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BSG S4E1 - Space Plunger Is Built Different (Featuring Ben from LTO)
Episode 21415th April 2026 • Who Are You? • What Happened Here Productions
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It's a new season, which means Ben from Last Time On joins Laura and Xhafer to discuss the final BSG season opener. Ben is down for a Mr. Beast challenge. Laura proposes a twinkle-light connection. Xhafer gets distracted by word choice. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 1: He That Believeth in Me.

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Laura:

Hello and welcome to Who Are You?

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We're a reasonably well done sci-fi watch

cast by a couple of former strangers

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who are now friends and watching

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I'm Laura.

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Xhafer: I'm,

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The Plan: and I am Ben.

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Xhafer: Hey Ben, how you doing?

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I say like, we didn't record an episode

of LTO within the last 12 hours.

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uh, Thanks for joining us for the fourth

time on a season premiere episode.

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Laura: Yeah, he's our season one guy.

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The Plan: yeah, it's,

it's been a fun tradition.

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It's not always the best episode

of the season, but it is the first.

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Xhafer: I.

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Laura: True story.

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Xhafer: for Caprica?

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We haven't talked about it yet.

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Laura: I was gonna suggest that.

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The Plan: Yeah.

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Laura: only one season though.

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Xhafer: I'll go now.

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The Plan: I'll be honest,

I'm excited to watch Caprica.

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I've never seen it before, and so

I've been like, all right, when

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you guys get to it, that is when

I'm going to finally watch Caprica.

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So

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Laura: Yeah.

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The Plan: excited.

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, Xhafer: We have uh,

season four episode one.

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He did believeth in me actually, I

don't know if you noticed, Laura.

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We got in, we got a letter in the mailbox.

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Laura: Oh, no, I didn't notice that.

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You want to talk about it?

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You wanna tell me what it says?

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The Plan: Was it a

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Xhafer: I,

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The Plan: and desist?

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Is it

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Xhafer: it was,

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The Plan: Is he back?

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Laura: Oh, no.

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Ronnie d has heard about us.

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Xhafer: no, no.

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This one's from Mr.

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Beast.

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I

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Laura: okay.

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Xhafer: um, I assume not the Mr.

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Beast, but Mr.

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Beast 6, 6, 7 who

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Laura: Hmm.

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Xhafer: If you are the Real Mr.

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Beast, let us know that we will

take million dollar sponsorships.

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: just pass that along.

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Laura: I will shill whatever you need.

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The Plan: I will compete against

these guys to watch, see who

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can watch the most Battlestar

Galactica without falling asleep.

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Uh, You know, or whatever.

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Endurance challenge, we locked three

podcasters in an empty grocery store

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with only season five of Babylon.

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Five.

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Laura: I'm down.

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Xhafer: Yeah, for sure.

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It's just an excuse to hang out.

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Um, God.

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Can you imagine?

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It would just be bits,

it would be so many bits.

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We'd drive ourselves crazy, but I

think we could make it work as long

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as, and we just keep leaning in

and leaning in and leaning in after

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like day five or six of leaning in.

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Laura: Yeah,

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Xhafer: We've either gone completely

insane or there is no repercussion.

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no middle crowd.

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It's one of those

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Laura: I'm sure Mr.

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Beast's editing team can get at

least a few episodes out of that.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: Yeah, for sure.

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okay, so this is in response

to our season three finale

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Laura: Oh, no.

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Xhafer: specifically

the reveal of the final

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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You guys did a great job

of recapping the episode.

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Thank you.

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have to ask what the

frack actually happened.

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These four people followed this song

into the bowels of the ship, when

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they meet and say they're cylons,

the heck were they following?

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What is the significance of the spot

on the galactica that they came to?

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How did this particular spot

come to have the significance?

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How does this thing

trigger their memories?

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of these obvious questions.

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And not only does the show not

address them, you guys also did

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not, I surely hope that you are not

going to say it's science fiction.

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It doesn't need an explanation that

would be such Felger carb, which is OG

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Battlestar Galactica curse word we found.

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Laura: Oh yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: not have known that.

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I did not know that when we

watched first got this email, but

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I do now because of living Lent.

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there's a little bit more, but

I wanna address the question.

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Um, one.

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I didn't bring up some of these things

because they could possibly be spoilery.

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And this is a first watch through,

so that's why I didn't bring it up.

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I would, if Laura wanted to bring it

up, she could have, and I would've

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just encouraged conversation.

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But why does this room

in particular matter?

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I actually have a very, I feel

like this is a very strong theory

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Laura: Okay.

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Xhafer: on why they meet

in this room in particular.

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And that's because it's the only room

in Galactica with four doors where

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they could all enter dramatically

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Laura: about to say that as a joke.

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Xhafer: Uh, Is a hundred percent a joke.

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Yes.

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it's the only reason that it makes sense.

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It just, I think it's the only room

they had set up that had four doors and

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they, I think it's probably actually

two other rooms that they just did a

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quick redress on because there aren't

a lot of four door rooms on the ship.

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I, I can't think of any other ones.

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And you need them all to come from

different places so they can dramatically

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walk in without running into each

other in the hallway beforehand, which

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would ruin the drama of the moment.

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The Plan: Besides it being the only

room that all four people could

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enter dramatically, did, do you have

theories, any thoughts about why

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the song, why were they drawn here?

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Laura: the song seemed to be the

thing that was signaling them.

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And I don't know if I was just

like, I, mm, filling in gaps in my

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head, the, of things that weren't

actually like, you know, confabulating

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something, making something up.

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But I was like, thinking.

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That this was, this, the place that

the music was coming from, and they

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were all drawn to it by the music

they were hearing in their heads.

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But I don't know if that's

actually true or not.

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Now that Mr.

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Beast has brought it to the

forefront of my mind, I,

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The Plan: my theory is that Mr.

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Beast was a writer's assistant on

Battlestar Galactica and asked all

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these questions and was told Shut up.

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Um,

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Laura: I'm sorry about that.

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Mistreatment, Mr.

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Beast, that must have been hard for you.

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Xhafer: Oh, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I've noticed the signature on

this email is actually Father

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Beast, so maybe it's Mr.

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Beast's dad, which case, please

tell your son we're willing

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to do ridiculous things for a

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Laura: right.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Xhafer: Like everyone's got a

price minus a million dollars.

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Make it happen.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah,

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The Plan: yeah, everyone's got a price and

I'm worried how low mine would actually

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Laura: yeah.

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Right, right.

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Okay.

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Is that all of Mr.

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Beast's points?

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Have we addressed

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Xhafer: Um, I feel like there's a

scene in a drama where a man comes

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home, finds one of his kids, has

left him a treasure hunt in the form

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of yarn trailing around the house.

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He follows it around, winding the yarn

up as it twists around and things until

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he finds it tied to the leg of the

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Laura: uhhuh

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Xhafer: Upon seeing the yarn tied

to the table with no other clue,

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who he sudden realizes that his wife

has been sleeping with the guy next

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door, that is the end of the email.

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Laura: now?

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I kind of wish that the silent reveal

had been them following different colored

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strings of yarn all around the ship.

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The Plan: They could have like, even

talked about, like the, the myth

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of Ariadne or something, you know,

drop even some more Greek stuff

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Laura: Oh yeah.

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Love that Greek shit.

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Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: shit.

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Laura: That good Greek shit.

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Xhafer: Good That good?

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Good.

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Laura: Yeah.

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I don't know.

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I kind of

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Xhafer: I.

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Laura: think this, maybe

we're not done with the song.

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I don't know.

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I would be interested.

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I Well,

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The Plan: The finale.

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Being a musical is really a, oh

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Laura: that's,

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The Plan: have

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Laura: that's the last

minute that everyone hates.

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Xhafer: minute that everyone,

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Laura: No, we aren't totally done with the

song though, because it shows up in this

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episode right at the beginning, right?

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Xhafer: right?

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Uh, Yeah.

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There's a little bit,

there's a little trail of it.

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We're not done with the song.

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I'll

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: Spoilers or whatnot.

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I don't, that's, it's a minor

enough where I won't give the

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circumstances or anything.

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We're not what, we're

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah, because

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Xhafer: It will come back

in a way that you do not

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Laura: we're gonna have it very quickly

here, at least in this episode, and I

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think it's only in the beginning, but

we'll find out if there's more later.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Well, we can get into

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Laura: I

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Xhafer: so once again, Battlestar

Galactica, season four, episode one.

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He that boli in mo

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the intro change to finally admit

that they don't have a plan anymore.

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Good for

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Laura: I was like, new intro.

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Who this?

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The Plan: It's mostly just to

remind you that Simon exists.

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Laura: Right?

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Right.

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Xhafer: Yeah, it's true.

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Laura: Is it me?

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Okay.

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So.

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I did some traveling when I had to watch

this, and so I was watching on my iPad

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screen, but everything looked a lot

sharper, like in the effects and such.

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Is that just iPad screen effect or do

we think there was some extra CG budget?

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Xhafer: Um.

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The Plan: there was budget.

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Xhafer: I know that production for

this season was split in Twain.

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But I also know that was

because of the writer

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Laura: Right.

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Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: So I don't know if they uh,

they wouldn't have been spending

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more money at this point to use

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Laura: Right, right.

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I don't know.

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I thought it looked really good.

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We'll see when I go back to tv,

watch for the next episode if I feel

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like everything is still very sharp.

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Xhafer: Yeah, you might need to

adjust the settings on your tv.

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Laura: Yeah.

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I don't

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The Plan: Hmm.

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Xhafer: I dunno, I don't know.

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yeah, we open on Lee and Starbuck talking.

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her signal is making it to CIC

and they're trying to figure

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out what the hell is going on.

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As 200 Raiders take off and a huge

space battle begins Kara immediately

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dives in and starts blowing

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: While Adama orders Saul to launch

more fighters, he has a daydream of

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killing Adama that plays for just long.

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Not in like a way that is like it's

too long because of the edit, but

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in a way where it holds on it too

long to make you uncomfortable on

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: And they do a

really good job of it.

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I'm not criticizing the length of the

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: noting that it's designed to

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Laura: But this is where the

music is definitely playing.

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That music is playing while he's

hallucinating shooting Adama.

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The Plan: And I mean, this is the most

relatable thing Saul has ever done.

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Like who hasn't been

yelled at by their boss.

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And J just had that seven second fantasy

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Laura: Mm

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The Plan: and then you snap

back to it and go do your job.

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Laura: mm-hmm.

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You just disassociate

for like 10, 15 seconds.

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It's not a big deal.

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The Plan: Yeah.

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Xhafer: Anyone who could fly is ordered

to reserve Raptors to help defend the

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fleet, meaning the nuggets, including

Anders are going up and he has similar

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concerns on betraying his friends.

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Athena, almost overhears,

Anders Anterial talking

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: A plus.

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Laura: but not quite.

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Uh, Who the hell else would you be?

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Like, get your butt in the air.

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You dumb dumb.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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I haven't seen you at the s meetings.

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The Plan: important to note.

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She doesn't notice anything

weird about Anders or Tyrell.

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Xhafer: Well, Caprica six tells us in

this episode, I don't think she can notice

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anything weird about the two of them.

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Laura: Yeah.

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She can't think about it.

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Xhafer: that if, this was a

human character, they might think

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something is up, but because

it's Athena, it flies under the

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Laura: She can't think something is up.

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Yeah.

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That's interesting.

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Especially interesting since one of

my things was like, Tyrell should

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go talk to Athena about this.

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I mean, maybe he still should, like, maybe

she just won't remember anything about it.

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Of course, he might also

accidentally murder her, but

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we don't know that for sure.

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Xhafer: I, I mean, not being

able to think about it and being

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confronted with it are different

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Laura: Hmm.

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Xhafer: so we'll see how that goes

when it surely happens at some point

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: that's too ripe

a fruit to not pick.

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The Plan: point out one of

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happens in this space battle.

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I love it when the Raptors launch

missiles like that just is so cool

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when you're just like, oh, right.

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It's not just, Hey, they

sit back and scan stuff.

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Laura: Yeah.

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The Plan: can do stuff.

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Laura: Yeah.

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The, the space battle looked really good.

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I liked it way to open a season, but you

know what sucks to open a season with

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Xhafer: what,

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Laura: fucking ball tar going

away with a bunch of women, gross.

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Ugh.

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Xhafer: But yeah, the ladies take

ballar to an unused compartment.

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The Plan: Why does that

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Laura: Why does that exist?

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Thank you.

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The Plan: is there an unused compartment

on like important secure place in the

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Laura: Uh Huh The most military of

ships, like, like, you know, down

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below in Babylon five, you can kind

of like head canon that a lot because

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it's like, well, it's a, it's actually

like an outpost and it's not, it

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doesn't belong to the military.

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It's more like a little

city and blah, blah, blah.

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This is a military ship.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Like

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The Plan: out?

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There was a bunch of people

living on the enterprise,

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Laura: Yeah.

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The Plan: like, oh, we found a room nobody

was using and just have been living here.

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Xhafer: honestly, it's more

like finding a bunch of people.

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We were living on the defiant,

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: like the enterprise at

least has families and people and

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: like this is, this is a warship.

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Laura: Uh.

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Xhafer: uh,

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We get the space battle.

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The PXI blows up with its crew of 600

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Laura: Yep.

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Xhafer: big

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Rosalyn's also asking how they found them.

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And I would also like to know this,

but we don't really get an answer.

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But we've got 50 plus missiles inbound.

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Just an unbelievable amount of missiles.

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Xhafer: Anders is talking to himself.

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His call sign is long shot.

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If he

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Laura: Oh, I did miss that.

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Thank you.

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Xhafer: CIX is using hardball.

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Laura: Mm.

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Yeah, I like it.

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Xhafer: He tries to do the

Viper thing but has a rough go.

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He is unable to fire his guns.

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A Raider gets him dead to rights, but

they make eye contact and they both

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do red eyes at each other, and then

it just leaves him the fuck alone.

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Laura: seems like Anders does

not know he is doing red eyes.

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Right.

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Xhafer: Yeah, I I imagine it's

much like orgasm spine, like

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you're probably not aware of that.

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Laura: Do we think that six

is not aware of orgasm spine?

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Xhafer: I, I, I think you'd make

an active effort to cover it up if

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Laura: Mm, that's true.

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Xhafer: also, man, what a plot point

to just leave and never touch again.

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Here, here it is, sci-fi pilots

being just that little bit of

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extra horny looking at you.

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Babble on five in the list

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in frictionless sheets

while we're at it anyways,

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The Plan: I want to ask, do

we think there are any of our

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human silos running this attack?

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Laura: Oh,

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The Plan: they know

why they're breaking it

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Laura: like the other seven.

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The Plan: Like is Cavel there

being like, we gotta go.

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Or is he there while all the

centurions and everything automatically

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jumps him away and he's just

like, what the, what is going

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Xhafer: on Ben.

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The Plan: think, Laura?

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What do you think's going on?

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Laura: Am I, am I allowed to?

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Xhafer: Of course you're

allowed to throw conjecture.

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Uh, You have, you, you haven't

watched the next one yet,

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Laura: Nope.

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Hmm.

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Xhafer: Because I believe this

question is answered within the

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first 10 minutes of the next episode.

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I haven't watched it

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Laura: Okay.

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Xhafer: but I believe it's

very, I believe this is answered

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very quickly into the next

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Laura: I,

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The Plan: Which is why this is

the only time we can talk about

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Laura: I really hope that it's just

like, yes, there have got to be other

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human silences on these ships, right?

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Because I think they said there's

three base ships or something.

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There's a, a multiple number of

base ships, and those have got to be

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just crawling with the other seven.

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And I hope it's just that

they're all really confused.

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And they're all just like, the fuck,

all of our equipment just turned on us.

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How can this happen?

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Oh my God, we don't know

what's, what's going on?

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And then, then probably some, some

motherfucker, it's probably a cavel

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now that you say it is like, Hmm,

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Xhafer: a

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Laura: hmm, you know, this is, this might

have something to do with that thing.

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We boxed all the threes over, you know?

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Xhafer: five plot.

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Armor confirmed the Raiders

retreat and jump out immediately.

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And then we go to theme.

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We've got our survivor count 39,698.

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Our last count was in the sun, also

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

428

:

Xhafer: 41,399, making for a loss 1 7 0

429

:

Laura: Oh, wow.

430

:

Xhafer: So we had 600 on the Pyxis.

431

:

1100 some on other ships.

432

:

The Plan: a big chunk of the hoop ship.

433

:

Laura: Oh yeah, that was

one of those cool scenes.

434

:

Uhhuh.

435

:

Xhafer: we are also plus one for Cara and

minus four for Thai tier, Anders and Tory.

436

:

Laura: Yeah.

437

:

So

438

:

The Plan: Hmm.

439

:

Laura: that gives me a point towards,

Starbuck is not a salon if she is

440

:

included in this number, if the

count still thinks she's human.

441

:

Xhafer: they included.

442

:

The Plan: included Saul, Tyrell, Anders,

and Tory when we thought they were humans.

443

:

Xhafer: Yes.

444

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

445

:

Xhafer: They, they counted

up until this point.

446

:

Laura: I don't know.

447

:

I am still on Team Starbuck is human.

448

:

We can

449

:

Xhafer: I

450

:

Laura: put a Faren Hume

on there if you want.

451

:

The Plan: Oh my.

452

:

Xhafer: Hooman.

453

:

Laura: I'm, I'm still there.

454

:

I'm not convinced of anything else yet.

455

:

I think this show's gonna try really

hard to convince me of something else.

456

:

The Plan: You mean like by having

her point a gun at the president?

457

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

458

:

Mm-hmm.

459

:

Maybe more even.

460

:

Yeah.

461

:

Xhafer: we'll see guys has taken

down below and fucking a, it even

462

:

looks like Byron's pad down here.

463

:

It's the same like red

and oranges and golds and

464

:

Laura: There's Twinkle Lights everywhere.

465

:

Xhafer: right?

466

:

The Plan: Aaron, I need you to drop

in the entirety of the Byron Song.

467

:

Laura: No, you could play it in

the background when we describe it.

468

:

Ah, yeah, there's a little Gaia

shrine like in the middle of the room.

469

:

Xhafer: sure

470

:

Laura: It's gross.

471

:

The Plan: And it's like 93% women

472

:

Laura: Uhhuh.

473

:

Xhafer: Yeah, there's, there's like four

474

:

Laura: Yeah, there's some dudes.

475

:

The Plan: universally, no egos, you

know, it's, it's all, it's all pretty

476

:

Laura: That's true.

477

:

That's true.

478

:

Xhafer: I mean, that's pretty

true of most of the survivors

479

:

of humanity at this point.

480

:

It's almost like everyone who survives

the genocide is a actor in Vancouver.

481

:

Laura: Yeah.

482

:

Yeah, that's true.

483

:

That's true.

484

:

you know, I wondered if the

Twink, the twinkle lights are

485

:

probably just Twinkle lights.

486

:

But after watching that episode of OG

Battlestar, where one of baltar's robots,

487

:

I do believe it was Lucifer, had the,

like helmet that was clearly just stuffed

488

:

with twinkle lights to convince us

that that's, you know a thinking brain.

489

:

Xhafer: a.

490

:

Laura: I was like, man,

I really want that.

491

:

The Twinkle lights here to be a reference

to the Twinkle lights in Baltar's robots.

492

:

But that's probably a stretch, but

it's fun for me to think about.

493

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

494

:

Lands on the deck and everyone

is all, what the fuck?

495

:

And rightfully so, Ty asked

Thea and he, if he believes in

496

:

miracles, and he's just like,

497

:

The Plan: Where are you from?

498

:

Your sexy thing?

499

:

Laura: I don't believe

that he said that to salt.

500

:

Xhafer: Oh, okay.

501

:

Laura: Their relationship

is not that kind.

502

:

But there's a lot of things

between miracle and silent.

503

:

I think.

504

:

I,

505

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

506

:

Laura: uh, But we, we go and we

check her out with guns though.

507

:

Xhafer: Yeah, for

508

:

Laura: with guns,

509

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

510

:

Star BES learns.

511

:

It's been two months here.

512

:

when the Admiral isn't happy to

see her GAAS gets told that his

513

:

only option is to hang out with

these people and he is not pleased.

514

:

And this is when,

515

:

The Plan: hates me.

516

:

It's like, yeah,

517

:

Xhafer: yeah.

518

:

Laura: yeah.

519

:

Because he's all like, okay,

when are we leaving the ship?

520

:

When are we going to do the ship?

521

:

And they're like.

522

:

There's no other ships, man.

523

:

It's just us.

524

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

525

:

Six PT shows up and we learn.

526

:

He hates this.

527

:

He thinks they're all crazy.

528

:

He has no interest in being a cult leader.

529

:

And six PT kind of like lures him into

a prayer prose as somewhat observes.

530

:

and when she says her prayers

feel empty, he tells her to stop

531

:

praying to the gods and start

Praying to the one true capital G.

532

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

533

:

Xhafer: And she starts

undressing them both.

534

:

But I was too busy looking up promulgate

because that was such a clutch word choice

535

:

and I was not familiar when Gaia said it.

536

:

So I ended up missing like a third of

this scene and I just looked up and

537

:

I'm just all like, oh, this is bad.

538

:

Laura: Yeah.

539

:

I just wanna say that six PTs, new

suit that she's wearing for this, I

540

:

don't know why we're going with suit

now, but it is absolutely smashing.

541

:

I hope it comes back.

542

:

maybe because we're getting religious

now, so we've gotta cover up a little bit.

543

:

So we're gonna wear a little suit.

544

:

Xhafer: Wear a little suit.

545

:

It's like a little missionary

suit thing, you know?

546

:

It's

547

:

Laura: No, she needs like a little

matching red hat and then she's

548

:

a real church lady, like bam.

549

:

But

550

:

Xhafer: for

551

:

Laura: yeah, no, we're

gonna do this thing.

552

:

I guess the one true God is guy's penis.

553

:

Xhafer: Ding.

554

:

The Plan: j fair, you, you seemed

weirded out by this, like you've

555

:

never gotten down in the middle

of a room full of other people in

556

:

front of a tri a shrine to yourself.

557

:

Xhafer: I'm not gonna

answer that question.

558

:

Laura: Hmm Hmm.

559

:

The Plan: because you don't want to admit

to having a shrine of yourself and not

560

:

because of the gr the, the public sex

561

:

Xhafer: I'm not gonna answer that

question find Like I have a painting

562

:

of me that a friend, a friend made it.

563

:

I have a painting of me.

564

:

The Plan: them?

565

:

Xhafer: I didn't pay them.

566

:

That was a gift.

567

:

The Plan: I know.

568

:

Laura: Is that, is this a

podcaster thing that we have

569

:

artworks of ourself in our house?

570

:

Xhafer: I mean, I don't know.

571

:

I, I don't think it's that weird.

572

:

It's, I it's not like it's, I mean,

okay, so I've got a painting of

573

:

me and I've got it in my basement

next to my suit of armor that I

574

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

575

:

Xhafer: from my LARP days.

576

:

Is the, that a shrine to me?

577

:

I don't consider it a shrine.

578

:

To

579

:

Laura: Is

580

:

Xhafer: my

581

:

Laura: well follow up question.

582

:

Is that where you have the public sex?

583

:

The Plan: And how many

twinkle lights are around it?

584

:

Xhafer: So, fun fact, there actually

is a mattress on the floor in front of

585

:

it right now, but that's just because

I need to get it thrown out and I

586

:

Laura: No.

587

:

Xhafer: it up the stairs.

588

:

And that's just where it

589

:

Laura: Uh Mm-hmm.

590

:

The Plan: Why does it

need to be thrown out?

591

:

Because of what it's seen?

592

:

Xhafer: It's, it's true.

593

:

Anyways Kara is confirmed to be not

asylum but they do this, but they're

594

:

just like, they're not sure still, but

they're like, she's definitely a human.

595

:

But also, is she a human still?

596

:

They, they're very like back

and forth because they're

597

:

like, Baltar s detector sucked.

598

:

Maybe she's not a hu we don't know, but

also we definitively know she is, but

599

:

also like fuck, it's like it's enough.

600

:

They, they know enough that she's

human enough to be all like,

601

:

okay, well she's human, but not

enough to actually trust it.

602

:

Laura: Yeah.

603

:

Xhafer: it.

604

:

It's like, I don't know, do

you take her blood and throw

605

:

it at like a cancer sample?

606

:

Like what is the test

607

:

Laura: Right.

608

:

Xhafer: and.

609

:

The Plan: they're also

like, she could be a clone.

610

:

Fuck.

611

:

I dunno.

612

:

Laura: Yeah.

613

:

Xhafer: she says that at one point, this

614

:

Laura: Right, right.

615

:

But everybody's missing the like.

616

:

Middle ground in this is that she

was just kidnapped by the CYS and

617

:

had some shit implanted in her

brain and or they took her to Earth.

618

:

I don't know, like stuff

619

:

The Plan: her blow up?

620

:

Laura: I, I just

621

:

Xhafer: why is her ship brand

622

:

Laura: mm-hmm.

623

:

Well, silence could

give her brand new ship.

624

:

I, yeah.

625

:

I'm, they keep not mentioning

something that seems like

626

:

somebody should mention it.

627

:

Xhafer: speaking of which, they

discuss the shit being brand new.

628

:

Rosalyn suggests that they throw Kara

in the bri, she can't be trusted.

629

:

Full stop.

630

:

Laura: Mm.

631

:

Yeah.

632

:

Xhafer: Yep.

633

:

The Plan: The, the thing that bugs me

right here is Rosalyn is very much like

634

:

okay, we were supposed to come to this

Nebula, and then we would find the path.

635

:

Starbucks shows up and like, I know

the way to earth, and she's like, no.

636

:

Just gonna keep wandering this way.

637

:

I'm not going to leave the path.

638

:

And it's like, but this

is the end of the path.

639

:

This is the end of where

you were supposed to

640

:

Laura: Uhhuh.

641

:

The Plan: Um, like she has no idea.

642

:

She is just mad that somebody

else might have the idea.

643

:

Laura: Is she,

644

:

Xhafer: Yeah,

645

:

The Plan: this is the dark side

of Rosalyn where it's just like,

646

:

Hey, once she became president, it

was anybody else's Ideas are bad.

647

:

Laura: yeah.

648

:

I wonder about if she hasn't

consumed enough scripture or

649

:

whatever to digest that possibly.

650

:

There's, there's someone supposed

to lead us now and that is

651

:

Starbuck, or she hasn't done enough.

652

:

Kamala, I guess.

653

:

Xhafer: Could use some more Kamala

654

:

Laura: Yeah, me too.

655

:

The Plan: She, she has very much,

I'm not high enough for this shit

656

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

657

:

The Plan: Uh.

658

:

Laura: Yeah.

659

:

Yeah.

660

:

Or, or you know, it could be, as

Ben is suggesting that her sense of

661

:

power is threatened by that and she's

ignoring something in scripture.

662

:

She's gonna totally miss

it because of pride.

663

:

I guess that seems like

a thing that happens.

664

:

Xhafer: Back in guy's cult one of the

moms here has a kid in metal lab who

665

:

is doing so poorly, so she brings him

to the cult site 'cause he's gonna die.

666

:

She's looking for answers in her faith

for the uh, looming death of her child.

667

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

668

:

Xhafer: Yep.

669

:

The Plan: sucks.

670

:

Xhafer: Yeah,

671

:

Laura: yeah, I think at, at this point

they're talking about it being like viral

672

:

encephalitis and I wish I knew anything

about that to know like how this, like is

673

:

there a chance of getting better without

674

:

Xhafer: better.

675

:

Laura: being in a hospital?

676

:

I don't know.

677

:

The Plan: With their medicine, who knows?

678

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

679

:

It seems like they've, like, I don't know.

680

:

They're medicines all over the place.

681

:

It is.

682

:

It is different than ours in notable

683

:

Laura: Yeah.

684

:

The Plan: But it also does

685

:

Laura: I.

686

:

The Plan: anywhere near advanced enough

687

:

for how far in the future,

like technology they are.

688

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

689

:

The Plan: for s like multiple

planet colonizing super society,

690

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

691

:

The Plan: I would expect there to be

more like, Hey, we've cured cancer stuff

692

:

Laura: Right.

693

:

Like it's, it's breast cancer that Rosalyn

has that in the, in the beginning and

694

:

then it's come back and it's like, wow.

695

:

I was hoping we could

have like conquered that.

696

:

Xhafer: Well, Laura, as you know, it's

not really as much of a concern for men.

697

:

It, I it is, but sometimes to

698

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

699

:

Xhafer: know that men can have

breast cancer, but I'm, I'm more

700

:

referencing the fact that we just

don't take women's health seriously,

701

:

Laura: For real.

702

:

Xhafer: I was about to go for a joke,

and that I just got sad midway through

703

:

and couldn't commit to the bit.

704

:

So I.

705

:

The Plan: Coward.

706

:

Laura: Too real.

707

:

Too real?

708

:

Xhafer: I don't really

feel that bad about it.

709

:

It's just sad.

710

:

The Plan: it slide this time.

711

:

Laura: Yeah.

712

:

Xhafer: The, the final four are talking,

the song is stopped for all of them, but

713

:

Laura: For now,

714

:

Xhafer: is still high.

715

:

They reaffirmed that they are

not going to portray humanity.

716

:

The Plan: Saul has a

literal I'm built different

717

:

Laura: Uhhuh, he says, he says that he

couldn't be programmed to help Cylons.

718

:

And I'm like, oh, Booy, that

feels a little like chek

719

:

off's overconfident statement.

720

:

Uh Oh.

721

:

The Plan: He also pulls out his gun, um.

722

:

Xhafer: yeah, and I pulled out my gun.

723

:

Yeah.

724

:

Rosalyn visits Caprica six

to ask about the final five.

725

:

says she can feel them.

726

:

They are close.

727

:

Laura: Rosalyn thought that, that Caprica

six saw them in the opera house, but she

728

:

says that she can't, that she's, she's

programmed not to think about them.

729

:

And then Rosalyn does

that whole, like, well,

730

:

Xhafer: Just to compare to now

731

:

Laura: yeah.

732

:

Xhafer: why you hit yourself,

733

:

Laura: Well, how do you rationalize that?

734

:

You're, you're thinking

about them right now?

735

:

Like, how do and uh, yeah,

that's when we get, I,

736

:

Xhafer: doesn't work like that, obviously.

737

:

Laura: Yeah.

738

:

She can feel them, all of them.

739

:

Xhafer: Gator here does not trust Uck.

740

:

All

741

:

Laura: Huh.

742

:

This is kind of an

interesting reaction for me.

743

:

It feels a little out

of character for Gata.

744

:

Xhafer: Why would it be?

745

:

The Plan: GATA just got put

through the ringer by the

746

:

Laura: Uhhuh.

747

:

The Plan: and then put through

the ringer by the resistance.

748

:

Laura: Uhhuh.

749

:

The Plan: him being just like,

and now I've gotta deal with

750

:

this third branch of bullshit.

751

:

Like now I've gotta deal with the woman

who came back from the dead, who's

752

:

pissed that we all think it's weird.

753

:

come on.

754

:

Laura: Yeah.

755

:

It,

756

:

Xhafer: And I mean, gada

is chronically ignored,

757

:

Laura: mm-hmm.

758

:

Mm-hmm.

759

:

Xhafer: Like Gita's not in the

room where they're all like, oh,

760

:

well she's probably a human, but

we still don't trust her, really.

761

:

he's just like, help her figure

out her shit is his orders.

762

:

And it's all like, I don't

wanna spend time with

763

:

Laura: Yeah.

764

:

Yeah, I guess I could see that.

765

:

I was just thinking, you know, 'cause he

was like shadow all over by having been

766

:

the re resist, you know, the resistance

is inside man, and I just thought maybe

767

:

he could have a little empathy for

like weird shit happens and especially

768

:

Xhafer: shit doesn't happen.

769

:

That's, that's his whole thing

is it was obvious all along.

770

:

was, you know, it's, everything

is very black and white for him, I

771

:

Laura: Mm.

772

:

Okay.

773

:

Xhafer: And it's people treating

things gray that upsets him.

774

:

Laura: Mm.

775

:

The Plan: it doesn't help that

Starbuck has no actual answers to

776

:

Laura: Yeah.

777

:

Xhafer: Yes.

778

:

Laura: is actually normal

for Starbucks though, like

779

:

The Plan: yeah, no, it is on brand

for her, it's like, who is the worst

780

:

person we could have like actually

know the directions to Earth Starbuck.

781

:

it's like had Helo disappeared and come

back, he would've been like, pointer dog.

782

:

Like I, you just follow him a

puppy nose and we go to Earth.

783

:

Um,

784

:

Laura: I,

785

:

I wonder how much Gada knew on New

Caprica about Leo Obin fucking with Uck.

786

:

Did he know anything about it?

787

:

Yeah, I think you're probably right.

788

:

I bet Leo Obin was keeping that

one really close to the chest.

789

:

'cause I feel like if he

knew something about it.

790

:

The Plan: everybody's asking Starbucks

questions and she's like, dude, dude,

791

:

I can't explain, but I got a new Viper.

792

:

Laura: Yep.

793

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

794

:

The Plan: That is for anybody

795

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

796

:

The Plan: to LTO and, and

knows, knows our drops.

797

:

Laura: Yeah,

798

:

The Plan: We also get my favorite moment

from this whole episode where she's going

799

:

to Adama like, why don't you trust me?

800

:

Why won't you listen to me?

801

:

You said you loved me like a

daughter, and he is like, yeah.

802

:

So I'm completely

ignoring your thoughts and

803

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

804

:

The Plan: and doing

whatever I wanted to do.

805

:

Laura: Yeah.

806

:

Haven't used,

807

:

The Plan: to the

808

:

Laura: haven't you seen

how I treat my son?

809

:

The Plan: Lee now.

810

:

Laura: Yep.

811

:

Hilo does try to be

812

:

Xhafer: Does

813

:

Laura: kind of nice and understanding

to Starbucks, so that's good.

814

:

He's still Himba.

815

:

But yeah, Adama does tell Starbuck like,

I'm sorry you are giving me nothing here.

816

:

And until you can gimme something, we

have to keep doing what the president

817

:

wants to do, which is like run away.

818

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

819

:

She's like, the farther we

get from the eye of Jupiter,

820

:

the more I lose this feeling.

821

:

We're going the wrong direction.

822

:

Adama questions her brand new ship.

823

:

It doesn't matter how much he

wants to trust her, he can't

824

:

bring himself to do it though.

825

:

Lee and Papa Dama watched the

footage of Starbucks ship blowing up.

826

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

827

:

Xhafer: Bill, thanks Lee

for joining the fight.

828

:

He's offered his commission back, but

he's gonna transition to politics.

829

:

It sounds like

830

:

Laura: Uh, Ugh.

831

:

Xhafer: the government

has reached out to him.

832

:

Laura: Yeah.

833

:

The government, do you mean Rosalyn?

834

:

The Plan: Yeah.

835

:

They put feelers out and it's like

there are like six jobs and none

836

:

of them are more important than c.

837

:

Laura: Yeah.

838

:

Yeah.

839

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

840

:

Laura: I am just like, okay, all right.

841

:

This is a weird choice,

842

:

Xhafer: Yeah,

843

:

Laura: but I guess the, the Warriors

are all very well rounded and

844

:

just good for everything, right?

845

:

So,

846

:

Xhafer: I mean, Lee's first law will

be making it illegal for a, a child to

847

:

serve on their parents' Battlestar, so,

848

:

Laura: I mean,

849

:

The Plan: But by making it

so that your dad has to quit,

850

:

Xhafer: oh, yeah.

851

:

The Plan: I.

852

:

Xhafer: Gais in the cult room

prays for the boy offering himself.

853

:

He says he's done too much shit.

854

:

He is beyond redemption, but

this kid is like in innocent.

855

:

He's done nothing.

856

:

Gaas rebukes one of the cult

ladies as he shaves no more Mr.

857

:

Bearded Gaas.

858

:

When another refugee comes in to talk

about his son who died on new Caprica,

859

:

when he refuses to beg for his life, when

this guy grabs him and asks for death,

860

:

this surprises the guy giving the cult

lady enough time to escape by beating

861

:

the shit outta these guys with a pipe.

862

:

The Plan: Yeah, it gets rugged.

863

:

Laura: I feel like I've heard of

this guy mentioned Kevin before.

864

:

Am I crazy?

865

:

I thought in a previous episode we heard

about some refugee talk about Kevin.

866

:

Maybe I just have deja vu.

867

:

But we did see him stalking

Gaius throughout the episode.

868

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

869

:

Laura: How did she get this pipe?

870

:

Xhafer: she She like grabbed

it from, it's like a plunger

871

:

or something, A space plunger.

872

:

It seemed

873

:

Laura: Space plunger is built different.

874

:

Yeah.

875

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

876

:

The Plan: so Kevin was killed the start

of season three, and it, I guess, came

877

:

up into the episode collaborators,

878

:

Or season three, episode

five is when it came up that

879

:

Laura: Somebody talking

about their son, Kevin.

880

:

The Plan: did it.

881

:

Laura: Yeah.

882

:

The Plan: like he was in on the

list of people killed or something.

883

:

Laura: Yeah.

884

:

Okay.

885

:

Thank you for telling

me I'm not crazy, Ben.

886

:

The Plan: Nope.

887

:

You're not crazy.

888

:

Laura: she also tells Gais that she was

able to beat these guys up because she

889

:

felt God's love flowing through her.

890

:

Xhafer: Yeah,

891

:

Laura: Yeah.

892

:

Okay.

893

:

Xhafer: If you insist.

894

:

Laura: right.

895

:

You're the one with the pipe like.

896

:

The Plan: Yeah.

897

:

I'm not gonna argue with you.

898

:

Now.

899

:

Also, I do like that throat Slit Baltar

has the same voice as James Callis when

900

:

he's in through the Three Musketeers.

901

:

Uh, I.

902

:

Laura: You know, I didn't think about

it in the moment when I was watching

903

:

it, but now that, because throat sl

Gaas has like lower huskier voice,

904

:

The Plan: he

905

:

Laura: That's the same kind of

voice he put on for his act for

906

:

Tyrell of being from ERO on.

907

:

Xhafer: Yes

908

:

Laura: So

909

:

Xhafer: it

910

:

Laura: I don't know if that

means anything, but it's fun.

911

:

It's fun to know.

912

:

But miracles in down below

Derrick is all better now.

913

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

914

:

Magic fucking healed.

915

:

He is a, fine, like very, very, very

916

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

917

:

Xhafer: Anders and Starbuck

talk at the memorial

918

:

Laura: Oh yeah.

919

:

Xhafer: She tries to reconcile of

her apparent view of things, her

920

:

apparent death and resurrection, her

six hours versus their two months.

921

:

There's lots of contradictions here,

and he's like, if you're a cylon,

922

:

you've like always been one, right?

923

:

So like, all that good stuff you did

means that you're still a good person.

924

:

Even if you end up being a

cylon, that's it's gonna be okay.

925

:

And she's all like, if I found

out you were salon, I would

926

:

fucking kill you right now.

927

:

And he's all like, oh well it's

a good thing that I'm not then.

928

:

Laura: Oh,

929

:

Xhafer: right.

930

:

Laura: this is, this is so awkward.

931

:

So awkward.

932

:

I thought Callie was gonna be a problem.

933

:

Oh, man.

934

:

It looks like Starbucks is a problem too.

935

:

The Plan: Now, Laura, does it play

into your, Starbuck isn't a s that

936

:

she's not getting anything from Anders?

937

:

Like he's not hearing the music when he's

938

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

939

:

The Plan: because like you, you could

be believing that the reason she didn't

940

:

show up as the the fifth of the final

five is because she wasn't there.

941

:

She was

942

:

Laura: Sure, sure.

943

:

The Plan: And now, oh, we hear

the music again and now Starbucks

944

:

shows up, but she's there with

Anders not hearing anything, not

945

:

Laura: Nobody's hearing any music.

946

:

I don't know.

947

:

I just, I just don't think she's a asylum.

948

:

I just don't, I'm gonna

stick to my guns on this one.

949

:

Especially,

950

:

Xhafer: mean like

951

:

Laura: especially if, if

super secret six silo.

952

:

Is still on the board.

953

:

You've said it's that.

954

:

I'm

955

:

The Plan: Rosalyn was on BA on Galactica

956

:

Laura: sure

957

:

The Plan: come down to

the secret meeting room.

958

:

Laura: she didn't, but she had shit to do.

959

:

The Plan: So did Ty.

960

:

Laura: I know, I know.

961

:

The Plan: shit.

962

:

Laura: Yeah.

963

:

But she had a, she had a

reaction when they jumped in.

964

:

She was physically unwell,

which could be the cancer.

965

:

That's what they want me to think.

966

:

but the, the fun stuff of like

Starbuck being a human, pulling a

967

:

gun on Rosalyn being super secret,

six island, kind of reversing it

968

:

with the Boomer Adama situation.

969

:

I don't know.

970

:

I just, I want that to be true.

971

:

Xhafer: I also, just to throw it out

there, Laura, a a point of evidence in

972

:

your favor, if she was a silent and she

was a silent the whole time, then what's

973

:

up with all the medical experiment stuff

974

:

Laura: Yeah.

975

:

Why do we need her ovaries?

976

:

Like

977

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

978

:

Uh, Like all of that entire thread

suddenly loses any semblance of making

979

:

Laura: mm-hmm.

980

:

Xhafer: because even if they

didn't know when they grabbed her,

981

:

they probably would've found out

982

:

Laura: Figured out like, oh, this

part of the, the robot isn't right,

983

:

or This part of the hum isn't right.

984

:

It looks more robot, but,

985

:

Xhafer: She doesn't have the

thing that you can plug those

986

:

fiber optics into in her wrist.

987

:

The Plan: Now, on the other hand,

we do see Starbuck immediately then

988

:

go to do something a human can't do.

989

:

Pull a pin from a grenade with your

990

:

Laura: oh, yes, but.

991

:

The Plan: She,

992

:

Laura: thinks that we can, though.

993

:

The Plan: her teeth out across the hall.

994

:

So Slon teeth.

995

:

Laura: Media thinks we can though,

so I don't think that counts.

996

:

I'm not worried about that at all.

997

:

The Plan: So I'm just, she's not a slon.

998

:

While she was gone for two

999

:

Laura: I

:

00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:12,135

The Plan: visited a Slon dentist.

:

00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:13,150

Laura: Mm.

:

00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:14,290

Yeah.

:

00:43:14,710 --> 00:43:15,100

Yeah.

:

00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:18,819

If they can put some really good

ones in here, get 'em a little wider.

:

00:43:19,059 --> 00:43:19,539

I'll go.

:

00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:21,673

The Plan: Oh yeah.

:

00:43:23,739 --> 00:43:25,209

Laura: I love good Teethies

:

00:43:25,938 --> 00:43:30,138

The Plan: Starbuck now beats

up all of Rosalyn's guards.

:

00:43:30,528 --> 00:43:32,088

Is that Robit strength

:

00:43:33,758 --> 00:43:33,978

Xhafer: It

:

00:43:34,109 --> 00:43:36,059

Laura: yeah, I think they

want me to think that I,

:

00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:39,828

The Plan: Starbuck always being

better at everything than everybody.

:

00:43:39,839 --> 00:43:42,839

Laura: I mean, canonical

part of the s but character

:

00:43:43,278 --> 00:43:44,808

The Plan: We need a sniper Starbuck.

:

00:43:44,808 --> 00:43:47,418

We need somebody to beat up everyone in a

:

00:43:47,639 --> 00:43:47,909

Laura: uhhuh.

:

00:43:47,928 --> 00:43:48,768

The Plan: Starbuck.

:

00:43:48,978 --> 00:43:50,718

We need somebody to make a latte.

:

00:43:51,108 --> 00:43:52,398

Also Starbuck.

:

00:43:56,279 --> 00:43:56,969

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:43:57,359 --> 00:44:01,829

No, she has like a little migraine when

we do another jump and that's when she

:

00:44:01,829 --> 00:44:04,979

loses it and starts beating everybody up.

:

00:44:05,529 --> 00:44:09,099

Some of those were her guards,

not just like Roslyn guards.

:

00:44:09,462 --> 00:44:15,009

So when she throws the grenade, is that

a distraction grenade or is that an open.

:

00:44:15,024 --> 00:44:15,344

Xhafer: that an

:

00:44:15,504 --> 00:44:18,684

Laura: Adama's Quarters, door grenade,

:

00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:22,894

The Plan: It looked like

a smoke grenade for aura

:

00:44:23,069 --> 00:44:23,519

Xhafer: Yeah,

:

00:44:23,949 --> 00:44:24,299

Laura: Uhhuh.

:

00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:25,409

Xhafer: for

:

00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:26,304

Laura: Okay.

:

00:44:27,174 --> 00:44:27,684

Yeah,

:

00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:28,199

Xhafer: Agreed.

:

00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:30,174

Laura: easy to get in Adama's quarters.

:

00:44:34,464 --> 00:44:37,254

I feel like this is not the

first time it's, someone's

:

00:44:37,254 --> 00:44:39,894

gotten in there pretty easily.

:

00:44:40,647 --> 00:44:41,817

But Rosalyn's in there.

:

00:44:41,907 --> 00:44:43,437

She's, she's laying down

:

00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:44,727

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

:

00:44:44,997 --> 00:44:46,167

Laura: she need a little nappy nap.

:

00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:49,096

Xhafer: Yeah, a little nap.

:

00:44:49,381 --> 00:44:50,221

The Plan: Which was alluded to

:

00:44:50,417 --> 00:44:50,837

Laura: Mm-hmm.

:

00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:55,226

The Plan: when Lee was just like, so

is the president still in your room?

:

00:44:55,337 --> 00:44:55,757

Laura: Mm-hmm.

:

00:44:56,296 --> 00:44:57,146

The Plan: He's like, yeah,

:

00:44:59,862 --> 00:45:00,402

Laura: Yep.

:

00:45:00,912 --> 00:45:03,372

Mom and dad still together?

:

00:45:05,121 --> 00:45:05,341

Xhafer: Yep.

:

00:45:07,019 --> 00:45:08,999

Laura: and she goes to.

:

00:45:09,524 --> 00:45:12,674

Thomas quarters and just pulls

again on Roslyn, and that's it.

:

00:45:13,094 --> 00:45:15,369

Episode, scene,

:

00:45:15,508 --> 00:45:15,728

Xhafer: Yep.

:

00:45:17,179 --> 00:45:17,529

Laura: scene.

:

00:45:17,807 --> 00:45:18,617

Xhafer: Scene.

:

00:45:20,297 --> 00:45:21,017

All right.

:

00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:23,687

Well, that's that.

:

00:45:24,377 --> 00:45:29,357

We should probably rate this one

on a scale of one to 12 colonies.

:

00:45:29,357 --> 00:45:31,877

How we feel about it, Ben, as our guest.

:

00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:32,897

Of course.

:

00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:33,692

You're going first.

:

00:45:34,867 --> 00:45:34,987

The Plan: I.

:

00:45:37,085 --> 00:45:42,515

I have a lot of the problems 'cause

this, this one on a two be continued.

:

00:45:43,205 --> 00:45:43,425

Xhafer: Yes.

:

00:45:43,685 --> 00:45:47,732

The Plan: it, it's not a numbered

episode, but it is clearly a, we

:

00:45:47,732 --> 00:45:49,442

have not finished the thought.

:

00:45:50,432 --> 00:45:55,562

And is, that is one of those things

where it's like, it's usually not

:

00:45:55,562 --> 00:45:58,382

satisfying until you resolve that chord.

:

00:45:58,832 --> 00:45:59,462

Um,

:

00:45:59,643 --> 00:45:59,933

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:46:00,482 --> 00:46:04,112

The Plan: we have a lot of

questions that our characters are

:

00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:04,892

Xhafer: Are not

:

00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:05,192

The Plan: with

:

00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:05,947

Xhafer: great.

:

00:46:06,332 --> 00:46:06,842

The Plan: to

:

00:46:06,903 --> 00:46:07,323

Laura: Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:08,102 --> 00:46:09,332

The Plan: so far.

:

00:46:10,412 --> 00:46:14,312

And so it'll be one of those things

where it's like, Hey, maybe the next

:

00:46:14,312 --> 00:46:16,682

episode resolves these chords nicely.

:

00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:23,042

But where it is, ah, this is like, hey,

we get a really great space battle.

:

00:46:23,582 --> 00:46:25,982

We get some fun character stuff.

:

00:46:26,972 --> 00:46:32,312

But points for not answering any of

our questions and negative points

:

00:46:32,312 --> 00:46:34,142

for going like, Hey, you know what?

:

00:46:34,142 --> 00:46:37,952

Everybody's favorite part of

Babylon five was, let's do

:

00:46:37,952 --> 00:46:39,842

that again in our last season.

:

00:46:40,022 --> 00:46:40,412

It's like,

:

00:46:40,883 --> 00:46:40,963

Laura: Hmm.

:

00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:42,152

The Plan: come on guys.

:

00:46:42,482 --> 00:46:44,162

You all are sci-fi writers.

:

00:46:44,252 --> 00:46:45,242

You know this shit.

:

00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:48,032

Like no one wants this.

:

00:46:50,762 --> 00:46:52,382

and so I'm gonna give this a seven.

:

00:46:53,518 --> 00:46:54,358

Laura: Wow.

:

00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:55,683

I.

:

00:46:55,907 --> 00:46:56,477

Xhafer: that's fair.

:

00:46:56,477 --> 00:46:58,157

It's a pretty middling episode.

:

00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,767

Think I would also give it a seven.

:

00:47:01,543 --> 00:47:02,143

Laura: Okay.

:

00:47:02,143 --> 00:47:03,913

I guess I'm just more generous.

:

00:47:04,037 --> 00:47:05,267

Xhafer: with it, but I don't

:

00:47:05,418 --> 00:47:08,173

Laura: I, I don't mind not

answering any of our questions yet.

:

00:47:08,203 --> 00:47:12,403

'cause literally like we did

a big space battle and then

:

00:47:12,692 --> 00:47:13,082

The Plan: Yeah.

:

00:47:13,393 --> 00:47:15,103

Laura: that took up a lot of time.

:

00:47:15,182 --> 00:47:15,792

Xhafer: literally,

:

00:47:15,793 --> 00:47:21,013

Laura: then we've got Starbuck

Mystery that's not easily handled.

:

00:47:21,313 --> 00:47:23,563

Um, I don't know.

:

00:47:23,653 --> 00:47:26,653

I'm, I'm feeling interested.

:

00:47:26,873 --> 00:47:32,303

Can somebody tell me somebody who can

Google when Boomer shot Adam dama?

:

00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:33,263

When was that?

:

00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:35,093

What episode number?

:

00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:36,432

The Plan: was the season

one finale, right?

:

00:47:37,167 --> 00:47:37,467

Xhafer: I think

:

00:47:37,613 --> 00:47:38,183

Laura: Okay.

:

00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:38,843

Yeah.

:

00:47:39,263 --> 00:47:41,813

I feel like we're doing

a lot of poetry here.

:

00:47:42,683 --> 00:47:43,643

I really do.

:

00:47:43,703 --> 00:47:46,073

'cause this is the season four opener.

:

00:47:46,073 --> 00:47:47,753

We're pulling a gun on Rosalyn.

:

00:47:47,753 --> 00:47:50,666

I don't think we're gonna shoot

Rosalyn, but I think they're

:

00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:52,316

gonna have a good conversation.

:

00:47:52,316 --> 00:47:52,766

Hopefully.

:

00:47:53,808 --> 00:47:54,168

I don't know.

:

00:47:54,168 --> 00:47:56,118

I'd give this like a nine.

:

00:47:56,838 --> 00:47:59,238

I'm ready for more set up.

:

00:48:00,018 --> 00:48:05,448

Hopefully we do answer a few questions in

the next episode because when we drug out

:

00:48:05,448 --> 00:48:10,668

some of that shit with Deanna in season

three and her quest to see the final five,

:

00:48:10,728 --> 00:48:17,568

that was really annoying when it just drug

on for episodes and episodes and episodes.

:

00:48:18,858 --> 00:48:19,818

So I don't want that again.

:

00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:21,798

Give me some answers.

:

00:48:22,328 --> 00:48:25,226

Xhafer: Well, you might get

some in the next episode.

:

00:48:25,226 --> 00:48:28,916

Season four, episode two, six of one.

:

00:48:29,576 --> 00:48:31,976

The silences are in, the

final five are in the fleet.

:

00:48:32,281 --> 00:48:34,111

Some want cavel to stop.

:

00:48:34,111 --> 00:48:35,341

Lobotomizing Raiders.

:

00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:40,156

And Starbuck tries to convince the

others the fleet is going the wrong way.

:

00:48:40,392 --> 00:48:40,992

Laura: Hmm.

:

00:48:42,227 --> 00:48:42,517

Okay.

:

00:48:43,186 --> 00:48:44,686

Xhafer: Sounds kind of mildly answer.

:

00:48:45,591 --> 00:48:48,741

Laura: Izing Raiders though, huh?

:

00:48:48,771 --> 00:48:50,066

We haven't heard about that yet.

:

00:48:51,325 --> 00:48:51,775

Xhafer: Nope.

:

00:48:52,026 --> 00:48:52,746

Laura: I am interested.

:

00:48:53,851 --> 00:48:54,141

Okay.

:

00:48:55,152 --> 00:48:55,662

Xhafer: All right.

:

00:48:55,752 --> 00:48:56,742

Well, Ben, thanks so much for joining us.

:

00:48:57,612 --> 00:48:57,732

Laura: I,

:

00:48:58,247 --> 00:48:59,682

Xhafer: Tell the people

where they can find you.

:

00:49:00,006 --> 00:49:05,486

The Plan: Well, you can find me right here

on this wonderful podcast Network family

:

00:49:05,486 --> 00:49:11,969

with last time on where we are currently

our way through uh, Downton Abbey.

:

00:49:12,029 --> 00:49:13,559

I hope you're happy, Laura.

:

00:49:13,649 --> 00:49:15,389

I hope you've been enjoying the coverage.

:

00:49:15,529 --> 00:49:16,129

Laura: is fun for me.

:

00:49:17,699 --> 00:49:19,199

The Plan: I'm, I'm glad

you're enjoying it.

:

00:49:19,462 --> 00:49:21,502

I, I, I, I don't hate it.

:

00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:25,402

I'm just, it's so slow and like.

:

00:49:26,302 --> 00:49:27,222

If if

:

00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:28,437

Xhafer: If anybody had,

:

00:49:28,482 --> 00:49:31,782

The Plan: conversation at

the pace Downton Abbey has in

:

00:49:31,782 --> 00:49:33,402

Battlestar Galactica, everyone

:

00:49:33,547 --> 00:49:34,747

Laura: Everyone would be dead.

:

00:49:34,747 --> 00:49:34,957

Yeah.

:

00:49:36,042 --> 00:49:36,342

The Plan: Mr.

:

00:49:36,342 --> 00:49:36,612

Gada.

:

00:49:36,612 --> 00:49:37,512

What's that, Andres?

:

00:49:38,352 --> 00:49:40,962

have a terrible secret and I can't

:

00:49:41,192 --> 00:49:41,412

Laura: Uh,

:

00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,479

The Plan: It's a traits contact.

:

00:49:43,659 --> 00:49:44,589

Well, where's it coming from?

:

00:49:44,589 --> 00:49:45,099

Who is it?

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Laura: boom.

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The Plan: I won't tell you.

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00:49:47,449 --> 00:49:49,849

Or I'll tell you after we get

back from London and then we get

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00:49:49,849 --> 00:49:50,899

hit by nukes and we're all dead.

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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00:49:52,269 --> 00:49:52,469

Xhafer: yeah.

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00:49:52,684 --> 00:49:53,074

Laura: Yeah.

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00:49:53,374 --> 00:49:53,884

No.

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00:49:53,974 --> 00:49:59,111

If, call the midwife had actually wrapped

up by this time, I would've chosen that.

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00:49:59,141 --> 00:50:02,651

'cause I freaking love call the

midwife and I think everyone

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00:50:02,651 --> 00:50:04,181

should watch at least some of it.

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00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:08,595

The Plan: I've seen several

episodes of Call the Midwife and

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00:50:08,595 --> 00:50:10,395

I can't tell you anything about

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00:50:10,446 --> 00:50:10,666

Laura: Uh,

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00:50:10,755 --> 00:50:10,905

The Plan: it.

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00:50:11,272 --> 00:50:16,845

Except the, there's the, is it, I

forget, is it the buckles or the buttons?

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00:50:17,295 --> 00:50:17,415

I

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00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,250

Laura: There are buckles.

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00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:18,550

Yeah.

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00:50:18,555 --> 00:50:18,755

Mm-hmm.

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00:50:19,995 --> 00:50:22,755

The Plan: I always call them the

buttons by accident and glow is just

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00:50:22,755 --> 00:50:24,165

like, I have no idea who you're talking

:

00:50:24,185 --> 00:50:24,475

Laura: Yeah.

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00:50:24,585 --> 00:50:26,505

The Plan: And it was like,

there's, they're the family

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00:50:26,505 --> 00:50:28,095

with with the, the, the shop.

:

00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:29,115

You mean the buckles?

:

00:50:29,115 --> 00:50:31,605

I'm like, I'm sorry, I went

with the B fastener word.

:

00:50:32,211 --> 00:50:33,411

I'm not that far off.

:

00:50:33,441 --> 00:50:33,951

You shouldn't be.

:

00:50:33,951 --> 00:50:36,501

So like, Ben, you don't

remember anything about my show.

:

00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:38,901

I'm like, I was 80% of the way there.

:

00:50:38,901 --> 00:50:39,651

Gimme some credit.

:

00:50:39,981 --> 00:50:43,101

Laura: To be fair, it's just

so somebody doesn't come in the

:

00:50:43,101 --> 00:50:44,811

discord like, oh, the midwife sucks.

:

00:50:44,841 --> 00:50:46,821

It has jumped the shark folks.

:

00:50:46,851 --> 00:50:51,771

It's, the quality has completely

declined and I could tell you where

:

00:50:51,771 --> 00:50:54,981

I think it jumped the shark, but

we can do that on the discord.

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00:50:54,981 --> 00:50:56,421

So come join me there.

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00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:57,800

Xhafer: All right.

:

00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,750

Well, thanks so much for joining us, Ben.

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00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:02,185

As always, as someone we have.

:

00:51:03,222 --> 00:51:09,882

Some 250 episodes of us talking

on the internet and 20 years

:

00:51:09,882 --> 00:51:11,442

of conversations between us.

:

00:51:13,122 --> 00:51:14,202

always a pleasure.

:

00:51:14,232 --> 00:51:15,432

Thanks so much for joining

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00:51:15,443 --> 00:51:15,863

Laura: Yeah

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00:51:16,836 --> 00:51:17,646

Xhafer: Uh,

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00:51:18,797 --> 00:51:19,847

Laura: and this morning right

:

00:51:21,276 --> 00:51:21,546

Xhafer: yeah.

:

00:51:21,606 --> 00:51:25,206

Well, we recorded this morning, but

we just like hung out yesterday.

:

00:51:26,586 --> 00:51:27,066

Just played some

:

00:51:27,317 --> 00:51:27,767

Laura: jelly

:

00:51:27,936 --> 00:51:28,566

Xhafer: Shot the shit.

:

00:51:29,293 --> 00:51:31,793

anyways Jeremy Siegel, we

should say thank you to you.

:

00:51:32,243 --> 00:51:33,773

Thanks so much for

composing our theme music.

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00:51:33,773 --> 00:51:34,853

We appreciate the hell out of it.

:

00:51:34,853 --> 00:51:37,793

Find more of his work at Jeremy

Siegel, 40 two.bandcamp.com.

:

00:51:37,863 --> 00:51:40,203

Laura: and thanks to angry

duck time machine on Instagram

:

00:51:40,203 --> 00:51:41,048

for the podcast artwork.

:

00:51:41,736 --> 00:51:44,736

Xhafer: Aaron, thanks so much for

editing this podcast because frankly,

:

00:51:44,976 --> 00:51:50,556

I haven't had to in years, and if I

had, that'd be a lot of fucking stress.

:

00:51:50,556 --> 00:51:51,546

So thank you so much.

:

00:51:52,307 --> 00:51:55,877

Laura: Of course, and thanks to you,

the listener, for being here with us.

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00:51:55,907 --> 00:51:59,987

If you wanna talk more season four,

you can talk more about the stuff

:

00:51:59,987 --> 00:52:02,837

that's already happened if you go

to Spoiler Town on the Discord.

:

00:52:02,837 --> 00:52:06,047

But if you just wanna talk about

what's happening now, hang out

:

00:52:06,047 --> 00:52:07,847

with me in current with pod.

:

00:52:08,217 --> 00:52:10,782

The Plan: I am so excited for you

to get into the, get into there.

:

00:52:11,993 --> 00:52:15,263

Laura: There's times that my husband's

looking at his damn phone and laughing

:

00:52:15,263 --> 00:52:16,673

at something and I'm like, what's up?

:

00:52:16,673 --> 00:52:18,623

And he is just like, oh,

it's in Spoiler town.

:

00:52:20,284 --> 00:52:20,824

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:52:21,034 --> 00:52:21,784

Yeah, it's great.

:

00:52:23,164 --> 00:52:24,484

I'm also laughing.

:

00:52:25,214 --> 00:52:25,634

Laura: Uhhuh.

:

00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:26,544

Mm-hmm.

:

00:52:26,979 --> 00:52:27,889

The Plan: after Dogtown,

:

00:52:28,334 --> 00:52:29,024

Laura: Oh, yeah.

:

00:52:31,504 --> 00:52:33,304

The Plan: after his

favorite storyline from last

:

00:52:33,524 --> 00:52:34,004

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:52:34,964 --> 00:52:36,734

I feel like this, uh.

:

00:52:37,042 --> 00:52:41,212

sex Town is gonna be Dog

Town adjacent, right?

:

00:52:41,983 --> 00:52:44,743

Guy Gaia Sex Town is, is that

what we're gonna call it?

:

00:52:46,537 --> 00:52:47,087

Xhafer: We'll see.

:

00:52:47,777 --> 00:52:50,027

And week internet.

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00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:50,297

Have

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00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:51,688

Laura: All right, bye.

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