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Chelsey.

How's your week going?

Hi, my week is going well.

I've been busy, but in the good ways I had a bunch of auditions, which is always a thrill and

So that's, that's making things better in my life.

How's your week.

Good.

You know, it's good.

It's a, we're dealing with inclement weather up here.

Yeah.

Some of the other coast, which

So, sorry,

I'm, I'm sure you are.

Chelsey ran away from the east coast.

And now she's on the west coast, which, you know, I feel like I don't know if this

do it please.

Lodge A Complaint.

So it's been snowy and, um, I want to Lodge A Complaint.

against the difficulty with which it takes to put on and take off snow boots.

Oh, yeah.

Any boot, but yes,

I actually you're right.

Okay.

It is sort of any boot, but I have these, like, I'm speaking specifically of the non lace up one

Right.

I'm almost going to like YouTube videos because I don't know if I'm doing it wrong.

It takes so much strength and stamina to squash my foot and pull it up over like my heel and

It's like, I don't know if it's specific to the Croc cause it's like rubbery, but.

Yeah,

And then I have like heavy duty socks on because it's cold and it

I break into a sweat, and it's not because the size is too small and the size is perfect.

It's so hard to navigate.

My little socked foot and then taking it off is such a nightmare because the first one is fine.

Cause I can like use one foot against the heel of the other to get that one off.

But then I have to use my socked foot on the wet boot to get the other one off.

And then it's just a nightmare.

So I'm lodging a complaint against the difficulty with which it takes to put these boots on and off.

Please tell me anything occurring to you.

So many things are occurring to me.

What's really funny about Trey and I is that we never share our complaints with one another.

Like, we both have a lot, you know, like a list that we keep, And on my list is boots.

And the fact that getting out of a boot is like a full-time job.

Like, like.

I swear to God, I could pull it up, show it to the page around it's on my list.

I even do like a little standup bit about it.

How like literally getting out of a boot.

It's like, I'm fully employed.

You know, if it's like my day off, I feel like I'm going to work because I

So I don't have anybody to help me get the boot off.

So I just have to do it by myself.

It's not like Goldie's going to help me get the boot off.

And it's a little.

The zipper is helpful.

Like if the boot has a zipper, then not really changes the game.

But if there's just, like you said, like nose zipper, I just got to stick my foot in there.

It's something about friction, I guess maybe,

what it is.

Yes.

also.

If you're going to fly in a boot, never take the boot off in the air.

Because if you're flying in a boot and then you take your boot off in the air,

So there's a lot.

Yeah.

There's a lot of issues that I have with boots, but I don't know how we fix it.

Try a shoe horn.

I don't know what we do, but that's going in.

We need like

But even the shoe horn.

there's not enough space already.

And It's also like, it's not because the Buddhist too small, because I

It's

There is space.

Yeah.

There's space inside.

So it's, it's really the ankle.

The getting my foot through the little ankle size of the boot is what is so challenging

That's my complaint, please.

Shark tank pay attention.

I feel you.

I definitely feel you.

All right.

What about you.

my complaint today is about inconsistent sizing.

Like when you buy multiple items, like you buy it in red, you buy it in blue, you buy it in black.

And it's like, why is the black bigger than the red?

It's literally the same exact product.

um,

I ordered it in the same exact window.

I just picked a different color.

Why is it a different size?

And specifically, this has been affecting me lately with Goldie, with harnesses.

I want to show Patreon a visual aid, but I get are these harnesses, which I love,

They're super easy.

Some of the extra smalls that I buy Goldie, they fit perfect.

Maybe even a little bit.

I got the red same exact thing, same exact link.

I don't know if you could tell, try the circles are so different.

Do you see that?

I could see it as clear as day.

mean, it is crazy.

Like the circle on the left is like, like a circle, which is like

And then the other circle is an oval, like a wider oval, like who did this?

Who did this?

How does this happen?

Like she literally has the teal one on right now.

Same brand, same everything.

And they're both of the circles are like the oval side and it fits her.

Great.

What has happened?

That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Right.

Is it a crazy, like, I was like, I put it on her and I was like, oh my God.

Like, did Goldie get huge in between me washing the old harness and me like

And then they looked at the two circles that I was like, this is laughable and insane.

So I might have to call and actually Lodge A Complaint to the

think you should.

That seems like a defect.

That it seems like something's wrong.

Like they should know, like I would be doing them a disservice if I didn't tell them.

Right.

Yes.

I agree.

I wonder why that happens.

I don't know.

it's so illogical to me that I can't even come up with a possibility

You think it's would be uniform,

exactly.

Like aren't they just cutting it from a pattern or something?

I don't

right?

You would think.

Yeah.

I dunno.

All right.

Well, I hear you.

Let us know listeners, let us know if you have issues with

If you have any suggestions for us, we're always open to them.

1-850-REVIEW-0.

Listener voice.

Do we have a listener?

I tee that up so well,

and that wasn't planned.

All right.

So today we have our ongoing listener voicemail and I I'll take the fault.

I got a little behind and, um, keeping up with all of the voicemails.

Uh, and so today we have one that's regarding, our request to hear listeners new year's resolution.

So Here we are.

yay.

the week after Valentine's day.

it's totally fine.

And we're completely allowed to try and keep up with the new year's resolution still.

So I can't wait to hear it.

So here we got let's.

Listen, this is from listener James.

Okay.

Has James caught him before?

He has, yes, he hasn't heed.

All right, here we go.

Hey guys, just James, just listening to your nears up.

And I had to press pause because I don't believe in resolutions.

I don't think for me that they've ever been productive.

And the same way that has goal setting workshops.

Instead.

I'm a big believer in setting intention because that can change every day.

It can be in the moment when things feel like you need right now.

And so I'm setting the intention not to make a resolution and instead to start

And so my friends.

And anyway, love you guys.

Happy new year.

oh, I love that so much, James.

James for president.

James for president James like said everything I would ever want to say about

And I love as soon as James said that I got more calm when he was like, I just start

And that really does take the pressure off.

It is interesting because after that episode, I have had a lot of

Which is something we didn't really touch on, but there's also something

Like what is the actual commitment to maintaining a resolution versus, and James's

And there are guide posts with which to measure meeting your intention or not.

Yes.

sometimes our resolution can be a little more, like more

Yeah.

And like daunting exactly hard to gauge.

And yeah, I love, I love the intention cause it just feels like you get

Like you don't have to take, if you didn't really meet the mark yesterday, it doesn't

You know, I love that.

Also something like the root word of resolution and resolve something about

And I think intentionality is like really powerful in a way, like, I, I appreciate

And I think that if we all sort of took that on ourselves, the world would

It is true.

And I think with that in mind, what James said to us, it allows us to put a little bit of a spin

Right?

Because even if people didn't show up as their best selves, perhaps on these

They have the opportunity to rewrite that narrative tomorrow.

So I liked that.

I liked that as a segue in, what do you think?

Should we, uh, jump into reading some online reviews?

Try.

Good job, Chelsey.

I love that here.

Yes.

I think that we shut.

All right.

As you know, we are your trusty Review!

Queens.

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

We read you the Review!

break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from one to five crowns,

Assess That Kvetch

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And you are first today, Trey.

Whoo.

Take it away.

RQ T.

Review That Review.

All right, everyone.

So today I have a one star review from Trustpilot for.

Okay.

Here we go.

It's a biggie

no.

Oh God.

Okay.

Walmart

Well, my bird what's their big saying like bigger savings or is that big lots?

I don't know.

Sorry,

Rolling back prices or something.

them back.

I feel like they changed the slogans a lot.

Oh God.

So, this is actually written by Raynell W.

They spell it R a Y N E L L w.

Raynell w okay.

And the subject is, went to Walmart yesterday to get dot dot dot.

And this is Raynell W's one star Trustpilot Review for Walmart.

Okay.

Went to Walmart yesterday to get something for grubs.

Asked a associate if they carried this product.

A man that works there told her it's in automotive.

I couldn't find it.

Just have been out.

I saw the guy coming with a Uboat, stacked with boxes and started telling him I couldn't find it.

And he told me, quote, 'I don't know what you're talking about.'

I started to tell him and he says to me, and I quote, quote, 'get out of the way.' I

This is heavy!'

I boat is on wheels and he brought it up from the back of the store.

I started talking to him and he said, again, quote, ' get out of the way,

I started walking and told him out loud, he's only cares about money and the customers.

He started talking and I said, quote, 'don't bother do what you're doing.

Don't worry about respecting customers go about with your job.'

This was in Waterville, Maine.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Raynell I'm very confused about many things that I'm going to need to unpack with you.

All right.

I hope I have the

All right.

What's a U boat.

What's an I boat.

W what is that?

A spelling error.

Good job.

So I think, um, I don't understand what an Ibotta is.

I think that, I think that's the type of, There's a lot of

a lot of typos.

Okay.

So a UBA.

Is like, you know, a Dolly where you stack boxes and you wheel it around.

Okay.

So that's as if you would take the Dolly all the way to the ground so

Take the Dolly all the way to the ground.

So is there no handle?

So you have a handle on, on either end of the U boat.

It's basically the shape of a capital U,

Got it.

Okay.

And

the bottom of the U it has wheels has four

Okay.

Okay.

So I

like, if you did a you and like block letters, like you're at like FSU

So it's like boxy then like on each corner of the bottom of the year, you have wheels, that's

a U boat.

Okay.

So do we think the second time that they said I bought a man.

I think so.

Like I, yeah.

So I think they're trying to say like the U boat is on wheels and he brought

So why are you telling me it's heavy?

You're It's on wheels.

on wheels.

Okay.

Well, things on wheels can still be heavy.

Yes.

So they went to Walmart for grubs.

G R U B S

I assumed at first that that meant food, but then they said that

What product.

yeah.

I have no idea.

I thought, cause at first I thought grubs meant food.

Then I thought maybe it was like a nickname for like a grandfather getting something for grubs,

And I'm seeing it's like a bug.

Got it.

So I, I think that they meant for.

I don't know why, but I write, I just feel like I went to Walmart for grubs.

Like that makes sense that it's food to me.

So either way, either way.

So I'm looking and I see grubs when I Google it it's larva.

Ill.

I can't imagine

like you get them and your it's like insects and beetles that feed on your lawn.

So maybe that would be an automotive?

art towards

an automotive?

I don't

I don't

That's gross.

Okay.

Well, the point here's the, here's the ultimate point.

I think that we're making is that, I'm sorry.

Raynell w but we're confused.

I don't understand the message.

And I also feel like there's a lot of contradiction here.

Like.

You only didn't they say at one way, like he only cares about money and customers and

Like, okay.

If you only cares about money and customers.

Well, as long as customer is a part of that, I'm kind of okay with that, you

But also at the beginning, they say, went to Walmart

If they carry the product, a man that works there told her it's an automotive.

So wait, what, Who so is someone writing this on.

Um,

confrontation, they say, I, I was past, I started walking and told

it's an automotive.

I don't know.

Also I think the glaring, like hilarity here for me is like, this person

In the middle of like pushing a heavy thing with like huge stuff on it.

And you're like yelling at them to tell you where something is.

Like, I understand in stores, you can flag down people that work there and stuff, but

Cause they're like, Ooh, move, move.

Which I think, I don't think it's the best approach to say move.

Get out of the way.

Right.

Like, I, I did think that, like, it seemed like that was a little bit rude.

The way that Raynell was explaining it, like move no move, like, all right.

Yeah.

That's not the

yeah.

Yeah.

but it's like, The way that they're describing it, it almost

We've got something really heavy on it and it's like precarious, you know what I mean?

And like Raynell is just standing there.

Like, I have a question and they're like, move lady move.

You're going to be like mold down by this thing.

You know, like, based on all the information that Raynell is giving me, even though normally

I don't know if their hold of the narrative is very trustworthy.

Like, do, do you like, besides the fact that it's so complicated to understand what the message

Do you, do we trust them?

At it for me, I feel like it's a little out of touch.

To request information from someone who's in the middle of a task.

I recognize that that is common practice, but this person is, is moving like equipment.

Um, so maybe like, say like, I have a question when you have a

Can you help me?

I don't know.

I feel like they're just too preoccupied with grubs and themselves.

I also like, okay, cool.

Like at the end you're like this store is and whatever mean.

Right.

Okay, cool.

I just, I'm a little bit confused.

What do we hope that Trustpilot is going to do this?

Review!

you know what I mean?

Like we weren't given enough specifics to know what is it that Walmart or this

Like does corporate need to call up and just say, make sure that you're attending

This Review!, you know what I mean?

Cause I know that a lot of these stores, the experience is about the

I just I'm I'm struggling to ascertain what the intended impact of this Review!

is.

Yeah.

And it's also interesting like that Raynell did not get the name on the badge of this person.

Like, I feel like that would have been helpful for your cause.

I mean, I think like, as far as value here, it feels a little like Raynell

Yeah.

That's my opinion here.

And I feel like, you know, if someone is in the middle of a task, like it might

Is it annoying that you might have to find somebody else or

Like, yeah, it's annoying.

Like I've been in home Depot or something and ask people and they're

Cause they're like in the middle of doing something else and it's like,

And it's like a little annoying.

If the person that I'm asking is telling me is clearly doing a task and telling

I'm not going to then continue to be rate them and then make myself this like victim

I don't know.

There's something in that whole exchange for me that made me not trust the source.

Yeah.

I definitely think that I can't really tell if it's truthful or if it's shady.

I just think it's inappropriate.

I feel like, why are you mad at someone who's like in the middle of like a very

But you're at work like it, like if you're on the floor, someone might ask you a question, but I

I mean, there's so many, So many misspellings.

I can't even tell like who the narrator is half the time.

Also, this is really interesting.

I've never seen this before.

They are quoting this worker many times, but there are never end quote.

well, that

Which is very, like, that's a very odd typo.

And then, I mean, do you think this is common or typical?

I mean, I don't think I would go up to someone pushing heavy, like a heavy U-boat of box.

I wouldn't ask them.

I would think that like, you know,

Yeah.

Like I said, like,

something.

I don't think that every person is going to like really narrow in on this

Like, I, I don't think that that's common or at all indicative of

No.

I mean, I think ultimately the value and the fact that this the impact is like

Isn't going to have an impact on me.

Every Walmart in the world.

Also, I don't think that I would act the way that this narrator is acting.

So therefore the impact again is zero.

I was entertained because there is something about the audacity of being so everyone in the sort of

right, right,

something hilarious about that.

But not in like an intentional way, like not like, oh,

Yeah.

Raynell really went out of her way to be funny.

It's almost like a we're laughing at not.

Right.

I'm getting a sense of how this person operates in the world.

Right.

Exactly.

I think I'm ready to crown this.

Do you think there's anything else that we should consider?

no, I'm definitely ready to crown let's

All right, let's do it.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort

The Queens are Tabulating.

Okay.

Queens are unanimous.

We are both holding up half crown.

I mean, I think it's pretty obvious.

I didn't, I didn't feel like Raynell deserved a zero.

I gave Raynell a half crown because I don't want to sign off on being mean to a customer.

That's really it.

Correct.

really the only thing I could say, like, all right.

I, I agree.

We shouldn't be rude.

But that's it.

Yeah.

I said half crown for the same reason.

Like, I feel like now I have a little information that may be customer service.

Isn't as great, generally in Waterville, Maine, but I don't know How many

That's not really that helpful.

And I also agree, like, I think like you are at work.

And so if someone's asking you, a question, like, I think there's a

I mean, so I said half crown because it's just pretty, it's pretty silly to me.

Agreed, sorry, sorry.

Raynell sorry.

It sounded like you were having a bad day and you know, what's great about

new intention

and have a better day tomorrow Raynell.

Well, let's take a quick break, keep our intentions high.

And when we come back, we will get into Chelsey's.

Review!.

Ah, I can't wait.

BRB.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

It's game time.

Chelsey, let's take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round shadowy.

Yes.

Yes.

don't feel like an icon.

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an, A'..

All right.

Here's the deal.

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger.

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we will take turns, trying to recite the

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who literally does it all.

literally before the clock runs out.

All right, Chelsey, what is your zinger to.

Okay.

So my zinger today, I decided to go back to a source that you and I

is A'..

I know it's been a little, it's been a minute, right?

So this is a one-star review for the book, outliers, the story

It is a one-star review written by mark P and the Review!

is, would use this as toilet paper.

If it wasn't on my Kindle,

Oh, dear,

I guess he didn't like the bug.

not.

Well, in that case, Chelsey I'm in a strap you into a plunger.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Let's plunge this a Meryl-Go-Round I don't

make sure you sit on that appropriately.

a broom

I can, I can.

Yeah, exactly.

I'm going to fly this plunger, like a around that.

Meryl-Go-Round I am ready.

All right, here we go.

Okay.

Two, One, GO!.

Would use this as toilet paper.

wasn't on my Kindle.

magic show

Hey, Brian, it wasn't on my Kindle.

Oh,

game show

Paper, if it wasn't on my Kindle,

Disney, teen drama.

it wasn't on Kindle.

So,

shop.

You've got five.

I feel good about that.

That was a long, there was a long zinger mark P right.

that was good.

Thank you.

Where is your zinger from today?

Today I have a Google one star review for Swiss, miss milk

And this is written by Q X S

Okay.

Q axis.

Cute, cute.

Cute.

There's no Q axis

QX.

and the subject is no thanks.

And the Review!

is.

Honestly, this is like a laxative.

Wait, it's off.

It's a rod job late.

Like, but it's a laxative.

Okay.

All right.

We're very toil.

Look at this.

Like we're again

Oh my

sync with our toilet humor.

Okay.

Try.

I know.

Isn't that weird.

All right.

I'm going to hook you into a toilet paper roll, but I want you to be in the center of it.

So like your cushioned, your cushioned, all around, you know, in case the Meryl-Go-Round

Okay.

I love that.

Thank you.

I feel so Safe

inside your Sharman.

All right, let's do it.

Are you ready?

I'm ready?

Here we go.

Yes.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

opera.

Honestly, this is laxative.

Yeah,

Honestly,

opera dealer.

Adult film.

honestly, this is like a laxative, honestly.

All right, I'm going to give that to you.

That's five.

Did I get five to,

Yes, Ty's he's

it's high.

The Queens.

Are you not a amiss?

I, again, look at that.

Review That Review.

Yay.

We are back from that rousing game break.

Can't not say rousing anymore.

And now Chelsey.

It is your turn.

What is your Review!

for us?

So this week I have a Yelp review for the restaurant Nizam of India.

Uh, it is a restaurant located in Los Angeles.

This is a one-star review written by Real D I mean, I don't know.

You should have seen anything with what the D stands for, but, you guys can tell

I'm sorry.

I've given this place too many chances.

I feel like I need to rate it one start because I am sick and tired of getting

It is always the same one long, one long, very long piece of white hair.

I found one in my lamb beer Yana last year.

Let it slide ordered a lamb biryani again, the next time I went and there was another

And the first goddamn dish I get lamb.

Berra masala has a goddamn silver hair.

It in w

WTF?!

WTMF?!

No, those aren't days of the f-ing week.

I'm so goddamn mad at this place and their goddamn hygiene.

Don't believe me.

Go and see for yourself, order something.

Anything I guarantee you, there will be a long white, silver hair

Goddamn

wait.

Real D.

How do they

roll

How do they spell goddamn?

good question.

I mean, they, they really like went for the full, they it's one word G O D D a M N one word.

It's funny to me that they'll say goddamn, but they won't say fuck.

Yeah.

And they, and then they spell out effing, eff I N G.

Uh, thing week.

also funny to me, cause I was writing notes and like I wrote WTF then w

And then literally, no, not the weeks of days of the week.

are days, of the f-ing week

What does w T M F stand for?

What the mother

mother.

Yeah.

is that even a say.

According to the Real D it is.

It's not a saying that I've heard.

I mean, obviously WTF, but like no WTM if I haven't heard, but I do like, think it's

I think I'm going to take that into my life.

yeah.

I like it.

What do you think of that commitment to the word goddamn.

I mean, should, should I count quickly?

Yeah, Why don't you add it up?

I'm going to add.

You know, I grew up very Christian and saying goddamn was.

Explicitly off the table.

It was like, so inappropriate to say that.

And now that I'm an adult and I've experienced other truths in my life than

I feel like it's just a word and where it's only half the meaning you apply to them.

I don't think it's that big of a deal, but I am a clutching my pearls

And this person is saying goddamn that many times about a restaurant.

5 times

a lot.

like a row, not like a super long Review!, you know what I mean?

Like I felt like I was saying the word a lot and I agree, like, you know, I'm not

How do you spell God?

Do you say, do you do a dash like

I don't spell it out.

I do dash or I do the lowercase, which I appreciate that actually

They didn't do the upper case G when they were saying the name in vain.

So, you know, I appreciate that.

Well, we're already on this topic.

So what is the spelling lag?

it's not all bad, but I really did try to lean in to the

It's funny to me because the color of the hair was described three

Did she catch.

no.

Tell

White then they said silver.

Then they said silver, white or white silver.

Cause at first I like, who a white hair?

And then the next time they were like silver.

And then at, by the end they say both, you know, I think that for me.

the value in this information is like, you know, it is disgusting to find hair.

or anything in your food that doesn't blossom.

That's disgusting.

I think that I personally don't write things off necessarily because I'm

Like I have to forget about this, but then the fact that it seems like such a repeat experience.

I do like truthful shady scale here.

I kind of am believing Real D cause they're so upset about it.

And at a certain point it's just incredulous that this keeps happening.

Right.

It's just like weird that it's the same kind of like, is there just like one person working in the

With no hair net.

over?

Yeah.

With no hairnet over.

A lot.

It's like a long period of time.

I love that they enforced a six month

just gonna that.

It's very funny to me when you're speaking about your own personal choices, you say in forced a

yeah, yes.

Yeah.

Like they stopped and then they went back and then they enforced the other

But to that point, if, Real D was creating a band for themselves

now, and then there's hair in it, like, of course you would be saying GD.

And of course you'd be like, w T M F like, are you kidding me?

Yeah.

I mean, what's interesting to me is that.

Real D clearly loves the food at this restaurant so much

point

that they ordered the, this like dish.

and they're having this high of an emotional reaction.

Yeah,

they love, they clearly love the food at this restaurant and

We got to get hairnets back there.

It looks like from the pictures, like it looks like a really nice

You know, still relatively high.

So this could just be like bad luck, I guess, for Real D

Yeah, I don't know, but there is an impact for me.

there's definitely an impact and it definitely feels like this Review!

is coming from someone who is passionate

Yeah.

about the restaurant.

I mean, I think I could crown rail.

D how are you feeling?

I just like, wonder to myself, if I read this Review!.

And I was considering going to this restaurant, would it gross me out enough to not go?

I guess that's what I'm, I'm thinking about.

Like, I don't know.

What do you think?

I think it's going to come up in my crowning cause I,

Okay.

happened weighing that.

All right.

Let's get to the goddamn crowning challis.

All right, here we go.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Okay.

Interesting.

I was, I was kind of torn.

Trey is holding up four crowns.

I'm holding up three and a half crowns.

Try, let me know why you're giving the Real D or Real D four crowns.

I almost did three and a half, but I have a hard time with math and I can't

And so then I just went with four because ultimately I think if I was reading the survey.

I don't like the vulgarity, even though it is funny, like, and it's

Like, I just think it is unnecessary.

I think you can show you're so passionate with, you know, at signs and like pound cetera.

Like, it just feels a little, like you're a little out of touch.

Like what's wrong with you that you're this angry, but to the point you just made like,

It is that good that they are enforcing a ban because they're so

And then they let up on the band.

Cause it's so good.

And then there's hair again.

So to me, I feel like this is maybe a common experience.

At least it has been for real.

I think they are a little bit trustworthy.

Cause they're so impassioned, you know, it's just that all they're being critical about is like,

That's the only criticism here.

And so for that reason, say four, because it would have impact that I

What about you?

Why did you do three and a half?

I did three and a half.

I mean, I agree with everything that you said.

I took off the one and a half pound for a couple of reasons.

One, the spelling and grammar.

Of course, there were a few errors, so we didn't.

A perfect score there.

I love, I mean, I did laugh at it.

I think if I read this Review!

to friends, like we would get a chuckle out of it.

So that's where, you know, some of the extra points came from.

But my biggest takeaway that I'm wondering, because it wasn't brought up in this review

Right.

Like why, if I had a hair in my food, like one time, two times, like whatever it is, I feel like

I would have a conversation.

And because nowhere in the Review!

does Real DSA, I spoke to them about it and they didn't do anything.

Or I spoke to them about it and they didn't even give me a refund or whatever it is.

Like they didn't address that they did their due date.

You know, to let the restaurant know that there was hair in their food and for

So for that reason, three and a half grounds.

think that's fair for sure.

I hope that they get hair nuts over there,

me G is long white, silver,

regardless.

It doesn't It's too much.

hair.

All right.

My queen.

Well, we have the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey, please tell us, who are you going to induct this week for?

My Royal Highness

you for asking Trey.

So this week I was thinking, you know what?

Don't we appreciate enough in our, I want to say the like Rocko's modern life.

The Amazon.

modern life.

In our modern life.

And I was thinking seatbelts, you know, like we had to induct seatbelts,

Like,

We died.

movies, we died, you know, when you watch movies and you like, see

And so that got me thinking a little bit, you know, I'm not quite as much of a research queen as

Come from how did this happen?

And apparently in 1959, the seatbelt did hit the market through Volvo.

interestingly enough, so I think Volvo was the first car company to implement seatbelt.

And from the year 1975 to 2017, 374,276 lives have been saved.

Because of seatbelts, which is, you know, pretty incredible.

Uh, and I just wanted to give a quick nod to seatbelts.

Thank you for saving lives.

Thank you for keeping us safe.

And so seat belts, your, My Royal Highness this week.

really good.

One Chelsey.

Wow.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Right.

Something we don't think.

Have you ever been in a car wreck?

Oh my God.

We'll talk about this in Patreon.

I've never thank God.

Knock on all the wood.

I've never personally been in a car accident, but I've been in the car during an accident.

And that's all I'll say about that for now.

We can talk about the rest of the Patriot.

Okay.

How about you?

Ken Hora.

Well, I think this'll be a fun topic for a pitcher on, but, um,

right.

I have an interesting one.

I once was, um, T-boned by a, um, industrial sized, uh, lawn mower

Oh, stop it.

Are you kidding?

It's a crazy story.

in South Carolina?

It was actually in the outer banks and it was actually an infrastructure problem.

They had the crosswalk before the stop sign and the, and it was like a highway.

It wasn't.

have a crosswalk before a stop sign?

Anyway.

they I'm sure they don't know.

And also the lawnmower person was driving on the crosswalk, which is illegal.

I didn't know.

Uh, and they had the cutter up, like it was up like a letter P and it literally went into the

it was inside of your car.

stabbed through it.

Um, and there was an impact, like it was a whole

That is so like, thank God it was on that side, you know, because, oh

it would have stopped me.

yeah.

Oh my so scary.

what is that word?

I guess that's like a John Deere is like a brand, but you know, it's like th they were

serious.

Yes.

I'll tell you more about that on the after show.

Speaking of here we are.

Good, great induction.

Thank you.

seatbelts.

And Thank you.

listeners for joining us.

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