:22,084
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:03:22,084 --> 01:03:24,743
It's not mirror imaged
Earth, it's flipped Earth
:
01:03:26,863 --> 01:03:27,353
TheMotionVictor: Look, it's…
:
01:03:27,683 --> 01:03:27,703
Ugh.
:
01:03:28,715 --> 01:03:28,716
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:03:28,716 --> 01:03:29,625
There's a map.
:
01:03:30,143 --> 01:03:30,343
TheMotionVictor: If
:
01:03:30,475 --> 01:03:30,476
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:03:30,476 --> 01:03:31,965
That's what the map looks like
:
01:03:32,103 --> 01:03:33,343
TheMotionVictor: you flip it, it's not…
:
01:03:35,253 --> 01:03:35,573
Yeah.
:
01:03:35,973 --> 01:03:36,323
See?
:
01:03:36,383 --> 01:03:36,793
Okay.
:
01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:41,633
Take that map and turn it upside down,
and you'll see what I'm talking about
:
01:03:42,244 --> 01:03:42,994
Benjamin: Yeah, Victor, you
:
01:03:43,139 --> 01:03:43,140
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:43,999
You mean that?
:
01:03:44,069 --> 01:03:46,489
That map of the world that I just posted?
:
01:03:46,658 --> 01:03:48,008
Benjamin: Well, also Victor found,
:
01:03:48,173 --> 01:03:48,303
TheMotionVictor: No,
:
01:03:48,368 --> 01:03:50,868
Benjamin: think you found the
only one where it's on the east.
:
01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:52,743
TheMotionVictor: I said flip it, not…
:
01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:54,723
No, obviously, I mean, I said rotate it.
:
01:03:54,993 --> 01:03:55,693
Take the map.
:
01:03:56,173 --> 01:03:56,723
Look at your map.
:
01:03:57,053 --> 01:03:57,843
Do this.
:
01:03:57,913 --> 01:03:58,843
You don't even have to do that.
:
01:03:58,883 --> 01:04:00,673
Just turn your head like this and you'll
:
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:00,704
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:04:00,704 --> 01:04:04,243
You don't, 'cause I did it to the image
and put it in the Discord chat already
:
01:04:04,444 --> 01:04:04,934
Benjamin: important.
:
01:04:05,184 --> 01:04:07,454
Victor, Victor, I need
you to take a second.
:
01:04:07,924 --> 01:04:08,904
I need you to take a second
:
01:04:09,153 --> 01:04:09,473
TheMotionVictor: Yeah.
:
01:04:09,954 --> 01:04:10,784
Benjamin: because
:
01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:11,443
TheMotionVictor: Uh-huh.
:
01:04:14,252 --> 01:04:16,172
Benjamin: Whatever picture you found
:
01:04:17,111 --> 01:04:17,431
TheMotionVictor: Uh-huh
:
01:04:18,342 --> 01:04:23,332
Benjamin: does not show Paradis
off the east coast of Africa
:
01:04:25,518 --> 01:04:32,408
Which is the official Attack on
Titan anime picture of Paradis
:
01:04:35,277 --> 01:04:35,917
TheMotionVictor: What the
hell are you talking about?
:
01:04:36,177 --> 01:04:36,777
But yeah
:
01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,376
Benjamin: I don't know
where you found this picture
:
01:04:40,995 --> 01:04:41,675
TheMotionVictor: Okay, listen.
:
01:04:42,805 --> 01:04:45,185
If you look at a map Paradis,
:
01:04:45,476 --> 01:04:48,816
Benjamin: Yes, I'm looking at it right
now on the official Attack on Titan Wikia
:
01:04:49,605 --> 01:04:50,945
TheMotionVictor: You
do this with your head.
:
01:04:50,995 --> 01:04:52,765
You turn yourself upside down.
:
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,560
Benjamin: need to.
:
01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,700
Madagascar is off the east.
:
01:04:55,815 --> 01:04:57,125
TheMotionVictor: arguing
with flat Earthers here.
:
01:04:57,265 --> 01:04:58,925
Turn your head upside down.
:
01:04:59,070 --> 01:04:59,540
Benjamin: Okay
:
01:04:59,955 --> 01:05:03,375
TheMotionVictor: Earth, it's
mirror fl- imaged Earth.
:
01:05:03,665 --> 01:05:04,455
Just give me my points.
:
01:05:04,455 --> 01:05:04,985
Quit your bitching
:
01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:08,406
Benjamin: I, I'm so confused right now
:
01:05:11,511 --> 01:05:14,821
TheMotionVictor: Ja'far,
that thing you pic- the, oh.
:
01:05:15,521 --> 01:05:18,891
Ja'far, that, that image you were
of the earth that we all know,
:
01:05:19,204 --> 01:05:19,764
Benjamin: Yes
:
01:05:20,701 --> 01:05:21,661
TheMotionVictor: v- the…
:
01:05:22,681 --> 01:05:24,081
You had to reverse it.
:
01:05:24,081 --> 01:05:26,261
You had to mirror image
it to get it like that.
:
01:05:26,604 --> 01:05:27,144
Benjamin: No
:
01:05:27,621 --> 01:05:27,851
TheMotionVictor: Yep.
:
01:05:31,421 --> 01:05:33,521
Look, the, the letters are backwards
:
01:05:35,585 --> 01:05:39,495
I'm saying rotate, not flip
North and south are relative
:
01:05:40,495 --> 01:05:41,654
Benjamin: It's just flipped
:
01:05:41,824 --> 01:05:41,825
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:05:41,825 --> 01:05:42,114
not Earth
:
01:05:43,041 --> 01:05:45,071
TheMotionVictor: Oh, my
fucking oh, thank you okay
:
01:05:45,497 --> 01:05:46,346
Benjamin: What the fuck are you
:
01:05:46,478 --> 01:05:46,479
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:05:46,479 --> 01:05:48,078
You were so ready to be mad.
:
01:05:48,108 --> 01:05:48,818
Fuck you.
:
01:05:50,935 --> 01:05:51,165
TheMotionVictor: What?
:
01:05:51,835 --> 01:05:51,925
you
:
01:05:52,168 --> 01:05:52,169
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:05:52,169 --> 01:05:52,518
Okay
:
01:05:52,565 --> 01:05:53,005
TheMotionVictor: whole time?
:
01:05:53,103 --> 01:05:53,683
Benjamin: Yes.
:
01:05:53,733 --> 01:05:56,183
No, he was screwing with me right now.
:
01:05:56,623 --> 01:05:57,123
It's Earth
:
01:05:59,180 --> 01:05:59,181
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:05:59,181 --> 01:06:00,570
No, it's, it's mirror Earth.
:
01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:01,840
Victor's right.
:
01:06:01,850 --> 01:06:03,590
It's, it's mirror Earth,
not flipped Earth.
:
01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:04,069
TheMotionVictor: Oh my
:
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:04,161
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:06,020
not just an upside down
map, it's mirrored.
:
01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:06,909
TheMotionVictor: you, so yeah,
:
01:06:07,090 --> 01:06:07,091
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:06:07,091 --> 01:06:08,090
It's a reflection.
:
01:06:08,150 --> 01:06:09,090
It's a different Earth.
:
01:06:09,779 --> 01:06:12,170
It's not just north and
south that are changed
:
01:06:14,798 --> 01:06:16,888
It's like he turned the planet inside out
:
01:06:17,295 --> 01:06:17,965
TheMotionVictor: There we go.
:
01:06:18,005 --> 01:06:19,125
That's what I was trying to get
:
01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:21,625
Benjamin: But Madagascar
is off the east of Africa
:
01:06:22,255 --> 01:06:24,055
TheMotionVictor: But it's, but it's want
:
01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:25,015
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:28,724
And it's still off the
east of Africa in the map.
:
01:06:29,334 --> 01:06:35,114
It's in, it's in the east of Africa in
both our world and their world, but their
:
01:06:35,114 --> 01:06:39,194
world is upside down, which means it can't
just be a f- no, because then it would
:
01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:40,834
be on the west if it was just a flip.
:
01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:41,954
It has to be a mirror.
:
01:06:42,214 --> 01:06:45,034
It's a reflection, which
makes it a different planet.
:
01:06:45,034 --> 01:06:46,974
It's not just turning the map upside down
:
01:06:47,974 --> 01:06:50,324
Benjamin: No, 'cause you're thinking
of it as a globe and they're not.
:
01:06:50,474 --> 01:06:51,714
They're thinking of it as a map
:
01:06:54,072 --> 01:06:54,332
TheMotionVictor: Well, if
:
01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:57,008
Benjamin: I'm saying that the person
who made this was not thinking of
:
01:06:57,008 --> 01:06:58,528
it on the level you are, Jafeir.
:
01:06:59,526 --> 01:07:00,436
TheMotionVictor: The person who made this
:
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:00,518
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:07:00,518 --> 01:07:02,247
That I can't speak to.
:
01:07:03,238 --> 01:07:03,698
Benjamin: They just
:
01:07:03,767 --> 01:07:03,768
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:07:03,768 --> 01:07:04,507
gets his points.
:
01:07:04,618 --> 01:07:05,458
Benjamin: the Earth and flipped it
:
01:07:06,707 --> 01:07:06,708
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:07,747
Victor gets his points.
:
01:07:08,057 --> 01:07:08,747
We're moving on.
:
01:07:09,127 --> 01:07:09,947
Anything else?
:
01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:10,717
Any
:
01:07:10,717 --> 01:07:12,737
other, any other
contention here to resolve?
:
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,180
Benjamin: It's 'cause
the birds were behind it.
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01:07:17,221 --> 01:07:17,221
well now, was that depressing?:
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01:07:17,221 --> 01:07:21,801
The bird was behind it, and I'm willing
to accept that compromise for your points
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01:07:24,036 --> 01:07:26,456
TheMotionVictor: Well, either way, we
gotta, this, this could all be, this would
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01:07:26,544 --> 01:07:28,084
Benjamin: I'm, I- I'm,
uh, it doesn't matter.
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01:07:28,116 --> 01:07:29,556
TheMotionVictor: the
essence of the podcast if
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01:07:29,604 --> 01:07:32,144
Benjamin: I win because the
first sentence I said w- uh,
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is the birds are behind this.
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01:07:35,174 --> 01:07:35,564
TheMotionVictor: You're
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01:07:35,574 --> 01:07:36,824
Benjamin: The birds are scouts
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01:07:37,604 --> 01:07:39,074
TheMotionVictor: will say
you are a winner, Ben.
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01:07:39,124 --> 01:07:40,184
I do think you're a winner.
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01:07:41,094 --> 01:07:42,024
you are a winner in
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01:07:42,070 --> 01:07:44,480
Benjamin: I am really surprised
the birds were behind it.
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01:07:45,573 --> 01:07:45,574
well now, was that depressing?:
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01:07:45,574 --> 01:07:46,153
Bird.
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01:07:47,383 --> 01:07:48,943
The bird was behind it.
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01:07:48,953 --> 01:07:53,143
Once again, you must accept this
compromise in order to get your points.
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01:07:53,733 --> 01:07:56,903
The birds are not behind
it, a bird is behind it
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01:07:56,940 --> 01:08:00,440
Benjamin: I will only accept this
if this episode ends with an entire,
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01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:06,650
uh, playing of The Bird is the Word,
we don't get copyright takedowns.
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01:08:07,939 --> 01:08:07,940
well now, was that depressing?:
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01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:08,699
We will.
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01:08:11,169 --> 01:08:13,129
speaking of copyright takedowns
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01:08:13,504 --> 01:08:15,654
TheMotionVictor: You, you don't have
to say what it is, but do you have a…
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01:08:15,654 --> 01:08:19,594
If, if you, uh, if the birds are in fact
behind it, uh, do, do you have something
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01:08:19,604 --> 01:08:23,314
picked out for next season for us to watch
already, or are you just gonna, gonna
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01:08:23,341 --> 01:08:23,522
Benjamin: I've
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01:08:23,522 --> 01:08:25,682
got I've got a couple of options.
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01:08:26,511 --> 01:08:28,202
, I've got a couple of ideas.
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01:08:29,602 --> 01:08:32,642
I'm, I'm enjoying the shorter episodes,
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01:08:34,089 --> 01:08:34,090
well now, was that depressing?:
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01:08:34,090 --> 01:08:34,709
Been nice
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01:08:35,322 --> 01:08:36,122
Benjamin: I…
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01:08:36,502 --> 01:08:37,801
I don't know, I've got a few ideas
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01:08:40,135 --> 01:08:40,136
well now, was that depressing?:
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01:08:40,136 --> 01:08:40,455
All right.
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01:08:40,505 --> 01:08:43,274
Well, think over your ideas, both of you.
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01:08:43,755 --> 01:08:49,345
Um, I will look at the point totals
and declare the victor before we watch
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01:08:49,345 --> 01:08:51,845
next episode, uh, in the group chat
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01:08:52,056 --> 01:08:52,946
TheMotionVictor: he declares victor.
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01:08:54,803 --> 01:08:54,804
well now, was that depressing?:
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01:08:54,804 --> 01:08:57,473
Well, I'll just total up the points
unless you guys wanna go through
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01:08:57,473 --> 01:09:00,013
and total up all your own fucking
points and do all your own research
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01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:00,696
Benjamin: almost::
01:09:00,696 --> 01:09:01,336
I wanna go.
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01:09:01,685 --> 01:09:02,356
TheMotionVictor: Okay, sorry.
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01:09:02,475 --> 01:09:04,765
I was making a, I was making
a pun about the victor.
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01:09:05,556 --> 01:09:05,826
You know, the
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01:09:05,883 --> 01:09:05,884
well now, was that depressing?:
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01:09:05,884 --> 01:09:06,883
Oh, yeah.
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01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:07,313
Okay.
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01:09:07,729 --> 01:09:10,740
Benjamin: That reminds me, there's a,
there's a big business here that is
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01:09:10,740 --> 01:09:15,040
Victor Home Renovations, and when I
mentioned porch toilet, they kicked me
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01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,190
out of their booth at the art festival
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01:09:18,612 --> 01:09:20,932
TheMotionVictor: That should be,
that should be a, uh, that should
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01:09:20,982 --> 01:09:22,922
add to the retail value at the end,
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01:09:22,986 --> 01:09:23,656
Benjamin: It does not.
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01:09:23,685 --> 01:09:26,265
I can tell you as somebody who
works in the mortgage industry
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01:09:30,897 --> 01:09:30,898
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:09:30,898 --> 01:09:31,227
All right.
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01:09:31,357 --> 01:09:31,957
So
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01:09:31,997 --> 01:09:32,327
TheMotionVictor: fun.
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01:09:32,327 --> 01:09:32,798
Thank you so
:
01:09:32,857 --> 01:09:32,858
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:09:32,858 --> 01:09:34,497
we have to do a go back episode
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01:09:34,608 --> 01:09:35,018
TheMotionVictor: Yeah
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01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:37,042
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:41,031
And for our go back episode,
we've got two options.
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01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:44,581
There's option A or option B.
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01:09:45,711 --> 01:09:48,751
Ben, which would you like to watch?
:
01:09:50,261 --> 01:09:52,441
Option A or option B?
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01:09:54,033 --> 01:09:54,804
Benjamin: Option A
:
01:09:55,963 --> 01:09:55,964
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:09:55,964 --> 01:10:00,783
Option A is the Attack on Titan musical,
which is what we'll be watching for…
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01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:02,348
Benjamin: the Attack on Titan musical?
:
01:10:02,613 --> 01:10:02,614
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:10:02,614 --> 01:10:06,833
Option B was season three, episode
17, Hero, which is widely considered
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01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:08,473
the best episode of the show
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01:10:08,748 --> 01:10:11,878
Benjamin: B, uh, what would
the options have been?
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01:10:12,555 --> 01:10:12,556
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:10:12,556 --> 01:10:16,245
B would've been the Attack on Titan
musical, and A would've been season
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01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:18,125
three, episode 17 hero, of course
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01:10:18,859 --> 01:10:19,509
Gotcha, bitch
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01:10:19,999 --> 01:10:20,519
Benjamin: Bastard
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01:10:20,688 --> 01:10:20,689
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:10:20,689 --> 01:10:21,128
So
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01:10:21,145 --> 01:10:22,675
TheMotionVictor: could, you know
what we could do is I could watch
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01:10:22,675 --> 01:10:26,755
the musical and, and Ben could
watch, uh, the Hero and we could like
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01:10:27,177 --> 01:10:29,357
Benjamin: I don't want
another Downton Abbey.
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01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:29,937
I
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01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:32,765
TheMotionVictor: Oh, that
was so much fun though.
:
01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:33,439
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:35,128
Yeah, we don't need to
do that to ourselves.
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01:10:35,178 --> 01:10:39,668
So, uh, we'll watch that Attack
on Titan musical and be back to
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01:10:39,848 --> 01:10:41,758
make jokes about that next week.
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01:10:42,428 --> 01:10:46,118
But until then, we should probably
thank Ripe, who's starting to put
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01:10:46,118 --> 01:10:47,958
out tracks from their new live album.
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01:10:48,918 --> 01:10:50,358
It's good.
:
01:10:50,415 --> 01:10:51,145
Benjamin: good
:
01:10:51,818 --> 01:10:51,818
well now, was that depressing?:
:
01:10:51,818 --> 01:10:53,448
Three tracks released so far.
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01:10:53,448 --> 01:10:54,077
Go listen.
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01:10:54,077 --> 01:10:55,178
It's good
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01:10:58,047 --> 01:10:59,107
TheMotionVictor: So thank
you to you, the listener.
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01:10:59,147 --> 01:11:01,547
Uh, we love having you here,
and we love doing this.
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01:11:01,947 --> 01:11:05,017
Uh, if you enjoy our podcast,
please leave us a five-star review.
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01:11:05,417 --> 01:11:08,927
Uh, and I will get back to
you with the merch store soon.
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01:11:10,447 --> 01:11:14,447
And if you don't like our podcast,
uh, keep that shit to yourself
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01:11:15,645 --> 01:11:18,875
Benjamin: And we'll see you
next time on Last Time On.
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01:11:21,471 --> 01:11:22,061
TheMotionVictor: Oh, oh.
:
01:11:22,371 --> 01:11:22,551
Hey.
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01:11:22,731 --> 01:11:23,041
Okay.
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01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:23,621
Benjamin: You all right, dude?
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01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:26,621
TheMotionVictor: I just, I'm gonna
go cut my hair in a little bit, so