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25 · Stephen Gresham's Swomp Thang
20th June 2019 • Cover My Ass • Khaki & K
00:00:00 00:41:56

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The band didn't read the fine print before they took the new gig, so...“Dew Claws“, by Stephen Gresham. A country crawfish boil, a brandy glass full of brown M&M's, a record deal with fine print and before you know it a small-town band's dreams are blown way out of proportion. Count the toes and the dildos: the rise, fall and resurrection of Swomp Thang. K stealthily tosses a pen at Her Majesty. Khaki gets a promotion, which he now always has had. Special mention to @scattermoon on Twitter for her excellent literary accent joke and to to fabulous troubadour Cosmik for his superb song "Make America Great... Britain Again!" Find CoverMyAssCast on Twitter, Gmail and