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Guilty Pleasures & Summer Wrap-Up: Dr. Pepper, Turkey Fails & Secret Slaps
Episode 69th September 2024 • Unquestionable the Podcast • No Question Entertainment
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In this episode, the No Question Boys recap their summer highlights, fall plans, and discuss some of their favorite vices. From deep-fried turkey disasters to Dr. Pepper obsessions, and hidden music gems, the conversation is full of laughs and surprises. Tune in as Chris, Kev, Big Bucci, and Boii B break down everything from fall pumpkin patch plans to the foods they can’t resist, all while reflecting on family traditions and childhood stories. Don’t miss out on our “Han Solo Slappers” segment, where the boys share their most unexpected solo jam sessions!

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Hey, yo, Aaron, you want to come cook that before you eat it, right? I'm like, yeah, you're right, I guess. And then at this point, like, I do remember your brother, like, gave me the little pitchfork and he put my meat. Welcome back, y'all, to Unquestionable, the podcast.

You got the No Question Boys here. Chris, my boy Kev. We got Big Bucci in the house.

And of course, yours truly, Boy B. How we doing this week, boys? How we doing? Doing good, man. Feeling it. Just chilling.

Feeling right. Feeling right, feeling better. It's fucking hump day today.

Good Wednesday. The week's almost over, baby. It is.

Yeah, you know. Let's talk on the weather. It's getting breezy now, huh? I'm digging it.

But it's supposed to go back up to triple digits on next week or something. Triples, huh? Just when we thought. Hot August nights, baby.

Hot August nights. Yeah. I'm pretty sure today was like in the 90s or something, but it was still like, it felt nice.

It was breezy. I was feeling good. It's been feeling good lately.

Yeah, so I'm hoping it doesn't get too hot. Yeah, I can't deal with the heat no more. I'm ready for sweaters.

Sweater weather. Sweater weather. I'm ready for the fall.

I'm ready for all the fall attire. I know. Me too, bro.

I'm ready for the fall attire. What about Halloween? Are you guys Halloween fans? Man, I am, but it's gotten wack lately, dude. I don't think I've ever really been that big of a fan of Halloween.

Not even as a children? Maybe when I was like a little kid. Dude, I was gassed. Like right now, I don't like dressing up.

Dude, I remember one time I was like a third grader, fourth grader maybe. I got in trouble and I got, you guys remember you get those little slips and then you had to go get your parent's signature because you did something bad. Got a little write up.

Got a little write up. On Halloween day, dude, and Halloween was like on a Friday. And I just like, you know.

Damn. Still got to go out, but I remember that when I got home that Sunday, I just got a whooping and a reminder. I used to sign my own write ups.

No. That's crazy. I didn't get too savvy.

I used to get in hella trouble though as well. Nah, yeah, I wasn't with it like that. But one time in Halloween, I got in hella trouble because I was with one of my friends and we rode our bikes to the other side of town.

And this was like pre-cell phone. Like I didn't have no phone or nothing. And you're not supposed to leave the court type of deal.

Yeah, my mom had like a whole search party. They found me on the other side of town. They were pissed, bro.

And it was just you they were looking for. Yeah, RIP my Halloween. The other friend just got to keep going about his night.

It's all right, bro. I'll catch you tomorrow. He's like, you better tell her what really happened here today.

I'm excited for like the fucking pumpkin patches and the fucking pumpkin patches. Pumpkin patches are sick. Pumpkin patches are sick.

I like to fuck with that. I've only been to that one out that way. You know, the one from Del Paso? The Lathrop one? Off the freeway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Del Paso. Del Oso.

Del Oso or something like that. I was going to say Del Oro, but it is Del Oso. Shout out to Del Oso and Lathrop.

We checked out that pumpkin patch. That place is pretty cool. Corn maze go crazy.

I only gone once, bro. They got the whole pumpkin like shooter things. They got, they got hella shit.

I didn't even check it out like that. What about haunted houses? You guys like haunted houses? I've never gone to a real one like that. I do.

They used to go crazy. I think it's like overhyped. They used to go crazy.

Like, you know, when we were kids, they used to like, they used to do it up out here. Bro. Yeah.

The ones that you would just see in the neighborhood, like those, I feel like, I mean, I was like a little kid, but they were scary. Yeah. You guys ever go to like the ones that you would pay for? Yeah.

I've been to those. Those I'm not rocking with like that. It's just more of like.

That's like the jumpscare. But it's like, they be trying too hard. Yeah.

I don't know. Like the whole chase you down thing. It's like, we're chaining in.

We're chaining in. We're chaining in. That shit happened to me once with the chase song.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just sitting there just looking at it.

Like. Yeah. Kill me then.

It's just a haunted house. It's not good for you. Are you sure? You are not him.

Are you showcasing your pumpkin patch outfit right now? Yes, dude. He's ready. It is Halloween.

Tripped out with the all orange. Not the giants. I'll tell you what.

Sacramento A's baby. Sacramento A's. That's true.

Sacramento A's. Come on now. But lowkey, we all got to go.

I feel like we should probably go. Just, you know. I'm going to be there.

I'm going to be there bro. For sure. It's going to be sold out though.

We're going to have to like. Tickets are going to go up for sure. For sure.

Because all the fucking T's are going to be coming to Sacramento. And because you got to think about it. I think it's not Rayleigh Field no more.

I think it's Sutter Health Park. Sutter Health Park. But it's a lot smaller than the Coliseum.

I know the Coliseum never gets filled up. But you got to think like. Like half the size or something.

If they were to stay in Sacramento. They'd have to renovate it to like 30,000 people. Like I think.

I'm in for it. They can see it. They just had the last Battle of the Bay game too.

Yeah. Oh did they? The last one in Oakland. The last one man.

That's what I'm saying. So I don't. I seen the fans were upset about it.

Yeah. Yeah. Right to the Coliseum bro.

Yeah. That's a sad day bro. Because they lost the Warriors.

Yeah. Oakland just. They fumbled it bro.

They fumbled it. Everything. Oakland's going to shit.

I'm sorry if anybody lives there but. All because. All because they didn't want to make that new Coliseum or whatever.

But. They should have bro. Are they going to knock down the old one right here? Rivercats? Or are they.

What are they doing with that? No they're just playing in it. Yeah. Oh so they're not going to do that.

That's why I was trying to say that. The tickets are going to be hella expensive. Because they're playing in like a. It's going to be very scarce.

A minor league field. So. Yeah.

If they're. If they're bringing all their fans in from the Bay Area. To Sacramento.

Yeah. Like they're for sure going to sell out pretty quick. The real ones too.

Yeah. But it'll be fun. Like we'll get.

We got to get tickets and just check it out. Because. We got to do it man.

We got to do it. And. And low key Rayleigh Field is better than.

Unpopular. Unpopular opinion. But Rayleigh Field is better than the Coliseum in my opinion.

I'm talking about the Coliseum bro. I haven't been to Rayleigh Field. No it's.

It's. Last time I went to the Coliseum was for. I mean the Coliseum is old but don't disrespect it.

Don't disrespect it. That's what made me. That's what made me a fucking Raider fan.

Baby is the Coliseum. You could say the same thing about Candlestick Park for the Giants. But.

Candlestick was lit. They still upgraded. Candlestick was lit.

AT&T was lit. AT&T was lit. That's what I'm saying.

They still upgraded. Sometimes you got to upgrade bro. The Niners Field too is nice too.

The Santa Clara Field. That shit is weak. I haven't been.

Never been. It's not. Food isn't all that great.

I'll give them that. Tailgates are cool. But that shit is weak.

But the stadium is nice. No. I haven't.

I haven't even been to be honest. Speaking of which though. That's fucking Raiders versus the Niners in Vegas this weekend.

Is it? That's crazy. I'm mad. I'm mad.

I can't go. Yeah. Football's about to start up.

Yeah. It's here already. That's crazy.

I haven't even picked my fantasy team yet. Niners just played last weekend too. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. Preseason's on.

We haven't even picked our fantasy teams yet. We need to get on that. You guys doing one this year? I'm going auto draft.

I'm not doing fantasy. I ain't got time for that. You didn't do it last year either, huh? No.

He's just going to bet his whole check away. No. No sports betting this year.

Nah. I just want to smack one off some free play the other day. When NBA comes back around, I might not hold my promise.

Nah. Football season, I'm going crazy with the bets. Let's do it.

Hopefully it works out. Can't mean it. Yeah.

Nah. But with it being fall, that means sadly summer's coming to an end. Yeah.

How are you guys feeling? Ain't nothing like that summer. Let's get a little summer recap. Yeah.

A little summer recap. Summer recappers. What are you guys thinking? Honestly, was it a bust? Was it? Was it? I think I had fun.

I had a good time. Yeah. I had a good time.

Did you make the most out of your summer? Did I make the most of it? Yeah. Yeah. I would say I would.

Yeah. I did. I did.

I did. Yeah. Got out there.

Did your thing. Got out there. Did my thing.

Got humbled. You know. Got some business inquiries accomplished.

There you go. That's good. Yeah, dude.

So I feel like I did good. I did a lot of swimming. Did a lot of tanning.

I like to do that. Make sure I like to do that every summer. You know? Because if I don't touch a pool or a lake, I just know I did something wrong this summer.

You know what I mean? There you go. I haven't hopped on like an official boat on the lake yet. I haven't gone to the lake yet.

I'm a real lake guy though. I like the lake. Yeah.

I haven't gone to the lake yet. My lake baby. I prefer the beach over the lake.

The beach is cool though too, but I'm more of like a shoulders deep kind of. I'm about to say I like to jump in. I don't like to just look at it.

I don't like to go too far. I feel like I didn't get to do as much as I wanted to this summer just because of work and me getting back into school and shit. He was grinding though.

He was grinding. I'm making that money, baby. That's all that matters.

That's usually what you do in summer sometimes. But shit, I'm about to go to Hawaii though towards the end of summer or in a couple weeks. That'll be fun.

Hawaii. You know, my sister's getting married. Shout out to my sister.

Congrats. Congrats. What are your plans outside of the wedding? Is it total family weekend type shit? It's going to be like family and it's going to be like a small destination right now in Hawaii.

Like 25 people max. My grandparents, they're time shareholders for every fucking Disneyland resort that there is. Not every Disneyland resort.

So it's at the Disney hotel out there? Yeah. Disneyland Ilani. That's like, you know, a lot of people want to go there and shit, but it'll be my first time there.

It's going to be pretty cool. Never been. Never been.

So it's going to enjoy the little lazy river that they got built in over there. And they have a golf course. I didn't know they have a golf course like literally right next to it.

It's an Ilani golf course. And they have like a water park there too or what? Yeah. They have everything, bro.

They have a whole entire. That is sick. Do they got characters walking around? I think they have.

I think they have like a Disney breakfast. Should I bring my little booklet? They have like the breakfast with the characters like they do at, you know, regular Disneyland and shit. That's crazy.

You know, just getting a little like, you know, Hawaii spin off of it. So I'm excited. I'm excited.

It's pretty cool. Moana is going to be there. That is sick.

Let me go take a couple pictures of Moana. What's his name? The boy. What's his name? The Rock.

Yeah. What's his name? I don't even know. Maui.

Maui. That's the name exactly. Yeah.

Good shit. Good shit. Shout out to Wayne.

That's cool though. That's going to be my end of summer type of thing. What are you trying to do while you're in Hawaii? What's tripping? Get activated.

I'm just going to try to just get as many drinks as I can. First of all, watch my sister get married. Not get too belligerent then.

How long are you out there for? Seven days. Seven days. Yeah.

That's cool. Damn, that's a minute. That's a fucking minute.

That's a good time. That's crazy. All paid for and shit.

Shout out to my grandma. Is it inclusive at the resort and all that? No. It's just the stay.

They have like, for like timeshare, you build up like a bunch of points and I guess you get to like rack up a bunch of points for a whole year and my grandma's choosing to rack it all out on the Ohlone Resort. Yeah. There you go.

That's sick though. That's going to be lit. That's sick.

I wish I could bring my NQ boys with me, but you know, gotta, gotta some tend to some family stuff. Hawaii would be cool. I haven't been in a while.

I haven't been since I was a kid, I guess. Yeah. That's going to be like the only thing that I'm going to do this summer cause I just been working.

That's cool though. Seven days. That should be worth it.

There you go. What's the flight looking like? That's what, five hours? Yeah, it's like a five hour flight. Yeah.

At least it's straight there though. Five there and you're just done. Not that bad.

That plane is fucking huge too. Yeah. They got wifi now too.

So I was just on the Netflix on my flight. Yeah. I was depending on what flight you get.

Maybe they got the Hawaii one come with food too. You can get a little snack. Is that the one you're going on for Hawaii? Hawaiian.

I'm going to be on Hawaiian. You got to go Hawaiian. There you go.

They give you food on that one? Yeah. They give you a free meal. I think the food's trash though.

Yeah. All airplane food is trash. They just microwave it.

As long as I got Dr. Pepper, baby, I'm set. Nah, I need the Sprite. What about you, my boy Chrissy? I need that melon Sprite.

My summer was cool, man. I did some traveling. I went to Mexico.

I went to Vegas. Mexico. Yeah, you did.

I'm going to Miami in a few weeks. Miami, State. I'm in Miami.

When you got to Miami? In September. Mid-September. Mid-September.

God damn, boy. So I'm doing that. And then cap off the summer a little nice, and then that'll be it.

But yeah, it was just a lot of work. It took off some time to do those trips, but I tried to strategically place them to the point where I was only taking a day or two off. Yeah.

With my days off already. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. There you go.

There you go. Yeah. It was a smooth one.

I feel accomplished, too. We got this up and running. I know it didn't start this summer, but it's getting actually started this summer.

So I'll say that's another big accomplishment. But other than that, I'm just looking forward to going into the fall and being able to wear some pants and sweaters again. Yeah.

I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this weather. Each summer that you, as you get older, the summer just starts to just drag.

Not for real. Not as much stuff as you were able to do as a kid, you know? So yeah. It's nothing to say, you know? Well, as a kid, it's like low-key a long vacation.

So you're looking at it as like, oh, it's sunny. It's fun. I can go do stuff.

But as an adult, it's like, bro, I just got off work. Does it have to be 108 degrees right now? I'm like, you know what I'm saying? It's so crazy. Torture.

Yeah. No, it's horrible. But it's getting there.

What about you, Bucci? How was your summer? No complaints, man. No complaints. I took it by the fucking reins.

Tell you what, a lot of hard work, bro. Fucking between my job and my family. Yeah, between music, my fucking doing my own music videos, fucking cameoing, and anyone out there who invited me in a video, fucking shout out to y'all.

And then the podcast too, bro, just steady working. Still had some fucking time to do some crazy shit. I did hit the lake, hit the river a few times, you know what I'm saying? I like being on the boat.

I know. You're privileged, bro. You get to get to go on the boat like that.

Shout out, shout out Pops for the boat, man. That's just fun. Boat's always a good time.

No complaints, bro. I didn't really go on no trips, but I'm going camping for Labor Day weekend, so that should be lit with my family. Oh, that's coming up then, huh? What's that? September? Yeah, that'll be crazy.

That's the week I'm going. Labor Day weekend. Oh, yeah? Hawaii, you're going? Oh, okay.

You leaving Miami too, or what? No, I'm going like, I think like two weeks later, something like that. You also licked the casino for a couple bands, huh? Yeah, I'm up on the casino like fucking a good little penny. Crazy.

Hey, only rightfully so. They fucking ransacked my fucking bank account a few times. I'm not going back to the casino after our last time.

Me and Mario were up so fat on Baccarat, bro. So fat. Oh, yeah? And we just, you know how we get, bro.

We get a little tipsy. Hey, scared money don't make money, bro. Scared money don't make money, so we just been fat the whole time, bro.

Up at least thousands, bro. Lost it all in what? Two hands? Three hands? Four hands? I don't know. I was hurting that night, bro.

I was on a heater on Baccarat, bro. I think I lost like one hand. And I was like, fuck this shit.

I put in like my whole stack of chips. I know, you were up like a thousand or something like that. Yeah, and I put that all in all my bets.

I put that on myself, bro. See, I was only up, I think I was only up like 700 or something like that. And I still lost it all, bro.

Even still, I'm still up on Sky River. I'm very conservative. I know that I'm up.

I'm going to stay up. Sometimes, sometimes. I wish I did it.

Yeah, I wish I did it. But honestly, if I would have hit that bet, you wouldn't have been saying that. I would have walked out with a cup of tea.

You would have been like, bro, you're a god. I was the one who found out that the Sky River had Baccarat there, because we couldn't find it, remember? We were just like, no, they don't have Baccarat. They don't have Baccarat.

And I'm like, dude, I'm pretty sure they do. And then it's like in the little quiet corner. They got two tables for it.

But it's lit. You can hit all Baccarat toughly, though. I barely started playing.

That was my first time ever playing. Yeah, same. Beginner's luck is real.

Dealer or banker. It was cool. But yeah, going from that, what was a highlight, I guess, of your summer? What was the favorite point of your summer? Honestly, I think one of my highlights of the summer was going to the Party Next Door concert with my girl.

It was actually pretty cool. Being able to listen to two hours of Party Next Door was actually pretty fun. I'm not going to lie.

And then he had all the dancers and shit. It was pretty cool. I thought it was pretty intimate, too, because the San Francisco venue that we were at, it's not the biggest.

But I forgot exactly what. Was it the Warfield? No. The Civic Center? Civic Center.

No, it wasn't that one. The Bill Center? Yeah, the Regency. The Bill Graham.

Yeah, the Regency. That was pretty cool. Like I said, I felt like it was more intimate.

But I don't know. I've been seeing mixed reviews about the Party Next Door concert on TikTok saying, oh, he didn't show up. Because when you're on tour, bro, you're going out from one city to the next, like the next, the next, the next.

And the dude's tired. And I'm not going to lie. Party Next Door ain't the same no more.

The dude got a little thicker. I was about to say, you got some weight on you. Yeah, you do get a little weight.

But I thought that was probably my highlight, even though I didn't really get to do as much as I wanted to. But the Party Next Door concert was lit. Just hearing all the old school songs, like from PND1, 2. And he performed a lot of OG songs, too.

So it was just a cool experience in itself. I liked it. That's probably my highlight.

That's dope, that's dope. That's what's up. What about you guys? Yeah.

Shit. Give it to him, give it to him. I don't really got one necessarily highlight.

Fourth of July. Fourth of July. You're funny.

Nah, not Fourth of July. You're funny. I don't know.

Yeah, everything was just pretty cool to me. I've had a good summer so far. That's dope.

Blessed. What about you, boy B? You got a highlight? You got a low light? My highlight, probably my trip to Mexico, regardless of everything that happened. But I had so much fun.

Bittersweet, huh? Yeah, dude. I wish I was still out there. That's what I'm saying.

I'm trying to catch flights. Ain't no more catching feelings, baby. Trying to catch a flight.

I'm trying to be out there and just traveling, baby. That's what I'm trying to do. Nah, yeah.

I realized it when I was out there. I'm like, oh, man. This is the year.

This is how it's supposed to be. Yeah, this is the year. The money and the time allows.

The man for this shit. The man downstairs waiting for you, you know. I was meant for this shit.

Yeah, dude. Just my bags, though. You had a butler? My butler chives just waiting for my bags.

We out, kid. Yeah. But yeah, Mexico was fun.

Just the vacation I got to enjoy was fun. Yeah. Dude, I want I want some tacos from Mexico right now.

Tacos from Mexico. Tacos from Mexico are different. They be putting that fresh guacamole on their tacos.

Fresh guac and avocados from Mexico. Why is the hot sauce out there different, too? They had some habanero hot sauce, bro. Most fire hot sauce ever.

I went to the store trying to find it and I found like the same brand, but it was like different. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's what's up. They be making that shit homemade, bro.

They ain't no good recipe. No, I'm talking about that. No, I'm talking about the literal hot sauce.

Oh, they had it like at a restaurant or something? It was at the bottom. He's saying it was in the bottom. Like at the house.

Oh, at your Airbnb? Yeah. Oh, OK. Oh, OK.

Like it was just stocked up on it. That was fire, bro. How do you guys like your tacos? With the whole nine or? Everything on it.

What are you putting on it? What are you putting on it? I just like. Mustard, onions, guac, hot sauce. What about you, Chris? All right.

Put me on blast, dog. Why? What do you mean? I don't want no onions on my taco. Chris eats like a fucking kid.

I'll get my tacos with salsa. I don't mind the cilantro, but yeah, I don't want onions. That's it? Chris will eat a quesadilla.

Yeah, I just like mine tortilla, meat, cilantro, onions, salsa, and guac, that the most. No, I'll fuck with guac or sauce on it. But yeah, onions.

But if not, I just want like sauce, cilantro, onions, meat, tortilla. Yeah. I don't really even like the whole cheese, sour cream, the whole.

Not a lot of people do. That's what I like. I like cheese.

That's what I like. I do like sour cream and guac. I like sour cream and cheese.

I would like maybe if I go on the side. The mulatas? The mulitas? Mulitas, yeah. Mulitas.

Mario goes to any taqueria and gets the super burrito or the super taco or whatever has all that on it. I'm actually not that big of a burrito fan. Well, isn't that the one with all the cheese and sour cream? Isn't like the super always the one with the cheese and sour cream? I'd just be like, give me a taco.

Give me everything on it. Give me some hot salsa with some cheese and sour cream, and you better have some fucking grilled jalapenos for me. Oh, I do like when they got the grilled onions.

That's the best. You can't forget about that shit. I could forget about it.

Damn. We need to go. Let's go.

The chickens are so good, Chris. Let's take a trip to Tijuana real quick and then go get some tacos in the back. Let's go to TJ.

Damn. I heard San Diego LA's got some good taco stands. I think LA's got some good shit.

LA's got some good tacos. Leo's Tacos. Leo's Tacos is fire.

Arizona too. I went around to Arizona. Arizona's got it going on too.

They know what they're doing. Arizona? Hell yeah. If we get hit on Arizona.

I've never been, so I can't speak on it. They got the real Mexicans out there. I don't speak on Arizona.

Just, yeah, K3. I gotta go. I gotta go.

They got the Jainitas and they got the Taquitos. We were supposed to plan out an Arizona trip too this year. Oh, yeah.

Siver wanted to go. He did. I was down with it.

I don't know why Arizona. You guys weren't down. Weird, but.

I wanted to golf. No, it's just weird that you want to go to Arizona in the peak of summer. Oh, I know.

Just cook an egg. Golfing is cheap and then we can also get- You want to cook an egg on the ground? Yeah. Golfing is cheap, but we could also get, like, the Airbnbs aren't that pricey.

They all got pools. Like, it would be a good time. The pool's cooking though.

I'm about to say that shit's like a good 80 degrees. I'd have to go buy some dry ice. Throw that bitch in there.

Arizona looks lit. My friend went this summer. He said he had a great time.

Yeah. I got family in Arizona. It's hot out there for sure.

I've never been in the winter, but- We got a big nightlife out there, so I'd be down. Yeah, I've never gone as an adult either, so yeah. Yeah, I've only been as a kid.

I've never, well, I've been to Lake Havasu, but I haven't been to like- Scottsdale or Phoenix or nothing like that. I've been to Phoenix. I've been to Phoenix, yeah.

Yeah, no, I've never done none of that. I've been to Tucson, Arizona. Damn.

Tucson. Isn't that the desert right there? Oh, yeah. Straight desert.

Rattlesnakes. Straight rattlesnakes. Diamondback.

Armadillos. Armadillers. I hear Texas, too, got some good Mexican food.

But it's a different- I haven't been to Texas in hella long. I've never been to Texas. I've been to the airport.

I've been to El Paso. It's like a different version of Mexican food. It's Tex-Mex.

So it's not like the same. They talk about that all the time. It's like the Mexican food we grew up on is way different than the Mexican food they grew up on.

I'll tell you what. Anywhere outside of those three states, I don't think Mexican food is all that good. I went to Idaho.

Nah. They got all the Caucasians. They don't know what MSG is.

They got all the Caucasians. They don't know what MSG is. That's crazy.

Yeah, my dad, he lives out in Montana. And they don't got it going on either? He said they have to go to Idaho if they want some decent Mexican food. Oh, shit.

So you know they hurting. They hurting. That's fucked up.

I'm going to go open a franchise. I couldn't imagine not being able to go down the street and go get some tacos or something. No taco trucks out there? No.

Not that I saw. Not that I saw. It's not like that out in other states.

You'd be surprised when you really go to other states. You'd be like, oh, snap. They got no Mexicans out there.

They got nothing. Well, it's just a different life. I've seen on the franchises like McDonald's, all them joints.

They holding it down for good food. Or the mom and pop spots. The Chili's is five star.

That's what they got. Or the mom and pop spots. They all got that little diner, that thing that they go to.

And that's if they know what they're doing too. Bob's Diner. Yeah, that's what I mean.

But yeah, you go to a lot of those. Grandma Gertie's. Places throughout the United States.

I don't know. I don't know where I'd be if I didn't have Mama's Tacos. Shout out Mama's Tacos.

She do it. Local taco lady. She do her big one.

She get down. Big tortilla, little tortilla. Whichever one, baby.

$7, $2.95. $7. That's crazy. Sorry.

Get your hustle on. Just not on me. She's fine.

She's fine. Her tacos are fine. What's up, Chris? She's like, how old is she? I'm not going to ask.

Old enough to know how to cook. I'll tell you what. She's old enough to be somebody's grandma.

Come on, stop. Don't disrespect Mama like that, bro. How's that disrespect? Keep your hands off my Mama.

Keep your hands off my Doritos. But moving on from our just summers. Boots, you got our first segment of the day? What is it? Yeah, so our first segment of the day is called Family Ties.

And pretty much this segment is I want all you guys to tell me like a weird, strange, funny, crazy, anything, family tradition or something you guys, you and your family do. It could be whether it's about the holidays. It could be something as small as like, I don't know, praying at the dinner table.

Is that weird? Is that weird? Not really, but that's what I'm saying. It could be anything. Anything you think, anything you want to bring up, tell me about it.

Tell me why you guys do it. Can we go around in a circle more than once? Yeah, yeah, yeah. As many times as you want.

How many weird shit you got? Let's go. You want to start? You got a lot in those here. My first one, it's kind of weird actually because I always get it that it's weird, but growing up, like every year of my life, of my school career even, I was out of school for a majority of the time due to like family vacations.

Like growing up, like even to this day, right? I tell you guys, my parents are like... Yeah, they're always on vacation. That's how it was for like as a kid, bro. Growing up as a kid, I was always gone on like certain occasions, but for like periods of the time, bro, and I would come back and then they'd be like, you're going on another trip? It's like, dude, I don't know what's going on anymore either.

Aaron's like, I live in the Keystones. Yeah. No, not even.

This dude was balling from the day he was born. But like for real, we went on so many vacations and it got like boring after a while. I'm just like, dude, again? You're spoiled.

That's crazy. No, it was bad. I mean, to say the least, yeah, it was like, it was bad because I got very ungrateful.

I was like, I just want to stay home. I don't want to go home. I would miss like baseball.

I would miss like baseball season. I'd miss football season because going on trips, bro. No way.

Yeah, and I'd get upset about it. That's crazy. That's a good problem to have.

That's a good problem to have. I didn't go nowhere when I was a kid. I remember every single vacation I went on because I was like, they were like, oh my God, I'm going on a vacation.

Like I was doing something sick. Like, you know what I'm saying? It was a big thing to me. I remember road trips and shit were big to me.

Oh, I think it just got boring for me. I was like, dude, come on. Can't we just stay home one time? I'm like, what? That's crazy.

Damn, I wish I was able to have that. Kev, you went to Disneyland every year. I mean, shit.

I mean, I guess that's, I guess that was my bad. It was the same thing. It was the same thing.

He would miss like a week of school and be in Disneyland every year. I don't know how many times I've been out to Disneyland yet. Too many.

My fucking family loves Disneyland. Kev's like the pin collectors. I don't know if you guys have seen this.

Hell of pins out there. I don't know what the hell the pins trade in. You got like hella merch too.

My Buzz Lightyear sweater still. I've only been to Disneyland a select few times. Every time I've gone is with my family and I always tell my mom, am I going to get a hoodie this year? Oh yeah, if you pick it out.

I never get a hoodie. Damn it. They're like, just go get a lollipop.

Kev was rocking the fuck out of that Buzz Lightyear hoodie. Ain't nobody got a goddamn Buzz Lightyear fucking sweater. With his popcornopolis right next to it.

I love Disneyland, bro. I've only been like three times. Once when I was a little ass kid, but I get down out there.

I've gone as an adult. It was fun when I went last time as an adult. Bring a little wax pen.

Couple of edibles, bro. I didn't do all that. I wish I would have, but I didn't.

Tell you what. Go to California Adventures and get some good drinks. The little mango carts that they got.

They only have alcohol at California Adventures. Only in California Adventures they serve alcohol over there. Honestly, I loved Disneyland as a kid, but as a teenager.

I remember for our grad trip and everything. I wasn't fucking with it. I went back as an adult recently and I was fucking with it.

I like it a lot more now than I did as a teenager. I wasn't fucking with it. I was like, nah.

It's expensive, but if you guys can, you have to stay in the Disneyland Grand Hotel. Because it's interconnected to all entrances of the park and stuff. You guys can literally just walk out of the hotel.

Walk through the fucking back gate and then boom. It's California Adventures. Damn, dude.

That's the perks. I don't remember that. That's like some secret agent shit right there.

Yeah, not all of us are. We don't all got a time. Shout out my grandma.

Go this way or that way one time, bro. Let us know. I'm glad.

I'll be happy to go. I want to stay at the hotel on Halloween time too, especially. I'm going to tell my grandma to transfer that shit into my name.

Oh, yeah. Leave it for me in the will if you do anything. All you have to do is pay a set amount each year because it pays for the room cleaning fees.

It's like a membership deal? How much is it? I think it's like $2,000. No, don't quote me on this. I think it's like certain.

You have to pay it per month. That's how it works. It's not $2,000 a month.

Not $2,000 a month. It's like a couple hundred a month. That's a whole mortgage, bro.

A couple hundred a month. I don't know. I got to figure out how much it is.

And it's a suite? Yeah, so you can pick three-bedroom suites or two-bedroom suites. We usually get the three-bedroom one. I'll be selling my shit.

Yeah, dude. Does she do that? You physically have to be there. I'll go there and I'll leave after I sell them the room.

Yeah, I'll tell them. I don't know who the fuck that is. Hey, granny, you stay at the Marriott down the road, all right? I'll see you next time.

You can fly tomorrow. Get on out of here now. I'll catch you.

That's my family. I go every year. You go to Disney every year? I haven't been.

That's not your weird tradition. That's weird, bro. That's his first round.

He'll get us on the next round. Go, Chris. What's your weird one? So as a kid, my grandparents used to do this thing where they had this table topper.

It was like a board, like a waxed table, basically, to put on top of a table. And they used to clean it and have it waxed and everything. And they used to cook a shitload of spaghetti.

And they would just dump it on the table. So us kids would just be able to like... So you're like those white families that they pour the nachos on the counter? Right, yeah. So when I see that shit, I'd be like, my grandma damn near did that with spaghetti a couple of times.

Just a huge-ass bowl of spaghetti, just throw it on there. Yeah, they just put it on there. And all you kids were just slurping it off? Did you, like, section it off? Yeah, but it's like you were eating on the table.

You didn't have, like, no... No plate or nothing? Was anyone picking off their portion? That is kind of weird. But like I said, it was hella clean and everything. But as a kid, like, I just, like, I thought it was sick.

But as an adult, looking back, I'm like... Now you think it's sick. Not to talk smack, but one story that I will tell is when Chris invited me over to his grandma's house. And they had the whole fondue set up and shit like that.

That was gonna be my next one. That was like the first time I've ever had, like, never heard of fondue. But I was like, what am I getting myself into? They do it up with these little events, right? That's like my grandma.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows, like, my grandma's like an event type person. I got a story too about Chris.

So she's, like, always trying to do stuff like that. So basically... But can you explain fondue? What is that? That's what I was getting to. Basically fondue, they used to do whole fondue, like, meals.

So, like, the first entree... I mean, the first, like, you know, course was, like, the cheese with the, you know, bread. Whatever you wanted to eat the cheese with. And then the main course was, like, fondue, which was chicken and steak, you know.

And then for dinner, I mean, for dessert, it was chocolate and caramel or whatever. With cheese? No. That was the first one.

You only get cheese one time. Like, have you ever been to... I don't know what it is, bro. Cheese for the appetizer.

Have you ever been to... I thought it was all cheese. That was the whole point. No, well, because that's, like, the most popular.

Fondue is a way of cooking. So, like, have you ever been to the melting pot? So fondue is putting the chicken in the oil and cooking it, right? Yeah. Okay.

Is that your story then? Yeah. So one time, too, we were at Chris's and his grandma was down and fucking... I didn't know you were supposed to put the meat in the oil and get jiggy with it. I didn't know what this meat was either.

I'm like, what the... Okay. I just put it on my plate and I walk off to the table. Before I could sit down, though, I think it was his brother or somebody was like, hey, yo, Aaron, you want to come cook that before you eat it, right? I'm like, yeah, you're right, I guess.

I didn't know what it was. I didn't know what they were doing either. So then I think... And then at this point, like, I do remember your brother, like, gave me the little pitchfork and he put my meat... Pause, pause.

He put my meat on the table, bro. He got the little slice of meat with the pitchfork and he put it in there. And he's like, yeah, you just pick kind of eyeball it when you want to cook it.

I was like, oh, man, I was about to eat this shit raw. That's crazy. So as a kid, that was like, that was another weird tradition we had was like, we love to do fondue.

So my grandma would do it all the time. And it was like, you would cook it yourself. So if you liked your meat well done, you could get it well done.

If you liked your meat medium rare, you could make it medium rare. Yeah, you just eyeball it and it kicks in the oil and the whole nine. But it's like a whole three course thing where like, yeah, the cheese fondue is the first appetizer course.

The main meal is the chicken and steak and bread and everything. And the dessert is chocolate and caramel. So that's another one.

That's like the only time I've ever done that. Well, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not sure.

Is the melting pot still in Sacramento? Is it still open? Yeah, me and Jake. You have to take Gucci to the melting pot. That's the same style as what you're saying.

It's similar, yeah, but they have like different ways. They also have like broth. You could cook it in broth.

They have the oil. They have different options. What is the oil? Is it something crazy special? It's like you're deep frying it type of thing.

It's almost like a deep fry. Like peanut oil, canola oil, regular oil, olive oil. Whatever they use.

Vegetable oil. Peanut oil. Whatever is the choice.

Shrimp gumbo. What about me? What's yours? Let's hear your crazy Gucci appetizer. Man, I got some things that we've been doing with my family, but I don't know how weird they are.

Don't got to be weird. It's got to be something that's like... Like as a little kid, my whole life, like around my grandpa, me and all my cousins and shit, we were never allowed to say yeah. If we say yeah, like my grandpa would be like, como que yeah? And he'd like get all salty and shit.

Be like, almost like you said a cuss word or some shit. Kind of like scold you, but he'd make you say yes. Oh, okay.

You'd be like yes, yeah. You want a drink? Yes. And yeah, it was like, you want what? He'd be like, what? Yeah, like what? What you talking about? And I guess it's because my grandpa was from Texas, so I don't know the backstory like 100%, but he was just like saying that growing up, like they all used to be hella like prejudiced and think that like everyone was like hella like, what's the word? Fucking not brought up right or whatever.

Ghetto? Yeah, ghetto. Like be talking hella slang and shit. Ghetto ass.

Always had to say yes. So that's one. Give me another.

Not too weird. Give me another. Not too crazy.

Another one, bro. We used to go to, as a kid, my grandpa again, he used to take us to IHOP once a month. IHOP every morning, but we always, he used to take us to the bank right before.

We used to have a bank day. So this place would make our parents give us like cash, deposit some cash into the bank. Give them some money.

And we had our own bank accounts as like little kids. He'd try to teach us how to like budget and shit. But I always used to just be looking forward to the IHOP.

But I always, I don't know whoever's been to IHOP, but they got like this kid's meal. It's a big ass pancake and it's got a face on it, but it's like hella sugar, like chocolate, whipped cream. Like powder? It's crazy.

Yeah, like whipped, maybe. I can't know. But it's like they draw a face on it with like whipped cream, chocolate chips and hella crazy shit.

Yeah, the sprinkles and everything. And I always wanted it. To this day, I think.

I always wanted it so fucking bad, bro. I don't know why. I mean, as an adult, that's like too much sugar.

But I think I used to want it because he used to say, nah, we can't get it. And then what? So then I used to, he'd be like, you get the super five, which is like three pancakes and like a sausage and eggs and shit. Oh, you didn't get to get like the crazy combos? Nah, I used to just get pancakes and shit like that.

That's about it. But hey, that's what's up though, because I had that bank account until I was about like, probably fresh 22, 21. That's good.

Cleared it out since then. I haven't been to IHOP in a minute, dude. IHOP was happening.

IHOP's the shit, dog. Respectfully. I remember when the Grinch came out back in the day, the Jim Carrey one.

What are you going to talk about? And IHOP had like an edition and it was all sprinkles and cool. Oh, okay, that's cool. I thought you were going to say, because they had some shit when Horton Here's a Who came out.

Maybe it was Horton Here's a Who, actually. Yeah, Horton Here's a Who. Yeah, I was about to say, because the Grinch, that was... That was too early, huh? That was way too early.

I mean, I don't know, you're like 35, but way too early for me. Maybe it was Horton Here's a Who. But they came out with Horton Here's a Who, the movie, and I don't even really remember what that movie's about, but they had like this Sprite edition, dog.

With the Jell-O in it. Yes, that's the one I was talking about. That was gross, but as a kid, I got it like at least three times.

It's like getting boba. It's like getting boba. Ah, it was gross.

It was Sprite. It was like little colorful jelly squares in it. I could never do all the sweet shit.

I could never do all the sweet shit, like all the like hella syrup, hella like strawberry. It was just Sprite and Jell-O. I'll be able to do it once in a while, like, oh, just like, you know, strawberry little pancakes with some whipped cream or something like that.

You don't like like the pancake with like a blueberry jelly or like a strawberry jelly? Oh, that one's so lame and douchey. That shit's fire. Or like people, like my little brother, bro, that motherfucker, bro.

He would get like the chocolate chip pancake and just drench that shit in fucking syrup, bro. Whole plate full of syrup. I mean, I like it.

At that point, it's sweet enough, though. I enjoy good pancakes. Hey, shout out to my mama, though.

She'd be making pancakes with some white chocolate chips in them. Those bitches go crazy. But you don't even put no fucking syrup on it.

It's already hella sweet. I'd just be like eating like a piece of bread. A little slice of butter, maybe.

A little butter. Aunt Jemima. Oh, yeah.

And it's not even Aunt Jemima no more. What's her name now? It's like fucking Ms. Butterworth. Something else, bro.

That shit was two raises. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's a staple name in black households, bro. Aunt Jemima. Pass the Aunt Jemima.

Pass the Aunt Jemima. If I had to do it. Log cabin.

Log cabin syrup. That's my favorite. Oh, yeah.

That's what I got right here. The pantry right now, baby. I'll pull it out.

I'll pull it out. But what about you, boy B? You got another one? Another crazy one? Let me see. Let me see.

Oh, man. I mean, crazy tradition, dude. You said you could go for days.

I could go for days, dude. I'm trying to think, though, now. Go for days, dog.

Go for days. I guess just, I guess just always, for every holiday, we always met at someone's family's house, you know? Just always. Got together.

Got around the table. Grandma said the prayer. And every year, we saw the same people.

Every year. How you doing? How you been? That's normal. That's pretty normal.

That's pretty normal. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

That's normal as fuck, bro. I got one. I got one since Fall's coming up.

And I didn't know this was weird, but, like, I always deep fry my turkey for Thanksgiving. Oh, I've never done that. I didn't know it was weird, but then when I'd be telling people, they're like, dude, man, what are you talking about? But then, so, me personally.

It's hella frowned upon by the fire department. Well, dude, it's fucking dangerous. I've almost, like, blew shit up, like, a few fucking times.

Those videos are pretty funny. I've been doing it for hella long. People are serious, too.

Like, back up. Get back inside. Well, bro, because, okay, so one of the first times I did it, I think we were at my sister's house, and it was maybe, like, one of my few times doing it.

I used to do it with my grandpa all the time. So, like, he used to, like, take all the precautions and shit and do it, right? I mean, I was like, I'm fucked. I know how to do it.

I'm over here, like, smoking and drinking and shit. And I'm like, yeah, come on. But so the thing is, like, yeah, you got to get that bitch, like, 300 degrees, the oil, and the turkey itself.

But, like, you got to prep it, because if it's got hella water in it, the second you dump that bitch in, the fucking oil is just going to shoot the fuck up, and there's a flame underneath it. So that's how motherfuckers be blowing up and shit. That's too late.

Yeah, one of the first times I dropped that bitch hella wet in there, and then I dropped it in, and this shit just shot up and started spilling everywhere. So I fucking tweaked out, and I went, turned the fucking tank off, turned the fire off, and I just got a water hose, started spraying the shit out of it. I'm like, oh, fuck.

Ruined the turkey or ruined Thanksgiving? It was in the thing. Like, the thing was, the lid was on it, but, like, it started overflowing because it was just bubbling. Like, you see those videos of, like, people throwing ice in the deep fryers at, like, McDonald's or something, and it just flows up.

The chemical reaction or whatever. Yeah, it just, it makes it go hella crazy. So I almost fucking caught a fire right there, too.

So now every year when I do it, like, I'm like, bro, make sure this turkey's sitting out, like, on the table, like, getting dry for, like, a good fucking, like, 10 hours at least. Yeah. Like, long enough so that it don't go bad, but, yeah, so that the moisture's all out of it.

That shit's gonna snap, crackle, and pop at your ass. Hella hard. But, yeah.

But if you ain't had deep fried turkey, bro, go try some. I hate baked turkey. I'm sorry.

It's dry. It's bland. I don't care how much you season it.

It's not the move. Unpopular opinion. Unpopular opinion.

You like it baked or what? But you- Or broiled, I mean, or what? You try some of, you try some of fucking Bucci's deep fried turkey, dawg. I'll have to check it out. It's pretty good.

I've never had it. Smoked the turkey? That'd be cool. I think smoked a piece.

I don't think I smoked a turkey. I've had Bucci's deep fried turkey. That was actually the second time I tried it.

I've tried it one other time. It was good both times or whatever. I've tried smoked turkey before.

It was at, like, my last job. You don't even like turkey. Smoked turkey.

It was cool. I know I'm not a big turkey guy, but- Don't talk on me. Don't speak on my name.

Speak on what you like. I don't like turkey. Speak on my head talk.

I don't really like dry turkey, but if it's- Not even like in your sandwich? If it's dry, it's cool. Like some turkey sandwich? No, definitely not in a sandwich. Weird.

That's crazy. I prefer chicken, bro. Sorry.

Okay. In a sandwich? Like just a regular sandwich, like bologna sandwich that you eat as a kid? Like you just go swimming and they make you a sandwich? Keep trying to set me up. I don't eat sandwiches like that.

Oh, my God. You know that. Okay.

What kind of sandwiches did you eat? Mayonnaise sandwiches. Peanut butter and jelly. What about from Subway? That's wild, dog.

I get the Italian- What's your order from Subway? Italian BMT. I don't go to Subway. You used to.

What's your order from Subway? Oh, my God. I don't go to Subway anymore. What choice of meat are you getting at the moment? What's your order? Okay, when I was a kid, I used to just- You're going to get the daily.

I used to get like a- It was like a- I would get like a grilled cheese and add bacon. Dude, no. They don't have that at the deli.

Just bread, cheese, bacon. He's like, get it from Subway, bro. Hey, so- Hey, they do not have grilled cheese at Subway.

No, they don't. No, they don't. Listen, listen, listen.

So for football, right? When we used to play football, it's like everyone always used to bring like a sandwich or a food to eat on your way over to the fucking bus where you ride like an hour to 45 minutes to go to the game before you warm up. So people would come with like Subway sandwiches. People would come with like a burger.

Like weird shit, right? Eat that burger. Chris's meal every week, he'd go to Subway, get the Italian herb and cheese, and he'd be like, just put cheese and bacon on my sandwich. Oh my God.

And toast the shit out of it. And toast the shit out of it. So that's why he's saying grilled cheese because he just- That is crazy.

I've never heard of that. That is- He's like, give me a BLT. No L, no T. They have that.

They have that item out in the Midwest. Like out in Wisconsin, that's like number three. You know what's crazy? One of my coworkers, they put me onto this spot and they make PB&Js with bacon in it.

I've heard of that. And it sounds disgusting. I think I've heard of that.

I ate it and it was weirdly- Oh, you've had it? Yeah. And I don't like bacon like that. But it was good.

It made sense. It was good. It made sense.

It was like a salty, sweet, savory kind of like sweet. Oh, okay. Okay.

I'd have to check it out. It was good. I'd eat it again.

I'll tell you that. Very good PB&Js. Gotta be good though.

Oh, PB&Js are my thing, dog. PB&J or a banana and like peanut butter sandwich. Low key, this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but I love peanut butter and honey.

Peanut butter and honey is fire, dog. I love peanut butter and honey. I don't think I've done that one.

Do a peanut butter and banana sandwich and drizzle some honey on it. Oh, that's a game changer right there. I've done peanut butter and banana syrup.

Yes, sir. Well, as a kid, my mom used to make me that all the time. Peanut butter and honey sandwich.

Fire, bro. Oh, what about waffles and peanut butter? Well, Lego my Eggo. Melt some butter on it.

Lego my Eggos are crazy good. Dude. I used to eat them like a PB&J too.

You ever put peanut butter on a Pop-Tart? Butter on a Pop-Tart? No. That's fire too. No, I've never done that.

That's a little... What's your go-to Pop-Tart? The crazy wild berry one. Oh, I don't know about that. What is it? Cinnamon? Brown sugar, guys.

Yeah, brown sugar. You guys, what happened? Somehow, some way... I hate the brown sugar ones. I think if you ask everybody, yeah, they like the brown sugar or the s'mores ones.

S'mores is the go-to. You microwave that bitch. I'm not a strawberry guy.

My brother loves strawberries. My dad would always cop the brown sugar and the strawberry, and I'd always eat the brown sugar. My brother would always eat the strawberry.

The s'mores is the black with the white frosting, right? Yeah, okay. That's all right. No, no, no.

S'mores is brown with the chocolate frosting. Oh, I got it. It's like a graham cracker color.

Which was the black one with the white frosting? You seen that one? It's the Oreo one. Is that the Oreo? Yeah, that's the Oreo one. And then they have the black one with the black frosting and then the white sprinkles, too.

And that one's like the double chocolate one. They have hella. They were kind of fire, though, back in the day.

S'mores is the go-to, regardless. I got one more, though. I got one more.

As a kid, my cousins used to take me to school, right? My Filipino cousins. And my uncle used to make this breakfast, bro. Thinking back on it, if I tell you the ingredients, it sounds kind of weird.

Is it like spam? No, that's kind of racist. Oh, no, no. You said Filipino.

They be chowing down like that. So they had just like a regular piece of bread, right? Like white bread. Probably white bread.

I can't remember. But you get a piece of bread. Put a little.

What do they do? They made some hot dogs, right? Some hot dogs. You slice them in half. You get the piece of bread.

They had like made a little scramble egg. Yeah. Omelet type thing.

Put cheese on it. And it's like you just put the hot dog, the egg with the cheese and the bread and you just eat it like that. Oh, that shit.

I think I've had that before. No lie. I think I've had that.

Crazy, but I don't know what it is. Cousins, if you guys are out there watching this, comment what it is called. It's a weenie and ham sandwich.

Hot dog for breakfast, dog. I would smack like six of those bitches before I went to school. A little weenie con huevo.

OK, and I got one more. One weird thing. I didn't know it was weird, but somebody recently told me it was weird.

They called you out on it? Yeah. My parents used to always make breakfast for dinner every once in a while. Oh, I've never.

I've had it a few times. It's not that weird. But one of one of the meals that my mom used to make all the time that I think is kind of weird, but I like it.

She used to make eggs and toast and it was basically just like cut up toast with like over easy eggs. And like it was kind of like just, you know, smashed together. So it sounds weird.

And everything with the toast. It was because I love over easy egg sandwiches. I don't like over easy eggs.

I do not like over easy eggs. I prefer it over scrambled eggs. I'm not the biggest egg guy.

It could be that or poached eggs, too. Any type of egg with yolk. I like the yolk in there.

Any type of egg with yolk. No. You never had like a sandwich? I think it was the little baby chicken in there.

That's what I think of when I think of that yolk. Dude, you're missing out. Splashing in my mouth.

Wow. I agree with you. One of my favorite breakfast meals, bro, is an egg sandwich.

You toast the bread. You put some cheese in there. And it just explodes in your mouth.

You put some like turkey or some ham up in that bitch, some bacon, some lettuce, some tomato for a lot of people. You just sauce it up, bro. That's not my favorite, but I will eat it.

I was thinking like egg salad sandwiches when people eat that shit. Oh, that's gross. I used to eat that as a little kid, but that's gross.

The egg saladers, dude. You fucking smell like a fart the whole day. I can't stand people that eat boiled or the hard-boiled.

Hard-boiled eggs are fire. What? With some salt on it, dog? Oh, you're the worst, bro. Salt and pepper, bro.

And then you just like bite into it halfway. Just like. No, no.

Hard-boiled eggs are. What does a dude swallow the whole fucking egg, dude? That's another weird thing I probably do. I don't like biting into the hard-boiled egg either, but I like hard-boiled eggs.

So I just like smash them up. No, I don't even like that. I like smash them up.

Just an egg sandwich without the bread. No, because I ain't putting no mayo or mustard or nothing in it. I'm just smashing it up.

Just like how it is. Add a little salt, a little pepper. Why not just like cut it in half and then eat it? I think Chris has that disorder that eating disorder.

Yeah, I'm like. I don't like textures. It's called aphrod where it's like they have like a texture eating disorder.

Yeah. Some textures I can't do. Certain like shapes and shit they will like refuse to eat and stuff.

You know what kind of food this is? The best kind. Go watch Superbad if you haven't watched Superbad. The funny thing is my back is actually looking at my car.

Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. It's a great movie. Shout out Jonah Hill.

Shout out Michael Cera. Shout out Anderson. Seth Rogen.

Seth Rogen. Bill Hadrian. Bill Hadrian.

That was a good old segment. Did anybody else have any last weird family ties? I don't know. Besides like... Gut.

I don't know. I think those are pretty good ones. Pretty good ones.

Yeah, yeah. Nothing too crazy but some good talking points for the show. Who we got next boys? Who we got on next? We got Guilty Pleasures.

The Guiltiest? Ooh. Guilty Pleasures. We're going to talk about some Guilty Pleasures.

Sounds sexual. Sexual seduction. What are you guys Guilty Pleasures? That was a banger.

That was a banger. I love that. The music video was jiggy too.

I remember being a kid waking up for school and that's on like VH1. That was a banger. Before I get on the bus just... Shout out Snoop D-O double G. Well speaking about Guilty Pleasures, what is a Guilty Pleasure that you have in mind sir? You talking like food? You talking like anything? You talking... Anything.

Give me one. What you got? Like how low you want to go? I want you to go like degenerate mode right now. What does that even mean? I think my Guiltiest Pleasure is just wanting to spend my whole check.

I don't know what it is about it dude, but I just want to spend it. I work hard for this. Yeah dude, that's my Guiltiest Pleasure.

Don't judge me. Don't judge me. Yeah, my Guilty Pleasure for sure is probably going and spending too much on food.

I never, never care whatever it is. I'll spend it on anything. Yeah, I'm just going to get what I want.

I'll spend too much sometimes and I'm like, damn, I shouldn't have done that. What are you trying to do today? Or whatever it may be. I'm trying to go get me a nice dinner.

Yeah, McDonald's got that two for $5. This guy's talking about freaking... Spend $200 on a lunch. Expensive John's down the road.

I don't know what it is, bro. If I'm craving something, I'm not really thinking about it like that. So that's my Guilty Pleasure.

It's a good old meal. A good meal. I think my Guilty Pleasure too when it comes down to good meals is getting the sides.

I love getting the sides. You know what I mean? The sides meaning what? The sides like the mac and cheese, the fries. That's what I mean though.

That's my Guilty Pleasure is I'm getting the steak, I'm going to get the mac and cheese, the mashed potatoes, and the asparagus. And I'm not going to finish any of it. And I probably won't take it home.

That's what I mean. I take the steak home, but I'm probably only taking maybe the mashed potatoes and mac and cheese. I won't take everything.

I can't take the steak. You got to eat the steak there. I get my shit medium rare.

I never take leftovers. I hate that. That's my Guilty Pleasure.

I'll go and like you said, I'll get a hell of shit. I'll fuck it all up, dog. And then I'll still get the ice cream down there when I don't need it.

And then I'll just be capped. Like when I go get sushi, bro, I know for damn well I could barely eat two rolls, but I'll get four rolls. Oh, hell.

Smash them. See, I'm not a sushi guy, dude. I can't.

I love sushi. I wasn't the biggest sushi fan until I started eating it. It was fine.

I love it, bro. I feel like I kind of just ignored the fact that I was eating a bunch of random ass fish. And then I just started eating it.

It don't taste like fish, bro. If you get a good roll and you can stick to that roll for a while, that's like, you know. That's crazy.

Shout out my sushi spots. Shout them out. Damn.

What about you, Kev? What's your guilty pleasure? The guiltiest? Honestly, I would probably say. Gucci by Guilty? I'd probably say the Sweet Tooth Demon be kicking my ass after a meal. I'm not going to lie.

Oh, shit. My boy loves sweets. You know, just after you eat a meal or something like that, you see a cookie in the counter.

Oh, shit. Hey, you're mine tonight. I love a chocolate chip cookie, dude.

Honestly, the Sweet Tooth Demon be beating my ass. It's not every day, but you know. Sweet Tooth Demon.

That's one thing I will say. But it's more for me. It's more of drinks like.

And it's not sodas. Everybody has a hard time cutting sodas out. I can cut sodas out easy.

Yeah, I'm not. It's the sports drinks, bro. Like I always.

Gatorades, Powerades. I can't like. Chris be going again to Arizona or a fucking Gatorade and he get like a bag of Cheez-Its.

Blue Powerade, yo. It's bad though. Chris got me hooked on Blue Powerade.

I'm not going to lie. It's bad though because it's like. Dog.

It's like that is a guilty pleasure in a sense. Like you are drinking hella calories. Like I could easily stick to water if it wasn't for just Powerade and Gatorade, bro.

I love it. I don't know why. I'm not.

I don't like Gatorade. I like Powerade though. Yeah.

Like Gatorade or Powerade, bro. Yeah. That depends.

I like the Gatorlites. The new Gatorlites. I haven't had them.

I think it just reminds me of childhood, to be honest. Like I always played the sport, so I was always drinking. Only the purple Gatorade.

I only like the one with the nipple. My dad always be having sweets in the house and it's like so annoying because there's always fucking some type of cookie or some type of cupcake or some shit, bro. That shit's annoying, bro.

Every time I'm in the kitchen, you're in the kitchen. I have a little brother and sister, so they're always like, give me this, give me this, give me this. No, my house is like that too, but I just don't really be eating much.

I'm just saying, occasionally the sweet tooth demon do beat in my ass. I'll fuck up some ice cream if it's in the freezer. I love ice cream, bro.

I could go for ice cream. The little mini, the cones, the drumsticks, all gone. Oh, you know what? The Klondike's gone.

I'm not too big on sweets, but the one sweet that is like, oh, that's my guilty pleasure is the, the, the cheap little sugar cookies. Like they're like fucking, uh, they got the frosting. They always come on like on, uh, Christmas, Fourth of July, all the holidays.

They're like, it's like the soft sugar cookie, but it's like, oh dude, I'll fuck up the whole box. I'll fuck up the whole box. I can only do one of them.

Nah, I could go down. Those do be hittin'. I could go down.

I mean, shit, we need to, we need to change off of food after this, but I love food. Another thing for me is fruit snacks, bro. I can't stop after I start eating fruit snacks.

Get the fuck out of here with your fucking fruit snacks. I love fruit snacks. I hate fruit snacks.

I wanna eat sevens. Wait, I'm talking about Gushers. Is that fruit snacks? Yeah, that's what I mean.

I love Gushers. Gushers, fruit snacks, like Nerds Blast. If I start eating, like, you know how one person will just get one little pack? Like, I'm gonna show you like two.

At least two, maybe three. You talking about the Welch's? Like the Welch's fruit snacks? Uh, yeah. Any of the Welch's? Gushers? Scooby Doo? Scooby Doo? Scooby Doo ones used to go tough.

Like that light blue one. Fruit by the foot? Yeah. Chris can fuck up some fruit by the foot.

Is that a fruit snack? Pause. What are you talking about? That's crazy. Pause.

Pause. I just thought of the fruit by the foot challenge. You know what I'm talking about? I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I've seen him do it.

That's how you know we some big backs, bro, because we were dead ass talking about food the whole time. That's what I'm saying. Do you guys got any guilty pleasures outside of food? Yeah, I'm a gulfaholic outside of food.

I'm a gulfaholic, dawg. We spend too much money on golf. Yeah, I'm an alcoholic.

Too much. I'm an alcoholic. Shopaholic.

The thing with golf too is like, it's hard to say no. Like for me, like it's hard to say no. This fool call me, come on, let's go golf after work.

I'm like, all right, fuck it. Even though I like, you got to pay damn near 60 bucks just to, you know, golf, get your balls, whatever you need or whatever. And it's like, damn, you're guaranteed to spend hell of money.

And I suck. I really do. I'm not good at the game, but it's fun.

I know me neither, but we're trying. We're getting the love. And that's what start, what it starts with is finding the love.

Tight love. Call me Bucci Woods out there. But what about you? Boy B, what about you, Kev? You got any other guilty pleasures? I mean, other than the food skis, like what do you mean, I mean, I be shopping crazy, bro.

I be spending money on some shit I don't even fucking need. Dude, Aaron's guilty pleasure is Dr. Pepper. Oh, is that a guilty pleasure? Dr. Pepper.

That's a normal life for that fool. The amount of Dr. Pepper I've seen is a guilty pleasure. Religiously.

You're worse than me with Powerade. Like, I made it sound like I love Powerade. This fool, if I love Powerade, you adore Dr. Pepper.

This fool's like the type to wake up and it's like 9 a.m. He don't got a shirt on. He's just getting out of bed. Cracking it down.

Opens the fridge and. Look, look, look. Fucking.

Yes. Down the hatch. I'm not going to lie.

I like him out of the bottle rather than the can, bro. The bottles. I don't know what it is about the bottles.

That's crazy. You just want plastic. Disgusting.

You want microplastic. Disgusting. I'm going to get Dr. Pepper tatted on me for sure.

DP. That's crazy. You do need the DP sponsored.

I will. Oh, yeah, I do. I do.

Get a tat of DP. Just DP. Where? Just the soda can right here? You want.

On the side of my head? Yeah. How many likes and follows and subscribers do we need for you to get that? That'll be the next segment. Comment if you guys want to see Aaron get the DP face tat.

Yeah. Oh. Dr. Pepper.

I get a little Dr. Pepper can right here. That'd be sick. Hey, all right.

If we get 500,000 likes. Dude, 500,000. That's crazy.

I'll fuck it around. I get a cool Dr. Pepper tat. I love Dr. Pepper.

I'll write a story. I'll write a story of how much I love him. You got to be loyal to something, bro.

Oh, Dr. Pepper. You know what I'm saying? If I'm going to be loyal to something, I'm going to be loyal. You guys pick the kings.

I pick Dr. Pepper. This is crazy. Yeah, dude.

I don't watch sports like that, but Dr. Pepper, I follow them on Instagram. I ain't going to lie. I love you.

My fucking mom. Soda brand on Instagram is kind of sick anytime I mean come on when you know, I'm not at the table Do you know what to order me if? Pippers for sure sneeze. Yeah, we had we had the other day I don't really have any Sweet the sweet to demon be fucking nothing else.

You don't do nothing else The pleasure of like a certain show maybe or like a certain I don't be watching Yeah, I can't watch this like a guilty pleasure that's a like I can't necessarily think of one. I don't really be doing much as we gonna work. I know kids guilty pleasure He's I'm kind of boring baby, I just Guilty pleasure was had a hold on him for like the past decade.

What is it good old fucking protein pro clip tea? Guilty pleasure, that's a guilty Another guilty pleasure Kev has is that if we're ever drinking a bottle or at a party or something Kev always wants to hold the bottle Missing the classification of guilty pleasure But moving on from that, let's move on to our last and final segment of the day Han Solo slappers Yes, sir break it down to him guys What's it about what it is? What's up? Yeah, but the Han Solo slappers Han Solo slappers Han Solo slappers is It's pretty much Let you tell me you're fucking undope your undercover snap Solo slappers. What are you slapping in the whip when nobody's around? What are you slapping on your way home when you dropping the homies off? Will you play? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, like I know you're playing the babyface right when everybody's in the car and then when you turn around you go home It's about 9 9 30 at night was what's going on in your playlist? That's a good question.

'd be listening to like early:

Like, you know, the little:

Yeah, whoever's a in bro. Go listen to some scissor dog. She's to change your life What else what else what else what else some Morgan Wallen been in lately? Never catch me listening to country Myself to listen to country listen to days go by by Keith Urban Crazy right there some Tennessee whiskey So you think I love Tennessee whiskey Don't let him lie to you he does no rascal flats friends That's all good that he does the other one too.

It's two rascal flat slugs. He does both. It's a Names of it.

I don't know You know the car's life's a highway A pop country song that's country. That's like he said, oh not long Along the broken road or whatever That's that one with the music video the boy dies, I don't know I'm not a I'm not a country fan. I'd say my dolo Probably more like neo-soul shit I'll fuck with I mean careful.

It kept put me on Rini I fuck with Rini It is there it's like a similar type of feel to like give me somebody else give me somebody else early Brent Fias type early It's like it's just like What do you mean who else who else is a comparison as lucky day Brent Fias, I don't know Neo what neo neo so it's just like it's just like R&B like Georgia Smith or no similar Love him some Georgia Smith. I love Georgia. Yeah, like Hello fire like bands right now and everything I'll be slapping some some Mexican music to that's crazy.

That's what I would say Like the New York or do those like like a group of female They're fucking dope Who else that bunny be having some slaps that's a plume I've been doing his thing They know that the dude jail. He signed his fire. The one that signed a Drake was his name Yeah, he signed a Drake.

lay dude I've been that early:

They go back is crazy I Went through like a rock phase tough when I was like Elementary Skate I was going through right? I listened to songs on rock band rock band and guitar Yeah, I never had rock band. I sucked at rock. I can only ever do medium.

But yeah I sucked at all video games. I'll be honest other than sports ones. I sucked at them all.

I wasn't the best video game player either You played like cotton shit though, didn't you? Yeah, but I was never good Yeah, I thought he was good. I was I just lost like mw3 was the best one No, I wasn't. Oh, I was never really in the shooting.

I played GTA a little bit I was hella heavy on the Tony Harkin skate games, which I was dope. Yeah, I fucked with the second. Yeah, I should play like a like Ratchet and Clank do that.

Yeah, I'm like crash bandicoot another one Story mode kind of game that game was ahead of his time bro. Jack. Yeah, it was like Jack to Jack three.

Yeah Raymond did you guys ever play Raymond back in the day? Are you guys gonna have PlayStation? It was a Ray man or Ray Ray man Raymond Raymond Something like that, but it's just crazy to Rainbow Six. Honestly didn't play Rainbow Six is crazy for a minute. Just hello hard I suck at games.

NBA Street as a kid NBA live:

There was even like street NFL, huh? NFL street NFL street was Remember they have the ball to like walmart have the ball at one point You could run off the side of the wall and shit like and step on someone like yeah, I wish they brought that shit back bro Yeah, they brought like a re-edition for the kids Speaking of this is a random ass thought but what made me think of it was those those NFL streets because of Brandon Jacobs back when he was on the new york giants You remember the big ass running back everybody talks about derrick henry Like he was like some specimen like so fast so big but I just was watching an interview with him the other day And I forgot how fucking good he was. I was like damn We damn near did see somebody that was kind of like a derrick henry when we were kids Derrick henry's roto don't disrespect. Yeah, not as good as derrick henry, but i'm just saying like the size and speed and running back I was like damn brandon jacobs was hella big back in the day.

I'll never forget Nba, uh street the little song How do you remember it Shazam that shit was fucking. Yeah, bro. Nba street was louise You gotta look that game was sick on you go the whole point you'd go like in that tournament You had to play teams after team after team.

You had kevin garnett like chained up Crossing you over in sweatpants and shit. That shit was sick Very iconic game, bro I'm, not gonna lie. I see people on tiktok like people on tiktok They'll be like on instagram.

I mean instagram i'm on tiktok live and they're just playing like a bunch of old games Like they're playing like the old rocky game. Like did you guys ever play the rocky, uh fighting game and shit? I used to have that game. Um, it's like nba Fucking spyro like I never got into spyro.

He was kind of annoying but he was cool. Um, sly cooper Yeah, yeah, and his boy benji the turtle. Yeah.

Yeah, these like xbox games No He was cool nah, bro ea brought back fucking ncaa they got to bring back the street games Yeah, they didn't bring those those additions for the kids if they brought them back. I would for sure Hey, give me your best ea sports. It's in the game impression right now e a sports it's in the game That's pretty good It's in the game Okay, I don't think we should follow up that yeah Shit on that note, bro, I guess that's gonna fucking wrap it up, huh? dj Shout out to dj.

Save if you haven't heard any of his music go look it up on soundcloud. There's some original bangers out there at siv Look up mine too. Buchi.

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