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The group is back from spooky season and instantly returns to chaos. We daydream about starting an adult book club summer camp, spiral over the mysterious “Mine Lady,” and debate the most unhinged uses of free will. Then we dive into a Would You Rather round that goes completely off the rails. Along the way, we cry over Reddit, talk about the emotional whiplash of periods, and discuss the fine art of niche Halloween costumes. It’s real, it’s ridiculous, and it feels like your group chat came alive.
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Chapters00:00
Intro!
01:44
This week on the internet
15:38
Would You Rathers
22:09
Main Character Energy
27:44
Crying Over Reddit
28:34
Emotional Triggers During Menstruation
30:42
Coping Mechanisms and Reactions
32:50
The Humor in Vulnerability
34:27
Niche Costumes and Cultural References
41:56
The Chaotic Outro Begins
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Transcripts
think we're a little bit bothered.
Monica (:Welcome back bothered bitches, we've got all four of us today!
Nicole (:Bye bye there.
Ashley (:Hello!
Kelsie (:Ow, ow!
Ashley (:Yay, Merry Christmas.
Nicole (:bothered bitches are back we're back baby Merry Christmas
Monica (:Halloween is
over. It is now Christmas. So Merry Christmas.
Nicole (:no no no I'm still in my Halloween pajamas so no no not Christmas yet anyway I'm Nicole
Kelsie (:Thank
Ashley (:It's Christmas meal.
Mmm. Shoulda put on the Christmas
Monica (:Ugh.
I'm Monica.
Ashley (:I'm Ashley.
Kelsie (:I'm Kelsey.
Nicole (:Yay! Here we are.
Monica (:Yes, well, we are officially out of spooky season. So I hope you guys enjoyed our spooky season stories. It's just fun to do. And we've got Ashley back today. So it's the whole group chat. Hooray.
Ashley (:Yay!
Nicole (:Mm-hmm. Yay!
Hooray!
Ashley (:Hello, hello!
Monica (:Okay, well, so this week on the internet, there's two things that I've seen and I'm curious. So curious if you've seen one of them. And then the other one is just this is now on our vision board or whatever. If we had one for the pod, this would be on it because we don't actually have one. ⁓ Okay, so Ashley, you're not on TikTok. We do. We sure do.
Nicole (:Yep. No.
Ashley (:We have a lot of hypothetical vision boards, I feel.
Nicole (:Sure, sure, sure. We always talk about
things we wanna do for the pod and with the pod. This one however requires, this one we are. This one however requires us to not be a mediocre podcast. So we're gonna need you guys to lock in. Lock in and get us to not.
Ashley (:Mm-hmm.
Monica (:We're manifesting. We're manifesting Nicole.
Ashley (:Is that what we're calling it?
Monica (:Yes.
Yes, join the group chat,
get your friends, help us grow so you can come hang out with us. Okay, so Ashley, you're not on TikTok, so you missed it. So we found a book club summer camp for adults and it looks amazing. yeah, yeah, yeah, you go to a summer camp and you get to do crafts.
Nicole (:Mocking. Get us to the next level. Yeah.
Ashley (:Okay.
Nicole (:So cool.
So freaking cool.
Ashley (:like get you go to?
Kelsie (:Mm-hmm.
Monica (:and team building like stuff, which like that, I mean, kind of sounds lame when I say it like that, but no, it's like the fun activities.
Nicole (:Okay.
No, it's Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
Ashley (:Interesting.
Nicole (:giving, it's giving,
⁓ what's that movie? Parent Trap. ⁓ it is an actual summer camp in Washington and then they just host, I don't know if it's like a weekend or maybe it's a week, but it's like X amount of days and you go and you get to do all these like little crafting things and you get to read your books and you get to meet other people that like book stuff. And yeah, I saw it on TikTok and I sent it to the
Ashley (:⁓
Nicole (:the chat immediately and I was like, we are going, this is what we're doing. And then I don't know which one of you two over there, the dreamers, one of those two, maybe it was Kelsey. She was like, so we're just gonna host our own. And I was like, bitch, can we just go please? Like, I just wanna go. I don't wanna host it yet. We're gonna do both.
Monica (:I it was Kelsey, but I was already on track with her, so it's fine.
both. We're gonna do both. We're gonna do both. But like, how amazing
would that be to get to a place where like the podcast has grown, we have our community, and then we get to go do like a summer camp and like actually meet people and hang out with people and have like the real life group chat. That's not just the four of us. Like, amazing.
Nicole (:That would be really
That would be cool. Yeah.
Ashley (:Wow, okay. In my head, this is like the first
Fyre Fest, where we come up with this elaborate plan and we actually do nothing.
Kelsie (:Hahaha!
Nicole (:my god,
Monica (:Well, okay, so to that point, because Nicole was like,
Nicole (:don't say that.
Monica (:I don't want to go and like work it. Like I want to go to the camp. so Kelsey's response was, no, no, no, we're going to be successful enough that we will have somebody else plan the camp and we get to participate with our listeners. Because yes, because you're right.
Nicole (:Yeah, I'm gonna go to it.
Ashley (:Thank God. Okay. That was the missing key I needed. Okay.
Nicole (:You
Truly, truly, because if you leave it
up to us, three of the four of us have ADHD. There's only one person in this group chat that is normal, which we discovered this past week. We discovered this yesterday, I think. Ashley's the only normal one who has a regularly functioning brain. So if you leave it to us to plan it, it's not gonna get bad. We need somebody else to do it.
Ashley (:it never gets done.
Monica (:But we have some really great ideas and we're very excited about it.
Nicole (:We have a lot of ideas.
Ashley (:We just, need a manager.
Nicole (:We do. Somebody apply.
Monica (:It's you!
Ashley (:We need an adult here adult to manage us.
Kelsie (:We need a manager
that's willing to not make any money right at first.
Nicole (:Yeah, we need somebody to just do this out of the kindness of their heart.
Monica (:Right? You just want to hang out for the vibes.
Ashley (:It actually might cost some money.
Kelsie (:You're just a part of the- Yeah, you're
just a part of the group and you know when we make money, you know, we'll pay you.
Ashley (:charitable donation.
Nicole (:Eventually. Yeah,
Monica (:Yeah. Yeah.
Nicole (:just.
Kelsie (:You just gotta be here for the vibes.
Monica (:Yes. You get paid in times.
Nicole (:We're riding on vibes in a dream, baby. Okay, let's Yeah,
Ashley (:you
Nicole (:you can't paint in vibes and and we're really funny. So you get to experience that first That's all we can offer
Ashley (:you
Monica (:Benefits lots of giggles
Kelsie (:And if you could hop in here in producer mode and
make sure we actually like stay on track that would be good too.
Nicole (:Stay
on track. Back on track. Let's not veer too far off. Okay, come on. We gotta rein it in, I guess. Anyway.
Monica (:Seriously, okay on that
note on that note the other thing of this week on the internet The mine lady is back. Have you guys seen?
Nicole (:What?
Monica (:The mine lady, it's a lady who's building or digging a mine under her house. She's back! Yeah, but she's back! So she...
Ashley (:Mine?
Nicole (:Mine, lady.
Wait, under her house? Yes. Yeah, her residential neighborhood or whatever. She's gonna
cause a freaking sinkhole.
Monica (:I know. Well, okay, but like, okay, first of all, I have a very irrational fear of sinkholes. Yeah.
Kelsie (:Can you do that? Is that legal?
Nicole (:stresses me out.
That's why she went away because somebody
was like, are you even allowed to be doing this? Is this illegal? And she was like, I got building permits. No, she did not.
Monica (:Yeah, she's been documenting.
Yeah, she's been documenting digging through like her basement and then building these like tunnels underneath her house and like through her neighborhood. And it's all over TikTok. So it's documented. And then like the police showed up and like she was, I don't know if she got fined. Like I haven't followed the story that close enough to know like really what happened. But basically the city showed up and like shut it down was like, you need to have permits. But she's also really smart.
Nicole (:Mm-hmm
Ashley (:What? ⁓
Nicole (:Hehe.
And she made a skit about that.
She made a skit about... And it was horrible skit. Her acting was terrible.
Monica (:Yeah, she did. She's like, she's just a very interesting person.
Yeah, she's a very interesting person. And so like watching her reenact it is just it's so funny. ⁓ but so but she's very, very smart. And so she like had to shut it all down and go through all these steps of like getting permits. And I guess she like
Nicole (:managed to do so? Okay, I didn't know she was back.
Monica (:managed to do so and like found all the loopholes and everything
Ashley (:How is that possible? That's wild.
Monica (:and she's back. I don't know. But like she and she's like learning how to do like the welding and like she's like developed all these like pulley systems and like the like electrical stuff like to get it down through like the tunnels in her house. And now she's selling some of the rock from the mines for like, you know, funding her tunnels.
Ashley (:my god.
Nicole (:Yep.
Kelsie (:There is a
Nicole (:my God.
Kelsie (:guy that I found on TikTok doing this in a much more legal way, I believe. He's creating, he's creating, supposedly, sounds sketchy to me, he's creating the cave into a rock where he lives in it. But it's like, it looks like it's a rock above ground and he's literally whittling a fucking cave out of this bitch.
Monica (:It's fascinating.
Well, she's technically legal.
Nicole (:Now!
That's crazy.
Monica (:my gosh.
Kelsie (:And he, I mean, it's pretty cool. And he sounds like maybe a little less wackadoo because I would not want to live in a neighborhood where somebody was just digging underneath.
Ashley (:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Nicole (:That's that's what's that was a lot of people's
Monica (:Well,
Nicole (:complaints. They were like, you're literally digging tunnels like under our neighborhood, like other people live here or you're going to dig a tunnel under my house. Like, yeah, that's that was a lot of people's concern. People were getting like really freaked out.
Monica (:Yeah.
Ashley (:Yeah. She could just dig her way into someone's house. Yeah.
Monica (:Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Nicole (:I don't know. I don't live there.
Kelsie (:It's all fun and games
Ashley (:mole lady.
Kelsie (:till little Sally falls in a sinkhole.
Nicole (:Yeah, yeah. Right. That's why I'm like, where is she even digging though? It is.
Ashley (:Yeah, someone's house collapses into this lady's fucking molehole.
Monica (:Right. But it's very fascinating because yeah, I don't know
Kelsie (:Yeah.
Monica (:what her angle is. Like she's just very like interested in it. And but like the thing is, is she's being very thorough at the same time, like with like reinforcement stuff, even though she's also doing it all by herself and like learning and teaching yourself. And like, I know.
Nicole (:Mm-hmm.
Kelsie (:in the country if you want to make underground tunnels.
Nicole (:And yeah, that's the weird
Ashley (:Yeah.
Nicole (:thing to me. I'm like, why would you do that in like a HOA? Like, shit's weird. Shit's weird. Time, right.
Ashley (:Yeah, that's fucking weird. She's reinforcing it. Time will tell, okay?
Monica (:I know.
Kelsie (:It's kind of like she
Monica (:time
Kelsie (:just let her intrusive thoughts win.
Ashley (:We're gonna see.
Monica (:will tell. I mean, possibly. However, the thing is, is so it was shut down and now she's back. And part of that is that she had to have like inspections and stuff. So like, whatever is going on for her to be back on and like documenting it, like
Kelsie (:Is this real life?
Nicole (:then I guess
it worked. Yeah, what an interesting use of free will.
Kelsie (:I can't imagine anybody green lighting this. A very odd choice of free will for sure.
Monica (:You know? Yes, that's it. It's
Ashley (:Literally.
Nicole (:Yeah.
Monica (:a very interesting use of free will and you know?
Nicole (:Same with the cave
guy, very interesting choice of free will because...
Monica (:Yeah.
It really makes me wonder, maybe I'm not using my free will creatively enough.
Nicole (:What am I doing with my life?
Kelsie (:I
know I'm not, but I have anxiety so I would be convinced that something terrible would happen if I decided to just fucking dig tunnels under my house.
Monica (:That's true. Same.
I mean, would definitely terrible happen.
Nicole (:Listen, I do live out in the country.
I do live out in the country. So I have thought about it before and actually had Justin start digging a hole. No, Justin started digging me a hole for our storm shelter. I could easily, easily dig a hole and have a tunnel that leads up to our house. I could easily do that.
Monica (:Nicole, why are you not building tunnels?
Ashley (:form shelter.
Pivot the tunnels.
Monica (:You know what? Here, if I were you,
listen, if I were you, once that storm shelter was done, I would be making that my fort. It's like it's not a storm. I'm just hanging out. It's my book nook.
Nicole (:Yeah, no, mean, I totally plan to. I plan on making it nice and comfy
Ashley (:You
Kelsie (:No.
Ashley (:No kids allowed.
Nicole (:because if something does ever happen, which I pray it doesn't, but when we get it done and something does ever happen, we might have to hang out down there for a little bit. We don't know. So I'm gonna at least put a bed in there probably.
Kelsie (:Nicole's going to have a whole system of underground tunnels for her storm. So that way, you won't be trapped.
Monica (:Yeah
Ashley (:Mm-hmm.
Nicole (:Yeah, I would. totally would. I would.
I'll be a little mole. See you later. Goodbye. I wouldn't mind. I'd be the tunnel people.
Monica (:a little mo-
my gosh.
Nicole (:Okay.
Monica (:⁓ that is so funny. Okay.
Nicole (:This has taken a turn, moving on.
Kelsie (:Have you seen on
the the on the ⁓ internet things we've seen it have you seen the trend where it's like ⁓ sometimes you have to just read your mom's text and move on with your day. Have you seen those. Did I send you.
Monica (:Yes.
I've seen a couple, they're funny. And I
Nicole (:Yeah
Monica (:saw it I was like, that is my life.
Kelsie (:Did I send
Nicole (:Yeah.
Kelsie (:you the grandma one?
Monica (:No.
Nicole (:The one with the mean woman?
Kelsie (:my god.
Yes. Okay I'm gonna read it to you. So this one is sometimes you gotta read your grandma's text and just go on about your day. And so the trend is like they post a screenshot of the text from the person and it's just something off the wall. Okay. This was this girl's grandma's text. Hi. Wanted to tell you about a neighbor two streets over. She was out trimming her bushes with an electric trimmer. She started to fall. There's no punctuation in this mind you. It's very grandma coded.
Nicole (:Yes, she was a mean woman. ⁓
Ashley (:Mm-hmm.
Kelsie (:wanted to tell you about a neighbor two streets over. She was out trimming her bushes with an electric trimmer. She started to fall back. She was having a heart attack and the trimmer cut her head off. There was five police cars. No punctuation. Five police cars, fire trucks, ambulances had the street blocked off. They said blood spattered everywhere. She wasn't well liked mean woman, but she didn't deserve to die like that prayer hands.
Ashley (:What the fuck?
No punctuation.
⁓ my God.
Nicole (:End part.
Monica (:What?
Nicole (:Edward, she wasn't all liked.
Kelsie (:Someone said she didn't
deserve to die like that. Someone's like, I can't help but notice you say she didn't say she didn't deserve to die. You said she didn't deserve to die like that.
Monica (:You
Nicole (:like that specifically specifically she didn't deserve to die like that i mean
Ashley (:She said she was a mean woman.
That's hilarious.
Monica (:Gosh, that like that is something that I would have gotten from my Nana like that makes me miss her.
Ashley (:Hmm.
Nicole (:the other one i think
you sent kelsey i think you sent the other one that was like or maybe i just thought organically i can't remember but it was ⁓ sometimes you have to just read your mom's text and move on and it was i no longer believe there's going to be a rapture and i just died i was like
Monica (:Yeah.
you
Kelsie (:Yeah, it's this
one. She was like, I wanted to let you know I no longer believe there was a rapture. I no longer believe there will be a rapture. How was your facial?
Monica (:the transition between those topics. It's fine. The world's not ending. How's your spa day?
Ashley (:Just gotta slip it in, you know?
Nicole (:sure believe that there will be a rapture.
Which I don't think we ever talked about Rapture tok on here, did we? Maybe we did, I can't remember. I don't remember, but that was an interesting time on the internet. Rapture tok was crazy and they keep just changing, they keep going. They're riding it, it's, I don't know if you guys have noticed, it's still happening. Every month they have new Rapture dates.
Ashley (:You
Monica (:I don't think so, maybe, but it was interesting.
Well,
I think the best way to like summarize that is the episode of Parks and Rec. I don't know if you guys ever saw that episode, but literally, yeah.
Nicole (:You sent a clip, you sent the clip
to it he was like, I need to be in the park on whatever date and.
Monica (:Well, like, yeah, the best of
Ashley (:Hahaha
Monica (:it is
at the end where it's like the rapture didn't happen. And so he's like, Oh, I made a mistake. It was actually supposed to be this day. like, Leslie's like, sorry, like the parks busy that day. Oh, oh, you know what, actually, it was the 20th is the 20th.
Nicole (:Yeah, yeah.
Ashley (:you
Nicole (:Sorry, the park's gonna be booked. Oh, the internet. I mean truly. I mean truly.
Monica (:my god.
Kelsie (:Ashley, you were lucky to be off the internet for that particular...
Monica (:It's true. It's true.
Kudos to you for not being a part of that one.
Nicole (:Ay yi yi...
Kelsie (:The guy
that started that, he came on and he made an apology video. He was like, you know what, I was wrong. And then like two days later, he was like, no, what, actually I wasn't wrong. The calendar, because the, you know, Jesus, the calendar was different when Jesus was alive.
Nicole (:Just kidding!
Ashley (:The cow.
Nicole (:We're using the wrong calendar. Jesus doesn't use the Gregorian calendar. We gotta...
Ashley (:my god.
It's just a perpetual rapture day. It's been- the rapture's been coming for many, many years.
Kelsie (:Yeah, so he took he he apologized and then
he took it back, you know, so
Monica (:Yeah, I-
Nicole (:He said,
Monica (:I-
Nicole (:PSYCHE!
Monica (:You know what? Actually, I'm not sorry. I'm gonna tell you about the rapture harder.
Kelsie (:Actually, I'm not wrong.
Nicole (:Yeah,
yeah, actually, I'm not wrong. just got the date wrong. My bad, bro. Double down, triple down. I can't. gosh. ⁓ my lord.
Ashley (:Double down.
Monica (:my gosh. Okay.
Ashley (:wild behavior.
Kelsie (:Let's move on to would you rathers. Ashley, you go first.
Ashley (:Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Beautiful.
Nicole (:You sound like a game show host. That is true. That is true. That is true. Okay, go.
Monica (:Seriously.
Kelsie (:I was
born with main character energy, I don't know what to tell you.
Ashley (:You
Monica (:Yeah, that is true.
That's a fact.
Ashley (:Okay, I have one for Monica. Monica, would you rather have your laugh sound like a foghorn or your sneeze sound like a goat scream? ⁓
Monica (:Ooh, okay.
Sneeze, sneeze, so, so quickly. I would rather sneeze like a goat scream, you know what? I can, I laugh way too often to sound like a foghorn.
Nicole (:was mine.
Ashley (:sneeze like a goat scream?
Can you demonstrate?
Kelsie (:What is this?
Nicole (:Hehehehehe
Could you
Kelsie (:So
nice to hear.
Ashley (:No one would be friends with you.
Kelsie (:gonna edit a video of you laughing where it's just a foghorn. Right here. Rawr.
Ashley (:Yes, please.
the flag horn over.
Monica (:Which is even worse because I'm
Nicole (:That is really funny.
Ashley (:You
Monica (:Yeah, no, easily.
Kelsie (:every time Monica laughs.
Monica (:I would take the goat scream because that's actually kind of funny. I could maybe avoid it a little bit and at least maybe like, you can kind of feel the sneeze coming on. Maybe you can find another room to go in.
Nicole (:Hmm.
Kelsie (:I just
think of the Taylor Swift edit where it's like...
Ashley (:Run. You feel a sneeze and you start running
Monica (:Yeah.
Ashley (:away.
Monica (:Yeah, I will just be the Taylor Swift edit. You know, it's fine. I've had my allergy shots. don't...
Kelsie (:Lying on the cold hard braaaah!
Nicole (:Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my mom's ringtone forever. That goat scream in that edit is actually still currently, I think, my mom's ringtone.
Monica (:I don't sneeze as often anymore.
Kelsie (:Ugh.
Monica (:my gosh.
Ashley (:my god.
Monica (:Like,
Kelsie (:Can't miss that call.
Monica (:that video ruined that song because I literally cannot listen to that song without hearing the ghost scream in my head.
And I don't know if it's unfortunate or hilarious. I mean, it's both, guess.
Nicole (:my gosh.
It is
both. All right, Monica, your turn.
Monica (:Okay, hang on
Okay, Nicole, would you rather have a mosquito follow you everywhere but only bite once a day or a pigeon that poops on you once a week?
Nicole (:Pigeon, honestly, because I fucking hate mosquito bites. It's gonna bite me one time every single day. No, I'm gonna be full of bites forever. No, just poop on me once a week and get it over with. Just make sure it's on hair wash day and that I can fucking... Yeah, just time it perfectly and then I won't care. Like, fuck off, mosquito. I hate mosquitoes. Oh my god, they're the worst. Devil beings, straight from hell. I hate those.
Ashley (:Mm-hmm.
For the-
Monica (:Right.
Just walk around wearing a poncho until it happens.
We have so many
in Phoenix right now too. They are freaking weird.
Nicole (:⁓ We had so
we just had our like mosquito apocalypse Actually, like I think two episodes ago. I was complaining that I had mosquito bites on me everywhere I think So annoying Okay, my turn hold, please
Monica (:Yeah, we're in it.
Yeah.
Ugh, the worst. All right, well, Nicole and your pigeon poop,
you're up.
Nicole (:Yep, pigeon poop.
Ashley (:Mosquitoes don't bite me actually, so...
Nicole (:it must be nice. ⁓ What's it like to be God's favorite? ⁓
Monica (:Screw you. what's that like? Yeah, wearing her crown over there.
Kelsie (:What's it like to be literally perfect?
Ashley (:Yeah.
I don't know. They just, yeah, they just
don't, they don't bite me. I don't know.
Kelsie (:neurotypical not mosquito tasty bitch.
Nicole (:Yeah, she's got it all my god Shit functioning brain. No mosquito She that's why she is this bitch Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey Would you rather Have to loudly announce I'm back bitches every time you enter a room
Monica (:Yeah.
Ashley (:No mosquito
bites. I'm living the life.
Monica (:She should be wearing the crown right now.
Ashley (:you
Monica (:Very
queen.
Kelsie (:I'm ready. Hit me with it.
Nyeh!
Monica (:Ha ha ha!
Nicole (:Or whisper.
every time someone else walks in.
Monica (:I love this one so much!
Ashley (:I know what she wants. I
know which one she wants.
Nicole (:Yeah.
Kelsie (:I'm actually a little torn because it would be really fun to creep people out and be like I've been expecting you but also I Really do feel like everybody should know that like I'm back bitches every time I walk in a room
Nicole (:It's excellent! It's excellent! It's so good!
Yeah, no, that's it. That's your
Ashley (:You
Nicole (:energy. That
is your energy. I specifically was like she would have a hard time choosing between these two because she is a spooky bitch and also like very vibrant out there.
Monica (:You know.
Kelsie (:But also, I'm but also
I'm also like kind of shy. If if I don't if I'm like don't know you. And so if I'm in if I'm coming or or people are coming into a room where it's like I'm not actually I'm like imagining myself with the ball this past weekend where it's like being introduced to new people. And I'm like I either have to stroll into that ballroom and be like I'm back, bitches, or I have to be like, I've been expecting you.
Nicole (:True.
Monica (:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Nicole (:That is true.
You walk in and you're just like...
Monica (:You
Ashley (:you
Kelsie (:and I'm just not sure which one is the better option. I'm gonna go with I've Been Expecting You, because I can whisper creepily, and if nobody hears me, then that's not my problem. You know what I'm saying?
Ashley (:Also then you can do it to a different person every time. Whereas with the other one you have to annoy everyone every time, you know?
Nicole (:Every time. Yeah,
Kelsie (:Yeah.
Monica (:That's
Kelsie (:Yeah.
Monica (:true.
Nicole (:yeah, yeah,
Monica (:I do feel like.
Nicole (:yeah, yeah. I actually was not expecting you to pick that. Wow, I like it. I love it. I want some more of it.
Kelsie (:Yeah.
Ashley (:That wasn't either. It wasn't either.
Monica (:I actually, you know, in our conversation of like a good use of free will, I just, do kind of feel like you need to maybe just experiment with that for like a week just.
Ashley (:Try them
both out. Take them for a spin.
Kelsie (:Listen, I need you to understand
Nicole (:you
Kelsie (:that anxiety runs my life. And social anxiety really, really dictates a lot. And so if I didn't know the people...
Nicole (:anxiety
Monica (:you
Kelsie (:I would be having a tummy ache about that. I would be having a tummy ache about having to roll into a room and announce myself.
Monica (:Just try it out with Trevor. Just see if he does.
Ashley (:Tommy Ake. ⁓
Monica (:I know, I know. Just try it out with Trevor for like a week, just see his response every time he comes in.
Nicole (:That's so funny.
Kelsie (:Trevor would love it. Trevor does
Nicole (:Yeah, I was going to say that is Trevor. Trevor has that energy.
Kelsie (:that basically. Trevor already fully embodies the walk into the room like, I'm back bitches. Like even if he doesn't say that, he exudes that. Like you hear it on the wind when he walks in. You hear, I'm back bitches.
Ashley (:I'm
Nicole (:Yeah.
Ashley (:my god.
Nicole (:God.
Monica (:the tracks like probably guys listening Trevor
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Nicole (:Yes, Trevor did do our intro.
Kelsie (:He
also has main character energy, you know. It's hard to live in our house with the battling energies, you know, because who's the star? don't know.
Nicole (:He does. He does have main character energy.
He does make a really great Instagram husband though.
Monica (:Yeah.
Kelsie (:Sometimes, sometimes he's so shy. He goes from like the perfect Instagram husband to like shy and I'm like who are, like let's not pretend like you don't wanna be the star of this show. Like fuck out of here with that.
Nicole (:What is this? ⁓
Kelsie (:Oh, it's my turn now. Okay, sorry. I just want to talk about myself, obviously, if it's the bill. Okay. You're welcome.
Nicole (:It's your turn.
You're the star of the show, the literal star of the show.
Thanks for carrying the podcast, by the way.
Monica (:Bye!
Kelsie (:If you're not here for me, what are you here for? It's certainly not Ashley's...
Ashley (:You
Nicole (:Let me just make your ego bigger, let me stroke it a little bit.
Ashley (:She puts out her phone, she's not even doing a would you rather
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Nicole (:She's just like, a minute, this
Monica (:It's-
Nicole (:is a show!
Kelsie (:I just have to show my face and everybody is just present. Okay. I don't know why this podcast isn't super famous because I'm here. Okay.
Monica (:I know.
Nicole (:Literally.
You're here, God. It's our fault,
Ashley (:you
Nicole (:really. We're dragging you down. So sorry.
Monica (:Yeah, we're
weighing her down.
Kelsie (:Okay.
Nicole (:data.
Monica (:We had the queen and our main character, Nicole. What the hell are we doing?
Nicole (:I don't know we gotta go see you later. Bye Maybe we're comedic relief. I don't know
Monica (:We can go with that.
Kelsie (:Okay Listen, I actually I have to what I have to I have one for Ashley But then I have one for the group because it just goes so well with this conversation today. Okay, I'm gonna ask the group one first Why that's fresh? Yeah, we're still doing would you rather's, okay? That's the whole podcast now. Would you rather's we should just rename it would you rather okay? This is for the whole group and then I'll do Ashley's
Ashley (:my God. yes, we're still, we're just, we're still doing would you rathers. Okay. Holy shit.
Nicole (:Okay.
Monica (:⁓
my gosh, I can't breathe.
Nicole (:Yeah.
Ashley (:No.
Monica (:Mm.
Kelsie (:I also would like to note that this section is labeled deeply unfair choices and I feel like that's like really good label. Okay. Would you rather be the funniest person in a boring group or the least funny person in a hilarious group?
Monica (:Boom. ⁓
Nicole (:Thank
Monica (:I saw this one and I would way rather be the least funny. I would rather be, yes.
Nicole (:⁓ that's horrible. What? no,
Ashley (:⁓ what?
Nicole (:I would rather be the funniest.
Monica (:In a boring group? Oh my gosh, I don't know. Yeah! Because they're boring and they wouldn't get your jokes.
Ashley (:Me too.
Kelsie (:Yeah.
Nicole (:Hell yeah.
Kelsie (:⁓ I don't know.
Ashley (:I guess it would eat away at you, because people probably wouldn't think you were funny, because they'd be boring.
Nicole (:Well, actually, I guess that is.
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good point. I don't want to be, I don't want to, yeah.
Kelsie (:I mean, as long as they think I'm funny,
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Nicole (:You could deal with that for sure. Yeah.
Monica (:Yeah, but if they're boring, they
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Nicole (:Maybe. back.
Monica (:If you could
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Nicole (:Yeah, are they boring in the sense that like, they just like are boring,
they don't want to do anything? Or are they boring in the sense that like they don't find anything funny? Because then no, I need to be. Yeah, okay, I think I could deal with being the least funny person in a group. However, though, if you're the least funny and you try to be funny with the other funny people and then they just judge you.
Ashley (:They don't laugh.
Kelsie (:Yeah.
Yeah. ⁓ then I'd feel inadequate. And I already feel inadequate sometimes, so don't know if I need...
Monica (:Yeah, I don't Well, okay,
Nicole (:Yeah, anxiety.
Kelsie (:would you rather... Would you rather have to drink a shot of mystery fridge juice every week or lick one subway pole clean once a year?
Monica (:Yeah, you yeah, we gotta move on
Ashley (:Okay.
Nicole (:You
⁓ I hate you.
Monica (:oof
Ashley (:own.
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Monica (:Ugh.
Nicole (:Lick it clean? no.
Kelsie (:Lick-a-Clean every week.
Nicole (:Every day, every week.
This is a bad choice.
Monica (:But just like once a week.
Ashley (:I don't- what is fridge juice?
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Kelsie (:Mystery fridge juice. I
Nicole (:yeah, what is?
Kelsie (:don't
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Monica (:I think it could be any.
Ashley (:my god.
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Monica (:And how much of it
Ashley (:to
Monica (:do have to drink?
Ashley (:choose between these two.
Nicole (:I really don't like you.
Kelsie (:I mean, you decide what's in your fridge,
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Nicole (:Really don't like you for saying it could be meat juice when you let it thaw out I really actually hate you like I'm so grossed out right now
Ashley (:Yeah, that's yeah, this I could die.
Monica (:I know. But I like, right? I like how
Kelsie (:You could
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Monica (:Kelsey spun this. Yeah, I like how Kelsey just spun this onto like, don't make bad choices though, Ashley. This is your fault.
Ashley (:Yeah, and the whole thing.
Nicole (:Clean? You gotta look clean.
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Kelsie (:Yeah. You
Ashley (:Yeah, why is it on me?
Kelsie (:control what's in your fridge. I'm saying that should be the easier option because you control what's in your fridge.
Nicole (:This is YOUR fault!
Monica (:That's true.
Ashley (:once a week?
Kelsie (:once a week.
Monica (:You're a vegetarian now. Welcome.
Nicole (:You're a vegetarian now.
Kelsie (:Actually, you should just live on a juice diet and then it will never be anything but-
Nicole (:There you go, and then it will
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Ashley (:It would still kind of gross me out, but I guess I'll choose the fridge juice.
Monica (:There you go.
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Nicole (:Mm-hmm.
Kelsie (:You gotta cook
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Monica (:Yeah.
Ashley (:Wow.
Nicole (:on the counter, yep.
Ashley (:I don't love those options, yeah, but I guess the fridge juice. No. It's almost a life not worth living, ⁓ but... Okay.
Nicole (:No, those are terrible. Those are horrible.
Monica (:Yeah, it's a terrible choice.
Kelsie (:Put that on a shirt, it's almost
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Monica (:Just
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Nicole (:that
Kelsie (:It's almost a life not
Ashley (:Yeah.
Nicole (:was
Kelsie (:worth living.
Nicole (:funny. ⁓ God.
Monica (:Alright, well, so as you guys know, I've had lots of crash outs this week. I initially blamed it on my period. And so I had made a note of that I've just, you know, periods kind of suck and they make us kind of feel crazy. And ⁓ that led me down the Reddit rabbit hole of what are some of the craziest things we've cried about?
Nicole (:Mm.
Ashley (:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Nicole (:yay, okay, let's
hear. Let's hear what other people. I like to hear other people's drama and nonsense. I don't like my own. I don't like my own.
Monica (:So just for, yeah, just for some solidarity, you know? I mean, I still
Ashley (:Yeah.
Monica (:feel crazy. My period has come and gone and I'm still just, you know, crashing out and it's fine. Anxiety is really lovely. I love this for me, but it's fine. It's fine, it's fine.
Nicole (:Yeah, it's okay, it's fine.
Ashley (:Everything's
fine. Everything's fine.
Nicole (:Everything is fine.
Monica (:Okay, so what is the most absolutely most ridiculous thing that made you upset while you were on your period? ⁓ My sister took my chocolate croissant for breakfast. I started crying. That's fair. I would cry too. ⁓ One of my three year old students said hi to my co-teacher and not me. I cried in my car later on.
Nicole (:Hehehehehe
Ashley (:Ha ha ha ha!
Nicole (:No, that's actually a tragedy because kids, they tell it like it is. So that kid didn't say hi to you. They snubbed you. You should take it personally.
Monica (:I know.
Ashley (:Yeah.
You should take it personally. Yep.
Monica (:I know. ⁓
I feel like I get this one because I would do this too. My posters are slightly tilted. I cried later that night.
Ashley (:my god.
Nicole (:my god.
That would send me into like crash out. I would only I would cry but I think I would rip everything off the walls and just burn it like it's like the eyelash thing. I would just when I crashed out about my eyelashes.
Monica (:Right.
Ashley (:Yeah. Yeah.
Monica (:I mean, right? my gosh, your eyelash.
This one is gross, but like also like, so no waste basket in the public bathroom stall. I put the tampon on the floor, which is so gross. There wasn't any other option, but also depending on the bathroom, like sometimes like it really is just like, what, what do I do? What do I, what do I do? Yeah.
Ashley (:my god.
Nicole (:Noooo
Ashley (:They deserved that.
Nicole (:You
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Monica (:Yup. Seriously.
I know.
Kelsie (:If
you can't put a trash can in a women's bathroom, deserve to have your tampons flushed down your toilet.
Monica (:Yes.
Right? I know. Like, just take care of us. Make our lives easier.
Nicole (:clog up that drain, clog them up, you're asking for it. What?
Ashley (:You're asking for it.
Nicole (:Right? We already
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Monica (:Right? It's already inconvenient that we're bleeding.
Just make it easy. Okay. My sister dropped a pencil and I yelled at her.
Nicole (:fuckers.
See, that's my kind see, I don't like cry over ridiculous things when I'm on my period. I just yell about shit. I'm just like off the handle.
Monica (:Right? My boyfriend hugging me.
Ashley (:Mm.
Nicole (:Preach because get away from me sometimes. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Don't breathe in my direction.
Kelsie (:lure.
Monica (:Right?
Kelsie (:But like like I'm
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Monica (:Yeah, and then you're just like,
Nicole (:I'm
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Monica (:ohhhh. Yes, absolutely.
Kelsie (:I'm, yeah.
Monica (:Yeah.
Yes. Yes.
Kelsie (:It's like somebody asking, are you okay? It's like, no, that you mentioned
Ashley (:now that you mention it.
Monica (:You're like, I thought I was until you asked
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Kelsie (:it. No, I'm not.
Nicole (:I was fine until you said something,
Ashley (:Terrible.
Monica (:things are bringing attention to it. Yeah, those moments it's like you're fine and then somebody just like took the spotlight on you and you're like, actually, I'm not.
Kelsie (:I'm like, yeah. Yeah.
Nicole (:I'm not fine,
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Kelsie (:If you think that I'm not okay, it's probably best to just pretend like you don't notice because I will!
Nicole (:Don't fucking ask me. Leave me alone.
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Monica (:It's true.
Ashley (:You
Monica (:Meanwhile as soon as she started I was like she's gonna cry
Ashley (:Yeah. Yeah.
Nicole (:She's laughing guys, I know you can't hear her because she doesn't make sounds when she laughs when she's laughing because she does, it's totally true.
Kelsie (:I'm gonna make
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Nicole (:even sound right. Yeah, that was scary. Don't do that.
Ashley (:Whoa, that's manic. That was manic.
Stop!
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Kelsie (:I'm gonna train myself to laugh out loud.
Nicole (:I hate it.
Kelsie (:Okay, anyways.
Nicole (:It sounds horrible. It sounds really scary. Don't do that. It's just a haunted house, but it's just Kelsey forcing a laugh.
Monica (:my god.
Ashley (:I was like,
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Monica (:Yeah, that was
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Kelsie (:Okay, I am gonna do that to Trevor later. Stand by. Okay, anyways, no, I
Nicole (:was terrible.
Ashley (:Record
Kelsie (:do cry.
Ashley (:it. You do. Yes, you do.
Kelsie (:I do be crying, so... I don't need a period to make me cry crazy.
Nicole (:Yeah, she do be crying.
Monica (:And you
do.
I mean, really, none of us do. Well, maybe Ashley. Ashley doesn't cry.
Nicole (:Also, none of us do.
Ashley (:you
Nicole (:Ashley doesn't cry at all. That's not true. Ashley cries when it's something about children or when we're leaving each other in the airport. That's the only time that Ashley cries. ⁓
Monica (:What's that like Ashley? This is the episode of Ashley, what is it like to be you?
Ashley (:Yeah, I've cried before.
Monica (:Yes.
Kelsie (:She did say she cried the other
day though. Remember? I don't remember.
Ashley (:Yeah, about what? What was I, what did I cry about? don't remember. I don't know, but I'll crash out sometimes. I could do a crash out. I just usually keep it to myself, I guess. It's pent up. Yeah.
Nicole (:I don't remember, when did you cry that?
Sometimes you'll, yeah.
Kelsie (:But you... Yeah... It happened.
Nicole (:Yeah.
Kelsie (:The pistachio in her, yeah, she keeps it
Nicole (:Mm-hmm. Yes,
Kelsie (:locked in the shell.
Nicole (:but she needs to go to one of those rage rooms and I'm down. Let's do it together. Let's go.
Ashley (:Let's go. Yes.
Kelsie (:Okay, but every time you
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Nicole (:Yeah, you have to give us a tidbit of information. She's
Monica (:oooo
Ashley (:my god, that sounds exhausting,
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Monica (:It does. It does.
Nicole (:like, never mind. I don't want to go. Forget it. ⁓ I'm out.
Ashley (:Forget it.
I'll just keep it locked in.
Monica (:great.
Don't do it Ashley, let it out. Let it out.
Nicole (:⁓ gosh.
Ashley (:What was that thing you sent the other
day? was like about a Scorpio and yeah, a haunted house, but it's just a...
Nicole (:the Scorpio thing. Yeah, it's like it's a haunted house,
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Ashley (:Yeah, something like that. Yes. Affirmative. ⁓ it's Scorpio season.
Monica (:Yes, that is Ashley.
goodness. Okay, I dropped my spoon in the sink. And then the comment below goes, same. My mother will just ask me, you starting soon? No, not starting soon. How dare you?
Nicole (:⁓
Ashley (:my God. That would send me.
I'll be like, fuck you.
Nicole (:my god.
Monica (:You go to the bathroom, you're like, ⁓ yeah.
Ashley (:Hmm.
Nicole (:⁓
you're right.
Kelsie (:That
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Monica (:Right? I cried at a Goodyear Tire commercial. Not my finest moment.
Nicole (:No.
Ashley (:my
god.
Kelsie (:I don't need my period to cry at a weird commercial. I'll be crying at everything.
Ashley (:Goodyear tires.
Monica (:For real.
Nicole (:Yeah, let's get your tires. I don't
Ashley (:That is something. If she's had like a Budweiser
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Nicole (:⁓
Monica (:Right.
Nicole (:the Clydesdales!
Kelsie (:They sell tires, they have to
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Monica (:Right? That's true. That's true. Okay, this one might be my favorite. I cried over a font size.
Ashley (:I suppose they do.
my god.
Nicole (:Oh,
yeah, no can relate. Because sometimes they're just too big or they're too small and there's just not like, you know what mean? I'd be mad. That can be, yeah, I know, valid. I get it, I get it.
Monica (:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know
Kelsie (:Yeah. Yeah.
Monica (:what?
I'm realizing as you say that ADHD brains are kind of like the Goldilocks story.
Nicole (:⁓ my God, we like.
We need something
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Monica (:⁓
Kelsie (:where you're
making me realize that Goldilocks had autism.
Nicole (:Right? Probably. That's likely. She was.
Kelsie (:Like, I'm connecting
Ashley (:She was very particular, wasn't she?
Monica (:She walked into somebody's
Kelsie (:dots?
Monica (:house. She didn't know the social norms. She walked in, slept in all their beds. Nothing fit right.
Nicole (:No, she... Yeah, she...
Ashley (:⁓ man.
Kelsie (:This is Mattis. Goldilocks is Mattis.
Nicole (:⁓
Ashley (:my god.
Nicole (:Yup, that's that's what that is. That's funny. That reminds me of of things we saw on the internet. I don't think ⁓ Ashley saw it because she's on a TikTok, but that freaking Halloween costume of the Tylenol on the autistic boy, the train like fucking died.
Ashley (:Yep, an epiphany.
Kelsie (:Wow.
The way I am so mad
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Monica (:my gosh.
Ashley (:Oh my god.
Kelsie (:And I'm like,
Nicole (:because of the
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Kelsie (:I would have dressed Mattis as a train conductor and I would have been, he would have loved, he loves trains. He would have loved being a train conductor and, ⁓ or even just a train. I could have turned him into a train and I could have been a bottle of Tylenol. Gosh darn it. It would have gone over so well in this conservative town.
Ashley (:Yes, yes.
Monica (:mattis would have loved to be a train
Nicole (:You can put on top of the train. my god. It would've been...
Ashley (:A missed opportunity.
Monica (:my.
Nicole (:Right, but the nuance to that, like you have to know, you know what mean? Like I love the nuance to that costume combination because you have to know that a lot of like autistic people love trains. Like I don't know what it is about trains specifically, but I have heard like one common thing about a lot of like children and adults with autism is they all, a lot of them love trains. So it's like, you kind of have to know that. I don't know what it is about the trains.
Ashley (:Mm-hmm.
It's a niche- It's a niche costume.
Kelsie (:I wanna know why, I really wanna understand that.
Monica (:I feel like
part of it is just that there's a lot of order to it. like, there's just there's a lot of order to it makes sense in a lot of ways. Like that's how it's been kind of explained to me is just that there's just like it they just make sense and like the way they function and the way that they work, they just make sense. And then like, there's just like all of the different nuances of the different types of trains. So like, I kind of get it. Like they are interesting. think trains are interesting. I get it.
Kelsie (:They're in a row. Third line.
Ashley (:Mm-hmm.
Nicole (:Yeah.
could be just.
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Kelsie (:Mattis
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Nicole (:I just love that. I just love that. was like,
I love I thought that was the funniest. Like they win. They win Halloween besides Edgar and the Roach. They also win Halloween. Edgar and the Roach was really funny. You didn't see you didn't understand Edgar and the Roach.
Monica (:yeah? For Minute Bloks?
Ashley (:Wait, I saw
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Monica (:It's from Minim
Blom!
It's the alien dude who, like, it's the alien that takes...
Ashley (:I'm sorry, what?
Nicole (:Sugar water!
Monica (:Sugar!
Nicole (:Sugar, sugar water.
Ashley (:I understand even less
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Monica (:Have you not seen Minute Blast?
Kelsie (:thought this was gonna get clearer. It's getting less clear.
Is this the one with where they're spinning around in a circle?
Monica (:It's the movie Minute Black, the alien.
Ashley (:yeah, yeah, it is, yes. Okay. Okay.
Kelsie (:I didn't know it was- I just thought the dude was dressed
Monica (:Yeah, and he's
Nicole (:Sugar water.
Monica (:an alien.
Kelsie (:as a roach. I didn't know there was any, like, characters to it.
Nicole (:So Edgar
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Monica (:Yeah.
Ashley (:Okay.
Monica (:and takes his skin suit. He hates that movie so much. I loved that movie. And he doesn't wear the skin right, so he's like, and he goes.
Ashley (:You know what, it's been a long time since I've seen that movie, but this is, it's, it's remind, okay, it's coming back to me a bit.
Okay.
Monica (:Yeah,
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Ashley (:I love the way you contort your body while you say it. I love the full body. Okay, I just saw it and I was like, where did
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Kelsie (:Yeah, I just thought it was a roach
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Nicole (:No, oh my
Ashley (:I
Monica (:No, no it's the camera.
Nicole (:god!
Ashley (:went over my head.
Nicole (:Oh my god! That is so-
Kelsie (:That was lost on me, I apologize.
Monica (:Yeah, it's the camera angle making it look like the skin.
Ashley (:Yes. Okay, yes.
Yeah, see, I got on Instagram and I saw that and I like, you know, haven't really been on the internet and I was like, ⁓ yes, still weird reels being sent here. Okay.
Nicole (:It's such a good movie.
Monica (:No, I saw it and I lost it.
Nicole (:One of my favorite
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Monica (:Yes!
Yeah.
Kelsie (:I should have, Trevor,
Ashley (:Yeah.
Monica (:I didn't eat
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Kelsie (:Trevor could have dressed up like a circumcised penis and we could have really tied in all the autism things.
Nicole (:my god, she's still going. She's still going on the... Wow.
Ashley (:my god.
Kelsie (:Sorry, it just occurred to me and I'm like, wow, the trifecta.
Trains, circumcision, and Tylenol.
Monica (:Yeah,
I would like to hear the conversation where you go, hey Trevor, can you dress up like a giant penis?
Ashley (:Can you be a circumcised?
Nicole (:Can't
you just be a dick? Just...
Ashley (:As opposed
to all of the uncircumcised penis costumes you see at the store, you're gonna need to find a circumcised one,
Kelsie (:Yeah, I sure it'll be hard,
you know.
Nicole (:Okay, we need to rain in it. Goodbye guys, see you later.
Ashley (:you
Kelsie (:See you next week.
Nicole (:and that's it.
Ashley (:Believe it or not, circumcised
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Nicole (:agenda. They were on the agenda. Here we
Monica (:It's really good thing this episode
Nicole (:How did we get here?
Kelsie (:Circumcised penises, they're an epidemic. Tylenol
Ashley (:Mm.
Kelsie (:or
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Monica (:It's a really good thing in this episode that my laugh is not a foghorn.
Nicole (:⁓ Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
Ashley (:Actually, it will be for the whole episode.
Kelsie (:I would like to make it incredibly clear
that my child has autism and he is loved and advocated for every day.
Monica (:you
No.
Nicole (:Right, we are in no way shape or form making fun of that. ⁓
Kelsie (:No,
just.
Nicole (:gosh, but if you don't laugh, you might cry. So sometimes we just gotta do what we gotta do. Okay, on that note, I really think we can't top uncircumcised penises or circumcised penises, I guess. So we gotta go.
Monica (:Exactly. Exactly. Period or not.
Ashley (:Must be done.
We gotta go.
Kelsie (:Okay, if you love laughing with us, hit the follow button, hit subscribe, leave some comments, engage with us, let us know you love us, share us with your friends, because we don't wanna be a mediocre, mediocre, mediocre.
Monica (:let
you
Kelsie (:Mediocre! We don't want to be mediocre any longer, so...
Nicole (:Share note!
Ashley (:⁓
Nicole (:Don't be the boring person in the group! Share the shit! We're funny! Come be funny with us!
Ashley (:Yeah, don't. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Kelsie (:If you got a touch
of the tism, you're welcome here. If you got some ADHD, we do too. Just... We love all penises here, thank you.
Ashley (:Mm-hmm.
Nicole (:Y-
Ashley (:We don't discriminate against circumcised or uncircumcised penises.
Nicole (:Nope.
Kelsie (:But this is really more, this is really more a chat for the cats, you know? Meh. So like probably if you have a penis, you might not like it here, but you're welcome. But you might not like it here.
Monica (:Best outro ever.
Nicole (:Yeah. Only pause.
Ashley (:Whoa.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Monica (:⁓ my god.
Nicole (:Mm-hmm.
Ashley (:No, you won't. You probably wouldn't.
Nicole (:Mm. No, probably not. Okay, goodbye. We love you. See you next time.
Ashley (:Anyways, see you guys later! Merry Christmas!
Kelsie (:Love you!
you
