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There's a story inside every smoke shop,
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with every cigar and with every person.
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Come be a part of the cigar lifestyle of Boveda.
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This is Box Press.
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That's how good I am.
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Get out of there.
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Air ball.
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Oh, it's getting closer.
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I'm gonna get him from back here.
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Oh, that's in.
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Oh!
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Just a little more.
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Wait.
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Are we playing now?
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Yeah.
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Ready?
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Okay.
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Oh!
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He's got P. If you get a letter, you gotta answer a tough question.
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But I ask you also.
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No, not until I get a letter.
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Okay.
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So my toughest question to you would be who have you pissed off that will never forgive
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you in the cigar biz?
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Everyone knows that answer.
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Christian Eiroa.
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And he won't forgive you?
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No.
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Why?
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Ask him.
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You asked me a question and I answered it.
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All right.
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Great.
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Now I get to go...
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He lives right down the street.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You guys aren't friends?
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I don't answer some questions, but if you, if you drive down Old Cutler, he's down there
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on the right.
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Whoa...
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Getting better.
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Can you do moving shots?
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Yeah, but it doesn't count as that.
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It just counts as...
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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I missed the easy one.
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Yes!
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I'm winning!
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You got P, I. Okay, um, tough questions, tough questions.
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We got any tough questions?
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What is the most disgusting habit that you have have and if people knew it, they'd be
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like ew?
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I pee in the sink on airplanes.
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You pee in the sink on airplanes?
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Don't fly with Caldwell.
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You try to be my size and get in an airplane, you can't.
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You can't.
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Like there's no way to use it, so you just pee in the sink and wash it down with some
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water.
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That is so gross.
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Ask, ask any tall guy.
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Ask, go ask every tall manufacturer.
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There's a couple more.
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Do you pee in sinks in bathrooms here, like...
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?
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No, there's no need.
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The thing is you get on an airplane and there's no way to like pee.
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But then there's a sink there and it's like...
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Because it's too, because the thing...
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Only those.
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Like if it's a regular toilet, I pee in the toilet.
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Well, why don't you just sit down?
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I'm not from Minnesota, man.
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I'm from fucking Miami.
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Man, you haven't made a shot yet!
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Oh, shoot.
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I just said you hadn't made a shot.
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I still want to see the door shot, though.
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I almost made it.
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Oh!
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Almost is not good enough.
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Where is that going?
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I'm blaming my shirt.
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Way off.
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OH!
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OH!
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Put him out of his misery!
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That is P-I-G.
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That is P-I-G.
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That was awesome.
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What's your final question?
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Final question?
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When you met your wife did you know you were going to marry her or did you think no way?
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No way.
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No way?
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I didn't want to marry her.
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Why?
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She didn't want to marry me.
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Why?
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We didn't want to get married.
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But you're married.
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Yeah.
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Why get married then?
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It was the only way we could be together because she's from Spain.
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We're in love, two different continents, but you gotta, you gotta do something.
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Love it.
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Yeah, so we got married.
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I forced her.
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She was here and then I just said, like either we get married or we're done.
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Because it wasn't, we just back and forth, long distance, didn't make any sense.
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And I didn't want to.
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And then I got married in my apartment.
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And I didn't invite anybody.
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Just the justice of the peace?
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My friend, Rachel that got ordained and then that was it.
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And then coincidentally my little sister was going to be in town and another friend, so
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they were like the witnesses.
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Like I didn't tell my mom, my other sisters.
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Why not your mom?
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Was your mom pissed?
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I don't know.
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I Facetimed her.
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What's the relationship between Robert Caldwell and his mom?
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Amazing.
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Amazing?
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Yeah.
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And she wasn't pissed?
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I think she was all right.
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I'm her son, she knows me.
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My sisters were pissed.
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The ones that didn't come.
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You have two sisters?
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Three?
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And a brother at all?
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No.
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So, it's three sisters and one boy.
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Uh-huh.
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And you're not gonna ever have kids?
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Never.
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Never.
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So the Caldwell Legacy?
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My daughter named her daughter Caldwell because she knew I'd rather die before I had kids
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or never have them.
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So the first name is Caldwell of her daughter...
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Oh.
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...to carry on the family name.
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Good solution, huh?
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Yeah, I like it.
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That was awesome.
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I just played basketball in Robert Caldwell's place...
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And beat me!
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And I beat him with a zero from Robert.
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Zero.
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I have zero letters.
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Robert has P-I-G.
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It's over.
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You can play H-O-R-S-E, but who wants to do that?
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I'd just rather beat him quicker.
