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Tuesdays with Big and Molly: Unveiling the Art of Oversharing
Episode 213th January 2026 • The After Party • Big Party and Molly
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Takeaways:

  1. The podcast discusses the importance of sharing personal experiences as a form of healing.
  2. Listeners are encouraged to engage with the podcast and spread the word about its content.
  3. The hosts express their enjoyment of creating the podcast, indicating their passion for the medium.
  4. The episode emphasizes the need for regular communication and connection with the audience.
  5. The hosts highlight the upcoming schedule for podcast episodes and their commitment to consistency.
  6. They reflect on the challenges of maintaining a clean household, particularly concerning their children's habits.

Links referenced in this episode:

  1. bpscrashergmail.com
  2. 402-915-0962

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Speaker A:

This is the after party with Big Party and Molly, where we overshare for entertainment and call it healing.

Speaker A:

Welcome to the after party.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

Welcome to the after party with Big, Perky and Molly.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Well, welcome.

Speaker B:

It's the first episode of the.

Speaker B:

The afterparty.

Speaker B:

It drops on Tuesdays, and then we have an unfiltered afterparty of coming to you soon on Thursday.

Speaker B:

So we're just going to fill your whole week up.

Speaker B:

Like we said, you guys have asked for more, and we're giving you more.

Speaker B:

And plus, we love doing this.

Speaker B:

You know, we really.

Speaker A:

I mean, that's the thing.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

That's 100.

Speaker B:

It's hard to actually say that you love something so much that you'll do it for free.

Speaker A:

And yet, here we are.

Speaker B:

Ta da.

Speaker A:

I think I have something in my tooth.

Speaker A:

And you weren't gonna tell me?

Speaker B:

No, I don't do that.

Speaker B:

I don't tell anybody anything.

Speaker B:

It's the room I made the mistake of.

Speaker A:

I was gonna not eat.

Speaker A:

You know, I was holding off, and then I just, like, I can't.

Speaker A:

They've got me.

Speaker A:

So, you know, I'm.

Speaker A:

I've been sick.

Speaker A:

They've got me on steroids, and this is, like, the last day, but it's day five, and I want to eat the couch.

Speaker B:

Oh, you're hungry.

Speaker A:

Oh, my God.

Speaker A:

Like, I can't, like, seriously.

Speaker A:

And.

Speaker A:

And it hits you like a truck.

Speaker A:

Like, you're like, if I don't eat something right now, I might.

Speaker A:

I might spontaneously combust.

Speaker B:

Or, like, you get hangry.

Speaker A:

Something.

Speaker B:

Oh, so you get hangry is what you're saying?

Speaker B:

Yeah, I do.

Speaker A:

I went on my way home from work and.

Speaker A:

And bought a pastry.

Speaker A:

I never do this.

Speaker A:

I mean, you know me for how long?

Speaker A:

I bought a pastry and I, like, ate it before I even got home.

Speaker A:

Like, I ate it in the car.

Speaker A:

No, I'm not kidding.

Speaker A:

Like, I seriously, I ate a pastry in the car while driving.

Speaker A:

Like, I was like, if I can't get this down my throat fast enough, I don't know what's gonna happen.

Speaker A:

I might hit.

Speaker A:

I might hit a lamppost.

Speaker B:

So does it.

Speaker B:

Is the.

Speaker B:

We named the growth in her throat Dick.

Speaker B:

So because she.

Speaker B:

She hates it, not because it's actual.

Speaker B:

You know, it's the name.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

So is Dick still there in your throat?

Speaker A:

The swelling is down today.

Speaker B:

Okay, good.

Speaker A:

I woke up, and he was.

Speaker A:

He was still hanging out, and then as of now, gone.

Speaker A:

So fingers crossed.

Speaker A:

I mean, I'm.

Speaker A:

I'm obviously on the upswing of whatever Steroid dose I'm on, which the whole point of steroids is that it.

Speaker A:

It shrinks it.

Speaker A:

That's why they put you on steroids is because it's supposed to bring down the swelling.

Speaker B:

I think cold water does the same thing.

Speaker A:

The water was cold.

Speaker A:

You're like, yeah, sure it was.

Speaker A:

How many men have used that experience?

Speaker B:

All of us.

Speaker B:

Every one of us.

Speaker B:

All right, so to get a hold of us, it's still the same deal as the Big Party Show.

Speaker B:

This is a continuation is what it is.

Speaker B:

It's bps, crasher, gmail dot com.

Speaker B:

-:

Speaker B:

We're going to ask you guys to do us a solid, okay?

Speaker B:

If you're watching this or listening to this, you can watch through Spotify and you can listen through Spotify, but we need you guys to.

Speaker B:

To spread the word like you did with the Big Party show, all right?

Speaker B:

To let everyone know.

Speaker B:

Mom Squad people, all you guys, let everyone know that the after hour, the after party with the big.

Speaker B:

With Big party in Molly, right here.

Speaker B:

It exists.

Speaker B:

And it drops on Tuesdays and then Thursdays as well, eventually.

Speaker B:

So, yeah, help us any way you can.

Speaker B:

And, yeah, just do yourself good.

Speaker B:

Win this thing.

Speaker B:

It's always a race.

Speaker B:

It's always a race.

Speaker A:

And racing ourselves.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And it's just like, why start the race if you're not going to finish it is what I go by.

Speaker B:

So, yeah, let's.

Speaker B:

Let's make it happen.

Speaker B:

I watched your show.

Speaker A:

He did rivalry.

Speaker B:

He did rivalry.

Speaker B:

I didn't get through the whole thing, Molly.

Speaker B:

I got through about half of it.

Speaker B:

They move quick.

Speaker A:

Yeah, they do.

Speaker B:

I thought it was going to be just a lot of.

Speaker B:

I mean, I like the beginning of it.

Speaker B:

It's not bad.

Speaker B:

I think it's done well.

Speaker B:

It's just not my thing.

Speaker B:

It's.

Speaker B:

It's just not my thing.

Speaker B:

I. I don't like.

Speaker A:

You're not a romance guy.

Speaker B:

I'm not a romance guy.

Speaker B:

Thank you.

Speaker B:

That's the best way of putting it.

Speaker A:

Seriously.

Speaker A:

I mean, I just wanted you to watch it because you were.

Speaker A:

You had been asking if this was something you and Wylene should watch together.

Speaker A:

And my whole point to you was no woman should be watching this with her husband.

Speaker A:

Now, I know you're not a romance guy, but, you know, we, We.

Speaker A:

We talk about shows that we're into.

Speaker A:

You talked about the Pit, and I went out and watched it.

Speaker A:

And I've been obsessed with heated rivalry.

Speaker A:

And I wanted you to, at Least have a glimpse into what I've been consuming.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I'm going to finish it.

Speaker B:

I'm going to finish it.

Speaker B:

Without a doubt.

Speaker B:

I just got to six months later and then they're, they're, they just started making out and stuff in one of the guys apartments or something like that.

Speaker A:

Hotel rooms.

Speaker B:

Yeah, that's a hotel room.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

You were like, nope, had to go.

Speaker A:

Good.

Speaker A:

Here.

Speaker A:

You can fast forward, you know.

Speaker B:

I know, but I, I just wanted to kind of see how long, how long that it's long.

Speaker A:

It feels long.

Speaker B:

It feels very long.

Speaker A:

I'm not, I'm not a sex scene person.

Speaker A:

So that was like one of those things where when I first watched this, I was like, whoa, coming in so hot.

Speaker A:

The spice meter on.

Speaker A:

This is like hot ones.

Speaker A:

I mean you are up there, you're like, where is my glass of milk?

Speaker A:

I need a ice cream.

Speaker A:

This is so spicy.

Speaker B:

So are these actors, are they gay in real life?

Speaker A:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker A:

I have no idea.

Speaker B:

Because that would be such a difficult thing to do with if what they were doing in that hotel room.

Speaker B:

You know what I mean?

Speaker B:

It's like, oh yes.

Speaker A:

I will say just from, from my limited experience with acting.

Speaker B:

They're good actors.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Make out scenes even whether or not you're gay, straight, you know, asexual, it doesn't matter.

Speaker A:

You're making out with someone you don't have feelings for.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

I mean, it's a co worker for all intents and purposes.

Speaker A:

You may have a connection.

Speaker A:

Like you and I have worked together for a long time.

Speaker A:

We have feelings for each other, we care about each other.

Speaker A:

But if I had to like go into a scene and they're like, all right, so today it's gonna.

Speaker A:

And party.

Speaker A:

Making out.

Speaker A:

Because it's your fifth anniversary.

Speaker A:

I mean, it would be like weird.

Speaker A:

All of a sudden then we're having lunch and we're like, wow, that was cool.

Speaker B:

Today.

Speaker A:

You would be sucking face.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker B:

I mean, it's like I said, I'm going to finish the thing.

Speaker B:

I mean it's a. I'm not afraid of it by any means.

Speaker B:

I, I just like you, I, I don't watch romance and stuff like that.

Speaker B:

And you know, when actors are making out with each other, it's.

Speaker B:

You feel like to me.

Speaker A:

Yeah, well, it feels like you're watching a private moment.

Speaker B:

Yes, that's what it felt like.

Speaker A:

And that's the thing.

Speaker A:

Like I'm not a voyeur.

Speaker A:

Like I'm not somebody Who.

Speaker A:

You know when people are like PDA people and they make out in bars and some people are like, look, those guys over there.

Speaker A:

I'm like, I don't want to see that.

Speaker A:

Like, I don't want to see that in real life.

Speaker A:

Like, it's not like I'm gonna sit down and use my free time to watch it either.

Speaker A:

I just.

Speaker A:

Their romance is what gets you, you know, the fact that, I mean, right now you're at the part where they're just hooking up.

Speaker A:

Like, they're just.

Speaker B:

They're just hitting, but gets even more romancy.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

They fall for each other.

Speaker A:

I mean it.

Speaker A:

Right now you're just watching episode one halfway through, they're just like, you're hot, I'm hot.

Speaker A:

Let's be hot together.

Speaker A:

So you're at that point where they're just.

Speaker A:

They're just like, this is all lust and physical attraction.

Speaker A:

You get to episode six, the cottage, and all of a sudden it's all the feelings.

Speaker A:

And you've watched these guys go through this whole journey together, and it's so cute.

Speaker B:

And there's another season coming after.

Speaker A:

Yeah, these guys are having the time of their lives, though.

Speaker A:

They were.

Speaker A:

So the Golden Globes were on Sunday.

Speaker A:

These guys had, like, front row tickets.

Speaker A:

They were there.

Speaker A:

Nikki Glaser made a joke about them.

Speaker A:

They got to hand out an award, like a big award.

Speaker A:

I mean, these guys.

Speaker A:

A moment.

Speaker B:

I think one of them was the top dressed on.

Speaker B:

On the carpet.

Speaker B:

They said, Hudson, Williams.

Speaker A:

He looked amazing.

Speaker A:

He was wearing Armani.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And then he had a Bulgari, like, choker on.

Speaker A:

I mean, he.

Speaker A:

He looked really good.

Speaker A:

He was wearing this, like, white flowy shirt with a corset type of thing.

Speaker B:

And then Snoop had the worst.

Speaker B:

I believe Snoop always has the worst.

Speaker A:

You know, nobody's looking at Snoop for fashion advice.

Speaker A:

People looking at Snoop to be cool.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

They said he was super high up there when he presented an award.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker A:

Yeah, they're like.

Speaker A:

He even said, he's like, you've had me here for too long.

Speaker A:

Because they've got to get their butt early.

Speaker B:

Yeah, they do.

Speaker A:

Yeah, they, you know, so they're getting ready first thing in the morning.

Speaker A:

I mean, they're in glam most of the day.

Speaker A:

And then it takes forever in LA to get anywhere, especially during an award show day.

Speaker A:

So traffic's bananas.

Speaker A:

Then they're chilling out in the car, then they're chilling out to walk the carpet.

Speaker A:

Then they're chilling out on the carpet.

Speaker A:

Then they're doing all these interviews and they finally get them into, like, the lobby, and all there is is just standing around.

Speaker A:

What I felt bad for is it looked like it was the surface of the sun there.

Speaker A:

Everyone's like, is it me or is it hot?

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Like, so everybody's dressed up and in full makeup, and they're like, I'm melting.

Speaker B:

God, I'll bet.

Speaker B:

I don't know how hot, what the temperature is there for that.

Speaker B:

I like Nikki Glaser, by the way.

Speaker B:

I do too, love her.

Speaker B:

Yeah, she's a very funny woman.

Speaker B:

But it got panned.

Speaker B:

The whole thing got panned.

Speaker B:

I mean, the question is, is who watches these shows anymore outside of you and I?

Speaker B:

And that's the question.

Speaker B:

It said.

Speaker A:

It.

Speaker B:

It.

Speaker B:

What do you call flatlined after 10 minutes?

Speaker B:

And it just.

Speaker A:

Golden Globes are my favorite.

Speaker A:

On account of the fact that it's.

Speaker A:

It's basically like you're at a cocktail party.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Because they're all hanging out at tables, eating, drinking, carrying on, being merry.

Speaker A:

This year had a weird sort of aura to it.

Speaker A:

On account of the fact that.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

I mean, we don't talk about it on this show, and that's fine.

Speaker A:

But I think we can call out the elephant in the room.

Speaker A:

The world is kind of burning, right?

Speaker B:

It is.

Speaker B:

I mean, it is.

Speaker A:

It doesn't matter where you are.

Speaker A:

It's like you won't turn on the news, and you're like, my God, I didn't know there could be unrest in every part of the world at the exact same time, but apparently there can be.

Speaker A:

So it seems weird to watch an awards ceremony where everyone's like, I'm wearing this, and I'm this.

Speaker A:

I've been fasting all day.

Speaker B:

And it is truly for them.

Speaker B:

I mean, even when they.

Speaker B:

First time ever, they gave out a Golden Globe to podcast.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker B:

First time ever.

Speaker B:

And who are they?

Speaker B:

There are celebrities.

Speaker B:

No normal people, no nothing.

Speaker B:

It's the celebrities.

Speaker B:

Even when in the podcast world, I don't think it's because of how many people listen to their podcast or this and that.

Speaker B:

I just think it's them.

Speaker B:

You gotta pick.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker B:

You gotta pick three of them out of however many celebrity podcasts there are, and you put them out in front, you give them another Golden Globe.

Speaker A:

I did love the fact that they threw NPR in there.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

They're like.

Speaker A:

I know.

Speaker A:

They're like, oh, and npr, like, the NPR is like.

Speaker A:

The NPR is like the grandfather of podcasts.

Speaker A:

Like, they.

Speaker A:

Like the originator.

Speaker A:

They're.

Speaker A:

They're patient zero when it comes to podcasts.

Speaker A:

They were podcasts before podcasts were podcasts.

Speaker A:

And so they have to throw them in there.

Speaker A:

And they didn't want to snowball's chance in hell.

Speaker A:

Like they were like, not at all real stuff.

Speaker A:

I want to listen to Amy Poehler talk to Gwyneth Paltrow about early dinner reservations.

Speaker A:

They literally did talk about that the other day.

Speaker B:

Did they really?

Speaker B:

I haven't listened to any of theirs.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I just saw a clip.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

It was like a clip because it was like, you know, basically the idea of I love going to dinner at 6 o' clock because I can be full and home and in bed by eight.

Speaker B:

Amen.

Speaker A:

And exactly like I was like, I mean, you're not wrong, but it was crazy to listen to Gwyneth Paltrow say, like, well, actually I had dinner last night at 5:45 and I was like the first person in the restaurant.

Speaker B:

Really?

Speaker B:

5:45.

Speaker B:

I've done that before.

Speaker B:

But I have friends that go home early.

Speaker B:

Like my, my buddy Tim.

Speaker B:

We were all meeting up and he, he couldn't get it.

Speaker B:

The only reservation he got for us is like at 4:30.

Speaker B:

I'm like, really?

Speaker B:

4:30?

Speaker B:

Who goes to dinner at 4:30?

Speaker B:

And he wanted to be in bed by 6.

Speaker B:

You know, 4:30.

Speaker A:

I love happy hour.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

That's been my new.

Speaker A:

That has been the revelation I would say in the last year is meeting people for happy hour.

Speaker A:

So you go, you meet at like 4:30, you have a couple.

Speaker A:

Couple.

Speaker A:

Oh my God.

Speaker A:

I can't even say.

Speaker A:

I think I.

Speaker A:

You think, you think that I had already had.

Speaker A:

You're drinking coffee, you have a couple cocktails.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

And then you head home, have a little nibble, maybe watch like one show and then boom, you are ready for bed.

Speaker A:

I just, I can't argue that.

Speaker B:

I don't mind.

Speaker B:

I, I mean, I'm out early, not that early, but you know, I guess it's no different.

Speaker B:

I mean, what time do you eat at home when.

Speaker B:

When you guys eat dinner together?

Speaker A:

Like 6:30.

Speaker B:

Okay, that's about us too.

Speaker B:

But you know, the other day.

Speaker A:

5:30, 6:30.

Speaker A:

It just depends.

Speaker B:

Yeah, because the other day we went to Shucks and basically it was that, let's go to shucks at 3:30 and eat.

Speaker A:

Do they have a special at 3:30?

Speaker A:

Like sometimes those places have specials.

Speaker B:

No, not that I know of.

Speaker B:

We just wanted to eat.

Speaker B:

Eat early dinner like an old couple.

Speaker A:

Like honey.

Speaker A:

So let's get home, watch our shows.

Speaker B:

I'll tell you what I picked with the, the servers.

Speaker B:

It was a chicken Sandwich of some sort.

Speaker B:

And it's the server's selection.

Speaker B:

You know, they voted the best.

Speaker B:

That's.

Speaker B:

This is the best on their menu.

Speaker B:

And I got it, Molly.

Speaker B:

And it was enormous.

Speaker B:

I could not believe the size of this thing.

Speaker B:

It was so huge.

Speaker B:

Yeah, it was huge.

Speaker B:

It was like some kind of Carolina barbecue chicken sandwich with some pickled.

Speaker B:

I think it was pickled cabbage or something on it or maybe onions on it.

Speaker B:

And.

Speaker B:

And, oh, it was so delicious.

Speaker B:

People, if you go there, get that, but make sure you have.

Speaker A:

And get chicken.

Speaker B:

I'll tell you what.

Speaker B:

I said the same thing to that waitress.

Speaker B:

I said, everyone thinks I'm crazy when I say Shucks has one of the best burgers and a great chicken sandwich.

Speaker B:

And she said that's like their secret that everyone says the same thing.

Speaker B:

Because everyone, like you say the same thing.

Speaker B:

Go to Shucks and get a chicken sandwich.

Speaker B:

It's amazing.

Speaker B:

Everything there is absolutely amazing.

Speaker B:

I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker B:

I'm just telling you.

Speaker B:

I mean, I eat all their fish and stuff, and I eat their.

Speaker B:

Their clam chowder.

Speaker B:

Love me some clam chowder.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I just.

Speaker B:

I can't eat that stuff all day long.

Speaker B:

But then sometimes I feel like something else.

Speaker B:

The sweet whiteling gets fish every time with the french fries.

Speaker B:

But she also gives me some of her fish.

Speaker A:

What kind of fish does she get?

Speaker B:

She gets the haddock.

Speaker B:

And it's.

Speaker B:

Everything there is gluten free.

Speaker B:

You can have it.

Speaker B:

You just can't tell.

Speaker B:

They fry it in a separate fryer and they use a different batter and all that stuff, but you can't tell the difference, you know, between any of it.

Speaker B:

So she gets that, and I know I'm going to get some of that.

Speaker B:

So I'll get the coleslaw.

Speaker B:

I'll get the fish from her.

Speaker B:

Then I'll have chicken and all fries.

Speaker A:

Jesus.

Speaker A:

Save some for the rest of the restaurant.

Speaker A:

You're like.

Speaker A:

And then I want some clam chowder.

Speaker A:

And what do you got on the dessert menu?

Speaker A:

Don't be holding back.

Speaker B:

No dessert.

Speaker A:

Got something sweet back there.

Speaker B:

I. I normally will get oysters every time.

Speaker A:

I'll get you, like, oysters.

Speaker B:

I can't do it.

Speaker B:

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker B:

I wanted to get a bunch of.

Speaker B:

And bring them home from, like, the Asian market.

Speaker B:

They have them there, you know, But I don't know how to shuck a oyster.

Speaker B:

I always feel like you got to be really stab their hands all the time, don't they?

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So I don't want to be there.

Speaker A:

I used to shuck oysters.

Speaker B:

Did you really?

Speaker B:

Did you really?

Speaker A:

I always wore a glove.

Speaker A:

I was really.

Speaker A:

I was always.

Speaker A:

So they have these, like, mesh gloves.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I have some of those.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So you don't stab.

Speaker B:

Stab yourself.

Speaker B:

I guess mine.

Speaker B:

You can stab yourself.

Speaker B:

Is it a metal mesh glove?

Speaker A:

That is.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

I feel like a knight.

Speaker A:

You're like, hello.

Speaker A:

Hello.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

But anyway, there was one time I worked an oyster fest, and, I mean, it was just shucking in the sun all day long.

Speaker B:

So you don't eat oysters?

Speaker B:

They're not an oyster.

Speaker A:

No, it's a texture thing.

Speaker A:

They're just.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

I mean, it's like.

Speaker A:

I think they're like sucking down a loogie.

Speaker A:

I mean.

Speaker B:

Oh, yeah, I've tried second dad.

Speaker B:

It does.

Speaker B:

I mean, it really is.

Speaker B:

I don't know if there's another way of describing that texture.

Speaker B:

No, they're.

Speaker A:

They're really.

Speaker A:

You like it or you don't.

Speaker A:

And.

Speaker A:

And that's honestly what it comes down to.

Speaker A:

It's really not a flavor profile thing.

Speaker A:

It honestly is completely texture.

Speaker B:

So it's safe to say that you don't like to suck down your loogies.

Speaker A:

Oh.

Speaker B:

Wow.

Speaker A:

Don't answer that.

Speaker A:

I think you did just answer it.

Speaker A:

I think you just answered it.

Speaker A:

Oh, no.

Speaker A:

Really?

Speaker A:

Oh, you kiss your wife with that mouth?

Speaker B:

It's been a while, Molly.

Speaker A:

But yeah, since you've kissed your wife, I get it.

Speaker A:

When she hears this podcast, it might be never.

Speaker A:

She's like, zero kisses earned.

Speaker B:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker B:

God.

Speaker B:

We just had cleaners in the house.

Speaker B:

And that's the reason why I put a clean day.

Speaker B:

I do.

Speaker B:

That's.

Speaker B:

This is Molly.

Speaker B:

This is Wylene's thing.

Speaker B:

This is something that she treats herself with.

Speaker B:

She should, you know, and so they come once a month.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

And I'm watching this show that you're telling me to watch.

Speaker B:

Oh, man.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I hear the door open and I.

Speaker A:

House is home.

Speaker A:

And I do not know what he's.

Speaker B:

Got on the television.

Speaker A:

Do not go into the family room.

Speaker A:

So I cleaned that last, and we probably should do a deep clean.

Speaker B:

I bailed.

Speaker B:

I heard the door open.

Speaker B:

I'm like, oh.

Speaker B:

And then so I shut it off quickly, and I'm like, I gotta go.

Speaker B:

And so I left.

Speaker B:

And it's funny, though, is that, like, I've tried to.

Speaker B:

To alter this whole thing of, like, maybe we get it done every other month or something like that, because we're not dirty people that needs this stuff done.

Speaker B:

We don't have children or anything like that.

Speaker B:

So you in the end, two dogs.

Speaker B:

We have two dogs.

Speaker B:

Yeah, but they don't make a mess.

Speaker B:

They just have toys.

Speaker B:

You know, they tear up toys.

Speaker B:

But anyway, so.

Speaker B:

It's so funny.

Speaker B:

I don't know if you do the same thing, but whenever I know they're coming, I find myself cleaning before they get there to clean.

Speaker B:

That's fascinating.

Speaker A:

Yeah, for us.

Speaker A:

So we don't have cleaners anymore.

Speaker B:

You don't?

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

No, we haven't had cleaners for a while and.

Speaker A:

But what was funny was when we did have cleaners, they came every other week, right?

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And the kids would always be like, why do we have to pick up?

Speaker A:

I'm like, they're not here to pick up after you.

Speaker A:

They're here to clean.

Speaker A:

Like, they're not here.

Speaker A:

They're not here to tidy your room.

Speaker A:

They're not here to pick up your toys.

Speaker A:

They're here to scrub floors.

Speaker A:

You know, like clean, vacuum and clean.

Speaker A:

Like, clean.

Speaker A:

So your job is to get all of your can.

Speaker A:

I don't even know if I can say the word.

Speaker A:

Your crap.

Speaker A:

I guess I'll just say, okay, off the floor, off your beds.

Speaker A:

I mean, my daughter sleeps in what is basically a library.

Speaker A:

Like, she sleeps in a pile of books.

Speaker A:

I went to go make her bed the other day, and I swear I took like 35 books out of her bed.

Speaker B:

That's good.

Speaker B:

She's a reader.

Speaker B:

That's fantastic.

Speaker A:

That's fine.

Speaker A:

Put them away.

Speaker B:

There's that.

Speaker A:

Sleep with them.

Speaker A:

So when the cleaners would come, I would say, like, they're here.

Speaker A:

They'll strip your bed, they'll make your bed.

Speaker A:

But they're not going to put away 35 books.

Speaker A:

I'm not going to have them spend their time doing that.

Speaker A:

That's on you to do.

Speaker A:

Well, now the cleaners are gone and she's not doing it, so I am.

Speaker A:

I had an entire conversation with my son the other day.

Speaker A:

I. I went to go change the sheets in his room, and I'm like, are you?

Speaker A:

Apparently.

Speaker A:

I did not realize this, but a 711 has opened up in my house.

Speaker A:

Apparently there's a convenience store in my son's room.

Speaker B:

What'd you say to him?

Speaker A:

Which I was like, we do not eat in bedrooms in this house.

Speaker A:

We don't.

Speaker B:

Huh.

Speaker B:

I'd had to do the same thing with Oliver when he was little.

Speaker B:

Yeah, that's.

Speaker B:

That's should be the rule because then next you know what, you're cleaning up everything.

Speaker B:

Food.

Speaker A:

My thing is, is like, why don't you just go ahead and Put out a please come sleep with me sign to every bug, cockroach, whatever, wants to make its way creepy crawly into your bed and nosh its way through the night.

Speaker A:

Disgusting.

Speaker A:

Sick.

Speaker A:

Gross.

Speaker A:

Like, I was.

Speaker A:

I he.

Speaker A:

You should have seen the look on Declan's face.

Speaker A:

Because I don't lose.

Speaker A:

I mean, I know we joke around, but, like, I really don't lose my shit on the kids.

Speaker A:

I really don't.

Speaker A:

And this time I was just like.

Speaker A:

Like, this is my one thing.

Speaker A:

This is my no go zone.

Speaker A:

No food in bedrooms, because once they get in, it's like an entire project getting it out.

Speaker A:

Like, once the little ants and stuff like that find their way in and know that that's where the picnic's at.

Speaker A:

Like, you're spending the rest of your life trying to, like, reprogram them to go someplace else.

Speaker B:

And then it stinks.

Speaker B:

It smells.

Speaker B:

Boys.

Speaker B:

Rooms have a weird smell to them anyway.

Speaker B:

But then you add food and bowls of stuff and, you know, empty cups and everything like that.

Speaker B:

Then it really.

Speaker B:

It really stinks it up a little bit.

Speaker B:

I did.

Speaker B:

Like I said, I'd do the same thing with Oliver.

Speaker B:

You know, I don't eat in our bedroom.

Speaker B:

I mean, so.

Speaker B:

Colin, I didn't.

Speaker B:

We have an entire thing.

Speaker B:

But, yeah.

Speaker A:

House.

Speaker A:

We do not live in a studio apartment where it's a one room and there's like the bathroom and the kitchen and the bedroom and the living room are all one room.

Speaker A:

I've lived in places like that where you do eat in your bedroom because your bedroom's also your kitchen.

Speaker A:

But we have a house.

Speaker A:

It has a kitchen, it has a dining room.

Speaker A:

I mean, it.

Speaker A:

There are multiple places in which you can eat food.

Speaker A:

And he's a dirty night eater.

Speaker B:

Oh, slinks out and he sneaks it upstairs when you guys are asleep.

Speaker A:

Slinks out.

Speaker A:

Yeah, he's like, everybody's asleep.

Speaker A:

Time to eat.

Speaker A:

The to go.

Speaker A:

Lights on.

Speaker B:

Oh, wow.

Speaker A:

16.

Speaker A:

It's like a whole new.

Speaker A:

I'm like, listen, you dirty night eater.

Speaker A:

Hey, I'm gonna do this.

Speaker A:

Eat in the kitchen.

Speaker B:

I saw some good news for you.

Speaker B:

I thought of you.

Speaker B:

The next time that the sun will set at 5:15 will be November 5th of next year.

Speaker B:

So every minute, every day, at every sunset, it's like gaining it like a minute.

Speaker B:

I think January, we gained 40 minutes.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker B:

Something like that.

Speaker B:

So excited.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So that.

Speaker B:

That's crazy.

Speaker B:

I mean, the last sunset that was before 5:15 in the evening is.

Speaker B:

Was November 4th.

Speaker A:

So.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker B:

The sun is coming.

Speaker B:

T minus, Right?

Speaker B:

Yeah, it's coming.

Speaker A:

I mean, dark.

Speaker B:

We got some crazy warm weather going on right now, but I'm definitely weird.

Speaker A:

Winner.

Speaker B:

I think the animals are confused, too.

Speaker B:

I. Yeah, people are getting a flu left and right, and I'm guessing it's because of the temperatures going back and forth, back and forth.

Speaker A:

It's just a really bad flu season.

Speaker A:

I mean, it's just.

Speaker A:

It's just a really, like, it's one of those.

Speaker A:

And then everybody gets together for the holidays, and it's just a super spreader.

Speaker A:

January is just meant to hide.

Speaker B:

So I don't leave.

Speaker B:

I don't leave the house.

Speaker B:

Are your Christmas stuff down, down yet?

Speaker A:

God, no.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

We still got a tree in the front window.

Speaker A:

You nuts?

Speaker B:

Wylene just took it down.

Speaker A:

That thing's gonna be up till Super Bowl.

Speaker A:

Oh, bears.

Speaker B:

Hey, Wylene just took everything down.

Speaker B:

I would.

Speaker B:

I combated with her about that.

Speaker B:

I'm like, christmas isn't over.

Speaker B:

Yeah, no, it's not.

Speaker B:

It's over.

Speaker B:

I mean, I. I considered.

Speaker B:

I tried to get her to just to move the tree down to the.

Speaker B:

The new studio down in the basement so I can have Christmas, you know, year round down there.

Speaker B:

When that's done, that's, you know, what's depressed.

Speaker B:

That's depressing.

Speaker A:

Christmas all year, it doesn't make it special.

Speaker A:

It's just like, guess it's Tuesday in June for, like, merry Christmas.

Speaker A:

Kind of hard to really rally around.

Speaker A:

Like, you're like, I've waited all year for this tree to mean something again because it's been up all year, but now it's actually seasonal.

Speaker B:

God, when I lived alone, I, you know, years ago, I would have that tree up year round.

Speaker B:

But that's the beauty about not putting, like, putting the white lights on.

Speaker B:

It eliminates the feeling of Christmas 100%.

Speaker A:

You know, we've got the one, two punch party.

Speaker A:

We've got colored lights and a live tree.

Speaker A:

We're on borrowed time.

Speaker A:

This thing was supposed to come down this last weekend, only I went to the emergency room.

Speaker A:

And if mom's not here to say things like, don't eat food in your bedroom.

Speaker A:

Please put a pile of books and can we get this Christmas tree taken care of?

Speaker A:

It doesn't happen.

Speaker B:

Are you guys.

Speaker B:

I mean, why?

Speaker B:

Peter can't drag it out of the.

Speaker A:

House or I've got to put away all the stuff.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

We've got to completely.

Speaker A:

We've got to take, you know, we've got that whole thing with the ornaments.

Speaker A:

They all go with different boxes because everyone is a Different year.

Speaker A:

So it's like, oh, my God thing.

Speaker B:

Have fun, right?

Speaker B:

Keep it up, keep it up.

Speaker B:

Change the lights.

Speaker B:

Change the lights next time.

Speaker A:

Oh, who wants a St. Valentine's Day tree?

Speaker B:

Please tell them that.

Speaker B:

Please ask them if they want to keep this thing up.

Speaker A:

Are you kidding me?

Speaker A:

They're just like, what?

Speaker A:

Huh?

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

I mean, nobody said anything.

Speaker A:

I had to say something like, I guess we're not taking down the tree this weekend on account of the fact that I'm not.

Speaker A:

They're like, oh, yeah, we can wait.

Speaker A:

I'm like, no, we can't.

Speaker B:

We are seeing a different side of Molly.

Speaker B:

Because before, I mean, I never even thought of the fact that you would be changing sheets for some reason.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

When I'm just too perfect.

Speaker B:

Sounded weird.

Speaker B:

No, I don't change sheets.

Speaker B:

I. I mean, Wylene does it.

Speaker B:

And.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I was stripping beds like it was a job.

Speaker B:

Are you kidding me?

Speaker A:

I came home from the hospital and I was like, every bed is getting stripped.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Starting from square one.

Speaker A:

I have been doing the kids even.

Speaker A:

This is how bad it is.

Speaker A:

This is how much laundry I've done.

Speaker A:

The kids even said yesterday, do you ever not do laundry anymore?

Speaker A:

And I was like, how bad is that?

Speaker A:

When children notice.

Speaker A:

How do you know you've been doing stupid amounts of laundry when your kids are like, hey, I took a minute from my video game to notice you've been in the laundry room.

Speaker A:

Like, a lot.

Speaker A:

Like a lot, like a lot.

Speaker B:

Yeah, well, that kind of goes with the gig.

Speaker B:

I mean, when Wylene stripped the beds down and everything, it was all because I asked her why and she said it was because we were sick.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So, yeah, Sleeping.

Speaker A:

Six sheets.

Speaker A:

Let's snuggle up.

Speaker A:

I think we had the flu.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I mean, she couldn't knees.

Speaker B:

It was blankets and everything.

Speaker B:

Everything gone, you know, and you have to have a big washer for that.

Speaker B:

We have a good sized washer, but yeah.

Speaker B:

Welcome to Wash Talk.

Speaker A:

Wash Talk.

Speaker A:

What?

Speaker A:

What's your cycle?

Speaker A:

Let's do a quick spin before we say goodbye.

Speaker A:

Well, I mean, it.

Speaker B:

It is good that you have a.

Speaker A:

Good washer, but the thing is, is that you've got a king size bed.

Speaker A:

I wish I knew what that problem was.

Speaker A:

Like, I wish I knew it.

Speaker B:

Monster bed.

Speaker B:

Love it, right?

Speaker B:

Love it, love it, love it.

Speaker A:

So we've got a queen size bed.

Speaker A:

My son's got a full.

Speaker A:

My daughter has two twins.

Speaker A:

So, I mean, you can't shove all that in one load.

Speaker A:

I mean, that right there is like three loads.

Speaker A:

Four Loads easy.

Speaker B:

You guys only have a queen size bed still party.

Speaker B:

I can't even believe.

Speaker B:

I know a lot of people have queens, but I. I guess I'm sport.

Speaker B:

I'm used to this big king.

Speaker B:

It might even be bigger than a king.

Speaker B:

It seems very big, you know, because I can.

Speaker B:

Wylene can be on one side of the bed and I can be on the other and I, you know, we're not touching.

Speaker A:

That's how your magic works.

Speaker A:

Yeah, that's how it works.

Speaker A:

She's like, I don't even want to see you until morning.

Speaker A:

And don't even think about kissing me with that loogie mouth of yours.

Speaker B:

Hey.

Speaker A:

Like, hey, that's my mouth you're talking about here.

Speaker B:

It's my mouth.

Speaker B:

All right, we're gonna wrap this again.

Speaker B:

This is the after party continuation of the big party show.

Speaker B:

Comes out every Tuesday and soon to be Thursdays as well.

Speaker B:

But yeah, you can shoot us a message, but spread the word.

Speaker B:

Spread it out there, share it, do all that stuff.

Speaker B:

And.

Speaker B:

Yeah, and if you easy way of telling somebody is just tell them and then they can.

Speaker B:

You guys can go to the big party show and there's all the links there as well for easy access.

Speaker B:

All about easy access today.

Speaker B:

So, all right, we're gonna get out of here.

Speaker B:

We'll see you guys tomorrow on a big party show.

Speaker B:

Have a safe day and do yourself good.

Speaker B:

Damage.

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