10 May 2023

Family Potluck

The One with Lil Ripper - Psychedelic Relic  -- Episode 4

In this episode of Family Potluck, we use a bong on the show for the first time, Kayt (and dad) almost lose a lung, and who knows what this episode is about anyway, we're so baked. Plus, amazing ambient bubbling sounds.

Stoner brain Kayt here: I say my bong is by LA Glass but correction, it is LA Pipes. Links follow below in show notes.

Cannabis Info

• Strain: Psychedelic Relic
• Grower: Ayra
• Consumption method: Smoking / bong
• Gear: LA Pipes Mini Beaker Bong

Highlights

• 07:30 - We dub thee Lil Ripper
• 19:46 - Psychedelic Relic details
• 21:44 - Kayt hits an already full chamber

Links

LA Pipes Color Accented Mini Beaker Bong. Get 20% off at Dankstop with the code BLAZEIT.

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Connect with Kayt: afkayt.com

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I get first bump?

I gotta set the stuff up.

We gotta name our bong.

Do we need some ice for it or something?

No.

No.

Damn dude.

How should I up?

You're I'm still getting stuff.

Dang.

Wow.

That thing, hits hard.

A little, a little bong.

That could.

Well see.

You'll fill all this with smoke and sometimes you can hit it,

other times you gotta gauge how big your inhale is and then release.

That lets you evacuate.

Sorry, I had to squeeze that one out.

Oh, I got you a personal lighter.

Oh, nice.

Thanks.

All right.

I haven't hit a bong in like.

Uh, like almost 15 years.

You're a wee pup.

Unknowing of the tool of the trade .You gotta hit.

That ain't a hit, that's barely a gurgle.

Where's it burning?

It was a hit.

Damn.

You gotta be careful cuz this is like a double.

Well leave the first one in.

Yeah, because it, those are smooth.

The only reason it just lets more air in depending on how

much, you know, I, I didn't even release the air to initially No.

Yeah.

Flame away from the knuckle.

See, I wouldn't release.

You already got a lung full.

No.

It'll stay right there.

See, it'll hover right here.

It's not like it'll, that was a hit.

It's a good thing you did.

I would've blown my lungs.

That's the thing.

You gotta be

I'll just like hover there.

That right there is almost a hit.

It is a hit.

Damn bro.

This little bong rips.

It's a lot more.

Where we would probably do a couple of bowls.

We'll see how many hits we can get outta this.

This is make 1, 2, 3, 4 hits now.

Yeah.

Four.

Wow.

It's been a long time.

You'll have to get a, a brush that can help clean that.

The down stem comes out, so you can just go into there.

I have little brushes.

Just the whole down stem comes out.

This part.

Completely?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, well that'll make cleaning that easy then.

See how it, the flame's going to roll up and give you plenty

of room from your thumb.

Yeah.

You ain't gotta go upside down.

I thought I had the right angle.

And then just suck that air in.

Otherwise you won't ignite the, you'll barely ignite it.

Holy moly.

That's like.

Damn, I didn't even choke out either.

That's like a giant

damn.

That's like, that's like daaaamn.

It was like toasting on this side.

And I was like, all right.

All right.

Damn.

That's a nice little bong dude.

It might be going still.

Yep.

Look at there.

You notice my technique.

One hard hit initially, then two light bumps after, and then pass it down.

It is nice having cooler smoke.

It's not ice cold, but it's, you could make it cooler.

Well, yeah, you, you put crushed ice in there.

And that's what those things are.

It holds the ice so the smoke passes through to the ice.

Those little notches.

You put a couple ice cubes, you could put ice in here.

Yeah, you could put like crushed.

That's a nice size bowl too.

Oh, I think it's still goin'.

It might be, I don't think so.

I think it might be getting close.

Yeah, but whatever you do, don't disturb it.

I didn't touch it.

If you touch it, you can cause it a cave in.

We don't have any screen.

Oh, you know what the ash, I have some screens.

Those glass things.

No, I got some metal screens for this, actually.

Where did I put them?

Well, all I'm saying is be gentle at this stage of it because you'll suck.

It'll suck through.

It's burning away from the edges, right?

Mm-hmm.

So the piece is getting smaller.

There.

I see a lot of little green there.

Yeah, there's, we're not close to being finished yet.

I mean, for one bowl we've, you know, we're fixing to six pretty decent hits.

Yeah, I think we've gone six or eight.

Six.

Like eight.

Yeah.

Cuz I managed to get two

off of that.

On one nugget.

Yeah.

Which is Monster.

Hit

A modest sized nugget.

Medium nugget.

That would've given me five eights of a joint if it were a ground.

Shit.

It's still going.

It's still.

It might still be check it.

It's still going dude.

Damn.

See normally I do it.

I don't evacuate it all.

No, no.

That's a good, that's a good method.

I like that.

You can kind of stretch it out a little bit.

Damn.

It's probably got a little bit going, but I'd hit it with the fire.

We could call it Lil Ripper.

Like little dipper, but Little Ripper.

Little ripper.

Little ripper.

Bong of the universe.

Bong.

It's a nice little bong.

It is.

It hits hard.

I think mine's about the same size except the bowl on mine.

The, the big, the bottom of mine is round, more round than triangular.

Mine's more like.

That's more like actual Pyrex, laboratory glass.

Beaker.

I liked it because like you could just set it down, the bowl's a nice size.

The downstem comes out, has little ice catch.

It's a nice little rig.

You fill that thing with ice, you put a half inch of water in it, or

just enough so it's got some liquid.

You want to gurgle through the liquid.

What did we even smoke?

We started the show ripping into the bong right away.

Family Po- what did you, what.

What Nugget is in here?

What are we even smoking tonight?

What we smoked last night.

Psychedelic Relic?

Psychedelic Relic.

That's a nice one for a bong.

It's a pretty mild buzz too.

It doesn't rip me.

Oh yeah.

Same.

I actually woke up today feeling pretty good, pretty well rested.

Not all, not still stoned.

Yeah you're gone all day.

Well, I had a doctor's appointment.

Like a biopsy kind of thing.

It's nothing bad.

I took a picture of the sample they took cuz the doctor left it on the

counter for the nurse and when she went out, I was like, whoa, sick.

It's a little piece of flesh.

Yeah, it was like this big, it was like floating in there.

They just, they're mostly just checking me out, just making sure all was good.

was a good hit.

Is it done?

Mm.

I think it might have a hit somewhere in that.

Yeah, there's there's a, there's there's something.

There's a little left.

You just gotta hit the nugget there.

You, damn.

Holy practically lit that up.

Yeah.

I don't mess around.

I gotta hit it.

Hit it hard.

Bong it hard.

Bong it like,

you know, we got, we got a Pigpen cloud o' dust around us.

So much smoke.

And it's still.

It's still, it's still trucking.

That's probably the stem.

Damn.

I feel like I can get really, really big hits on this.

She's like, damn, dad blew this thing up.

Oh man, that was good.

I don't know if I would do the bong every session.

I like a joint better.

But I like a joint too.

But this is kind of a fun.

Uh, a piece on your phone.

See it.

Oh shit.

Yeah, I see it.

Loader up.

Whoa.

Pretty good.

That's a, a whole nugget.

So that's like 25 hits.

Damn.

About 10 hits a nugget.

At least 10, 15.

Oh, we got more.

I think we got more than that.

Damn.

Yeah, when I said 25, I'm thinking, nah, I wasn't that much.

But it might have been.

Or we're smoking good shit.

We lost track after the first hit.

Yeah, we lost track.

I forgot how to count.

What's multiplication?

25.

What is the number 25?

Huh?

Huh?

Now remember, you're getting the first fresh hit.

Get that fresh.

It tastes so fresh.

Dude, the flavors really good.

Damn.

Boy that smoke was condensed.

There's still a little

hit in there.

Yeah, I can just do it a second.

I'm still exhaling.

I am too.

Holy shit.

We're talking that way.

Oh my God.

Our hacking is in tune.

It's a good smoke.

Yeah.

They grow their own.

It's unbelievable.

Yeah.

I want to grow one like that picture I showed you.

Budettes are the size of pine cones.

That'd be sick.

Where it's the whole plant is like as tall as the fence.

Mm-hmm.

Holy shit.

Shit, dude.

Pretty good.

I'm glad I went to the bathroom before this.

Yeah, you gotta watch it.

You'll crap yourself with this bud.

While you're hacking your lung out.

You're gonna shit yourself.

Okay.

Do a survey of how many.

How many hits does it take to get a buzz?

With this thing like two.

You know who I was talking to today about weed?

It was my mom.

It do her good if she's got arthritis.

Now that she's got arthritis.

She asked me, she started the conversation.

She could try edibles.

Eh.

Honestly, I told her, I said, don't start with edibles.

I told her to just get some really good pre-rolls.

It's easy.

She knows how to smoke, but that way she doesn't have to roll it.

She can dose much more accurately.

I told her, and she's like, what do you ask for?

She would be better off to get an atomizer with a airbag.

She'd be, she would be good to use that at home.

Mm-hmm.

Like a nice tabletop vape.

Yeah, it's, it's all in the bag and it takes a number of hits

to empty that bag of the contents.

And that 20 gallon garbage bag is filled nicely.

I want to use like an outdoor garbage bag.

Leaf and garden bags.

Leaf 800 gallon.

Yeah, no, it was great to talk to her about it in a very real way.

Like I think her being in the same situation now, she's like, oh, I get it.

She won't get it until she does it herself and realizes, oh,

now I see why I smoked years ago.

She never approved of it.

I feel like.

I go over when mom has a day off, bring her to the thing, fucked up.

Yeah.

Just, well, no, like walk her through the process, you know,

so she can feel confident asking.

It wasn't a very strong hit.

That last one.

Well, to me, it's like the smoke is sanitized in a bong.

Than smoking a joint.

It's, yeah, it's much cleaner.

Much cleaner, smooth.

It's much, I don't know.

It's very easy.

It cools to get a ginormous hit.

The smoke is being cooled as it passes through the liquid.

Oh!

Now I got it pretty cooking.

Yeah, it is cooking right now too.

Well, that's how you gotta hit a bong.

You hit it to hit it, you hit it hard but short.

Boom, boom, boom.

So you don't fill your lungs.

That's going.

But this is bong number 2.

37 and a half hits into our bong trials this evening.

The bong trials.

Uh, yeah.

It's gettin' me pretty ripped.

Yeah, just hit it hard.

Fire it up.

You watch the glow when you hit that gives you a visual to regulate.

Warning, actually really helpful.

Oh, you see burning embers.

Fire!

But you're subconscious going "relax.

It'll go into the water before it goes and sticks your dinghy

in the back of the throat."

Sticks to you.

There might be one left.

It might be 1.

1, 1 hit left in the bowl.

Uhhuh.

Now you're gonna have to torch it.

Hit it pretty good.

I'm scared of that.

Well, there's not much there, so just watch the coal burn.

oh look, there's still.

Precision ember.

She's out.

It was pretty much toast.

That was nothing but carbon residue.

I'm pretty baked.

Psychedelic Relic from Ayra.

Sativa.

So it's Pink Pineapple Express and Dark Plasma strains.

Calming.

I would say that's accurate.

Calming.

Sour and citrusy flavors.

Accurate, I think.

Psychedelic Relic.

Pretty good.

Smoke.

*burp*

yeah.

I have to check this out a minute and see.

Yeah.

Then I think another bowl.

I don't know if I can do another bowl.

But you know, it'd be nice when we got our own buds.

We're growing, cultivating, and cloning.

We can clone a strain.

Developing our own strain.

One hit you, put it down, that's it.

One hit's all you need for four hours.

You're at that productive cruise control.

Man, it got cold.

Dude.

It was fucking cold today.

This is 37, but feels like 33.

Yeah, that's about right.

Air quality.

Good.

Not right here.

Air quality 26% THC.

Yeah.

Air quality weed.

Oh shit.

It's still toasting.

I fucked up.

Damn.

You emptied this.

Oh, damn.

Dude.

I need a minute.

Damn.

You didn't see.

Damn.

The chamber was already full of smoke?

No!

The whole pipe was fully loaded.

I didn't notice.

That's what the handle's for to go.

See, for some reason I didn't notice that it was already dense with smoke.

You were so casual about your bump.

It was like-

I hit it so hard the thing lit up and I'm like, my brain goes, no,

damn.

That was a big mistake.

I hit it so hard.

Dude.

You hit it expecting to fill this with smoke.

Yeah.

Look before you hit.

I'm I looked over there for my drink and it's in my hand.

Oh shit.

Things that occur while smoking good bud.

Yeah.

This is really good bud.

I just made an error.

I didn't even notice.

You didn't pay no mind or nothing.

You were there.

You, you were like on cloud nine.

You went in with this look of seasoned smoker.

Yeah.

I'm imagining the comic panels in my head.

It's like first scene.

Mm-hmm.

She grabs the bong, but she's not looking at it.

Second scene, it zooms in on how much smoke is in the bong.

Third scene, she hits the bong way too hard.

Fourth scene.

Just terror in her eyes.

See you hit it with it had a full, this is a full load where

the smoke is really nice here and you still is right up to the top.

Although I over hit it, I didn't want to catch that much of the bud on with

Damn.

But this is cooling down the, the vapors are condensing back into some

of it's getting trapped into liquid.

Mm-hmm.

I'll go.

As she steps back in.

It's full.

So pull the stem out.

You don't want to create more smoke, right?

I'm like, sipping it.

Well, I'll let you clear the bong so when you hit it, it's like,

That was still a pretty good hit after I just blew my lung out.

Young Grasshopper, what did you learn?

Look at the bong before you hit it.

Well, there are some bongs that you can't see into anyway.

Be aware of your surroundings.

I like that you can see into it.

Yeah.

Right.

Otherwise, the three eye dude is watching you.

The terrier.

I know.

I see three eyes.

His beard looks like it's got a lot more gray hair in it now.

Yeah.

Maybe that's just the shine.

It might just be the shine.

More gray hair like us.

This was sativa?

It is, but you know, I definitely feel like it has some hybrid qualities,

like it has some indica qualities to it.

Like it is kind of energizing like a sativa, but I think it also has some

relaxing qualities, weirdly enough.

Like in, you know, I think you can't just go off of the type.

Well, I don't know it, the body count of receptors we have

for THC in our body, you know?

Mm-hmm.

A lot.

A lot.

We have a whole system.

So like C B D, cbn, C B G, there are a couple other bits.

Than just thc, that our body responds to.

Yeah, a bongs, a pretty good delivery system.

Mm-hmm.

Cools the smoke down you, your lungs are, we probably got a billion

or two receptors in our lungs.

You know, they're like fine sponge.

It's like nothing gets resinous or too heavy.

Like I still like a joint, but I think this is nice to have in the mix too.

For sure.

Well, a nice joint or bong patrol.

Bong patrol.

All right, boys.

Edit that out.

There it is.

Hear that gurgling in the background.

Yeah.

The joint is quieter.

The bong is not subtle.

Bong will get you in trouble.

You can hear it from afar.

Listen.

Listen.

Somebody's hitting a bong.

Mm-hmm.

Yep.

All right.

I'm gonna go to sleep now.

I feel that.

That was great.

That was a great bong.

The great bong effect.

First bong.

Yeah.

Little ripper.

The first bong outing occurred on the porch.

Mm-hmm.

And we need sound effects boxes for.

Yeah.

It's colder than freaking, it's cold right now.

I don't feel that cold.

It's weird.

My hands?

I think my, my hands get cold very easily, you know?

. Uh uh.

There would've been icicles hanging.

They would've fallen off.

That vibrated the porch.

Well, I reckon we're done for the evening then, ey.

Yeah, that was.

I'm good.

You.

Yeah.

You could even see the stuff it filtered out that we didn't have to smoke in.

Yeah.

Pieces that got sucked in that could have been stuck to your mouth.

Stuck to your throat, aaaahh!

Yeah.

LA glass, mini glass bong.

All right folks.

Yeah, that's it.

Hope you enjoyed our.

Uh, first bong on the show.

Yep.

Yep.

The light's gone.

Light's gone.

Yep.