The band didn't read the fine print before they took the new gig, so...“Dew Claws“, by Stephen Gresham. A country crawfish boil, a brandy glass full of brown M&M's, a record deal with fine print and before you know it a small-town band's dreams are blown way out of proportion. Count the toes and the dildos: the rise, fall and resurrection of Swomp Thang. K stealthily tosses a pen at Her Majesty. Khaki gets a promotion, which he now always has had. Special mention to @scattermoon on Twitter for her excellent literary accent joke and to to fabulous troubadour Cosmik for his superb song "Make America Great... Britain Again!" Find CoverMyAssCast on Twitter, Gmail and www.covermyasscast.com.