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This is the after party with Big Party and Molly, where we overshare for entertainment and call it healing.
Speaker A:Welcome to the after party.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Welcome to the after party with Big, Perky and Molly.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Well, welcome.
Speaker B:It's the first episode of the.
Speaker B:The afterparty.
Speaker B:It drops on Tuesdays, and then we have an unfiltered afterparty of coming to you soon on Thursday.
Speaker B:So we're just going to fill your whole week up.
Speaker B:Like we said, you guys have asked for more, and we're giving you more.
Speaker B:And plus, we love doing this.
Speaker B:You know, we really.
Speaker A:I mean, that's the thing.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:That's 100.
Speaker B:It's hard to actually say that you love something so much that you'll do it for free.
Speaker A:And yet, here we are.
Speaker B:Ta da.
Speaker A:I think I have something in my tooth.
Speaker A:And you weren't gonna tell me?
Speaker B:No, I don't do that.
Speaker B:I don't tell anybody anything.
Speaker B:It's the room I made the mistake of.
Speaker A:I was gonna not eat.
Speaker A:You know, I was holding off, and then I just, like, I can't.
Speaker A:They've got me.
Speaker A:So, you know, I'm.
Speaker A:I've been sick.
Speaker A:They've got me on steroids, and this is, like, the last day, but it's day five, and I want to eat the couch.
Speaker B:Oh, you're hungry.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Like, I can't, like, seriously.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And it hits you like a truck.
Speaker A:Like, you're like, if I don't eat something right now, I might.
Speaker A:I might spontaneously combust.
Speaker B:Or, like, you get hangry.
Speaker A:Something.
Speaker B:Oh, so you get hangry is what you're saying?
Speaker B:Yeah, I do.
Speaker A:I went on my way home from work and.
Speaker A:And bought a pastry.
Speaker A:I never do this.
Speaker A:I mean, you know me for how long?
Speaker A:I bought a pastry and I, like, ate it before I even got home.
Speaker A:Like, I ate it in the car.
Speaker A:No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker A:Like, I seriously, I ate a pastry in the car while driving.
Speaker A:Like, I was like, if I can't get this down my throat fast enough, I don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker A:I might hit.
Speaker A:I might hit a lamppost.
Speaker B:So does it.
Speaker B:Is the.
Speaker B:We named the growth in her throat Dick.
Speaker B:So because she.
Speaker B:She hates it, not because it's actual.
Speaker B:You know, it's the name.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:So is Dick still there in your throat?
Speaker A:The swelling is down today.
Speaker B:Okay, good.
Speaker A:I woke up, and he was.
Speaker A:He was still hanging out, and then as of now, gone.
Speaker A:So fingers crossed.
Speaker A:I mean, I'm.
Speaker A:I'm obviously on the upswing of whatever Steroid dose I'm on, which the whole point of steroids is that it.
Speaker A:It shrinks it.
Speaker A:That's why they put you on steroids is because it's supposed to bring down the swelling.
Speaker B:I think cold water does the same thing.
Speaker A:The water was cold.
Speaker A:You're like, yeah, sure it was.
Speaker A:How many men have used that experience?
Speaker B:All of us.
Speaker B:Every one of us.
Speaker B:All right, so to get a hold of us, it's still the same deal as the Big Party Show.
Speaker B:This is a continuation is what it is.
Speaker B:It's bps, crasher, gmail dot com.
Speaker B: -: Speaker B:We're going to ask you guys to do us a solid, okay?
Speaker B:If you're watching this or listening to this, you can watch through Spotify and you can listen through Spotify, but we need you guys to.
Speaker B:To spread the word like you did with the Big Party show, all right?
Speaker B:To let everyone know.
Speaker B:Mom Squad people, all you guys, let everyone know that the after hour, the after party with the big.
Speaker B:With Big party in Molly, right here.
Speaker B:It exists.
Speaker B:And it drops on Tuesdays and then Thursdays as well, eventually.
Speaker B:So, yeah, help us any way you can.
Speaker B:And, yeah, just do yourself good.
Speaker B:Win this thing.
Speaker B:It's always a race.
Speaker B:It's always a race.
Speaker A:And racing ourselves.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And it's just like, why start the race if you're not going to finish it is what I go by.
Speaker B:So, yeah, let's.
Speaker B:Let's make it happen.
Speaker B:I watched your show.
Speaker A:He did rivalry.
Speaker B:He did rivalry.
Speaker B:I didn't get through the whole thing, Molly.
Speaker B:I got through about half of it.
Speaker B:They move quick.
Speaker A:Yeah, they do.
Speaker B:I thought it was going to be just a lot of.
Speaker B:I mean, I like the beginning of it.
Speaker B:It's not bad.
Speaker B:I think it's done well.
Speaker B:It's just not my thing.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's just not my thing.
Speaker B:I. I don't like.
Speaker A:You're not a romance guy.
Speaker B:I'm not a romance guy.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:That's the best way of putting it.
Speaker A:Seriously.
Speaker A:I mean, I just wanted you to watch it because you were.
Speaker A:You had been asking if this was something you and Wylene should watch together.
Speaker A:And my whole point to you was no woman should be watching this with her husband.
Speaker A:Now, I know you're not a romance guy, but, you know, we, We.
Speaker A:We talk about shows that we're into.
Speaker A:You talked about the Pit, and I went out and watched it.
Speaker A:And I've been obsessed with heated rivalry.
Speaker A:And I wanted you to, at Least have a glimpse into what I've been consuming.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm going to finish it.
Speaker B:I'm going to finish it.
Speaker B:Without a doubt.
Speaker B:I just got to six months later and then they're, they're, they just started making out and stuff in one of the guys apartments or something like that.
Speaker A:Hotel rooms.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's a hotel room.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:You were like, nope, had to go.
Speaker A:Good.
Speaker A:Here.
Speaker A:You can fast forward, you know.
Speaker B:I know, but I, I just wanted to kind of see how long, how long that it's long.
Speaker A:It feels long.
Speaker B:It feels very long.
Speaker A:I'm not, I'm not a sex scene person.
Speaker A:So that was like one of those things where when I first watched this, I was like, whoa, coming in so hot.
Speaker A:The spice meter on.
Speaker A:This is like hot ones.
Speaker A:I mean you are up there, you're like, where is my glass of milk?
Speaker A:I need a ice cream.
Speaker A:This is so spicy.
Speaker B:So are these actors, are they gay in real life?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker B:Because that would be such a difficult thing to do with if what they were doing in that hotel room.
Speaker B:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:It's like, oh yes.
Speaker A:I will say just from, from my limited experience with acting.
Speaker B:They're good actors.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Make out scenes even whether or not you're gay, straight, you know, asexual, it doesn't matter.
Speaker A:You're making out with someone you don't have feelings for.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, it's a co worker for all intents and purposes.
Speaker A:You may have a connection.
Speaker A:Like you and I have worked together for a long time.
Speaker A:We have feelings for each other, we care about each other.
Speaker A:But if I had to like go into a scene and they're like, all right, so today it's gonna.
Speaker A:And party.
Speaker A:Making out.
Speaker A:Because it's your fifth anniversary.
Speaker A:I mean, it would be like weird.
Speaker A:All of a sudden then we're having lunch and we're like, wow, that was cool.
Speaker B:Today.
Speaker A:You would be sucking face.
Speaker B:Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker B:I mean, it's like I said, I'm going to finish the thing.
Speaker B:I mean it's a. I'm not afraid of it by any means.
Speaker B:I, I just like you, I, I don't watch romance and stuff like that.
Speaker B:And you know, when actors are making out with each other, it's.
Speaker B:You feel like to me.
Speaker A:Yeah, well, it feels like you're watching a private moment.
Speaker B:Yes, that's what it felt like.
Speaker A:And that's the thing.
Speaker A:Like I'm not a voyeur.
Speaker A:Like I'm not somebody Who.
Speaker A:You know when people are like PDA people and they make out in bars and some people are like, look, those guys over there.
Speaker A:I'm like, I don't want to see that.
Speaker A:Like, I don't want to see that in real life.
Speaker A:Like, it's not like I'm gonna sit down and use my free time to watch it either.
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:Their romance is what gets you, you know, the fact that, I mean, right now you're at the part where they're just hooking up.
Speaker A:Like, they're just.
Speaker B:They're just hitting, but gets even more romancy.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:They fall for each other.
Speaker A:I mean it.
Speaker A:Right now you're just watching episode one halfway through, they're just like, you're hot, I'm hot.
Speaker A:Let's be hot together.
Speaker A:So you're at that point where they're just.
Speaker A:They're just like, this is all lust and physical attraction.
Speaker A:You get to episode six, the cottage, and all of a sudden it's all the feelings.
Speaker A:And you've watched these guys go through this whole journey together, and it's so cute.
Speaker B:And there's another season coming after.
Speaker A:Yeah, these guys are having the time of their lives, though.
Speaker A:They were.
Speaker A:So the Golden Globes were on Sunday.
Speaker A:These guys had, like, front row tickets.
Speaker A:They were there.
Speaker A:Nikki Glaser made a joke about them.
Speaker A:They got to hand out an award, like a big award.
Speaker A:I mean, these guys.
Speaker A:A moment.
Speaker B:I think one of them was the top dressed on.
Speaker B:On the carpet.
Speaker B:They said, Hudson, Williams.
Speaker A:He looked amazing.
Speaker A:He was wearing Armani.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then he had a Bulgari, like, choker on.
Speaker A:I mean, he.
Speaker A:He looked really good.
Speaker A:He was wearing this, like, white flowy shirt with a corset type of thing.
Speaker B:And then Snoop had the worst.
Speaker B:I believe Snoop always has the worst.
Speaker A:You know, nobody's looking at Snoop for fashion advice.
Speaker A:People looking at Snoop to be cool.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:They said he was super high up there when he presented an award.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker A:Yeah, they're like.
Speaker A:He even said, he's like, you've had me here for too long.
Speaker A:Because they've got to get their butt early.
Speaker B:Yeah, they do.
Speaker A:Yeah, they, you know, so they're getting ready first thing in the morning.
Speaker A:I mean, they're in glam most of the day.
Speaker A:And then it takes forever in LA to get anywhere, especially during an award show day.
Speaker A:So traffic's bananas.
Speaker A:Then they're chilling out in the car, then they're chilling out to walk the carpet.
Speaker A:Then they're chilling out on the carpet.
Speaker A:Then they're doing all these interviews and they finally get them into, like, the lobby, and all there is is just standing around.
Speaker A:What I felt bad for is it looked like it was the surface of the sun there.
Speaker A:Everyone's like, is it me or is it hot?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like, so everybody's dressed up and in full makeup, and they're like, I'm melting.
Speaker B:God, I'll bet.
Speaker B:I don't know how hot, what the temperature is there for that.
Speaker B:I like Nikki Glaser, by the way.
Speaker B:I do too, love her.
Speaker B:Yeah, she's a very funny woman.
Speaker B:But it got panned.
Speaker B:The whole thing got panned.
Speaker B:I mean, the question is, is who watches these shows anymore outside of you and I?
Speaker B:And that's the question.
Speaker B:It said.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker B:It.
Speaker B:What do you call flatlined after 10 minutes?
Speaker B:And it just.
Speaker A:Golden Globes are my favorite.
Speaker A:On account of the fact that it's.
Speaker A:It's basically like you're at a cocktail party.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Because they're all hanging out at tables, eating, drinking, carrying on, being merry.
Speaker A:This year had a weird sort of aura to it.
Speaker A:On account of the fact that.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I mean, we don't talk about it on this show, and that's fine.
Speaker A:But I think we can call out the elephant in the room.
Speaker A:The world is kind of burning, right?
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker B:I mean, it is.
Speaker A:It doesn't matter where you are.
Speaker A:It's like you won't turn on the news, and you're like, my God, I didn't know there could be unrest in every part of the world at the exact same time, but apparently there can be.
Speaker A:So it seems weird to watch an awards ceremony where everyone's like, I'm wearing this, and I'm this.
Speaker A:I've been fasting all day.
Speaker B:And it is truly for them.
Speaker B:I mean, even when they.
Speaker B:First time ever, they gave out a Golden Globe to podcast.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:First time ever.
Speaker B:And who are they?
Speaker B:There are celebrities.
Speaker B:No normal people, no nothing.
Speaker B:It's the celebrities.
Speaker B:Even when in the podcast world, I don't think it's because of how many people listen to their podcast or this and that.
Speaker B:I just think it's them.
Speaker B:You gotta pick.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:You gotta pick three of them out of however many celebrity podcasts there are, and you put them out in front, you give them another Golden Globe.
Speaker A:I did love the fact that they threw NPR in there.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:They're like.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:They're like, oh, and npr, like, the NPR is like.
Speaker A:The NPR is like the grandfather of podcasts.
Speaker A:Like, they.
Speaker A:Like the originator.
Speaker A:They're.
Speaker A:They're patient zero when it comes to podcasts.
Speaker A:They were podcasts before podcasts were podcasts.
Speaker A:And so they have to throw them in there.
Speaker A:And they didn't want to snowball's chance in hell.
Speaker A:Like they were like, not at all real stuff.
Speaker A:I want to listen to Amy Poehler talk to Gwyneth Paltrow about early dinner reservations.
Speaker A:They literally did talk about that the other day.
Speaker B:Did they really?
Speaker B:I haven't listened to any of theirs.
Speaker B:Yeah, I just saw a clip.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:It was like a clip because it was like, you know, basically the idea of I love going to dinner at 6 o' clock because I can be full and home and in bed by eight.
Speaker B:Amen.
Speaker A:And exactly like I was like, I mean, you're not wrong, but it was crazy to listen to Gwyneth Paltrow say, like, well, actually I had dinner last night at 5:45 and I was like the first person in the restaurant.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker B:5:45.
Speaker B:I've done that before.
Speaker B:But I have friends that go home early.
Speaker B:Like my, my buddy Tim.
Speaker B:We were all meeting up and he, he couldn't get it.
Speaker B:The only reservation he got for us is like at 4:30.
Speaker B:I'm like, really?
Speaker B:4:30?
Speaker B:Who goes to dinner at 4:30?
Speaker B:And he wanted to be in bed by 6.
Speaker B:You know, 4:30.
Speaker A:I love happy hour.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:That's been my new.
Speaker A:That has been the revelation I would say in the last year is meeting people for happy hour.
Speaker A:So you go, you meet at like 4:30, you have a couple.
Speaker A:Couple.
Speaker A:Oh my God.
Speaker A:I can't even say.
Speaker A:I think I.
Speaker A:You think, you think that I had already had.
Speaker A:You're drinking coffee, you have a couple cocktails.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:And then you head home, have a little nibble, maybe watch like one show and then boom, you are ready for bed.
Speaker A:I just, I can't argue that.
Speaker B:I don't mind.
Speaker B:I, I mean, I'm out early, not that early, but you know, I guess it's no different.
Speaker B:I mean, what time do you eat at home when.
Speaker B:When you guys eat dinner together?
Speaker A:Like 6:30.
Speaker B:Okay, that's about us too.
Speaker B:But you know, the other day.
Speaker A:5:30, 6:30.
Speaker A:It just depends.
Speaker B:Yeah, because the other day we went to Shucks and basically it was that, let's go to shucks at 3:30 and eat.
Speaker A:Do they have a special at 3:30?
Speaker A:Like sometimes those places have specials.
Speaker B:No, not that I know of.
Speaker B:We just wanted to eat.
Speaker B:Eat early dinner like an old couple.
Speaker A:Like honey.
Speaker A:So let's get home, watch our shows.
Speaker B:I'll tell you what I picked with the, the servers.
Speaker B:It was a chicken Sandwich of some sort.
Speaker B:And it's the server's selection.
Speaker B:You know, they voted the best.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:This is the best on their menu.
Speaker B:And I got it, Molly.
Speaker B:And it was enormous.
Speaker B:I could not believe the size of this thing.
Speaker B:It was so huge.
Speaker B:Yeah, it was huge.
Speaker B:It was like some kind of Carolina barbecue chicken sandwich with some pickled.
Speaker B:I think it was pickled cabbage or something on it or maybe onions on it.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And, oh, it was so delicious.
Speaker B:People, if you go there, get that, but make sure you have.
Speaker A:And get chicken.
Speaker B:I'll tell you what.
Speaker B:I said the same thing to that waitress.
Speaker B:I said, everyone thinks I'm crazy when I say Shucks has one of the best burgers and a great chicken sandwich.
Speaker B:And she said that's like their secret that everyone says the same thing.
Speaker B:Because everyone, like you say the same thing.
Speaker B:Go to Shucks and get a chicken sandwich.
Speaker B:It's amazing.
Speaker B:Everything there is absolutely amazing.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker B:I'm just telling you.
Speaker B:I mean, I eat all their fish and stuff, and I eat their.
Speaker B:Their clam chowder.
Speaker B:Love me some clam chowder.
Speaker B:Yeah, I just.
Speaker B:I can't eat that stuff all day long.
Speaker B:But then sometimes I feel like something else.
Speaker B:The sweet whiteling gets fish every time with the french fries.
Speaker B:But she also gives me some of her fish.
Speaker A:What kind of fish does she get?
Speaker B:She gets the haddock.
Speaker B:And it's.
Speaker B:Everything there is gluten free.
Speaker B:You can have it.
Speaker B:You just can't tell.
Speaker B:They fry it in a separate fryer and they use a different batter and all that stuff, but you can't tell the difference, you know, between any of it.
Speaker B:So she gets that, and I know I'm going to get some of that.
Speaker B:So I'll get the coleslaw.
Speaker B:I'll get the fish from her.
Speaker B:Then I'll have chicken and all fries.
Speaker A:Jesus.
Speaker A:Save some for the rest of the restaurant.
Speaker A:You're like.
Speaker A:And then I want some clam chowder.
Speaker A:And what do you got on the dessert menu?
Speaker A:Don't be holding back.
Speaker B:No dessert.
Speaker A:Got something sweet back there.
Speaker B:I. I normally will get oysters every time.
Speaker A:I'll get you, like, oysters.
Speaker B:I can't do it.
Speaker B:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker B:I wanted to get a bunch of.
Speaker B:And bring them home from, like, the Asian market.
Speaker B:They have them there, you know, But I don't know how to shuck a oyster.
Speaker B:I always feel like you got to be really stab their hands all the time, don't they?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So I don't want to be there.
Speaker A:I used to shuck oysters.
Speaker B:Did you really?
Speaker B:Did you really?
Speaker A:I always wore a glove.
Speaker A:I was really.
Speaker A:I was always.
Speaker A:So they have these, like, mesh gloves.
Speaker B:Yeah, I have some of those.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So you don't stab.
Speaker B:Stab yourself.
Speaker B:I guess mine.
Speaker B:You can stab yourself.
Speaker B:Is it a metal mesh glove?
Speaker A:That is.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I feel like a knight.
Speaker A:You're like, hello.
Speaker A:Hello.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:But anyway, there was one time I worked an oyster fest, and, I mean, it was just shucking in the sun all day long.
Speaker B:So you don't eat oysters?
Speaker B:They're not an oyster.
Speaker A:No, it's a texture thing.
Speaker A:They're just.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I mean, it's like.
Speaker A:I think they're like sucking down a loogie.
Speaker A:I mean.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, I've tried second dad.
Speaker B:It does.
Speaker B:I mean, it really is.
Speaker B:I don't know if there's another way of describing that texture.
Speaker B:No, they're.
Speaker A:They're really.
Speaker A:You like it or you don't.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And that's honestly what it comes down to.
Speaker A:It's really not a flavor profile thing.
Speaker A:It honestly is completely texture.
Speaker B:So it's safe to say that you don't like to suck down your loogies.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker A:Don't answer that.
Speaker A:I think you did just answer it.
Speaker A:I think you just answered it.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker A:Oh, you kiss your wife with that mouth?
Speaker B:It's been a while, Molly.
Speaker A:But yeah, since you've kissed your wife, I get it.
Speaker A:When she hears this podcast, it might be never.
Speaker A:She's like, zero kisses earned.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:God.
Speaker B:We just had cleaners in the house.
Speaker B:And that's the reason why I put a clean day.
Speaker B:I do.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:This is Molly.
Speaker B:This is Wylene's thing.
Speaker B:This is something that she treats herself with.
Speaker B:She should, you know, and so they come once a month.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:And I'm watching this show that you're telling me to watch.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I hear the door open and I.
Speaker A:House is home.
Speaker A:And I do not know what he's.
Speaker B:Got on the television.
Speaker A:Do not go into the family room.
Speaker A:So I cleaned that last, and we probably should do a deep clean.
Speaker B:I bailed.
Speaker B:I heard the door open.
Speaker B:I'm like, oh.
Speaker B:And then so I shut it off quickly, and I'm like, I gotta go.
Speaker B:And so I left.
Speaker B:And it's funny, though, is that, like, I've tried to.
Speaker B:To alter this whole thing of, like, maybe we get it done every other month or something like that, because we're not dirty people that needs this stuff done.
Speaker B:We don't have children or anything like that.
Speaker B:So you in the end, two dogs.
Speaker B:We have two dogs.
Speaker B:Yeah, but they don't make a mess.
Speaker B:They just have toys.
Speaker B:You know, they tear up toys.
Speaker B:But anyway, so.
Speaker B:It's so funny.
Speaker B:I don't know if you do the same thing, but whenever I know they're coming, I find myself cleaning before they get there to clean.
Speaker B:That's fascinating.
Speaker A:Yeah, for us.
Speaker A:So we don't have cleaners anymore.
Speaker B:You don't?
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:No, we haven't had cleaners for a while and.
Speaker A:But what was funny was when we did have cleaners, they came every other week, right?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:And the kids would always be like, why do we have to pick up?
Speaker A:I'm like, they're not here to pick up after you.
Speaker A:They're here to clean.
Speaker A:Like, they're not here.
Speaker A:They're not here to tidy your room.
Speaker A:They're not here to pick up your toys.
Speaker A:They're here to scrub floors.
Speaker A:You know, like clean, vacuum and clean.
Speaker A:Like, clean.
Speaker A:So your job is to get all of your can.
Speaker A:I don't even know if I can say the word.
Speaker A:Your crap.
Speaker A:I guess I'll just say, okay, off the floor, off your beds.
Speaker A:I mean, my daughter sleeps in what is basically a library.
Speaker A:Like, she sleeps in a pile of books.
Speaker A:I went to go make her bed the other day, and I swear I took like 35 books out of her bed.
Speaker B:That's good.
Speaker B:She's a reader.
Speaker B:That's fantastic.
Speaker A:That's fine.
Speaker A:Put them away.
Speaker B:There's that.
Speaker A:Sleep with them.
Speaker A:So when the cleaners would come, I would say, like, they're here.
Speaker A:They'll strip your bed, they'll make your bed.
Speaker A:But they're not going to put away 35 books.
Speaker A:I'm not going to have them spend their time doing that.
Speaker A:That's on you to do.
Speaker A:Well, now the cleaners are gone and she's not doing it, so I am.
Speaker A:I had an entire conversation with my son the other day.
Speaker A:I. I went to go change the sheets in his room, and I'm like, are you?
Speaker A:Apparently.
Speaker A:I did not realize this, but a 711 has opened up in my house.
Speaker A:Apparently there's a convenience store in my son's room.
Speaker B:What'd you say to him?
Speaker A:Which I was like, we do not eat in bedrooms in this house.
Speaker A:We don't.
Speaker B:Huh.
Speaker B:I'd had to do the same thing with Oliver when he was little.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's.
Speaker B:That's should be the rule because then next you know what, you're cleaning up everything.
Speaker B:Food.
Speaker A:My thing is, is like, why don't you just go ahead and Put out a please come sleep with me sign to every bug, cockroach, whatever, wants to make its way creepy crawly into your bed and nosh its way through the night.
Speaker A:Disgusting.
Speaker A:Sick.
Speaker A:Gross.
Speaker A:Like, I was.
Speaker A:I he.
Speaker A:You should have seen the look on Declan's face.
Speaker A:Because I don't lose.
Speaker A:I mean, I know we joke around, but, like, I really don't lose my shit on the kids.
Speaker A:I really don't.
Speaker A:And this time I was just like.
Speaker A:Like, this is my one thing.
Speaker A:This is my no go zone.
Speaker A:No food in bedrooms, because once they get in, it's like an entire project getting it out.
Speaker A:Like, once the little ants and stuff like that find their way in and know that that's where the picnic's at.
Speaker A:Like, you're spending the rest of your life trying to, like, reprogram them to go someplace else.
Speaker B:And then it stinks.
Speaker B:It smells.
Speaker B:Boys.
Speaker B:Rooms have a weird smell to them anyway.
Speaker B:But then you add food and bowls of stuff and, you know, empty cups and everything like that.
Speaker B:Then it really.
Speaker B:It really stinks it up a little bit.
Speaker B:I did.
Speaker B:Like I said, I'd do the same thing with Oliver.
Speaker B:You know, I don't eat in our bedroom.
Speaker B:I mean, so.
Speaker B:Colin, I didn't.
Speaker B:We have an entire thing.
Speaker B:But, yeah.
Speaker A:House.
Speaker A:We do not live in a studio apartment where it's a one room and there's like the bathroom and the kitchen and the bedroom and the living room are all one room.
Speaker A:I've lived in places like that where you do eat in your bedroom because your bedroom's also your kitchen.
Speaker A:But we have a house.
Speaker A:It has a kitchen, it has a dining room.
Speaker A:I mean, it.
Speaker A:There are multiple places in which you can eat food.
Speaker A:And he's a dirty night eater.
Speaker B:Oh, slinks out and he sneaks it upstairs when you guys are asleep.
Speaker A:Slinks out.
Speaker A:Yeah, he's like, everybody's asleep.
Speaker A:Time to eat.
Speaker A:The to go.
Speaker A:Lights on.
Speaker B:Oh, wow.
Speaker A:16.
Speaker A:It's like a whole new.
Speaker A:I'm like, listen, you dirty night eater.
Speaker A:Hey, I'm gonna do this.
Speaker A:Eat in the kitchen.
Speaker B:I saw some good news for you.
Speaker B:I thought of you.
Speaker B:The next time that the sun will set at 5:15 will be November 5th of next year.
Speaker B:So every minute, every day, at every sunset, it's like gaining it like a minute.
Speaker B:I think January, we gained 40 minutes.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Something like that.
Speaker B:So excited.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So that.
Speaker B:That's crazy.
Speaker B:I mean, the last sunset that was before 5:15 in the evening is.
Speaker B:Was November 4th.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:The sun is coming.
Speaker B:T minus, Right?
Speaker B:Yeah, it's coming.
Speaker A:I mean, dark.
Speaker B:We got some crazy warm weather going on right now, but I'm definitely weird.
Speaker A:Winner.
Speaker B:I think the animals are confused, too.
Speaker B:I. Yeah, people are getting a flu left and right, and I'm guessing it's because of the temperatures going back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker A:It's just a really bad flu season.
Speaker A:I mean, it's just.
Speaker A:It's just a really, like, it's one of those.
Speaker A:And then everybody gets together for the holidays, and it's just a super spreader.
Speaker A:January is just meant to hide.
Speaker B:So I don't leave.
Speaker B:I don't leave the house.
Speaker B:Are your Christmas stuff down, down yet?
Speaker A:God, no.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:We still got a tree in the front window.
Speaker A:You nuts?
Speaker B:Wylene just took it down.
Speaker A:That thing's gonna be up till Super Bowl.
Speaker A:Oh, bears.
Speaker B:Hey, Wylene just took everything down.
Speaker B:I would.
Speaker B:I combated with her about that.
Speaker B:I'm like, christmas isn't over.
Speaker B:Yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker B:It's over.
Speaker B:I mean, I. I considered.
Speaker B:I tried to get her to just to move the tree down to the.
Speaker B:The new studio down in the basement so I can have Christmas, you know, year round down there.
Speaker B:When that's done, that's, you know, what's depressed.
Speaker B:That's depressing.
Speaker A:Christmas all year, it doesn't make it special.
Speaker A:It's just like, guess it's Tuesday in June for, like, merry Christmas.
Speaker A:Kind of hard to really rally around.
Speaker A:Like, you're like, I've waited all year for this tree to mean something again because it's been up all year, but now it's actually seasonal.
Speaker B:God, when I lived alone, I, you know, years ago, I would have that tree up year round.
Speaker B:But that's the beauty about not putting, like, putting the white lights on.
Speaker B:It eliminates the feeling of Christmas 100%.
Speaker A:You know, we've got the one, two punch party.
Speaker A:We've got colored lights and a live tree.
Speaker A:We're on borrowed time.
Speaker A:This thing was supposed to come down this last weekend, only I went to the emergency room.
Speaker A:And if mom's not here to say things like, don't eat food in your bedroom.
Speaker A:Please put a pile of books and can we get this Christmas tree taken care of?
Speaker A:It doesn't happen.
Speaker B:Are you guys.
Speaker B:I mean, why?
Speaker B:Peter can't drag it out of the.
Speaker A:House or I've got to put away all the stuff.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:We've got to completely.
Speaker A:We've got to take, you know, we've got that whole thing with the ornaments.
Speaker A:They all go with different boxes because everyone is a Different year.
Speaker A:So it's like, oh, my God thing.
Speaker B:Have fun, right?
Speaker B:Keep it up, keep it up.
Speaker B:Change the lights.
Speaker B:Change the lights next time.
Speaker A:Oh, who wants a St. Valentine's Day tree?
Speaker B:Please tell them that.
Speaker B:Please ask them if they want to keep this thing up.
Speaker A:Are you kidding me?
Speaker A:They're just like, what?
Speaker A:Huh?
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, nobody said anything.
Speaker A:I had to say something like, I guess we're not taking down the tree this weekend on account of the fact that I'm not.
Speaker A:They're like, oh, yeah, we can wait.
Speaker A:I'm like, no, we can't.
Speaker B:We are seeing a different side of Molly.
Speaker B:Because before, I mean, I never even thought of the fact that you would be changing sheets for some reason.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:When I'm just too perfect.
Speaker B:Sounded weird.
Speaker B:No, I don't change sheets.
Speaker B:I. I mean, Wylene does it.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker A:Yeah, I was stripping beds like it was a job.
Speaker B:Are you kidding me?
Speaker A:I came home from the hospital and I was like, every bed is getting stripped.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Starting from square one.
Speaker A:I have been doing the kids even.
Speaker A:This is how bad it is.
Speaker A:This is how much laundry I've done.
Speaker A:The kids even said yesterday, do you ever not do laundry anymore?
Speaker A:And I was like, how bad is that?
Speaker A:When children notice.
Speaker A:How do you know you've been doing stupid amounts of laundry when your kids are like, hey, I took a minute from my video game to notice you've been in the laundry room.
Speaker A:Like, a lot.
Speaker A:Like a lot, like a lot.
Speaker B:Yeah, well, that kind of goes with the gig.
Speaker B:I mean, when Wylene stripped the beds down and everything, it was all because I asked her why and she said it was because we were sick.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So, yeah, Sleeping.
Speaker A:Six sheets.
Speaker A:Let's snuggle up.
Speaker A:I think we had the flu.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I mean, she couldn't knees.
Speaker B:It was blankets and everything.
Speaker B:Everything gone, you know, and you have to have a big washer for that.
Speaker B:We have a good sized washer, but yeah.
Speaker B:Welcome to Wash Talk.
Speaker A:Wash Talk.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:What's your cycle?
Speaker A:Let's do a quick spin before we say goodbye.
Speaker A:Well, I mean, it.
Speaker B:It is good that you have a.
Speaker A:Good washer, but the thing is, is that you've got a king size bed.
Speaker A:I wish I knew what that problem was.
Speaker A:Like, I wish I knew it.
Speaker B:Monster bed.
Speaker B:Love it, right?
Speaker B:Love it, love it, love it.
Speaker A:So we've got a queen size bed.
Speaker A:My son's got a full.
Speaker A:My daughter has two twins.
Speaker A:So, I mean, you can't shove all that in one load.
Speaker A:I mean, that right there is like three loads.
Speaker A:Four Loads easy.
Speaker B:You guys only have a queen size bed still party.
Speaker B:I can't even believe.
Speaker B:I know a lot of people have queens, but I. I guess I'm sport.
Speaker B:I'm used to this big king.
Speaker B:It might even be bigger than a king.
Speaker B:It seems very big, you know, because I can.
Speaker B:Wylene can be on one side of the bed and I can be on the other and I, you know, we're not touching.
Speaker A:That's how your magic works.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker A:She's like, I don't even want to see you until morning.
Speaker A:And don't even think about kissing me with that loogie mouth of yours.
Speaker B:Hey.
Speaker A:Like, hey, that's my mouth you're talking about here.
Speaker B:It's my mouth.
Speaker B:All right, we're gonna wrap this again.
Speaker B:This is the after party continuation of the big party show.
Speaker B:Comes out every Tuesday and soon to be Thursdays as well.
Speaker B:But yeah, you can shoot us a message, but spread the word.
Speaker B:Spread it out there, share it, do all that stuff.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:Yeah, and if you easy way of telling somebody is just tell them and then they can.
Speaker B:You guys can go to the big party show and there's all the links there as well for easy access.
Speaker B:All about easy access today.
Speaker B:So, all right, we're gonna get out of here.
Speaker B:We'll see you guys tomorrow on a big party show.
Speaker B:Have a safe day and do yourself good.
Speaker B:Damage.