Morning 6-Pack - Feeling exhaustorwhelmulated? Yo, folks! Ever feel like you’re just one “how are you?” away from a full-on meltdown? Well, we’ve coined a new term for that vibe: exhaustorwhelmulated! It’s that messy combo of being super tired, mega stressed, and totally overstimulated. We’re diving into the crazy world of summer chaos, where kids are busting out their best decibel levels, and adults are just trying to keep it together while feeling like soup in this heat! 😂 Plus, we’re cracking open our top 6 situations that’ll have you nodding along in total agreement about this whole exhaust-o-whelmed thing. So grab your earbuds, kick back, and let’s get this giggle fest rolling!
Takeaways:
Summer vibes are here, but kids are totally off the chain, right? Like, where's their off switch?
The new word of the day is 'exhaustorwhelmulated', and it perfectly sums up our summer feels!
Ever tried explaining Uber to Grandma? Yeah, that’s a one-way ticket to Exhaustorwellmulated-ville!
Figuring out which fire alarm is chirping? That's pure exhaustion in a can, folks!
Convincing a pup to poop in the rain? Yeah, the struggle is real and totally Exhaustorwellmulated!
The ultimate exhaustorwhelmulated moment? Rooting for the Arkansas Razorbacks—go team!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker B:
It's Haystack.
Speaker B:
How's your summer going?
Speaker B:
Just a few weeks in and every kid within a 20 mile radius has decided that inside voices are a myth.
Speaker C:
And of course, it's not just your.
Speaker B:
Own kids that do it.
Speaker B:
Other people's kids are out there running around like they just discovered unlimited energy.
Speaker B:
And meanwhile, adults are out here looking like our batteries came with a factory recall.
Speaker C:
And then there's, you know, there's heat and tons of humidity.
Speaker B:
You step out the front door and.
Speaker C:
You become soup immediately.
Speaker B:
And now, thanks to the Internet, there is a new word for exactly how I've felt the last few days.
Speaker C:
And I'm guessing how many of you have exhaust orwell, mulated.
Speaker C:
I'll let one of the social media channels explain it.
Speaker D:
The word of the day is exhaust or, well, mulated.
Speaker D:
The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed and overstimulated all at the same time.
Speaker D:
Exhaust or, well, mulated.
Speaker C:
That's that moment I heard that word.
Speaker C:
I thought, finally there's a.
Speaker C:
There's an actual accurate diagnosis.
Speaker B:
Sometimes people ask, how are you doing?
Speaker C:
And you don't have the time or.
Speaker B:
Desire to explain that you're tired and.
Speaker C:
Stressed and behind on everything and your.
Speaker B:
Phone won't shut up and stop buzzing.
Speaker C:
And somebody's been asking you the same.
Speaker B:
Question for the last 10 minutes and.
Speaker C:
I, I'm exhaust your.
Speaker C:
Okay, maybe people understand.
Speaker C:
Maybe people go, okay, I'll leave them alone.
Speaker B:
I could see this becoming an actually.
Speaker C:
Useful silly word because you tell someone you're exhaust or well mulated and there's.
Speaker B:
A chance they help out.
Speaker C:
I think we should put it on medical forms.
Speaker C:
Are you experiencing any symptoms?
Speaker C:
Yes, severe exhauster.
Speaker C:
Well, mulation.
Speaker C:
That's what's going on.
Speaker C:
And there are some specific situations.
Speaker B:
I could think of at least six.
Speaker C:
That leave us feeling exhaust your whelmulated.
Speaker E:
Best way to start your day.
Speaker E:
These six jokes he's about to say, listen up for old hay stack.
Speaker E:
Crack open the morning six pack.
Speaker A:
These are the top six situations that leave us feeling exhauster.
Speaker A:
Well mulated.
Speaker A:
Number six, trying to explain Uber to Grandma.
Speaker A:
Number five, finding help in the plumbing.
Speaker B:
Section at Home Depot.
Speaker A:
Number four, figuring out which fire alarm in the house is doing the low battery chirp thing.
Speaker A:
Number three, convincing the dog to poop when it's raining.
Speaker A:
It's been a difficult few days in my house.
Speaker A:
Number two, agreeing on a paint color for the baby's room.
Speaker A:
The number one situation that will leave you feeling completely and totally exhaust or well mulated.
