"Irsu’s family has guarded the tomb of one of Pharaohs for generations. Today he will finally learn why."
Today’s story is “The Tomb Guardian” by friend-of-the-fireplace NightEyes DaySpring, which appeared on his Patreon. A wolf with a penchant for coffee, NightEyes’ work has appeared in anthologies like FANG and Heat, and he edited the anthology Dissident Signals with Slip-Wolf. You can find more about his writing on twitter at @wolfwithcoffee or check out his website, https://nighteyes-dayspring.com.
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Speaker:I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and today’s story is
Speaker:“The Tomb Guardian”
Speaker:by friend-of-the-fireplace NightEyes DaySpring,
Speaker:which appeared on his Patreon.
Speaker:A wolf with a penchant for coffee,
Speaker:NightEyes’ work has appeared in anthologies like FANG and Heat,
Speaker:and he edited the anthology Dissident Signals with Slip-Wolf.
Speaker:You can find more about his writing on twitter
Speaker:at @wolfwithcoffee
Speaker:or check out his website, https://nighteyes
Speaker:-dayspring.com.
Please enjoy:“The Tomb Guardian”
Please enjoy:by NightEyes Dayspring
Please enjoy:Irsu crouched behind the pillar in the darkness,
Please enjoy:his tail lashing silently behind him.
Please enjoy:Only the faintest light crept in from outside,
Please enjoy:but the two fennecs the cheetah was watching
Please enjoy:had entered the tomb carrying an oil lamp that cast long shadows through the antechamber.
Please enjoy:The fennecs were talking as they studied the hieroglyphics
Please enjoy:and the sealed door of the tomb.
Please enjoy:“I was right. I knew this would be here.
Please enjoy:I believe this belonged to one of the pharaohs,”
Please enjoy:said one of the fennecs, the shorter one.
Please enjoy:Both were dressed in loose fitting desert clothing.
Please enjoy:The taller fennec scratched at an ear.
Please enjoy:“You were right. I wonder if it’s been opened yet.”
Please enjoy:“Hard to say. The entranceway looks like it was dug out recently, but the clay seal is intact,”
Please enjoy:said the short fennec,
Please enjoy:inspecting the rope that bound the doors to the tomb closed.
Please enjoy:“Well, their loss then,”
Please enjoy:said the taller one.
Please enjoy:“With the treasure in here, we’ll be rich.
Please enjoy:We’ll no longer have to live on scraps.”
Please enjoy:“Yeah, let me cut this rope off,” said the other fox,
Please enjoy:putting down the oil lamp.
Please enjoy:Irsu stepped out from behind the pillar,
Please enjoy:lifting up his khopesh,
Please enjoy:creeping forward with the sickle-sword ready to strike.
Please enjoy:He’d seen enough.
Please enjoy:These two were tomb robbers,
Please enjoy:and it was his job to defend this place.
Please enjoy:His family had served Sethos III through many generations,
Please enjoy:passing the blade down through the family,
Please enjoy:and he was not about ready to shrink back from his ancestral duty.
Please enjoy:Just as he started to swing the khopesh,
Please enjoy:the shorter fennec flicked an ear and turned.
Please enjoy:Irsu brought the blade down on the taller fennec who cried out in agony as he was struck in the shoulder.
Please enjoy:As the cheetah yanked the khopesh back,
Please enjoy:something silver flashed and the shorter fennec stabbed at him
Please enjoy:before backpaddling.
Please enjoy:The fennec’s dagger sunk right between his ribs,
Please enjoy:and Irsu stumbled back.
Please enjoy:The taller fennec feebly tried to staunch the wound,
Please enjoy:but he quickly crumbled.
Please enjoy:“This is our find!”
Please enjoy:snarled the smaller fennec.
Please enjoy:“This is the property of Sethos III,
Please enjoy:He-Who-Pacifies-the-Heart-of-Ra,”
Please enjoy:spat Irsu, pressing his free hand
Please enjoy:against the wound in his flank.
Please enjoy:Blood oozed around his fingers to stain his yellow fur.
Please enjoy:“It is my duty to defend it.”
Please enjoy:The fennec’s ears flicked.
Please enjoy:“Wait, I’ve seen you in the village before.
Please enjoy:You are from the Noor family.
Please enjoy:You keep to yourself.
Please enjoy:What are you doing here?”
Please enjoy:Irsu snarled.
Please enjoy:“My family serves the Pharaoh.
Please enjoy:Pharaoh.” “What? This tomb is thousands of years old.”
Please enjoy:The short fennec glanced at his partner
Please enjoy:who was lying on the ground
Please enjoy:in a giant pool of blood.
Please enjoy:“And you killed my brother!”
Please enjoy:snarled the fox. “You attacked my tomb!”
Please enjoy:yelled Irsu, leaping toward the fennec.
Please enjoy:His swing went wide, and the fennec easily dodged.
Please enjoy:As the fennec backed up,
Please enjoy:Irsu lunged forward.
Please enjoy:He closed the gap and swung again, bringing the blade across the fennec’s chest.
Please enjoy:As he struck the fox,
Please enjoy:he felt the dagger tear through his stomach.
Please enjoy:The cheetah’s eyes widened
Please enjoy:and he dropped
Please enjoy:the khopesh as he staggered. The fennec hit the floor,
Please enjoy:rolling to the side.
Please enjoy:“Bastard…” sputtered the fennec
Please enjoy:as he lay coughing on the stone floor.
Please enjoy:There was a growing sticky wetness in Irsu’s spotted fur.
Please enjoy:He stumbled over to the wall of the tomb
Please enjoy:and slipped down against the door,
Please enjoy:his blood smeared across the faded painting on the wall.
Please enjoy:He’d done his duty, but his blood quickly joined the pool of the blood from the first fennec he’d slain.
Please enjoy:The cheetah closed his eyes,
Please enjoy:and slumped to the side,
Please enjoy:dead. # He awoke to lamplight in the tomb.
Please enjoy:The dust and sand that covered the antechamber floor were gone.
Please enjoy:Instead of worn, faded paintings,
Please enjoy:the richly painted walls and ceiling were bright and fresh.
Please enjoy:The bodies of the fennecs were gone,
Please enjoy:and instead a figure cloaked in darkness stood over him.
Please enjoy:In one hand he carried a scepter with a curved head and ears,
Please enjoy:while in the other he carried an oil lamp.
Please enjoy:“It has been a long, long time since someone has made this journey,”
Please enjoy:intoned a deep voice.
Please enjoy:“Journey?” asked the cat,
Please enjoy:blinking to try and focus his eyes.
Please enjoy:“Yes, the journey here.
Please enjoy:A thousand years at least,
Please enjoy:I think. Time gets a bit meaningless to someone like myself, but I imagine to you that means something.
Please enjoy:Now stand.” Unsure of what was going on, the cheetah got up.
Please enjoy:He felt along his stomach.
Please enjoy:His wounds were gone.
Please enjoy:“What is your name?”
Please enjoy:“My name is…” he stumbled.
Please enjoy:He couldn’t remember.
Please enjoy:“What is your name?”
Please enjoy:repeated the figure in black.
Please enjoy:His ears fell. “I don’t remember.”
Please enjoy:“Your family did not prepare the spells for you?”
Please enjoy:“Spells?” “The spells.
Please enjoy:Without the spells you can’t complete the journey.
Please enjoy:How did you get here?”
Please enjoy:“I walk from the village to the tomb at night.
Please enjoy:I come here to guard it.”
Please enjoy:The dark figure considered for a moment.
Please enjoy:“Where did you die?”
Please enjoy:“In the tomb of Sethos III, fulfilling my duty.”
Please enjoy:The dark figure was silent for a moment.
Please enjoy:“Ah yes, I remember him.
Please enjoy:It has been centuries since he came.
Please enjoy:His soul was too heavy though, and I had to feed him to Ammit.
Please enjoy:He was not worthy of entering Du’at.”
Please enjoy:The cheetah was silent.
Please enjoy:The figure before him was not cloaked in darkness;
Please enjoy:he was pitch black, with tall canine ears.
Please enjoy:Gold glinted on him.
Please enjoy:“I’m dead, and you’re…”
Please enjoy:the cheetah trailed off.
Please enjoy:“Foremost of the Westerners, Master of Secrets,
Please enjoy:the Dog Who Swallows Millions…
Please enjoy:The titles go on and on, but yes, you are indeed dead,
Please enjoy:and I am here to weigh your heart.
Please enjoy:However, without the spells, you cannot pass into Du’at.”
Please enjoy:His mother had told him about the old ways,
Please enjoy:the traditions his family still followed.
Please enjoy:He’d not really believed,
Please enjoy:but he’d followed the duty of his parents, and his grandparents, and those before.
Please enjoy:They’d given him a name older than anyone in the village had,
Please enjoy:and he honored it by doing the duty of his family.
Please enjoy:A name he could no longer remember.
Please enjoy:“My apologies for having brought you here for nothing, Lord Anubis.”
Please enjoy:The jackal shrugged.
Please enjoy:“As I said, no one has made the journey in a long time.”
Please enjoy:He pondered. “Who are your mother and father?”
Please enjoy:“Nebet is my mother.
Please enjoy:She married Alif son of Mahmood.”
Please enjoy:“Nebet. Are your parents still alive?”
Please enjoy:“No. They both died a few years ago.
Please enjoy:We are a poor family and our crops failed when the Nile did not rise enough.”
Please enjoy:The jackal god pondered.
Please enjoy:“They did not come to me, so it is unlikely they passed into Du’at.
Please enjoy:It is likely they went elsewhere when they died.”
Please enjoy:“And me?” “We will weigh your heart, but first I need to know who you were.”
Please enjoy:“I can tell you my life,
Please enjoy:but my name is…” He couldn’t remember.
Please enjoy:Everything was there but his name.
Please enjoy:The jackal pointed to the sealed door and walked over to it.
Please enjoy:“We will borrow Sethos’s Book of the Dead. He has no need of it now.”
Please enjoy:Cradling the staff in the crock of his arm,
Please enjoy:he reached for the clay seal and spoke an incantation.
Please enjoy:The seal released,
Please enjoy:the rope falling harmlessly to the floor.
Please enjoy:Anubis touched the plaster wall and it dissolved.
Please enjoy:Carrying his staff and oil lamp,
Please enjoy:he entered the tomb
Please enjoy:and the cheetah followed. Anubis frowned. Inside the tomb was empty. Everything that should have been
Please enjoy:there was gone, each room stripped bare. The treasury, the burial chamber,
Please enjoy:even the storm room, were all empty.
Please enjoy:The bright pictures and hieroglyphics
Please enjoy:depicting Sethos’s life covering the walls showed that the tomb had been completed,
Please enjoy:but none of the things that were meant to sustain his ka
Please enjoy:were present. Only a sarcophagus was present,
Please enjoy:its lid hanging partly off the base from when Sethos had awoken.
Please enjoy:“Is it supposed to be empty?”
Please enjoy:asked the cheetah nervously.
Please enjoy:“No,” said the jackal.
Please enjoy:“Someone replaced the seals after taking the goods out,
Please enjoy:or they buried him with nothing.”
Please enjoy:He held the oil lamp up and looked over the walls.
Please enjoy:Images of battle filled them.
Please enjoy:“I sense this is why his ka was too heavy.
Please enjoy:His deeds in life weighed down his heart in death.”
Please enjoy:“My ancestors have guarded an empty tomb?”
Please enjoy:the cheetah said in disbelief.
Please enjoy:The jackal turned.
Please enjoy:“Apparently so, for a very, very long time.
Please enjoy:If there was a Book of the Dead here,
Please enjoy:it has long since been taken.”
Please enjoy:He scanned the walls,
Please enjoy:walking along, until the jackal stopped at a small inscription.
Please enjoy:“Sethos was a vain man.
Please enjoy:He filled these walls with his deeds and only his deeds.
Please enjoy:I do not see a single depiction of his wife
Please enjoy:of parents in here.
Please enjoy:He was obviously a man who wanted to be remembered.
Please enjoy:He doesn’t seem to have many of the spells inscribed on the walls of his tomb,
Please enjoy:but the one to remember his name is right here.”
Please enjoy:The jackal pointed at some hieroglyphics.
Please enjoy:The cheetah glanced at the spell.
Please enjoy:“I can’t read that.
Please enjoy:How is that going to help me remember my name is Irsu?”
Please enjoy:The jackal smiled
Please enjoy:and the cheetah’s eyes got wide.
Please enjoy:“The mind knows. Irsu?
Please enjoy:It is a good name.
Please enjoy:Come, we shall weigh your ka now.”
Please enjoy:He felt suddenly complete,
Please enjoy:and yet he was still not ready.
Please enjoy:“Aren’t the rest of the spells missing?”
Please enjoy:Isru asked. “First things first,” said Anubis,
Please enjoy:leading Irsu back to the tomb’s antechamber.
Please enjoy:The room was now lit by multiple lamps,
Please enjoy:a set of large black scales with golden accents had appeared in the room.
Please enjoy:The ceiling had a beautiful blue and gold design
Please enjoy:he’d never noticed before,
Please enjoy:and it looked almost like the night sky in the light.
Please enjoy:A creature with the head of a crocodile,
Please enjoy:the mane and chest of a lion, and legs of a hippo
Please enjoy:waited to one side of the scales. “It is good of you to
Please enjoy:come now, Ammit. It has been an age since we have done this,” spoke the jackal.
Please enjoy:Ammit laughed, showing all the long teeth in her mouth.
Please enjoy:“It has been too long since I have eaten someone’s ka,” she rasped.
Please enjoy:“First we see if he is worthy.”
Please enjoy:The jackal walked over to the scales, setting down the oil lamp.
Please enjoy:The cheetah followed Anubis, and Ammit
Please enjoy:watched intently as he passed.
Please enjoy:She waited patiently,
Please enjoy:leaning against one of the pillars in the tomb,
Please enjoy:as Anubis checked the scales and then pulled out a feather he had been carrying, tucked into his waistband.
Please enjoy:The feather was white,
Please enjoy:and seemed almost to float in the air.
Please enjoy:Even to Irsu, he could tell it wielded great power.
Please enjoy:“Irsu, son of Nebet and Alif, you stand before the scales to weigh your heart with the feather of truth Ma’at
Please enjoy:gives us. It is my duty to judge you, and you shall be judged.
Please enjoy:If you are worthy,
Please enjoy:I will think of what I can then do for you. Are you
Please enjoy:ready?” “I… yes?” stammered Irsu.
Please enjoy:What else could he say?
Please enjoy:The jackal nodded
Please enjoy:and walked up to the cheetah,
Please enjoy:and placed one hand on his shoulder
Please enjoy:and the other on his stomach.
Please enjoy:He whispered something and pulled his hand back.
Please enjoy:In it he held Irsu’s heart,
Please enjoy:his ka. Slowly it beat with Irsu’s life essence.
Please enjoy:The cheetah could only stare at it as Anubis placed it
Please enjoy:on one hanging platter, which tipped down.
Please enjoy:He then reached for the feather
Please enjoy:and placed it on the other platter.
Please enjoy:Slowly the scales
Please enjoy:evened out. The god nodded satisfied.
Please enjoy:“Do you know the forty-two negative confessions?”
Please enjoy:“The what?” “The forty-two things you should not do.
Please enjoy:Not commit robbery with violence. Not steal. Not slay men and women. Not curse the gods. The list goes on.”
Please enjoy:“I killed two men in defense of this tomb,”
Please enjoy:whispered Irsu. As he spoke the balance of the scales wavered.
Please enjoy:Anubis paused. “That was your duty though to do, was it not?”
Please enjoy:Irsu nodded slowly,
Please enjoy:tail lashing behind himself,
Please enjoy:ears pinned back.
Please enjoy:The god considered for a minute,
Please enjoy:watching the scales.
Please enjoy:He then reached for Irsu’s heart
Please enjoy:and picked it up.
Please enjoy:Almost imperceptibly,
Please enjoy:the scales tilted since the feather was the only thing on it.
Please enjoy:“I cannot ask you to do the confessions if you were never taught them.
Please enjoy:However, your heart does not bear witness against you,
Please enjoy:and you have made no preparations to lie. I deem you
Please enjoy:worthy.” The cheetah sagged
Please enjoy:and Anubis walked back to the cheetah
Please enjoy:and placed his hand on his chest,
Please enjoy:giving Irsu back his ka.
Please enjoy:“Thank you,” whispered Irsu,
Please enjoy:“but now what?” “You complete the journey.”
Please enjoy:The jackal looked around expectantly,
Please enjoy:but there was no one else in the room.
Please enjoy:”Ammit, where are the others?”
Please enjoy:The chimera looked disappointed.
Please enjoy:“They did not come.
Please enjoy:Irsu has not completed any preparation for this journey.
Please enjoy:Thoth said he could not record his name
Please enjoy:because he never intended to make this trip.”
Please enjoy:The jackal frowned,
Please enjoy:thinking. “Is my heart too heavy?”
Please enjoy:asked Irsu, ears back.
Please enjoy:“No.” Anubis walked around the tomb,
Please enjoy:inspecting the hieroglyphics in the antechamber.
Please enjoy:“You came to me because I was to judge any here.”
Please enjoy:He traced a hand across the wall.
Please enjoy:“Just like I judged Sethos.”
Please enjoy:The jackal stopped and glanced up and down.
Please enjoy:“What is it?” asked Irsu.
Please enjoy:“It’s the spells,” said Ammit.
Please enjoy:“I thought the spells were missing?”
Please enjoy:asked Irsu. Anubis traced his hands across the wall, carefully reading.
Please enjoy:“It’s the spells, isn’t it,” repeated the crocodile chimera.
Please enjoy:“Sethos must have had them altered to suit his needs.”
Please enjoy:“It’s more than just that.
Please enjoy:Sethos added his own.”
Please enjoy:The jackal turned around.
Please enjoy:“He made it so that anyone who lay here would be judged by me,
Please enjoy:and he bound your family to this place.
Please enjoy:So great was his hubris he thought he could cheat the truth of what Ma’at shows us,
Please enjoy:but so quickly did his heart betray him.”
Please enjoy:“So, I’m trapped here?”
Please enjoy:asked Irsu. “I can always free you,” suggested Ammit,
Please enjoy:her tongue licking one of her exposed fangs.
Please enjoy:“Let me think,” said Anubis.
Please enjoy:The cheetah walked up to the wall.
Please enjoy:“You said he bound my family to this place?”
Please enjoy:“Yes. As long as your forefathers’ bloodline lived in the world above, they would be called to protect this tomb.”
Please enjoy:“Not all my ancestors came here.
Please enjoy:My brother and sister have never been.”
Please enjoy:“The spell must have weakened as the generations passed.”
Please enjoy:“Can I leave?” Ammit spoke up.
Please enjoy:“Even if you could pass into Du’at without the spells, you cannot go to Aaru,
Please enjoy:the field of reeds.
Please enjoy:Osiris will not accept you unless Thoth records your name.”
Please enjoy:“Then?” Anubis shook his head.
Please enjoy:“I cannot send you on your way.
Please enjoy:You will never be able to complete the journey.”
Please enjoy:“Perhaps. I could go
Please enjoy:with you?” Irsu asked Anubis.
Please enjoy:“Me?” he pondered. “It has been a long time since I ruled the underworld, but I can take certain liberties.
Please enjoy:Osiris would not object.
Please enjoy:Is that what you want?”
Please enjoy:Irsu nodded. “It would be better than here.”
Please enjoy:Ammit pushed off from the pillar.
Please enjoy:“I was hoping to just eat him,”
Please enjoy:she said, walking past them toward a door of light that appeared in the far wall.
Please enjoy:“Oh well, perhaps we’ll be rewarded with another someday.”
Please enjoy:She vanished through the light.
Please enjoy:Irsu blinked at the doorway of light.
Please enjoy:“Go. I’ll be right behind you,”
Please enjoy:Anubis said, pointing toward the doorway.
Please enjoy:Hesitantly Irsu walked up to it.
Please enjoy:He turned around,
Please enjoy:but the jackal made a shooing motion.
Please enjoy:The cheetah walked through the light
Please enjoy:and was gone. Anubis walked over to where the khopesh still lay on the floor and picked it up.
Please enjoy:The blade shone in the light.
Please enjoy:He went over to the wall where one of the spells
Please enjoy:Sethos had placed was inscribed,
Please enjoy:the one that called to those of the Noor family.
Please enjoy:With a whispered word of strength to the blade,
Please enjoy:he struck the wall with the khopesh
Please enjoy:until the name of the Noor’s had been chipped from the wall.
Please enjoy:No one would come here now.
Please enjoy:Sethos would be forgotten now by time.
Please enjoy:Satisfied, he dropped the sickle-sword and the magic he’d used to reinforce it gave way.
Please enjoy:The blade shattered.
Please enjoy:Smiling, Anubis then walked to the portal of light.
Please enjoy:As he left, all the light in the room faded
Please enjoy:and darkness swallowed the tomb
Please enjoy:as sand started to fill it.
Please enjoy:This was “The Tomb Guardian”
Please enjoy:by NightEyes DaySpring,
Please enjoy:read for you by Khaki,
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