Phil Collins is back, and so are we. But we don't have an embarrasing song in the closet like he does. We do have the inside story on what sounds like a new Italian at Man City, though he better be ready for the fact there's no cat videos to be seen anywhere at the Etihad. We ask which footballer might you be driving, we figure out who's gonna be the next England manager AND we turn the lights down low and get sexy. #MansfieldTown #LCFC #England #GarethSouthgate #PizzaHut #Ranieri #IainDowie #AlanPartridge #Benteke #Legs #ZZTop #Jose #StandUpToCancer On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Just like at Crystal Palace, they have a special relationship, even if Jim can't spell. So if you're wondering what the title is, so are we. It doesn't really make any sense to anybody, not even him! But you've gotta work with what you've got, and what we have is not a lot, but you can see it all at www.ontheleftside.co.uk Incidental music performed by Wooly and Ant at PYHP studios. No sound effects were used in this production. It all really happened.