On this episode of Clover Club we sit down with a truly captivating guest: Brian the Clown, who stole the show in our very first episode. Together, we delve into heartfelt discussions about coming out experiences and travel tips and tales that are sure to leave you both entertained and enlightened. Stay tuned for an engaging conversation on Clover Club.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome tonight.

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erika: Okay.

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Let's go.

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Welcome.

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Wait.

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Okay.

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Uh, welcome to Clover.

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kelly: Hi, Erica.

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Hi Kelly.

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erika: Oh, how are you?

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kelly: I'm great.

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How are you?

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Why can't I ask you how you are first?

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I

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erika: waited.

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To be asked.

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And you paused.

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And so I had to fill that blank space.

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Because it made me anxious.

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And so you could have done it.

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. Okay.

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I got

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kelly: anxious

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erika: too.

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What our guest today.

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Oh my God, my God, everyone listening.

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This is a big deal.

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If you listen to episode one,

which was a banger of an episode.

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That dildo Bandido.

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We'll do Bandido.

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We have been graced with the

presence of Brian, the clown, Ryan.

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Say hi.

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ryan: Hello, everybody.

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erika: What an intro, huh?

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ryan: Wasn't really expecting that.

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Although I probably

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erika: should have been.

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Right.

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But expect the unexpected.

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I think that was part

of our pre-interview.

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Brian

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kelly: brian.

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He actually came in.

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Oh huge.

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Like clown get up.

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It's really weird.

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He's wearing like, Like an

orange and purple hair right now.

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It's wild.

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It's much

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ryan: weirder for the cop that.

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kelly: He's a normal guy.

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erika: Just a normal guy named.

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kelly: Everyone's like really?

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erika: Okay.

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So as everybody knows.

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Again, who listened to the dildo?

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kelly: Can we remind them what he did?

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ryan: Let the record show.

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I did not Rob anyone.

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It's true.

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Like listeners.

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erika: He can't even after the fact.

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The clearer.

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Okay.

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So too long, didn't read.

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I have an employee who was robbed at

dildo point, and I decided to scare her by

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having Brian dress like a clown and jump

out of a closet with a dildo in his hand.

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And, You really should

just listen to episode one.

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I mean,

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kelly: there's much more

to it, but basically.

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Brian stood in a closet with a dildo.

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Mayberry.

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Eric has friend to come in and basically

they pulled like the biggest prank ever on

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Mayberry and it all was good in the end.

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Yeah.

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Listen

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ryan: to the episode.

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Hold on.

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I got smoked.

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First

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kelly: I did

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ryan: forget about.

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She was very much defending her territory.

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This point in

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erika: time.

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Let me ask you this.

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When I asked you, if you would participate

in this prank, was any part of you like.

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Or was it like an immediate fuck?

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ryan: Yeah, I brought the jacket.

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I wore.

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erika: It's true.

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kelly: He said, I'm ready for this.

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I've been waiting.

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erika: I've been waiting for

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kelly: this moment.

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erika: Okay.

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So you were in, would you

consider yourself a prankster.

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ryan: I probably wouldn't have thought of

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erika: that one.

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kelly: Yeah, it was when

she told me about it.

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I was like

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erika: about me than you.

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Yeah.

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I was like, that's what

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ryan: I do love pranks, but that one was

one that, uh, I could've gone into too

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soon category, but it still was fantastic.

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You

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erika: know, you got to

work with what you got.

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And I had 48 hours literally.

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And she was gone.

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It had to be done crazy.

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What was that experience like for you?

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Let's standing and sweating

in a closet for 20 minutes and

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then getting hit with a purse

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ryan: I mean, I stood in sweat

in a closet for 35 years.

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So.

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I wasn't wearing a clown suit.

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Some may argue otherwise, but.

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erika: I did

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kelly: have a question.

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Okay.

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Were you out when you were

standing in the closet with the

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dildo that Erica asked you to do.

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ryan: No, but it was not too long after

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erika: that.

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It was like within a couple of months.

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kelly: Wow.

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How was standing in that closet?

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Being like,

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ryan: it was very eye

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kelly: opening as dark there.

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I bet.

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I bet that was while Metta.

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Yeah.

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ryan: Terrible.

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But this doesn't feel great.

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kelly: Yeah.

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Wow.

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What a, what a crazy, turn of

events that you did that, right?

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Like a couple months before

he came out, that's really

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erika: crazy.

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It was a wild plot trust.

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Brian.

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I remember the story of when

you told your parents, your dad

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having a leery his response.

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Well, Are you.

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Will you share

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ryan: that?

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I feel so bad for him too easily.

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The sweetest people.

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He's the best.

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Yeah.

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We were having dinner.

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It was him, my mom and my aunt.

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. And it just kind of was

like a perfect opportunity.

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It came up and he immediately

got up from the table and left.

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Oh, my God.

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Italian, mom and aunt.

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I want to be looked at Devin Quinn

thought it would've been one of you.

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And next, which was pretty

offensive to them as well.

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And so I just got off.

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Got up and fought him and

he's like, I'm so sorry.

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I've had to pee for like 30.

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I was like, you should've just gone.

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Literally right then.

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All right.

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erika: Are you serious?

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I think that's so funny

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ryan: that.

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Um, two, you'd be like, you could see how

mortified he would be in that situation.

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Okay.

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, erika: Brian, you work in banking.

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Yes.

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Is that, did you start

your career in baking?

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ryan: I did not.

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I started my career in

professional sports.

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erika: Okay.

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So then you pivoted from

sports into banking?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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And then you recently got your MBA.

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I did.

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Congrats.

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You did it while working

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ryan: full-time I did.

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Wow.

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It was ended up being a lot of fun.

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I don't know that if you will, you.

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You probably did ask me during it,

if it was fun and it was not, but met

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some pretty cool people and it's been.

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I've been really great

to have under my belt.

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That's

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kelly: amazing.

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erika: I was so impressed.

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I hadn't the whole time I was

just like, you are doing your job.

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Full-time Andrew.

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Yeah, I didn't even go to college.

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I

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kelly: could

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erika: absolutely never do that.

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your work ethic and studiousness

was impressive to observe.

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I think really though, he was like,

we get to go to Australia at the end.

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ryan: That's exactly right.

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And New Zealand

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erika: while we're at it.

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That's amazing.

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kelly: That's

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erika: amazing.

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So Brian, any amusing aspects of

baking that prior to getting into

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it, you were like, I didn't know.

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That's all that one.

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ryan: I think a lot of you

you'd be very surprised at how.

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Baskin focus on the general,

but also whittle all the

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way down to a very specific.

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Industries that you know,

that they landed too.

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And, you know, geographic locations

that you're like, wait a second.

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Why, why is that company.

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Doing anything in California or

Portland, Oregon, or whatever.

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It's.

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Well, they have a focus on transportation

or gaming or environmental services.

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, and a lot of the smaller

banks really do as well.

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So, you know, in Atlanta, you've got.

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, the big dogs, right.

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But then also a lot of the regional

banks that have business all over the

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country and some of them all over the.

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I don't want to say the globe,

but you know, Europe, et cetera.

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So there's a lot more to.

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What we would consider a regional bank.

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, Then there is.

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You know, There's more than meets the eye.

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Let's just say that.

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erika: Yeah.

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That makes sense.

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Kind of boring.

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Um,

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ryan: thanks.

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I didn't say.

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Didn't say it would be a barn

burner, and you knew what I

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did before you gave me a mic.

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erika: So here's my favorite

part about your job, Brian.

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And it's how much you get to

travel on someone else's dime.

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Oh, that's

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kelly: sick.

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ryan: Yeah.

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I mean, I think that's your

favorite part of my job.

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erika: What is, what is your

favorite part of your job?

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ryan: I do.

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I love the fact that I don't sit

behind a desk every single day.

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And that that might be the most

interesting part about banking is.

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When you look at a bank and you

would say that everybody's kind of.

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The old green lamp, like

accounting Greenway.

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They're sitting kind of

hammering type, you know,

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kelly: Calculators.

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It is definitely what I picture.

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I had that lamp when I was

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erika: a little.

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ryan: So, I mean, I think last

year alone, I did 97, Delta

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flights going to see clients.

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And prospects across the country.

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So really having the opportunity to go.

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Whether it's Las Vegas or somewhere

in California or the Northeast.

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You know, th there's a lot of

Albuquerque New Mexico might be one

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of my favorite places in the country.

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Nicole's face when you

say that to like, sure.

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You know, you're just trying to be cool,

like coming up with a place that nobody

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ever brings out, but it's actually a

really neat spot that you wouldn't go to

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unless somebody, you know, kind of told

you, you had to, but then paid for it.

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Yeah.

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It's pretty, pretty cool.

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erika: Wow.

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What's your Delta status.

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kelly: Diamond currently, I was going to

say, do you have like a Gillian sky miles?

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I bet.

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How

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erika: many Wells?

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Yeah.

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You hoard them or do you spend them.

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ryan: Mama's in the amount

of miles I have currently

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erika: he's a million mile or everybody.

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And

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kelly: credible.

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ryan: Okay.

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I do hard them though.

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Did you just ask by hoard the

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erika: miles?

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Yeah.

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'cause I do too.

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I just like the big number.

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I think.

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ryan: I hoard them because they're,

to me they're worth so much more on

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an international trip than they are.

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Oh, yeah.

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kelly: Uh, domestic trip.

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So a million

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erika: percent.

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Yeah.

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So Kelly's in an interesting

situation right now.

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I am Kelly, will you tell

Brian about your honeymoon?

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, kelly: I was gifted my

honeymoon via sky miles.

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It is from my fiance's father.

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Basically.

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We had a snafu.

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And we could only have a certain amount

of SkyMiles each, but we had already

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decided that we wanted to go to France.

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If you travel a lot.

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BIA SkyMiles you would know that you

need, so, so, so, so, so many hundreds

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of thousands to go to France and

back, especially with two people.

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Yeah.

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So, , we did not have that amount

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I was freaking out because we had already

decided we were going to go to France.

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And I mean, obviously that's ridiculously

privileged to say I understand that, but

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I was like, okay, well we'll make it work.

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Like, we'll go somewhere in America,

whatever, like Hawaii let's go to Hawaii.

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That's cool.

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Like.

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Like, I don't know.

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And, um, yeah.

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Anyway my fiance sat

down for like, 12 hours.

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Plus had to be researching flights

and researching some way, shape

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or form for us to get to France.

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So he finds a.

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Okay.

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erika: I'm preemptively laughing.

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Cause I can't wait to see his face.

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When you tell him about your honeymoon.

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It's going

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kelly: to be great.

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So it's

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, ryan: we

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kelly: are going.

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To Romania.

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Then Barcelona.

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Then.

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Marcee Leone, Paris.

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London.

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Back through New York.

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Back to Georgia.

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Oh, and we're traveling to Amsterdam in

between there, somewhere on a layover.

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So you'll have

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ryan: diamond status.

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kelly: But I swear, like

we made it work with.

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Now to sky miles we have, which is.

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erika: That's awesome.

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And your life to travel like that.

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Yeah.

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Like you.

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I don't know how to say this,

not snobbery, but like your

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standards will only go up as

you age and as your progress.

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So this is the time in

your life where we can.

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July all over.

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Crazy adventure for you.

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The scene that you're going to France.

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Romania.

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But what a

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kelly: story?

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And we have like Airbnb's

booked in all the locations.

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I'm really like, I'm really excited.

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I think it'd be

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ryan: going to be,

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erika: we will be.

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Um, so this kind of

leads us into like a big.

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The segment that I want to focus on with

you here, Brian, because you and I am.

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Both love to travel and

we both enjoy a certain.

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Level of travel that we've spent

years refining and exploring.

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So, uh, it's a great way to put it.

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But I think with this episode, I want

to share some travel tips and travel

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hacks and just kind of , I travel a lot

alone and I have clients all the time

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who were like, man, I just, where do you

even begin planning a trip like that?

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How do you do it?

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I would be so intimidated.

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And I think that people place

a lot of barriers in between.

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Themselves and trips that they would love

to take that actually aren't a big deal.

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You know what I mean?

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So one of the things I always tell

people is When you're planning a

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trip, you have to pick your tightest

perimeter, whether it's, I only have

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five days, . Only have $2,000, you know

what I mean, pick that number one thing.

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And then from there you pick the

second thing, like, oh, I really want

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to see the two lips in Amsterdam.

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, and then you just kind of whittle away.

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You're planning and then you've got

a trip and then just fucking book it.

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ryan: I totally agree with that.

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I traveled by myself a lot as

well, but then have traveled

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internationally with friends.

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, a bunch of times as well.

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, I would say one thing, I would say the

hardest part of going from traveling

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solo to traveling with a group.

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Is making sure that you realize

that you're with a group and

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like, Help your friend's wife.

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Take her bag off the Trent.

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I hope you do.

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Um, cause I mean, no,

but I mean that, those.

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But I actually mean that it's, you have

to make a conscious effort to be like,

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okay, I'm in a group, I'm in a group.

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And I have to remember I'm in a group

and especially going through, you

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know, a big international airport.

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A lot of people don't always do it.

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We are lucky enough to have,

and that it's just different.

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But when you're by yourself,

You kinda like, I know my bag.

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I know it's in it.

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I know what this is going to look like.

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I have global entry coming home.

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That's really where I cut off the group.

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Usually at that point, though.

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Well, see you later.

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erika: Well, so that leads me to

one of my questions I wrote here.

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, If you have, let's say clear

TSA, pre-check global entry.

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You've got all of these things

that you and I have because

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we are a frequent travelers.

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But you're traveling with somebody

who maybe doesn't have status

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or doesn't have these perks.

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Do you say, see it at the gate or do you

go through regular security with them?

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kelly: See you at the gate.

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Yeah, I would do see you at the gate.

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I don't even have those privileges, but if

I did, I'd be like, bye, but just, yeah.

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ryan: I unless they need help

of some sort, you know, it's.

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They have a kid and they could

really use a second set of hands

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and you can stay in, however,

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erika: be traveling internationally

with somebody, with a kid.

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On purpose.

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Just the two of you.

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No.

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ryan: No, no, but I'm just saying.

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No, absolutely.

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See you at the gate.

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Okay.

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I think there's too many things that

can go wrong in a security line.

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That.

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You know, This is not my fault.

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So I'll see you there I'll get

seats or I'll see you in the lounge.

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I'll get you a drink, like we'll

see you when, when you get in there.

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erika: So once you get to the airport,

it's every man for himself to the gate.

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Yeah,

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kelly: my opinion.

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That's kinda how I feel too.

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I though, however, if like, if Spencer.

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If Spencer's my fiance.

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They already know that though.

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If I'm.

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erika: Are you engaged in this.

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ryan: And you're going to

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kelly: Romania.

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If, uh, if Spencer ever were to say,

see you at the gates me, I'd be like,

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ah, like you are sticking with me.

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Like, I'd be really pissed about that.

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So that's a

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erika: circumstance.

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That leads me to another question.

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That was as a mixed status, couple work.

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ryan: So, so here I do

have an answer on this.

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I hope.

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erika: That's a

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ryan: good, that'd be good question.

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This happened.

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This happened to me this year

with a friend of mine going

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with me to the Dominican.

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The ticket went under my SkyMiles number.

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She has a sky miles number.

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But then she.

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Because it's on everything.

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Um, Reservation was under

my sky miles number.

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She then had the equivalent of diamond.

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Status for our trip.

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And we'd both got upgraded.

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. So I think in that situation, yes.

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But.

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erika: Hmm.

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What about generally speaking,

like you're a diamond medallion.

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You start dating somebody you really

like, and they are a Southwest bitch.

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Like, can that relationship work?

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Oh my God.

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How

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ryan: would you like that?

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erika: I wouldn't.

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I know my answer.

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ryan: Um, it's it.

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I mean, that's tough if you're,

I mean, obviously we live here

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in Atlanta and so Delta's.

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Kind of we're kind of pot

committed there at this point.

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,

I think it would be really hard if.

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If you're her significant other

had a real strong opinion on.

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Flying.

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Southwest or spirit or.

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What

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kelly: question would be?

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Why?

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Like, if they give me

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erika: my date, them.

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kelly: Like, why are they so like the,

it, they're just wrong to be honest.

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Like, if somebody, if like

Spencer was a Southwest bitch,

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I'd be like, I be like, no, the

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erika: answer is no.

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Yeah.

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It's like saying you'd rather

eat at McDonald's than.

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French laundry.

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kelly: It's like the

argument doesn't make sense.

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Like the, you could

never win this argument.

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I

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erika: agree.

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And I think anytime I've traveled with

somebody platonically or otherwise,

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And I've compromised on my travel

standards to make them more comfortable.

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I have always regretted it.

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But there's also that thing of like,

oh, I don't want to look like a bitch.

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But I also traveled the way

I like to travel based on

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years of personal experience.

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And, You know, little things like,

oh, I don't want to pay a little

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extra to have a direct flight.

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I'm fine.

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With the layover when it's like, the last

thing I want to do is have a layover.

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You know, and things like that.

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And it's like, I always

end up regretting it.

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And so I guess it kind of just comes

down to like , when it's a romantic

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relationship, I think, that's totally

different than just like friends or

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whatever, but it's like, At what point

do you compromise is Love's worth

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compromising your travel standards.

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That's what I'm trying to say.

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And maybe I'm actively

figuring out why I'm single.

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ryan: I haven't gotten

into that battle yet.

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So I can't tell ya.

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kelly: So, yeah.

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You guys should not worry though,

because whoever y'all date.

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They are going to be.

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On Delta with you.

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Like, I don't think you should

worry about this situation.

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Because I think you would just

know, you know, you'd be like,

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ryan: you know what?

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I am not actively worried about this

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erika: by any stretch.

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That leads me to a.

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I want to do a flash round of Erica's

travel hacks and tips and complaints.

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And I'm going to just kind

of breeze through this list.

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But if I say something where

you're like boss elaborate or

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Oop don't agree or anything like

that, feel free to interject.

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And I was just kind of like, I

was just kind of spit balling

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to myself in my notes app.

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, just like things that people should.

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Do

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So I'm going to go through this list

and I'm curious what you all think.

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And like I said, just

feel free to interject.

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If you feel inspired.

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My top travel tips.

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Colon.

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I always put an ear tag in checked bags.

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I think that.

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Sorry.

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I already have a thought.

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Aye.

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Okay.

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I don't know, I'm a broke bitch.

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Like I'm not going to go and buy

air tags where everything, you know,

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what costs more than an air tag.

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My luggage, replacing everything on your

legs when you never see it again, you

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should never check a bat without an ear.

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Let me rephrase that.

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I totally agree.

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Never check a bag without an ear tag.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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, The second tip is going

to piggyback on that.

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, take pictures of the

contents of your checked bag.

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Okay.

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That I could do for free.

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Hold on.

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I would also interject here for a second.

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Try not to check a bag.

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Yes.

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I agree with that carry on his life.

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That's a better, anytime you're

separated from your belongings.

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There's a risk for things to go wrong.

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I just don't normally pack

like a bunch of stuff.

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I overly love.

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Well, that's weird.

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I'm like, if this gets lost, like I

need to, I need to be able to let go.

573

Okay, . How do you know, you're not going

to need a Tiffany bracelet and Romania.

574

Oh, my God.

575

I'll wear it on my person.

576

Okay.

577

Put it all down.

578

Moving on.

579

I never checked valuables and by

valuables, I mean, medication Juul.

580

Anything that you are going to be sad

if it goes missing, but I can't tell

581

you how many people are like, oh, it's

a short flight and they check their

582

medication and then their bag goes

missing or their bag gets delayed.

583

Even if you've got that ear tag.

584

And you're like, oh my bag's in Houston.

585

And I'm in Romania.

586

Like, even if you know where your bag

is and you will get it back problematic.

587

So just be smart about.

588

Very good.

589

The medication one, I

like, because I need those.

590

Yeah, absolutely.

591

It's very important.

592

Did you get this list from

sitting in front of a gate agent?

593

No.

594

This is just pretty sure that's

the first thing they tell you.

595

If they're going to gate check your bag.

596

Oh, take your bag.

597

I've never, ever gate

checked, but I don't.

598

I like this bag.

599

He was walking by.

600

At one point.

601

Well, here's the thing too.

602

You guys are such snobs.

603

Yeah.

604

Little snobs.

605

Well, researched snobs.

606

Like this is all based at least.

607

Yeah.

608

Or these are.

609

Yeah, this isn't hypothetical.

610

We have a friend who had a bad go.

611

Missing, filled with thousands of

dollars of, uh, important items.

612

She can't replace.

613

Why why.

614

Checked it on her.

615

So like she said, Um, and she did not,

she did not have an air tag because

616

she was not planning on tracking it.

617

Right.

618

Yep.

619

Um, and then she never

got, she never got it back.

620

And did she, she got a check for

a fraction of the value of it.

621

I've had an air tag in it

and it was like, I think

622

you can see it leaving the airport.

623

Yeah.

624

That's like, what's going on.

625

Yeah.

626

I think you're right.

627

I remember that now.

628

Like someone stole it.

629

Yeah.

630

Just like off the carousel.

631

So this happens.

632

So the air tag, I mean, I know

you don't want to buy an ear tag,

633

but like just fucking binder, two.

634

, you're getting married.

635

You're registered.

636

A hundred bucks or something.

637

Yeah.

638

Like treat yourself.

639

, you only have to buy it once.

640

Like once you have it, you have it.

641

, I have.

642

I have one it's on my dog.

643

I saved a bunch of miles.

644

Use some of those.

645

Yeah.

646

Um, okay.

647

Back to my list.

648

This is one of my favorite little things.

649

If you're traveling somewhere and

you know, you're going to do a lot of

650

shopping, I like to pack a carry on.

651

Size bag and then put it inside a

checked bag and then check both.

652

And then when I get over

there, I separate them.

653

And then I fill the check back with

everything I bought and then I carry

654

on the carry on bag on the way back.

655

Wow.

656

Yeah.

657

But this is for, if you're going,

you know, look, I am a luxury

658

shopper, but I'm also cheap.

659

So I only buy high-end goods in Europe

so that I can save on the VAT tax, which

660

everyone listening, if you see me with

the Louis Vuitton bag, it was a discount.

661

,

, I love a hack.

662

, but you know, it's like, they give

you these, these bags and these

663

beautiful boxes and stuff like that.

664

I'm like, I don't want to throw it away.

665

, and I just am a shopper, so I just

know I'm going to shop and I can't

666

tell you how many times I've been

like, Ooh, I have to buy a suitcase,

667

a random suitcase on the sidewalk

and Amsterdam it's like just preplan.

668

okay.

669

Always travel and close toed shoes.

670

Oh, I do that.

671

Okay.

672

No need to elaborate on

why everybody's smart here.

673

Yep.

674

Yeah.

675

Thank you.

676

Um, the mic.

677

Never go to the lab without your shoes on.

678

Oh, correct.

679

Or the socks?

680

Yes.

681

The socks in the lab is disgusting.

682

And I'll never take your socks and

nobody wants to see feet on a plane.

683

Oh, leave your shoes on.

684

You're close toed shoes on.

685

The bulkhead.

686

Respect the bulkhead.

687

What, what do people, what does that mean?

688

I was going to say, take your shoes off

and put your feet up on the bulkhead.

689

What is the bulkhead?

690

It's the wall that separates.

691

Different areas of the plane.

692

Usually between first and comfort.

693

Yeah.

694

So the seats that don't have other

seats in front of them, Yeah.

695

Kelly looks confused.

696

Do you know what we mean?

697

I think so.

698

I, yeah, it's gross.

699

Yeah, go.

700

Correct.

701

I also, the only thing that I've

experienced that I really, really,

702

really, really hate on planes is like,

well, obviously the COVID era has

703

been like the past several years and

when people are just like so sick.

704

Yes, where it's so visible,

you can see them sweating.

705

They're coughing.

706

They're like nauseous.

707

They're curled up in a ball.

708

I'm like, woo.

709

Get away from me like that disgusts me.

710

So that's what those people are hung over.

711

Some of those people are Brian.

712

Well, I hope that was the case.

713

Here's one thing that I really like

about the post COVID travel era.

714

Is, I will never travel

again without a mask.

715

If you're fine, but the person next to

you looks like what you just described.

716

I would put a mask on that was

happening to me on the plane.

717

I didn't have a mask

because like, I don't.

718

I was fine, whatever.

719

Um, and this woman looked so sick.

720

And so I asked the stewardess, I was

like, do you guys have extra masks?

721

Like I really need.

722

I don't want to be

breathing this in right now.

723

Yeah.

724

It was always troubled.

725

It's awful.

726

There's also shockingly, still

places internationally that

727

require masks in the airport.

728

So.

729

I mean, it makes sense.

730

. I agree.

731

It's just like the inconsistency

from airport to airports.

732

Weird.

733

So it's like, you just,

just always have a mask.

734

Yeah.

735

Totally.

736

The takeaway.

737

, okay.

738

The middle seat.

739

Always gets the armrests.

740

Yeah.

741

Yeah.

742

People don't realize that I knew that one.

743

Wow.

744

I'm sure somebody listening

has been in a middle seat.

745

Like mameed because there's

somebody on the right and

746

left to taking their armrest.

747

I'd go.

748

Yeah.

749

So it's like the only thing worse than

being in a middle seat to begin with is

750

being in middle seat with no arm rests.

751

, So that's no further explanation needed.

752

, don't be on your phone, on a flight.

753

Don't have your phone on

speakerphone on a flight.

754

Don't be on FaceTime.

755

During boarding, nobody wants to

be in the background of your video.

756

At all.

757

Break your shoes in before you go on

a big trip, looking at you, Romania.

758

Bring an empty water bottle, especially

if you're traveling on a budget because

759

you can fill it up at your hotels

breakfast, and then you've got fresh

760

filtered water all day and you don't

have to go spend $5 on a bottle of water.

761

That's one of my favorite

things, especially if you're

762

somewhere that's . Like a casual.

763

Yeah.

764

Active trip.

765

That's a good plastic.

766

Airports now have the water bottle.

767

Station next to the

water fountain as well.

768

Yeah.

769

I love it.

770

It's so good.

771

So you just had, it obviously

has to be empty going through

772

security and then you just fill

it up and you're like, good to go.

773

And like in Norway, for example, like

the tap water is better than Fiji.

774

So I just would fill up my water bottle

from the tap and have water for the day.

775

Exchange your money before

you go on an international

776

trip for better rates, right?

777

We need to do that.

778

Hosed at the airports.

779

, No short skirts or dresses at an airport.

780

I went to her pants exclusively.

781

I'm.

782

Gosh.

783

A hashtag same.

784

Um, uh, but dresses, I can't

tell you how many women have been

785

on an escalator in front of me.

786

And I'm like, Ooh, the world can see your

world and that's just not appropriate.

787

Also people are disgusting.

788

Like you don't want your bare thighs

sitting on a seat that like, God.

789

Yes.

790

So just don't be gross.

791

I'm also like, I just, my

biggest priority when I'm flying

792

is, , Not having my stomach hurt.

793

That's like my biggest thing,

I'm like, I will eat healthy.

794

I will drink enough water.

795

Like I do not want my stomach

to be nauseous on this plane.

796

Like that is my biggest fear.

797

And so a big factor of that.

798

His sweatpants.

799

Oh, cause you're just like losing company.

800

Yeah.

801

I'm like, I need.

802

The outfit I need to.

803

Feel healthy, all the, like

all the things I'm very.

804

So if either of you have

been on the internet today,

805

What do you want to take it from here?

806

No, I'll just jump in.

807

Okay.

808

But there's a flight from Atlanta to

Barcelona that had to return to sender.

809

A patron had diarrhea.

810

Like trickled and down the

Isles to, and from the bathroom.

811

And it was a biohazard.

812

Listening to the.

813

The flight crew in the cockpit recorder.

814

Yeah.

815

Uh, we've got to come back.

816

It's your traffic control.

817

Trying to figure out why.

818

Oh, Pilot.

819

Oh my God.

820

Yeah.

821

That this is exactly what just happened.

822

I saw a tick talk and they said they

tried to clean it up with like vanilla

823

scented carpet cleaner, and that the

plane just smoked like vanilla and shit.

824

And it just like weak.

825

Cannot do this.

826

For how many more hours?

827

Like.

828

That's genuinely my biggest fear.

829

Yeah.

830

It's something like that.

831

That is the worst

possible thing to happen.

832

What did.

833

The worst possible thing to happen.

834

Waiting for your friends

and the security line.

835

So you can't have an airport beer.

836

That's my travel tip.

837

Bring Pepto everywhere just in

case your stomach really hurts.

838

Yeah.

839

I'm a big fan of that.

840

Me too.

841

Best friend loves my best

friend, loves Immodium, and she

842

likes to play airport roulette.

843

Like this bitch will eat like

a bisque in the skylight.

844

And I'm just like, Hey, you are brave.

845

It's funny.

846

We're going to do an episode about my.

847

A trip I spent a month in

south America and it ended with

848

this topic, um, uh, Teaser.

849

But just.

850

Prepare to be horrified.

851

This is making me anxious.

852

Yeah, so.

853

My hands are sweating.

854

If you're somebody that is prone

to an upset stomach, though,

855

you're a hundred percent correct.

856

Like don't go out of town

without Imodium Pepto.

857

Like whatever that like.

858

I genuinely carry it.

859

I'm like, I do not want to get ill.

860

Yeah.

861

That's reasonable.

862

Nobody wants you to get all like, yeah.

863

Kidding.

864

We all agree.

865

Um, okay.

866

Next one.

867

Do not.

868

I put this in all capital letters.

869

Do not recline your seat

on a non overnight flight,

870

especially at during service.

871

The number of people who kicked

back their seats for a under

872

two hour flight is insane to me.

873

And especially in coach,

like you have no room.

874

Yeah.

875

The person behind you can't

like see the screen or like

876

put their tablet on the thing.

877

It's just inconsiderate an unnecessary.

878

Unless you've got some sort of medical

thing or like, you know, there's some

879

sort of extenuating, extenuating.

880

X

881

extenuating circumstances.

882

It's just inconsiderate.

883

I would say on that too.

884

I mean, we live in a world right

now where your employer's expecting

885

a lot of people to be working on.

886

Absolutely.

887

And if you recline your seat,

there's not a chance a person

888

can fire up their laptops.

889

Not only are you making

them uncomfortable?

890

You're hosing them from a

working standpoint as well.

891

Yeah, it doesn't even

make you more comfortable.

892

It just really screws over

the person sitting behind you.

893

Yeah.

894

It's just inconsiderate and Especially

when there's meal service and it's

895

like, put your fucking seat up.

896

Like you.

897

You see this court coming?

898

Like, what do you think

is happening behind you?

899

, I think a lot of travel tips, or just

like, be aware of your impact in a

900

society that you're in and realize

the world doesn't revolve around you

901

and just be considerate of how your

actions impact people around you,

902

especially when you're traveling abroad.

903

Yeah.

904

If I have my AirPods in,

don't try and talk to me for

905

the four and a half hour for.

906

Universal sign of please.

907

Don't.

908

And yet, so many people want to chat.

909

Okay.

910

If you snore loudly and

you know what I mean?

911

When I say loudly, you do not

get to sleep on the flight.

912

You don't.

913

I cannot tell you how

many overnight flights.

914

I have not been able to sleep on

915

because Carl behind me, it's

snoring like a freight train.

916

That's like literally vibrating my

seat and through noise, canceling

917

headphones, I can hear a chance

off totally inconsiderate and

918

there's travel C-PAP machines.

919

So like, if, if it's that bad and you want

to sleep, . Again, you have to be mindful

920

of how your presence impacts others.

921

And when you're in a tight

cabin with other people, no.

922

I think a lot of these.

923

Acts go forward with just living anywhere.

924

Yeah.

925

Don't be a Dick, but you.

926

, yeah, spatial awareness

stopping in the middle of Isles

927

excavation point excavation.

928

X-Force.

929

Especially if you have a carry

on bag and you're like wheeling

930

a bag behind you do not fucking

stop in the middle of a walkway.

931

It is so rude.

932

Oh, and my knee, my last thing was about,

, Buying luxury goods abroad, which let us

933

know if you want to hear more about that.

934

Maybe I can do like a whole episode

about travel, hacking, luxury goods.

935

Cause it's, it's a lot to talk about,

but it's also really interesting.

936

And one of my favorite sports.

937

, so those are kind of my top tips.

938

Wow.

939

Brian, is there anything

I didn't list that.

940

Is in your top tips.

941

I don't think we talked enough

about, , on plane things.

942

So Delta is really good

with the seatback and now.

943

, video screens and there's a lot

of different things you can watch.

944

, They give you headphones now, but.

945

Not all the plans have them

and they don't always work.

946

So.

947

Yeah, always have, I've just always have

something to keep yourself occupied.

948

Throughout a flight, regardless of it's an

hour and a half or six and a half hours.

949

Because.

950

You're going to be miserable

and the wifi might not work.

951

So you might not be able to

stream something on your phone.

952

So.

953

You know, buy a book.

954

I have two follow up comments to that.

955

, the first one is if your

entertainment doesn't work.

956

Complain about it and

you're gonna get some miles.

957

Yeah, look, I've gotten, I mean, Delta

will just like hand out 10,000 miles,

958

like their candy, if you're just

like, oh, you couldn't watch a movie.

959

And they're like, sorry, here's a miles.

960

Um, the other thing is I have a Bluetooth

adapter that you put in the headphone

961

Jack on the display, and it can send

that audio to your own headphones.

962

So if for whatever reason, they

don't have headphones, like Brian was

963

saying, , you're like, Hmm, I got this.

964

And then you're not like

corded to the fucking.

965

Seat in front of you because EV

and your headphones are probably

966

better quality than the little

chintzy ones they give you.

967

So I love traveling without.

968

What's that called like an ox Bluetooth.

969

Adopted.

970

It's pretty cool.

971

I forgot where I got mine, but

they're not that expensive either.

972

It's worth it.

973

Yeah.

974

If you travel a bunch, it's worth

the, uh, Worth the expense for sure.

975

Yeah, those headphones

do really hurt my ears.

976

The ones.

977

Yeah.

978

They're like always weird.

979

Yeah.

980

They always hurt.

981

Yeah.

982

, I never read.

983

I'm just a terrible reader.

984

I just like just, I get my

best reading done on planes.

985

I don't know what it is.

986

I just can sit there.

987

And focus so hard.

988

And I, because when I'm at

home, I go to read because there

989

are books that I want to read.

990

Like I have them, they exist in my house.

991

Okay.

992

But I will get a couple chapters in.

993

For all books and it's terrible,

but I will sit on a plane and read

994

the entire book cover to cover.

995

And be fine and love it

and super enjoy myself.

996

I think that's great.

997

It's wild.

998

So I try it.

999

I like all the books I

read in a year or only.

00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:30,640

Like, if there's a book, it.

00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,610

It's only getting read then I it's funny.

00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:34,180

It's a good thing.

00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:35,320

You're taking six flights.

00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:36,610

Yeah.

00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,670

But lots of books, Kindle.

00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:39,880

Yeah.

00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,870

Yeah, yeah.

00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:41,740

That's true.

00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:42,520

At Kelly.

00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:43,960

Did you know that on Spotify?

00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:47,850

There is like a ambient sound you can

do with it's plain white noise and it

00:35:47,850 --> 00:35:50,490

makes you put it in your headphones, like

noise canceling headphones, and it makes

00:35:50,490 --> 00:35:51,900

it sound like you're on a plane though.

00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:52,950

Do that at home.

00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:55,440

I also like that noise.

00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,030

I can fall asleep to really easily.

00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:58,830

Absolutely so nice.

00:35:59,190 --> 00:35:59,790

That's a great noise.

00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:03,290

Brian, what's the craziest thing

you've observed at an airport.

00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:04,790

Or on a flight.

00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,640

I mean, me and my brother

almost got arrested in Hawaii.

00:36:08,450 --> 00:36:09,200

Let's go.

00:36:09,530 --> 00:36:10,310

They thought we had.

00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,986

I said bomb.

00:36:12,316 --> 00:36:13,936

And we had not, what did he say?

00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,310

It's not really that important, but.

00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,040

That was pretty.

00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:19,060

That was pretty nuts.

00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:21,970

, it was on my parents like

30th wedding anniversary trip.

00:36:22,030 --> 00:36:23,230

Wow.

00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:23,710

So.

00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:28,160

, they were not super thrilled that

their two sons were almost in the.

00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,170

You know, penitentiary and.

00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,570

But that's wild.

00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:34,400

Yeah, that was pretty crazy.

00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:36,020

I've been on it.

00:36:36,290 --> 00:36:39,860

I've been on a flight that, uh,

has gotten struck by lightning.

00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:42,620

Oh, What happens?

00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,070

The pilot, I think the pilot gave

us a little too much information.

00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,380

I hate when they do.

00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:52,340

The letters and stuff home,

and which to me was, oh, fuck.

00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,560

You may need to edit this out.

00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,000

But to me it was a little.

00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:57,290

Traumatic.

00:36:58,370 --> 00:37:01,070

I don't know if you're writing

a letter on a piece of paper.

00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:02,570

It's probably not going

to fucking get there.

00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:06,260

Um, and the words of Ron white,

you know, the planes getting all

00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:07,670

the way to the scene of the crash.

00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,640

Yeah, look, what would hot?

00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:11,360

Like that's.

00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:17,510

And what I like, and I bet we're going

to beat the paramedics by 20 minutes.

00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,180

So it's, that's a Ron white skit, but.

00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:21,140

Yeah.

00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:22,430

No.

00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:22,610

So.

00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,050

That was kind of crazy that.

00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:26,240

Uh, instruments went out and came back.

00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,190

That's insane.

00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:31,420

Like I literally just, I guess we were

going to my friend's wedding in Florida.

00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:34,840

So I had, there was like eight other

friends of mine on this flight.

00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,270

And I was sitting next to my

friend, Christine, and we were

00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,830

like, I mean, I get it, but.

00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:41,830

It's not gonna work.

00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:42,130

Yeah.

00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:43,570

Wait, so what happened?

00:37:43,570 --> 00:37:44,290

What the.

00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,100

The pilot was like, oh, all my

instruments stopped working.

00:37:48,610 --> 00:37:50,830

But they came back on really quickly.

00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:55,283

But we can't a hundred percent

be sure that they're correct.

00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,623

Could you feel like, did

you know when it happened?

00:37:57,683 --> 00:37:57,983

Yeah.

00:37:58,883 --> 00:38:00,593

Oh, the plane like shuttered.

00:38:00,983 --> 00:38:03,383

I didn't know, it was like that

we got struck by lightning and.

00:38:04,403 --> 00:38:06,353

As I said fly pretty much every week.

00:38:06,983 --> 00:38:07,883

So that's.

00:38:08,693 --> 00:38:12,533

Not normal turbulence, trying

to get up above a thunder storm.

00:38:12,563 --> 00:38:12,863

Right.

00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:13,733

And.

00:38:13,733 --> 00:38:13,943

Yeah.

00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:18,143

Then he told us we've got a lot of

fuel, but we're going to go down.

00:38:18,233 --> 00:38:18,503

I think.

00:38:18,743 --> 00:38:21,383

JFK as like the longest

runway on the east coast.

00:38:21,983 --> 00:38:25,853

And we're going to circle and circle and

circle, and basically you can't dump fuel.

00:38:25,882 --> 00:38:29,432

I think unless it's a super, super

emergency, you've got to burn it off.

00:38:30,002 --> 00:38:31,742

Now, these are all things

that were being told.

00:38:33,032 --> 00:38:35,132

So if you're listening to

this and you're like, you guys

00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:36,692

are, they were full of shit.

00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:37,772

Sorry.

00:38:37,802 --> 00:38:38,342

Sorry.

00:38:38,402 --> 00:38:39,182

Yeah, let us know.

00:38:39,722 --> 00:38:43,982

Um, this was 12 years ago, but, um,

I would actually would be curious.

00:38:43,982 --> 00:38:44,612

Yeah, it's true.

00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:48,812

By the time we got to JFK and

had burned enough fuel the storm

00:38:48,842 --> 00:38:51,302

from Boston had made it to JFK.

00:38:51,602 --> 00:38:51,872

Great.

00:38:53,252 --> 00:38:55,382

So they were like, I will

just go to Newark real quick.

00:38:55,382 --> 00:38:55,652

Okay.

00:38:55,652 --> 00:38:56,192

Bye.

00:38:57,092 --> 00:38:58,112

Landon Newark.

00:38:58,532 --> 00:38:59,912

Fire trucks and everything.

00:39:00,722 --> 00:39:01,802

Wow.

00:39:01,832 --> 00:39:02,012

Yeah.

00:39:02,192 --> 00:39:02,912

You're sitting there though.

00:39:03,212 --> 00:39:06,872

We're going to JFK because it's

got the best emergency services

00:39:06,872 --> 00:39:08,222

and it's got the best runway.

00:39:08,222 --> 00:39:10,142

And then like psych,

we're going to New Jersey.

00:39:11,402 --> 00:39:12,062

Okay, which.

00:39:12,152 --> 00:39:13,952

We were not super excited, excited.

00:39:14,162 --> 00:39:18,422

I know, I don't like I've been on

a flight one time where the pilot

00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:20,672

was really, really descriptive.

00:39:20,972 --> 00:39:23,522

And I, I think it was just

like a storm or something.

00:39:24,002 --> 00:39:28,592

Nothing like that happened to me,

but they were just so descriptive.

00:39:28,592 --> 00:39:31,562

And I remember getting so nervous

and being like, I would have been

00:39:31,592 --> 00:39:33,902

fine if you didn't say anything.

00:39:33,932 --> 00:39:34,352

Yeah.

00:39:34,382 --> 00:39:37,502

Like we had no clue what's happening.

00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:41,282

And I mean, I do appreciate knowing

all of the information like, oh,

00:39:41,282 --> 00:39:45,062

I don't, but if the, if there's

something like you, the plane.

00:39:45,062 --> 00:39:46,322

Uh, stutters or whatever.

00:39:46,982 --> 00:39:49,472

But like, if that happens, then yeah.

00:39:49,502 --> 00:39:53,462

I want to know what the fuck that

just was, but I don't, I want to hear.

00:39:53,942 --> 00:39:55,622

You all, probably just

felt a little shutter.

00:39:55,922 --> 00:39:56,522

All good.

00:39:57,332 --> 00:39:58,082

That's what I want to hear.

00:39:58,142 --> 00:39:59,972

Even if I'm about to die,

I don't need a heads up.

00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:04,082

Yeah.

00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:08,042

I just think like there's a line

though, you know, like there's a line

00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:11,402

of what they should tell you versus

like, I, they should have to get to.

00:40:12,362 --> 00:40:15,662

Because the common American is

dumb . They had to TA I think that

00:40:15,842 --> 00:40:20,402

he was more descriptive on this cause

they, which I never knew that like

00:40:20,432 --> 00:40:22,402

came the, flight crew came down.

00:40:22,762 --> 00:40:26,452

And took the covers off

of the emergency doors.

00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:32,032

Oh, so there's covers on those to then

get to like the actual, like handles.

00:40:32,302 --> 00:40:33,022

Yeah.

00:40:33,022 --> 00:40:35,212

And I think that was the

scariest part, because you just

00:40:35,212 --> 00:40:37,582

said a lot of Americans are.

00:40:37,582 --> 00:40:38,212

Really dumb.

00:40:38,332 --> 00:40:38,482

Yeah.

00:40:38,572 --> 00:40:41,962

, and I would just say a lot of

people, especially in that situation.

00:40:42,202 --> 00:40:42,562

But yeah.

00:40:42,622 --> 00:40:43,852

Generally not.

00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:45,142

You just took the.

00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:45,529

Plat.

00:40:45,979 --> 00:40:48,979

Now they can see what they

can pull if they freak out.

00:40:49,009 --> 00:40:50,089

Now, once again, it's not.

00:40:50,629 --> 00:40:52,729

Did it open until the cabins?

00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:56,089

Depressurized, but that you

look at that like, okay.

00:40:56,089 --> 00:40:58,129

They're like actually getting us ready to.

00:40:58,519 --> 00:41:00,349

That's actually a scary thing.

00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:01,099

Raise your hand.

00:41:01,099 --> 00:41:01,399

If you'd like.

00:41:02,299 --> 00:41:02,539

Yeah.

00:41:04,399 --> 00:41:05,809

Then they started yelling brace.

00:41:05,809 --> 00:41:06,829

That was a little freaky.

00:41:06,979 --> 00:41:08,299

Oh man, they did.

00:41:08,929 --> 00:41:12,169

Anytime I sit in an exit row and they're

like, give you the whole spiel and

00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,429

you have to like verbally acknowledge.

00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,089

You're willing to help.

00:41:14,329 --> 00:41:17,149

I'm not like, I'm like, Hey, this isn't.

00:41:17,629 --> 00:41:18,589

I will help myself.

00:41:19,609 --> 00:41:20,239

I don't give up.

00:41:20,929 --> 00:41:23,269

Every man for myself also, they're

like, leave your luggage on board.

00:41:23,299 --> 00:41:23,689

Nope.

00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:24,319

I'm going to get my.

00:41:24,889 --> 00:41:25,249

Okay.

00:41:25,279 --> 00:41:27,049

I would leave my luggage.

00:41:27,559 --> 00:41:28,369

My purse.

00:41:28,939 --> 00:41:29,689

Like my backpack.

00:41:30,049 --> 00:41:30,439

Whatever.

00:41:30,949 --> 00:41:32,359

I wouldn't be thinking about that.

00:41:32,689 --> 00:41:35,389

I would stay directly on the plane.

00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:37,969

I want to know going into a

million pieces because I'm not.

00:41:39,379 --> 00:41:40,669

I'm not doing work that day.

00:41:40,879 --> 00:41:42,499

Why, why were they yelling?

00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:43,309

Brace?

00:41:45,319 --> 00:41:45,679

Yeah.

00:41:45,949 --> 00:41:49,759

When you land, it's going to, it's not

like a normal, Hey, we're going to land.

00:41:49,969 --> 00:41:53,689

The plane was super heavy because

of the fuel and everything.

00:41:53,739 --> 00:41:56,949

. Well, you know, that bracing position they

tell you is so that you die immediately.

00:41:56,949 --> 00:41:57,159

Yeah.

00:41:57,249 --> 00:41:57,789

Like it's.

00:41:57,939 --> 00:42:00,579

Yes, because it's like, your

head will be just crushed in.

00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:03,459

Once again, call in and let us know.

00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:06,789

No, that's real.

00:42:06,879 --> 00:42:09,729

Guys next week.

00:42:09,789 --> 00:42:11,289

We're all traveling next week, Kelly.

00:42:11,739 --> 00:42:13,269

Over it tomorrow.

00:42:17,229 --> 00:42:20,109

Oh, you don't want to live through

a plane crash, like with, you

00:42:20,139 --> 00:42:21,549

know, for an extra few minutes.

00:42:21,579 --> 00:42:22,509

Oh, You want it to be.

00:42:23,409 --> 00:42:26,979

Also, if you're listening and

you get, play in sick, the best

00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,359

place to sit as by the wings.

00:42:28,809 --> 00:42:29,529

So like zone too.

00:42:29,529 --> 00:42:31,779

But that's the most

stable I'm stressed out.

00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:33,219

I mean, you've done it.

00:42:33,249 --> 00:42:34,269

You guys have done it.

00:42:34,689 --> 00:42:35,289

I'm stressed.

00:42:36,219 --> 00:42:37,299

That's not something.

00:42:37,479 --> 00:42:39,579

High five about it is when it's us.

00:42:40,449 --> 00:42:41,229

It's going to happen.

00:42:41,349 --> 00:42:42,789

Yeah, you can't do anything about it.

00:42:43,149 --> 00:42:45,099

So enjoy the ride and bring

your Bluetooth adapters.

00:42:45,099 --> 00:42:46,569

So you can be amused while it happens.

00:42:47,379 --> 00:42:49,119

You just want to be on the

left side of the curtain.

00:42:49,959 --> 00:42:50,559

Brian.

00:42:51,309 --> 00:42:51,759

I'm kidding.

00:42:52,119 --> 00:42:52,539

I'm not.

00:42:53,019 --> 00:42:53,919

Uh, do you know what that means?

00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:54,579

Kelly now?

00:42:56,692 --> 00:42:57,112

Brian.

00:42:57,112 --> 00:43:00,292

And I obviously, I think we've all

gathered or travel snobs, but like

00:43:00,292 --> 00:43:03,892

in a perfect world, when you get on

an international flight, you want to

00:43:03,892 --> 00:43:06,052

turn left because that's first class.

00:43:06,172 --> 00:43:06,652

Oh, my God.

00:43:06,742 --> 00:43:07,612

And if you turn right.

00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,922

Go upstairs or go up, so correct.

00:43:10,192 --> 00:43:12,052

Um, where there's showers and beds.

00:43:12,082 --> 00:43:12,202

Yeah.

00:43:12,532 --> 00:43:13,522

I'm in a bar.

00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:17,362

Um, where it's kind of funny, like

Kelly, you're a budding traveler.

00:43:17,392 --> 00:43:18,742

You're, you're a budget traveler.

00:43:18,772 --> 00:43:21,212

I am, , like a baller on a budget.

00:43:21,392 --> 00:43:24,332

So I'm like kind of a 50 50

at this point in my career.

00:43:24,572 --> 00:43:26,372

And then Brian over here

is like, turn right.

00:43:26,372 --> 00:43:27,482

Are you fucking kidding me with.

00:43:30,332 --> 00:43:33,802

I would never, every class affairs

represented, , at this table with.

00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:34,882

That's really lovely.

00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:37,132

That's what we do here.

00:43:37,822 --> 00:43:38,362

Turn left.

00:43:39,262 --> 00:43:40,252

Hopefully not me.

00:43:40,282 --> 00:43:40,882

I go right.

00:43:42,112 --> 00:43:42,592

I go right.

00:43:42,592 --> 00:43:43,372

A lot more than.

00:43:44,482 --> 00:43:46,552

I want to, especially on work trips.

00:43:47,032 --> 00:43:48,232

Uh, could I come out of here?

00:43:48,262 --> 00:43:49,432

It's hard to get upgraded.

00:43:49,672 --> 00:43:50,572

Yeah, it's true.

00:43:50,572 --> 00:43:51,142

It's true.

00:43:51,412 --> 00:43:51,742

,

Okay.

00:43:51,772 --> 00:43:54,532

If your plane was going down,

you could listen to one song.

00:43:54,622 --> 00:43:55,402

Oh, my God.

00:43:56,062 --> 00:43:56,872

What would it be?

00:43:56,962 --> 00:43:57,532

Brian?

00:43:58,472 --> 00:43:59,972

You gotta give me a

minute to think of that.

00:44:00,092 --> 00:44:01,532

I wouldn't be listening to a song.

00:44:01,832 --> 00:44:02,762

What would you be listening to?

00:44:02,822 --> 00:44:03,302

Nothing.

00:44:03,632 --> 00:44:04,682

But, but okay.

00:44:04,682 --> 00:44:05,462

But that's not the question.

00:44:06,392 --> 00:44:07,352

Sound of silence.

00:44:09,812 --> 00:44:12,062

Um, I feel like I knew immediately