Hey Upper Eastsiders and scandal-loving listeners! Welcome back to the Non Judging Breakfast Pod, where the coffee is strong, the waffles are fresh, and the gossip is hotter than ever. Join Leif, your seasoned Gossip Girl veteran, and Steve, the newbie diving into the Upper East Side for the first time.
This week, we dive into Gossip Girl season 1, episode 18, titled “Much I Do About Nothing.” Original air date: May 19, 2008.
Summary
In this conversation, the hosts discuss the events of Season 1, Episode 18 of Gossip Girl, titled 'Much I Do About Nothing.' They analyze the relationships between the characters, including Serena and Dan, Rufus and Lily, and Chuck and Blair. They also comment on the manipulative behavior of Bart Bass and the sudden departure of the character Georgina Sparks. The hosts highlight the strong chemistry between Blair and Chuck and the awkwardness of Dan and Vanessa's interactions. The episode ends with a cliffhanger as Dan reveals to Serena that he didn't sleep with Georgina. In the second part of the conversation, the hosts review the episode methodically and identify the principal themes. They discuss the character dynamics, the resolution of storylines, and the setup for future plotlines. They also analyze the writing, directing, and acting of the episode. The hosts give their episode grades and discuss the fashion highlights. They plug other podcasts and announce the upcoming season one recap episode.
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Discussion of Dan's Character
07:41 The Absence of Gossip Girl's Monologue
10:15 The Slap Between Blair and Chuck
21:20 Georgina's Orgasmic Reaction
25:38 Phenomenal Directing in the Episode
29:27 Rufus Bursts into Lily's Dressing Room
32:22 Dan's Revelation to Serena
57:06 Analyzing the Writing, Directing, and Acting
59:54 Fashion Highlights and Podcast Recommendations
01:06:26 Looking Ahead: Season One Recap and Season Two
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The Gossip Girl Theme Performed By Steve Marchion.
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I just don't see Dan as the guy getting a blowjob and just
Leif:sitting back and getting a blowjob.
Steve:Yeah, I just don't see him that way.
Steve:I, do.
Leif:I see he would have to return the favor.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, and. Yeah,
Steve:and would really be fly. He
Steve:would still be trying to figure it out by the time Serena showed
Steve:up.
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Leif:gossip girl veteran.
Steve:And I'm Steve, your newbie. The
Steve:greenhorn, the, I don't know, Leif. What do you call
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Leif:Well, haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
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Steve:You know, go ahead and dress me up in that Eleanor Waldorf
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Leif:one episode at a time. We'll analyze all the
Leif:parallels, obscure references, and, of course,
Leif:guitar catastrophes. We're also going to take a look at the
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Leif:fandom.
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Steve:get right into this episode.
Leif:Okay, we're going to start it off today. We are going to talk
Leif:about season one, episode 18.
Leif:Much I do about nothing.
Steve:Much I do about nothing. I
Steve:I very much recognize the
Steve:title. It's actually
Steve:a, show that I've seen several times, and
Steve:I actually think I told you, I often
Steve:confuse much ado about nothing. And as
Steve:you like it. Yeah. But I also feel like
Steve:Shakespeare come Shakespeare comedies, he kind
Steve:of found a rhythm and went with
Steve:it out of the time.
Leif:but it does kind of fit because a lot of his
Leif:comedies have and tragedies have
Leif:gossip, involved in the fly line.
Leif:And especially this one. Much m ado
Leif:about.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, exactly. Very much.
Leif:That's like the central theme.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Leif:But also Othello gossip is a very big part of
Leif:that. Yeah, it's a lot m to more
Leif:tragic results.
Steve:Romeo and Juliet. Yeah. Ah.
Steve:Also ends in tragedy from
Steve:gossip. Yeah.
Leif:So the original air date was May 19
Leif:in 2008.
Leif:The television without pity recap
Leif:reads, finale queen
Leif:beef deals with the bitch lily
Leif:shamewalks from Rufus Futon to her wedding
Leif:day. S finally pulls it the
Leif:fuck together.
Leif:speculation recapper hopes
Leif:v continues to be really cool.
Leif:Loliboy continues to be completely correct.
Leif:Sweetheart. Rufus continues to cry
Leif:and continues to perfectly. To be perfectly
Leif:awesome. Little J and Eric
Leif:totally rock out, show up, but
Leif:just barely CMB make out
Leif:already. So, all that is right with the world
Leif:because we are tired of waiting and g gets
Leif:some kind of effing peace. She deserves
Leif:most of all.
Steve:Yeah. Sums it up. Right.
Leif:M. So we had back from writing this
Leif:episode, Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage,
Leif:of course, the showrunners, and they wrote the pilot.
Leif:you gave that one a p. I gave it an a. I will.
Steve:Get into this more in our recap, but, like, looking
Steve:back, I think that I should have given more
Steve:credit to the. To the pilot than I did
Steve:in a lot of respects. Like,
Steve:in hindsight, there was so much more
Steve:that took place in that episode than I realized.
Leif:They definitely set a lot of stuff up, and there's a lot of
Leif:parallels between that episode and this episode.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:So they definitely had, they always have an end
Leif:point and a begin, a beginning and endpoint planned out in the
Leif:show.
Leif:They get. They go on a lot of crazy turns and twists
Leif:wrong way, but they got, they got
Leif:a, beginning and end plotted out, at least.
Steve:Yeah. And, and like I said to you before, I
Steve:felt like they did this episode, though.
Steve:Did high up this season. Nice.
Leif:Yes.
Steve:You know, it almost, I felt like it
Steve:could have been a one season miniseries
Steve:and, and, and
Steve:still have been like.
Steve:And I would have been satisfied watching that.
Leif:Yeah. The episode was directed by
Leif:Norman Buckley. he's back for his third episode this
Leif:season. He previously did the handmaid's tale, which
Leif:you gave a b minus. I gave a bde thin line
Leif:between Chuck and Nate. Which episode 13.
Leif:Did both a minuses on that one.
Steve:Yeah, we. Yeah, that was the one where
Steve:everything was. Everything that the kids did
Steve:was gold.
Leif:Yeah. It was the last episode before the strike.
Steve:Yeah. And everything with Rufus was
Steve:absolute garbage.
Leif:Oh, my God.
Steve:Yeah, that was. That was.
Leif:The writers were not set.
Steve:Yeah, there were no writers on set to be like, do we
Steve:need to name them Becca and
Steve:bricks or Becca and
Steve:Beck's breakfast. Breakfast.
Leif:Breakfast.
Leif:That's another sexual position, folks. Breakfast.
Leif:We'll tell you about that on the Patreon feed.
Leif:Anyways, act one begins
Leif:with no gossip girl monologue.
Leif:The first voice we hear is Serena's.
Leif:Could the it girl be gossip girl?
Leif:Serena is leaving a message for Dan. Tried
Leif:to find him in the morning after we ended last. The morning
Leif:after we ended last episode, she finally decides to
Leif:just go to Brooklyn.
Steve:So the first thing with this is that it was really
Steve:jarring to have gossip girl
Steve:absent. Had to have no gossip girl monologue
Steve:to kick off the show.
Leif:And then once she came in in the middle of the episode, it's like, whoa, whoa.
Steve:Are. Yeah. What have you been doing? but
Steve:also, like, Serena, you're just thinking of this
Steve:now? Like, you. You've been trying to
Steve:find me around.
Leif:Manhattan all night for.
Steve:Yeah, for, like, 12 hours. You're. For eight to
Steve:12 hours, you're walking around Manhattan looking
Steve:for Dan, and you don't think to go to the place where
Steve:he wants to be 90% of the time,
Steve:like, his loft?
Leif:It's. It's impolite to, you know, show up
Leif:unannounced in the middle of the night.
Steve:You're right. You're right.
Steve:What was I thinking?
Leif:So Rufus and Lily wake up in bed together.
Leif:Rufus gets the call to go on tour. Lily gets a call
Leif:to go meet Mark. Are, Rufus and
Leif:Lily not together? Are they together?
Leif:What. What's going on here? I. Not sure.
Steve:First of all,
Steve:he's, opening for the breeders.
Leif:Yes. Because the luscious Jackson
Leif:reunion fell through.
Steve:Yeah. Yes.
Leif:More name drops.
Steve:Yeah. But, I did love the breeder's name
Steve:drop. I mean, that. And that
Steve:song is such an iconic nineties
Steve:song, and I'd recently listened to that album.
Steve:It's a really good album.
Leif:And I guess, you know, Rufus just,
Leif:like, likes playing with the ladies.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:He had Lisa Loeb opening for him,
Steve:and now he's going on tour with the Breeders. I
Steve:had that thought, too.
Leif:Chuck and Blair also wake up together.
Leif:They claim it was an accident. They trade quips before
Leif:Chuck leaves to get ready for the wedding.
Steve:Do you think these women bands are like, who's someone
Steve:that's really dreamy, that won't upstage me?
Steve:Yeah,
Steve:I don't know.
Leif:That he's got that one song.
Steve:He's got that one song. Someone who's not really.
Steve:You know, people can tap their feet and sing along, and they'll be
Steve:happy to see them, but no one's really there to see
Steve:them, but, like, they look good and
Steve:they can play 20 minutes.
Leif:So. Yeah. What do we think of the Chuck and Blair
Leif:waking up together?
Steve:The slap is so
Steve:good. When Blair just wakes up, looks
Steve:at Chuck, and slaps him in
Steve:the face. I loved it.
Leif:And we find out Chuck keeps his scarf on during sex.
Steve:Yeah, if it's cold.
Leif:It was just at one time something.
Steve:You just at one time something you don't have to
Steve:remove your scarf for.
Leif:Howie is out of rehab. He and Nate are once
Leif:again jogging in the park. We get an extremely
Leif:dated reference to former flash of the pan, Yankees
Leif:pitcher Justin Jabba Chamberlain.
Leif:All seems good with the captain until he's
Leif:once again seen making a shady phone call while Nate is
Leif:distracted by a floating plastic bag.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna. Yeah.
Steve:American beauty. He got american beauty right
Steve:there.
Leif:But did you catch the job? Do you remember Jabba?
Leif:Yeah, for, like, one season.
Steve:Yeah. And he was supposed to be like, the it
Steve:picture, wasn't.
Leif:He was first rod rap pick.
Steve:Yeah, I also, when
Steve:the captain's making excuses for Ann, it's like,
Steve:well, the bushes look like
Steve:bears. The basement's
Steve:flooded.
Leif:she's washing her hair.
Steve:She's definitely not planning some shady
Steve:shit. It
Steve:again, here's Howard unable to
Steve:fuck.
Leif:Up, probably at this point. I didn't think she was playing
Leif:shady shit. I thought she was basically just dumping him.
Steve:Yeah, I did, too, actually. Well, and, I mean,
Steve:I'm just always suspicious of him. Yeah,
Steve:and him. And that was exactly what I thought,
Steve:too, is at that point, watching it is.
Leif:That was like the old I'm watching my hair excuse.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:But apparently, she was in on it all along.
Steve:But. But again, just like, the. The hindsight
Steve:is here, we again have the captain, who can't even
Steve:fuck up properly.
Leif:Like, captain, captain.
Leif:Serena arrives at the loft momentarily
Leif:relieved to find dan slept at home until she sees
Leif:Georgina coming out of dan's room.
Leif:Georgina plays dub and makes an exit as Serena
Leif:freaks out.
Steve:The eye acting, the
Steve:Michelle Trachtenberg eye
Steve:acting and just wide eyed.
Steve:oh, Serena, you're here. I didn't
Steve:mean for this to happen.
Steve:Oh, my God.
Leif:It's so bad. So bad.
Steve:It is painful. Like,
Steve:it is hard to watch the
Steve:acting man.
Leif:Yeah. I mean, Georgina's such a fun character. But
Leif:it's a shame.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:We do a quick, scene cut for. And then
Leif:it skips to an exp, like, to skip the
Leif:exposition of Serena explaining the whole Georgina and Pete
Leif:fairman situation. And then Serena wants to stay
Leif:together, but dan is about to tell serena
Leif:something happened with Georgina last night, but Serena cuts him
Leif:off, and he goes into full denial mode. That
Leif:would make Blair proud.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, it really. It really would. And
Steve:there was a part of me that wondered if
Steve:it was more Serena not
Steve:wanting Dan to say it, to say what happened for
Steve:Dan's sake, that. That
Steve:Dan.
Steve:That Dan would be the one that felt
Steve:like he was cheating. And I feel like it
Steve:wouldn't bother Serena
Steve:as much if she knew.
Leif:I did not get that at all. But, I mean, possible.
Steve:Yeah. I just. I just kind of felt like that she
Steve:was. Yes. She went into that
Steve:denial mode and recognized. Yes.
Steve:Something happened, and I don't want to hear it, but I also felt like
Steve:it was. I, don't want you to have to say it. I
Steve:felt like that was in there, too.
Leif:I mean,
Leif:I don't know. I think it's just more backed up
Leif:with denial because the way she was just avoiding the
Leif:conversation the whole episode.
Steve:That is true. Like, the later scenes back that
Steve:up, too. Yeah, but it's also, like, Serena, if you would
Steve:have just sat and fucking talked about it here.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:I wouldn't have those awkward moments at the wedding,
Leif:but that would be less drama.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:As Serena leaves, she tells Dan that she is the one who
Leif:stopped Lily from going away with Rufus in order to
Leif:protect her relationship with Dan. We end the scene
Leif:with Dan calling Blair.
Steve:yeah.
Leif:So, yeah, so we will come back to that later,
Leif:apparently.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Next, we quickly shift to Lily meeting with
Leif:Bart in an empty apartment. Bart keeps this
Leif:huge, empty apartment in the most expensive city in the
Leif:country empty with utilities just so you
Leif:can stay grounded, quote
Leif:unquote.
Steve:I actually loved this scene, though.
Leif:It was a good scene, but, it just. Yeah, I just had to mock part for
Leif:that.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:I mean, like, the whole concept of it.
Steve:Well, yeah, but, like, that is also just, like, one
Steve:of those things that sounds like rich people do,
Steve:so.
Leif:Yeah, but so, yeah, so he does. So we
Leif:should. The purpose of this meeting is Bart's using the
Leif:apartment as an analogy to Liz relationship with
Leif:Rufus and letting the past go.
Leif:And this is the first time we're really seeing
Leif:a different side of Bart.
Steve:Yeah, he's.
Leif:He went dark fast there.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:It's very manipulative, which he hasn't really
Leif:been so far.
Steve:Well, honestly, I didn't really. I
Steve:didn't really see that as
Steve:manipulative. I saw it as,
Steve:like, you need to let this guy
Steve:go. Like, you're. You're running
Steve:around with this guy, and, like, so what do you
Steve:think? And it's like, here's this apartment.
Leif:How does he know about Rufus?
Steve:Yeah, I mean,
Steve:she's not subtle. Like, she ran off to
Steve:see his.
Leif:Band the night she went to take Serena to see
Leif:Pete Fairman, and then she dropped him off at the
Leif:concert. Yeah, and then she
Leif:just. She didn't come home because she didn't want to see him the night of the day of the
Leif:wedding, which totally makes sense.
Steve:Yeah. But honestly, I felt like Bart,
Steve:because Bart, first of all, Bart
Steve:saw them kiss. Bart knows that he's in a love
Steve:triangle because he's known since
Steve:Eleanor's part, Eleanor's party
Steve:back in
Steve:what's episode six,
Steve:when they kissed then. So Bart knows
Steve:that Rufus is there. Bart knows that he's in a love
Steve:triangle. Right.
Leif:So, like, the last time
Leif:he saw Rufus was with Allison, wasn't it, at
Leif:the episode?
Steve:It may have been, but this isn't the first time
Steve:that Lily has run off. And then
Steve:to find Dan. To find
Steve:Rufus. You know, I don't think that
Steve:I.
Leif:How would he. How would he. That he was. She was
Leif:taking Serena somewhere when he last saw her.
Leif:Yeah. he's with Serena.
Steve:I just. How?
Leif:She was with Serena.
Steve:I just felt like that whole thing was
Steve:him knowing about Rufus. I
Steve:got that feeling that. That Bart was just
Steve:like, look, I'm letting go of
Steve:my past. I need you to let go of,
Steve:that past.
Leif:Yes. That's absolutely good. But I just. How did
Leif:he know?
Steve:I I just figure that he. I mean, he's Bart
Steve:Bass. He's Chuck Bass's dad. Right.
Leif:But he seemed like a good guy so far.
Steve:Yeah. Chuck, he probably also has
Steve:people watching her.
Leif:I.
Steve:So that's not good.
Leif:So. So you agree he's manipulating
Leif:her?
Steve:Yeah, he is.
Leif:No.
Steve:No, I said from the start, yes, it's manipulative.
Leif:That's the whole point. Yeah. He definitely took
Leif:a dark turn in this episode, I think.
Steve:Yeah, I didn't really up.
Leif:at this point, he was fairly a decent guy. He was kind of
Leif:a cold dad to Chuck, but Chuck's a fucking
Leif:asshole, so who cares?
Steve:Well, I've always gotten sort of
Steve:a, Batman or a Superman villain
Steve:vibe from him.
Leif:I mean, he's definitely, like, a businessman.
Steve:Yeah, I've always gotten that kind of
Steve:shrewd, powerful,
Steve:and so.
Leif:But he's never really done anything that
Leif:we've seen, Osri and.
Steve:No, no, no. And even
Steve:here, we just know that he knows,
Steve:or we just know that he has a feeling. You
Steve:know, there is that side of it that, like, he
Steve:doesn't know, but he.
Leif:I just felt like the whole conversation was just, like, super
Leif:shady. Like, just say it out. just get it out in the
Leif:open. Say what you mean. Yeah,
Leif:I mean, I just. The way he did it just seemed
Leif:super weird and shady.
Steve:I do get what you're saying.
Leif:that Superman villain vibes.
Steve:F u l. It does. I mean, it does.
Steve:And he always. I felt like that was kind
Steve:of true to character, and, like, barb bass does seem
Steve:like the kind of guy that would. To me, that would keep
Steve:an apartment empty in the middle of a housing
Steve:crisis. That
Steve:seems to be the kind of, thing, I just. I kind
Steve:of feel all rich. I thought all rich people
Steve:of that magnitude did that.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:I, forgot for the previous seed I forgot to mention with
Leif:Dan, Serena, you actually kind of.
Leif:They normally do a good job of hiding the height
Leif:difference, but when Dan has to get up on his
Leif:tippy toes to kiss around the forehead. Oh,
Leif:it's definitely noticeable.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leif:In Blair's room. And, Dan and Blair
Leif:elbow to elbow. Blair coaches Dan through his
Leif:first scheme, taking his precious
Leif:flower.
Steve:Don't worry, virgin.
Steve:also, that scene,
Steve:and I'm hoping we don't have to talk about her for a
Steve:long time after this episode, but the
Steve:reaction, the orgasmic reaction
Steve:from Michelle Trachtenberg in the back of the car
Steve:when Dan's like,
Steve:what was that?
Leif:I will say that there is consistent writing in
Leif:that Georgia always, throughout the six seasons,
Leif:like, as she wants the d from
Leif:Dan.
Steve:Man,
Steve:just the thought of meeting him in the park and.
Steve:Fucking kidding me.
Leif:Oh, yeah, that was. And then all it took was
Leif:her parents.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. Well,
Steve:and, yeah, I guess that's the next scene, right?
Leif:Yeah. So, dad. So, yeah, next scene is dad meets Georgina
Leif:in the park, but Blair jumps out and reveals
Leif:Georgina's parents. It was, of course, all a
Leif:setup. Georgina is taken down and sent to boot camp
Leif:before our first act break. Was that
Leif:a little too easy, or was the cabo of Dan and Blair just
Leif:that good? I believe. Ah, some,
Leif:if not all the misdeeds Blair mentions
Leif:are things that happen in the books, like sell your
Leif:show pony for drugs and stuff.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was, Yeah. I, saw
Steve:my second watch through well, because the first
Steve:watch, we actually leave, and I actually watched the
Steve:episode together for the first time, and.
Steve:But my second watch, I actually noticed that I
Steve:didn't because I then,
Leif:Yeah, we got a book readers
Leif:listening. write in and let us. Now.
Steve:Yeah, let us know about that. Also,
Steve:I really felt like Josh Schwartz
Steve:was done with Georgina Sparks
Steve:and just kind of felt like, oh, shit, I can't have her in the middle of
Steve:this. Like, oh, shit. We can't have her
Steve:involved in this part of the show. We can't
Steve:have her in this wedding. Like, that's just too much.
Steve:So we're just going to pull the ripcord on this whole Georgina
Steve:spark.
Leif:I have a feeling it has to do with.
Leif:They got less episodes than they originally thought they were going to
Leif:have because of the strike.
Steve:No, that. So they had to wrap it up right then.
Leif:And that's also kind of. We got. We got the flash forward as
Leif:well.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:The one week for it at the end. Yeah, I believe that
Leif:was. They kind of had to condense, like, a couple stories
Leif:that would maybe have been three episodes.
Steve:Yeah. But at the same time, that Georgina thing
Steve:would have, you know, they would have been coming out of the
Steve:writers strike knowing that they only have.
Steve:I would think, yeah, they would have known by then that they only probably.
Leif:But, yeah, maybe.
Steve:I mean, I felt like they just kind of.
Leif:Maybe shash shorts, like, wasn't there at the beginning, like, right
Leif:when they came out of it. And then, like, he showed up and he's
Leif:like, this character.
Steve:Oh, shit.
Leif:We need. This character's horrible. Get the fuck off my
Leif:show.
Steve:Yeah, we are. Yeah. I am not dealing with
Steve:this well. And because the
Steve:wedding really was such a pivotal thing that
Steve:was a focal point for several episodes
Steve:leading up to it, it's like, she can't fuck that
Steve:up.
Leif:We move into act two. Back in Brooklyn,
Leif:Rufus and Dan are discussing the upcoming tour.
Leif:Dan notes that Rufus never came home last
Leif:night before dropping the bomb about Serena
Leif:asking Lily to stay away.
Steve:Thanks, Dan.
Leif:Chad. Damn it, Dan.
Steve:I don't know what she's talking about, but
Steve:thanks.
Leif:Yeah, thanks.
Steve:Oh, I love you, kid.
Steve:Love you so much.
Leif:Next we get Vanessa comes out
Leif:wearing a Jenny Humphrey original. Jenny,
Leif:the fashion designer is back
Leif:and already just.
Steve:Ew. Ew.
Leif:It's an ugly dress.
Steve:I'm not even talking about the dress. I'm talking about the chemistry between Dan
Steve:and Vanessa that you get that
Steve:glimpse of, like, oh, fuck. Is this what?
Steve:Or is this what they're. No and
Steve:no.
Leif:time to pretend from MGMT
Leif:puts the show in a time capsule as the familiar
Leif:intro plays as we see a time lapse photography
Leif:of the wedding setup. The song continues in
Leif:the background as Chuck and Blair make some more
Leif:quips. Sparks are flying.
Leif:the directing in this episode is phenomenal.
Steve:Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. And. And they get
Steve:just amazing performances out of them.
Leif:And the acting, too. Yeah, the acting is great. Like, yeah, I
Leif:didn't mention in that previous scene had Blake were
Leif:really good in their scene.
Steve:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve:yeah, yeah.
Leif:The scene add to the exposition that we skip.
Steve:Right. Yeah, the one. Yeah, I know. The one you're talking about.
Leif:and Zachy is really good in this whole episode, actually.
Steve:Yeah, yeah. Well, and
Steve:this scene also the one that we're. That we're on
Steve:now, that chemistry
Steve:between Blair and Chuck.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:Just ridiculous. And, like, Blair.
Steve:Blair, you know Chuck better than anyone, being violent
Steve:like that, like, you're you
Steve:that's flirting with Chuck.
Leif:Yeah, he was definitely a little turned on there.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Things are chilly between Chuck and Nate as
Leif:Chuck greets Nate and his father.
Steve:Yeah. Captain.
Leif:Captain.
Steve:Captain. oh, the
Steve:captain.
Leif:She's not worth it.
Leif:And of course, Chuck lies and says, can agree
Leif:more.
Steve:And,
Leif:Episode off more.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Leif:so, yeah, they're still. They're still, they're still fighting.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Leif:And then we get a Blair and Serena have a cute, quiet
Leif:conversation about their own hypothetical fourth
Leif:weddings. Then the scene ends a little bit
Leif:weird where Blair asks about Dan and
Leif:Serena's relationship status. Like, she.
Leif:She's about, like, she says, like,
Leif:what about forgiveness? And Serena's like, I'm working on it. And,
Leif:like, she's like, what do you have to work on? I was like, oh, yeah, Blair,
Leif:she. Serena doesn't have to forgive her. Forget
Leif:Dan. I mean, yeah, I
Leif:like, yeah. But then, like,
Leif:she turns around, it's like, oh, yeah,
Leif:dad needs to forgive you. It's like,
Leif:yeah, I don't know. It's just a weird scene.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Leif:I didn't get exactly what she was going for there.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. There was definitely one of those
Steve:scenes.
Leif:Like, was she supporting Dan or Serena? I couldn't really
Leif:tell.
Steve:Yeah. Well, I felt like it was just.
Leif:seemed like she was siding with Dan.
Steve:Yeah, she seemed like she was siding with Dan,
Steve:and it really ended up.
Leif:Feeling I wanted her to side with her friend.
Steve:Right.
Leif:Against the guy that she supposedly hates.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, I felt like it was. I, felt like
Steve:it was one of those times when, as. When
Steve:the writers don't really feel the character. Don't
Steve:really play to the character
Steve:again.
Leif:I think Josh Schwartz took off for most of the season. He
Leif:came back, he's like, oh, shit.
Steve:I've got a rapid charge. Yeah,
Steve:all right, I'm here. I'm going to wrap things up. Show, me what you
Steve:got. What the fuck is this?
Leif:Howie is once again making a shady cash
Leif:deals out in the open. This time, Chuck
Leif:spots him and puts a tail on the captain.
Steve:The captain unable to
Steve:even, like, you're
Steve:bad at crime, captain. You are bad at
Steve:crime. Stop.
Steve:Stop. Just, go to jail.
Leif:Already got that white privilege,
Leif:though.
Steve:Yeah, he's playing that
Steve:card.
Leif:I'll be a better father to you in Dominica.
Leif:Okay, dad. Okay, dad.
Leif:Lily is sitting alone in her dressing room when
Leif:Rufus bursts in that, like the Kool aid
Leif:man. After a quick commercial break,
Leif:Rufus and Lily are flirty. And Rufus offers a.
Leif:Offers to stop the wedding if Lily wants him to. Lily kind of
Leif:loves Bart, who is ready to marry her today, but she
Leif:really loves Rufus, but he just doesn't want, He just
Leif:wants to date for a bit, I guess.
Steve:What the fuck? Rufus, first of all,
Steve:what the fuck are you doing there? Like,
Steve:why? You're just gonna show up in her dressing room? I love
Steve:how she's like, don't I have security?
Leif:Why?
Steve:You want them to throw me out? Well, I'd like the option because I'm
Steve:paying them. Like, why are you
Steve:bursting into a woman's dressing
Steve:room at all?
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:And then, you know, they had that nice
Steve:flirtiness and they leave that scene
Steve:with a will. They won't they sort
Steve:of vibe still, like, are they gonna.
Leif:It's so.
Steve:It's just,
Leif:But, like, awkward scene.
Steve:Yeah, we were already. We were already
Steve:satisfied with that.
Steve:He's going on tour. Lily's gonna marry Bart.
Steve:Like, I was already good there.
Steve:I didn't need another.
Leif:But again, like, she. Again, why. Why is she
Leif:so obsessed with getting married right now?
Steve:Like, she.
Leif:Like, he's. What? He wants to date her and she
Leif:wants to be with him, but only he wants to marry
Leif:her right away. Yeah, it's like we.
Steve:It's. It was all weird.
Leif:I don't know. Yeah. Get a quick shot of Bart
Leif:waiting at the altar with Chuck and Eric. Bart makes a joke to
Leif:Eric about lily always being late.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Him and Eric are so goofy. I don't know why that makes
Leif:me laugh every time I actually have a.
Steve:Note that I love. I loved seeing Eric and the
Steve:basses there. And I do
Steve:love the
Steve:relationship that. Like, that
Steve:they have, but, yeah, you're right. They're
Steve:goofy. Like.
Leif:You know, I'm sort of making assumptions
Leif:here, but I'm gonna, My head cannon is that the.
Leif:The wedding planner was gay, and Eric actually got to talk to another
Leif:gay person that wasn't calling him a slur.
Steve:To his face or behind his back.
Leif:That'd be nice for Eric.
Steve:It would. Would,
Steve:because I did.
Leif:There was, like, a shot, like, of them talking. He was, like, talking to
Leif:the wedding planner.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, I know, because I had
Steve:a similar thought of, like, aw.
Leif:Dan and Vanessa arrive also late. Dan
Leif:tells Vanessa that he needs to talk to Serena,
Leif:and then they. But so they break. They. They break.
Leif:Yeah. So Serena appears as Vanessa goes to look
Leif:for Nate, and, Serena once again tries to avoid having a
Leif:conversation, but dan just flirts out. I
Leif:didn't sleep with her. Serena smiles, but I
Leif:might well have. Serena's
Leif:whisked off by a, wedding planner before she can
Leif:say anything. What?
Steve:Why? Why are you.
Steve:Why? Why? Why?
Leif:Yeah. I mean, dan should just not have, showed up to the wedding.
Steve:Yeah. Why would you go to a
Steve:wedding with.
Leif:I mean, I get, like, they. They left it at that. She. He
Leif:was coming. But, I mean, if you're just going to go there to tell her that. I
Leif:mean. Yeah, just. Just wait.
Steve:Yeah, yeah. right before the wedding, you want to be like, oh, by
Steve:the way, I didn't sleep with your friend,
Steve:but enough happened that you should be upset about it.
Steve:No. Enjoy the wedding.
Leif:So what. What. What actually happened?
Leif:Do you think?
Steve:I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Shannon,
Steve:last week's guests said that
Steve:she project. She. She suspected that the men. I think
Steve:Robin also, I think the both of them said it was a blow job.
Steve:My idea. I was the one that was, like. I
Steve:just saw that it was, like, one of those super
Steve:emotional. Nothing happened, but
Steve:it might as well happen.
Leif:Yeah, that. That's what I thought it
Leif:was. It was because, like, I just don't see
Leif:Dan, the guy getting a blowjob and just sitting back and getting a
Leif:blowjob.
Steve:Yeah, I just don't think that way.
Steve:I do. I see.
Leif:He would have to return the favor.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, and. Yeah,
Steve:and would really be fly. He
Steve:would still be trying to figure it out by the time Serena showed up.
Leif:Analysis paralysis.
Steve:Yeah, I really. I really, because I know that
Steve:I've felt worse in
Steve:having that type of conversation.
Steve:Yeah. I remember, prior
Steve:to being married to my first
Steve:wife, I had a friend that the two
Steve:of us stayed up all night just doing
Steve:absolutely nothing but talking and really
Steve:enjoying each other's company to the point
Steve:that which I felt guilty, you
Steve:know, that could be.
Leif:More intimate than sex a lot of times.
Steve:Yeah. And so really?
Leif:Especially for a guy.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:From a guy's perspective, that can be more interested in sex
Leif:very easily.
Steve:Ah. And it really was. And that was
Steve:really where my mind went with Dan is that,
Steve:like, I didn't cheat by having sex.
Steve:I cheated by
Steve:straying from this
Steve:relationship.
Leif:Yeah, he emotionally cheated.
Steve:Yeah, that was my impression.
Steve:That's.
Leif:You gotta write in and let us know.
Steve:Yeah, yeah. Let us know. Let us know your
Steve:thoughts. Wonder how that'll go over on tick tock.
Leif:But, back to Rufus and Lily. Lily is apparently still
Leif:marrying Bart, so. Yeah, we get that. Another quick
Leif:scene of them. They resolve things off camera,
Leif:apparently, that, yeah, she is gonna marry Bart.
Steve:And I did like the resolution of
Steve:I love you, Lily. I love you, too, Rufus.
Steve:And then they're done like
Steve:I did. Well, I mean, who knows? But
Steve:I liked that resolution. I thought that
Steve:was really cute. And I think it really
Steve:speaks to the fact that we, as. As a
Steve:human being, you can love more than one person
Steve:and you can direct that love to
Steve:where you want it to be, you know? and Lily
Steve:was ready to direct it away from Rufus and onto
Steve:the husband.
Steve:Yep.
Leif:Outside, Blair makes a comment about
Leif:Lily's tardiness. We see lonely boy taking his
Leif:seat. Serena and the lily walk down the
Leif:aisle. Blair makes a starky comment about, Vanessa
Leif:as well.
Steve:Yeah, I thought that the being late was a Vanessa
Steve:comment. Yeah, I thought she made that about
Steve:Vanessa.
Leif:about both of them. Yeah.
Steve:Oh, yeah.
Leif:Carolina liar's beautiful world plays as
Leif:Lily and Bart join hands at the altar. And we get
Leif:our first gossip girl monologue.
Leif:Dan and Serena are both about to cry.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. And like we said earlier, when
Steve:gossip.
Leif:Girl chimes in, very jarring.
Steve:Oh, here you are. yeah.
Steve:And really interrupts the
Steve:scene. And I love that you have this wedding
Steve:going on. And the monologue
Steve:itself is take this man and
Steve:this woman or whatever. She says the
Steve:vows as it zooms in on Dan and
Steve:Serena thought that was really clever.
Leif:And they pursued royally screw themselves.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:That's the end of act two. moving into act three.
Leif:At the reception, Dan tries to get Serena to talk,
Leif:but she's still in avoidance
Leif:mode, so. Yeah, more. More avoiding by
Leif:Serena.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Chuck's henchman whispers something to Chuck,
Leif:who immediately tries to talk to Nate. Chuck
Leif:tells Nate what he saw earlier. He also
Leif:apologized to me and Missy loved Blair.
Steve:That. I love how. I love
Steve:that line where, I was in love with Blair, and
Steve:I'm sorry. Yeah. Like
Steve:this. It's not about this. I
Steve:loved how he did that.
Leif:Yeah, well, because, for Nate, a big part was
Leif:as he, like, Chuck, betrayed him just for. Just
Leif:for a random fuck is what he assumes.
Steve:Yeah, well, and it was Chuck bass being Chuck
Steve:bass. And now here's Chuck,
Steve:like, being vulnerable to
Steve:the one person he loves other than
Steve:Blair. And so, because
Steve:I will always go back to that. You know, there are three
Steve:things that I love. Money, the pleasures
Steve:money brings me, and Nate Archibald.
Steve:And I really believe
Steve:that Chuck has been hurting ever since the
Steve:breakup.
Leif:Oh, yeah, definitely seen it.
Steve:Yeah. And so I really loved that apology.
Steve:Like, I was in love with her. I'm
Steve:sorry. And.
Steve:And, ah, you know, I love how Nate really. That really
Steve:resonated with Nate, too.
Leif:Now we get Nate. So after the apology, Nate runs out
Leif:to confront the captain. How he says he was fleeing the
Leif:country, not buying drugs. He also admits that
Leif:he is guilty. He also lets Nate know that
Leif:Ann was in on it all along.
Leif:If that wasn't enough, we see Howie is right back
Leif:to his pilot self, putting all the family pressure on
Leif:Nate. Nate ends the scene where they
Leif:punch to Howie's jaw.
Steve:I thought the punch was unnecessary, but I think
Steve:it felt good for the character.
Leif:Again. So this is a seat of parallels.
Leif:You're paralleling the pilot and then the early episodes
Leif:with, you know, how he putting the. The pressure on
Leif:Nate. You know, you're the. All the family pressure is on
Leif:you.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:You're 17, but you got to do everything for us.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And then you get the reverse parallel of the, you know, the
Leif:punch out in the. Was that
Leif:17 can? No, it's a, victory troll.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:Where. How he punches date.
Steve:Yeah. And you also
Steve:have, you know, Nate, this, you know,
Steve:this great guy from the worst parents.
Steve:And like you said, where he's putting this pressure on Nate, like,
Steve:you're going to have to run the family while I'm
Steve:in the Dominican. Or where is he going?
Leif:Like, Dominica.
Steve:Dominica. You know, while I'm on
Steve:a beach somewhere, you know, I'll be a
Steve:better dad to you while you take care of all of the
Steve:responsibility of the family.
Leif:Now, what I didn't like from Nate was, why do you say
Leif:this is for mom?
Steve:Because, yeah, she's an asshole too. Like,
Steve:you gotta take care of your mom now and then, like, well, this is for
Steve:mom.
Leif:She was in on the whole thing.
Steve:I felt the same way, that, like, your mom
Steve:is just yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Do
Steve:that for you.
Leif:At the reception, Vanessa and blair do some verbal
Leif:jiu jitsu. Blair drops a sick burn
Leif:about Vanessa always falling for guys who are in love with
Leif:Serena, which ends the banter by causing you,
Leif:Vanessa, to storm off.
Steve:Brutal.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:I love. I love that. Blair
Steve:will take a shot knowing that
Steve:she's catching herself in it. Blair
Steve:will drop a point blank fireball.
Steve:Blair will blow herself up, like, she.
Steve:Because she was. Was, into Nate five minutes
Steve:ago, you know, and, like, she's a little upset with
Steve:Vanessa and Nate because of her feelings
Steve:towards Nate. Yeah. But she's willing to
Steve:fucking take that
Steve:shot. Blair will throw a point blank
Steve:fireball. Yeah.
Leif:Yep. Chuck and Nate kiss
Leif:and makeup. They talk about Chuck and Blair.
Leif:Chuck goes back inside, and Vanessa comes
Leif:out looking for Nate.
Steve:I love their makeup. It was
Steve:m so cute.
Leif:Then we get Dan finally forces the issue with
Leif:Serena. Serena still wants to stay together, but Dan
Leif:wants to break up. Dan with a straight
Leif:face, says he is the most understanding man in
Leif:the world.
Steve:That's got that written down.
Leif:Yep. It looks like these two are going to
Leif:take the summer apart. And despite
Leif:that line, Penn's acting was
Leif:fucking on point in that scene.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, he's great.
Steve:he's stupid. Dan is stupid.
Steve:And that line. That line, it's, you know, I am
Steve:the most understanding person in the world,
Steve:but the fact that you just went through some really horrible
Steve:shit and felt like you couldn't share it, it was
Steve:so bad that you couldn't share it with me.
Steve:No, I don't understand that.
Leif:So, yeah. Chuck, mid best man
Leif:speech goes off book. He decides to use Bart and
Leif:Lily as a clear analogy for Blair
Leif:and him as they stare at each other.
Steve:I love the use of def cab.
Steve:I find them to be very appropriately.
Steve:I I find them to be
Steve:appropriately chair. I find them to
Steve:be appropriately. Chuck and Blair.
Leif:didn't Robin say something? Like, what? Sushi? She heard that. She knew it
Leif:was not going to happen, though.
Steve:That might be it.
Leif:Chuck and Blair dance. Chuck
Leif:apologies, apologizes, and they begin to make
Leif:out.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Pretty aggressively.
Steve:Yeah. Good rhythm.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:Good for them.
Leif:Sure. To last.
Steve:Yeah. I mean, I doubt they're all going
Steve:to just fuck each other. By the end of this series.
Leif:Serena sees Chuck and Blair and is mildly
Leif:disgusted as she walks by, and she bumps into
Leif:the last person she wants to see right now. That's right.
Leif:It's Danny boy. They are super awkward,
Leif:but looks like they're about to escape the awkwardness when
Leif:they gets bumped up to eleven,
Leif:when the wedding planner once again swoops in and forces
Leif:them onto the dance floor together.
Leif:Yay.
Steve:Yeah, I mean, and it. And it's
Steve:funny cause, like, I feel like
Steve:this show and shows in general will sometimes
Steve:force awkwardness like that.
Steve:And this one didn't feel that forced. It
Steve:felt like, yeah, that's the kind of shit that would happen at a wedding,
Steve:you know? Yeah, you just broke up, but guess what? Like, we got
Steve:pictures. Your mom wants
Steve:pictures. So you and your ex boyfriend are
Steve:gonna smile for another 15 minutes on
Steve:that dance floor.
Leif:While Dan and Serena are dancing, Blair and
Leif:are just trying to Mac right on the dance floor, but Chuck's
Leif:actually tries to slow it down. He's the romantic this time.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, Chuck. Chuck is showing that he's got
Steve:feelings.
Leif:So Dan, Serena share a last dance that
Leif:seems to last forever. This, of course, is very,
Leif:very reminiscent of Ryan. Marissa. So Josh george is
Leif:ripping himself off because, like, in the
Leif:season one finale, Caleb, and
Leif:julie get married. Riot has to
Leif:leave, the OC because his ex
Leif:girlfriend's pregnant. He may or may not be the father, but
Leif:he's gonna go and raise the baby anyways.
Leif:And marissa, shara,
Leif:last dance at the wedding, it's like. It's mirror
Leif:images. It's like they're just, like, completely depressed, but they
Leif:don't want to let go.
Steve:yeah, I believe I actually saw, because I'm pretty sure I saw the
Steve:entire first season of the OC when it came out.
Leif:Yeah, Josh Roch is ripping himself off right
Leif:there. but that
Leif:is the end of act three. We move
Leif:into the epilogue. One week later,
Leif:Rufus, now on the tour bus, receives a call from
Leif:Jenny, who got a coveted Parsons
Leif:internship. However, she's working
Leif:in Eleanor Waldorf
Leif:designs. Da da da.
Steve:Yeah. And, like, it. What's really
Steve:funny is that she's all like, oh, no about
Steve:that. And she's never had beef with Eleanor,
Steve:and Eleanor isn't, you know,
Steve:hasn't really been involved in Blair's
Steve:life. I feel enough to know who Jenny
Steve:is. Yeah.
Leif:But, Jenny has been specifically avoiding
Leif:Blair since Charlotte's surrender there a
Leif:couple episodes.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And that she knows she's going to have to
Leif:be. Probably be around her now, at least at some
Leif:point. And then Serena is helping Blair pack for
Leif:a trip with Chuck to Europe. Sounds like Serena
Leif:hasn't spoken to Dan since the wedding and reaffirms they
Leif:will spend the summer apart.
Steve:Yep. Yeah, they're.
Steve:They're done. And spending the summer
Steve:apart and. Yeah.
Steve:Oh, I also love how she said, how
Steve:Serena said to Blair, then why are you driving
Steve:yourself? Driving yourself?
Steve:She's taking her own car
Steve:like she has. It's still a driver driving
Steve:her. No one's driving themself
Steve:anywhere. Yeah. Oh. Why isn't he sending a limo
Steve:to pick you up? Why are you taking
Steve:one of your own limos?
Leif:Well, so I think Chuck's the only one actually has a
Leif:limo. The rest of them have car
Leif:services.
Steve:Yeah, but my still, my point being, like,
Steve:oh, why isn't he picking you up in his limo? Why do you
Steve:have to take your car service instead?
Leif:Yeah. Ah, well, they do love limos.
Steve:They do.
Leif:Nate and Chuck have a fun conversation about Chuck and Blair's
Leif:trip. Nate reveals that he and Vanessa broke
Leif:up.
Steve:Yeah. Why?
Leif:Like, out of nowhere, I guess it's kind of implied.
Leif:It's because of Dan and is now single.
Steve:Yeah, they. I feel like they really
Steve:try throughout the rest of this
Steve:epilogue to set that up. To set up
Steve:the.
Leif:Like, did Vanessa just, like, break up with Nate because. Yeah.
Leif:She wanted to get with Nate or, would go Dan now?
Steve:Yeah. Who knows?
Leif:We see Vanessa and Dan and another bro discussing the same
Leif:breakup. Dan misuses a sports metaphor. Does
Leif:attempt to avoid talking about the breakup.
Leif:Did you catch that?
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, he said it backwards.
Steve:He said the best offense is a good defense.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Sounds like they will be spending the summer together.
Leif:Yay.
Steve:Yeah. Let's hope that this clears up
Steve:quick. I actually. My notice.
Steve:Let's hope this Vd thing clears up quick.
Leif:Yeah. Hopefully there's. There's some penicillin for that.
Steve:Vanessa and Dan.
Leif:Yeah. Yeah. Serena and Nate bump into each other
Leif:on the street. Apparently, summer, he turned Serena into
Leif:a cat with a scratchy post because she gets
Leif:frisky.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yo.
Steve:Yeah. Hey there, Nate.
Leif:Nate's gotta be a lucky guy, I think.
Steve:Yeah. I mean, that. That was. That
Steve:did seem to be implied. Also, a
Steve:parallel back to a previous episode with the
Steve:let's be alone together.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:there is a Serena Dan
Steve:moment where there was a.
Leif:That was, like, a couple episode running thing, actually.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Blair is waiting for Chuck at the helipad. She meets
Leif:and oddly flirts with some junior marketing
Leif:executive from Bass Industries. Yeah, I don't know who this
Leif:guy is.
Steve:It's weird.
Leif:Chuck's, daddy's issues run
Leif:deep. A few sentences from Bart
Leif:causes Chuck to blow off Blair in order to
Leif:seduce the decorator. The decorator is played by
Leif:Lydia Hurst, a real life New York socialite
Leif:Chuck.
Steve:I love that. Like, just the more Bart
Steve:talked, the more you just, like,
Steve:he seemed like.
Leif:Such a robot, like, instructing his robot. Son.
Steve:Yeah. This is what you must do, son. This, is
Steve:great for you, son. Now you can have more
Steve:responsibility and have less fun in your
Steve:life. Hey, this is the
Steve:age where you depart from joy.
Leif:So. Yeah, so the decorator
Leif:was played by Lydia Hurst, who is the great
Leif:granddaughter of Randall William
Leif:Randolph Hearst and the daughter of
Leif:Patty Hearsthennesse. Oh, so she's a. She's a nepo
Leif:baby, and she's, a New York socialite. And, yeah,
Leif:the acting was noticeably bad.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, it was showing up more than
Steve:acting. Yeah.
Leif:Well, like, she reacted to Chuck's comments.
Leif:Like, it's not like the first scene is okay with. Like she. When she
Leif:got. Closes up with Chuck and she reacts like,
Leif:it's like, yeah, no, it's not. This is not an actress.
Steve:Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah.
Leif:Looks like Blair is flying solo,
Leif:so she continues to flirt with the rando.
Steve:Yeah. And so Chuck's just still sending
Steve:her to Europe.
Leif:Well, I mean, she was going to visit.
Steve:Oh, yeah, she was going to visit her dad, too.
Leif:Chuck was just giving her a ride.
Steve:Right.
Leif:On the bass jet.
Steve:Right.
Leif:Going to spend summer with her dad.
Steve:Right. That's right. I remember now.
Leif:But they were going to take a stop over in Tuscany for, you know, who
Leif:knows how long that would last.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And that. That's what bar was saying.
Steve:Things.
Leif:Things were going to change.
Steve:Yep.
Leif:Hey, we get a series of quick shots setting up the potential
Leif:storylines for next series along with the sequence.
Leif:Gossip, gives her final sign off for the season. So we see
Leif:blair the rand, rufus on the tour
Leif:bus, Jenny as a fashion designer
Leif:doing stuff. Fashion stuff. We get Serena, we
Leif:get Dan and Vanessa. And then the final
Leif:monologue is, they say a
Leif:leopard can't change his spots, but some things do
Leif:change. The path not, taken can become a road
Leif:trip. Being grounded can lead to something
Leif:groundbreaking. And whether they're sweating it out on the
Leif:sultry sidewalks or pulling their heels in the
Leif:Hamptons, no one does summer like New
Leif:Yorkers. Grab your shades and your
Leif:sunblock. This one looks like a
Leif:scorcher. And that is
Leif:our season.
Steve:Season one overdose in the
Steve:books. Yeah. Dan and Vanessa is so
Steve:dumb.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:And actually, let me. I want to expand on that,
Steve:like, as a concept, as, ah, setting those two up.
Steve:It's a bad idea because they're already
Steve:the Brooklyn people. Like, there's
Steve:no.
Leif:Yeah, it's going to split the show.
Steve:Yeah, exactly. You just take all.
Steve:Because then why would Dan be
Steve:involved with anything anymore? The Dan
Steve:I've known would never go to another one of those fucking
Steve:parties. He hated every one of them. So,
Steve:like, it would just be a spin off of Dan and
Steve:Vanessa. It's such a dumb
Steve:idea. Yeah.
Leif:Not good. Not good.
Leif:So let's go ahead and get into some
Leif:segments this week in fan, and we jump
Leif:into the wayback machine and look at the
Leif:television without fit. Pity forums from back in
Leif:2008.
Steve:Hello, there, Peabody here. And this is
Steve:the wayback machine for traveling through time. And this
Steve:is my boy Sherman.
Leif:Speak, Sherman.
Steve:Hello. Good boy. You
Steve:know, I want to also point out that the last
Steve:line of a cast member in this
Steve:is. I'm Chuck Bass.
Steve:That is the last line spoken by
Steve:a character.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:But, yeah. What the fuck, Chuck?
Leif:Yep.
Steve:That.
Leif:That was the, the biggest thing. And then, the message
Leif:words, what the fuck, Chuck? Fans
Leif:are mad that Chuck went off with the other woman, but the fans,
Leif:unfortunately, body shamed pretty hard.
Leif:Yes. Like, they're called, like, hatchet face or something like
Leif:that. Yeah. Yeah. That was
Leif:not a good look, but that, like, say,
Leif:why redeem Chuck if you're going to unredeem him
Leif:five minutes later?
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:It's made no sense.
Steve:Yeah. I mean, I felt like this whole episode
Steve:was tying things together only to untie them.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:so I also like. So we'll get into this more in
Leif:the fashion segment, but I feel like they must have gotten
Leif:renewed by now, and they got, like, a big budget for
Leif:this. This episode because, like,
Leif:so they knew they had a second season at this point, and they got,
Leif:like, the outfits were great in this episode.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leif:I just feel like they must. They got a big budget for that.
Leif:so they. They had a wrap up, but then they
Leif:tacked on that thing at the end because they knew they got renewed.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Oh, we got. We got to come up with some new
Leif:ideas.
Steve:Yeah. And we need to get people wanting more and show the
Steve:drama for next year.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Ending two couples that people like to make way for
Leif:couples that people don't care about doesn't make much sense.
Leif:Talking about Dan, serena, and Nate and Vanessa break
Leif:up. It's a partner swap, basically.
Steve:I mean, and Blair and. And blair and Chuck.
Steve:It's three couples that they did it to, essentially, you
Steve:know.
Leif:Yeah. I think they kind of left things open for them
Leif:more because, like, with. With Dan, Serena,
Leif:and native investors, like, they basically swapped because,
Leif:like, they, like, clearly set up with, like, a serious interest.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Blair was just like. And Chuck were just random people.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:So. Yeah. So we'll see what happens there and
Leif:then. Speaking of, I don't think anyone wants to
Leif:see Vanessa.
Steve:No one.
Leif:No one. nope.
Steve:No one.
Leif:Vanessa, just go back to Vermont.
Steve:Yes.
Leif:Bye.
Steve:Yeah, we've been. We've been asking you to do that for
Steve:several episodes now, and.
Leif:Yeah, a lot of comments about the. I'm the most understanding guy in
Leif:the world.
Steve:I'm the most understanding guy in the world. But if you're going through
Steve:shit, I'm not here for you.
Leif:A few people did seem to like the Dan and Blair
Leif:interaction. but upset that Georgina was taken down
Leif:so easily is just one more thing
Leif:taken away from the illusion that Jordan Georgina is the scary
Leif:big bad.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:I mean, she just got taken down by her parents, basically.
Steve:Yeah. And we. As we talked about earlier, that we.
Steve:That it really was just a, I felt like it was like a. They
Steve:pulled the ripcord on her to get her gone before
Steve:she could fuck up anything else. Yeah.
Leif:A lot of people felt the episode was crowded. I've talked about this
Leif:before. I, like, I feel like the episode might got cut
Leif:short somehow because, like. Yeah. They just seem to have to
Leif:fit too much into one episode.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Like, the name Chuck reconciled. people
Leif:like that. And I think we like that as
Leif:well.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. I love that.
Leif:they let the Dan hate commence from,
Leif:like, dan was already wavering in fandom, but from this
Leif:point on, he's just pretty much hated.
Steve:Yeah, he. I mean, that was. It was so fucking dumb. Like, he
Steve:was so dumb in this. His acting was
Steve:phenomenal, but his character was
Steve:dumb this whole episode.
Leif:A lot of people were lamenting the writer strike.
Steve:Yeah. I mean, I think that the
Steve:writers strike really
Steve:damaged the set, though. The end of this
Steve:season. Yeah.
Leif:Yeah. Well, let's
Leif:go ahead and move into some episode grades. You went
Leif:first last time, so I will go first this week.
Leif:So, like I've been saying this whole
Leif:time, the writing is what held this episode back,
Leif:but the directing and the acting
Leif:was. Was like, they were both a. But
Leif:the. The writing is going to bring it down. It would be.
Steve:I'm exactly right with you that
Steve:the. That. I thought that the acting was
Steve:fantastic. I thought the directing made some really great
Steve:choices, and yet the
Steve:writing was just so bad, so
Steve:cramped. So
Steve:there. There. Like you said, it was overcrowded, but there
Steve:were also scenes that could have been cut, like, the
Steve:first or, like, the Rufus and Lily.
Leif:Yeah, there's, like, that could have been one scene instead of three scenes.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. There were so many
Steve:places that it could have been cut to make
Steve:room for.
Leif:And then they still cut things, like, the whole exposition of Serena
Leif:explaining everything. They still like that? Like, just
Leif:cut that all the out.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Get past it.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:You know, I would assume that that was on the.
Steve:Previously on. And that's why that
Steve:when they were watching it, it's like, previously on. They show that
Steve:whole thing, and that's why they cut that, so they
Steve:could make room for Willie and Bart to
Steve:say goodbye three times.
Leif:Lillian Rufus.
Steve:Oh, yeah. Lillian Rufus.
Leif:Moving on to stock watch for
Leif:going up. I had Bart because he got
Leif:married.
Steve:Yep. I got Bart. Yep.
Leif:so initially, I was thinking I was not
Leif:going to have a lot of ups in this, but then it turns out I actually did
Leif:have quite a few.
Steve:I had a ton of ups.
Leif:Vanessa, I had going up because
Leif:she looks like she's going to get her
Leif:love. So good for her, I guess.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Blair, I had her going up because she doesn't have
Leif:to be with Chuck, and she gets to go hang out in France for the
Leif:summer.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:So good for her. Lily. Ah, she got married
Leif:because that's what she wanted to do all season, apparently.
Leif:So. Ah, she goes up. Nate went up because he
Leif:fucking punched his dad out like a. Like champ.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And I had Jenny going up as well because
Leif:she got. She got that killer internship, I
Leif:believe.
Steve:One, two, three. I
Steve:think that you and I pretty much had all
Steve:of them the same. I also had Chuck going
Steve:up because Chuck, in the
Steve:end, was going
Steve:to go back to being who Chuck wanted to be. Chuck got, and
Steve:Chuck got Nate back.
Leif:But, I mean, did he want to go back to that? It
Leif:seemed like he got manipulated into.
Steve:Doing that by Bart.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:Oh, you see, I didn't really see Bart. I thought Bart was just being
Steve:a proud dad. I didn't really feel like, I mean.
Leif:He was, but, like, that, like, convinced Chuck, like,
Leif:Chuck was all happy. Like, they had spent, like, a week, like,
Leif:being all lovey dovey and.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:And then,
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:My other reason for Chuck going up, though, is that he made a
Steve:book with me.
Leif:Okay, so you have Chuck, Bart,
Leif:Vanessa.
Steve:I have Nate, Chuck, Lily,
Steve:Bart. Oh, I have Rufus going up
Steve:because Rufus is going on tour.
Leif:Yeah. I had Rufus neutral
Leif:because he's going on tour. But he did lose Lily.
Steve:Yeah, he did lose Lily.
Leif:professionally, his life is looking good,
Leif:but his personal life is kind of looking.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. But I think that this will be good for him.
Leif:It will be. Yeah.
Steve:Yeah. So I had Rufus going up, and then I had Jenny, Vanessa,
Steve:and Blair. yeah. For all the same reasons. You
Steve:know, you. You pretty much nailed
Steve:it.
Leif:And then down. Dan.
Steve:Dan.
Leif:Yeah. Serena. Yeah.
Leif:Stupid Georgina.
Steve:Yep.
Leif:Yep. And then Chuck. I'm going
Leif:docus. He was a fucking idiot. He was just as dumb as
Leif:Daniel.
Steve:I mean, that's fair. I mean, yeah, I get where
Steve:I.
Leif:Just because he did it cooler doesn't make him any smarter.
Steve:That's.
Leif:He made it look better, but.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, and I
Steve:have those three. I have Dan,
Steve:Serena, and Georgina, and the
Steve:captain and Anne as well,
Steve:because, you know.
Leif:Yeah, I didn't even think about them, but that does make sense.
Steve:Yeah. I mean, the captain got punched in the
Steve:face, and Ann is.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:What, again, sucks as a mom.
Leif:I want them from me as
Leif:well.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And. And it's funny
Steve:because, you know, I touched on Nate having.
Steve:Being the best guy from the worst parents. And,
Steve:like, they really are. Like, of all
Steve:the shit that all the parents pull, those
Steve:two are the fucking worst.
Leif:Yeah. and, like, lillian, Eleanor are pretty damn
Leif:bad at the beginning, but they at least had some positive growth.
Steve:Yeah. And, like, their parents, that make them. That make
Steve:mistakes, but, like. But I
Steve:don't. They don't try
Steve:to hurt their kids. They just hurt their kids out of their own
Steve:fucking ignorance. Whereas, like.
Steve:Yeah. anyway, but here's
Steve:the best outfits from the last
Steve:episode we seen.
Leif:And there was a lot. I'm gonna kind of cheat
Leif:mention several here.
Steve:Yeah, that's really fair.
Leif:It probably would have been Serena's if not for the
Leif:neckline because she always
Leif:kills it in yellow. And I do love those black gloves. I
Leif:know. Robin said she did not. I do love black gloves.
Leif:I thought they were very sexy.
Steve:Yeah. I thought they were cool.
Leif:that. So that didn't win. Because of the neckline, Blair
Leif:had three outfits that could have won. Her
Leif:beginning outfit with the green jacket and
Leif:pattern jacket with the red, heart top.
Leif:then also her wedding dress, which is. That's
Leif:ultimately gonna be my winner, which was the
Leif:Colette Dinnigan. It's, a halter bobble
Leif:hem dress with, the floral pattern. And then also,
Leif:I really liked her sailor outfit at the end, too.
Steve:Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Leif:And then also, honorable mentioned to Nate for that. That
Leif:slick pinstripe with. He also had the shirt. The striped
Leif:shirt.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, yeah. for me,
Steve:I. And again, like, this was a great, well
Steve:dressed episode. I also love the matching
Steve:tuxes of, Eric and Chuck, they weren't really
Steve:spectacular, but those ties just really pop the way they
Steve:match. I'm actually giving this one to the
Steve:bridegest. I really love that wedding
Steve:dress. I thought she looked spectacular
Steve:in it with that bow to the side and the strapless
Steve:dress. And, like, I think that a strapless
Steve:wedding dress is really hard to pull off,
Steve:and I just think that she really
Steve:crushed that dress. And so.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And, how often wedding dresses.
Steve:What's that?
Leif:I'm not a big fan of wedding dresses.
Steve:That's fair. I love a wedding. Like, I'm a
Steve:wedding guy.
Leif:I like dancing it. I just don't like wedding dresses.
Steve:I know. That's fair.
Leif:Not a big fan of white dresses in general. That's fair.
Steve:That. Yeah, that. That's fair.
Steve:You're going to the wrong weddings.
Leif:All, right. Anything you want to plug this week?
Steve:You know, I think this is the first time in a while that I
Steve:don't have something actually coming up.
Steve:I've been watching outer range, and that's been pretty cool.
Steve:Yeah, I don't really have much that I'm plugging
Steve:for me at the moment.
Leif:All right, well, I would like to plug a, freaks and
Leif:creeks podcast. They are a Dawson's
Leif:Creek rewatch podcast. They are four
Leif:millennials going through the show for the very first time.
Leif:it's a, ah, interesting, fresh take, and they're very
Leif:funny, so check them out.
Steve:And I'm glad you mentioned that, because I do remember I wanted to
Steve:give a shout out to the last roundup horror show
Steve:that I did.
Leif:A guest spot.
Steve:Yeah, I did a guest spot on their show, and one of the fellas
Steve:from their show is going to come on here at some point, I
Steve:believe.
Leif:Do you remember what episode you're on?
Steve:I was on episode 100.
Leif:There you go. Zero. Zero. Yeah, go check it
Leif:out, guys.
Steve:Came out last week, and we reviewed,
Steve:Suspiria, both the 1977
Steve:movie and the remake with
Steve:Dakota Johnson and
Steve:what is her name? Tilda
Steve:Swinton. Swinton. Tilda Swinton.
Steve:Until the Swinton plays three roles in that movie.
Leif:Yeah, I'm not a big horror fan, but, I know a lot of people like
Leif:it.
Steve:Yeah, it was. It was a really good movie.
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Leif:Yeah. And next, time, we are going to be doing
Leif:a season one recap. So we're going to kind of
Leif:recap the entire season. We're going to go through
Leif:this all our stock watch and see where everyone and
Leif:ended up at the end of the season, do the
Leif:gpas for all the episode grades and
Leif:see. And we'll, go through the. We'll rank them by
Leif:their GPA and so we'll have some fun. And then
Leif:after that, we will be back for season
Leif:two.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Summer kind of wonderful.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Episode one.
Steve:I'm looking forward to it.
Leif:Yeah. Yes. They start the season in the
Leif:hamptons.
Steve:Nice. I was wondering if we were gonna see some of the
Steve:summer before it got into it.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:That's cool.
Leif:There's a couple summer episodes
Leif:anyway.
Steve:I did promise it would be a scorcher.
Leif:Yes. Well, until next time, you know
Leif:you love us. Xoxo.
Steve:Take care.