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David Sedaris Guide to Writing Brilliant First Sentences

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Episode 15 is called David Sedaris tricks to great first sentences.

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How to Create Suspense in Your First Sentence

So, we ve established that beyond headlines the first sentence dominates.

In fact, it s responsible for hurling the reader into the story. The headline captures the attention. The first sentence keeps it.

Great writers like David Sedaris know this. Look at his first sentences for an example.

• My father always struck me as the sort of man who under the right circumstances might have invented the microwave oven or transistor radio.
• It is his birthday, and Hugh and I are seated in a New York restaurant, awaiting the arrival of our fifteen-word entrées.
• There are, I have noticed, two basic types of French spoken by Americans vacationing in Paris: the Hard Kind and the Easy Kind.
• When Hugh was in the fifth grade, his class took a field tip to an Ethiopian slaughterhouse.
• I was on Oprah a while ago, talking about how I used to love too much.
• As a favor to my pastor, Carlton Manning has hired me to work at his service station even though I am unable to drive.
• Shortly after my mother died, my sisters and I found ourselves rummaging through a cabinet of papers marked POISON, and it was there, tucked between the pages of a well-worn copy of Mein Kampf, that I discovered fifteen years worth of her annual New Year s resolutions.

The Trick to Introducing an Interesting Character (Miss This and People Could Care Less About Your Character)

What s compelling about these first sentences is their sense of suspense or their invitation to learn about an interesting character.

• Carlton Manning, someone who doesn t drive, works at car service station? That s ripe for irony, which is usually comical.
• Something about Sedaris dad makes his son think of him as an inventor. What exactly? The story will tell us.
• This is my favorite. Fifth graders trotting out to a facility to see how cattle are killed for consumption? And this is a field trip?

The Very Best First Sentence David Sedaris Ever Wrote

However, these first sentences are second-rate when compared to Sedaris greatest first sentence, which comes from his book Naked. The story is called The Women s Open. Here s the first line:

My sister Lisa became a woman on the fourteenth hole of the Pinehurst golf course.

Whether that appalls you or appeals to you, you re going to find out what happened. And like a truly great first sentence, it won t meet your expectation. You will step back and marvel like you just witnessed a magician pull off the impossible.

So do you read David Sedaris? Do you agree with me that line is his best first sentence? Can you offer a better one? Have any more tips for writing great sentences? What are some of your favorite first sentences? Drop them in the comments.

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