When your Evil Stepmother™️ is keeping you down, Ted has your back! A little compassion, a little kindness, and this [redacted] will light your path and your enemies with his patent-pending hands of light.

Watch along as our fearless Heroine fumbles to save the day and earns herself the titular Bloodstone so that she can order the Man Holding a Cane to clean up her mess. No, seriously, nobody has names in this thing. 🤣

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