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It is 12:01 AM here at the Dolphin House.
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:Welcome to the Dreamers, the Midnighters,
the Nocturnals, and the Celestials.
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:Somehow amidst the infinite, mysterious
hysteria of the internet, you have
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:found your way to us at our secret.
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:A clubhouse known as the Dolphin House
here at the edge of the Pacific Ocean
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:in a city called Los Angeles, where
the Lakers are on a winning streak and
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:there's bioluminescence in the ocean.
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:And these precise coordinates, this
dreaming location shall be henceforth
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:known as dolphins at midnight.
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:This is episode one.
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:I'm your host, Kimie Kay, joined
by my two cats, Porsche and Mars.
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:You'll get to know Porsche and Mars
over forthcoming episodes, but just know
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:that this is their show start to finish.
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:I have zero interest in creating a
podcast, but they were adamant that I
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:host his show on their behalf because.
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:There's those things in the computer where
you have to put your hand and slide it
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:around and double click, and they just
don't have the technology figured out
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:quite yet for the pads at the cat paws.
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:So if there's anyone out there right
now, any listeners in the, in the tech
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:industry, entrepreneurs who maybe have
some r and d on that subject, like they
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:know how to get the sensitivity of the
cat paw to do the double click thing.
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:Just write us, you can go onto
our website and contact us
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:and we could go into business.
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:We could do like a collaborative, you
know, dolphins at midnight Gear thing
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:that's like, it's not like a mouse
because that also confuses the cats.
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:We just need like a slidey
pad for the cat paws.
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:That's what we're looking for here.
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:I don't know what your cats are doing.
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:Out there in terms of tech, if
they can do the double click thing.
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:But my cats, their maximum tech
capacity is just opening my computer
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:and clicking onto the bookmark that I
have for squirrel TV and pressing play.
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:But that's as far as they've,
they've gone thus far.
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:So on the show, we are
also joined by a dolphin.
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:It is a teenage dolphin.
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:Her name is Miami.
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:She was the first one to sort
of make friends with Mars, which
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:is a story for episode two.
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:We will get to that.
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:She is the producer of the show
and the one facilitating the
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:dream interpretations on behalf
of all of the dolphins out there.
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:She's really our point of contact.
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:And just to keep this in mind, she's
representing like 6 million dolphins.
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:That are out there right now, swimming
in the depth of the ocean at midnight.
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:And one of the great questions of
the show is what are the dolphins
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:doing out there at midnight?
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:And the cat's theory is they are
listening to our dreams and potentially
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:at the same time, creating our dreams.
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:So we're gonna test the theory by
having Dream Callers call in and we'll
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:work with the cats and the dolphins.
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:There's a couple rules about this
show, in particular, set by Porsche.
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:The concept of the show is from Mars and
the name of the show and the branding, but
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:Porsche really is the Queen, rule maker.
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:So just so you know, the lay of the land.
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:Rule number one about this podcast,
it can only be recorded at midnight.
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:Because that's when the dolphins and
the cats talk to each other, and that's
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:when humans finally shut up and that's
when the world has the most dreams.
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:Number two from Porsche is, we
are on cat time in this show, so
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:the episodes have to be short.
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:I mean, every minute that passes is like
15 ish minutes for a cat, and so a podcast
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:that's an hour long is 15 hours for them.
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:She's saying if we sit here talking
about like a cold plunge for one hour,
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:it's, it's just too, it's too much.
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:It's just way too much.
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:So she wanted the episodes to be five
minutes long, but we came to a sort
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:of compromise at like 20 ish minutes.
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:Basically.
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:In a nutshell, cats are like Tom
Petty, you know, he said, don't
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:Boris, just get to the chorus.
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:So that's the memo from Porsche.
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:And last most important is.
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:We are never allowed to talk about
coal plunges on this podcast.
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:We can't even speak those two words,
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:so I'm gonna give you a lay of
the land for the dream setup.
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:This is kind of the org chart of the
crew here at Dolphins at midnight.
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:So a dreamer is gonna call in live with
a Dream, and the cats are gonna ask
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:the dreamer a few follow up questions.
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:Then the cats are gonna translate to me.
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:What the dolphins are saying via Miami.
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:So it's a little bit of telephone
tag that's going on here, folks.
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:So just be really kind of kind
with this sort of inner species eco
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:dream translation that's going on.
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:Because here's the thing, I can
hear what the cats are saying.
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:But I cannot hear what
the dolphins are saying.
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:I'm not even gonna pretend that I
know what the dolphins are saying.
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:They're like clicking and humming
and singing, but the cats can
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:hear what the dolphins are saying.
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:So when the dreamer calls in,
all of us are gonna be listening.
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:You are gonna be listening.
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:I'm gonna be listening.
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:The cats and the dolphins.
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:And then the dolphins are gonna do
what's called a dreaming mirror.
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:They'll send that message to the cats.
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:The cats will send it to me and then
I'm gonna speak it through English
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:into the mic so we all can hear it.
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:So it is definitely telephone tag.
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:I'm not totally sure how
this is all gonna go.
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:It's a bit of a experiment.
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:So if there are discrepancies of
any kind, just be patient with us as
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:we refine our process of listening.
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:And just in the end, you know me as
the host, don't shoot the messenger.
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:And let's just remember,
we're just here for the theta.
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:We're here for the theta waves.
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:And actually in LA right
now, there's bioluminescent
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:waves out there at the ocean.
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:I mean, when I went out there before the
show started, the waves were crashing in
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:the dark and the the white part of the.
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:Crashing wave was glowing, like it had a
glow stick inside of it like Burning Man.
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:And I was sitting there like, how is
there Burning Man glow sticks inside
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:the waves, like what's happening here?
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:And then I remembered that my
friend had said a couple days ago,
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:there's bioluminescence in the, in
the ocean right now in Los Angeles.
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:And I was like, weird.
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:That is in conjunction with the Lakers
having like a total winning streak.
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:So our question here is, does
the Lakers winning streak make
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:bioluminescence in the ocean or does
the bioluminescence in the ocean make
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:the Lakers have a winning streak?
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:This we don't know.
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:We also don't know if that bioluminescence
is from a natural phenomenon or if
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:it's just a very particular combination
of toxicities that are in the ocean
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:that are making it glow for now to
get back to the theta, we all know
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:that theta is the dream wave state.
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:So that's what we wanna
get into on this show.
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:It's super healthy for us.
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:It's restorative.
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:It's good for the brain,
it's good for your skin.
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:It's good for your sex life.
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:On that note, hopefully by the
time this podcast airs, we're
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:gonna have some theta themed merch
and some dolphins at midnight.
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:Merch available@dolphinsatmidnight.com.
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:We can also sign up in parentheses,
donate to the show to have your
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:dream entered into the dream.
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:Caller raffle.
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:So someday your dream could be
interpreted live on the show.
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:That, by the way, was not a commercial.
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:That was just my cats telling you
that theta is the only wave to be in.
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:This is a quote from Mars.
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:Thea is the only way to be
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:okay with this.
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:We welcome the very first dream caller.
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:Onto the line Dreamer, if you
are out there, please give
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:us a ring on the cat phone.
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:Dreamer, welcome to Dolphins at midnight.
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:You are our very first dream caller known
henceforth as dream caller number one.
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:Your name will remain unknown, but
can you please tell us what city and
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:state you're calling from tonight?
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:I am calling from Austin, Texas.
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:Austin, Texas?
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:Yes.
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:Okay.
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:I think that the closest
dolphin is probably a ways away.
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:But that doesn't mean that Miami,
the dolphin can't communicate
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:with the dolphins over there
that are closer to you.
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:So I think we're gonna be okay
with your, with your dream.
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:Me too.
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:Okay, great.
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:So I wanna share with you a few
tips on sharing your dream with us.
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:Number one, please tell your dream
like it's a story in the present tense.
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:For example, I'm in a car,
or I'm eating cat food.
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:Two, just let the dream speak for itself.
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:There's no need to assess or explain
why you picked it or what you think of
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:it, or what you think the symbols mean.
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:And then lastly, this is
a really important one.
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:When your dream is finished,
please indicate the completion of
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:the dream with the phrase I am.
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:Complete those three words.
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:Are kind of like magical triggers
that create this chain response
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:between the cats and the dolphins.
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:Understood.
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:And they will know that your dream
has been spoken and shared and
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:that the dream mirroring can begin.
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:Do you have all that?
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:Perfect?
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:Yes.
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:Okay, great.
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:And then the cats are gonna ask you
some questions and the the dolphin is
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:then gonna offer you a dreaming mirror.
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:Perfect.
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:It makes complete sense.
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:Okay, great.
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:Do you have any questions
before we begin that can't be
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:answered by simply beginning?
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:No.
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:Okay.
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:Great.
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:Dream caller number one.
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:Please share with us your dream.
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:I am in a stairwell and I'm walking
down and I start to hear, I.
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:Incomprehensible beautiful music,
and I see that it's coming from a
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:phone, and I go and I pick up the
phone and I, it looks like I'm looking
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:at Spotify and it's a new song.
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:And the cover art is, uh, by
Kim Kranz, but it's something
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:that I haven't seen before.
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:And the name of the song is more beautiful
than Light, and the image is, um.
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:Like darkness and going
into, uh, like a crystal.
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:And then coming out the other side
is the full spectrum of, uh, theba.
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:And it's so beautiful.
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:I start crying and then the dream
changes, and now I'm at like the
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:base of like a slow sloping hill.
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:It's like a huge park and it's,
it feels like it's the west coast.
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:And it's the evening and the sky is
ablaze and it's very mythical feeling,
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:and I'm talking to my therapist
and we're underneath a pavilion
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:and we're talking about my parts.
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:And like my internal family
system parts, and it feels
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:very, um, like good and healthy.
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:And then the dream changes.
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:And now I'm at the peak of the slow
sloping hill and it's a basketball court.
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:And it's like, um, right next to like a
huge cliff that goes out into the ocean.
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:And I'm playing basketball
with three other people.
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:One of the three other people is Kim.
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:And um, it's just a
beautiful feeling dream.
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:And then the dream scene changes
again, and it's all black.
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:And it feels like I'm listening to Kim
talk to somebody else, and the felt
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:sense of the, I don't remember what it
said, but the felt sense is that, um,
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:like that Kim is being asked to trust,
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:I am complete
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:dream caller.
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:We hear your dream.
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:Thank you for sharing it.
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:Mars would like to ask you a
direct question in relation to
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:the first section of the dream.
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:He wants to know how long has it been
since you listened to Pink Floyd?
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:Um, many months.
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:He senses there might be a key there
because of the album artwork with the
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:refracting rainbow from the prism.
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:Beautiful.
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:Thank you.
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:Morris
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:Mar also wants to know why is it
that you don't play basketball
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:with three people regularly?
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:They really want to.
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:Why don't you?
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:What comes to mind is workaholism.
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:Okay.
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:One more question from Mars and then
Portia is Porsche's on the line.
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:Mars wants to know more about the cliff.
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:The first thing that comes to
mind is, um, selt the school.
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:Have you ever been there?
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:I haven't.
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:Do you know if they have
a basketball court there?
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:I'd be willing to bet they don't,
but I don't know if they do.
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:You might wanna play three on three
there while listening to Pink Floyd.
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:That's, that's the memo from Mars.
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:I'm gonna pass the mic to Portia.
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:Perfect.
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:Portia has some concern about the song.
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:Of the opening of the dream
that hasn't been created yet.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:Is there an instrument in your
house that you're not playing?
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:I have a trumpet that I don't play,
and the song didn't sound like it had
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:anything to do with the trumpet, but, you
know, heard there's no other instruments
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:in the house that I haven't played.
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:No.
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:So, I mean, I guess anything could
be an instrument, but I think
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:it might be a, a vocal sound.
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:I think she wants you to
play the vocal instrument.
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:Have you heard of that?
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:I have.
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:Okay.
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:Thank you.
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:That, that was a sincere
question from Portia, if you'd
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:ever heard of the vocal sound.
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:Well, coming through Kim's tone.
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:It didn't sound completely sincere,
but I believe you, Porsche.
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:Um, I think, well there's one
more thing from Porsche then we're
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:gonna drop into the dolphins.
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:She wants you to explain the
fourth section of the dream
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:where you drop into darkness.
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:Can you just take us
through that one more time?
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:The unique quality of that
dream is, or that part of the
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:dream was that there was no.
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:Imagery and it felt like I was
almost eavesdropping on something.
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:It felt like I was not a
character, and it felt distinctly
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:like not of the dream.
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:But like the dream had ended,
but the consciousness was still
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:extending and it felt like I was, um,
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:listening to someone give Kim advice.
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:Okay.
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:Porsche says, thank you.
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:With that additional description,
we're going to drop into the dolphins.
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:Perfect.
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:And you can just.
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:Take this dolphin mirroring as a
kind of blessing or instruction.
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:It's likely there won't even be a
question or anything to relay back
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:and forth, but rather it's really
just the dolphins speaking to you
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:so you can just lay back and close
your eyes and take this in almost as
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:a secondary dream in and of itself.
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:Beautiful.
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:Dream caller number one.
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:This is a message from the dolphins.
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:You're backstage now
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:behind the curtain of the dream.
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:This is the place that people barely find.
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:It's the ocean below the ocean
and the cave behind the cave.
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:You've gone backstage
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:from this place.
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:There's a sound, a healing song
on the stage, and they're missing
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:you, your voice, your singing.
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:So you're at this Choice Point backstage,
part of the architecture of the
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:production, and it's a choice point.
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:Do you pivot and open the curtain and
walk on stage and sing, or do you stay.
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:In the depth of the darkness
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:where you are also needed orchestrating
the delivery of the creation.
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:This is a question for you to ponder.
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:What would it feel like to pivot?
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:What would it feel like to hear your song?
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:There is one more thing I must speak to.
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:It's the basketball game.
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:It also has a backstage, the locker room.
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:These are the same formations.
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:Study them.
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:Who are you when you're in the
locker room with your best friends?
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:And who are you on the court?
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:There is one more thing I
want to tell you, but I don't
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:think it's quite the moment.
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:I will send you another dream.
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:Please ask for it explicitly
when you sleep tomorrow night.
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:That image will clarify your decisions.
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:Blessings.
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:We are the dolphins and we are complete.
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:Dream caller number one.
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:That wraps the dreaming portion of the
show, and I want to thank you infinitely
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:for the courage to share your dream
as the first caller, and I suggest as
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:the Dolphins did directly to you, that
if you have any further questions,
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:you can just ask the dream.
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:Just ask right at midnight.
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:You know when the clock turns from 1159
to midnight and just, that's when you
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:say, Hey, dolphins, can you send me
a little clarifying information now?
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:Is that by midnight in Texas
where there aren't dolphins?
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:Or is it midnight and LA
where there are dolphins?
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:It's a great question.
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:We haven't done a and B
testing on this podcast yet.
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:We are really just getting started.
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:And this episode is already too long and
the cats are getting really agitated.
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:I think the, the podcast is seven
and a half hours long for the cats.
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:We're, we're at the 30 minute mark.
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:Well then I will go.
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:Thank you so much.
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:Okay.
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:Blessings to the dreamer and the dream.
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:Till next time.
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:Until next time.
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:Okay, listeners.
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:Wow.
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:I am just gonna say that
our very first caller.
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:Did hand us a four part
dream to try to work with.
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:That was like some advanced situation.
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:We just got thrown.
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:We kind of got thrown under the
dream bus just like a little bit.
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:I respect the dream bus, but
that was like, that was a lot.
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:So we did a great job.
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:I wanna thank the Dolphins and the cats.
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:Scratch that.
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:Friends, we can't stop the show there.
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:This is Kimie Kay interrupting
the ending of that program by
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:interjecting with a new segment.
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:This is for emergency situations only.
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:When we get hit really badly by the
dreaming bus, we're gonna call this
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:segment the morning after morning after
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:we use this segment, when we
wake up kind of hungover from
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:the Dolphins at midnight live.
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:Experience and I woke up this morning
and was like, that was a big dream.
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:Not only a big dream for the
dream caller, but also for me.
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:I was in it like three out
of the four dream sections.
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:So I felt like I couldn't just put
all of the onus on the dream call or
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:all the homework is just theirs to do.
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:And I realized.
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:What the dream was asking me to do was
to write the theme song for this show.
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:So today, that's what I'm doing
folks, and I'm gonna end this first
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:episode, fading out into what Now
exists because of the Dream caller.
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:This song that he mentioned that was
called More Beautiful Than Light.
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:It is a high bar to aim for
with a song, especially a theme
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:song, but I'm gonna go for it.
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:So here's my attempt.
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:To follow the Dream song
assignment that was sent to us from
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:Circuitously, from Austin, Texas.
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:Thank you so much to the dream color
for the precision of your visions.
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:Thank you to the Dolphins.
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:Thank you to Porsche and Mars, and
to the insomniac tech support behind
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:the scenes here at the Dolphin House.
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:Listeners, we already love you.
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:I hope you are out there right now singing
your own unsung Dream song, and if you do.
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:Please send it to us.
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:We will see you next time at midnight.
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:1, 2, 3, 4.