Lightning is farther away than you think, Ted Fujita was a tornadic badass, Brett had to pickup a rogue face mask. Bakers fall out of cars, Runts are dangerous, and Ferrara Pan candy is the best. Brian wants weiners in his mouth at baseball games, Homerun Inn Pizza is great, so is a honey swirl. Mixed up Diet Dr Pepper, poisonous Tylenol, Ferris Bueller, Frugal Gourmet, and Bert Kreischer. Also, drink champagne while cutting hedges, but don’t stick your finger in the hedge trimmer (like Brett).