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You've known them to run their mouths about politics.

Politics, politics, shmalitics.

Well, little did you know, they can run their mouths about other stuff as well.

This is the Mark G Show.

They have a natural curiosity about just about everything.

The paranormal to the biggest natural disasters that have ever occurred on

planet earth and everything in between.

Two brothers from another mother ripping it up and oh no, we don't record the show.

We have the balls to do it live.

Call into the show at 2 0 7 3 7 0 58 52.

That's 2 0 7 3 7 0.

5852 be a part of the show.

Let's do

it.

This is the Mark G show and now your hosts, Mark G and Gary G.

What is going on everybody?

Wow.

Is that coming in clutch down there?

What's happening?

Tick tock.

What's happening to Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch, Apple, Spotify.

What is going on?

Everybody.

Let's go ahead and get the introductions out of the way.

And then we'll go ahead and do my lovely disclaimer.

Hey, Nikki, what's happening?

All right, y'all.

We got my brother from another mother, Gary, down below, Gary,

what's happening, my man, uh,

ready to, ready to roll this one

out, roll it out.

Uh, you don't want to rub it out.

I mean, we

could rub it out too, I guess.

I just think that might get us banned on

TikTok.

That's true.

It probably would.

All right, y'all.

We also got, we got the man down here below.

We got the man who gets all the sugar grannies on TikTok.

And he's got some enemies when he shares out his live stream too much.

Zach, what's going on, my man?

How are you?

I'm

good, man.

I'm ready to rub it out.

Yeah.

Fantastic.

You're going to run it fast and slow or how are you going to do it?

Um, why do you want to know this Mark?

I'm just trying to help you out here in the, in the land, man.

We're trying to find you a woman.

I know, I know you like him around the 80 year old range.

So we're trying to help you out.

That's all good, man.

I'll just have to call the retirement home soon.

I got you.

Yeah, I know.

How, how was your last day at your retirement home, by the way?

Oh man, it was, it was rough.

Was

it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I heard she was a quite a dead one, huh?

Uh, she was, she was stiff and cold.

That's for sure.

That's what I figured.

This is off to a very interesting

start.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mark G show.

Everything that you hear on the show tonight are the views and opinions

of myself, my brother Zach, or any guests that calls into the show.

And, uh, you know, do, do everything as you please.

If we talk about anything that you question, feel free to

do your own research and come up with your own conclusion.

Otherwise, this is for entertainment purposes only and is for fun.

So hopefully everybody understands that.

But yeah, that is it.

Anyways, gentlemen, we got a pretty good show.

So I, I figured we're gonna have some fun and we'll see how it rolls out this week.

But I figured we would play around with some stuff on Reddit.

Zach, are you familiar with what Reddit is?

Yeah.

There's a lot of, uh, tick tockers on

Reddit.

Yeah.

There is quite a bit of hatred for tick tockers on Reddit, isn't there?

Alien Bob, we see you down here as well.

I'm sure I'm on there somewhere.

Well, I'll have to search for your name on Reddit and see if we can find you.

No, we should.

That'd be great.

That one guy that we had on the podcast, he's on there.

Oh, of course it is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's on there.

That's he was an asshole.

So he deserves to be on there.

We're not mentioning his name, but, uh, just go back and look at some

previous podcasts, but now listen, folks, as we were talking about, I went

ahead and I looked up some confessions.

I found some interesting confessions.

Some people may relate to these confessions and say, I only

know why they're confessing.

Cause I would probably do the same thing.

But, um, I'm going to start off with a mother's instinct and I'm curious to

see what, how Zach and Gary think about this and what our chat will as well.

So the introduction to this is first, we're going to hear about a concerned

parent who crossed boundaries out of love and fear for her child's health.

Now I think almost any parents would go above and beyond for any of their

children's, um, their health, right?

I mean, Gary, if your child was sick, you would do anything possible needs

to get that, get your child seen.

And I mean,

assuming I had children, yeah, I would, I would do

that.

Zach, what about you?

Yes, 100%.

All right.

So here's her confession.

I want to start by saying I don't, I do not have any, uh, Munchausen syndrome.

I love my kids and I don't want them to be sick.

Anyways, my daughter started having episodes of breath holding, abnormal

eye movements and lethargic type symptoms after these episodes.

The first time it happened, I took her and truthfully told,

truthfully told them what happened.

I was told it's probably breath holding spells.

It's pretty scary for new moms.

And we were sent home.

The diagnosis didn't sit right with me.

Over the course of a month and episodes were more and more frequent happening

every day, multiple times a day.

She had an episode where it lasted two minutes.

So I took her to the ER, exaggerated the symptoms, and they did an

additional test, 24 hour EEG and an MRI.

The test confirmed that she in fact had epilepsy and not breath holding spells.

So, I mean, if you really look into that, kudos to the mom.

I don't really think she had to confess to that because she just showed that

there is a flaw within our medical system.

So if I want to go at that confession and listen to what she said, that just

shows that the complete flaw that is in the medical system that we have.

I mean, if you look at it now, what did people waiting like two to three

hours in an ER system, sometimes longer.

Yeah.

And then typically when you're getting in there that they're just, they just

slap you out as quick as they can, because unfortunately they are, the

thing is you're usually waiting like two to three hours just in the

waiting room to get a room, then you're going to be back in that room

for more, probably another two hours.

Then you have to wait to get discharged that can take up to an hour.

So you'd be in the hospital for like five to six hours.

Absolutely crazy.

So yeah, I don't, I don't think the mom's in the fault at all.

And honestly, I don't even know why she's confessing, right?

Everybody's cheering on the mom over there in the chat.

Everybody's definitely cheering her on over there.

So that is awesome.

Um, so you guys did not get any confessions, did you?

Yo, thank you.

Darrell Blake for the, uh, the link over there.

I appreciate you.

I didn't get any confessions.

I

just got,

would you rather.

Alright, so I'm getting, oh.

Oh,

here we go.

Alright.

I wonder who that could be.

I wonder, I'm getting the audios my scratches.

Fuck you, Zach.

Ha ha

ha ha.

Zully, you're on the air, my man.

I gotta try fixing my audio anyways.

Why the fuck?

Why?

Zach, why are people saying you guys made an AI of me?

One,

two.

Wait, we didn't make an AI of you.

I don't know.

We lost

them.

Yeah.

I can't hear him anymore.

Well, what'd

you guys?

I can't hear him either.

Hold on.

Lemme try this.

What?

All right, Sully, try again.

Hello?

Hello.

We may not be able to take phone calls after this.

All right, Sully, go ahead.

Can you hear me?

Yeah, we can hear you now.

Yeah, now we can.

Yeah.

So what did you guys want?

Oh, we didn't want nothing.

We were just calling to say hi.

So why did everybody come to my side and ask me where I'm at?

Oh, they just wanted to make sure you're okay.

We want to make sure you're alive and well, you know, we, we understand that

you go out to these nightclubs and you, um, you know, you get highly intoxicated.

We just want to check up on you.

Make sure you're okay.

Make sure you're not found in a river.

Well, you do that again.

You're not going

to be

okay.

Oh, is that, you're going to come to Maine?

I'm already there.

Fantastic.

I can show you the ocean.

I think you'll love it.

I can't swim.

That's

More peers in Maine.

Well, that's the point.

They're taking me to the Can't swim

Oh, Zach, Zach

Yes

You

shouldn't talk about your mom that way it's not very polite

I want you to go buy her flowers.

By the

way, he's going to be next week.

What's that, Zach?

I'm going to adopt you.

Sully, you're going to adopt him?

What did you say about his mom again, though?

Oh, Sully, I was told to ask, are you going to take a Greyhound to get to Maine?

F k me.

Ah, understood.

Hey, Sully, we appreciate you calling in, my man.

Hope you have a phenomenal day.

No.

All right.

So I was told my audio is kind of scratchy on my side.

So what I'm going to do is I'm going to swap over my audio channel real quick.

Oh, fuck.

And this is when the podcast

goes, no, no, no, no, no.

I think what I, it's just, I got a message saying that it

sounds scratchy over on Tik TOK.

So I just want to see if I can fix that.

Oh, let me be the judge.

Hold on.

Let you be the judge.

Sounds fine to me.

It sounds funny.

What's going on?

So whoever's

listening on, was it your wife that said it?

No, no, I was told.

All right.

So now people are saying it sounds fine.

That's saying, yeah.

All right.

Well, I appreciate y'all.

Let's go ahead and continue on with some of the more of these

convention, uh, confessions.

I, you know, every time I say confessions, I think of that

fricking, that song by ushers.

Usher.

Not ushers.

Usher.

These are my confessions.

No.

You guys don't know that song?

Mark, we don't dance around that kind of music in

our underwear like you do.

Sorry, dude.

No, I don't even dance in my underwear, Zach.

I go pro bono on that shit.

Come on now.

Oh, wow.

There's some

things you keep to yourself, Mark.

I hope, I hope I gave you that good envisions when you go to sleep

tonight, Zach, and your eyes are shut.

You're dreaming about me so much.

You'll feel so good.

This

podcast is fucking weird.

All right, let's move on to unconventional living.

Next we step into the shoes of someone who found an unconventional

solution to the high cost of living.

Actually, I can see a lot of people doing this in this day and age.

This is coming from a guy who worked as a janitor in a school.

Uh, there was a dedicated janitor's closet, which was quite spacious.

And after he had finished vacuuming all the classes in the afternoon,

he had to turn the security cameras on and leave within a minute.

There was a caveat though.

The front gate and the dedicated janitor closet were exempted

from the motion cameras.

Uh, he couldn't justify or afford spending half of his paycheck a week for what

should have been a human rights shelter.

So what he did was he lived in the closet and saved himself over 20, 000 in rent.

He installed a mini fridge and an air fryer and had quite the time.

The contract got changed, so he lost that gig.

He says he feels kind of bad for freeloading off to school.

Uh, but the way he says the, but the government can provide insulated

sheds to all of its citizens for a few billions, but would rather

spend much more on war and over inflated salaries for its oligarchs.

So, listen, I respect him.

At the same time, though, it's a school, so I kind of like, eh.

Uh, I, I get where he's going with that, but I'm not sure if I like the fact that

someone was sleeping in my kid's school.

Well, I mean, he was pulling a Joe Dirt, bro.

He had to.

Joe Dirt?

Great.

Joe Durden lived in the fucking janitor's closet at his fucking school he worked at.

Did he

really?

If

you watched a movie more than once that was more than five

years old, maybe you would know that.

It was either the school or it was the radio station he worked at.

I think it

may have been the radio station.

Oh, I think it was the radio

station.

So it wasn't a school.

See, a radio station, I can justify a radio station.

It's the school that I'm having a hard time justifying.

I'm not sure if I could justify having someone live in my kid's

janitor's closet in school.

It's the janitor, though.

And the janitors are creepy, man.

Have you ever seen school janitors?

Yeah, I went to school, Mark.

Yeah, they're creepy.

School

janitors are creepy as

fuck.

I don't know.

You don't think so, Gary?

You don't think school janitors are creepy?

I mean, the lunch lady's even more creepier.

I think the lunch ladies are really scary.

Now,

if it was the janitor and the lunch lady,

that might be awkward.

Oh, I can, uh, I can approve that then.

Yeah, you

would.

You would.

I approve that.

No, it is, it is a little, uh, interesting, but kudos to

him.

Boy, it's a stereotype, Mark.

Listen, nucleus.

I gotta, I gotta do it once in a while, my man.

I gotta do it once in a while.

All right, let's ask this.

Gary, have you ever found money on the street in a while?

Yeah.

Have you ever kept it?

Sure.

Did.

What's the most amount of money that you found and kept?

Uh,

not a lot, probably like 30 or 40 bucks.

30, 40 bucks.

Zach, what about you, man?

Have you ever found money on the streets?

Sure.

Did ever kept it?

Sure did.

How much?

I think 70.

Alright.

It was outside of a bar when I went to go eat brunch.

I found it.

Alright.

It wasn't in my wallet or anything.

It was just laying there, but I was like, fuck this.

There's my brunch money right there.

This next confession, this person did find some money.

They were doing the laundry and they lived in an apartment complex.

And as they're walking back from the apartment, he saw

a wad of money on the floor.

He stopped quickly and picked it up and stuck it in his laundry and kept walking.

Like 30 seconds later, one of his neighbors came running around the corner

and asked him if he saw money anywhere.

He kind of, he kind of jerked to me a few times and said, no,

I thought it was like 40 to 60.

When I got back to my apartment and actually looked at the money, 750.

Yeah.

750.

Now, you saw your neighbor coming, running down, asking you

if you saw any money down there.

Knowing that it's that large amount of money, knowing that could be

their rent, that could be their food.

Would you have felt bad and given them the money?

Yeah, I probably think God, there's some fucking human is in these two creeps.

I didn't think we're going to get a human out of them.

That is awesome.

You guys scared me for a second.

Now, now, if you found money in a wallet with an ID, before we

move on here, would you turn that wallet with the cash to the PD?

Oh yeah.

They'd get the wallet.

They wouldn't get the cash.

Probably not.

Damn.

All right.

All right.

Zach, what about you?

Zach, you said you would give it

all to the PD?

Oh, I mean, if it was a full wallet with ID and everything in it, yeah,

I wouldn't take anything out of it.

You wouldn't take anything, so you'd leave the cash.

If it was just loose money on the fucking street, then you

don't know who the fucks that is.

You can't just go turn that in, so yeah, I'm taking

that shit.

Well, I agree with that, right, yeah.

But not the wallet.

I get that, loose money on the streets, but loose money in a

laundromat than having a person approach you for the money.

This person needs to come clean with that neighbor.

And somehow

that's nasty karma right there.

Yeah.

Oh man, Gary, I can't believe you would take the money.

Fuck you, Mark.

I'm taking

the goddamn money.

That's horrible.

That's horrible.

But I get it.

It's a lesson, right?

Like, there's nothing in life that's, uh, you gotta learn.

You gotta pay to learn.

It's like, I didn't take your credit cards.

I didn't go and fucking buy a bunch of shit.

Like, I got your 37 that was in there.

Here's your wallet back.

Dude, and like, see,

see, I like, I sometimes see those, those short, like, videos on TikTok.

It'd be like a homeless guy.

And a girl gives him money and her expensive wedding ring falls into his cup

and then like he goes to look at the money in this cup and finds a really big diamond

ring and goes to take it to a pawn shop.

And then he has like a guilty conscience and then he goes to a

flashback and then he's like, no, I don't want the money no more.

And he goes and tries to find the girl and gives her the ring.

And then they do like a fucking go fund me and get him like

hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Like that's going to fucking happen to me

one day.

I feel like those videos on TikTok that do that, I feel like those are rigged.

I feel like that's quite straight

up.

That's why I'm keeping the 37.

All right.

So you got, you got that number 37.

Let's say, let's say it was a teenager.

He saved up all his money to buy the next PS five.

He bought that.

He's going to buy that PS five.

So he's got 600 in that wallet.

He lost it.

If he's going

to, if he's going to be irresponsible with

a wallet with 600 in it,

sorry, not sorry.

And you open up, you see the ID and you see that it's a kid.

I'm

buying a laptop.

Don't have IDs for one.

Yeah.

16 year olds do have IDs.

I've never heard

of that.

Is that, yeah.

Yeah.

It's a driver's license.

Yeah.

16 year olds have, no, they got driver's license and state IDs.

Oh, I never got a state ID, I just got

a driver's license.

Yeah, see, my kids got state IDs when they turned 16.

See, I got

a, I got a I didn't get my license until I was

19, so I got a permit when I was 15, and then when I was

16, I got my driver's license.

Gotcha.

Crazy.

So, Gary, you see that ID?

You see it's a kid on there?

All right.

You bringing that money with the wallet to the PD or to the No.

No, you're taking the cash.

Taking the cash.

Hey, you know what?

You know what?

I'm buying

a new laptop.

You're buying it.

So you, so you changed your mind.

You're not giving back the cash.

All of

a sudden, Jack has a green screen.

Funny how that works.

So Emma's asking what the fuck is a state ID if it isn't.

So a state ID just verifies their, their age.

So there is a state ID that you can get here in the state

of Maine that you can use.

I didn't know

that.

I thought, I thought you had to have a ID at 18, but I forgot that

Kim's got her driver's license

at 16.

So Steven, the question was, we were asking, we just read somebody's

confession from Reddit where they found money on the floor, 750 worth.

And somebody ran up to him and said, Hey, Did you see my money?

And the person said, no, when they got back to the room,

they realized it was 750.

And we're finding out what they would do.

Zack and Gary said, well once they found out how much it was,

that they would return that money.

So then I made a new scenario and said, hey, what if it was a wallet?

Both of these motherfuckers said that, Bill Zack said he's buying

a laptop and Gary says he's No, I said if I found money in a

wallet He said he'll return it.

I said I'd return

it.

I said if it was loose money on the street, I would take it.

So fuck you Mark, trying to make me

sign.

Yeah.

No, I said I'm taking the money.

I'll get the wallet returned.

With all the credit cards and everything like that, but

I'm taking the fucking money.

David just said

my government name because you

lied.

Good.

I'm glad he said your government name.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Thank God.

That was never my name.

I'm just fucking naming you that now.

Go

on to the next convention called childhood schemes.

This confession takes us back to the, uh, inventive links, a

child who go to avoid school.

So, I'm going to read their confession, and then I want to

see the stuff that you guys have done to try getting out of school.

Alright, now let me preface this by saying I was clearly in no way a normal child.

Most kids would simply go to their parents room, say, mommy, I'm sick and

proceed to get a day off to school.

I did no such thing.

I nearly never got sick.

I'm not sure if it was just my immune system or the lack of being exposed to

shit, but I think I got sick two times from grades one through nine by sick.

I mean, sick enough to puke.

I was always jealous of the kids that were able to get out of

school because they were sick since I never got to miss school.

So when I wanted to get out having to go, I would sneak into the

kitchen at three in the morning.

Take some leftovers and shove them into a Tupperware container with some hot water.

Dear God, this first time reading this, I would then take the leftover mush and

dump it into the toilet at a reasonably puking sounding rate and fake gag.

This would normally wake up my mom as her room was right next to the bathroom.

I didn't shove the Tupperware container in the cupboard under the

sink and wait for her to come in.

Mind you, I only did this four times over the course of several

years, but it worked every time.

That is a smart fucking kid.

Clever.

I mean, I've done something similar.

My mom wouldn't ever come into the bathroom if I was faking to be sick,

but I'd make like the gagging noises.

I'd pour water into the toilet to make it sound like something was going in

there and I'd have a hot towel ready and I'd put it over my forehead.

I say my son, my second oldest son, he would chew up hot

dogs and that's how he'd make it look like vomit in the toilet.

He would, he literally chew up hot dogs and spit the hot dogs in the

toilet to make it look like vomit.

Dad caught on really freaking quick.

Yeah.

Uh, I see Lisa says, Oh my God, Steve is going wild.

Uh, Kayla says my daughter faked sick a couple of weeks ago to

avoid an open book test, man.

So Gary, if you ever faked being sick for school.

Oh yeah.

What was your best fake?

I just think I would just be

like, Uh, I'm not feeling good.

And just complain.

And just not go.

Dad never really put up a fight.

No?

He was just like, You fucking idiot.

And he'd

go to work.

Gotcha.

Now when he left to go to work, did you stay home?

Ah,

man.

That part I can't remember.

I think, um, I mean, probably not.

Knowing myself, like in, I In high school, I was partying a lot, so I'd

probably just go to a friend's house and just smoke a bunch of weed all day.

Alright.

Zach, what about you?

Do you stay home after you call L6?

Like what, from

school?

Yeah.

After you called out sick, did you like, after you faked your sickness, did you?

Oh yeah, I had to, yeah, I had to, but then I would magically like be better

in the afternoon and then I'd leave.

My mom would be like, Oh, you're feeling better.

I'm like,

yeah.

So Steven over on TikTok.

So I would stay

home until like, maybe like 1230, one o'clock in the afternoon.

And I'd be like, God, that, that rest made me feel so much better.

All that extra sleep.

As you're gaming,

uh, Steven over at TikTok says, I never fake being sick.

If I wanted to stay home, my mom didn't force me, but I was, I was a good kid.

So you see, you're one of the few, Steven.

You're one of the few.

I will admit, I didn't really fake being sick too many times when I was in school.

What I did, I just act like I went to school, got off the bus, ran through

the woods behind school and hung out with friends houses afterwards.

And then sometimes if I wanted to leave school early, I would forge my

mom's signature with her saying that I need to get out an X amount of time.

And when that time release was spent, I left and went and hung out with friends.

And of course, I

remember like we couldn't skip school because the

school would take attendance.

And if you didn't show up, it would call your house.

Oh, funny story about that.

So before my mom ended up having like a stay at home, like job.

Oh, God.

Yeah, I called out of school one day.

I made a deep voice acting like my dad.

And they still called.

They still called.

And I forgot about the answering machine.

I wasn't that smart back then as a kid.

I'd be out in the woods playing and shit, like doing my own thing.

When I was like 13 or 12 or however old I was.

I come back, I got to the school bus passes my house and my mom pulls in

and she's like, Oh, how was school?

I was like, Oh, it was great.

And I go back outside, I come back in for dinner and she's like, is

there something you want to tell me?

Like, what do you mean?

And she's like, come here.

And she played the fucking message for me.

I was like, I don't know what they're talking about.

I was there the whole time.

Gotta delete those messages on the answer machine, Zach.

Oh, I didn't think about it.

I was only like 12 or 13.

I didn't know they fucking called

my house.

See, I was happy that my mom was a blonde, my mom, my mom's a blonde, and this is

not really in a school factor, but my mother used to be that mother that would

be what you call the helicopter mom.

Like if I say, Hey, I'm going out swimming.

Okay.

You're going to have to call in every hour on the hour to check in.

Gotcha.

Well, I knew her and my mother and my stepfather were

going on some type of trip.

I figured she's going to be gone five or six hours.

So before I went swimming to our little swimming hole, I stopped at

the closest pay phone, picked it up and I made about eight phone calls

to the house and left a message.

Mom, it's Mark.

It's 10 AM.

Just checking in, hang up, call up again.

Mom, it's Mark.

It's 11 AM checking in.

And I did this until I had enough.

She would have fell for it.

She did.

My stepfather told me that she was like, wow, his watch must be broken.

She thought my watch was broken when she was listening to it

because I wasn't home yet.

My stepfather looked at her and said, what is wrong with you?

You know, he just sat there and called over and over again until he checked in

enough so he didn't have to check in.

Yeah, if it wasn't for him, I would have been fine, but my mother's

blondness kicked in perfectly for that.

It was great.

Wow.

Yeah.

Gotta love heaven.

A little bit of blonde in the family, maybe a stereotypist over there, but we're

going to stay on the school subject for a minute, Zach, actually, you know, Zach,

I picked on you first for a few times.

Let's go with Gary.

Well, you haven't picked on me first at all.

I have.

No, go with me.

Way to stare.

Sorry, Lisa.

You know, Lisa, I kind of had a stereotype after what you've done to me

lately, but I'm going to go to, she's gifted very wildly against me lately.

So Gary, we'll go with you.

In school, was there a teacher that you really wished that

you could have gotten with?

For

sure.

Senior year, uh, senior year in high school, my English

teacher.

Did you, at that time, maybe try to advance on that teacher?

No, definitely not.

Not at

all?

But I did really fucking good in English that year.

Did you?

So

you focused really, really good.

Yeah.

I read all the books.

My fucking, my book reports were great.

My tests were great.

I did

great.

And after that senior year, did you try hooking up with a teacher?

No.

No?

Okay.

I never tried to hook up with a teacher.

Alright.

Zach, what about you?

No.

All my teachers were old.

Old?

Or older and married and stuff.

We did have one really, really hot sub.

Ha ha,

fuck

you, Nucleus.

He's all, what's his name?

So Zach, you see She was a hot blonde, bro.

Nucleus.

Nucleus.

And I don't even like white chicks, which is

But the cool thing is, one of the cool things, when I was in 8th

grade, we had a younger teacher, um, it was our science teacher, and

her sister was a host for a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the day.

Called, it was like Figure It Out or something like that.

Nickelodeon, huh?

Is it Nickelodeon or Disney that just had a documentary written

about the children actors?

Nickelodeon.

Nickelodeon?

It was Nickelodeon.

Aw, dude.

I feel bad for her then.

It wasn't about

the Josh dude or whatever.

It's about almost all the, all the

little goodies getting diddled.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you look deep in there, you might even find Pete diddle in that story.

I don't know, but no, I never, I never tried to get with any of my teachers.

They're all old.

It was Zach.

So you, so you, so what you're saying is that, cause you

changed quite a bit then now.

From back in school to your Tik TOK days where you do chase the older ladies.

It's not true Mark.

All right, let's move on.

Let's go back to the school.

The reason why I was asking you guys this question, this one

comes from a 29 year old male.

Uh, so obviously he's a little bit older now, but he said, so when I was

15 years old, I was in algebra class, there was an attractive teacher that

was my special education teacher.

I wish I could take this back somehow.

Talk to myself then and tell him no, but I was curious and I thought she was hot.

And I just wanted to see how.

How part of her body felt when she was walking by.

I intentionally stuck one of my elbows out and glanced her, but she had no idea.

I did it in such a way that made it look like I was putting my head on my desk.

She worked with me after that.

And I had full conversation with me and I had no idea what I had done.

She probably thought it was just an accident.

I don't know why the guilt is affecting me now.

Maybe it's a sign I've grown.

Maybe I'm a piece of shit.

Maybe I don't deserve any forgiveness, but it's got to get out.

Some accountability is needed.

So he snuck a feel.

That's what it sounds like.

It sounds like he snuck a feel.

Is he wrong?

15 years old, snuck a feel.

Is he wrong?

I mean,

yes, because of the modern climate of today, I mean, I think

every 15 year old teenager wants to do that to their hot teacher.

Yeah.

Unless it's like one of the teachers from the movie, uh, fucking 21

Jump Street that tries to get on Shannon Tatum's nuts the whole time.

I don't think

I ever saw that.

You never saw it?

I don't think

so.

Oh, it's horrible, Gary.

You have to watch it.

It's a good movie.

See, unlike you, Mark, I'm

not afraid to watch movies more than five years old.

How the fuck does Mark know about this movie and you don't?

Is it, does it have any thug related bullshit to it?

No.

No, I mean,

police related bullshit to it.

I mean, yeah,

they, they're

uncovered, but they go.

And that's why, cause in the nineties, Mark thought he was a bad ass and he

was watching everything gang related.

Fuck you, Mark.

Going there, Gary.

I go in there.

Oh shit.

Gary, since, you know, we see the level that you're at right now, Gary.

This next confession's about a rush of anger.

Who's angry?

Oh, you're always angry.

I'm always happy.

Uh huh.

This next one, the introduction to this one is, Anger can sometimes lead

us to enact in ways we later regret.

This confession highlights a moment of impulsive retribution.

Let me ask you guys, when you go to a parking lot, and there's

another car, you're there.

Both of you are kind of like this.

You have your blinker on to take that spot.

Uh huh.

But the other vehicle proceeds to turn in and takes the spot

that your blinker was on.

Do you just shrug it off your shoulders and find a new parking spot?

Or do you take revenge on that car for taking that spot on you?

Define take revenge.

Uh,

you're talking about like slashing their tires and

shit?

Uh, well, I want to see what you guys would do.

And then I'll tell you what this guy did.

Anything is revenge.

How would you, how would you do it?

So we got some people saying find a new spot, revenge in the chat.

So for me now, probably just find a new spot.

I'll just be like, ah, you son of a bitch.

He got this one.

And then I'll find a new spot.

22 year old Gary.

I don't know.

I can't, I can't remember.

And I'm

going to plead the fifth.

They're going to plead the fifth eyes that it would not have

been just find a new spot.

No,

I'd probably just find a new spot.

I don't want to kick someone's ass over.

So

I'm stupid.

All right.

Well this 29 year old, here's his story.

Okay, so 29.

This is

starting to make sense.

When I finally go to work, the parking lot was full, and I made my

way to what appeared to be an open spot somewhere in the middle of it.

But when I got there, I found that a car parked in one of the spots next

to it was needlessly overlapping the lane by about two feet.

It clearly wasn't a case of the car next to them parking poorly

and then pulling away, leaving them to look like the asshole.

They clearly turned into the parking space from the wrong direction

and did nothing to straighten their car to fit in that spot.

So therefore, this person took up two spots.

Anyways, he parked at the far corner of the parking lot around 100 yards

further, even though 100 yards isn't far, and he could have written it off.

At that point, he was blind with anger and honestly considered going home because

if his head was killing him at that time.

So what do you do?

He took his car keys and scratched from fender to fender

or fender to bumper, I should say.

So he took that shit, I mean, and he scratched the car.

That's crazy to me.

Like, um, causing damage to somebody else's vehicle intentionally would,

would, would drive me insane.

Um, I couldn't do that.

Because I like my vehicle.

Even when I've had like kind of older cars, um, you know, in the parking

lot, you could see somebody like open their door and it hits your car.

Yeah.

Even like that pisses me off.

And it's just like, that's a little thing and that's nothing right.

Barely be a dent, barely be a scratch.

To see somebody like go ham and key a car.

I couldn't

do that.

So Zach, just a heads up, man.

Next time you probably want to mute your microphone.

Cause we all know you just took a piss.

By Zach, would you key a car in a rage road rage?

Oh, no.

Well, that's what this individual did.

That's what he's confessing to.

He keyed the car.

And he also states within this art, within his story.

That he has no remorse over it.

Zach, Gary, you never smoked cigarettes really.

So this one really won't pertain to you.

I used to Zach, you used to smoke cigarettes.

Gary smoked the green stuff, but I don't think with the green stuff

you save, you save the stubbies.

You don't throw them out the window.

This person's confession is kind of long.

So I'm just going to give you their confession in a short manner and see

how you guys would react to this.

So what they did was they were driving down the street or whatever.

And they threw their cigarette outside the window and accidentally started

someone's front, you know, they, they quoted, I accidentally started

someone's front yard on fire when they flicked a cigarette out the car window.

I wouldn't say that's accidentally, I would say that's on purpose because

if you're throwing a hot ash cigarette out the window, You know, there's a

chance that things are going up in a blaze and it doesn't say where he was

located neither, which really sucks.

I would like to know like it was California.

He did say that the grass was so dry.

I mean, that

could be so many places.

It could be.

I mean, so we'll talk about fires for a minute.

I kind of feel his pain or her pain because I don't mention whether

they're male or female in this post.

Um, and You know, they did get busted by the fire department, the police, they did,

they did get busted and they got fined.

I for one was a dumb dumb when I was a kid, thought I could make maple syrup.

Oh, I've heard this story.

From the maple dripping from the tree.

We were playing with a lighter, trying to melt this maple

to make it into maple syrup.

And instead, I burnt a large majority of my grandmother's backyard.

Completely inflamed, started one hell of a forest fire, never allowed

again at the neighbor's house.

It's still this day.

They still give me dirty looks and, uh, really my, yes.

And my uncle left a nice little, uh, bump on the rear that lasted

quite some time after he found me.

But let me tell you,

didn't you say you

hid in like a chest?

I did.

And then he found me.

Yeah.

There was like, so my grandmother had this chest.

It was like ups on the main floor upstairs and it was on the back

room and I hid in there and I can remember hearing them yelling for me.

Looking for me and I can just remember my heart fucking racing because I knew

once I once they found me I was done For I mean I did have a book in there

at first, but they found the book.

I Mean because as kids we were try smart right because we got spanked

as we were younger And I did, I tried hiding that book in my rear

and it didn't work out so well.

Kayla says she set her mama's flower bed on fire as a kid on

accident playing with matches.

Not smoking, but my daughter set my living room on fire trying to burn her homework.

Oh my god!

Damn.

That's a whole new level for not trying to turn in your homework.

I'm sorry.

I don't have my homework.

It caught on fire.

It was too hot,

right?

Fuck saying the dog ate it, right?

Yeah.

Screw the dog.

Damn.

My mom's candles were too close to my books and lit on fire.

Damn.

All right.

So this next one's a pretty interesting one.

We're going to talk a little bit about cooking.

I know Gary likes to cook.

Zach, you'd like to cook too, right?

Yeah.

All right.

So when you ever went to like a family cookouts and stuff, do you

ever serve them any microwavable canned goods and stuff like that,

but played off as if you cooked it?

No.

Now you've always cooked from scratch made it good.

All right, Gary, what about you?

No, I've never done that, but it sounds hilarious.

That would be really fun to try to convince somebody that some

microwave bullshit was home cooked.

Well,

this confession is a short but sweet confession.

Uh, so the title Pretty much says it all, but I'm going to go ahead

and, uh, he was, uh, doing a competition, a local fair competition.

There was some BMX event with a couple hundred people and they

always have a chili cook off.

He's not much for cooking, so he thought I would be funny to throw

in a bunch of Wendy's chili into a crock pot and add a little Tabasco

to it and see if anybody noticed it.

He's been a vegetarian for roughly 12 years, so he never

tasted it, but he pulled it off.

Everybody thought he cooked it well and he won the competition.

With Wendy's chili and Tabasco sauce.

I mean, Wendy's does have good s Yeah, but Wendy's chili is not that great.

Do you know how they make that chili?

Yeah, it's f ing frozen, isn't it?

No.

The sauce is frozen.

But the burger Oh, is it?

Is it the meat, like,

leftover burger patties or whatever?

It is.

It's leftover burger patties.

When I was younger, I used to work at Wendy's and I remember the first time

they showed me how to make the chili.

I'm like, really?

This burger's been out for like five hours and now you want me to chop it

up so it can be put into the chili?

Oh, man.

Still tastes

good.

It does taste good, but damn, I don't know, man.

This is not for me.

Not my forte anymore.

Oh, man.

Leftover meat, Kayla says.

Listen, we got plenty of leftover meat today, man.

We got a shit ton of ham after today's dinner.

I have leftovers from yesterday, Mark.

I told you what I was

getting.

Yeah.

You still got all that steak, that steak sub

and stuff.

Oh no, it's, it's, it's gone.

I finished it today, bro.

Did you really?

Fuck yeah, I did.

All right.

Everybody loves being pulled over by cops.

Most favoritest

thing

ever.

Isn't it?

It's great.

Ain't it?

When you get pulled over by a cop?

No, I haven't been pulled over in years, but I fucking hate it.

So Gary.

No, actually, yeah, you got to go with me for Isaac getting pulled over by a

law enforcement officer for speeding.

Have you ever used an excuse to try and get yourself out of a ticket?

Nope.

Nope.

Do you ask the officer to frisk you to help you get out of a ticket?

I'm not solid.

So no.

No.

Okay.

I'm only asking because they're saying you screen frisk me,

please.

Oh, no.

No.

Okay.

Maybe if it's a female cop.

Okay.

Yeah.

But not a male cop?

Yeah.

Not a male cop.

You're not feeling the vibe of the male cop?

Nah.

Gotcha.

All right, Gary, what about you?

You get pulled over by a law enforcement officer for speeding.

Have you ever said anything to try getting out of the ticket?

For speeding?

No.

But you have used an excuse to get out of something.

By the way, you just I mean Uh,

I've, so it's funny, almost, almost every time I've been pulled

over, I'm literally pulled over directly in front of my house.

That's great.

Yeah.

Like I got pulled over for speeding here and the cop pulled me over

as I pulled in front of my house.

Doesn't it?

If once you're on your property, in your driveway, they

can't do shit.

I wish I knew that because I just pulled up in front of my house.

That's fucking great.

Almost made it.

Now you got pulled over in front of your house.

Did you use an excuse?

Like three times.

Did you use an excuse?

No,

no.

I was like, dude, I'm literally like, this is my house.

And then I'd give them the ID.

And it worked two of the times where they let me go, but out here

they didn't give a shit when the cop was an asshole and gave me

a ticket.

Now you see, it's funny.

I've seen Caitlin's post down there.

She says, sorry, officer.

I have to shit.

There's been numerous times that that excuse has ran through my head.

If I was to ever get pulled over for speeding,

I mean, they're definitely not going to pull you out of the car.

No, no.

I was looking at that.

I'm like, wow.

You know, if I tell the officer, listen, I ain't got a gallbladder.

I just ate.

I got to get home.

Yeah, and then it'll be like, let me see your, oh wait.

Yeah, if you didn't have a gallbladder, colostomy bag?

Fuck

no.

No.

No.

No, your gallbladder just, what your gallbladder digests is all like the fats

and stuff like that that you intake.

That's all a gallbladder does.

Yeah.

No, there's no, there's no colostomy bag for no gallbladder, Zach.

Trust me, you'll know when you get your gallbladder out soon.

Fuck you, no I won't.

I'm going to be, I'm going to be healthy, bro.

You're going to be pissing out stones very soon though.

Let's hope that's not

the case.

Well, with all those fucking monsters you're drinking at night.

Yeah, I know.

That's why I've been drinking water.

Alright, so back to this cop situation.

This one's kind of long, but I kind of got to read it in order to figure

out what he's talking about here.

Alright, so this, right, the, this um, Reddit writer wrote this.

When I was 19, I was running late to work in my tiny piece of shit

economy car and on fumes of gas.

I didn't come to a complete stop on a red turn.

Lights behind me so I pull over.

I know I barely got any gas at all and I was almost at a gas station.

Hence why I rolled through the stop a little trying to have the

car, try to have the car not die.

At the time around 1995, a new digital phone had come out called Voice

Steam, uh, Voice Steam or Stream.

Now T Mobile and their whole new big thing was the phones

were digital and not cellular.

They were the first phones with caller ID and no, uh, what's that?

And one of the big things the salesman had said over and over is said was

the digital and signal couldn't be.

Triangulated or traced, not that I cared, but I stuck in my mind.

Well, as I give the cop my license, registration, and

assurance card, I got an idea.

I knew if I was late to work, I was going to lose my job.

They were super strict there.

So, I get an idea, and right after I hand the papers to the cop, and he's walking

back to his cruiser, I call 911, and I tell the operator I just saw a guy With

what looked like a shotgun walking to 7 Eleven, it was about two blocks away.

I confirmed the address and hung up.

About 30 seconds later, the cops come, sprinted to my car, hands me all my

stuff, and rushed, says, come to a complete stop next time, then peels

off to the direction of the store.

Pushed my car to the gas station, I almost made it to, to it, and felt

pretty pleased with my integrity.

Engineer dude, with his cleverness.

I was an idiot, and I confess.

So, back then, 9 1 1, before they could trace you, he made

a fake call to the 9 1 1.

That's a hell of a confession.

That's dirty.

Dirty and wrong.

I don't think I would even steep that low to do that.

I don't know, man.

That's ballsy as fuck.

That is major.

I mean, listen, if that

backfires, you are

screwed, right?

What if they have some guy there who kind of fit that description, but

didn't have it and had guns drawn on him by the PD that that's bad.

That could be very bad.

Gary, you like your neighbors.

I do like my neighbors.

Have you ever had neighbors that you didn't like at all?

Many, many times.

Zach, by me asking that and your response, I'm guessing you

have neighbors that you don't like.

I did.

They moved

out.

Thank God.

Gotcha.

If you had any neighbors with the disability, we'll say like blind or deaf.

Gary was old.

He was old.

Did you like him?

He was.

Uh, he was cool.

His kids were crackheads and I hated them.

Gotcha.

All right.

Well, this guy's confession, this is the last confession before we

start moving on to the things.

Uh, the would you rathers, he lied to his blind neighbor and

told him that he moved away.

So he didn't have to talk or bump into his neighbor anymore.

That was a straight up confession said, listen, they've been, the neighbor's

always chatty in conversation with him.

He up and lied to his blind neighbor and told him that he was moving out.

And then when he's finally done, he told him he officially moved.

He's no longer living there.

Wrong.

That's dirty.

That's dirty.

I mean, I would assume that if it's a blind neighbor, he could pick

up on the bullshit because they have an acute sense of sound and he probably knows

exactly what his vehicle sounds like and his schedule and everything like that.

So he probably knew.

Call

him bullshit.

Call him bullshit.

All right.

Gary, you said you got a, would you rather chat where this, where we're going to

go to the, would you rather this way?

I want everybody to be active in the chat.

Okay.

Well, I want y'all to answer your questions the best you can.

When I ask these questions out, uh, we're going to ask Gary and

Zach, these questions as well.

Gary, your, would you rather you say, it's probably going

to get me flagged on TikTok.

So we're going to save yours for last.

Ah, we should do mine first.

I don't want to get flagged right off the bat, Gary.

Not that

bad.

It's not that bad.

It's kind of bad, but it's just a, would you rather

should I have my hand on the censor button?

Maybe oh dear God.

All right, Gary.

Let's see what you got.

Okay, so this isn't mine either by the way This was one that

my buddy from LA Who's like the literally the best would you rather?

Creator that has ever existed So he said, would you rather watch your

parents bump uglies every night for the rest of your life or join them once and

never have to know about it ever again?

Oh my God.

What?

That's an option.

Oh my God.

That's like, that's what I'm saying.

That's the caliper of

would you rather that my buddy would come up with.

A hundred times a night and it's just like we'd be out frisbee golfing and

he just all night Would you rather and we're just like, oh god, here

he goes with another one So yeah, that's the, would you rather, God

damn.

All right.

I don't know how I'm going to

bump

it with him.

Are you watching a bump?

I'm

fucking not doing it.

All right.

You got to answer this.

We got to answer this.

No, we got to answer.

Yes.

No, that's the thing.

We're playing this game.

We got to answer negative.

I'm the host.

I'm the host.

I asked, I told you, yeah, that's the first one.

The first one

is

always the hardest.

Are you bumping with them?

Are you watching them bump?

I'm fucking watching them bump.

I ain't fucking bumping with them.

This is, this is a fucking Kentucky motherfucker.

I'm going to say I'm agreeing with Zach on that.

I'm watching a bump.

I ain't joining.

Nope.

What about you, Gary?

What would you, for your own question?

Probably.

Probably watch probably, so there's a slight chance that

you might join in with the bump.

Cause you said you probably, I don't know,

depends on how many times I've watched and how much I'm drinking.

I don't know.

I knew this is watching every single night is a scheduling nightmare.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's fine.

That's for sure,

dude.

It's a fucked up option.

Uh, yeah, I'd say same.

If deaf isn't an option, I'll be forced to watch.

I'm not joining.

Dude, that's horrible.

All right, Zach, since I had you answer first, we'll let

you go with the next question.

Would

you rather never be able to close your eyes or never

be able to close your mouth?

Oh, I'm gonna go with eyes.

I'll keep my eyes

open.

Like

you can never close your mouth?

Can it just be like a little, kind of like a little, Just, it has to be like,

Gary, it's gotta be like, you're doing like Zach did that pickle deep drop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Hey.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Mark just fucking unhinged

his jaw right

there.

Mark has been taken.

I took some lessons.

I took some lessons from your pickle videos, Zach.

Damn.

Um.

So that's the thing that like, if you can never close

your mouth, would you be able to

talk?

True, right?

Ah, touche.

I could, I could use shutting up.

So I'll go with the mouth.

I could shut up.

I could, I could.

Hmm.

Because I like sleep more than I like

talking.

You can sleep with your eyes open.

People do it all the time.

I

can't.

Nah, dude.

I fuck, nah.

I can't even keep my eyes open more than fucking like, probably a minute

without them starting to burn.

Fuck

that.

So Zach, you're keeping your mouth open?

Hmm.

See, I don't want to

keep my mouth open either.

Cause I'm petrified of spiders and I

don't want them crawling in my mouth.

You'll devise like a little mesh that goes over your mouth to keep the bugs out.

Yeah, I guess I'd probably do my mouth cause I, I like

to close my eyes and sleep.

So

hopefully Gary can come up with one here soon.

Jax, he'll be coming up here shortly after mine.

All right.

This one's an easy one.

No.

What about you Mark?

I'm about ready to ask you right now.

No, you got to answer mine.

I just did.

I said my eyes.

Oh, I instantly, I told my eyes where you're not listening.

I figured

you'd want your mouth open after we just did

that.

You might want to clean that extra activity stuff out of your eardrums.

There's Zach.

It might be a little clogged from all that.

Oh yeah.

Look at that goo falling out of those years.

All

right, gentlemen, would you rather get a hundred thousand dollars

every time you're spanking or 10, 000.

Every cigarette you smoke.

That's an easy one, bro.

What?

I'm getting paid to spank.

You can't do that.

Dude.

I'm, I'm fucking retiring early, right?

I'm spanking

from when the sun rises

till

it's They'll have to put me in a

straight jacket.

I call that How did this man become a billionaire in seven hours?

Well, let

me tell you.

Well, I'll tell you too, because I actually got the results of these people,

because these ones came off of Reddit.

You guys, and I, I am saying spanking as well as 4, 000

people have voted for spanking.

Only 3, 200 people voted for the cigarette.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah.

But dude,

it's

100, 000 compared

to 10, 000.

Right.

Oh, well, actually, sorry.

The money's off.

Hold on.

How many zeros are there?

One, two, three, four, five, six.

There's seven zeros.

It doesn't matter.

Whatever it is, I'm getting paid to.

Spank to, to milk myself.

I got you, Gary.

What's yours?

Uh, would you rather break a finger every three

months or an arm every year?

Fuck man, an arm

every year.

I think, uh, arm is going to be better to break.

So I'm going to arm.

I'm going to go with arm because a finger finger is one of the hardest ones to heal.

I only think they can, they can't really do much for a finger.

I mean, you wear a

cast on your finger for like,

yeah, but the fingers not really bone fingers, more fingers.

As far as I know, the finger, no, you have, but your fingers

are bones, bro.

They're joints, but they're bones.

I'm good with the arm

every year.

Yeah, I'm going to the arm.

Don't you look up at me like that?

Fuck.

I see you staring out there looking like the Brady bunch.

I like it up to the square.

Zach, what are you going with?

I said arm

every year.

Arm every year.

Okay.

Let's ask you to repeat that one.

Gary.

Uh,

would you rather break a finger every three months, a random

finger, different finger every three months or an arm once a year?

So that was his question there.

Um, Zach and I both saying arm, Gary, which and it'd probably be

arm.

It'd probably be arm, but geez, man.

It probably

hurts so much more to break your arm.

The arm actually doesn't hurt that bad.

Like your arm.

Yeah.

Or like your arm.

What if you break your arm up

here?

I see.

I don't know about up there.

I broke my arm here.

I don't know.

I'm sure if you remember.

The top part of your arm right near your shoulder.

So it's like you're really incapacitated.

Like you're Like it's, yeah, that's,

you know, that sucks, right?

That sucks.

Yeah.

I remember breaking this arm back when I tried to banana skateboard

and try jumping off stairs with it.

And I landed on this part was hanging down and this part was up.

Ooh, that's fun.

Yeah.

And I remember looking at it and I walked into my mother because I was

young and I remember looking at her saying, mom, I think I broke my arm when

she acknowledged that I broke my arm.

That's when I cry like a little bitch.

A hundred percent.

I was like, ah!

Yeah,

It

was bad.

Finger hurts worse, least it did for me, Blake says.

So Blake has broken a finger.

I've never broken a finger.

Zach is waiting.

Zach.

Did you answer Zach an arm?

Yeah, I said my arm.

All right, Zach.

What is your, would you rather?

Isn't it your turn?

No, it's your turn.

Um,

I'm just going to make one up.

Would you rather boink for only 10 minutes at a time?

And no, we're going to change that.

Would you rather boink for only four minutes at a time and have an, or get off?

Yeah.

Or would you rather boink 45 minutes to an hour at a time and never

get off?

Four minutes.

Four minutes.

Cause I'd be breaking records anyway at that point.

Four

minutes?

What am I, a marathon

man all of a sudden?

I'm going four minutes as well, Zach, what's your answer?

Yeah.

Four minutes for sure.

Nouglas

says, call me minute rice.

Oh, Dan, everybody in the chat is going for four minutes on this one.

All right.

Here's the next one for you.