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March 2023 Horoscopes: Planet-Palooza
Episode 318th March 2023 • Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast • Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny
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And shine you will because Susan Miller predicts an incredible March where all of the planets are moving and changing and doing things! Prepare yourselves to enter a new realm full of buckets of money and dazzling opportunities where Saturn is your personal executive coach. Laura and Alex think you will feel just like Rihanna at the Superbowl. 

The episode begins with the gals recapping their first few days of March and transitions into a discussion about the Note, which includes a report of Susan’s Miller appearance last month in Dallas (the gals have spies everywhere!). Laura and Alex then share a scandalous hot take from social media in which an Astrology Zone reader accuses Susan of not writing this month’s horoscopes! Naturally, this leads the gals to wonder if ChatGTP will ever be able to convincingly recreate the Susan-isms we know and love. 

Next, Laura and Alex tell Pisces all of the wonderful things that await them this month. Seriously, Pisces, you might want to set aside some room for all the money that’s coming your way. Laura fills Taurus in on all of Susan’s wonderful predictions for March (visits from the Jolly Green Giant and Big Daddy Saturn?!) and Alex ends the episode with a recap of Scorpio’s horoscope, which is filled with excessive planet name-dropping. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 04:27

Pisces: 15:34

Taurus: 28:30

Scorpio: 38:40

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