It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben and Xhafer, well really just Xhafer, gets notably irritable at the lack of Kung-Fu Babies.

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all this?

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Track 2_002: I know I don't.

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Track 1_002: I'm Jafar.

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Track 2_002: And I am Ben.

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Track 1_002: And today we are going

to go over what actually fucking

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happened in Into the Badlands.

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Track 2_002: Do you think we'll

understand it any better, Ja'far?

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I hope,

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Track 1_002: but given I could not

find a succinct plot synopsis, I

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found one where each season got

a like eight sentence paragraph.

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Track 2_002: Ooh.

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Track 1_002: And we could have

read that and been done and

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had a five minute episode.

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Or what I've opted for is to go through

the Wikipedia page where there is a

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short paragraph about every episode.

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Track 2_002: Alright.

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Track 1_002: But before we

do that, why don't we go over

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our predictions once more?

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Uh, just to know where we're scoring here.

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And just to remind our listeners,

while Ben gets his predictions lined

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up, we score points one for daytime,

two for evening, three for prime time.

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These are all predictions we've

made at the end of our episodes

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over the course of the show.

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Uh, we score those points.

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Whoever has the most points

at the end of the next.

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Episode, which is going to be a, uh,

go back and watch one that we missed.

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That's really highly rated.

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Whoever wins, this will

announce our next show.

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We'll take a couple of weeks off

and then we'll come back with that.

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Track 2_002: Yep.

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Track 1_002: Alright,

Predictions, Season 1, Episode 1.

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Track 2_002: I had Ryder tries

to overthrow his dad, Azra is

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real but it's shitty, and Lydia

kills Quinn and frames Sunny.

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Track 1_002: my daytime is

Nick Frost shows up, hey!

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Evening, uh, Sunny, , betrays Quinn.

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And leaves the Red Armadillo Lands, and

my prime time is Azra actually sucks.

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Season 2, Episode 1, my daytime

is Badgie and Sunny reconcile.

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Evening, MK's master has the Dark Gift.

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Prime time, MK rescues Sunny

once he can control his gift.

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And

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Track 2_002: I had Sunny escapes from

the mine, Badgie actually helps him

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escape, and Quinn wants to use Sunny and

Vale's baby to get back to being barren.

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Season

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Track 1_002: 2, Episode 5, I've got

Nos shows up again and gets got.

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Evening.

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We, as in the viewers, uh,

won't see Amelia again.

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This was true.

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as I made this prediction, I

did specify it's not that the

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character never shows up again.

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It's that we, as the viewers of

last time on, skipping around,

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will not see this character.

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Track 2_002: Yep.

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Track 1_002: And then my prime

time, we get back in the Badlands

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by the start of season three.

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Awesome

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Track 2_002: I had Nos and crew chase

Sonny, it does not go well for them.

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Ava chases MK, but decides to join him.

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And Quinn leaves Lydia alive,

Waldo finds her, after Quinn leaves

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the bunker, and they team up.

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Track 1_002: Season three, episode one.

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My daytime is Quinn is Not Dead.

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My evening is MK Learns.

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The real gift is the friendship

we made along the way.

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And prime time is Henry

gets in a kung fu fight.

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Track 2_002: Nope.

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Uh,

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Track 1_002: hey, we don't know.

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And I did specify, maybe it's a

time skipper or a dream sequence or

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something when I made that prediction.

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So we'll see.

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What lies ahead for us here?

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Track 2_002: I had the

Pilgrim is the big bad.

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the finale is them defending Azra.

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And Bajie ends up as Tilda's regent

as she rules the Badlands at the end.

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Track 1_002: Season 3, episode 7, Sunny's

sister shows up, the Pilgrim was exiled

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from Azra, and Tilda dies in the finale.

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Track 2_002: And I had the boat

sinks, Sunny's sister becomes

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Queen of Azra, and the widow

sacrifices herself in the finale.

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Track 1_002: And season three, episode 14,

moon dies, mk Face turn, and Sunny dies.

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Track 2_002: And I had, Silver

Moon kills Cressida, the widow

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gets her gift back and uses it.

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Track 1_002: Yeah.

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To No.

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To To heal.

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Track 2_002: To heal a dying

Tilda at the cost of her own life.

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Track 1_002: Uh,

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Track 2_002: And, uh, Kanan

shows up out of nowhere to save

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Sunny and ends up raising Henry.

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Track 1_002: and uh, do we want to

score any of these we know are to be

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true or false at this point real quick?

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Like, I know I got my Nick Frost shows up.

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Yeah.

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Sunny betrays Quinn.

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Technically, we didn't see that.

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We saw what looked like the aftermath of

that though, but we'll see, we'll read it.

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we do know that Badgie

and Sunny reconcile.

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Track 2_002: Yes.

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Track 1_002: We do know that

MK's masterized the Dark Gift.

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Track 2_002: Yes.

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Track 1_002: Let's see here.

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Track 2_002: should

have done what you did.

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Um, let's

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Track 1_002: Let's see.

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They are in the Badlands

by the start of Season 3.

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When we go into the premiere.

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Let's see here.

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Sunny Sister does show up.

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Uh, Tilda does die in the finale.

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Track 2_002: No.

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Track 1_002: Oh, come on.

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Till

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Track 2_002: got a heartbeat.

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Track 1_002: She had a heartbeat for a

minute and then they set bombs for 20.

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Track 2_002: They are

driving away to get her help.

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She is not dead.

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Track 1_002: Uh, we will see

what it says at the end here.

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Track 2_002: Um, we know Moon doesn't die.

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No.

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Track 1_002: Um, we know Moon doesn't die.

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No.

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Uh, we know MK did not have a face

turn in between the last two episodes.

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And Sonny does die.

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Track 2_002: Yes, Sunny does die.

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Track 1_002: And I think that's

it for me, unless we wanna count.

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Ezra actually sucks.

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I feel pretty confident about

that one, but I guess we'll learn

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Track 2_002: We'll learn.

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Track 1_002: We'll,

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Track 2_002: I also still

believe Azra is in our hearts.

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Track 1_002: You would

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Track 2_002: I mean, I had a

handful that I was also able to

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Track 1_002: just instant give me,

give me points for, um, I mean, I had

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a handful that I was also able to cross

out immediately and a few that I feel are

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going to be crossed out pretty quickly.

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Track 2_002: Yeah.

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Track 1_002: unless we find out

Quinn shows up in like season three,

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episode two, before he gets gladed.

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Yeah.

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Alright,

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Track 2_002: Let's go

and read our synopses.

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Track 1_002: All right.

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So we start on the fort.

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We watched this one.

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Do we want to read the ones we watched?

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Track 2_002: might as well

for everybody back at home.

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Track 1_002: Sunny is a highly

skilled fighter and the deadliest

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head clipper for Baron Quinn.

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Battles the nomads to rescue a

mysterious boy named MK who harbors

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a dark secret about his past.

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When he brings him back to the

fort to train as a colt, a clipper

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in training, Things get quickly

out of hand with another trainee.

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When his

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Track 2_002: drawn, M.

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K.

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loses control of himself

as something takes over his

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Track 1_002: body, making the boy

valuable to an opposing Baron the Widow.

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Meanwhile, Sonny discovers M.

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K.

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's pendant has the same image as one

of his childhood compass pieces of

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a place called Azra, the boy's home.

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In order to seek out the truth about his

own past, Sonny wants to know more about

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the city beyond the Badlands and must find

a way out, especially now that his lover

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Vale is illegally pregnant with his child.

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Episode 2, Fist Like a Bullet.

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After wandering into the Widow's

territory, MK meets the Widow's

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daughter, Tilda, whom he follows

for refuge in her mother's mansion.

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But it turns out to be a dangerous

place, since she wants to use his dark

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power to overthrow the other Barons.

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Meanwhile, after Quinn's headaches are

diagnosed by his long time doctor as

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a tumor, he doesn't have long to live.

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He wants to keep the news a secret,

so he orders Sonny to clip the

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doctor and his wife, Vale's parents,

who know about their unborn baby.

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Fuckin yikes!

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However, Sonny refuses, and Quinn has

to murder them himself, and gives him

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a second chance to test his loyalty.

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Later, when Sonny and Ryder are

attacked by the Widow's Nomads, MK

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saves Sonny's life, and agrees to

show them the way out of the Badlands.

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But Sonny has a condition, he

will bring MK back to the Fort for

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training, so he can be strong enough

to smuggle Vale and the baby out.

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Uh, is that our...

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Is that our retribution, Rar?

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Is that the, is that the betrayal?

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He refuses to kill his

girlfriend's parents?

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Track 2_002: Uh, he seems...

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If you get a second chance, I

don't feel like it's a betrayal.

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Track 1_002: Eh, okay.

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Quinn seeks retribution against the

widow and pays the price while losing

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many clippers in his surprise attack.

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This is episode three,

White Stork Spreads Wings.

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M.

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K.

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breaks away from the cults to

steal the book about Azra and the

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Widow's study, where Tilda sees him.

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Sunny begins to train M.

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K., but he must first learn

discipline, especially when he

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underestimates Waldo during their

fight because Waldo uses a wheelchair.

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Oh, I betcha that was a fun fight.

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As Ryder's life slowly fades away...

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Jay desperately seeks help from Vale who

reluctantly yet successfully treats him.

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But it results in Quinn knowing

about her and Sunny's relationship.

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In order for Quinn to form an

alliance with Jacoby, the one Baron

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who hates him the least, Sunny must

reunite with Zephyr, Jacoby's regent.

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To arrange a meeting.

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MK brings the book to Veil to be

translated, but it's in a language

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she does not recognize as MK hides.

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Veil is interrupted by Quinn who wants

her to save him from his deadly illness.

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Track 2_002: Then we get to Season, uh,

1, Episode 4, Two Tigers Subdue Dragons.

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Sunny has to figure out how to

control MK's power, especially,

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uh, especially when he gets

knocked out by a single punch.

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Jade prepares for her wedding, and...

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Taking Lydia's advice, she

stops a relationship with Ryder,

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who feels broken and betrayed.

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Sunny finds out Vale has been

helping MK translate the Azra book

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and treating Quinn for his tumor.

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Later, Quinn sets a parlay with Baron

Jacoby to help him defeat the Widow

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after she beheads one of his Clippers.

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Both Barons meet in the City of the Dead

at Crossbends, where problems arise.

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MK spies a disguised Tilda and

gives pursuit, and they fight.

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Tilda cuts him, unleashing his

darkness that only she can stop.

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Rider is enlisted by Zephyr, uh, who

is secretly working for the Widow,

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to join their cause to start a war.

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Waldo Grant, sunny, an audience

with the River King, an importer

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of goods and cogs, uh, to reserve

a passage out of the Badlands.

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However, the River King demands mks

head as a payment due to mk, having

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previously killed some of his cogs.

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Episode five, snake, uh, creeps down.

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Track 2_002: he uses his broken

compass in the Azra books cutout.

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After the poppy fields are

abandoned, Quinn has a migraine

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and puts Jade in charge to train

Clippers on how to harvest.

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In order to look for the boy at the fort,

the widow takes in Quinn's cogs, promising

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them freedom in return for loyalty.

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Waldo tells Ryder to take MK's pendant

to Ryder's grandfather Penrith,

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Track 1_002: Penrith,

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Track 2_002: a preacher who says

Azra is just a made up story.

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Vale asks Quinn if he killed her parents.

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Uh...

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And he says it was Sunny's blade

that ended their lives, not his.

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When Sunny brings Petrie and his

colt, Bale, to track the Widow and

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her butterflies, Tilda warns M.

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K.

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that every time he is cut,

his life force gets weaker.

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A fight ensues between her mother,

the Widow, and Sunny, while Bale,

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wanting to make his first kill,

fights Tilda, but meets a deadly end

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when Mk cuts himself to save her.

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All right, then we get to episode

six, hands of, uh, hand of five

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poisons after his failure to finish

off The widow Quinn suspects that

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Sonny is a traitor and imprisons him.

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Track 1_002: Hey, there we go.

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Track 2_002: Meanwhile, Jade

frames Lydia for trying to poison

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Track 1_002: her as a result,

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Track 2_002: her, resulting

in Quinn exiling her.

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With no other choice, Lydia

returns to Penrith and rejoins

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her father's congregation.

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Later, Tilda kidnaps Vale, asking

her to treat the widow's wounds.

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Vale warns Tilda that her

mother does not truly love her.

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She leaves two bottles of poison

and the tincture, making it Tilda's

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choice whether to kill her or not.

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Instead, Tilda confronts the widow, who

insists she's trying to save MK, and

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explains she was once special like him.

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When MK escapes, Quinn convinces

him to join his ranks and return

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for sparing Tilda and Sunny's lives.

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He agrees.

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Sunny is freed by Waldo and

urges him to leave the Badlands,

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but he goes in search of MK.

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At the Dollhouse, Quinn is

ambushed by Ryder, who teams

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up with Jacoby and Zephyr.

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Quinn triggers MK's abilities, and

he quickly disposes of all of them.

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Uh, Sunny shows up, impales Quinn with

his sword, and attempts to subdue, uh, MK.

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However, three abbots arrive and easily

defeat them, revealing they all have the

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same abilities as MK, and take him away.

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In order to secure transportation out

of the Badlands, Sunny has presented

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Bale's head to the River King to pass

off as MK's, but the River King finds

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out and knows Sunny tried to cheat him.

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The River King captures him.

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Intending to sell sunny

to the highest bidder.

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into season two episode one.

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Tiger Pushes Mountain.

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We watch this one as well.

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Six months later,

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Sonny, now a picker, a miner used for

slave labor, excavates coal in the

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Bordeaux mines far from the Badlands.

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He befriends

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Track 1_002: a smuggler

who is shackled to him.

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After watching an arena fight

in which underperforming pickers

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are executed for not making their

quota, Sonny plans to escape.

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Badgie acquires a map

and wants to go with him.

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When Sonny refuses, Badgie betrays

his true identity to the mine bosses.

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Track 2_002: the Engineer.

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Track 1_002: Meanwhile, MK

undergoes training from the

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Abbotts under the tutelage of Ava.

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Later, MK meets the Master, who promises

his freedom if he can learn to control

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his abilities and oversees his training.

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In the Badlands, Ryder, a Baron

following his father's presumed death,

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controls Quinn, Jacoby, and the Widow's

territories alongside his love, Jade.

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During an inspection of the oil fields,

the Widow and Tilda, now a Regent, return.

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In a surprise attack, they

reclaim them, kill most of Ryder's

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Clippers, and force him to retreat.

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They preside over a growing army of

former cogs and dolls, promising to

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end the Badlands feudal system and

replace it with a democratic society.

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Tilda recruits Odessa, a former

doll, and has the Clippers

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who abused the dolls killed.

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While stationed in an abandoned

train station, Vale gives birth

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to a boy, and is in the company of

Quinn, who survived his impalement.

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Season 2, Episode 2,

Force of the Eagle's Claw.

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After Badgie betrays Sonny, the Engineer

decides he doesn't like a rat for a

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picker, so he sends them to the fighting

pit to battle his champion, Mouse.

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Fortunately, the arena is unguarded.

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They defeat their foe, make it

to the exit, and escape through

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the mine's ventilation system.

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They find themselves in the

outlying territories with a wall

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separating them from the Badlands.

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Meanwhile, Tilda learns how to

be a proper regent from Waldo,

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who is working for the Widow.

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Lydia is living in Purnith, and his totem

is living with Purnith and his totemists.

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All is peaceful until nomads

interrupt a wedding looking for goods.

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Lydia takes it upon herself to save

the religious group by killing all

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of the bandits herself, resulting

in her father's disapproval

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due to his non violent beliefs.

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She is once again cast out and returns

to Ryder, who doesn't receive her kindly.

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Also, the Master sends MK

to her room of mirrors.

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to conquer his inner

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Track 2_002: demon Oh,

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Track 1_002: deam while hiding out

in aban transit station, Quinn pe

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,

Who he proclaims is the Badlands newest heir.

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Track 2_002: Oh,

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Track 1_002: Season 2, Episode

3, Red Sun, Silver Moon.

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Uh oh.

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While wandering the outlying territory,

Sunny and Badgie find a bridge that

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leads into the Badlands, but it is

guarded by a stranger, and they've

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been followed by bounty hunters.

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The stranger lends them a helping

hand, defeating the bounty

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hunters, and gives them shelter.

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They learn it's the legendary

Clipper regent Nathaniel Moon, a.

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k.

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a.

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Silver Moon, who, like Sunny, Left the

Badlands to live a non violence free life.

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After he fell in love with a

warlord's daughter, he started a

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family, but they were murdered.

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Bad luck, dude.

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Yeah.

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Now he hunts fugitives

returning to his violent ways.

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He tries to convince Sunny that

men like them never change.

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Well.

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Meanwhile, the Widow asks Waldo

to be her second at the Baron

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Conclave instead of Tilda, but she

is in charge if she doesn't return.

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Vale lies to Quinn about his

prognosis by switching out

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his x rays with healthy ones.

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MK discovers that the Abbots are up

to something when his friend Tate is

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experimented on, draining his abilities.

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Later, Silver Moon, still searching

for his thousandth kill, sees

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Sonny as a worthy opponent.

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He challenges Sonny to a fight

to the death, or to put him out

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of his misery by ending his life.

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That is what a fight to

the death means, Wikipedia.

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Uh, Sonny continues on his quest

to find his family, and does

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not want to be his executioner.

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Badgie comes to his aid.

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Then episode four, Home of the Iron Fox,

Quinn puts his plan in motion to start

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anew, and sets off with his clippers.

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conclave voting ceremony, the widow

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tries to get Baron Chau on her side,

and thinks about her condition of

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pledging not to shelter any more

runaway cogs at her sanctuary.

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Later, MK takes one of the master's

opium infused origami and returns,

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uh, to the Room of Mirrors.

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This, uh, this time to find out what

happened to his mother, but learns

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that, uh, her blood is on his hands.

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When Quinn is off on his mission,

Vail trapped at the transit station

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alone with, with a lone clipper.

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Edgar tries to escape with he

Henry in her arms by drugging him.

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However, he blocks her only way

out during the conclave, the

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five remaining baron's vote.

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Uh, the widow in breach of the

foundation treaty, stripped of

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her barren title and her lands.

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And her lands and privilege, uh,

stripped of her barren title, and

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her lands and privileges are revoked.

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They give her 48 hours to vacate

the Badlands, but she has no

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intention of giving it up, and, uh,

a bari and a baronial showdown nice

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word, Wikipedia is about to begin.

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Just then, Quinn makes a dramatic entrance

and goes after Ryder, killing his son

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in the middle of a he of his hedge maze.

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Track 1_002: So, um, in the

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Track 2_002: dope!

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Um, in the end, Tilda shows up at

the melee and helps Waldo and her

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mother fight for a cog free world.

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Episode 5, Monkey Leaps Through the Mist.

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Uh, with Rider dead, uh,

the other surviving Barons

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have fled, gone underground.

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Uh, Jade, the only successor, is

sworn in as Baron by her Regent,

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Merrick, and declares war.

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She then returns to, uh, turns to

Lydia for help in finding Quinn.

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However, Lydia has one condition.

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She gets to kill Quinn herself.

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Meanwhile, Badgie takes Sonny to Nos,

the commandant of the Mechs, or metal

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traders, to trade Silvermoon's sword

for a shortcut back to the Badlands.

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Sonny learns from the leader

that Quinn is still alive.

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During their overnight stay, a doll

named Portia visits Sonny, asking him

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to kill Nos so her young daughter Amelia

will not lead a life of prostitution.

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He refuses at first, but after seeing

Portia's face mutilated and her stabbed,

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he and Badgie steal the ride, bringing

the mother and daughter along with them.

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Also, while training, MK escapes the

Abbotts and disguises himself with clothes

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from a corpse that was hanged nearby.

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So I guess he didn't know that person.

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Track 1_002: Yeah, okay.

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Track 2_002: Later, the Widow ignores

Waldo's advice to either align

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with the Barons who tried to kill

her or lose everything she built,

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instead aligning herself with Quinn.

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Lydia and the Clippers seek out

Quinn, but the bunker doors are booby

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trapped and she loses most of her men.

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Track 1_002: In

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Track 2_002: commotion, Vale finds

her way out of the transit station

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and flees from Quinn, who is having

hallucinations of his dead son.

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Track 1_002: Ghost Rider.

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Track 2_002: Yes, Ghost Rider.

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Uh, then we get episode, uh, season two,

episode six, Leopard Stalks in Snow.

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Uh, in the aftermath of the transit

station explosion, Lydia loses all

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her men and is captured by Quinn,

who offers her a chance to avenge

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their son with a dagger to his heart.

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Unlike Rider, she doesn't hesitate, but

Quinn stops her hand from the killing

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blow, then has an, uh, an intimate moment.

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Well, after their escape from the

mechs, uh, Bad uh, meanwhile, after

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their escape from the mechs, Badgie

and Sunny go to Portia's healer

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friend, located in a Gasper...

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Track 1_002: Addicts Opium Den?

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Track 2_002: a Gasper Addicts...

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Gasper's

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Track 1_002: capitalized, so I'm

guessing that is a like, term for a job

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Track 2_002: a, or a, a drug.

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Track 1_002: yeah.

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Track 2_002: Or a drug.

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Yeah.

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Located in a gasper addict's opium

den Veil finds temporary solace at

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the widow's sanctuary, but the widow

makes an unholy alliance with Quinn and

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hands her and baby Henry over to him.

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Boo.

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Also, Tilda gets closer to Odessa

by telling her why she calls

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Minerva mother, and they share an

intimate moment witnessed by Waldo.

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Later, Ava finds MK, haha she

chased after him, who seems to have

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lost his power after a skirmish

with a nomad leaving him bloody.

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They make camp at an old world hotel

444

Sunny and MK reunite, but he's followed

by three abbots, Cyan, Ramona, and

445

Dury, seeking out MK's darkness with...

446

An Ian device, Amelee ensues and

they're quickly defeated until Bady

447

shows up revealing his secret of

being an Abbott in another life.

448

Track 1_002: He did have

magic the whole time!

449

Track 2_002: Ava dies from her

injuries after saving MK, while

450

Sonny suddenly collapses from

a mysterious blow to the chest.

451

Hey, Ava does follow and join up with mk?

452

Yeah,

453

Track 1_002: I'll do the next four

just for the sake of convenience

454

since that's the end of the season.

455

Fair enough.

456

We got Season 2, Episode 7,

Blackheart, White Mountain.

457

After a dying Cyan attacked him

with the hand of five poisons,

458

a poisoned and comatose Sunny is

trapped in a nightmare in which

459

he must confront his inner demons.

460

Lots of that in this show.

461

In the dream, he is living a simple

life as a farmer with Vail and

462

Henry, who has grown into a boy.

463

kung fu fight, kung fu fight.

464

Things quickly escalate as the poison

seeps through his body, causing all

465

the victims he clipped, including

a girl named Artemis, to kill him.

466

Badgie and MK infiltrate the Abbott

Monastery to gather medical supplies

467

and special needles in order to

revive Sonny, along with Sonny's Azra

468

compass that Badgie secretly steals.

469

Later, Badgey explains his

departure from the monastery.

470

He had a loving relationship

with his novice flea.

471

Did she play bass for the

Red Hot Chili Peppers?

472

Who has dark abilities similar

to MK and wishes to find her.

473

Meanwhile, Quinn and the Widow

assault Jade's palace in order

474

to exile her from the Badlands.

475

Episode 8, Sting of the Scorpion's Tail.

476

Quinn and the Widow prove their alliance

by presenting their gifts, Baron

477

Hassan and Baron Broadmoor's Heads.

478

Meanwhile, Badgie gets Sonny and MK

out of the outlying territories and

479

through a wall into the Badlands,

but it comes at a price when they're

480

captured by Baron Chao's Clippers.

481

However, Sonny devises a plan to

get them out by proposing to Chao

482

he knows how to lure the Widow out.

483

He becomes Chau's regent, Slips

Badgey the cell key to his freedom,

484

And delivers MK to the Widow in

order to find Quinn's hideout.

485

Man, that's a lot of

intrigue for an episode.

486

Sunny and the Widow's reunion is a bloody

one as they work together, Alongside

487

MK and Tilda fighting the Clippers.

488

Later, Vale is forced to marry Quinn

so she can help raise Henry, Grooming

489

him as his heir to the Barren Sea.

490

Their consummation is interrupted

by a report that Sunny is alive,

491

And his joint forces with the

widow and is coming to find Quinn.

492

Track 2_002: Oh, it's

493

Track 1_002: too many.

494

Ands.

495

Uh, episode nine.

496

Nightingale sings no more.

497

Ugh,

498

Track 2_002: Ugh,

499

Track 1_002: someone's dying 20 years

ago, baggie and Abbott is tasked

500

with training a new novice who due

to her powerful gift, is brought

501

to the monastery in a large chest.

502

Oh, hey, we saw an MK in one of those.

503

Yeah, she breaks free and Badgi has

to subdue her, and because of her

504

small size, he nicknames her flea.

505

However, her name is Minerva.

506

And she carries the book of Azra that's

been in her family for generations?

507

What?!

508

Track 2_002: Badgie and Minerva?

509

Track 1_002: What?!

510

Didn't we make that a Let's Get Weird?

511

Track 2_002: I don't know.

512

Track 1_002: About who

the father is for Minerva?

513

Yeah.

514

Track 2_002: Maybe!

515

Track 1_002: Man, that's crazy.

516

What is going on?

517

Okay, we might have to go back and watch

this one regardless of the ratings.

518

Um, okay, we're getting through it.

519

Uh, back in the present, Sonny aligns

with the widow who offers him and M.

520

K., now without his abilities, sanctuary.

521

The widow plans to attack Quinn's

bunker, but Quinn sets his young clipper

522

Gabriel strapped with a suicide bomb

to deliver Sonny a message about Vale.

523

And learns that the Widow

traded her to Quinn.

524

In the chaos of the explosion, Sonny

escapes and runs into Badgie, telling him

525

to get MK out and meet him at the bunker.

526

Badgie reunites with Minerva, but it's not

the reunion he wanted, since he and MK are

527

captured, trying to steal the Azra book.

528

Later, Tilda confronts the Widow

about how she's become just like

529

the rest of the Barons, power hungry

and sacrificing innocent lives.

530

The two fight, and Tilda is defeated.

531

Track 2_002: Dang.

532

Track 1_002: Our Season 2 finale,

Wolf's Breath, Dragon, Fire.

533

When MK remains in the Widow's Clutches,

forcing him to get his gift back,

534

Odessa frees Badgie and a crippled Tilda

from captivity with the aid of Waldo.

535

Badgie helps Sunny in his

assault on Quinn's bunker.

536

During the assault, Badgie

is wounded by one of Quinn's

537

lieutenants before disappearing,

and Lydia is saved from execution.

538

Meanwhile, Sunny is reunited with Vale

and fights a final battle with Quinn.

539

Badly wounded, Quinn grabs Vale

and tries to take her hostage

540

and gives him an ultimatum.

541

Either Sunny will give Henry, give

him Henry, or he will kill Vale.

542

Refusing to let Quinn have the upper

hand, Vale fatally impales both

543

himself and Quinn on his own side.

544

With her dying breath, Vale implores

Sunny to raise their son to be good.

545

Later, an injured badgie rides Sonny's

motorcycle to a derelict communication

546

tower and reactivates it with the

Azra Compass, sending out Morris Code

547

before collapsing from his stab wound.

548

Okay, so, some stuff happened.

549

Quinn is dead.

550

I can mark...

551

Track 2_002: that off.

552

Um,

553

Track 1_002: Quinn, uh, MK rescues Sonny

once controlling his gift, I would argue

554

that he has probably rescued Sonny in some

of this stuff, uh, but I don't think he's

555

in control of his gift and it's not really

what I meant, so I will forego that point.

556

Um, Naz shows up again, gets

got, has not happened, um,

557

Track 2_002: and then , we

can just go over these

558

Track 1_002: going forward, yeah.

559

Track 2_002: Uh, Ezra actually

sucks though, Uh, then we

560

have season three episode one.

561

Enter the Phoenix.

562

It's been six months

563

since Sunny returned to the Badlands,

which has now ravaged by Civil War

564

between the only two remaining barons.

565

The widow and Chow Sonny Reunites

with Badgi to seek a cure for his

566

infant son Henry, who has the gift.

567

Track 1_002: And Fia, and a

568

Track 2_002: Enebaba, and Tilda, now

known as the Iron Rabbit, and her band

569

of thieves are stealing from the Widow

and protecting Lydia in a totemist camp.

570

Meanwhile, MK is being, uh,

held captive by the Widow, who

571

is trying to restore his power.

572

She also recruits Moon, who is in

hiding following his fight with

573

Sunny, which left him with one hand.

574

Episode 2, Moonrises, Raven

575

Track 1_002: Seeks.

576

Track 2_002: Seeks.

577

After receiving Badge's signal, Pilgrim,

the self styled son of Azra, along with

578

his acolytes, travels a long way in

search for a new kingdom in the Badlands.

579

They find such a place in a

ruined castle on an island, which

580

contains a natural history museum.

581

Moon joins the Widow as her

regent, and gets a cool hat, and

582

is tasked with finding Badgey, who

is still vital in the war effort.

583

Sunny learns that he passed

the gift to his son Henry.

584

He and Badgey seek help from

Lydia, who tell them about...

585

Ankara, the mad witch who possesses

knowledge about the Dark Ones.

586

Wanting answers, they set out north to

her rumored location at Vulture's Peak.

587

Later, the widow struggles to control

MK, who tries to kill himself with opium.

588

She demands the Iron Rabbit's head,

not realizing her adversary is Tilda.

589

Then, uh, Episode 3, Leopard snares

Rabbit, Moon raids Tilda's refugee

590

camp on orders, uh, to recapture,

er, to capture the Iron Rabbit, and

591

takes Odessa hostage to lure her out.

592

Lydia decides to play both sides, and

partners with the Widow as her Viceroy,

593

and she takes over Quinn's mansion.

594

Meanwhile, disguised as the Widow's

Clippers, Sunny and Badgie make their way

595

to the front lines and leave Henry with

a healer while they find, uh, a way out

596

of the war zone in search for a cure.

597

Tilda confronts her mother and

makes her a deal she'll return

598

in exchange for MK's freedom.

599

MK regains his gift.

600

Then we got episode four,

Blind Cannibal Assassins.

601

How about we just watch that episode?

602

Let's read While traveling through the

wasteland, Sunny and Badgie are confronted

603

by a, uh, band of blind cannibals.

604

They are former renegade Clippers,

who were tracked down and blinded

605

by Quinn's forces, which included

Sunny when he was a colt.

606

They join forces with Moon, who also, uh,

Who was also captured by the assassins,

607

and his honor is satisfied when he

spares Sunny's life because of his son.

608

Baron Chau enlists her imprisoned

brother, Gaius, to clip Pilgrim, who

609

is recruiting cogs from her territory.

610

Meanwhile, the Widow and Lydia try to

befriend the Pilgrim, and save his life

611

in the process during Chau's attack.

612

Later, MK goes on the run,

intending to kill Sunny,

613

believing he murdered his mother.

614

Track 1_002: Cut over to Season 3,

Episode 5, Kiri Tiger to Mountain,

615

missing a the there, Sunny and Badgie

reach Vulture's Peak and seek help

616

from the reclusive witch Ankara, who

temporarily heals Henry's darkness.

617

She tells Sunny someone powerful

dispelled his gift as a child, and

618

in doing so, made him a catalyst from

where the dark gift flows through him.

619

She declares that Sonny might be

the most powerful of them all.

620

Nick saves MK in the forest and later

meets Pilgrim, who he wants to use

621

his powers to usher in a new era of

blood and chaos in the name of Azra.

622

The Widow confronts Gaius, Chao's brother,

and an acquaintance from her past when

623

she served his father as Chao's cog.

624

He agrees to help fight his sister's

Clippers, who, along with Caster,

625

ransacked Tilda's refugee camp.

626

Episode 6, Black Wind Howls, while making

their way through an unsavory part of

627

the Badlands full of pirates and thieves.

628

Sonny and Badgie meet Lily,

Badgie's ex wife turned smuggler.

629

She reluctantly agrees to take them

on her boat to find the new Azra.

630

During the night, Sonny has visions of

himself as a boy on board Lily's boat,

631

which once belonged to the River King.

632

They soon encounter River King

seeking their bounties, but

633

form a temporary alliance.

634

Tilda rejoins her mother after

Chau took some refugees and

635

the two meet up with Pilgrim.

636

The widow gives Pilgrim her captive,

the injured Caster, as a peace offering.

637

However, MK, now on Pilgrim's side,

Pilgrim consoles Caster and then

638

kills him by snapping his neck.

639

Track 2_002: Yep.

640

All

641

Track 1_002: that.

642

Alright.

643

We go to Episode 7,

Dragonfly's Last Dance.

644

We watched this

645

Track 2_002: one.

646

Mhmm.

647

Track 1_002: Sunny and Badgey

work with the River King to secure

648

passage to Pilgrim's Fortress.

649

However, Sunny learns that as a child

he was on a boat that was attacked

650

by the Black Lotus, a group of

fearsome warriors looking for him.

651

Sunny seeks out Captain Udo,

the last survivor who tells him

652

about the massacre, and that he

had a sister who protected him.

653

Meanwhile, the Widow faces a mutiny

from her butterflies and bowlers.

654

That's, okay, they are

called bowlers, that's fun.

655

Who are tired of sacrificing life and

limb from the war with Baron Chau.

656

Under the leadership of Wren, a former

fighter, they hold her and Gaius captive.

657

However, Lydia negotiates an armistice

with the Turncoats and seeks out

658

Moon and Tilda to rescue them.

659

Back on the river, when the River

King tries to sell Sunny to the Black

660

Lotus, Sunny kills him, and Lily

takes over to become the River Queen.

661

Episode 8, Leopard Catches Cloud.

662

Sunny and Badgey arrive at

Pilgrim's Fortress, but they

663

do not receive a warm welcome.

664

Sunny fights an angry MK who

makes him remember he killed

665

his mother as a clipper.

666

After surviving the melee, Sunny meets

Pilgrim and learns that his real name is

667

Sanso, and in order to cure his son, They

must open the Meridian Chamber, an ancient

668

underground vault from the old world which

Pilgrim's acolytes recently unearthed.

669

Bajie discovers they want to

make an army of Dark Ones for a

670

new Azra, but Sonny feels he has

no choice until Henry is cured.

671

Pilgrim explains that Sonny is the key

to unlocking Azra's power, and then

672

cures Henry by transfer transferring

the child's gift to himself.

673

Later, the widow Gaius and Tilda

674

Track 2_002: storm Whitebone,

Chao's mansion, while Moon battles

675

her troops, and Lydia holds the

line against a counterattack.

676

We then get to episode 9,

Chamber of the Scorpion.

677

The Widow is taken to the mountain, uh,

by the Master, who shows that even though

678

they are fighting different battles, they

must work together to defeat the Pilgrim,

679

who has taken the gift from Henry.

680

Meanwhile, with Henry cured, Sunny

decides to leave Pilgrim's Fortress and

681

frees Badgie, who has been kept prisoner.

682

Gaius and Tilda find that Chao is

alive, but no trace of, uh, the Widow.

683

Believing he is now a god,

Pilgrim transfers the gift to

684

eight of his followers, who he

now calls Asra's Harbingers.

685

Badgie kills one of his dark eyed

Harbingers in a fight for survival,

686

and Sunny helps him escape.

687

Later, Sunny destroys the Meridian

Chamber, but he is caught by the

688

vengeful MK, who takes him to Pilgrim.

689

Pilgrim mercilessly attacks Sunny with

his new powers, and then throws him

690

through a window into the water far below.

691

10.

692

Raven Feathers, Phoenix Blood After

agreeing to help the Master to

693

save the world from Pilgrim, the

Widow is rendered unconscious and

694

sent on a quest to regain her gift.

695

This vision takes place in an alternate

reality, where the Widow is a Baron,

696

known as the Crimson Garbed Phoenix, who

rules the Badlands with a deadly fist.

697

With Gaius Chao as her right

hand man, she tries to locate a

698

mysterious Baron named the Raven,

who is actually the Widow herself.

699

A battle ensues, which is the

manifestation of the Widow's

700

reconciling the light and

dark sides of her personality.

701

Meanwhile, Sunny survived

the battle with Pilgrim,

702

Track 1_002: battle with pilgrim

703

Track 2_002: and hides out in

an abandoned department store.

704

He is found by Nyx, who has come

to question the Pilgrim's cause,

705

and she helps him survive in a

fight against pursuing Harbingers.

706

Episode 11, The Boar and the Butterfly.

707

Nyx helps Sunny in his temporary

hideout in the abandoned store, and

708

she agrees to help him find Ankara

and the ma uh, Ankara the Mad Witch.

709

MK shows up, but they get

the better of him and escape.

710

Tilda and Gaius sneak into his

mother's fortress, and Tilda

711

brutally kills her mother.

712

Wait, what?

713

Track 1_002: I'm guessing

her actual mother.

714

Okay.

715

Or possibly the mad Witch's mother.

716

Track 2_002: Yeah.

717

Track 1_002: Or, oh, it's

guy's Mother's Fortress.

718

So Tilda kills Gaia's mom.

719

Track 2_002: Yes.

720

No, kills her mother.

721

Duh.

722

Track 1_002: Duh.

723

Okay.

724

Track 2_002: so we don't know who Tilda

actual mother is, but Tilda kills her.

725

, uh, the master, reunites the widow and

bade who have a therapeutic showdown.

726

And Cara is found wounded by the black

lotus and taken to a nearby city,

727

uh, by Sunny and Nicks Bady and the

widow arrive at the city where a fight

728

breaks out between Sonny and the widow.

729

Pilgrim and his harbinger make their way

to the monastery to get more recruits

730

for his dark eyed army as per mks intel.

731

And then 12, Cobra Fang Panther Claw.

732

Pilgrim and his harbingers arrive

at the monastery and battle the

733

abbots, making short work of them.

734

A fight breaks out between the Pilgrim

and the Master when she refuses to

735

give up the dark ones she put to sleep.

736

Pilgrim gets the upper hand, turning

off the Master's gift, but spares her.

737

Pilgrim and MK find the secret,

uh, to waking up the sleepers.

738

Sunny, Badgie, the Widow, and

Nyx transport Ankara, the Mad

739

Witch, back to the monastery

while the Black Lotus tracks them.

740

The Widow leaves to find Tilda and Gaius

when Ankara shows her a vision of them

741

being tortured and Nyx comes along.

742

Track 1_002: and

743

Track 2_002: Tilda and Gaius head to

the location where the Baron chows

744

hideout in an abandoned circus.

745

Oh, I'm sure that was fun.

746

Track 1_002: fun.

747

Track 2_002: But it's a trap, and Chau

tortures them both for information.

748

The widow faces off with Baron

Chau, beheading her in the end of

749

the fight to save Tilda and Gaius.

750

The Black Lotus, along with

Ankara, arrive at the barn Bhaji

751

and Sunny are, and attacks them.

752

Track 1_002: Ankara tells

753

Track 2_002: Sunny that she

needs, that he needs his sister

754

in order to defeat Pilgrim.

755

Sunny and Badgie get incapacitated

with flashbangs, and Ankara is killed.

756

They take Sunny, but when Badgie

wakes up, he is stabbed through the

757

abdomen and breathes his last breaths.

758

Track 1_002: and breathes

his last breaths.

759

Badgie dies?

760

Track 2_002: Badgie dies.

761

Track 1_002: Man.

762

Uh, so this is the last four episodes.

763

Uh, this next one here, Season 3, Episode

13, is the highest rated episode on IMDB.

764

It is tied for, with Season 1,

Episode 6, Hand of the Five Poisons.

765

Okay.

766

So these are...

767

Two that we would be up for watching.

768

It'd be the recommended if we didn't

want to pick one of the other ones.

769

Track 2_002: Alright,

770

Track 1_002: All right.

771

Episode 13, Black Lotus, White Rose.

772

Sunny is brought into a large

prison called Razor Ridge,

773

which is a Black Lotus outpost.

774

Magnus tells Sunny that Bajie

is dead before his sister

775

comes out of the shadows.

776

She's with the Black Lotus, and

not dead, as Imkara told him.

777

Sunny doesn't believe her until

she touches his forehead to

778

unlock some of his memories.

779

Her name is Kanan.

780

We see a young Sunny and a young

Pilgrim practicing together.

781

We see Azra, and it is beautiful.

782

Magnus says that the Dark Ones were

the ones that destroyed the Old World.

783

Young Sunny and Young Pilgrim

receive their Azra Pendants

784

as the Guardians of Azra.

785

Sunny's dad then receives a message

and takes Sunny with him to the

786

courtyard where three Black Lotus

are being held on their knees.

787

When they won't speak, Sunny's dad

goes dark and kills two of them.

788

He then sets a timer on a rock and

tells Sunny that if he doesn't tell

789

them how he got there and before time

runs out, Sunny is going to kill him.

790

He tells young Sonny that killing is his

destiny, and when the boy says he doesn't

791

want to do it, turns out that Ankara is

not quite dead, and she uses the last of

792

her powers to revive Bajie, he's alive.

793

Pilgrim is bleeding black from

his eyes from using the gift.

794

He welcomes the new

recruits who are sleeping.

795

That sounds like a fucking mess.

796

Yeah.

797

Um, we got episode 14,

Curse of the Red Rain.

798

Track 2_002: We watched that one.

799

Track 1_002: Cressida confronts

Lydia and Moon about their failure

800

to deliver upon her request.

801

The widow sticks a sword to her throat

and proclaims her as a prisoner.

802

Back at the monastery, Badgie

discovers that Pilgrim has woken

803

up the sleepers and Sunny is now

concerned about getting back to Henry.

804

Kanan tells them that she knows

a way back into the Badlands, but

805

Badgie isn't sure he trusts her.

806

Sunny insists that they should go.

807

where he reaches Pilgrim, that

Cressida has been taken, and he

808

is ready to go on the war path.

809

Minerva is pregnant, Cressida from her

cell carries out a blood ritual, and large

810

red storm clouds appear and rain blood

all over the fort and the people in it.

811

Sunny, Badgie, and Kanan reach the end

of the trail and arrive at the sea.

812

Kanan has lied to them

and asks that they leave.

813

Sunny and Badgie leave with

S Sunny and Badgie leave with

814

Sunny wanting to get Henry back.

815

Cressida kills Lydia.

816

Track 2_002: Yep.

817

Track 1_002: Episode 15,

Requiem for the Fallen.

818

Pilgrim's remaining forces breach into

Widow's compound and he beheads Nyx.

819

Kanan attempts to get Cressida to

recognize that Pilgrim's stolen gift has

820

corrupted his soul and driven him insane.

821

Pilgrim steals Kanan's gift,

leaving her unable to defeat

822

him and restore Sunny's gift.

823

However, Cressida looks into the future

and discovers a dead world that Pilgrim

824

calls his new Azra before killing her.

825

The Widow learns that

she is pregnant by Gaius.

826

and contemplates whether or not

to keep the child, while MK,

827

heavily scarred from the explosion,

becomes vengeful toward the Widow.

828

To fight Pilgrim, Sunny, Badgey, and Gaius

attempt to recruit the Black Lotus, but

829

Magnus refuses and initiates a fight.

830

With Kanan's help, the Black Lotus

are defeated, and Kanan snaps

831

Magnus's neck before demanding

the Black Lotus join with them.

832

Oh damn.

833

Seven strike is one, our

finale we reviewed last week.

834

Pilgrim furthers his crusade,

now determined that anyone

835

who refuses the gift will die.

836

Frightened by her vision and

disillusioned by Pilgrim's growing

837

insanity, Cressida takes the

sacred souls and scrolls and flees.

838

Narrowly escaping an

attempt by Moon on her life.

839

As Sunny, Badgie, Kanan, and the

Black Lotus attack Pilgrim's Fortress,

840

the Widow, Tilda, and Gaius attempt

to destroy the Meridian Chamber,

841

but are confronted by Vengeful MK.

842

After MK inadvertently severely wounds

Tilda, the Widow's anger reactivates

843

her gift, and she kills MK before

she and Gaius blow up the chamber

844

as they leave to get Tilda help.

845

Pilgrim's army is defeated, but

he proves to be more than a match

846

for Sunny, Badgey, and Kanan.

847

After Sunny is mortally wounded, the three

come together to finally defeat Pilgrim,

848

who is killed by Sunny before he dies.

849

In the realm between life and death,

Sunny is greeted by the Master, who

850

reveals that Sunny's own gift has

reactivated in his last moments, and

851

will bring him back to life in time.

852

However, the Master warns of a

greater threat than the Pilgrim

853

that is emerging, one that is more

powerful and insidious than any human.

854

In the ruins of the Meridian Chamber,

Eli, one of MK's friends, discovers

855

a weapon from the old world.

856

A working gun that he tests fires.

857

Track 2_002: So I pulled out my gun!

858

There's

859

Track 1_002: way that gun works, right?

860

Track 2_002: Yeah,

861

Track 1_002: It's literally, you see sand

pouring out of the bullet chamber, like...

862

Track 2_002: Oh, it was in, it was in mud.

863

Yeah.

864

Like, unless it's an ak um,

865

Track 1_002: Um,

866

Track 2_002: 'cause I have seen videos

of people just like dipping an AK 47

867

in mud pulling it out and shooting

868

Track 1_002: it.

869

Shooting it, yeah.

870

Okay, so let's go over

anything that hasn't scored.

871

Um, Azra actually sucks.

872

It sounds like past Azra was

great, and actually a paradise.

873

But, new Azra is the

pilgrim killing everyone.

874

Which sucks.

875

Uh, I am both right and wrong.

876

as a matter of honor, defer to you.

877

Yeah.

878

So Ezra, as it is now sucks.

879

Track 2_002: honor defer to

880

Track 1_002: do I get a point or not?

881

I, I will leave it up to you.

882

I could see an equal argument for both,

and I will not be upset either way.

883

I'm

884

Track 2_002: gonna say you get the point.

885

Track 1_002: Okay?

886

I'll take the point.

887

Okay.

888

I also have, uh, NAZ shows up

again, gets, God does not happen.

889

Track 2_002: I mean, it's, I

wouldn't be surprised if it was

890

the start of that next episode.

891

Track 1_002: Um, you know what we can do

is there is a end into the Badlands Wiki

892

Track 2_002: And just, like,

start looking people up?

893

Track 1_002: I'll just look

up NASS real quick and just

894

see if he shows up ever again.

895

If he is only in one episode,

896

Track 2_002: like it looks

like he's gonna chase

897

Track 1_002: um, NAS, maybe n o s?

898

Track 2_002: Yeah.

899

N o s.

900

Track 1_002: Okay.

901

One episode.

902

Track 2_002: Oh damn.

903

Okay, so we didn't get

our Mad Max episode.

904

Track 1_002: didn't.

905

MK learns that the real gift is the

friendship we make along the way.

906

Track 2_002: No, he learned it.

907

The real gift is getting stabbed

in the face, but, Ava chases

908

MK and decides to join him.

909

Yeah.

910

Yeah,

911

Track 1_002: get some points, buddy.

912

Track 2_002: Uh, Quinn leaves

Lydia alive, Waldo finds her.

913

Nope, that didn't happen.

914

Track 1_002: Uh, the Pilgrim

was exiled from Azra?

915

It sounds like that is not the case.

916

It sounds like Azra was

attacked and he escaped.

917

Yeah.

918

Track 2_002: Uh,

919

Track 1_002: was not in a kung fu fight.

920

No.

921

To my eternal disappointment.

922

Track 2_002: Some of these, I

just got, they're just wrong.

923

I can, I can make a case for Azra

being, being a, being in your heart.

924

It wasn't a physical place we saw.

925

I'm actually really sad about this one.

926

I thought for sure Bajie

was sinking that boat.

927

Uh, I did a lot better in Breaking Bad.

928

Track 1_002: Uh, this

show is very predictable.

929

Um, okay.

930

The Wikipedia Badlands Wikipedia

page for Tilda says it is unknown

931

if she ultimately survived.

932

So

933

Track 2_002: she's alive.

934

Or she's dead, in Schroedner's Tilda.

935

We'll see if it matters.

936

We'll see if the point totals

matter, if it's within three,

937

and we'll go from there.

938

Okay, the only one that might be

a quibble for me, Kanan shows up

939

out of nowhere, yes, uh, to save

Sunny and ends up raising Henry.

940

Now, Badgey says, I will raise him.

941

Track 1_002: Badgey says, I will

raise him, and he also explicitly says

942

Minerva and Gaius are to raise him.

943

Track 2_002: Yes, but do you

think Canaan is just going to

944

not be around with her nephew

945

Track 1_002: hundred percent.

946

She don't give a fuck.

947

Track 2_002: I, I think

948

Track 1_002: watched them walk

away on the beach when her

949

Track 2_002: and then went after them?

950

I don't know.

951

I, I think she will be

around to tra to raise Henry.

952

Track 1_002: I think that is an

optimistic view of family that

953

doesn't exist in this unit.

954

If it wasn't for the raising

Henry bit, a hundred percent, but

955

I don't think she raises Henry,

956

Track 2_002: Okay.

957

Do you have your uh, total?

958

Track 1_002: I do.

959

Track 2_002: Okay.

960

Track 1_002: Do you wanna go first

or do you want me to tell you?

961

Track 2_002: Um, gimme, mine's

gonna be real low, so I'm,

962

Track 1_002: I got 18.

963

Track 2_002: Yeah, you won.

964

Track 1_002: I got three

of my primetimes right.

965

Track 2_002: It's 'cause

your prime times are easy.

966

Track 1_002: Um.

967

Track 2_002: You, you, I was,

I was, I always take an extra

968

turn with my prime times.

969

I,

970

Track 1_002: got

971

Track 2_002: mean, I shouldn't do that.

972

Uh,

973

Track 1_002: I did get half of them wrong,

and I will say, uh, one of my primetimes

974

was literally one of your evenings.

975

But we also don't confer beforehand.

976

Oh.

977

So

978

Track 2_002: If everything, if, if

my math is right, I got four points.

979

Track 1_002: Wow.

980

Okay.

981

Yeah.

982

Track 2_002: So, uh, Ja'far,

you will be picking the next

983

Track 1_002: Yeah, I got three day

time, three evening, and three prime

984

Track 2_002: I got two

daytime and one evening.

985

Track 1_002: Okay.

986

So I will get to pick the next

show, but before we get there, we

987

have to, uh, determine what episode

we're gonna go back and watch.

988

So our candidates are, uh, season one,

episode six, and season three, episode 13.

989

Which are both tied at 8.

990

6s on Wikipedia.

991

Track 2_002: on Wikipedia.

992

Track 1_002: Not on Wikipedia, on IMDb.

993

Um, and then, the one that we

had called out going to see...

994

Was

995

Track 2_002: Blind Cannibal.

996

Track 1_002: Um, was Blind Cannibal.

997

And, uh, Nightingale Sings No More.

998

Uh, Nightingale Sings No More is

number 4 best episode in the show.

999

And at 8.

00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:58,893

5 on IMDb.

00:49:59,553 --> 00:50:02,723

Let's see where 1 really good?

00:50:03,323 --> 00:50:04,863

It's not in the top 10.

00:50:05,408 --> 00:50:07,948

Um, let me get to it.

00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:10,438

Uh, what episode number was that?

00:50:10,518 --> 00:50:12,728

Season 3, episode 4.

00:50:16,028 --> 00:50:17,778

Uh, it's an 8.

00:50:17,838 --> 00:50:18,158

2.

00:50:18,868 --> 00:50:19,468

Okay.

00:50:20,428 --> 00:50:22,718

Track 2_002: So it's not, it's

not, I was worried it was like a 3.

00:50:22,718 --> 00:50:25,478

2 and it's like, ooh, you did

not live up to the promise of the

00:50:25,478 --> 00:50:26,998

presence, premise, my friends.

00:50:27,138 --> 00:50:27,718

Track 1_002: did not.

00:50:28,088 --> 00:50:28,658

Um.

00:50:29,118 --> 00:50:30,898

Okay, so how are we feeling on this?

00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:32,688

Track 2_002: I wanna go back to season 1.

00:50:33,078 --> 00:50:34,468

Track 1_002: You want to

go back to season one?

00:50:34,558 --> 00:50:34,788

Yeah.

00:50:35,018 --> 00:50:39,268

Uh, you want to do the season one

finale, Hand of the Five Poisons?

00:50:39,348 --> 00:50:39,378

I do.

00:50:40,118 --> 00:50:42,378

Okay, well that's what

we'll watch next week.

00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,168

And then I will reveal

what our next show is.

00:50:46,268 --> 00:50:50,178

But until then, we have to

take a minute and thank R.

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I.

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P.

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E.

00:50:50,898 --> 00:50:53,278

for their lovely song, Goon Squad.

00:50:53,288 --> 00:50:54,538

Thank you so much, guys.

00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:58,018

We really appreciate getting

to use that as our theme music.

00:50:58,448 --> 00:51:02,738

Uh, we love the song, and we really

appreciate, uh, getting to use it.

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Uh, you can find more of their music

online, anywhere you stream stuff.

00:51:06,388 --> 00:51:07,078

Just find them, R.

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I.

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P.

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E., they're everywhere.

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And we want to thank you, Annette

Lucina, for your photograph of a...

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Thank you for using creative comments

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