Alabama Bama's back and she's got a mouthful of nachos and a heart full of sass! This week, we dive into the wild world of politics (or lack thereof, in Bama's case) as she hilariously admits she’s way too busy keeping her vape charged and perfecting her Hot Pocket game! Between reminiscing about her ill-fated campaign back in '97—complete with koozies and the unforgettable slogan “Vote Bama: What’s the worst that could happen?”—she's got us rolling on the floor laughing! Plus, hear about her legendary night at Motel 6, where she got detained, fired, and baptized all at once—now that's what we call a Holy Trinity! So grab your snacks, kick back, and join us for some light-hearted banter that’ll have you chuckling all morning long!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning, it's Haystack.
Speaker A:
And every week about my favorite thing to do is chat with a dear old friend of mine, my long lost friend Bama in Alabama checking in with us this morning.
Speaker A:
And Bama, everybody's been talking about the election.
Speaker A:
It is technically an election year.
Speaker A:
There's a few races, including a big mess with the mayor of New York City.
Speaker A:
Have you been following that stuff?
Speaker B:
Oh, not really, Haystack.
Speaker B:
I tell you, I've been way too busy keeping my vape charged up and making nachos.
Speaker B:
I got real world priorities.
Speaker A:
Oh, so I take it you're not exactly into politics, huh?
Speaker B:
Well, I did dabble just a little bit back in 19 and 97.
Speaker B:
I ran for something.
Speaker B:
I can't remember exactly what it was, but I did make campaign koozies.
Speaker B:
My slogan was Vote Bama.
Speaker B:
What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker B:
It turns out a lot could happen.
Speaker A:
Oh, I can't even imagine that campaign.
Speaker B:
Oh, hey, Stack, it was something else.
Speaker B:
They do call me the mayor of Motel 6, though.
Speaker B:
Cause that's where I got detained, fired and baptized all in the same night.
Speaker B:
Now that's what I'd call a Holy Trinity.
Speaker A:
Now, I don't think that's what the Holy Trinity means.
Speaker A:
And I don't really think that qualifies as public service either.
Speaker B:
Well, but it was public something.
Speaker A:
Okay, well, what is on your schedule today, Madam Mayor?
Speaker B:
Well, I needs to go, sugar, turn my tongue on a Hot Pocket and it hurts like heck every time I say the letter T. Oh, poor Bam.
